#keith hab

[asktherdmcrew03]

*Pico, Keith, Cherry, Nene, Cassandra, and Piconjo walk in and look around*

"Uh... This isn't our house."

*They all look at them*

(Punk):umm..hey..

(Bear): oo~ new pl- I mean vic- I mean friends..*Giggles a bit evily*

(Hab): *Baby babbling*

(Calypso): Teddy do you ever stop threating people..

(Bear): They don't call me a psycho for nothing~ also I only said new friends..what's so threatening about that?~ *Giggles evily again*

*The other three (Hobo Death and Hilda) are quiet*

[laresearchette]

Tuesday, January 23, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES? FATHER BROWN (BritBox) AIRPLANE (Paramount+ Canada) BLUE’S CLUES & YOU (Paramount+ Canada) NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

<b>AMAZON PRIME CANADA</b> KEVIN JAMES: IRREGARDLESS <b>DISNEY + STAR</B> THE LAST REPAIR SHOP

<b>NETFLIX CANADA</b> JACQUELINE NOVAK: GET ON YOUR KNEES

2024 AUSTRALIAN OPEN TENNIS (TSN/TSN4) 7:00pm: Quarterfinals

PWHL HOCKEY (SNEast/SNOntario) 7:00pm: Toronto vs. Ottawa

NHL HOCKEY (SNPacifc) 7:00pm: Stars vs. Red Wings (TSN2/TSN5) 7:00pm: Sens vs. Habs (SN1) 9:00pm: Blues vs. Flames (SNWest) 9:00pm: Blue Jackets vs. Oilers

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN3) 7:30pm: Knicks vs. Nets (SN Now) 8:00pm: Trail Blazers vs. Thunder (TSN3) 10:00pm: Lakers vs. Clippers

THIS HOUR HAS 22 MINUTES (CBC) 8:00pm

MARY MAKES IT EASY (CTV Life) 8:00pm: When You Fish Upon a Star

SON OF A CRITCH (CBC) 8:30pm:  Mark faces bathroom woes; Fox finds herself parenting her brothers; Poppy Bell visits, and family tensions rise.

COMFORT FOOD WITH SPENCER WATTS (CTV Life) 8:30pm:  Spencer makes a jumbo rib sandwich with rainbow slaw, a crispy fried fish sandwich with avocado and a French onion soup inspired smashburger.

ONE MORE TIME (CBC) 9:00pm: After accidentally getting Chris fired from Sports Dynasty, DJ tries to hire him as a security guard for OMT, which creates more problems than he imagined.

RUN THE BURBS (CBC) 9:30pm: Andrew struggles to create a core Canadian memory on the Phams' first cottage getaway.

KRISHNAS: GURUS. KARMA. MURDER (Lifetime Canada) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE):  As Swami Prabhupada expands the Hare Krishna religion across America, renegade disciple Keith Ham rises within the movement; a rebellious devotee disappears.

[whatsaboomlakalaka]

🌿how does creating make you feel?

💎why is writing important to you?

💌share something with us about an up-and-coming work (WIP) that has you excited!

🌿how does creating make you feel?

i answered this one in words already so have some emojis: ✨🥰🙌🤗🫶🎉

💎why is writing important to you?

creative release outside of my day job is VERY important to me and writing and d&d are my favourite types!!

💌share something with us about an up-and-coming work (WIP) that has you excited!

ria ty for letting me gush about my current wip. let's talk about the bridgerchuks. under the read more bc l o l

✨ fic writer asks meme ✨

ok so i mentioned in a previous reply that i'm writing a fic where matthew tkachuk is the eldest of eight so like.... here's a list of all my tkachuks, in age order, including all the ocs bc i love them:

Matthew - my son, not much different to canon but turn that Big Brother Energy up another, oh, 5 notches

Braeden (Brady) - brady also isn't much different, really, i'm not here to change too much up

Aisling (Ash) - here the changes start!! ash is two years younger than brady and was born the summer the family moved to st louis. she's loud and sure of herself and athletic to an extent but not into team sports - she goes to school in california and likes to surf and she's going to be a lawyer

Olena (Lena) - lena came two years later - the summer keith ended up reporting to training camp overweight which like. good reason. so many kids buddy. she's the quiet tkachuk. she likes her alone time more than any of the others and she will carve it out for herself, but she still loves them all fiercely even if she wishes they'd shut the fuck up. she watches everything so she knows a lot about hockey even though she never plays (and eventually will become a hockey scout bc of this)

Ciaran - Twin #1 - ciaran did the thing all the other boys did and went "hockey? ok!" but he did it different and went "shouldn't one of us play d though?" so he's a defenceman. i realised during the draft this year it would have been his year to get drafted to based the team he plays for off the teams who took d men in the higher pick so ya boy's a hab! and excited about it! he loves attention, and did theatre in high school (which is where he met his long term girlfriend who will follow him to montreal after college) and he's passionate and not afraid to speak his mind and stand up for minorities

Madison (Maddie) - Twin #2 - maddie saw her twin playing hockey and went "me too!" and then saw him switch to d and went "erm, no?". matthew and brady will be the first to tell you she's got the best slapshot in the family. she's playing collegiate but we'll see what happens with all the pwhl stuff before i decide what happens with her.

worth noting kieth had a vasectomy after the twins which, erm, did not stick. sorry buddy.

Oleksander (Xander) - xander was a suprise and i realised after building the spreadsheet (of course there's a spreadsheet) that his conception would have been when keith got home after being a playoff rental to the trashers LOL. he plays hockey as a kid bc he feels like he has to, and he's so nervous to admit he doesn't want to but everyone's like.. literally do what you want. why would you play professionally if you don't enjoy it!! so he's gonna go to college and do something DIFFERENT and be so much happier for it

Taryn - taryn is still taryn!! just much younger!! she is born in 2009, so keith's last playing year as he retired post 09-10 season. she's still the baby, still perfect in everyone's eyes. still highly competitive and will go into field hockey.

i went OFF and i'm not even sorry but i love them its nice to release them into the world a little after so long of them living in mine and @puckthisshift's head lol

[whereyoustand]

A Miss Of Medicine

~ZACH KORNFELD~

In the middle of a shoot Zach is supposed to take his medicine but he forgets despite putting reminders on his phone. That’s when he falls and the worst happens. This is what happens...

Zach sighed as he woke up a reminder on his phone to take his medicine at 8:40am. He made a mental note before getting ready for the day. He was up early, 6am to be exact, for a video they were shooting in public. 

Once, the short man arrived on set all of the men greeted one and other before Ned, the dad of the group, asked when it was time for the shortest had to take medicine. Zach merely shook his head, stating it didn’t have to be taken for a couple of hours. Which meant an hour and a half.

Two hours in and Zach already changed into his wildlife gear. He ignored the stabbing pain in his back and put on his backpack that was full of supplies. Once he walked into the room where everyone was setting up. Eugene hugged his friends and then Kieth joined in. Zach winced but then opened his bag. Zach examined the things in his bag. He pulled out a knife, a map and a compass, a flint and steal, a water bottle, and a flair in case of emergencies. His shaking hands put everything back and stood back up.

An hour later all men were transported into the wilderness a couple miles away from each Try Guy. As soon as they were all random places a loud siren went off, and off they were trying to get to the center of the wilderness. 

Zach just pulled out a map and the compass when he looked out a camera.

“Oh my fucking God I can’t even think I’ll be able to do this.” He admitted. “My back is actually really hurting, which isn’t good because I can’t remember if I took my medicine and I’m panicking a bit. My plan is to just get to the center or near someone.” He walked towards the woods but as he got over the hill he saw a river. He turned the camera on himself.

“You’re fucking kidding me?” He exclaimed but then walked down into the river. He luckily managed to get through the river with increasing pain as he stepped through the harsh water. Once he got across the river he almost cried in agony as he collapsed to the floor.  Zach tried to push himself up before collapsing back down. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, ow.” Zach whined. 

He tried getting his bag off and almost collapsed.  “Fuck, I need help. Shit.” The short man continued to whine in absolute pain. His bag come of and he pulled out the flare gun. “Please.” He muttered. “Please fucking get me help.” And somehow, in that moment, with his last pleas for help, his eyes started to close.

Somehow, Keith managed to get to the center first and then Eugene and then Ned. They all congratulated each other and sat down on the bench.

“I guess we now have to wait around for Zach.” Keith said. After five minuets, the coach, Jon, spoke up.

“Is your friend always this slow?” He asked, binoculars out.

“No, usually he’s a few seconds behind.” Eugene answered.

“No-one has ever taken this long before.” Jon muttered. “Which isn’t a good sign.” “Oh fuck.” Keith whispered as Ned bit his finger anxiously.

“We’ll go out to look for him.” Jon said. The boys nodded and all stood up. The boys suddenly hears a shotgun and looked up to see a red dusty substance.

“A flare.” Jon spoke. “That must be your friend, no one else is in this area.” “He’s in trouble.” Ned said in a hushed tone. “He’d only use that if something has actually happened.”

They arrived at the river when the saw a lump in the leaves. The men ran over and saw the passed out Jewish boy.  “Check his pulse.” Ned ordered and Keith took his shaking fingers to Zach’s wrist.

“He’s breathing.” Keith nodded. “We need to get him to the hospital, no one passes out for no reason.” Jon informed. Eugene went to pick up the small man when he suddenly screamed out in pain. Eugene backed of as Zach punched the floor in agony.

“Can you tell us what hurts?” Jon asked reaching towards Zach.

“My, my back.” The boys glanced at each other. “I’m in so much fucking pain. P-please get someone.” “We’re gonna have to get an air ambulance to get him to take the closest hospital.” Jon informed and took out his emergency phone. “You guys get him into more of a comfortable position.” Eugene was the first to move and took Zach’s head and put it on his lap. “Can you calm down for us, Zach?” Ned said loudly over the crying. Both him and Keith took the youngest’s hands.

“Just breathe in and out. Slow and Steady.” Keith said slowly.

“I can’t. It hurts so bad.” Zach whimpered. “Please, I want to die, It hurts so much.”  “No, come on. In through your nose. Out through your mouth.”

The Jew tried it but when he relaxed it, he immediately felt pain shoot through him.

A few minuets later, the helicopter arrived and put Zach into the stretcher. Ned drove the guys to the hospital and waited an hour and a half until Zach was aloud visitors. When they arrived into his room, Zach was asleep peacefully. He had tubes into his arms.

“I thought he took his medicine.” Ned muttered.

“Yeah, well, obviously not!” Eugene replied.

“Shut up, you’re gonna wake him up.” Keith hushed the boys.

“Already up.” Zach groaned, waking up.

“Zach!” The three boys cheered going to hug him but then realizing that doing that was probably a bad idea.

The doctor walked in with a clipboard.

“Mr Kornfeld, as you know, you’ve been diagnosed with Ankylosing Spondylitis. And you were given medicine you have to take twice every month, correct?”

“Yes.” Zach nodded.

“Did you forget to take it at the regular shot? Today or recently?”

“I think I might of forgot today. It’s a bit of a haze.” “Mr Kornfeld, your accident was exactly what it was; an accident.” The doctor smiled. “I’ve heard you’ve had multiple accidents with your condition?” “Not anything major, I had to go to chiropractor when I was 10 and I had to use an ergonomic backpack in middle school. It really restrained me and my abilities.” Zach admitted.

“Well that is a perfectly normal thing for you to go with this condition. You need to remember to take your medicine, to stop when it’s hurting too bad, and you need to stop pushing yourself to limits that aren’t worth it.”

“So what can I do?” Zach mumbled.

“You can do all normal things that you do but you have to take it slow and make sure you breath when things get too hard and tell your co-workers, your friends or anyone.”

“Okay, thank you doctor.” Zach smiled, nodding politely.

“Just doing my job. We’re going to leave you here for a few more examines and then you’re free to go.” The doctor nodded then left.

“I’m sorry for ruining the shoot guys.” The Jew threw his head into his palms and groaned.

“What happened was an accident, you have nothing to be sorry for.” Ned smiled.

“Well, you should’ve taken your medicine.” Eugene mumbled.

“I agree.” Keith spoke. “You should, no matter what, put your heath before anything we do. You can say no.”

“I’m never gonna miss a day of medicine if that’s what I have to go through, fuck.” Zach groaned.

“On the bright side, we got some nice action shots.” Ned joked.

[st-louis]

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - SEPTEMBER 15: Nick Suzuki (L) of the Montreal Canadiens talks with NHL player Keith Yandle, dressed as a golf caddie, at a golf simulator during the 2022 NHL player media tour at Encore Las Vegas on September 15, 2022 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

is this the weirdest crossover event you’ve ever seen or what?

[entity9silvergen]

They’re making the same face. You can’t change my mind.

[coldplayaoi]

jesse st james is sexy in a way a cinnamon raisin bagel is

i've never had a cinnamon raisin bagel but it sounds good and i love jesse so i agree

[slafgoalskybaby]

Matching suits

[pensfan4lfe2]

Then&Now || Keith Kinkaid

[erikkarlsson]

keith kinkaid’s first day as a hab

[laresearchette]

Saturday, November 09, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: SANTA TELL ME (W Network) 8:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? 27TH ANNUAL FAMILY FILM AND TV AWARDS (CBS Feed)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA ONE 169: MALYKHIN VS. REUG REUG (Live Event) TRANSIT

CRAVE TV OGGY AND THE COCKROACHES (Season 6 Premiere) UNSTOPPABLE

NETFLIX CANADA ARCANE (Season 2 Act I)

NHL HOCKEY (SN) 1:00pm: Flames vs. Sabres (TSN3) 3:00pm: Stars vs. Jets (CBC/SN) 7:00pm: Habs vs. Leafs (CityTV/SN Now) 7:00pm: Sens vs. Bruins (CBC/SN) 10:00pm: Oilers vs. Canucks

GRAND SLAM OF CURLING (SN1) 2:00pm: Canadian Open - Women's Quarterfinals (SN1) 6:00pm: Canadian Open - Men's Quarterfinals (SN1) 10:00pm: Canadian Open - Men's & Women's Semifinals

CFL FOOTBALL (TSN/TSN4/TSN5) 3:00pm: Argos vs. Alouettes (TSN/TSN3/TSN4) 6:30pm: Roughriders vs. Blue Bombers

2024 WORLD MEN'S U17 HOCKEY (TSN2) 3:30pm: Bronze Medal (TSN2) 7:30pm: Gold Medal

STAR WARS: EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS (CTV) 7:00pm: Thirty years after the defeat of the Galactic Empire, Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and his young allies face a new threat from the evil Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) and the First Order.

COMING HOME (APTN) 7:00pm: Coming Home (Wanna Icipus Kupi) reveals impacts of the Sixties Scoop, Indigenous resilience and narrative sovereignty.

HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON (Crave) 7:25pm: Inside his book, Harold can make anything come to life simply by drawing it. After he grows up and draws himself off the book's pages and into the real world, he learns his trusty crayon can set off more hilarious hijinks than he thought possible.

A HARVEST HOMECOMING (CTV Life) 8:00pm: A teacher returns home to help at the family cider mill, where he meets the new marketing manager and finds a new class of students to mentor.

MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE (Lifetime Canada) 8:00pm: When a customer service rep for a bank bends the rules to help a client, she quickly finds out he's not who he claims to be. As she frantically tries to set things right, the caller becomes more menacing and threatening.

CRYSTAL CITY (Out TV) 9:00pm: Filmmaker Terrence Crawford explores the epidemic of crystal meth addiction in the gay community in New York City.

THE VOYEURS (Crave) 9:00pm: Innocent curiosity turns into full-blown obsession when a young Montreal couple spy on their eccentric neighbors across the street.

BARGAIN BLOCK: NEW ORLEANS (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Armed with experience of flipping decrepit houses, Keith and Evan expand their business and renovate a dilapidated duplex.

A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS (CTV Life) 10:00pm: Ralphie reconnects with old friends when he returns to his childhood home in Indiana to give his kids a magical Christmas like the one he had growing up.

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 10:30pm: Raptors vs. Clippers

THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING (Crave) 11:00pm: While attending a conference in Istanbul, Dr. Alithea Binnie happens to encounter a djinn who offers her three wishes in exchange for his freedom. Eventually, she's beguiled and makes a wish that surprises them both.

DON’T WORRY DARLING (CTV) 1:00am: Alice and Jack live in Victory, an experimental company town that houses the men who work on a top-secret project. However, when cracks in her seemingly idyllic life begin to appear, Alice suspects something sinister is lurking below the surface.

[ryans-shaniac]

cinematic parallels

[st-louis]

phi @ mtl 12/16/21 | nick steal & carter save

[hockey-butts-are-best-butts]

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) NHLers

Strengths: Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional

Weaknesses: Moody, pessimistic, suspicious, insecure

Connor Brown (Leafs) . Andrew Shaw (Habs) . Duncan Keith (Hawks)

Jaden Schwartz (Blues) . Joe Thornton (Sharks) . Jamie Benn (Stars)

Joe Pavelski (Sharks) . J. T. Brown (Lightning) . Zach Bogosian (Sabres)

[slafgoalskybaby]

some celebrations

[jimothystu]

Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better

Thank you Em!! (@frostysfrenzy)

Name: Jennifer

Sign: Taurus

Height: 5'5"ish

Time: 12:41pm

Birthday: April 25

Favourite band/artists: 5 Seconds of Summer, Keith Urban, Barenaked Ladies, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Imagine Dragons

Last movie: I don't remember lol. I don't watch a lot of movies. Well, okay technically my grandmother showed me some of an Elvis Presley movie yesterday but only a few scenes lol

Last show: The Orville

When I created this blog: Uhhh, fall of 2013 I believe

What I post: A smorgasbord of stuff. Baseball (mainly the Blue Jays), hockey (Habs, Leafs, Sens, Pens, Flames, Jets, Pens, Avs...), Star Trek, The Orville, and sometimes other fandoms like Star Wars and Mash. Also random stuff.

Last thing I googled: How to spell smorgasbord lmfao

Other blogs: @starfleetimagines for my Star Trek fanfictions and @watercolourwhimsy for my art!

Do I get asks: Mostly the asks I get are fanfic requests, but sometimes I get others :)

Following: 120

Average hours of sleep: Well, currently it's like... 9 or 10 because I have the summer off. But usually it's about 7-8

Instruments: Guitar (though I'm very rusty) and the ukulele!

What I'm wearing: Uhh. A grey nightgown with white French bulldogs on it because I'm still in bed drinking my coffee lmao

Dream job: An author and a copyeditor!

Dream trip: I would love to go to New Zealand and see Hobbiton, but I also really want to explore around Canada more! Like, I would love to go to Banff. I also really want to go RVing around the Maritimes some day (preferably with a boyfriend lol).

Nationality: Canadian

Favourite songs: So many... Currently, Drunk (And I Don't Wanna Go Home) by Elle King, Livin' On the Run by Scott Grimes, Music For a Sushi Restaurant by Harry Styles, THATS WHAT I WANT by Lil Nas X, Something to Someone by Dermot Kennedy, America's Sweetheart by Elle King, and Buy Dirt by Jordan Davis and Luke Bryan

Last book I read: Last book I finished was Echoes and Empire by Morgan Rhodes, the book I'm currently reading is Building Her Amish Dream by Jo Ann Brown

3 fiction universes I'd live in: Star Trek, Shadowhunters, and Middle Earth

Tagging (definitely not 20 lol): @zackcollins @donttelltheelff @lam-ila @make-me-imagine @cuttergauth @laurenairay @prisa24 @introvertedperson16 @staal-eric