#but i woke up thinking about this mfer........ and i was inspired.........

[temeyes]

boyish smile

[aiyshaaa]

｡𖦹°‧ ࣪ ˖ SEASON ONE MOYTC - MESSY 1TH YEARS TO CHAOS

──── ⭒␥ - All first years deiced to hang and make a group chat to chat, who knew it would cause messy to chaos ? ⭒ ␥ ˚ ‧ ࣪

𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂 inspired by SAKUSA FAV please check out her channel !

EP : BAD BLOOD

themes : angst , fluff

warning: cheating , mention of making outs , fights , etc

a/n : soon I saw hers i fell inlove with series chat pls check it out !! >:( anyways yeah um.. ima start a series also cause 1st years look like they would be mad messy... might do 2nd years and 3rd years too omg.. 😼.. anyways yeah ty for joining this series and comment how much eps this should have !

divider by @jimzittos

shoyo named gc Volleyballors !! 😛🤤🏐🏐

kunimi !! : .

yachi !! : bro is a little.. freaky..

runa !! : yachi... :(

tadashi !! : okay but what you want shoyo im trying to get goods night rest

shoyo !! : you ain't gonna get it anyway so listen 😆

bessho !! : damn

shoyo !! : anyways!! kindachi we gonna fight.

kuguri !! : dawg its 2am what uyou abt to beef over fo 😕

riseki !! : just woke up due yall first messgs rhats happeing nw 🫤

shoyo !! : no cause im gonna rock kindaichi's shit.

kindaichi !! is online

kindaichi !! : i was eatin five guys what

acchan !! : AT 2AM?

shuichi !! : nahhh crazy five guys is mad messy

kai !! : ong.. after seeing shiki eat one burger from five guys durin practice um.. lets just say lil bro did not get off the toilet..!

inuoka !! : HELLO??

goshiki !! : WHAT IS YOUI SPREADIG MY BUNIESS FOR??

kai !! : kust saying..

koganegawa !! : you didn't have to spill my pookies info bro >:(

sakunami !! : I thought i was yo pookie kogane :(

koganegawa !! : you are >:)

goshiki !! : .

tsukishima !! : the envy is everywhere

goshiki !! : stfu. got a crush on a look a-like keroppi head ahh

inuoka !! : HELLO KITTY RERF?!?!?/11//1

yusho !! : HELLO KITTY>>>>

himekawa !! : RSSS >>>

kunimi !! : Anyways!!! shoyo give me a reason why you gonan fight kindaichi??

shoyo !! : mfer though he was slick

kindaichi !! : abt whaty??

shoyo !! : to think I didn't know about u being is a relationship eith kageyma snd shit

teshiro !! : oh thats not..

kunimi !! : what the dfuck.

kindachi !! : um.

kindaichi went offline

shoyo !! : GET YOUR FU KIGN ASS BACKG ONLIE FUCKING PUSSTY CTY

lev !! : shoyo calm down, how did you even hear abt this anywy

himekawa !! : .. can i say tjat i found them kssing at the park?

tsuyoshi !! : oh???

tadashi !! : @ kageyama

kageyama came online

kageyama !! : .

tadashi !! : come outside rn

kageyama !! : why

tadashi !! : we gonan fight thats fucking why you cheatter ass bitvh

tadashi went offline

yachi !! : OH M Y GOD TADS NO 😶

yachi went offline

kageyama !! : shoyo im sorry

shoyo!! : fuckinh shut it kageyaam

shoyo went offline

kunimi !! : @ kindaichi be mfing ready fro me coming to yo house and make you chock on you shit

kunimi went offline

natsuke !! : oh shit...

runa !! : so er... bad time to say i love Taylor swift..?

shuichi !! : UMM??? YES..?? MAAM THIS A DARK MOMENT RIGHT HERE ER

runa !! : IK JUST TRYING TO UYM LIGHTOI THE MOOD

chiyaya !! : NAD FAILED M..

runa !! : STOP..

bessho !! : okay but honestly tobio you fucked up. and kindaichi. that was messed up

tsukishima !! : yeah wtf

kageyama !! : we didn't mean to make out! he was trying to help me wityh something i swear

kai !! : still wrong though??? we idc if it was a mistake that was fucking wrong. should've stopped

acchan !! : exactly.

kuguri !! : even though i barely know you thats srsly disgusting lost respect for u man

sakunami !! : yeah, you and kindaichi was NAWTT on my bingo card

goshiki !! : ^ ong

lev !! : we can't kick you so we have to wait for shoyo to choose to dp or no so..

shibayama !! : im just gonan log off... um.. see you at practice tmmr inuoka.

shibayama went offline

inuoka !! : yeah same gn..

inuoka went offline

everyone - kageyama and acchan went offline

acchan !! : when I see you, its on sight hoe

acchan went offline

kaeyama !! : ...

kageyama went offline

Shoyo was crying in his room after shutting his phone off, he wanted to punch kageyama so bad to the point his fist and kageyama face bleeds. Why? He thought, "did I not pleasure him enough? Did I not help him enough with past trauma?" He thought more as he crumbed in a ball on his bed crying. Why did he go back to him? He's the one who made you feel fucking insecure during middle school all those years and made the nickname that annoyed you so much so why Kageyama? "Did you have to do this..? I was thinkin you could be trusted.." He cried and weepered his tears till falling asleep knocked out.

with Kunimi

Kunimi was in bed in the covers trying not to cry, he wanted to walk to Kindaichi's house and hit him so much. He thought the same. "Why did you go back to him. You hated him and made that stupid nickname." He looked at his phone to see it was 3:23am, he closed his phone and started to charge it in the charge cable. He thought "Did you have to ruin.. what was shiny now it's all rusted..?" He fell asleep after that, he just wished it was all a dream.

divider by @yoonitos

Monday, 05 - 2013

... ep 2...?

[hellsbellschime]

The thought process of these people must be fascinating. Here’s how I see it:

1. find the bad thing™️ someone said about blorbo;

2. since you are one with blorbo, the bad thing™️ is now a personal attack and a hate crime;

3. rationalise by convincing yourself OP is 𝔥𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪;

4. make sure that OP is 𝔥𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪 by reading their post on a sensitive topic for 0.5 seconds (‘nuance’ is a centrist dogwhistle);

5. conjure up a list of sins based on what you picked out (be imaginative);

6. harass, rage vomit, and slur away. let it aaaaall out. when the target is 𝔥𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪, nothing is off limits. you’re a defender, a warrior on a quest for justice, the voice of the unheard.

Done! Marginalised people of the world praise you for your hard work ✨ (sorry this got long lmao)

LOL I don't know if you're the OG blorbo anon or just inspired by the OG blorbo anon, but I need you to understand that I woke up at like 5am and when I open my inbox I always scroll down to the newest post, so that first anon I got was SO CONFUSING got me like this mfer here

I think I literally read the sentence "Excuse me, why aren’t you using global political issues to harass people who don’t like your blorbos?" like eight times wondering if I suddenly no longer comprehended English before I figured out this must be a reference to something I did not understand yet.

And you're also not wrong, this defo seems to be the instruction manual for being a kooky stan, although honestly given the absurd number of posts and asks I have in my history I'm lowkey impressed that they managed to find such obscure shit so fast.