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[stimtfil]

two silly arts for kenny's birthday yesterday...... from my rus au where he's hanging out with Red, Craig and Stan....... the sillies

attached labels are "Mrs. cigarette" "Mr. alcohol" and "Mr. drug" (this was a funny photo from school's presentation, labels chosen by them just for fun, they don't really mean anything...... their friend group is just stupidly hilarious😭😭)

[michaelinprogress]

And happy birthday to you too pookie 😘

[teewritessmth]

Beta squad as dads

Warnings : None

Niko Omilana -

⇒ QOTD, Niko as a boy dad.

⇒ Sheds an ocean of tears when his son was born, still swears to this day that he didn't cry. (George has it on cameras from 3 different angles)

⇒ Niko isn't the type to nap very often, but when he does it's always with his son on his chest. Whenever the baby is feeling ill or needs someone, his dad is always there.

⇒ As your baby grows into his toddler phase, the boys have playful fights to see who gets to sleep in the middle. With Niko winning (no surprise in that) but having to give up his place for a very cute, pouting baby. (100% has your face and adorable smile.)

⇒ Niko almost jumped over the moon when his son made a dad joke. He was following in his dad's footsteps after all.

Sharky -

⇒ The first thing i can think about is Sharky making tiktoks with your twins as soon as they learn to make any kind of movement. He would then add his own steps and post it for everyone else to see.

⇒ Would put his kids on the couch and start talking to them. The boys are still so young, but there's nothing else they love than yapping with their amazing dad. (Even if he doesn't understand al that baby blabber.)

⇒ As they (VERY QUICKLY) reach their toddler phase, they guard Sharky. Not a joke, like GUARD him 24/7. They wouldn't let you go anywhere near him or let you scold him. The grin on his face when all of this happens is unbearable (but you love your family so much)

⇒ Not to worry tho, the babies eventually turn around and make you their favourite parent. A very wild day in your household (according to Sharky)

⇒ 100% gets his sons the same kit he wears while playing football. Boots too if possible. Your dreams of being a football mom and a football wife do come true after all :))

Aj Shabeel -

⇒ His daughter is his twin. She STOLE thoses gorgeous, curly locks from Aj.

⇒ Maybe this was fate (Cruelty according to Aj) but Niko is her favourite uncle. (Understandable, Same.) Thus naturally, she spends a lot of time with Niko's son.

⇒ Often punches Niko on the arm due to the occasional jokes he makes about getting their children married to one other so he can be related to Aj.

⇒ BEST.GIRL.DAD. He lets his daughter do any makeover she wants on him. Be it braiding his hair, painting his nails, playing dollhouse or throwing a tea party. Aj is always your daughter's number one supporter.

⇒ Having 2 Ajs in the house can be crazy at times, but you wouldn't change it for the world.

Chunkz -

⇒ Another Girl Dad. (Girl Dads forever)

⇒Both of them love singing together. Carpool karaoke, singing while doing ousework, singing while outside. The father - daughter duo manage to do it all.

⇒ Chunkz is SUPER proud of his kid. She wins prizes in the most random things scaling from sports to trivia. Who wouldn't be proud to father a young prodigy.

⇒ Loves baking with his baby girl. They make all sorts of pastries and desserts. Every single birthday you've had so far definitely had a contribution from one of their baking projects.

⇒ Top 10 moments in your life.

Kenny -

⇒ Has one son. Surprisingly a very energetic kid compared to his dad who is more laidback and chill.

⇒They do pushups together, Kenny tries explaining the importance of physical health quite early on to his child. (Pretends to not see his son using his knees as support during pushups. cmon he's 6 :(( )

⇒ Super proud dad when his son whisks you away from any man trying to make convo with you, let alone hit on you. If you didn't know this was Kenny's son at this point, you would've now. Both of them are very overprotective of you.

⇒ Your son brings you snacks, rubs your shoulders when you're tired, pulls your chair for you and fills your water bottles. You get worried sometimes that he might be doing too much as a kid, but your son won't have it any other way.

⇒ At the end of the day, your boys love you and spoil you to death. Two gentlemen residing with a lovely lady in the Ojuederie household.

[b4tasquad]

CRYING: AJ SHABEEL

Authors note: here is the fic I’ve been talking about for the past 3 days😭 I hope it reached your expectations and wasn’t a let down!

Warnings: toxic boyfriend, smut, literally pure filth ( 18+) minors dni

…

There was no way this was happening right now. How you and your boyfriend had gone from loving each other to absolutely despising the other in less than 30 minutes was a mystery to you. You were having such a great time, and Aj had to ruin it. Fucking bitch.

It all started the second you walked out of the house. Hand in hand, you and your boyfriend were making your way to the car parked a little distance away. Aj was telling you some out-of-pocket joke and you were laughing your ass off, always finding the guy so fucking funny.

That was till your neighbor, Noah called for your attention. You had with a wide grin freed your hand from Aj’s and walked up to the blonde, hugging him swiftly. A conversation between the two of you was then brought up, and for a solid 10 minutes, you just talked. Aj didn’t look too pleased with it. Actually, he looked as if Noah had snatched his food from his grasp, leaving him starving and with bare hands.

The look being thrown from the curly-haired boy was piercing, and at some point, you were wondering why Noah wasn’t 6 feet under. You tried your best to include your boyfriend, saying stuff like “Oh Aj likes doing that too.” or “Did you know my boyfriend-“ but every time, he would dodge the outreached hand and look away. With quick nods and small words, he managed to exclude himself from the conversation for the most part.

You were a little thrown off guard, but since your boyfriend was awkward around new people you thought it was just that. But now you realised that wasn’t the case.

“And he was looking at you!”

“We were having a conversation, of course, he was looking at me.”

“And then you guys just ignored me”

“You refused to contribute to the conversation, Aj. How the fuck did we ignore you?”

The car ride had gone like that. The second you bid your friend goodbye and got in the car, Aj had given you a piece of his mind. At first, you tried to remain calm and just explain the situation to him. Nothing was going on with you and your neighbor, and the two of you were simply friends.

Aj didn’t get it, too green with jealousy to be logical. You hated when he got like this, it made him unnaturally cold and neglecting, something you hated coming from him of all people.

His hands are tight around the steering wheel, and you’re sure he’s doing that to stop himself from speeding. No matter how mad he was, Aj would never put you in harm's way.

“Why are you so close to him? Hugging him and shit.” He shoots a quick look your way but tries to not divert his attention too much away from the road before he’s reached your destination. Pretty last minute, the guys had decided to host a birthday gathering for Kenny, one of your friends. His birthday was coming up, and with the big party that had been thrown for Niko a few weeks ago, it was only fair.

Since Kenny was such a party person, and loved a good time, it was decided that Filly, who was very much like him in that sense, decided the place. Of course, had he chosen his own home.

There was no such place as Filly’s.

What you usually saw as a short drive had doubled and time was moving slowly. Either that or Aj had decided to drive slower so he could argue more before getting there.

“Because we’re friends.” You answer his question, huffing a breath of annoyance. The last thing you wanted to do looking this fucking good was argue with your jealous boyfriend. “Im sure you hug your girlfriends all the time.”

“False, I don’t have girlfriends.” And as much as you hated to admit it, Aj was right. You had told him early in the relationship that you didn’t care if he had friends of the opposite gender: you were confident in both yourself and your relationship and therefore didn’t feel bothered by it. For some reason tho, he had refused, claiming he didn’t need anyone else than you.

“Don’t need them, you’re my best friend and girlfriend.” He had told you simply.

At your silence, Aj continues. “And the way he was talking about his mum and sister? We don’t fucking care what they’re doing for spring break in us.” You didn’t know if he was talking to you or simply ranting to himself, but you let him get it off his chest. “Why does he feel so comfortable talking to you like he’s over for dinner every weekend.”

Now things are bound to turn even more awkward. Slowly, you look away from him, inching closer to the window and further from him. Aj’s brows furrow in confusion at your actions, till it finally clicks. “You invited him over?!”

“Aj listen.” God help you now because there was no way he would like anything you told him after ‘yes’ you could tell him Noah had been in the apartment for no more than 2 seconds, and Aj would still be as mad. The best approach was probably just being truthful. “He’s been over once for coffee.”

“Coffe, huh.” Your boyfriend chuckles. His hand that would usually be placed on your thigh shakes with anger around the steering wheel, and he shifts in his seat multiple times. “Just a cover-up for fucking.”

“What?” Aj must’ve gone mad to even suggest something like that. How could he even think that, let alone say it out loud? “What the fuck is wrong with you!”

“What the fuck is wrong with me- what the fuck is wrong with you? Inviting hoes over.”

“Hoes.” You imitate his chuckle from a minute ago. “Are you even listening to yourself? He’s my neighbor, we talked.”

As he pulls up to Filly’s place, Aj just rolls his eyes, disregarding your words completely. “Talked, yeah sure.”

“You’re being so fucking unreasonable right now.” You tried to be understanding at first, knowing he got jealous fast, but now? Fuck being understanding, you had a right to be furious. “It’s like you want us to fight.”

I don’t was what a part of him wanted to reply with. The part of him that had sense to him and saw the fact that he might’ve been overreacting. But Aj Shabeel was a stubborn motherfucker, and he would rather drink bleach than be soft for a second.

“We wouldn’t be fighting if your boy wasn’t making mad moves.” Your hope to resolve this and walk into the party together was long gone, and now you turned away from him, arms crossed. At your lack of response, your boyfriend continued. “And the way he complimented your outfit?”

Just before you had said goodbye and right before Aj had dragged you to the car, Noah had uttered 4 words that made Aj lose his mind completely. You look so good. It had been said with a faint smirk and a look across your body, but you were oblivious to it.

Aj wasn’t.

“As he should.”

At your words, Aj genuinely looks at you weirdly, as if he was trying to figure out what the fuck was wrong with you. During the fight, he had mugged, side-eyed, and deadpanned at you, but this was new. Aj was looking at you like he wanted to take you right there and then.

“What?”

He’s heard you. Aj’s asking to see if you back out or not, and even you aren’t sure. You know for a fact that if you take it back the two of you will fight it out and be good in a few minutes, but if you stand by your words on the other hand. It can only go one way.

“As he should.” You repeat, confidence laced with every word. It’s mostly fake because the stare Aj’s giving you makes your skin crawl, and legs close shut. But even with the slight fear of what he’d do to you later, you wanted to bask in the control you had right now. “I do look fucking fine, and I’m glad he thinks so.”

You’re not. You couldn’t give less of a fuck about what Noah thought, but right now, acting like you did was a great way of pissing off your boyfriend and that’s exactly what you wanted.

“Why the fuck would you be glad he thinks so?” The two of you have minutes ago parked and are simply going back and forth in the dark car, the tinted windows luckily giving you some privacy. “And you wonder why I’m jealous? Because you say shit like this, y/n!”

“I’ll give you something to be fucking jealous of.”

Aj hears your words and with frantic eyes watches as you exit the car and walk up to his friend’s front door by yourself. The words don’t fully register till you’re about to enter.

“What the fuck’s that supposed to mean?!”

The party’s been going on for hours and had long ago turned crazy. Almost everyone was drinking which made the atmosphere a messy one, with people doing everything everywhere. There were a few people who weren’t drinking, some for religious reasons, and you were happy seeing as you could spend time with them instead of the drunk participants. You had never been too big on drinking, and when you got together with Aj who didn’t drink, you respected it seeing as it was really important to him. He never asked you to, but as his girlfriend, you tried to be as supportive as you could.

And he definitely came before any alcoholic beverage could.

Aj hung around his best friend mostly, switching between joking around with all of them. The group tried to do the most for Kenny, singing to him, giving him everything, and the birthday boy genuinely seemed to appreciate it. His smile never faltered, and as his friend you were happy, he was enjoying himself.

You tried to ignore the lust-filled glances that had been thrown in your direction all night. Aj was not subtle in the slightest, and you wondered if he was trying to hide the fact that he wanted you to take him full.

Still mad from his words tho, you completely shrugged off his effort to get your attention. If he wanted you as bad as he looked to do, he would have to do something. He had been doing good and managed to keep himself from you for the most part. It wasn’t until, around 1 am when the party had slightly quieted down, Aj had cracked.

You had been sitting down with a few of your mutual friends, chatting when he had rushed up to you, claiming to need you for something. Acting clueless, you nodded, following him. Sure, you were mad, but not a fucking dumbass.

Rather be mad with his dick down your throat than just being mad?

He leads you through the familiar turns through the house swiftly greeting people he knew. His footsteps were rushed and had he not been gripping so tightly on your hands, you were sure you would have lost him seconds ago.

The moment you reach a room at the far end of the place, Aj almost pushes the two of you in, closing and locking the door behind him. There’s no one in there and once he’s made sure of that, his lips attach to yours in an ardent kiss.

You knew it was coming, yet it felt so surprising to have his tongue swipe over your bottom lip or his lip laying uneven kisses at the corner of your mouth. Even with how unbelievably mad you are at him, your body reacts to him in ways you can’t excuse, and once again have you succumbed to the temptation that is a taste of Aj.

Empty-minded, you move your lips against his, letting him feel across your body with his exploring hands. It isn’t until Aj pushes you against the bed and hovers over your frame you’re suddenly aware of your position.

“Nah.” You shake your head, sneaking out of his grip and leaving him to groan against the bed. “We’re not doing this, Aj.”

The Somali groans once again. “Why not?”

“Why not?” You repeat his question, furiously. “You accused me of cheating not even 3 hours ago, and now you suddenly want to fuck? It doesn’t work like that!”

Your boyfriend rubs his face, probably realizing that he had fucked up massively by suggesting something like that. He did not believe that you could ever cheat on him, but in his angered state words spewed out of his mouth faster than he could choose them in his head.

“Baby.” He calls, sitting up and pulling you to stand in between his open legs. You say nothing as he traces shapes on the exposed part of your body. “I didn’t mean that. I know you would never cheat, trust me I do.”

You just roll your eyes. “Shut up.” You’re annoyed, no question there, but you were also so fucking horny, and your boyfriend looked too good to not have him right now. Instead of waiting till he stops talking, you make him. By pressing a hard kiss against his mouth, and straddling his waist, you successfully silence him.

He takes matters into his own hands, leaving your mouth to trail kisses down your neck and to your cleavage. You can’t help but lean into his touch, head falling back in pleasure. With Aj’s hands on your hip, he grips your body and pulls you closer to him.

“I’ll give you something to be fucking jealous of.” At him repeating the words you had told him earlier you sigh, knowing he wasn’t going to let it go, and your accusation is quickly proven right. He helps you pull off your top, leaving you in your bra before switching positions with you. “I’ll make you pay for those words, baby.”

An involuntary whimper leaves your mouth as he leaves an open-mouthed kiss behind your ear before leaving your skin sensitive in the cold air. You don’t have to miss his touch for long because before you know it, your boyfriend’s kissing a trail down the valley of your breast and further down your stomach.

As he reaches your clothed core, Aj’s fast to pull off any article of clothing, leaving your body vulnerable. The cold air in contrast to your scorching hot body makes you beg for Aj to return and give you some of his warmth. But there was no way he was doing that without some teasing, and you knew that.

“You need me so bad?” It’s not a question, more of a statement he wants you to agree with. And without missing a beat, you do.

“Yeah, I need you Aj, so much.”

He chuckles, and you’re sure his ego is at an all-time high with the way you’re whimpering as his hands roam your naked body. Feeling exposed, you make quick work of unbuttoning his shirt and kissing him like he had done to you minutes earlier. Aj sighs, falling into the pleasure you’re handing him.

“Need your lips-“ he starts to say before a groan of his own interrupts him as your hand meets his hard bulge in his underwear. You palm him, gaining sound after sound. At some point, Aj’s so fucked up he lays down, letting you do the work. Pulling down his pants and underwear, you make him sit up. Getting on your knees on the carpeted floor you give his tip a teasing kitten lick. Instantly, Aj wraps his hand around your hair, forcing you to take all of him at once.

The force of him hitting the back of your throat makes you gag, but Aj doesn’t pay any mind to your struggles. He’s a menace with the way he both thrusts into you but also tugs your hair precisely where he wants you. Aj’s mercilessly face fucking you, and you hate the fact that you love it.

It’s impossible to keep all of him in your mouth at once, so what you can’t your hands will have to do.

Aj’s a groaning mess as you continue to suck his off so beautifully. Tears pickle the corners of your eyes, and once he notices Aj pounds into you even harder than before. He comes undone with quivering legs and a lip between his teeth. You swallow every bit of what he’s shot into your mouth unannounced, knowing it would drive him crazy.

And you’re right. The second Aj sees his cum disappear down your tongue and you swallow it all, he’s on again. Not giving you a second to breathe or collect yourself, he pushes you onto the bed. You’ve just hit the mattress when he slips two long fingers into you, stretching you out like only he could.

“Aj.” You moan, eyes rolling to the back of your head as his speed is impossible to keep up with. He hasn’t even fucked you properly and you’re already on the verge of passing out.

“You’re such a fucking brat.” He says, voice coming out in heavy pants. “Flirting with your neighbor and expecting me to be okay with it? Fuck no.”

His fingers are experienced and with the way your legs are shaking around his hand, you’re surely about to come soon. Aj notices because the second you’re about to utter the words, he presses his lips against yours, drowning out your sounds.

Your breaths are heavy and uneven when Aj pulls his fingers out of you. He hadn’t noticed til then that you had tears streaming down your face, but once he does, oh my fucking God.

There was nothing that could explain the pleasure that coursed through his body and straight to his cock.

“You’re crying.” He groans. “Fuck, I need you.”

You shake your head, the feeling of your first orgasm still being too fresh to move onto the second you knew Aj would provide you with. He nods in encouragement, kissing you deeply once more. “Take it.”

With no time to brace yourself, Aj pounds into you at an illicit pace. The moan that erupts from your throat could be classified as pornographic, and had the music downstairs not been on full blast you were sure everyone would’ve heard how good Aj was doing you.

Usually, he would wait for some sort of signal to continue, but now there’s none of that. He pushes himself deeper and deeper for each thrust and by the time he’s fully into you, more tears are falling down your face. You’re a moaning, shaking, and crying mess under Aj and he seems turned on by it.

With his ruthless actions, you don’t even notice him press a finger to your sensitive clit til it all gets too much and you’ve reached the highest you’ve been all night.

“Fuck” you repeat over and over again, as he works you through your high.

Aj’s groaning at the feeling of you coming undone around him and after a few half thrusts he’s slipping out of you and spilling all over your exposed stomach.

He’s quick to clean you and himself up, knowing he would fall asleep if he didn’t do it right away. After he tiredly lays in the bed beside you, pulling your body into him. You make a move to pull away from his grip, still feeling a little annoyed by your argument earlier. Aj doesn’t care tho.

“Are you really going to act mad after crying because I fucked you so good?” He mockingly whispers into your ear.

“Just shut the fuck up.” You groan lifting your head to lay in the crook of his welcoming neck.

…

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[kinkandkreep]

🌟 Tokyo Revengers Mini Masterlist 🌟

(As of 7/14- latest)

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Mikey Birthday Fluff

Mini Spa Fluff w/ Mikey

Ignominious (Mikey Cheating Series)- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9

NSFW Alphabet- Shuji Hanma, Ken "Draken" Ryuguji

T or A (ft. Mikey, Draken, Hanma and Baji)

Baby Bonten (Bonten!Baby Daddy!Mikey x Black!Fem!reader)

Draken Fluff Snippets

So Pretty, Dear Kenny (Pretty Ken Ryuguji appreciation 💁🏾‍♀️)

Random TokRev Boyo Headcanons (ft. Mikey, Kazutora, Chifuyu, Izana, Hanma and Draken)

TokRev Boi Mini Playlists (Draken, Hanma, Mikey, Sanzu)

TokRev Boyos as Dads- Mikey, Draken, Baji

TokRev Bois With Superpowers

Yandere Alphabet- Mikey, Draken, Hanma

My Puzz Reve Info (let's be pals! 😁)

Beggin' for a Baby (Kazutora, Draken, Baji, Kisaki, Shinichiro)

TokRev Bois and Instruments

Doramai Thoughts (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

TokRev Bois in the Bedroom

TokRev Boyos: Team Canine or Team Feline

TokRev Bois: In School Edition

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Buy Me a Kofi?

[feministsouthpark]

South Park Filler Guide - Season 22

Link for Seasons  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

S22E1 Dead Kids is CANON

Sets up the main theme for the season, which is the fact that school shootings happen way too often. We get comfirmation that Nichole and Tolkien got back together since their breakup in S20E2. Stan gets shot at the end. S22E2 A Boy and a Priest is CANON

Stan has his arms in a cast, which is the only way they ever acknowledge his incident from the previous canon episode, which means this one is canon, even if most of its content is basically filler. Clyde has his birthday party for which is probably the same birthday he invited others in S21E8. Stan also seems to love board games now, which is a follow-up to S18E6. S22E3 The Problem with a Poo is CANON

This is the continuation of the Strong Woman arc from S21E10, in which she got pregnant, and now she is giving birth. Her children will return in later episodes and get their own arcs. Mr. Hankey also gets banished from the town. S22E4 Tegridy Farms is CANON

If there is one episode that you won't ever question the canonicity of is this one. If the season premiere set the tone for the season, this one sets the tone for the next season and basically serves a new pilot for the remainder of the series. They were not joking around with this one. S22E5 The Scoots is LORE

Kenny bonds with Mr. Mackey and while the scooters will appear later, other than their existence, the events of the episode don't matter much. S22E6 Time to Get Cereal is CANON

How could it not be, when ManBearPig not only appears, after being heavily foreshadowed back in S10. (Yes, I know real life context is different, but by storytelling logic that is what has happened), but Satan is also back for the ride and sets up a new development for his arc, but that is to come in the very connected next episode... S22E7 Nobody Got Cereal? is CANON

Satan v ManBearPig fight to the death. This is a big one for the series canon, which has had Satan go through a ton of development that helped him get to this very point. S22E8 Buddha Box is CANON

The Strong Woman arc continues! Seems like this season is really good at switching between a few multi-season storylines to focus on. Eric also gets diagnosed with anxiety. S22E9 Unfulfilled is CANON

Yeah, sure, why not? Tweek Bros. Coffee is no longer alive, due to Amazon, this might have helped Helen's independence in later seasons. The mall workers are now zombies from abandonment. But this is more obviously a set-up for the finale and that one IS canon, because... S22E10 Bike Parade is CANON

This is the culmination of the season as a whole. Although if I really want to find a reason for this one to count, we see Ned to be alive after the events of S22E6, which made it dubious if he survived his incident with ManBearPig.

SPOILER-FREE RUNDOWN

S22E1 Dead Kids is CANON S22E2 A Boy and a Priest is CANON S22E3 The Problem with a Poo is CANON S22E4 Tegridy Farms is CANON S22E5 The Scoots is LORE* S22E6 Time to Get Cereal is CANON S22E7 Nobody Got Cereal? is CANON S22E8 Buddha Box is CANON S22E9 Unfulfilled is CANON S22E10 Bike Parade is CANON *We learn how the scoots in the finale first appeared

CANON counter:

S1: 9 out of 13   S2: 3 out of 18   S3: 6 out of 18   S4: 10 out of 17   S5: 8 out of 14   S6: 11 out of 17  S7: 6 out of 15  S8: 4 out of 14  S9: 8 out of 14  S10: 4 out of 14  S11: 4 out of 14  S12: 8 out of 14  S13: 3 out of 14  S14: 7 out of 14  S15: 6 out of 14  S16: 2 out of 14  S17: 4 out of 10 + a highly lore based game  S18: 8 out of 10  S19: 9 out of 10  S20: 10 out of 10 S21: 7 out of 10 + a highly lore based game + 2 DLCs S22: 9 out of 10

Overall: 146 out of 298 Personal notes: This season is heavily serialized, however unlike S20, not all 10 episodes follow the same storylines, mostly 2 episodes share a storyline and that's it. We have two two-parters and another two that are part of another storyline, a status quo changing episode and several cross-references between them all. South Park keeps finding new ways to handle continuity.

[jewbeloved]

Team Stan + Butters and Pip playing rainbow friends with their s/o🌈🩸🩸💖

I am addicted to this game so I thought about writing this scenario.

Warnings: mentions of jumpscares

Gender: Neutral

💚💙 The Main Four ❤️🧡

You have been playing this game for weeks and you thought about introducing the game to the boys.

They thought it was just some silly children game because they thought the characters didn't look scary.

They changed their mind when they got jump scared by Blue and his friends.

Now let's move onto the gameplay.

Stan would be the type to listen for the footsteps of the enemies before hiding into his box if they get too close to him.

Kyle would probably never hide into his box unless it's the round where they have to collect batteries or if Cyan is out.

Cartman would definitely rage if he gets caught by the enemies. He then spends a lot of robux to buy diamonds so he doesn't sit out after he has gotten caught.

If Kenny can die and come back to life the next day, he will gladly do the same in the game. Everytime he gets caught he can just respawn with the diamonds he already has.

They would still do their own strategies even if they are walking around the map together with you.

They definitely become addicted to the game though��❤️💙💚💖💖

💛 Butters Scotch 🌯

Butters is the type to just freely roam around the map, not caring if he is being chased by the enemies.

He likes the lookies, he doesn't care if others call him weird he thinks the lookies are adorable and nobody can change his mind.

He probably also makes a "Aw man" face everytime he gets jumpscared by the enemies.

Butters likes the game and he probably also gets every box skin.

He likes the birthday cake skin the most!✨ He played the game a lot of games so he could save up enough coins to buy it.

Butters is good at finding the items in the game so you both end up completing the game quickly everytime <3

He personally likes Yellow the most! 💛💛💛💛💛

💛 Phillip Pirrup 💘

Oh! Phillip also loves to play that game! He was about to tell you about it, but he was even more excited when he heard that you also play the game!

You both are addicted to the game and end up completing both chapters quickly without either of you guys dying.

Well....you both DO sometimes die to green or purple.

In Phillip's defend, Green was blocking his way and he simply didn't know that you weren't supposed to step on the water when passing by purple.

With putting that aside, some people like Cartman is pissed at how Phillip can be so good at the game since he thought British people don't play Roblox.

You always laugh at Cartman whenever he gets caught by the enemies because that's what he deserved for messing with Phillip >:3

Phillip's favorite box skin is the cactus one!💛💛💛💛

I wonder how long it will be for people to find my secret blog :> I didn't even change my editing style.

[saeivra]

OCT 22ND-SRKY MHMD

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which- you miss sharky, and want only to be with him, on the old, lonely day of oct 22nd.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ warnings-fluff, kissing, but mostly none, slight angst if you see it?

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ word count: 2k

It was a cold, tiring tuesday. School was hard, not to mention your professors picking on you when the only thing you wanted to do was go home. Well when you went home, you were met with a cold dinner and a note. You had completely forgotten that today was the day that the beta boys would return, filming a video together for a while. “Oh shit..I completely forgot..” you mumbled, slightly upset you forgot, the only thing you needed was a hug from the boy that you loved most. You sighed, threw the paper on the table and sat down, cuddling your blanket. The urge to call Sharky and tell him how much you missed him. But since all of them haven’t filmed a video together in the last 3 months, and he kept on going on and on about how happy he would be when he would film a video with the boys once again.

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“Y/N?” “Y/N where are you” You heard faint mumbling in the background “Sharks? Are you back?” slight anticipation brewed in your stomach. After all, who else would have the keys to your shared apartment? “Yeah babe it's me” Sharky said in a low tone, before noticing how cute you looked. All bundled up in a blanket, warm and cozy. It all looked so inviting for him after the amount of retakes they took while filming, simply because AJ kept saying things out of pocket. “Baby? What’s wrong?” you noticed the boy’s lost gaze staring at you, shooting out heart eyes if he could. “Nothing, you just look so cute”. You smiled at his words, and patted the seat next to you. Sharky picked you up, placing you in his lap and planted kisses all over your face. "Y’know, I thought I missed you more but it looks like I was wrong” you giggled, kissing him softly and slowly. You could lean into this moment forever. You made him forget about the pure annoyance Niko, Kenny, Chunkz and AJ caused him today. He made you forget about how stressful Uni was. You two were just like that for each other. This was a warm, cozy moment that happened on October 22nd, Your birthday.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME CHAT🥳🥳🥳 also im sorry but sharky has been ON MA MIND. but this was my first ever beta fic and i kinda like it?? Idk writing fluff in the end always makes me happy bc I wont feel bad for the 47 different y/n’s reading😔 if you enjoyed a like, comment and reblog would be appreciated!! This work does belong to me so please, let's keep it that way.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ perm taglist: @wonwonpuffs , @nshmurarki , @jayparked

[boxwinebaddie]

hallowhallowhallow~ my dear, sweet children of the scandy eye-man-candy korn! sorry for the trick, my treats ( ...>.>;; thiiis is why i try not to make promises about postin 'cause, before there was jersey, there was he(a)rsay aka me, the og unreliable narrator w/ great hair *flips* )

either way...it's not you; it's me. more specifically, its a fkn MRI that i have to schedule that i have been avoiding like the plague -- and all my responsibilities along with it. most regrettably of all, dearlings...

i missed the most chaotic bisexual day of the year! :( nOO! perolike call me randy marsh the way i RUINED stan's birthday AGAIN! ( also, aaa!~ can you believe ravenstan turned 22? not my eyes leaking :'} rs really is my fkn angel and my sweet son; i mean that. mi amorcitooo~

...i feel oddly motherly things for him in this chilis <333 ( also he really Hates his bday, but i promise him and jersey did something very cute for it xx ) BUT! more on that later, beloveds! because i am breaking my silence to make a Very Important Announcement:

I Put Jersey In COSPLAY. ;)))))

( ljsDsjldskds crYiiiiiN i'll fix the spelling l8r )

basically! every year for ravenstan's faux, goth heaux, celebprettyboy birthday ( aka HALLOWEEN <333 ) they throw gayven a MASSIVE star-studded, spooky-ooky pacifistic majorRAGER; its THE party!

( probably at whatever the fanciest hotel or hottest nightclub is in NYC at the moment -- or maybe i'll have it at the iconique sicktorian manwhorsion so that rs and jk can sneak off into stan's greenhouse and have a *british tolkien vc* cheeky lil snog ala the climax of rm ;) )

but every year, crimson dawn gayng does a themed group halloween costume ( last year, they went as greta gerwig barbie characters; jimmy went as alan, marj was weird barbie, keny was ken, naturally, and ofc, blonde ravenstan had to go as barbie; it was...Necessary. yw.

ALSO, very important to me that you know that kenny and ravenstan were specifically in the Legendary Hot Pink Cowboy Jumpsuits -- i just KNOW yersey was crying and throwing up; my man looked so GOOD...and bent over an Unncessary Amount Of Times; jail foreVA! )

BUT THIS YEAR!!!!! THIS YEAR!!!!! BECAUSE STAN IS A CRINGEY, BOYFAIL LOSER AND STANIME ENJOYER ( y'all are going to have to pry that hc from my Cold Dead Gay Hands! its is the Right answer! so either get with it or get steppin! Cry! Cope! LAME ASS DORK BOY RAVENSTANIME NATION, WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOO UP LOL! )

they are going as CHAINSAW MAN CHARACTERS. ( am...azing ;-; )

okay...so the lineup Might change? but as it stands atm, i am thinking jimmy is denji ( that...makes so much sense to me, i fear ), KENNY AS POWER IS THE RIGHT ANSWER SORRY, marjorine's hair was already a pink/red color, so i think makima is also just...right...yeah? but, uh...

aNYWAYS WHATS IMPORTANt???!!!! IS THAT RAVENSTAN IS AKI AND THEYRE FORCING JERSEYKYLE AT FUCKING NERF GUN POINT TO GO AS ANGEL!!!! ITS NECESSARY!!!! IT IS THAT SERIOUS.

like...oh my GOOOOOD. if you don't know what the hell i'm talking about, you might have to do some light googling BUT??? WHEN YOU DO PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN SEE THE VISION. i love you so BAD, pierced and yatted up, edgy boy punk rock ravestaki with his hair up,

( shoutout to when teri ~hi teri~ told me that putting stan's hair up is a nina influenced event...too real; speaking of his hair? i think he is...still a little blonde, like maybe just the bottom half or MAYBE oOOH? ill do his lil eboy curtain bangs because...wow. delicious. thank you god. also i know his makeup and his guyliner was FIERCE, BITCH!

also...i am bringing the lipring chain back bc it is my FAVORITE edgy rs hot topic display acessory -- which means it's Also jersey's bc he has...what? TASTE! /for metal, taco bell cinnamon twists, **achem!** a passion for fashion...and also v pretty twinky nerdy emo boys. <3/ )

BUT UHHHHH...listen. if ANYONE ELSE ASKED, jk would tell you to kys and gut you. but...sigh. ravenstan is actually god's angel, HIS EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND BLUE AND LARGE, like??? when he reliquishes the matte black golden retriever puppy dog pout, bats his very long dark eyelashes at you, juts the lil stanopener ringed lip out at you and his eyes sparkle like gothboy rapunzel from tangled...it really is SOOOO over. i would fold. jerseykyle...did fold. sorry, king.

RAVENSTAN ALSO NEVER, EVER ASKS FOR ANYTHING?! like he is SO nice and selfless and kind. he never, ever, EVER asks for anything. jk actually like actively has to try and force him to ask for things; its his lil project because God Forbid that man do one less than saintly or self-indulgent thing...fyi, its that every year he asks for a Sword...

WHICH IS SO INSANE, LIKE ABSOLUTEly NOt--did they...get him a sword...i--maybe? oh my god. i knOW HE SCREEEAMED KSLSDkj )

but back to cosplay!jersey ( god, i love my life. when i tell you this was an epic win for pathetic loser gamer boys everywhere LIKE HAHA i got my FINE ASS preppy office siren boyfriend to wear The Outfit ) which...actually isnt that different to what he usually is wearing, tbh?

( also...getting ur messy eboy bf to wear any kind of suit and get all cleaned up, is actually a net win for normie preppy office siren boys everywhere so he Also Won; like it really is just worth it to see rs roll up his sleeve w the TAttoOOS WWWWHEEEW with the hair tie in his mouth while he puts his hair up...jk like E-Excuse Me *goes Feral* )

the halo was sooo cute btw, als the cheekbone guylighter? HOOOO. so...beautiful. i also think he got a little guyliner or shadow...just so i can have ravenstan homoerotically applying his makeup pre-party ;)) BUT THE IMPORTANTE PARTE IS THAT WE GET GORG SWOOPY FARRAH FAWCET JERSEY WITH HIS HAIR STRAIGHTENED WHICH rs also like E-Excuse Me *GOES FKN FERAL* in...SAAAAANE.

it was probably so long and luxurious, it was rs' finest work literally. i know it was steamy in that bathroom. unfortunately god bless him, rs is probably a little autistic ( y...eah...yeah ) and jk kept trying to make out with him, help, bc he's very cute when he takes his medication like a responsible king to combat the severe gaydhd and laserfocuses really hard on what he's doing ( ilysm transmaquilladorble rs xxx <333

he does all his makeup, btw, bc he's shaky asf and doesn't like to inconvenience the makeup artists; they just clean it up for him...he's rlly good, btw ) does the squint and stan lipbite and tilts his head and very gently holds your face...Wowza, truly. jkyle was like u are so beautiful to Me. rs like....what do you MeAN actually ethereal 6ft tall avant garde haute couture european vogue italia supermodel boy whose hair i am straightening in this lil bathroom in my big ass ratty teeshirt with my dumb eboy hair back in this headband sitting on the the bathroom counter trying not to hit my inhaler like a vape every five seconds because this does not feel real to me??? sklhdk In Luv! )

but yeah...super best cosplay stanime boyfriends DEVOURING! i also just want them to do the serran wrap kiss and have it go viral. also x2 if you are looking for them, so sorry, ik, they pregamed a little too hard and looked a little too fine and are probably making out and ruining the extensive labors of stan's beautiful star tattooed emo boy silver ringed tan hands one of which is in jkyle's very lucious straight hair and the other one is probably hiking up his dress shirt...woops!

Amen Gaymen.

[violentdelightsandviolentends]

Kendall Roy angst or fluff with scenario m (keeping the relationship a secret) please

Illicit Affair.

m. Keeping the relationship a secret

Author's Note - this is a drabble written as part of my 500 Followers Celebration!! find that post here if you're interested. my baby kendall - all i want for him is a happy ending :( sorry lukas, but kennys my boy <3

Pairing - Kendall Roy x Matsson!Female Reader

Age Rating - 18+

Warnings - cursing, cheating

Word Count - 650

Masterlist. 500 Follower Celebration Masterlist.

You're practically vibrating with anticipation.

The Roys are coming to the annual retreat in Norway to attempt to finalise the GoJo deal with your husband, Lukas.

In approximately 20 minutes, you're going to be face to face with Kendall Logan Roy.

The love of your life.

Admittedly, having an affair with one of your husbands business rivals wasn't on your to-do list. However, the first time you met Kendall, you knew it was inevitable.

You are irreversibly, undeniably, completely illicitly in love with a man who's not your husband.

It's been surprisingly easy to sneak around. Bathrooms, back rooms, offices with the blinds closed. Fleeting touches, momentary eye contact, silent communication. Every time Kendall looks at you, he lights your nerve endings on fire.

You both know it's doomed to fail. You'll have to end it privately, or you'll get caught and have to end it publicly. It doesn't stop you, though.

The Roys arrive, and you all go about formal greetings and passive aggressive hellos. The entire time, Kendall's eyes are locked on you, completely unflinching. Your husband is too preoccupied to notice the man looking at his wife like she hung the stars in the sky.

Kendall nods his head subtly, signalling in the direction of the bedrooms. You tap your watch, giving him a signal - wait for me. He grabs his bags and goes to unpack, while you mill around, waiting for your chance to leave.

Finally, the small talk dies down, and you find your opportunity.

"I'm going to go and catch up with a few of their team," you tell Lukas. "Haven't seen them in a while."

He knows you're fairly friendly with people like Jess, as you've seen her often. He doesn't question it, just presses a kiss to your cheek distractedly, walking off to talk to Gerri and Frank.

You slink down the hallways, practically running to Kendall's door. You barely knock once before it swings open, strong arms pulling you inside.

Kendall cradles your face in his hands, and looks at you carefully.

"Hi," he whispers, breaking out into a grin.

"Hi, yourself," you whisper back, smiling like a madwoman.

He pulls you into his arms, his warmth seeping into your skin. He smells like musk and fresh soap and that cologne you gifted him for his birthday last year.

"Missed you," you murmur into his chest, tightening your grip.

"I missed you," he replies into your hair. "So fucking much."

"Don't leave it so long next time," you beg. "I'm going insane here without you."

"I'm sorry, honey" he mutters, pulling back to look at you. "Everything's been fucking crazy."

You throw your arms around his neck, leaning up to press a kiss to his lips.

"I'm sorry about your dad, Ken," you say against his mouth. "He was the fucking worst, but he was still your father."

"Finally," he chuckles. "Someone who gets it."

He kisses you harder this time, one hand tangling in your hair. The other caresses your cheek, thumb stroking soothing circles.

"Promise me something."

"Anything, sweetheart. Anything."

"Whatever happens with this shit - promise me it won't affect us. I'm not losing you over a fucking business deal, Ken," you plead.

He smiles gently - a rare and beautiful sight.

"You are the only thing in this entire world that I am sure of," he reassures. "I don't give a fuck about this deal, or your husband. I care about you. Just you."

You kiss him in reply, lost in the way you fit together so perfectly. You're like two pieces of the same puzzle, twin flames that have finally found each other.

"I swear, when this is over, I'm moving you to New York. It'll be me and you against the world."

You must look unsure, because he continues.

"Fuck the rest of them."

"Fuck the rest of them," you grin. "Me and you against the world, Kendall Roy."

[weridpersonhelp]

Casa Bonita 3

Description: Y/n friends are worried about her, and still worried about her gift ending up getting Kyle another gift! buy after Cartman ruins his birthday Y/n gives the boy a little Suprise to make him feel better.

Warning: bad spelling, not been proof read, swearing, shit talking, fluff sweet ending

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"Y/n you sure you're, okay?" Craig asks walking me to my locker, it's been 4 days now since butters has disappeared. I was more worrying mess, every day after school looking by the places he would normally be. hoping he would somehow turn up out of thin air.

"Yeah, I'll be fine craig you don't have to walk me everywhere. I can walk by myself." I say grabbing some things from my locker.

"Hey honey!" I hear Tweek crock voice shout as he hugs Craig, just seeing them makes me smile.

"Hey Y/n, you are doing alright?" He asks. me.

"Yeah, don't worry about me Tweek! does your family have any knew coffee flavours? " I ask him we continue to walk to class as he talks about the new coffees. we stop at my class.

"Okay where going to head to class see you at lunch.?"

"Sure, thing bye loser!" I say flipping him off he flips me off back as a goodbye and I enter class.

"Hey Y/n, what's up?" Wendy asks sitting next to me in butters normal seat.

"Oh, hey Wendy, alright, I guess. what about you?"

"Could be better, the student council is killing me honestly!" she chuckles I smile and nod along.

"I couldn't imagine being president, how do you do it?"

"Magic honestly! are you sure you’re okay Y/n?" Wendy asks again, I give her a small smile.

"I'm fine don't worry, a little worried about butter is all. Oh! I need your advice!" "is this still on the present Y/n? i though you would have given it too him already?" "yeah but he cancelled Casa Bonita when we found out butters was missing. I asked stan and Kenny what they go him and my gift kind a seems lousy compared to theirs."

"Y/n Have some confidents! the scarf is beautiful! it matches his outfit, it's his favioute colours, It's softer than any scarf I have ever seen! don't worry about how much money you spent on it. in all honesty Kyle's not going to care!"

"Yeah, thanks Wendy I needed some sense knocked into me!

"any time girlfriend!"

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"Hey Tolken! trade you my sweet and tangy chips for your salt and vinegar?"

"Hell yeah! I hate that stuff; how do you even eat it?" he asks me.

"How do you hate it is the real question." I say as we trade chips, Craig was holding tweak's hand as they began to eat their foods.

"H-hey Y/n s-s-something came in the m-mail for you." Jimmy says I raise an eyebrow at him.

"Deez nuts" we all laugh at Jimmy deez nut joke.

"Tweek would you rather eat a human sized bean, or a bean sized human?" I ask Tweek shoving my packet of chips towards him craig takes one.

"Oh GOD! is it a coffee bean?"

"it's whatever bean you want it to be."

"O-okay! I'd rather eat a bean.!"

"Nah dude, I'd rather eat a human the size of a bean" Tolken says.

"What?! YOU'D RATHER BE A CANNABALE!" Tweek shouts.

"m-m-me too I-'m not eating a h-human s-s-s-sized bean!" Jimmy agrees with Tolken which starts a whole argument. I look to my cousin flipping him off he does the same finishing off a popper of his.

"Here I'll put it in the bin, anyone got any rubbish?" I ask the group of boys. they all thank me and give me their rubbish I walk up to the bin putting it all in the right one's when I hear someone call for me.

"Hey Y/n"

"Oh, hey Kyle how are you?"

"I'm good I just wanted to ask how you did on your test?"

"Not so good, I barely passed I don't know how you do it honestly!"

" Don't worry! I only got an 83, not my best." I chuckle at his attempt to relate. to me.

"Oh my god! Kyle got below 90?! has the world ended?!" I make fun of him he glares at me a little before playfully rolling his eyes and he walks me back to the table.

"You know if you really need it, we could study together?"

"That would be awesome I just-" "Y/N GET BACK HERE JIMMY SEEING HOW MANY GRAPES HE CAN FIT IN HIS MOUTH!" Tolken yells out.

"WHAT SWEET ONE SECOND MATE! I'd love just text me the details bye-" "But I don't have your number..."

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Y/n had caved into her anxiety and brought Kyle something along with the scarf she made. It was a book of Minecraft the new game that Stan got. him.

"THIS IS THE GAME I WANTED! THANKS STAN!" Kyle rejoices at his friend's gift, Y/n felt her chest get heavier knowing after Kenny she was next. her palms where sweaty, chest is heavy, mum spa-

Y/n was actually so scared she was shaking, the two presents in hands. stan looks to her with worry.

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, everything fine."

"Why are you nervous to give him the scarf?"

"Wait how did you-" "Thanks Kenny! this is super nice!"

"No problem!" it was now Y/n turn, it was time to know to pick which gift to give him.

"Here Kyle! I don't know if you will like it-" She hands him the bigger gift, the book. stan notices this, his draw drops slightly. why didn't she give him the scarf?

"Oh, a book on the game, cool thanks Y/n!" Kyle says, Y/n wasn't making eye contact with him though looking down at her feet.

"Alright kids let's get going!"

"YAY CASA BONITA CASA BONITA!" Cartman sings as they all walk to the car. But stan stick behind Y/n.

"Why didn't you give it to him he would have loved that way more than that book!" stan say as they get in the car.

"Hey that books to help him build stuff and how to kill stuff in the game! and because who am I kidding the scarfs lame!"

"No, it's not! Kyle would love it. it's a great gift! and you're going to give it to him when we get to Casa Bonita!"

"Yes sir!" your solute him, he gives you a small smile and you give him one back.

"You're going to love Casa Bonita stan! Y/n! there's this part where you can dress up in old western clothes. and get your photo taken in a fake jail!"

"Really?" stan asks the boy.

"Yeah, it's pretty cool." Kyle says cartman waves him. off

" "pretty cool"? so um, should we go to black Bart's cave first. or watch the puppet show? I think we should go through Black Bart's cave first because we're goanna want to do it seven or eight times."

"I think we should do what Kyle wants?"

"Yeah, it is Kyles birthday" stan says.

"What fuck Kyle!" the car goes silent at this, Y/n knew something was up Cartman didn't care about Kyle he just wanted to go to Casa Bonita. and after this is done, he'll go back to bullying him.

"HAHA JUST KIDDING BIRTHDAY JOKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU-" soon enough everyone goes along with Cartmans singing, Y/n looks down at her scarf and sighs while singing along with them.

after a couple minutes we make it to Casa Bonita, it was a giant pink place like structure Making Y/n jaw drop, it was very big a pretty cool building.

"WAIT UP ERIC WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER!" Sheila calls out, Y/n look to stan then at Kyle as she tugs on his suit a little catching his attention.

"Y/n you excited?!" Kyle asks me..

"Umm actually I wanted to um-" "wait boys! and girl I'm getting a call.

Hello?

yes.

"Oh, THATS GREAT BOYS THEY FOUND BUTTERS! HE'S OKAY!" Y/n jaw drops and the biggest smile was on her face at this news, she let out an intense sigh of relief and a small smile came to her face.

"I knew he would turn up.!"

"Oh sweet!"

"I'm glad he's okay."

"What did you want to say Y/n?"

"well-" "Yes eric carman is with us why? oh really!" Sheila face turns sour we they all looked at cartman.

"What?"

"Yes, I will certainly let him know. thank you. Well, it seems that eric here is responsible for butters missing. because he wanted to go to Casa Bonita!" Sheila explains.

"What."

"You Are fucking cunt." Y/n mutters

"Eric the south park police are already on their way here. to have a little talk with you!" Sheila scolds the boy.

"But... Casa Bonita"

"I should have known better. You never cared about my birthday at all!"

"but stand back!" Cartman grabs Kyle holding him hostage.

"Cartman stop it."

"I am going to casa Bonita!"

"It's too late Fat-ass they'll be here in less than a minute."

"I swear to whatever god you believe in that I will beat your fat fucking lazy cunt of an ass up!" Y/n shouts pounding her fist with her hand, Cartman throws Kyle to the ground Y/n and Kenny quickly going to his side to help him up and like that you all give in chase to the boy, all around the place. when the police finally get him, Kyle could only sigh. we went back to the main entrance and got our table and sat down, we got back to celebrating Kyles birthday though something seemed off, Kyle was quiet and seem sad about the whole thing.

" Are you alright Kyle?" "Yes, it's just. I should of know better than to trust that fat-ass!"

"I'm sorry that Cartman ruined your birthday, Kyle."

"it's fine it's not your fault." Kyle says leaning on one hand, Stan nudges my shoulder and looks to my pocket and Kyle.

"Well, Kyle I hope you're okay with one more Suprise for the day."

"Huh?"

"Happy birthday Kyle." Y/n places a small rectangular box Infront of the boy, its ribbon was green the box was black.

"Y/n You didn't have too"

"Just open it already!" Kenny complains, Kyle does what his friend says and slowly opens the box to reveal stipes of orange and green. he picks the thing up only for it to dangle down. it was a scarf.

"I made it myself and made sure not to add the little puffy things you said that where annoying you with your other one. The material very soft as well you see-" "can you help me put it on?" Y/n smiles and helps Wrape the scarf around him helping him put it on, I could hear Kenny and stand giggling like little girls in the background.

"Thanks... I love it."

"wooow did you make that yourself, you're a very crafty girl Y/n."

"thank you ma'am!"

"let's dig in!'

"yeah!"

I could already feel the I told you so everyone will be screaming when I got home, but we enjoyed the rest of the night, eating so much Mexican food along with cake we all passed out.

"I swear to go if these two don't get together soon-" stan says on the car ride home, Kyle and Y/n laying on each other dead asleep.

"For real."

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okay I'm done if you want head cannons or like an actually proper series then just ask fr.

tags @naeyonie @luujjvi @leedesu

[muttsterion]

Casual reminder: Kenny still hasn't had a birthday episode yet. Or have it mentioned somewhere during one. (While the rest of the 3 boys and Butters have.)

Yeep. Kenny still needs and more than deserves a birthday episode. Like a plot where he's sad and looking down thinking everyone's either forgotten or doesn't care it's his birthday. Then out of nowhere one of his friends or Karen comes up to him, excitedly holds onto his arm and leads him to a room or somewhere where to his joyful surprise everyone there is waiting for him with a cake and presents and everything and they're all cheering "Happy Birthday!" to him..... that'd be great. But I know that's probably a fantasy dream.

Although "Diknballs" did come pretty close or as close to a Kenny birthday episode as we'll get. It did air on his birthday and I'd like to think that was the true reason Cartman thought to go look for him and to drag him into the plot. Like in his mind he's "Oh shit?? Isn't it Kenny's birthday??" and on the outside we got him trying to drag Kenny into his business plan.

Him busting in scaring the shit out of Kenny actually just being his way of saying "SORRY I FORGOT IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY! LET'S GO GET YOU SOME HOT DOGS OR SOMETHING!" XDD

[thoughtswithbbg]

Introduction + Prologue

  Main Character Information   

Full Name: (M/N) (Middle/Name) (L/N)

Age: 17

Grade: Senior at South Park High

Status: Single 

Sexuality: gay gay homosexual gay

Gender: Male

Birthday: December 16

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Hair color: (H/C)

Eye Color:    heterochromia Blue and Grey, barely a difference unless you look very closely 

Family: 

Mother :: Deceased :: 42 :: Car accident :: Amy (L/N)

Father :: Alive :: 44 :: Abusive :: Scott (L/N)

Aunt :: Alive :: 46 :: recently divorced :: Georgia (L/N)

Twin Brother :: Dead :: 21 :: car accident :: Frank “Frankie” (L/N)

Little Sister :: Alive(Coma) :: 12 :: Car accident :: Hope (L/N)

Love Interests (in order of meeting them):

Kyle Broflovski, 18

Tweek Tweak, 17

Craig Tucker, 18

Clyde Donovan, 18

Tolkien Black, 18

Jimmy Valmer, 17

Stan Marsh, 18

Eric Cartmen, 17

Kenny McCormick, 18

Butters Scotch, 17

Dovahkiin, 18

Micheal, 18

Pete Thelman, 17

Damien Thorn, ???

 Playlist!

Track One :: Sk8er boy :: Avril Lavigne 

Track Two :: Teenagers :: My Chemical Romance 

Track Three :: Toothache :: Westislonely 

Track Four :: Can’t Catch Me Now :: Olivia Rodrigo

Track Five :: IT GIRL :: aliyah’s Interlude 

Track Six :: Misery Business :: Paramore

Track Seven :: Obsessed With You :: The Orion Experience 

Track Eight :: DONTTRUSTME :: 3OH!3

Track Nine :: Something in the orange :: Zach Bryan

Track Ten :: Hate Me if It Helps :: Alexander 23

Track Eleven :: Never Grow Up :: Taylor Swift

Track Twelve :: State Of Grace :: Taylor Swift

Track Thirteen :: Don’t blame me :: Taylor Swift

Track Fourteen :: Soon You’ll Get Better :: Taylor Swift 

Track Fifteen :: Exile :: Taylor Swift 

Track Sixteen :: Right Where You Left me :: Taylor Swift 

Track Seventeen :: You’re on your own kid :: Taylor Swift

Track Eighteen ::  Brutal :: Olivia Rodrigo

Track Nineteen :: Drivers License :: Olivia Rodrigo

Track Twenty :: Jealousy, Jealousy :: Olivia Rodrigo

Track Twenty One :: Bad Idea Right? :: Olivia Rodrigo

Track Twenty Two :: the grunge :: Olivia Rodrigo

Track Twenty Three :: Born To Die :: Lana Del Ray

Track Twenty Four :: He loves me (he loves me not) :: Baby Bugs

Track Twenty Five :: Hey Bunny :: Baby Bugs

Track Twenty Six :: Escapism :: RAYE

Track Twenty Seven :: Say It ain’t so :: Calpurnia 

Track Twenty Eight :: Mary On A Cross

PROLOGUE  

       (M/N) slowly opened his eyes, his vision having trouble focusing on what he was seeing. His body hurt, so much, the pain was almost unbearable. His ears were ringing as he tried to make out what he was hearing, sirens, shouting, and footsteps running against the pavement.

      His memory suddenly hit him like a freight train, he frantically looked around the turned over car. His younger sister, Hope, was passed out next to him, a major gash on the side of her head and he felt the panic rise within him. His older brother, Frankie was in the passenger seat. His neck was bent at an unsightly angle that made (M/N) want to scream. His mom wasn’t in the drivers seat, her body was through the windshield of the upside down car. 

    “MOM! FRANKIE! HOPE! PLEASE! SOMEONE HELP!” He screamed at the top of his lungs, his body hurt and he couldn’t move his arms or legs. Footsteps rushed towards him and an officer helped him get pulled out of the vehicle.

    “please,” his voice was weak as he clutched onto the officer. “please help…my family…” The last thing he saw before he passed out, was the name of the officer.

please save my family, officer Marsh….

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beep…

beep…

beep…

       (M/N) blinked as his vision adjusted to the bright lights above his head. He could feel pain spread through his body as he tried to move around and see where he was. 

     Something shuffled next to him as he finally sat up enough to see the hospital room, and look at the woman next to him. He couldn’t really tell who it was, but it looked like his mom, the (H/C) looked the same but shorter.

    “Mom…?” The woman stirred as he spoke and she jumped up immediately, wrapping her arms around him and he hugged her back the best he could with the cast on his, assumed, broken arm.

    “oh (M/N)! I thought you would never wake up! i was so scared you were gone like the rest of them!” He recognized the voice, it wasn’t his Moms. It was his Aunt Georgias.

    “Hi Auntie….” He smiled and hugged her tightly one last time before she pulled back from him, a weak smile on her face.

    “Hi sweet boy, How do you feel?” She rested her hand on his cast, giving him a look of sympathy.

    “I’m…Alright, i think..” He held his head with his not broken hand and groaned at his oncoming headache. “what happened Auntie?” 

    Her face dropped and she gripped his cast tighter, he could tell she was trying not to cry. “Your mom, she….” His aunt had to take a deep breath before she continued. “you were all in an accident… a really bad accident.”

    He could feel time stop as she explained what happened to him. His Mom had seen a deer in the road and swerved to not hit it, however, she ended up hydroplaning and the car crashed. His hadn’t had her seat belt on, so she was flung through the windshield and had passed away on impact, His brother ended up breaking his neck and died before he was rushed to the emergency room. His Younger sister Hope, was knocked out severely, and she was currently in a coma. 

   He just sat there as his aunt cried, saying how grateful she was that he woke up, and how sorry she was for him to lose those people all so suddenly. The tears just started to spill from his eyes out of nowhere, he couldn’t help it nor could he stop it. His aunt held him as he cried, and all he could think of was why this happened. Why did this have to happen to him and his family? It could’ve been anyone else but it was them.

   why?

[11x13kyle]

mcau main four and their birthdays

kenny: on his 30th birthday he hosts a rager on his houseboat and at 11 pm while riding an ecstasy high he falls off the top of the boat and cracks his open on the lower deck. he uses this as an excuse and claims it doesn’t count as him turning 30 because he didn’t make it to the end and everyone nods politely because they don’t want to make him cry. he lies for years about being 25 and the first time he gets carded he starts hyperventilating. he’s obsessed with staying young because it’s CRUCIAL for his career.

stan: in the months preceding his 30th birthday stan falls into one of the worst manic episodes of his life. during this episode he gets into a car crash (typical), has the public urination incident, puts out an ep with some of the most egregious examples of White Boy Rapping that the world has ever seen, and on the birthday itself he gets blackout drunk and totals kyle’s car. he’s an eternal teenage girl, so turning 30 creates IMMENSE amounts of distress for him. he wasn’t ready and he never will be.

cartman: he has a huge freak out when he turns 18 because he realizes that now his actions will have real life consequences. he can’t rely on the minor excuse anymore and that TERRIFIES him. he’s also just generally the type to cry on his birthday every year and on his 18th he cries so hard that he throws up. he spends a good 3 hours blubbering on the phone to liane going “MEEEEMMM ITS OVER FOR MEEEEE WAAAAHGHHH” and she’s like “no it’s not! you’re still just a little boy and you’ll always be mommy’s perfect little poopsiekins! 🥰” which does reassure him and remind him that he never has to be an adult with his mom enabling him always and forever.

kyle: he makes it through his 18th and 30th without any big drama and is so smug about it because he’s handling aging “so much better” than everyone else is. privately though he’s SO freaked out about it, but it’s less about the aging aspect and more about fearing that he’s behind for whatever stage of his life he’s at. this hits particularly badly at around 32 because at this point he’s a father and married and owns a home and pays taxes and yet he still argues with the same guy that he hates that he’s been arguing with for decades now for a living. he’s an eternal tall child and thinks the fact that he wears ironed button ups and drinks red wine for his own enjoyment makes him mature. it doesn’t.

[driedwater]

My newer South park head canons

•  Kyle has trouble sleeping so he texted Stan until he tired and Stan would usually try to stay up

• Stan and Kyle have friendship bracelets with their favorite color's

• Every time one of the boys host a sleepover Kenny tried to steal food and etc

• Kenny has autism

• Butters usually talks Kenny about his problem and Kenny would be zoned out the whole time

• Cartman and Kenny like to troll on roblox

• Kyle and Stan are sorta chubby(Stan has beer belly and Kyle mom make Kyle eat his food until his plate is clean)

• •They may be a rare chance you'll see Kenny dumpsters diving outside of school.

• On April Fools Kenny thought it would be funny if he tricked them and butter by playing doki doki literature club and saying it nfsw game on Stan computer

• Cartman and Kenny watch movies and shows on illegal websites

• Butters tried to uses acronym in any way he can, it comes to the point half of the time the people who he texts don't know what he saying

• • When it near Karen's birthday Kenny tried to make money by selling his porn magazine's to the sixth graders.

• Kyle the only one who studies for a test and when test day come the other beg him to help them (Stan, Cartman, and Kenny make up some lame excuses)

• Everytime Cartman doesn't do his homework He tried convincing his teachers why he didn't do it sadly it never works and he ended up going to the principal office.

• Butters and Cartman take clay sculpting classes together (Cartman only does because he wants to make a figure of The Coon)

• Kyle make Stan go to AA meetings

• Sheila aka Kyle mom sets up play dates with Scott malkison

• Towelie move in with the Marsh's and Randy make Stan move in with Shelly just Towelie can have a room

• When Kyle and Kenny hangout their force to bring their little siblings (Kenny doesn't mind about bringing his sister)

• Kyle has 25 minute skin routine because bro has acne and he tried to hide it

• Stan washed his hair 3 in 1 bottles

• After what happened in stick of truth Kenny wasn't allowed to play with them for month.

• Kenny often hides his face because of his fucked up teeth

• Secretly Butters and Kyle, Stan, and Kenny play Hello kitty island adventure together when they hangout without Cartman.

•  Before Karen was born Kevin and Kenny used to play pranks on their when they was both

• Shannon make Stan buy gifts for tweek and Craig on June and it originally a bunch of pride stuff from target

• Stan had to give away Sparky because he thought He was worried that Sparky gonna eat the weed for he gave the dog to Big gay Al

• They play Splatoon when have sleepovers

• Kenny uses sign language to communicate with others

Boom new head canons

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random South Park high school headcannons that I have

- Craig and Kyle are really good dancers ( they aren’t trained or anything just have good rhythm)

- Tweek and Stan are not ( but think they are )

- Stan and Nichole regularly talk about board games together

- Wendy and Bebe and Butters and Cartman are all Harry Styles fans

- Butters volunteers at the animal shelter

- Bebe was the first one to get a car, and it was a brand new Range Rover, and she got it at her 16th birthday party so everyone was there, and they were all jealous because she can’t drive for shit

- Kenny gives everyone stick & pokes

- I think all of the boys have ping pong tournaments together, Tolkien is the best and he lets everyone knows it. I think Craig is the second best tho

- Tweek chews on everything but mainly pencils, and it got so bad to that they would snap, Craig had to make him use mechanical pencils but he then would just gnaws off the erasers. ( His love language is biting )

- Cartman secretly enjoys musicals. He’s seen Hamilton at least 3 times.

- Kyle drives a mini van, bc his dad bought his mom a new car, not him so he got her old mini van, and since he has the biggest car he drives everyone around.

- Clyde plays baseball, football, and basketball and is mediocre at all them

- Jimmy is a huge Elvis fan

- Wendy is huge horror movie fan and makes Stan watch them and he always gets scared / chicken outs.

(the pencil chewing story might be from my real life but who knows lol)