#keith and Jenna

[cuppa-chai-chatter]

I stg if they don't bring back Keith and Jenna for some brand new, rookie, other Leverage team is showing them the ropes job, I'm gonna be so SAD.

Keith has really big "little guy" energy. Bring him back. He is babie. Jenna's cool too but KEITH

anyway I'm attached

[faorism]

fic of hurley onboarding keith and jenna when

[skkortysoup]

hmm

[farkenshnoffingottom]

Okay the montage of the leverage crew removing obstacles as an oblivious Jenna walks up to Hogan's office and tries to crack the safe is hilarious

"How random is that?" Lol

[userlaylivia]

@maya-matlin, @hydesjackiespuddinpop, @terrilynn88, @madscline

[greenlighted]

i just remembered that eugene left the try guys so now they're not even tre tri guys anymore (which is like SO okay omg) and it does make me sad to see both ned and eugene go (for wildly different reasons, of course, but like both reasons contribute to the main point (and also both of those reasons are my own issues to deal with, not theirs - they have no obligation to make decisions regarding the prioritization of their personal life based on the emotions of their fanbase)). but the constant unrest in all of these subconsciously developed parasocial relationships ive found myself in is like actually so fucking much to process? like jenna marbles last video felt like saying goodbye to my best friend with all the love in my heart and then never seeing her again (i saw her wedding photos and it made me want to cry. i am so happy she's happy and healing and i wish her nothing but the best). but having to let go and mourm the loss of all of these relationships (the good and the bad ones) and process everything that comes with it is so overwhelming (which, again, is like not their issue - i am the only one with any deep emotional devotion to this relationship (not to say that these online personalities can't have genuine care for their audience, because they totally can, but its literally impossible for them to constantly be expected to develop and nurture connections with each an every single one of their fans on a persom level and they also have like literally no obligation to either. the loss of this relationship will literally give me emotions that ill have to bring up to my therapist while they literally do not even know i exist at all and that is entirely my own issue to process and heal from).

[moss-sprouted]

i think after all thats happened on youtube with every youtuber ive loved spanning over a decade, my sanity is really hinging on Rhett and Link continuing to be decent reliable men who continue to contribute to the internet in some way for a while

theyre my emotional support old guys on the internet now, and the universe is not allowed to do ANYTHING to jeopardize that

i would truly break

[ferretrade]

i saw people saying the belly of the beast job might be the best leverage redemption episode and GOD UR RIGHT what an amazing ep

[airshipvalentine]

newest leverage redemption episode was SO FUCKING GOOD. absolutely one of my favorites of all time

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im sorry - i know this is supposed to be symbolic or smthg

but Chase falling down and kept eating shit for more than 6 secs CRACKS ME UP

They're all rolling in circles

[deep-hearts-core]

the leverage outsider pov episode is SO good

[adamwatchesmovies]

Against the Dark (2009)

Even a die-hard Steven Seagal film with a major brain injury would have difficulty enjoying Against the Dark. Debilitatingly cheap, poorly acted, often directionless and slow, the most interesting thing about this movie is a single, head-scratching entry in the end credits.

A disease has ravaged humanity and turned nearly everyone into blood-thirsty flesh-eaters. Tao (Seagal) is the leader of a group of hunters who prowl the streets looking for the infected, which they take out using their edged weapons. A group of survivors is hiding inside a hospital. Can the hunters rescue them before the military is forced to drop bombs on the building?

The first and most puzzling issue with this film is its monsters. It’s pretty obvious the script originally called for them to be zombies. They mindlessly attack people, often in packs, there are plenty of scenes of them tearing people apart and eating their guts or taking big bites out of human flesh. At some point during the production, someone (probably Seagal, who I hear is difficult to work with) said “I don’t like zombies; make them vampires instead”. This led to some hasty rewrites and reshoots. In some scenes, the creatures are too dumb to open doors. In others, they’re filing their teeth to points and hanging their victims upside down so they can collect their blood. There are further attempts to make them different from the undead ghouls they were clearly meant to be with some references to I Am Legend that make no sense. Someone says something along the lines of “Are they the monsters, or are we?” That line doesn’t work when there are plenty of people and the survivors are being literally torn to pieces by mindless, razor-toothed mobs.

The film is packed full of scenes in which monsters have to be very quiet so they can sneak up on someone. Once they're within range, they suddenly forget their previously displayed “intelligence”. You won’t care about the characters. You certainly won’t be scared. In theory, there is a ticking clock that should add some excitement: Keith David plays Lieutenant Colonel Wyaters, who wants to drop bombs on the zombie/vampire-infested neighborhood as soon as the sun rises - presumably because the monsters will be asleep at that time - but if he does before our survivors can escape/are rescued by Tao and his posse, they’ll all die. The problem is that you never understand the urgency. Can’t they just wait until the civilians and monster hunters leave?

If, for unexplainable reasons, you’re coming into this movie eager to see Seagal, prepare to be even more disappointed than zombie fans. It takes an eternity for the 80's "icon" to show up. I began wondering if all of his footage had been shot separately and was getting spliced in, possibly explaining the obvious rewrites, when finally, he makes his entry. Will you be satisfied with the results? I doubt it. The action scenes are “fine” at best. They certainly aren’t exciting or memorable. Seagal’s acting chops haven’t improved over the years and his reluctance/inability to perform stunts like he used to make Against the Dark scream “I needed the money, ok?!”.

Finally, we come to the point where we talk about the one thing this movie does that’s interesting. I blasted Steven Seagal pretty harshly and you might think he doesn’t deserve it but I disagree. Look closely at the end credits and you’ll see that Tao’s voice wasn’t provided by Seagal at all. It was provided by Alan O’Silva (as Alin Olteanu). How many of his lines? I couldn’t tell you but it seems Seagal either mumbled his lines so badly no one could understand them or he just couldn’t/wouldn’t come back for the post-production recordings. Either way, I’ve never seen such a thing before. It’s not much but in a movie like this, where there’s nothing else to interest you, it's a defining moment.

Against the Dark is instantly forgettable, which actually works in its favor. This has all the markings of a zero-star movie. The special effects are terrible, the performances come from people who know how bad the script is, the story can’t make up its mind and the film is cheap (pay attention to the ceiling tiles in those corridors and you’ll notice how frequently the production is dressing up the same location to look like a completely different place). Even if all those had been executed professionally, there isn’t anything here you haven’t seen before. Despite this, this film by Richard Crudo and written by Matthew Klickstein never becomes worthy of hatred. It’s too pathetic for any strong emotions - for better, and for worse. (February 17, 2023)

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i remember in 2018 a bunch of ppl started saying that sheith are so jenna/julien coded it fundamentally changed the way i watched jenna marbles videos because they were so right i just couldnt un-see it..... to this day i watch her videos and think about keith and shiro its so insane and mentally ill of me but i just have so much fun inside my head TT thats literally what sheith is especially when they baby any of their dogs. thats kosmo 

[horrorfan985]

Ti West's X (2022)

Artwork by Keith G Designs

[chaoschenoo]

I decided to finally make a cover for the full C'est le Vie, C'est le Guerre series.

Some coverart for a fic I'm working on.

[tall-slim-teapot]

Fantasy high ✨fan cast✨

Because I have nothing better to do.

Kiernan Shipka as Adaine Abernant

Liv Hewson as Kristen Applebees

Jenna Ortega as Fig Faeth

Jordan Fisher as Fabian Seacaster

Austin Abrams as Riz Gukgak

Keir Gilchrist as Gorgug Thistlespring

And as a bonus: Matthew Lillard as Gilear and Keith David as Principal Augefort.

Anyway, who’s excited for junior year 🎉🎉🎉