#kellifer-k

[sourmiguel]

ticket for littering by @kellifer-k (wc7607, mature)

Summary: Stiles is totally ready for his life to stop being a horror movie and start being a romcom. This... isn't exactly what he had in mind.

I love me some accidental baby acquisition fics. This one doesn't disappoint.

[sapphireginger]

WIP GAME

RULES:

Share the last line you wrote for your WIP, and then tag as many people as there are words.

Thanks for the tag, @msmischief101 !!

My WIP Last Line: [Stallison]

With a Spark and an Assassin, no prophecy stood a chance of coming to fruition unless they deigned it so.

Tagging:

@bunnywest @colethewolf @midmorning-bomb @teenwerewoofs @dexterous-sinistrous @evanesdust @fandomslash @fairydustedtheory @hd-hale @isthatbloodonhisshirt @inell @kellifer-k @multieleonora96 @nancythebisexualslutwheeler @nutellarghh @prairie-grass @princecharmingwinks @raisesomehale @rebakitt3n @rosieposiepuddingnpie

[midnightwinterhawk]

Out Of Context Stiles

They were using Peanut M&Ms as poker chips and Stiles was down to three red ones because he had a terrible poker face and also kept eating his money.

Faint is a medical term by @kellifer-k

[imaginarylifetimes]

Fic Rec Friday  2.8

Ooooh late night fic rec because I was busy all day! Have a great weekend everyone!

Shadowhunters:

Strength by heartsdesire456  | 11.7K | E | Magnus/Alec

After Jace disappeared with Valentine, Alec and Isabelle are put under house-arrest by their parents so that they don't run off and screw things up worse than they already are. On top of that, they took their phones, so Alec hasn't spoken to Magnus since Jocelyn woke up, and it drives him insane, because what he feels for Magnus feels so big and he knows, deep down, that Magnus feels the same.

How do you handle knowing that Magnus Bane’s heart is in your hands?

The Arrangement by heartsdesire456  | 42.4K | E | Magnus/Alec

When a meeting with a debt collector at a randomly chosen night club starts to go wrong, Alec meets a man who might just change his life with one unique offer.

Teen Wolf: 

Professional Werewolf Witch by reptilianraven  | 5K | G | Derek/Stiles

"Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.

He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows' head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff."

P.E. turns, glances at the crate, and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. "You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?" God, magic is so fucking weird.

"Yeah." Stiles nods because he's making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.

-

The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.

it's gonna take a superman by kellifer_fic  | 14.1K | T | Derek/Stiles

Derek figured the Children of Villains support group would at least be full of outcasts like him. How wrong could he be?

The Gentleman And The Fox by bleep0bleep, Inkforwords  | 15.7K | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek doesn't expect much from his arranged marriage. When his inattentive husband, Lord Stiles Stilinski, tells him he's free to look for a lover, he doesn't know where to start, until a dashing bandit named the Red Fox catches his eye. ~ The Fox winks again. “Have a good night, Derek,” he purrs in a sultry tone, and then climbs back on the horse and disappears into the night. Derek walks up the path towards the manor in a daze, and it isn’t until he’s inside when he realizes he never told the Fox his name or where he lived.

Old Houses by words_reign_here  | 66.8K | E | Derek/Stiles

Basically, a 21 Jump Street meets Teen Wolf meets shadowy government agency.

Façades of Peace by andavs  | 73.3K | T | Derek/Stiles

“A Ger—there’s a Nazi werewolf in Beacon Hills?” Stiles was yelling now, he couldn’t help it, because what the ever loving fuck was their lives. “A Nazi were—an alpha Nazi werewolf.”

[stilesgivesmefeels]

Rules: Without naming them, post 10 gifs of your favorite tv shows then tag 10 people.

I was tagged by @sickness-health-all-that-shit​. Tag 10 people and have some fun!

I tag @whaticameherefor​ @evandiaz-buckley​ @marzgaperez​ @dollsome-does-tumblr​ @fiona-fififi​ @gallavichthings​ @kellifer-k​ @littlespooneven​ @loserchildhotpants​ @suzvoy​

[wellhalesbells]

Rules: answer these questions and tag five other fic writers to do the same.

Tagged by @yodas-yo-yo!  Thanks, pumpernickel!!!

Author Name: calrissian18/wellhalesbells (only for tumblr fics)

Fandoms You Write For: About 99% Teen Wolf, though I do occasionally pop back over to my introductory fandom: Harry Potter.  (I’ve also written for Breaking Bad, Star Trek, Mr. Robot, Hannibal and X-Men.  I have literally no idea what happened there.)

Most Popular One-Shot: My jock/nerd Sterek AU.  Option C) Some Bad Guys are Werewolves but Not All Werewolves are Bad Guys (9k+, Sterek).

Most Popular Multi-Chapter Story: This will never not be There’s Monsters at Home (6 chapters, 83k+, Sterek, AU), as it freaking should be.  I still love that fic so damn much and it is a definite testament that I should never not be writing my own wish-fulfillment junky goodness.

Favourite Story You Wrote: Umm, I think today I’m leaning towards Apathy, Apathy, You’ll be the Death of Me (11k+, Sterek, Sciles BrOTP).  It was just so easy and so exactly what I wanted.

Story You Were Nervous to Post: Sevens and Eights (10k+, Sterek, AU), really personal and people can be shiiiiiitty so.

How Do You Pick Your Titles: Umm, definitely my preferred method is to find the theme of the fic and then try to sum it up in a few (or more [coughs]) words.  Though I definitely sometimes give in to using lyrics from the song I was listening to while I was writing when I can’t think of anything!  I am SO FREAKING BAD at titles though, no joke.

Do You Outline: Most of the time, no.  I usually try to outrace my own forgetfulness?  It’s incentive to finish quickly for oneshots.  If I think it’s going to be 20k+ though, then I’ll often outline since I can’t usually do that fast enough that I won’t lose details or plot points.  If it’s multi-chapter then YES, almost always.  Though Subway Sleeper/Hibernation Station..... I never had any sort of plan.  At any time.  Ever.  I just... winged it??  That was pretty much the whole point of it, heh.

How Many Of Your Stories Are Complete: 148

In-Progress: I have three of those, ack.  Prostitute vs. Werewolf, 13k as of right now.  I really would like to get at least two more parts added on to this before the year is out - my hope is it will be six in total.  Getting to four would be UH-MAZING.  When Did History Get So Goddamn Athletic?  Aaargh, I have the next chapter written but I do not want to post it until all three of them are done and I’ve just been so lame about that.  At the Edge of the Known Universe.  It should only be three parts and I need to just freaking write them already.  The latter two have really detailed outlines so at least I won’t get lost when I finally do buckle down!!

Coming Soon: i am trying to do Sterek Week this year (yes, I’ve tried every year, yes, I’ve failed every year but shhhhh).  So hopefully seven more fics???  (I have ideas for every prompt and two fics have more than 10k on them right now, not that that means a lot but still.... it’s something??)

Do You Accept Prompts: Hrm, sooooometimes, yes.  It really depends on how much it speaks to me/how much in my wheelhouse I feel it is.

Upcoming Story You’re the Most Excited For: I’m focused on writing a Reaper!AU now which is combining a lot of my favorite things: tattoos, magic, mythos, alive Laura and a grumpster of a Derek, who is bad at life and trust and smiles.  If I can translate the poetry of brain onto paper it’ll be a BANGER.  [crosses fingers]

tagging: @tryslora, @callunavulgari, @stileshale, @grimmypuff and @kellifer-k!!

[geneeste]

I was tagged by @amaradangeli, fun! And because I’m evil I’m adding the first line of the fic I’m (rewriting? remixing?) for you. XD

Rules: Post the first line of one of your WIPs and tag as many people as there are words.

The heat of an endless explosion sends Sam flying; she falls through the rushing darkness and there’s no sound and no ground and no tether, and she thinks this is dying--

Okay, I love me a run-on sentence, so I’m not holding myself to the rules. Sorry. I’m a rebel. I’ll no-pressure tag 9 folks instead and anyone else (I hope many!) who wants to do it!

@dust2dust34 @effie214 @iblamethenubbins @jsevick @kellifer-k @liminal-zone @nicehatgeorgia @professortennant @ziparumpazoo

[supervillainny]

1,24, 37 for random asks?

1. The last thing I read... Hmm. I’m currently reading the Bulwark series by @kellifer-k​, again, because it’s divine sterek small-town adorableness. I’m also halfway through the third in the Skin Deep, Inc. series by L. A. Witt because I am an absolute sucker when it comes to queer romance. (My absolute favourite is historial queer supernatural shenanigans, though, so recs are appreciated.) I’m reading The Age of Wonder by Richard Holmes off and on, and bits of A Slip of the Keyboard because I honestly cannot bear to reach a point where I am finished with it. Oh, and I just started The Woman In White by Wilkie Collins ‘cos I found it in a charity shop and I’ve been meaning to read it. I’m a bit of a butterfly.

24. I want to eat peanut butter on toast. Always every morning I want to eat peanut butter on toast, but I’m trying to eat less bread so I have no peanut butter. (It’s like. I’m always trying to eat less bread? But if I have peanut butter I need more bread to use it up, and then if I run out of peanut butter and still have bread I need more of that, and then I have to buy bread again... So I’m stoically eating my toast with buttery spread and internally crying, atm)

37. Oh, my favourite scents! I love sharp, kinda astringent scents, like mint and tea tree and cedar; I like clean kinda scents like laundry and the sea; I like citrus scents and lavender. I am really not big on sweet smells or musky, much. My absolutely favourite in the universe scent is the cedar and orange perfume from L’Occitane, but they’ve stopped making it and I’m a little bit heartbroken.

[paintedrecs]

Sixth set of ten Sterek fic recs!

hometown | wearethefoxes ( @allyaisbae​ ) | 50,358 | Mature | 2015-03-18 to 2017-08-20

It was Isaac who came first, that summer.

He showed up at Derek’s loft with a backpack hanging on his shoulder and an expression on his face that was at once lost and heartbroken, and Derek didn't hesitate to step aside and open the door to let him in.

or

After the events with the Kanima, Derek tries to be a better alpha and Stiles ends up all alone.

i love you a latte [Fic & Podfic] | kellifer_fic ( @kellifer-k ), RsCreighton | 6,692 | Gen | 2017-08-19

"You... want me to come to your family reunion?"

"Yes."

"And you'll come to my best friend's wedding as...my... date?" Stiles thinks the whole proposition bears repeating.

"Yes," Derek says again, brows furrowing like he's starting to regret asking.

All Coming Back, Like It Was Never Gone | @LadyDrace | 2,756 | Teen | 2017-09-02

Stiles and Derek spend a summer looking for Boyd and Erica. During that summer they're... something. Something that never becomes much of anything.

But then, years later, it all comes back.

Better Than Milk and Cookies | SylvieW ( @sylvie-w​ ) | 6,879 | Teen | 2016-12-22

Stiles met Derek every Christmas since he was a child. He just doesn’t remember.

a feeling so startling | apollonian ( @pseudoapollonian ), @alphahel | 6,441 | Teen | 2017-06-23

Stiles and Derek, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome.

Alternatively, the one in which everyone is a merperson and Stiles and Derek have a chance encounter.

In the Bright | skoosiepants ( @pantstomatch ) | 1,501 | Gen | 2017-05-25

It’s only later, when Stiles is lying in bed and staring at his ceiling, that he thinks: of course. Of course Derek Hale is pure of heart.

or-

A unicorn thinks Derek deserves nice things.

The Payoff Pitch | Leslie_Knope ( @leslieknopeismyspiritanimal ) | 83,974 | Explicit | 2017-02-08 to 2017-04-11

Derek is on the cusp of his second season with the LA Dodgers, and as the reigning runner-up Rookie of the Year, the pressure’s on him to become the team’s star pitcher and lead them to the playoffs for the first time in five years. He’s trying to deal with the burden of expectations and really has zero desire to spend any extra time or energy on anything that isn’t baseball.

But then he meets Stiles.

Beacon Gills | kitsunequeen ( @stilesbansheequeen ) | 4,226 | Teen | 2017-07-01

“Derek,” Erica singsongs loudly. Rather than knocking on the rather flimsy-looking piece of driftwood, she grabs a coconut filled with seashells and shakes it violently. “We’ve got a surprise for you!”

“I hate surprises,” Derek answers, voice slightly muffled through the door. “Aren’t you supposed to be out exploring the caves with Isaac?”

“He has some special guests tonight,” Boyd says. “And so do you.”

Derek doesn’t answer right away, and Stiles can almost imagine him sighing.

“Come in,” he yields finally. “You know it’s unlocked.”

Erica flings the door open, nudges Stiles inside, and slams it behind him.

“Surprise!” she yells, and then Stiles can hear her and Boyd’s footsteps quickly retreating.

Oh, shit.

---

When Stiles accompanies Scott on a trip to his uncle's beach house, he gets more than he bargained for after running into a pack of mermaids with a particularly attractive leader...

Something Other Than Remaining | @kaistrex | 1,253 | Gen | 2017-08-26

“Why didn’t you tell me mates were a thing?”

Stiles watches Derek roll his eyes at Scott’s question as he continues to sift through the debris in what used to be the kitchen of the burnt out Hale house.

“Because you don’t have one,” Derek answers flatly when he realises speaking will get them to leave quicker than silence.

Or the time Scott asked why Derek never told him about mates and Stiles just couldn't let it go.

Tell Me No More Lies | @TroubleIWant | 4,944 | Teen | 2017-04-15

Derek had sworn to serve the revolution against Queen Katherine knowing full well that the cost of such treason could be dear. He'd thought he was ready to sacrifice anything for freedom... But he wasn't counting on the sacrifice being his marriage to Stiles.

- OR -

“Can I tempt you to the floor for this dance?” The flirtatious tone rouses him from his dire musings, and Derek turns to see his husband.

“I’m afraid not,” Derek says, gentling his tone to take the sting out of the refusal. Stiles’ smile tightens, almost imperceptibly, and he nods graciously. He’s used enough to such rejection, Derek thinks with a pang. He’s used to lonely dinners as well, and going to sleep alone when Derek has late nights, and listening to vague excuses because the real reasons are ones he cannot know. Derek hates to disappoint him, tonight as ever, but he needs to be available for the other spy to pass him the information, not whirling about on the dance floor. The revolution must come first, until Lady Katherine can be imprisoned for her crimes.

Derek strives to believe that the day will come soon.

[locitarose]

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

I was (technically) tagged by @incendiaglacies (I’m just counting myself as part of the anyone else that wants to do this group.)

My Last Line: He hadn’t discovered the truth until the police were investigating the murder of his wife and son, with him as the prime suspect.

Tagging: @newyorkcitydreaming, @freyreh, @agentmarymargaretskitz, @stillthewordgirl, @larielromeniel, @dragonydreams, @flabbergabst, @coldflashwave-baby, @umbralillium, @misscrazyfangirl321, @dragongoddess13, @a-girl-named-whiskey, @bxdcubes, @thecrooktomyassasin, @ranger-of-estel, @captain-snark, @marvelingjules, @whenrileymetlucas, @blaineandsamevanderson, @kellifer-k, @captaincanarygotmelike, @tolieawake, @rayshippouuchiha

[sourmiguel]

Relationship Status: It's complicated by @kellifer-k (wc4010, mature)

Summary: Okay, I know this is a huge stretch for you, but can you please pretend you're like, into me?

Derek being a protective not-boyfriend is the best.

[beast-bae]

Sterek Fic Rec (last updated 21.2.17)

Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.Hey :) because I’m always searching for new sterek fanfics on tumblr and I love seeing Sterek Fic Recs  I decited to make a post with all of my favourite (can I get this word even bigger? bc I love those fics to death!) Sterek fanfics. 

I will continue updating it ;) and I would really appreciate it if you could send me links to your favourite Sterek ffs <3 

All of them are on Ao3! Also all of them are complete (except for Home by  TheTypewriterGirl but there is only one chapter missing )!!

Also there is no specific order!

Also I try to find the authors on tumblr so you can visit them <3

This is gonna be a LOOooOOoONG post

Have fun reading :)

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Prince Among Wolves by  tylerfucklin (Deshonanana) | 101k, Explict | kid fic |

Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable. 

Home by  TheTypewriterGirl  | 160k, not finished yet 17/18!! |  @stiles-and-the-sourwolf |

January seventh. Seven days since the start of 2015, and seven days since his father’s death.

The bastard, he thinks bitterly. The past year Derek Hale had made it blatantly obvious that he hated his scrawny guts, taking every given opportunity to shove him up against a wall, growl threats in his ears and roll his eyes whenever he stepped into the room, muttering some snide comment about how spastic or idiotic he was.

So why did he fucking volunteer to take him in?

Move a Mountain by  ZainClaw | 69k, Explict | road trip/biker fic | @zainclaw |

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

my wings a hurricane by  kellifer_fic | 20k | dracon fic | @kellifer-k |

Stiles had been like any other kid growing up in the era of dragons. He'd watched the cartoons, the news stories, had the lunch box. When his screening at Beacon Hills High had come up negative, he'd been disappointed but unsurprised. His positive results were returned three years too late for it to be in any way convenient or cool.

Or, the one where they ride dragons.

Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill | 32k | time travel fic | @mirrorkill |

Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

Sweeter Than a Cherry Pie by  kitsunequeen | 5k | pretend relationship | @stilesbansheequeen |

When Cora asks Stiles to be her pretend boyfriend for a New Year's family dinner, he figures he can do a friend a favor. When he hooks up with an incredible guy, Derek, the night before, only to wake up alone in the morning, he supposes he can handle that too. But when he shows up at Cora's house and Derek turns out to be her brother, well... that's a bit of a bigger problem.

Hale of a time by  jamesm97 | 3k | halebait!stiles | 

Stiles knows that his werewolf family are acting weird around him, not that that's strange they are werewolves after all but they don't know that he knows they are. They seem to be getting progressively touchy feely as his 16th birthday approaches.

HALEBAIT! STILES STILINSKI - where all the Hales are attracted to Stiles, but only one of them is insanely in love & lust with him

Settle down by  wearing_tearing, whatthehale | 153k, Explict | mpreg!!| @hoechliniseverything ( whatthehale) @dylansneck (wearing_tearing) |

Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.

Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.

Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by  owlpostagain | 35k | 

“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” 



“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. 



Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: 



DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

---

Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

I Was Present While You Were Unconscious by  CharWright5 | 19k, Mature | @kitstiles |

Stiles had often thought about how he'd meet his soul mate, the literal muscular man of his dreams. He just didn't ever imagine finding him on Facebook where a friend had shared a news article about a werewolf John Doe in a coma after a car wreck four hours out of town. And he also didn't expect to bond and fall in love with the guy's family before ever saying two words to him out loud.

But Not With Haste by  uraneia | 21k, Explict | x-man AU |

It's been years since Derek escaped from the hunters who killed his family and bound him in his human form. He travels solo, never staying in one place, keeping under the radar--until a skinny, smart-mouthed kid stows away in the back of his truck.

Four months ago Stiles's first kiss put his best friend in a coma. His dad gave him a couple hundred bucks and a hug and told him to run. By the time Stiles witnesses the cage fighter known as Wolverine take out a shotgun and its wielder with his bare hands, he's got a plan. He knows there's a school in New York for kids like him. All he has to do is get there.

OR, in which Derek is the werewolf version of Wolverine and Stiles is Rogue and the plot of X-Men progresses accordingly, with a few notable deviations.

Cornerstone by  Vendelin | 84k, Explict | @ljummen |

Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.

just to know your name by  bibliosexual | 3k | @bibliosexxual |

They're about fifteen minutes into the Skype call on Tuesday night when this guy wanders straight out of one of Derek’s wet dreams and into the frame, wearing nothing but black boxer briefs and a tight grey Guns N’ Roses tee. He’s lithely muscled, with a cute upturned nose and some of the most beautiful bone structure Derek has ever seen. Derek can see his nipples through his shirt. He feels all the blood in his body rushing to his dick.

“There should be a note about that on page nineteen,” Scott is saying, distantly, while Mystery Guy yawns adorably, nose scrunching, and runs a hand through his messy hair. He looks like he’s totally oblivious to Scott’s webcam, or to Scott. He looks like he just woke up. He looks like something out of an underwear ad, or softcore porn.

Mystery Guy bends down, thigh muscles flexing, and starts digging through Scott’s dresser drawers for a pair of sweatpants. Scott doesn’t ever turn around. He just keeps talking about… something. Something unimportant.

Mystery Guy has a mole high up on the back of his right thigh and Derek wants to lick it.

Bite Down Hard by  KuriKuri | 26k, Explict | @authorkurikuri

For a moment, Derek can’t breathe.Because moles aren’t the only thing marring the pale skin of Stiles’ neck. Oh no, that’s –– that’s a bond bite. A bond bite which Stiles definitely did not have yesterday, and which appears to have roughly the same dimensions as Derek’s own mouth.Shit.

(Or: In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.)

Tangled Up In You by  Morgana, Winchesterek | 105k, Explict | BDSM! | @sterekbros

Something is missing from Stiles’ sex life. Maybe it’s the fact that none of his partners share any of his kinks. While doing laundry over Thanksgiving break at Berkeley, Scott finds a flyer adverting, “WALK ON THE WILD SIDE! LET US TAKE YOU INTO THE DARKNESS AND BRING YOU SAFELY OUT AGAIN! EXPERIENCE PLEASURE AND PAIN AT THE HANDS OF ONE OF OUR EXPERIENCED, DISCREET PROFESSIONALS.” Stiles thinks it’s his kinda thing, but doesn’t have the money to pay for a session. Scott offers, only if Stiles refrains from telling him all about his kinky needs, so Stiles agrees. Enter Derek Hale, professional dominant. Stiles has his first session with Derek and can’t get enough (plus, Derek is HOT and Stiles just wants him all for himself).

It’s a Schlong Story by  floatingstark | 33k, Explict | ex-porn star Derek | 

"Do you like him?"

"Of course I do, he’s great!"

"Then what is the fucking problem?"

"My dick!"

-or-

Ex-Porn Star Derek Hale has a lot of issues but Ice Cream Parlor Owner Stiles Stilinski is not one of them.

I Might Be A Fool by  prettylittlementirosa | 35k, Explict| College AU |  @bisexualbcky

The thing about Stiles, though, is that for him, turned on and angry are not mutually exclusive feelings. He may be painfully hard but that doesn’t mean he’s not also ready to strangle Derek for having the audacity to act like this is something that’s happening to him, not something that is almost entirely his fault. So when Derek let’s out what must be his hundredth long-suffering sigh, Stiles snaps.

(or the one that was supposed to be a GRΣΣK AU but is mostly just a study in the gratuitous and inconsistent use of punctuation)

Expiration Dates by  KaliopeShipsIt | 227k, Mature | mpreg! | @kaliopeshipsit 

When 13-year old orphaned Derek Hale tests positive as a male carrier, his newly appointed guardian and uncle Peter uses his influence to make the test result go away, aware that in their deeply carrier-phobic society his nephew’s status could prove to be the downfall of the family company.

16 years later Derek is pressured into firing eight months-pregnant Danny Mahealani, creating a publicity scandal that, as the Equal Rights for Carriers movement gains more and more ground, results in an unprecedented media outrage targeted towards Hale & Argent Publishers.

A very reluctant Derek finds himself forced into defending his company’s prejudiced views on national television, facing off in heated debates against Stiles Stilinski, a guy he happened to have a one-night stand with months ago and has been pining over ever since. Stiles is a disgruntled former Hale & Argent employee, a staunch supporter of the ERC movement, he hates everything Derek stands for … and, courtesy of an expired condom, he’s also, unknowingly, the father of the child Derek wasn’t even aware he could carry in the first place.

Between Dusk and Dawn by  impalagirl, wilddragonflying | 19k, Mature| vampire fic | 

He's in the middle of a crowded bar when he smells it. For the first time in fifty years, Stiles Stilinski's mouth begins to water, and he's suddenly on high alert, twisting in his seat to scan the room with sharp eyes. Of course, it doesn't take long to spot him. He's as gorgeous as ever, tall and broad with dark hair and light eyes. He's wearing glasses this time, and damn, he looks good with a beard. Stiles had almost forgotten that; it's been so long since he's seen him with more than yesterday's stubble.

Marks and Mics by  DLanaDHZ | 70k, Mature | Soulmate AU | @dlanadhz

Hale siblings Derek and Laura have been hired to run security for Stiles Stilinski's music tour. Business as usual, except someone is trying really hard to prove they're incapable and hurt Stiles. Derek finds himself curious about Stiles' bitter attitude and a strange illness that plagues the singer. And on top of that, Derek's soulmate remains elusive.

I Hunt For You With Bloody Feet by CharWright5 | 200k, Explict | SoulmateAU Stillinski Twins | @kitstiles

“Mates don't always mean happy ever after.”

When twenty-year-old born omega werewolf Stiles Stilinski received that cryptic email from his twin brother—who'd been missing for two years exactly—in a language the two of them had made up, his drive to find Stuart is doubled. The search leads him to Oak Creek, the most secured and heavily fortified city in all of California, where he finds that not only is his brother dead, but also the literal alpha of his Dreams in Derek Hale—who just happens to be his twin's Mate and the main suspect in Stiles' eyes. Despite an agreement to fight mutual feelings, the two are still drawn to each other as they try to solve the case themselves, uncovering a plot that goes deeper than the murder of just one wolf.

Hidden Omega by  Akinasky | 107k, Explict | College fic | 

As Stiles leaves for college, he must hide who he really is and then he meets his roommate and likes him ... a lot only there is no chance for him to fill the needs that Stiles has as an Omega. Then he also finds his Alpha, Derek Hale (of course) and they all struggle to find their way and learning more about the special aspects of being an Omega and trying to have a unique relationship that will never be typical especially with Stiles, pushing and bossy Stiles as the Omega.

Fucked Up Like You by  damnfancyscotch | 38k | @damnfancyscotch

The boy was dirty. Very dirty. Most likely from the trap he’d been found in, the leg snare Derek figured, even though Peter hadn’t mentioned what type of trap it was. Mud dried and flaked off in patches on his left forearm, caked into the front of his sleeveless rough-hewn tunic and threadbare pants, up from his bare feet all the way to his knees, a dark streak painting the right side of his neck and continuing up into his clumsily cut brown hair - clearly he’d done it himself with a knife and perhaps no reflective surface, though judging by his appearance, a pond or puddle could have done just fine for him. Derek realized a lot of the spots he assumed to be mud were actually moles that dotted all along the boy’s skin.

Derek watched as the boy studied him back in silence, sitting with his arms wrapped tightly around himself. He stared hard at the crescent-shaped insignia picked out in silver and green sewn onto the dark gray fabric over Derek’s heart, a slight frown wrinkling his brow. The boy had to know about the Hales if he was part of the Argent pack.

“What’s your name?”

“St… Stiles.”

I Could Be Long Gone by  idratherwrite | 26k, Explict | A/B/O-Dynamics | @ashleighblogs

Humans alphas and betas are used to treating human omegas like objects. Stiles and his father have managed to hide for years the fact that Stiles is an omega. When Stiles arrives at Beacon Hills he meets one Scott McCall and his friends and family, who are hiding an even bigger secret.

It's almost everything that Stiles wants.

Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence | 178k, Mature | College AU | @effinlemon |

Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new.

A Princely Claim by  kaistrex (weishen) | 40k, Explict | Royal Stiles | @kaistrex

In a world where werewolves die if they’re unable to Claim their mate and to refuse them is classed as murder, Alpha Derek Hale makes his very public Claim for Crown Prince Stiles of Beacon. The Royal Family are left with no choice but to accept, no matter the Prince’s imminent marriage to Princess Lydia of Kanima, to whom he’s been betrothed since birth. After having already faced the future of one loveless marriage, Prince Stiles is determined to make things with Derek work.

Kaleidoscope by  Vendelin | 54k, Explict | @ljummen

Stiles spends a year before college working at the all-night coffee shop in town. It's nice and quiet, until one dark and brooding Derek starts coming in every morning, ordering coffee so strong that it should not be fit for human consumption. Ever. Stiles tries not to be affected by the mystery guy, but it's not like anything else happens around here, so really, what did you expect? And when he's already in too deep, he realises he might even be in way over his head...

Play Crack the Sky by  WeAreTheCyclones | 122k, Mature | Rock Band AU | @wearethecyclones

Excerpt from “Hale Pulls the Plug on the Future of Rock,” Rolling Stone, Issue 1203 – Oct. 2014 “Fans and music industry vets alike are left reeling in the wake of bassist Derek Hale’s sudden departure from Smokes for Harris. At a time when the foursome from Beacon Hills, California seems to be on the cusp of rock superstardom after just one double platinum record, Smokes has everything to lose.”

Excerpt from “Smokes for Harris: Gladiator,” SPIN.com – Feb. 2015 “Smokes for Harris gives in a little to the pop punk of yesteryear in their sophomore effort, but rather than pandering to fans of a lost era they elevate the genre in a way that hasn’t been seen in quite some time. Frontman Stiles Stilinski works double duty as singer and primary songwriter and proves that he can handle the task even without former bassist Derek Hale."

Grey Rainbow by  LoveActually_rps | 13k, Mature | @loveactually-rps

“Stiles?” Derek glanced at Stiles’ sleeping form. He didn’t even twitch. Derek continued. “If we…” his lips curved in a fond smile, fingers moving to smooth the creases of Stiles’ eyebrows, his voice coming as whisper. “... as in, you and me - If we get a chance someday… any day, to be together, y’know? I wouldn't mind you wooing me with flowers and all that cliched romantic shit. And you can even flirt with me. I approve.” He gazed at Stiles’ calm face for a long while before drifting off into quiet slumber with the sound of Stiles’ soft snoring in the background.

[aka, after pinning for his best friend for four years, Derek learns his teenage crush is easy, but his life isn’t]

Animal Instincts by BlueRunawayMoon | 262k, Explict | 2nd part is NOT FINISHED | @

Things are not going well for Stiles. Not only is he drifting from the pack, but he cant sleep and hardly eats, and its never been more clear to him that being a human leaves him at a major disadvantage. As if things weren't bad enough, he and Malia are on the rocks, and then there is the fact that Derek wants to kill him, of course. Derek, who he dreams about every night. Derek, who is losing control of his inner wolf, when said wolf seems to want Stiles dead.

But because Stiles is the universe's bitch, a new, terrifying and seemingly unbeatable monster arrives in Beacon Hills, and the pack have no idea how to stop it. When people start going crazy and attacking others, the Pack learn the creature is involved somehow. Now, with Stiles life in jeopardy, they must find a way to cure him before its too late.

Slow burn with lots of sexual tension and build up.

*There is a Stiles/Original Character pair up, but end game is Sterek. Pinky promise :) *

Strong Alpha, Strong Pups by  Snare | 7k, Explict | A/B/O -Dynamics | @4fuxake​

Omegas are weak. Stiles is an Omega, but Stiles has magic. Stiles is strong.

Stiles is strong, so Alpha needs to be stronger. Strong Alpha, strong pups.

Stripped & Polished by  Morgana, Winchesterek | 77k, Explict | 

Stiles is 17 and he’s sick of being a virgin. The last two and a half years of trying to get laid by every guy in the school (both straight and gay) haven’t worked out and the time he came onto his long time crush Jackson Whittemore blew up in his face. That was it. He was going to go out to a club and find someone to fuck him and they would be just as good as anyone else he was trying to have sex with. He goes to Jungle to scope out his prospects.

Just to See You Again by  MellytheHun | 15k, Explict | @loserchildhotpants​ 

A sterek college!AU where writing student Stiles specializes in love letters, runs a blog about it and can be commissioned to write love letters on behalf of lovers who are at a loss for words.

He makes some cash, he’s good at what he does (especially when he gets to be a little more explicit in his letters), it pays for his textbooks and that’s all he’s really looking for and life is fine. That is, until someone anonymously commissions him to write a love letter to mathematics student, Derek Hale.

Reach Out by  weathervaanes | 20k, Explict | @weathervaanes

Or, In Which Stiles Falls in Love Twice...With the Same Person

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Stiles sees the flyer on his very last day at Beacon Hills High School. It’s hanging, unassuming, in the hall near the front entrance along with bulletins and other flyers, advertisements, posters for free student concerts, but the fact that the word “sex” is written in a font two times larger than the rest of the page catches his attention.

It’s an advice hotline for a whole range of things, from teenage angst to how to deal with your parents telling you you’re adopted and a whole mess in the middle. Stiles thinks it’s funny, though, that they offer advice on sexuality and sex education. It makes sense on the one hand, since high school sex ed does jack shit for actual learning, but anyone who really wants to know stuff has an infinite source of knowledge right on their phone—the internet.

So it starts off as a joke.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation by  grimm | 118k, Explict | @coyotoqueens

There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.

One life stand by  Vendelin | 84k, Explict | @ljummen

Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.

All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.

Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.

Can’t rely on me by  Littleredridinghunter | 116k | 

Set at the end of season 2, Gerard beats Stiles up, but it's a lot worse than anyone knows.

The pack let him down, that's not really a surprise lately.

When Danny finds Stiles nearly bleeding to death the next day it's the start of a beautiful friendship.

Can the pack make amends before it's too late? Will Stiles ever forgive them for not being there for him when he needed them the most?

[imaginarylifetimes]

Fic Rec Friday  2.4

I have something like 4 fic rec lists open in my tabs right now, and I’m just adding to them! I’m pretty sure I have enough bookmarks to make my own themed rec lists now, maybe I should do that on the off weeks from this?

Anywho, have a great weekend!

Captain America:

the nightmare from which I am trying to awake by Speranza  | 15.9K | E | Bucky/Steve

"You gotta bring him in, Cap." Tony Stark, distant: on speakerphone. "You can come in to me, or you can go to—well, I don't know who else is left. But you gotta bring him in."

*These post-TWS fics are wonderful

Shadowhunters:

A Perfect Arrangement by KouriArashi  | 13.4K | T | Magnus/Alec

To keep the peace between the Shadowhunters and the Downworlders, a treaty designates an intermarriage between the two groups every seven years. Alec isn't exactly happy to be chosen, but then he finds out that his intended is nothing like what anyone expected.

*Love these AUs, and Maryse is the woooooorst

Teen Wolf:

First Born Unicorn by dragon_temeraire  | 1.9K | T | Derek/Stiles

Something mysterious has returned to the preserve, but for once it’s not dangerous.

*Have some fluffy fluff!

Mr. Hale and the Terrible, No Good, Awful Autumn by bleep0bleep  | 5.5K | T | Derek/Stiles

There's a new sheriff in town, and Derek definitely wants to date him. Unfortunately Stiles' son hates Derek's guts.

*Sometimes kids are little shits

maybe then a witch could believe in the moon by kellifer_fic  | 10.7K | T | Derek/Stiles

Okay, I get it. You were just asserting dominance. I can relate to that. I do know Derek.

*Wonky cats make great friends

apparecium by bleep0bleep  | 19.8K | T | Derek/Stiles

Derek is an Auror investigating a cult that hangs out at this new restaurant in Diagon Alley, Roscoe's, when he runs into someone he thought he'd never see again.

Will he be able to stop a rising threat to the wizarding world-- and more importantly, will he be able to make amends with the one who got away?

*This is a great Harry Potter fusion!

The One with the Cat by ravingrevolution  | 29K | T | Derek/Stiles

“You know this would be easier if I could figure out what the hell I even am,” Stiles retorted before he could stop himself.

“We can discuss that, if you’d like,” Deaton said, as glacially calm as he always was.

Stiles sighed, hearing the instruction behind the blandness.

“A druid is a defender,” he recited, “a warlock’s adept at warring, a magician mimics, a wizard hordes wisdom, a mage is a maker, a sorcerer summons, a spark-”

---

Or, Stiles is a magical -something he's still trying to figure out- but it's hard to be a druid's apprentice, act normal despite his epic crush on Derek Hale, and not let his tenuous control of his abilities out him at every turn.

Which is about when a magical cat suddenly decides he's Stiles' familiar. Because of course that's what he needs in his life.

*High School AU with Magical Stiles, Alive Hales, and a cat friend!

The White Hart of Winter by DarkAthena  | 64.9K | E | Derek/Stiles

Sent to marry the Hale Beast Stiles finds himself alone in a castle left to ruin and watched over by Kate Argent, who he thinks is sleeping with his new husband and seems determined to destroy him.

*I just want all of these bodice rippers to be books I can curl up in bed with

Adult Wolf by KouriArashi  | 82.3K | T | Derek & Stiles (pre-slash), Peter/Sheriff Stilinski

As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...

Season one re-telling with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.

*Season two now added!

[wellhalesbells]

self-promo fic meme

tagged by @drgrlfriend​ - thanks, love!!  (holy sheeeeet, it’s been a while since i’ve posted anything???? .... i have finished stuff too, i just have to, like, proof it and i can then, y’know, make it do.  i did not realize how bad i have been slacking!  i haven’t even posted anything THIS YEAR, WHERE THE EFF DOES TIME GO???  anywayyyyyyy)

Rules: Post the first lines of your last 10 fics, and tag 10 people

1. Derek scrapes a knuckle against the bristle on his jaw and waits out the light.

Sinking and Surfacing, Teen Wolf, Sterek, 9.5k

2. The blood sticks.

Anchor’s Away, Teen Wolf, Sterek, 2.5k

3. Stiles meets his future husband on a rather unspectacular Wednesday.

Hibernation Station, Teen Wolf, Sterek, 72.9k

4. Stiles has a bandage slung under his chin like a disembodied helmet strap when Derek first meets him. 

Sevens and Eights, Teen Wolf, Sterek, 10k

5. Stiles glances at the chalk menu above the register.

Prostitute vs. Werewolf [wip], Teen Wolf, Sterek, ~current 12.9k

6. The heavy rain from earlier in the afternoon has transformed the unspoiled banks of snow into an unappealing slush of gray and gravel, and left the sky unhelpfully darker than the hour would suggest.

Stopgap, Teen Wolf, Sterek, 6k

7. Stiles chews on his thumbnail, gaze going shrewd as it tracks a passing mechanic, his grease-splotched hand gripping a wrench the size of Stiles’ ulna.

Pick a Pack of Pestered Puppies, Teen Wolf, Sterek, 14.3k

8. Stiles hadn’t been in Beacon Hills in five years, hadn’t seen Derek in nearly as long, when he got the text:  

New number: (+530) 365-2421

[Hilary Duff Lyric Redacted], Teen Wolf, Sterek, 40k

9. “This isn’t going to work,” Derek mutters from the corner of his mouth, squinting down at the hazy figure of Scott. 

Our Puddle is Deceptively Deep, Teen Wolf, Sterek, 10k

10. “Off to Appalachia?” Ron asked as Harry sank down in his desk chair.

We Might Be Too Old for a Bildungsroman, Harry Potter, Drarry, 21.3k

(since i’m not sure if the wip should count)

11. “This seems—” words like ‘presumptuous’ and ‘in poor taste’ surface before drifting down into the darkness of Will’s mind and he settles on, “expensive.”

Dead Men, Hannibal, Hannigram, <1k

i have no idea who has done this already but uhhhh @urban-barbarian @elirwen @yodas-yo-yo @pale-silver-comb @grimmypuff @anefan @thealmostrhetoricalquestion @clotpolesonly @stileshale @kellifer-k

[nikexiphos]

Sterek Fic Rec

Faint is a medical term by kellifer_fic

A continuation of a Stargate/TW crossover.   Love it.  :)

[paintedrecs]

Fourth set of ten Sterek fic recs!

running through my head | haleofStilesheart ( @hale-of-stiles-heart​ ) | 3,891 | Teen | 2017-07-05

Stiles may have a problem. And it may have something to do with a certain hot jogger by the name of Derek Hale.

The Way To a Man’s Heart is Through His Dog | SylvieW ( @sylvie-w​ ) | 11,429 | Mature | 2016-03-10 to 2016-03-12

Derek brings his dog with him to pick up Laura’s son, Isaac, from daycamp, and develops a crush of one of the counsellors.

Love 'Em How They Take So Long | Leslie_Knope ( @leslieknopeismyspiritanimal​ ) | 13,321 | Explicit | 2016-09-05

Because really, what are the chances that Stiles meets the love of his life in the Olympic Village dining hall?

The Best We Can Hope For | yodasyoyo ( @yodas-yo-yo​ ) | 4,062 | Teen | 2017-05-27

Written for the prompt: Double date at movies with jealous Derek

"She works at Target for fuck’s sake. Target doesn't employ evil supernatural beings. Everyone knows they work at Walmart.”

OR:

Derek goes on a double date with Stiles. It goes about as well as can be expected.

When You're Sleeping | charlesdk ( @halerogers​ ) | 2,624 | Gen | 2016-09-06

Prompt: Person A knows that person B does cute things when A is asleep (plays with their hair, gives forehead kisses, tracing lips, gentle snuggling, draws them, etc). One day person A pretends to be asleep, but ends up being unable to hold back a smile as person B begins displaying their rare affection.

OR Derek has a hard time displaying his affections for Stiles. When Stiles is awake, at least.

Paw-lease | @dapatty​, kellifer_fic ( @kellifer-k ) | 2,135 | Gen | 2017-08-20

Stiles thinks about Scott when it happens, tries to get some, y'know, perspective. He thinks about Scott, that there are worse things that can happen when you get hit with an unexpected dose of something. When the device that had been left behind as a last little screw you by the fae they'd been dealing with blew up in his hands he could've been reduced to tomato paste on the walls.

Instead, he has a tail and little pointy striped tabby ears on the top of his head.

Just a Hobby | @kaistrex​ | 3,014 | Teen | 2017-08-16

Five times Deputy Derek shelters his partner from the supernatural and the one time he discovers he’s just been making a fool of himself.

tell me you're mine (like no one’s watching) | missakwatson ( @sourwolfandlionheart​ ) | 2,894 | Mature | 2017-08-17

Compared to the months his sisters had spent frantically preparing for the wedding, the ceremony seemed to fly by in a sweaty, anxious daze. It felt like only moments passed from when Derek donned his crown and wedding jacket in the early morning to the evening’s festive banquet, where the wine flowed freely and his new husband’s amber eyes sparkled as he regaled the court with tales of his youthful misadventures.

Marrying Stiles wasn’t an inconvenience by any stretch of the imagination, but as Derek paced around his room later that night awaiting his betrothed’s arrival, he realized how woefully little he really knew about the inner workings of Beacon’s crown prince.

In Time Gone By | @raimykeller | 1,029 | Gen | 2017-08-15

Stiles Stilinski is a reporter for The Daily Prophet, who has an assignment to interview Quidditch player and werewolf-rights activist Derek Hale. They both quickly realize their Hogwarts-era crushes on each other weren’t as unrequited as they had thought.

Full Count, Bases Loaded | @eeyore9990 | 4,563 | Teen | 2017-06-29

Playing in the minors, just one phone call away from having every dream come true, means Derek has no time for distractions, no time for fun. He has to bring his A-game every day, during practice and game nights equally. The coaches are always watching and he needs that next ringing phone to be the one calling him up to the majors. He'll have fun when he's catching for the Mets.

But then Stiles Stilinski gets picked up to pitch for the Las Vegas 51s and…

Derek has never had so much fun getting distracted.