#ken (derogatory.)

[nanaten]

[aro-culture-is]

Ace culture is hearing about how the Bee Movie is about a human and a bee being in a relationship, and wondering if that is just people just romanticizing the male and female leads (as people do,) or if there is actual legitimacy to what they’re saying (because it does not sound like they are joking.)

(I’m also not going to rewatch the bee movie to find out because what if what they say is true? I don’t want to know.)

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[stevebabey]

i’m gonna say something perhaps controversial. if you are attracted to glen powell u have the same taste in men as people who watch the bachelor

[sanctamater]

should be playing da to prep for dav.... but the siren song of mr b shock... she calls to me

[schlock-luster-video]

On June 19, 2020, A 1970s psychological thriller movie starring George C. Scott with a title that Tumblr considers very very offensive that rhymes with "Lard Pore" that I am not allowed to post about here, apparently (although, strangely if the movie were titled "Human Fleshlight," it would apparently be fitting with the ostensible community standards ...) and The Yakuza were screened as a double-feature on TCM Underground.

Here's a couple of drawings that hopefully you'll be able to see unless Tumblr decides to censor them for being obscene!

[kdsburneraccount]

basic question but what are some other nfl pairs that give off matt/julio energy (aka "beautiful ethereal woodland elf and just some guy")

Okay this is a very good question... I think that every pairing that involves a very talented wide receiver or some other skill player and a quarterback will always have some fragment of that energy. It’s all in the eye of the beholder!

However I’m not sure many other QBs exude the same “just some guy” energy that Matt does, because (I say this with love) he is quite milquetoast. At least football persona wise. Because I think Matt has a personality, it’s just that he doesn’t have much aura 😭. I think one could argue Johnson/Stafford, but Megatron doesn’t give off ethereal woodland elf energy. I would say the same for something like Jake Delhomme/Steve Smith Sr. bc Smitty also does not have that vibe, even if the QBs are in a similar vibe of just being a supportive malewife.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Me: I ship FeMC with pretty much every/anyone. Except for Akihiko and Junpei Me, a few days later: I FORGOT TO INCLUDE KEN WITH THAT LIST! lksajfklsjdaf TT0TT I forget he’s a legit option. Is that a good thing I forgot he exists? Purge it from my memory? u_u

[transgender-scout]

I thought I managed to escape it but covid is messing with my tastebuds now and I’m scared to eat much of anything in case it tastes horrible

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Oxnard is such a himbo I love him so much 😭

ox is far from a himbo. sure, he's big, kind, and loves his pack. but he's not dumb. a himbo, must be dumb.

it's kind of a huge point of his character, that his daddy, before he leaves, makes ox feel worthless, like he's dumb, that he'll always get shit. Ox is smart enough at twelve, when the letters from the bank come to call Gordo and ask for help. he learns about cars and later a new computer system. When he studies for the test he passes. he learns everything (he can) about pack.

he may not pick up on social cues sometimes, especially with jessie. but he's not dumb.

[ladyloveandjustice]

I'm all for Barbie and her trophy boyfriend Ken (obviously considering my most viral post) and everything, but people out here saying "the best relationship is a woman who can do anything and man who can't do shit", like y'all realize that's most sitcom couples, where the women is the hot babysitter to an average loser schlub, right? That's also the classic 'loser guy is the protagonist while the more competent female character is his babysitter and love interest" in action movies and other movies.

I agree this dynamic can be fun in the right flavor. The reason Barbie and Ken work in Life in the Dreamhouse is he's NOT a total loser who doesn't do anything for Barbie, he's a robotics whiz who built a house for Barbie, he was able to get a ton of jobs!... he just immediately dropped them to be with Barbie. He just loves his gf and is content with letting her be his priority at all times. I don't think Ken in the upcoming movie is going to have absolutely nothing going for him either or be a drain on Barbie's life (hopefully). He'll probably find something that allows him to be somewhat self-posessed.

So like, it can work, if the guy is always bragging about his gf, if she's not demoted to his babysitter, if she likes him because he's sweet or if he's actually good at nontraditionally "male' things like being a caretaker- but 'woman has to be on a pedestal, guy gets to be a loser' is just another way woman are pigeonholed in media. Girls don't often get to be the losers because they have to be great to be respected and 'loser girl' doesn't fit into the ideal straight male sexual fantasy. Hypercompetent guy with loser girlfriend is usually derogatory, in a way the opposite isn't, if there's a female character like that, she'll be arm candy everyone shits on and sexualizes and nothing else- it's very rare for the ditzy loser gf to have any focus much less be the protagonist- it shows up pretty rarely, and if it does, it's notably in works aimed at women like Sailor Moon.

[tev-the-random]

New Life SMP, so far starring:

GeminiTay as a bunch of bees

MythicalSausage as Ghast Mage (flying fire hazard)

Smallishbeans as Griff the hippo

fWhip as- oh my god he's already dead

OwengeJuice as a guy

SolidarityGaming as Ken (derogatory) (the bad guy)

Martyn InTheLittleWood as popsicle

Katherine Elizabeth

Oli OrionSound as a chest. He's just a chest. He's in your storage room right now

Scott Smajor as portal gun

SeaPeeKay as fox in a bikini

[the1864thregression]

Would the ORV characters go to watch the Barbie movie with you?

Characters : Yoo Joonghyuk, Yoo Sangah, Han Sooyoung, Uriel, Kim Dokja (derogatory)

Warning : contains spoilers for Barbie movie

Yoo Joonghyuk

YES. He'll take along Yoo Mia and Lee Jihye too. The funniest part is he'll also wear a pale pink shirt due to his sister's and lee jihye's insistence. He'll draw gazes EVERYWHERE.

But overall he would like the movie and it's underlying themes. He would also be impressed by how much effort it went into props. Definitely the kind of dude who would listen to you ramble about the movie and would put his own thoughts into your analysis in between.

Would really like the "I'm just Ken" song but will soon grow tired of it because Han Sooyoung kept singing it at every minor problem.

"Why don't you like Ken, Joonghyuk? I thought he would be relatable to you. "

"He brought misogyny to Barbieland. I would never do that."

Yoo Sangah

She would absolutely go with you. I just know she'll rock the barbie-coded outfit

Han Sooyoung

She might also tear up at the Barbie scene at the end, where she sees all the human memories (girl same). Her favorite character would be Barbie. You two will then go to a food court after the movie where you'll spend an hour or so discussing the movie and the layers at which it mirrors the real world.

"Do you think that Barbie was bound to become attracted to the concept of being human the moment she got named after her creator's daughter? I think that —"

She'll say smth like, "Im an Oppenheimer person " to annoy you at first but would go along with you in the end

The type of person who ends up talking too loudly during a movie accidentally, so you'll recieve some disapproving glances.

She'll. Get. Obsessed with the Ken song. She would hum or sometimes outright break into a song after the movie after some minor inconvenience happens.

Hsy : Where's my lemon candy stash??

Yjh : I threw it out. Your brain will rot even more along with that cheap sugar

Hsy : .. Doesn't seem to matter what I do, I'm always number 2, noone knows how hard I tried.. Oh—

Yjh : (tired)

Uriel

She would be the one to ask you out to the movie. Her excitement would rub off on you and y'all will be positively vibrating with anticipation when the movie starts.

Would also get asked out for photos with some people because she looked absolutely "angelic" with her long golden hair and pink outfit.

You know how some people started to ship Allan with Ken after the movie? Uriel accidentally saw a fan art and immediately jumped on board with the ship.

"All of Ken's clothes fit him!— is such a boyfriend statement tbh, don't you agree (y/n)? "

"... Actually, you're not wrong about that"

Kim Dokja

He wouldn't at first get the hype. He'll just assume it's one of those pop movies that are being popular with their mass marketing and aesthetic.

He was pleasantly surprised.

Would LOVE the underlying satirical themes and the songs. He'll watch the end credits too with you.

Is the type to sometimes look at their partner during the movie and observe their reactions to a particular scene.

Would click instantly with Alan for some reason. (You're not even surprised)

"I like Alan. He's just...there yknow. I hope he leaves Barbieland someday"

[dragonnarrative-writes]

GhostGaz Week - sweet talk // missed connection

I'm so so so excited to have participated in @ghostgazweek this year! It's the first time I've done an event like this and it's brought me so much joy. To everyone who has read and commented on my work this week, thank you! I'm so excited to play with some of these concepts some more.

CW: Relationships between coworkers, mutual pining, front of house/back of house relations, Phillip Graves (derogatory), kissing, a taste of dirty talk

“Takin’ my ten,” Kyle tells his manager, pulling his phone from his pocket. Price nods, waving him off and assigning Kyle’s tables to Alex and Nova. He swings into the kitchen with an absent wave as he checks his messages and steps out back.

“’M no’ sayin’ ye have’ t’ declare yer love in front o’ the whole bloody team.”

Kyle perks up at the sound of Soap’s voice, but back-of-house gossip is going to have to wait while he tries to figure out what his off-again situationship is complaining about now. Or not - the meltdown in his messages is not worth dealing with. Just as he’s about the round the corner though, the growl of Simon’s voice freezes him.

“That’ll do, Soap.”

Kyle has to bite his lip to keep from gasping. Simon isn’t the head chef - that’s Farah - but he might as well be her right hand. He’s the glue of the weekend dinner rush. Level headed no matter what, rarely raises his voice above a raspy muttering, huge hands that Kyle has seen split an apple in half without a hint of visible effort. Whoever he dates is going to be envied by the entire front of house. Partially because he’s bloody gorgeous. But partly because he’s just the perfect man.

“Nae, yer gonna listen t’me,” Soap insists. “I promise, ‘e’s interested.”

“’E’s not,” Simon says. “Already tried flirtin’ wit’ ‘im. No dice.”

“Leavin’ a note wit’ yer phone number - in a pile of other notes with phone numbers - is no’ flirtin,” Soap says, and Kyle can imagine the despair on his face just from the tone of his voice. “Do you ken ‘ow many o’ those damn notes ‘e gets in a night?”

“Exactly. And he’s got a bird.”

“They broke up last week,” Soap hisses. “She’s shacking up with her ex.”

Kyle would snicker at how close he sounds to pulling his hair out but…

Kyle’s situationship ended last week. Because she moved in with her ex and Kyle doesn’t want to go through that roller coaster, again. And Kyle’s the flirt on shift, so he gets the most notes and phone numbers on receipts…

“’E’s got better prospects,” Simon says. Kyle hears the flick of a lighter. “Gorgeous, competent, charismatic? Kyle could have anyone.”

“And ‘e wants you, ye daft fucker,” Soap groans. “Steamin’ Jesus the two of ye. Just fuckin’ tell ‘im.”

“Tell you what,” Simon grumbles, muffled by his cigarette. “If he comes out here before my break’s done, I’ll tell ‘im.”

“Then ah’ll go in an- Oh you mother fucker! 30 seconds?”

Simon sounds amused when he says, “Tick tock.”

Kyle probably couldn’t ask for a better dramatic entrance, so he rounds the corner with a, “What’d I miss?”

Soap yelps and clutches at his chest like an old woman. Leaning against the wall, Simon looks about as surprised as he ever does, which means there’s a hunted look around his eyes, but he mostly looks tired and resigned. He settles into his thousand yard stare and takes a long drag.

“Gaz-bear!” Soap exclaims. He circles behind Kyle and shoves him forward. “Simon has something to tell you that is of a very personal nature. Do not let him distract you with talk about the kitchen! I love both of ye and ah’m tellin’ Price to fire both of ye if ye don’t talk!”

And then he’s slamming back into the kitchen, leaving Simon and Kyle alone in the alley.

He could play coy, but Kyle’s a bit giddy. “You like me, Simon?”

Simon grunts, contemplates his cigarette as he says, “Wondered ‘ow much of that you ‘eard. But don’t worry, I’ll keep professional.”

“God no.” Kyle can’t imagine anything wants less. “Tell me when you wrote me that note.”

“Dunno," Simon shrugs. "6 weeks after that shit with Graves?”

Two years ago, before Price took over, Phillip Graves had been the manager. He’d been a nightmare, harassing hostesses and firing anyone who dared to point out he was bad at his job. After the tenth straight day of a front of house person running into the kitchen to cry, pursued by Graves himself, Simon had had enough.

“I c’n make this a much more hostile working environment if tha’s what we’re aimin’ for.” The big beautiful bastard had shoved his knife a good quarter inch through a cutting board. The reverberation of the blade had rung through the painfully silent kitchen. All of the back of house looked to Farah for direction. She'd looked at Simon. Kyle, Nova, Alex, and the girl they’d been consoling by the fridges had all held their breath.

“I could fire you,” Phil spat.

“You won’t. You fuck with this kitchen, you’re losing your job,” Simon had answered. The fact that he had looked and sounded bored had scared and aroused Kyle in equal measure. “So ‘ere’s what’s going to happen - Keller and Garick are supervisors now. Pay them like it. You got a problem with front o’ house, you talk to them. Another girl comes runnin’ in here, then I‘m coming out there an’ you and I are ‘avin’ words.”

Graves had sputtered, looked around at everyone gathered, then spun on his heel and left.

Three months later, he’d gone missing. Two weeks after that, Price had arrived, greeting Farah and Simon like old friends and preparing to make the restaurant the best Kyle had ever worked at.

What did it say about Kyle that rumors that Simon had gotten rid of Graves for good only made him more attractive?

“That was more than a year ago,” Kyle says, sidling his way under Simon’s arm and leaning into him. Kyle’s not a short man, but Simon is tall and broad and warm under his work tee. “Why didn’t you say anything?”

Simon takes another drag, and looks down at Kyle out of the corner of his eye. “I’m not exactly dating material. And you had a bird.”

“I would have dumped her in a heartbeat,” Kyle admits, startled when Simon barks a surprised laugh. “I would have! Fuck, I could have been sneaking out here with you for seven months? I’ll break up with her again right now.”

“Fuckin’ ‘ell,” Simon laughs, smashing his cigarette into the wall and dropping the butt into flower pot turned butt bin. He doesn’t move his arm from around Kyle’s shoulders.

“We’re dating now,” Kyle declares. “We’re boyfriends.”

“Movin’ kinda fast,” Simon points out.

“I’ve been in love with you for more than a year. Catch up,” Kyle dismisses. “My lease is up in four months, and I’m movin’ in with you. Now kiss me.”

Simon doesn’t hesitate. His lips are just the slightest bit rough. He smells like cigarettes and spices, and he turns to bracket Kyle against the wall. One large hand finds it’s way to the small of Kyle’s back to pull him in and press their hips together.

“Fuck,” Simon growls when Kyle moans against his mouth. “Pretty, pushy thing. Gonna be this demanding all the time, Gorgeous?”

“I have a lot of time to make up for,” Kyle groans, nibbling kisses along his jaw. “You should let me blow you.”

“Oh, should I?” Simon’s rumbling laugh sends shivers down his spine. “Should let Farah and Price catch you choking on my cock?”

Well, if Kyle was half-hard before, he’s rock hard now. “God, yeah, let me.”

“Not yet,” Simon growls, and that yet sends sparks flying through Kyle’s veins. His next kisses are just this side of too rough, tongue and teeth making Kyle’s lips so sensitive. Finally, he pulls himself away to pant into Kyle’s ear, “Let me take you on a date, huh, Gorgeous? Let me take you out, wine and dine you. Wanna know all about you, wanna talk about something other than work for more than five minutes. Then I’ll take you home and lay you out. Kiss you all over, suck that gorgeous cock of yours, yeah?"

“Jesus,” Kyle hisses. He tries to rock his hips into Simon’s, but strong hands hold him back. “Yeah, okay, yeah. Kiss me again.”

Simon laughs, dips down to give Kyle another closed-mouthed kiss. “Gotta head back in.”

“No,” Kyle pants. “Kiss me again.”

Simon growls into the next kiss and shifts to press his whole front into Kyle. When he pulls back, he presses a thumb against Kyle’s lips. “Be patient, Gorgeous. Gotta get through work tonight.”

He knows he’s pushing it, but, “…kiss me again.”

Simon’s lips are achingly gentle for a moment and then they’re gone as he takes a step back. “’M goin’ inside, now.”

“Thai food after work?” Kyle pants.

Simon chuckles and adjusts himself. “Yeah.” He swoops in for another brief peck. “It’s a date.”

[ratanslily]

he's just Ken (derogatory)

[brivinty]

My Whore ★

Featuring; Kozume Kenma x reader (female)

|Smut, Slight degradation, fingering, Nicknames like: Pretty, Whore, My bitch.|

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"Kenma, will you please help with the project?!" Y/n groaned looking at the boy who was on his console instead of paying attention to their assignment. "In a minute, stop acting like a bitch." Kenma said making y/n groan annoyed. Y/n was unfazed by the derogatory term used towards her because being friends with Kenma, meant getting called a "Bitch" daily. "No, not in a minute, it's due tomorrow and you haven't helped one-bit Kenma, can you just get your lazy ass up for two seconds??" Y/n exclaimed throwing her notebook on his counter. "Didn't I say in a minute, jeez! give me a second." Kenma said not even sparing her a glance.

"Your so damn lazy ken, I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't last a round of sex." Y/n said laughing to herself. Though clearly, that statement was funny to the Blonde. "Oh! I bet you'd make the girl do all the-" Y/n stopped her sentence seeing Kenma take his headset off and put his controller down. "What?" Y/n asked a little nervous looking at the back of the boy's head. "You think I couldn't last a round? I bet any girl I'd fuck would pass out from exhaustion because I'm that good." Kenma said turning and then leaning back in his chair, pushing his hair away from his face. "Yeah, sure." "Whatever helps you sleep at night ken," Y/n said before turning around and getting back to the project. "What you think I couldn't fuck a girl that good?" Kenma asked, sliding his chair over to where you were to help with the project, which he thought was unnecessary.

"I mean, you're just like... skinny looking, lazy, and weak looking??" "I Dunno ken, I just wouldn't see you fucking a girl silly like that," Y/n said looking at him in the eyes with a teasing smile. "Then I bet I could fuck you silly," Kenma said leaning back into the chair. Y/n's eyes went wide, eyeing his cocky state. "No way, come on ken, we have a project to finish," Y/n said letting out a sigh to cool down the heat that went to her face. "See, you're chickening out because you know I would fuck you up." He said before taking the pencil and paper out of your hands. "I am not!" You were quick to exclaim. "You sure? Because it definitely looks like you're chickening out~!" Kenma teased making y/n groan in annoyance. "Ok fine! If you can successfully 'Fuck me silly' which you won't. I'll finish your half of the project." Y/n said. "And if I somehow don't manage to fuck you silly, which I will definitely succeed in, I'll finish my half."

"And you'll have to let me play on your console."

"No."

"Yes."

"Fuck you."

--

You were confused as to why he was just looking at you, he seemed dazed and out of it. "What? You too pussy to do it?" You asked looking at him with a smirk. "No, I'm just thinking of how pathetic your gonna look under me soon," Kenma said before grabbing your hips and taking you up from the chair, sitting you onto his lap. "Mm sure, i hope you have fun finishing your half of th-" You were cut off by the blonde smashing his lips onto yours. You fought back, putting up a fight until you felt his hand travel up from your waist to your throat, wrapping his hand around it. He roughly pulled you away from the kiss looking at you with a lustful gaze that made you want to look away in embarrassment. You felt like he was the predator, and you were his prey. "I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll forget your damn name." "All you'll remember is how to scream mine," Kenma said not giving you a chance to reply by pulling you into another rough, sloppy kiss.

You felt him lift you up from the chair, tossing you onto the bed. You watched as he crawled onto the bed, and as of instinct, you crawled backward trying to move to the backboard. Once he had you trapped he took off his tee shirt throwing it somewhere onto the floor. He smirked watching you practically eye fuck him ogling over his toned abs on his stomach. "What? I thought I was pretty skinny?" He said before leaning down towards your neck. "Well, I guess... I was wrong be.. because you clearly.." You struggled to form a sentence feeling him suck on your neck. You tried to push back a moan by biting your lip but he clearly noticed your efforts and decided to bring a hand underneath your shirt.

"What you cold or is that me?" He teased brushing a finger over your hardened nipples. "F-fuck off." You cursed but instantly regretted it when he lifted up your shirt completely then clamped his lips onto your sensitive bud. You watched as he sucked on one and kneaded the other with his hand. "K-ken.." You sighed out of pleasure, feeling him smirk on your chest. He then started trailing love kisses down from your chest to your stomach. he then pulled down your loose shorts smirking when he saw the damp spot on your cotton undergarment.

"Awh, did me sucking all over you make you wet?" He teased. "Oh shut up!" You yelled turning your head the opposite way. You felt a moan rip from your throat when his knuckle found its way onto your clothed clit. "Wow, loud for me already pretty?" He said making you pussy throb at the nickname. But instead, you rolled your eyes ignoring him. He then continued his happy trail of kisses, kissing the inner part of your thighs. You could feel your breath getting rigid and heavy watching him kiss your inner thighs so close to your cunt. "D-don't tease.." You muttered quietly to avoid your embarrassment. "What was that?" He asked, looking up at you from his position. "Don't tease..." You said louder making him smile teasingly. "Beg." He told you making your eyes widen. "I'm not begging for it! I'm not desperate." You quickly said.

"Then stop complaining and shut the fuck up." He said continuing where he left off. You felt your breathing getting even heavier waiting for him to do anything but leave kiss marks upon your body. At that point you couldn't take it anymore and gave in. "P-Please.. Please stop teasing and just fuck me Ken, I really want it." You said and watched as his smile grew wide. "How bad do you want it pretty?" He asked hooking a finger on your panties. "Really bad, real, real bad." You said finally losing the pride in yourself to get what you want. "Good girl.." He said before pulling your panties off and pushing your thighs towards your stomach. "Thanks for the meal." He said before diving into your cunt.

"f-Fuck!" You yelped already feeling pleasure. You watched as he licked and sucked your clit all while looking deep into your eyes. Too lost in your daze you didn't even see him insert a finger into your sopping cunt. "Kenma! Shit!" You exclaimed. You were always aware he had long fingers due to playing his video games and volleyball, you just didn't expect them to reach as deep as they were. You moaned and yelped calling out his name. And with the sound of a pop he removed his mouth from your wet pussy and up to your lips engaging you in a wet kiss.

Seconds later you felt your legs start to shake and writhe and Kenma didn't stop his movement continuing to ram his fingers into your cunt. "Fuck! Fuck! K-Ken! Kenma! i g-get it! Yes! you can fuck i get it m'sorry! sorry! sorry!" You yelped and he didn't stop one bit watching you scream and cry. He smiled watching the tears in your eyes form from overstimulation. "Sorry won't save you now my love." "Your basically my bitch now aren't you? My little whore."

[kimwexlers-brownhair]

They said they didn't want "the little princess" taking over. Were they being derogatory to Ken (although he is indeed the little princess)? Or are they "flushing" a newer piece of paper with Shiv’s name on it?

Shiv hates Mencken and ATN. The old guard must have heard she was the driving force behind putting the brakes on the Gojo deal. Yeah, I can see why they would be squeamish at the idea of her taking over. Logan probably wasn't the only one who flinched when Shiv said she wanted a dinosaur cull.

And now Shiv is slowly getting pushed out and forgotten. Her "lack of experience" and all. Is she even able to make a clean break from Tom now that she's carrying his baby? Everything is falling apart for her when she may actually be the winner and never know it.

I'm rooting for you, Shivy. Stay strong, girl.