#kei's rambling

[solasfreckles]

I open Inquisition. I start new playthrough. Varric shows up. I cry. I close the game.

[ventique18]

The USA: Fighting for their future this election day

The rest of the world:

US players don't forget to log in and say happy birthday Jade and Floyd before heading out

[ghostyypawzz]

[suiana]

just a thought but imagine jirai kei bf before u start dating him ☝️

yandere! jirai kei bf who would literally curse the whole world just to be with you. he's the type of guy to go "on EVERYONE'S soul I'll be dating y/n by 2026" and actually tweak out (maybe even start a world war) if you reject him.

"on EVERYBODY'S life i will get into a relationship with them."

"erm???" <- some random person btw

"if i fumble you ALL go down with me."

yeah, i dont know if it's obvious to you but he's willing to bet everything on you. 'all in on red' ahhh reaction 🎰 anyway that's not the important part. the important part is that he looks CUTE doing it so to be honest, does it really matter if he tweaks out???

"be honest right now, you think I'm cute right?"

"well i guess... btw who even are you-"

"good, we're dating now ☺️"

"no???"

he's batshit insane. did i mention that? he's crazy. like genuinely crazy. thats why he's... a landmine, isn't he??? like??? erm... #delusion

at least he has good fashion taste too??? cute and good fashion taste??? haha that's definitely enough to make up for him taking over your life and ruining everything, right?

"bro you need to get out like right now."

"but i belong here?"

"I don't even know your NAME"

"so?"

he's so annoying. so annoying that you ended up dating him actually. yeah, bad idea. but what were you supposed to do? it's not like you could just destroy his shrine for you and toss all his makeup and cute fits into the bin...

"darling! have you seen my stuff? i just can't seem to find them anywhere��️"

"yeah i threw them out."

"..?"

[daisysmalia]

Every time I see someone recommend skipping 911 season 1 and just starting with season 2 an angel loses its wings 😔

[sunny1sdead]

No I am not obsessively checking to see if you posted… why would I do that haha….

[cosmicdenro]

something something the illegal street racers have now switched to being bikers and Bumblebee and Prowl decide to take part (the Race comic lives in my head rent free. the universe must let prowl give into more silliness and sassiness) as a teamwork exercise but things get out of control. possibly cuz of it again being a rigged deathly racing..

also V

cute as hell. what are you worried about prowl. he's the one getting attention. not you. smiles

[tigeristired]

minecraft being a game where death can mean nothing allows for people to make characters that make death mean everything

[rottingbinnyu]

I found this while scrolling pinterest and... Did you know we Jirais are FORCING mental illness, because that is definitely how mental illnesses work?

(I'm not sure if this is old or new, but I got a good laugh out of it, so I just have to share this here)

[risestarkiss]

Rise Ramblings #265

Well that explains this:

...and possibly this?

[solasfreckles]

Thinking about Solavellan at 12am:

[fiveminuterice]

my shining star, when will he come home :(

[ghostyypawzz]

“i love all my fans <33” i say to my non-existent fans

[suiana]

omg guys!!! i've been thinking about it but like yandere! jirai kei bf >>___<<

he wears pretty clothes and has all these super cool fashion stuff! he has a really cute sense of fashion and is an absolute pretty boy!!! bro is actually loaded with money too and loves to buy you cute plushies so u and him can match :3

unfortunately he's also a bit crazy!

YOU: haha bae ur so funny im gonna go sleep now

mentalhospitalpatient#69: ok babe good night ❤️

5 minutes later

mentalhospitalpatient#69: baby how could u not invite me to sleep with you? r u cheating on me? do u want me to die? u know how much u mean to me i cant believe this im going to breaki into ur house and explode

yeah hes an absolute landmine. u remember there was one time where u didn't say u loved him and he went batshit ballistic CRAZY

YOU: lol ok see u later

mentalhospitalpatient#69: yay >w< see u later bby!! i love u!!

seen at 14:23

mentalhospitalpatient#69: okay i see how it is u dont love me anymore is that it? u hate me? i knew u never liked me i shouldve just gone the kidnapping route n made u mine that way ud never lose feelings for me. the normal route was too risky i cant believe that i actually thought things would work out for once but

YOU: what the fuck vro

YOU: i love u now chill damn

mentalhospitalpatient#69: okay❤️ yay❤️

mentalhospitalpatient#69: actually no why did u speak to me in that tone i knew u hated me im going to burn your house down

you can't believe ur dating someone like him. you know that he overthinks a lot and is... unhealthily attached to you but seriously?? he can't go 5 minutes without a fraction of your time and it's actually making you crazy.

if it weren't for that monstrous dick and his pretty face you probably would have shoved him into the mental hospital.

actually he'd just break out.

"wtf what r u doing here bro u should be in the mental hospital???"

"yeah i broke out because i missed you <3"

...you swear one of these days he's actually gonna act on his words. and when that day comes you'll probably explode and die. stupid boyfriend. you're gonna throw him into the ocean.

[temeyes]

boyish smile

[tangramkey]

i love my Basketbot Portal AU