#kei x kai

[sirhamburrger]

hello, it is me, stellar! omg omg i love your writing event concept!

anyways, here are my top five from wheel 1: tsukishima, akaashi, kita, kuroo, daichi

then here are my top five from wheel 2 (omg i hope i understood the instructions correctly): lipstick marks on shirt collars, rolled-up shirtsleeves, flushed cheeks, a calloused palm against a soft cheek, warm sheets on cold skin

aaaaand the additional specifications: fluff, gn!reader, 2nd person, reader pov

thank you and i look forward to what you write! <3 •ᴗ•

game one, the treasury’s romance roulette (borders by @cafekitsune)

congratulations, player @stellar-headquarters, for completing the game! your matchup is... the (initially) mocking and aloof tsukishima kei, with your interactions centred around rolled-up shirtsleeves. now presenting...

sleeves (tsukishima x gn!reader) || wc: 844

you first see kei tsukishima roll his sleeves up in the autumn of 2003. you’re seven years old at the playground, and you’ve just scraped your knee on the ground. tadashi’s run home to get a plaster, so it's just you and the freakishly tall kid who more often than not comes off as standoffish.

tears prick at your eyes as the sting sets in, and you dab at them with the sleeve of your oversized fleece jacket. kei crouches nearby, his lanky frame awkward against the small jungle gym.

“stop crying,” he says bluntly.

“shut up,” you shoot back, because it’s the best rebuttal you, as a seven-year-old, can come up with. ignoring your protests, he pulls you to your feet, dragging you along to the water hose fitted at a corner of the playground.

in the nick of time, you realize what he plans to do.

“no!” you shriek. “it’s gonna hurt!”

with a sigh that feels too heavy for someone his age, he pushes up the sleeves of his sweater, revealing pale forearms that catch the slanted light of the setting sun. “if you don’t clean your wound, you’ll get an infection,” he says impatiently, as if he’s talking to a three-year-old. it makes you feel small. but he’s right.

so you simply grit your teeth and wince as cool water washes over your wounds, stinging your skin with pinpricks of hurt. you blink your tears away defiantly when he looks over at you, water cupped in his hands, to see how you’re holding up.

“all done,” he says after a short while. you exhale, thankful. “take this and dab your leg dry. gently.”

you sniffle, take the handkerchief, and mumble a quiet “thanks.” he says nothing else, standing stiffly by until tadashi returns.

it’s a chilly afternoon in early spring when you see him do it again, this time in the school garden. you're seventeen now, and kei is taller than ever - his tongue is also sharper than ever. you’re tending to the flower beds as part of your gardening club duties, and he’s there, having been begrudgingly roped in by tadashi.

“you’re doing it wrong,” he mutters, watching you struggle with a stubborn weed.

you glare up at him, sweat dotting your forehead. “help me, then, if you’ve got so much to say.”

he exhales sharply, like it’s the greatest inconvenience in the world, and steps closer. he shrugs off his club jacket, tossing it over a nearby bench, and rolls up the sleeves of his uniform shirt.

you hand him the small spade and look on as he kneels beside you. or more accurately, you look at his arms. pale as ever, but they've grown toned from volleyball practice. scars dot his forearms, no doubt from the monstrous spikes you've seen him block. his hands, large with slender fingers.

you wonder how they'd feel, laced with your own.

“see? like this,” he says, deftly loosening the soil around the weed before pulling it out in one smooth motion. frazzled, you snap back into the moment as he tosses it aside and looks at you, smirking faintly. “it's not that hard.”

you grumble under your breath but feel the corners of your lips twitch upward despite yourself.

“yeah, yeah, okay.”

by the summer you’re both twenty-two, he’s yours, and you’re his.

the picnic had been his idea, which surprised you. the sun is high, the sky clear, and the air sticky with midsummer heat. you sit on a checkered blanket spread out beneath a towering oak tree, the remnants of your shared lunch scattered between you.

kei leans back on one arm, the other hand working to unroll his sleeves. he’s wearing a simple linen shirt, the fabric light but not enough to fend off the heat entirely.

“hot?” you ask, trying not to laugh at the slight grimace on his face.

“obviously,” he deadpans, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. he rolls his sleeves up to his elbows, revealing forearms with indents from his athletic compression sleeves. more toned than before. more scars than before.

but now you don't have to simply wish that you were holding his hand, and you don’t bother hiding your gaze any more. you’ve seen this gesture a hundred times before, but now, with the summer breeze brushing through his hair and the warmth of him beside you, it feels different, intimate.

he notices you staring and raises a blond eyebrow. “what?”

you grin, reaching out to run a finger lightly over his forearm. “nothing, just thinking about how annoyingly handsome you are.”

he scoffs, cheeks tinged pink, but there’s no hiding the tiny smirk playing at his lips. “you’re weird.”

“and you love me for it,” you shoot back, leaning into his side.

his smirk softens into a genuine smile, and he leans down to press a kiss to your temple. “yeah, i do.”

and for a moment, your little world is peaceful - perfect, even, with him in it.

best regards, the treasury office.

a/n: i’m currently overseas but as far as ik it’s about 2am in the phillipines (and singapore too!! as far as i know you’re the only mutual i share a timezone with) anyways i hope you wake up to this and love it!! excited for your krsn writing event as well <3

[t-horn-n]

v. haikyuu masterlist

— masterlist navigation.

— various

scenario : scaredy cat : fluff

what they do when you’re scared during a movie.  ft. k. tetsurou, k. kozume, t. oikawa, w. ushijima, y. nishinoya

scenario : the little things : fluff 

the little things they do for you.  ft. k. tsukishima, k. akaashi, k. sugawara, t. kageyama, y. nishinoya 

headcannon : christmas crimes : fluff 

someone thought it was a good idea to host a gingerbread making contest.  ft. tobio kageyama, yu nishinoya, kei tsukishima, koshi sugawara, kenma kozume, kentaro kyotani

— tobio kageyama

oneshot : raven : fluff

kageyama is not the only one who knows how to rule a court. 

— yu nishinoya

headcannon : censored : fluff

as someone who has chosen not to curse, you find it all too amusing censoring your boyfriend’s colourful vocabulary. 

oneshot : fun sized : fluff

nishinoya has finally encountered someone shorter than him and he sees you for what you are: a fun-sized blessing. 

oneshot : camping with karasuno : fluff

camping could be relaxing… if you didn’t have a nishinoya. 

drabble : neck pains : fluff

nishinoya doesn’t want your neck to be sore.  

— nobuyuki kai

headcannon : sucker : fluff

request from @andrealp “alright can I request a simp for nobuyuki?” 

— mao aihara

headcannon : brownies? : fluff

request from @andrealp “Can you do mao aihara. Can you be the one who decides on what prompt for mao aihara?” 

— kenma kozume

oneshot : pocky : fluff

two of the quietest people on earth bring out the loud in each other over pocky. 

oneshot : rings of string : fluff

the things you do when both you and kenma seem to have the memory of a goldfish. 

— kei tsukishima

oneshot : you look like you have a headache : fluff

your first meeting with tsukishima was bizarre to say the least, but it’s tsukishima we’re talking about. 

drabble : anniversary : fluff

you’ve got a long track record of forgetting things and that’s why tsukishima thinks you forgot your anniversary, but you’ve got yourself covered. 

drabble : midnight love : fluff 

it’s the moments where you’re surrounded by nothing but the flashing lights of the cars next to you and the inky black of the night where you truly find sublime happiness. 

— tsutomu goshiki

drabble : delighted : fluff

request from anon “for haikyuu, can i request a simp for shirabu or goshiki ? thank youu (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ”

— masterlist navigation.

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

Made this one after seeing @joeyrecalde's tiktok on a compilation.

First Ajin post!! :D

[martianbugsbunny]

if nobody else is going to ship the Chrétien de Troyes version of Sir Gawain and Sir Kei then I will

[envythemouse]

Day 1 of rewatching ajin (ep 1-4)

Kei is way more empathetic than I remember, might be because I always rewatched the episodes wherein he's colder.

"But, wait, if he crashes at this speed, that guy will probably die."

This dude is out for your head and you're worried about accidentally killing him?

"I'm more worried about you, Kai."

Anyone notice how Kei acts way more vulnerable around Kai? No wonder people ship them so hard... Kai is the literal sun, guys. Finds out his childhood friend is in danger and doesn't think twice about going on the run together. The way he beat up all the guys out for Kei's blood with no hesitation? That's love, right there.

"I want to live a quiet, normal life."

"Run, Eriko! A ghost is coming!"

Did you see the way Kei tried to shield his sister with his own body?

He's so much softer than I remember and I think now I ship him with Kai even more...

Kei's sister is weird. She witnesses multiple people getting brutally murdered in front of her, gets kidnapped by the murderers and when they hand her a business card saying they're good guys she just believes them??

Also why does the song at the end of every episode sound like a love song... *cough* Keikai's love song.

[u914g]

decora hueningkai

[lemondragoncheesecake]

General Kai x Reader: Breathtaker

Warning: Mild breath play, degradation, chain bondage, throat fucking, rough oral

Author's Note/Disclaimer: I've never written breath play before. This was just a naughty idea I had that turned into a drabble, so if there are inaccuracies I apologize in advance, don't be afraid to correct me (gently) in the notes, and please know I don't condone any actual unsafe practices. This is just how I feel canon Kai would be in this sort of situation- but PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT.

That being said, enjoy~!

Kai is a Spirit Warrior: he doesn't need to breathe. Unfortunately, he may have forgotten that you do.

He has your head in a rough grip in one hand, the other pulling the chains wrapped around you taut. They were almost cutting into your skin, keeping your arms pinned helplessly at your sides and your ribcage restricted to short breaths- and those were rare, when you could manage to catch one.

All you could hear was Kai's soft grunts and moans as a background ambiance to the cacophony of your own gagging and the sloppy, overlapping sounds of his drenched cock sliding in and out of your throat. He was rough and fast, mercilessly slamming his hips into your face, never giving you a moment to breathe. Your lungs were beginning to feel the strain.

Stinging filled your entire ribcage. Your oxygen starved lungs were screaming for a breath, darkness was beginning to close in around the edges of your peripheral vision. Your gagging came during longer intervals, and eventually stopped altogether. Then the desperate survival instinct kicked in, alarmed muscles contracting your diaphragm, attempting to force hyperventilation so you wouldn't suffocate.

You heard Kai cursing softly under his breath, half you understood, a few other words in a language you didn't. And then he pulls his cock from your throat, slowly, making you gag and cough as you tried to adjust to the lack of his size, air flooding into your deprived lungs. Drool oozed down your chin as you panted, gaping for air as you never had before. Kai took the edge of your chin in his hand and tilted it up to face him. Your vision began to unblur slightly, and his face came back into focus, though there was still a aura around the glow of his eyes. In his other he held the edge of your jaw, rubbing the sore muscle.

"Sorry," he said, in a tone that was barely apologetic, "I forgot. Mortals have to breathe."

He snorted, squeezing your chin somewhat tighter in a way that made you wince, and then he snorted again, wiping your lip clean of saliva with his thumb.

"Stupid, drooling slut. Choking yourself on my cock. You're lucky I noticed before you passed out."

You would have defended yourself, save you had neither the breath, the energy, nor at the moment the will to tell him that it had been his fault, keeping your arms chained up like that and your mouth too full to speak- but then again, you also knew that this was Kai's way of toying with you. He enjoyed deliberately getting under your skin, making little comments and degrading you until your pride caused you to snap- and of course, that was exactly what he wanted. You played along, of course- but to a degree; couldn't let him get away with everything, or there would be no end to it.

Instead, you kept your jaw deliberately and stubbornly set, even as your chest rose and fell heavily. A smirk pulled at the corner of Kai's lip, the sadistic gleam in his eyes making them glow brighter. You knew the trouble that was coming, and it only made you more aroused. You felt your mouth watering with his hardening cock.

"Oh, but is that what you want, pet?" His voice had lowered into a dangerous rumble, the threat it entailed as sharp and real as if he had pressed one of his blades to your throat, "You want me to fuck that tight throat of yours raw? Until it all goes black?"

He pulled on the chains again, and you gasped, feeling the cold metal links constricting your diaphragm again. The head of his member pressed roughly against your lips, still wet after its first turn in your throat.

"Bite me if you need me to stop. Open up."

And you did, as wide as you were able- even then, Kai's girth made it feel as if your jaw would pop out of place with just a little more width- but it didn't. You gagged horribly, feeling as some of his length hit the back of your throat, but you held it. Another kind of pride, more perverted, filled you, to be able to swallow that much of him. Your air pipe constricted, and you tried to adjust, taking the moment to breathe through your nostrils.

Kai didn't allow it. He grabbed the back of your head again and shoved it forward, pushing his hips in the same rough, quick motion. You almost choked, your throat contracting again. Kai made some soft chuffing noise and picked up his pace.

"Fucking brat," he grunted, "always running your mouth. You were begging for this."

You would have moaned out an agreement, save his member was gagging any attempt. Your breath was too short at the moment to waste any precious oxygen on even trying. Again, the muscles of your diaphragm were beginning to contract. Tears ran down your cheeks, not from any sort of distress besides that on your lungs.

Kai chuckled. "This is a much better use for it, anyway."

Of course you agreed; either it was the lack of oxygen making you woozy, or arousal turning off your brain, but you agreed. You wished he would stop playing with your throat and start fucking you straight out, but you had to "survive" this ordeal first. Your chest was stinging, the build up of trapped breath in your lungs straining against the chains binding you.

Saliva ran down your chin, down your throat. Tears blurred your vision, small rivulets marring your cheeks, mingling with your sweat. Kai used those chains like reins, pulling you in as close and tight as possible, his other hand gripping your hair to hold you still while he worked. Blackness started to creep into the edges of your already tear-soaked vision. That space between your legs was burning along with the space in your ribcage, both contracting in starvation, both yearning for something Kai was denying- and then-

Your vision cut off, but you felt something rushing down your throat, thick, heavy, enough to have choked you if your airway hadn't already been blocked. Again, your diaphragm was making those painful motions, and you heard Kai's voice vaguely, as if it were an echo from far away, his cursing...everything was so, so dark, but peaceful...

And then Kai pulled out, your sore jaw popped painfully back into place, and then you actually began gagging and choking on his cum. It took awhile, Kai patting your back the entire time, but eventually your airway and vision cleared. You were shaking, Kai's cum and saliva running down your chin. The chains had been loosened. Kai snorted.

"I told you to bite me if you wanted me to stop," he said, "next time you might actually choke." He chuckled again. "Not a bad way to go, all things considered."

He wiped your face off with a rag, cleaning it a little as he held your chin. It took a moment, but finally you were able to force words past your raw throat.

"But...I could think of...a better way to go..." Some of this sentence had to be more motion than word, pantomimed by grinding against his knee.

That had been the wrong move. There was a cruel gleam in Kai's eye now as he looked at you, and he held you in place, pressing his knee hard against that spot. "Maybe next time, if you're a good little pet, I'll let you," he said, as he began tying up his belt again with one hand. You frowned.

"Getting...tired...old...old cow? Need to...be...put out to...pasture? Selfish...motherfucker..." You panted. It was almost a whisper.

Kai's ear twitched. Then he grit his teeth. Oooh, you got him now. You braced yourself, panting, trying to hide your grin as he grabbed the back of your head and forced your cheek against the cold ground, his other hand lifting your hips.

"That's it," he snapped, "take a deep breath. You're going to need it."

Then you felt the weight of his hips on yours, and then he thrusted in with one brutally wonderful motion, and you cried out, voice hoarse from lack of air- but you expected to be even more breathless after he was done with you...but of course, you wouldn't be satisfied otherwise.

[newgabeorder]

Cut the U-PICK, uh!

Here are the lineups for November 2024:

011124 (T3 Express)

All Times Pacific

E/I: Educational & Informational

2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Ice Princess", E/I)

2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("Last Resort", E/I)

Wild & Crazy Kids

3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 1, Series Premiere)

3:30P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 35)

"Fearless"

4:00P - GHOST STORIES (2000 series, Episode 1, Series Premiere)

4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 11)

"Lucky Ending"

5:00P - X-MEN

5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 10, Season Premiere)

5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 23)

021124 (Saturday Morning Animation Cram Session)

All Times Pacific Daylight Time

E/I: Educational and Informational

6.0A - Bartender (2006 series, Episode 3, rerun, E/I)

6.5A - Laid-Back Camp (Season 1, Episode 4, E/I)

Dark Prince's Favorite Cartoons

7.0A - Pokémon Master Journeys

7.5A - BLUE EXORCIST (Season 1, Episode 1, Series Premiere)

Trails of Cold Steel

8.0A - SONIC X (Season 2, Episode 31)

8.5A - KEY THE METAL IDOL (Ver.1, Series Premiere) Promo OK

SHONEN JUMP

9.0A – ONE PIECE

9.5A - BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS

SHONEN JUMP

10.0A - DRAGON BALL Z KAI

10.5A - Rent-A-Girlfriend (Season 1, Episode 1, rerun, Series Premiere)

HAIKYU!! Double Dose

11.0A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 45, E/I)

11.5A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 46, E/I)

081124 (T3 Express)

All Times Pacific

SAILOR MOON Double Dose

2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Tuxedo Unmasked" E/I)

2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("Sailor Venus' Past - Mina's Tragic Love", E/I)

Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte Double Dose

3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 2.0)

3:30P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 2.5, Musical Episode)

Ninjas & Heroes

4:00P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 36)

4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 12)

"Lucky Ending"

5:00P - X-MEN (Episode 28)

5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 11)

5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 24)

091124

All Times Pacific Daylight Time

E/I: Educational and Informational

6.0A - Bartender (2006 series, Episode 4, rerun, E/I)

6.5A - Laid-Back Camp (Season 1, Episode 5, E/I)

Dark Prince's Favorite Cartoons

7.0A - Pokémon Master Journeys

7.5A - BLUE EXORCIST (Season 1, Episode 2)

Trails of Cold Steel

8.0A - SONIC X (Season 2, Episode 32)

8.5A - KEY THE METAL IDOL (Ver.2) Promo OK

Amazing Fantasy

9.0A – Mashle: Magic and Muscles (Episode 1, Series Premiere)

9.5A - ONE PIECE

SHONEN JUMP

10.0A - BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS

10.5A - DRAGON BALL Z KAI

Oh yeah. Here We Go! SPORTS TIME!!

11.0A - Rent-A-Girlfriend (Season 1, Episode 2, rerun)

11.5A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 47, E/I)

151124 (T3 Express)

SAILOR MOON Double Dose

2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Fractious Friends", E/I)

2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("The Past Returns", E/I)

Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte Double Dose

3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 3.0)

3:30P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 37)

"Fearless"

4:00P - GHOST STORIES (2000 series, Episode 2)

4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 13, Season Finale)

"Lucky Ending"

5:00P - X-MEN (Episode 29)

5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 12)

5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 25)

As you can see, I snuck in some hidden animated gems before I part ways with Toonami completely for next year's T3 arc. There will be a T3 premiere of BLUE EXORCIST, plus a premiere for Mashle: Magic and Musicles the following weekend. I have decided to leave DRAGON BALL Z KAI on the Saturday Morning Animation Cram Session for the time being. The good thing is that I'm bringing back Rent-A-Girlfriend reruns, but it's just the first season as usual. If you want to watch later seasons of the series, consider subscribing to Crunchyroll for the time being.

Also, here's the update on T3 Express. I also decided to give MORIARTY THE PATRIOT the boot after 11 episodes, since I've always wanted to live-stream GHOST STORIES, despite the objectional content the dub has. Like Rent-A-Girlfriend and SWORD ART ONLINE, GHOST STORIES has been one of my holiday traditions, despite its horror themes. Not to mention I will be adding Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte to buy some time until it's the right moment to live-stream the 1995 STREET FIGHTER animated series. My dream lineup is to have X-MEN and STREET FIGHTER in the same lineup as a way to attract comic book and fighting game fans alike.

Regarding U-PICK, I delayed the next poll event since I've decided that I will run Bartender (2006) in place of INVINCIBLE FIGHT GIRL. I figured that I would do this since I wanted another program that would play in rotation during the (Winter) holiday season. Coincidentally, the SMACS run of Bartender will end its run the same time as Toonami's run of INVINCIBLE FIGHT GIRL, and this time, I won't perform a write-off marathon incident like with what I did to allow two SAILOR MOON episodes each T3 Express block moving forward.

[sirhamburrger]

𝐦𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐞 [𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐱 𝐟!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫]

synopsis: kei tsukishima is an asshole to you. why? because you call yourself a musician despite never having learnt “real music” in your life. after a run-in with him at one of your band’s gigs, you’re determined to show him just what you’re capable of.

notes: afab!reader, slow burn, enemies to lovers trope, insecure!reader, clarinetist!tsukki, pianist!akaashi, drummer!suna, double-bassist!yaku, concertmaster!kageyama, msby as the utokyo hockey team (they play anything but volleyball in this fic)

tsukkiyn moodboard by @salmonduriancof HERE!!

table of contents:

0: the prologue [meet the band] 📱 1: the run-in [1.1k] 2: the rehearsal [1.1k] 2.5: the idiots [meet the idiots]📱 3: the brawl [1.2k] 4: the lunch break [1.1k]

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© sirhamburrger 2024

[the-irongirl]

Kaneda: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Kai: I keep a list.

Tetsuo: Mine’s in order of date.

Kei: Severity.

Yamagata: Mine’s colour coded.

[rinhaler]

I’m soooo excited to finish writing toxic!megumi btw 🤤

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

Cuddles!

[skytroops]

twitter / kh joke

[envythemouse]

Keitember 2024 Prompt 21

Can I get a dumb Kei where he stopped talking to Kai because he thought being around him was making him sick?

“So, why did you stop talking to him?”

“He made me feel sick.”

“Geez, that’s harsh.”

“No, I mean, he made me feel feverish. He made my heartbeat increase and my palms would get all sweaty. My stomach would feel weird too.”

“…you’re kidding, right?”

“At first, I suspected I developed an allergy specifically for him… but it didn’t fit the symptoms.”

“…”

“Then I decided I would become a doctor and find a cure for whatever it is.”

“How can someone with such a high IQ be so stupid?”