#kei x kai

[kirikeijii]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧

Haikyuu Characters x Reader

Synopsis: Haikyuu's character reacts to you asking them to do the "doorframe lean"

cw: Multiple(Men) x reader, fluff, not proofread

When you asked them about it they furrowed their eyebrows. "What is that..?" After you tell them the context of the doorframe lean, they try to do it with you telling them where to put their hands. You couldn't help but smile even if they executed it poorly, they still looked cute. "Did I do it right?" They shyly asked, looking a bit disappointed becsue they felt as awkward as it seemed. You can't help but just nod while giggling to make them feel better.

— Shoyo Hinata, Tadashi Yamaguchi, Yuu Nishinoya, Asahi Azumane, Yuki Shibayama, Sou Inuoka, Shohei Fukunaga, Nobuyaki Kai,

When you asked about it, they seemed reluctant about doing it. It just sounded weird, but when you said you'll tell them what to do, they complied. "Like this..?" Your mouth hung open when they did as you said, even with the face and stuff. You couldn't help but giggle onto your pillow. "Was it wrong?" You shook your head telling them it was absolutely fucking perfect. "Good."

— Tobio Kageyama, Ryunosuke Tanaka, Koushi Sugawara, Daichi Sawamura, Lev Haiba, Kenma Kozume, Morisuke Yaku, Hajime Iwaizumi, Keiji Akaashi, Shinsuke Kita, Aran Ojiro

You didn't even need to ask. They just do it on a daily basis whenever they enter the room to ask you something. "Baby, do you wanna go out for dinner or should we just order?" He asked you. When you looked up at him he was leaning on the door frame with a phone in hand. God, you could eat him for dinner instead. Bonus if they're not wearing a top. "Babe, you okay?" They furrow their eyebrows, looking at you through their lashes. When you confirm that you're okay, He looks at you weirdly and walks away.

— Kei Tsukishima, Taketora Yamamoto, Tetsuro Kuroo, Tooru Oikawa, Bokuto Kotarou, The Miya Twins, Rintarou Suna

ᯓ★ This was fun HWQHH. Thank you for reading<3 | Masterlist

[t-horn-n]

v. haikyuu masterlist

— masterlist navigation.

— various

scenario : scaredy cat : fluff

what they do when you’re scared during a movie.  ft. k. tetsurou, k. kozume, t. oikawa, w. ushijima, y. nishinoya

scenario : the little things : fluff 

the little things they do for you.  ft. k. tsukishima, k. akaashi, k. sugawara, t. kageyama, y. nishinoya 

headcannon : christmas crimes : fluff 

someone thought it was a good idea to host a gingerbread making contest.  ft. tobio kageyama, yu nishinoya, kei tsukishima, koshi sugawara, kenma kozume, kentaro kyotani

— tobio kageyama

oneshot : raven : fluff

kageyama is not the only one who knows how to rule a court. 

— yu nishinoya

headcannon : censored : fluff

as someone who has chosen not to curse, you find it all too amusing censoring your boyfriend’s colourful vocabulary. 

oneshot : fun sized : fluff

nishinoya has finally encountered someone shorter than him and he sees you for what you are: a fun-sized blessing. 

oneshot : camping with karasuno : fluff

camping could be relaxing… if you didn’t have a nishinoya. 

drabble : neck pains : fluff

nishinoya doesn’t want your neck to be sore.  

— nobuyuki kai

headcannon : sucker : fluff

request from @andrealp “alright can I request a simp for nobuyuki?” 

— mao aihara

headcannon : brownies? : fluff

request from @andrealp “Can you do mao aihara. Can you be the one who decides on what prompt for mao aihara?” 

— kenma kozume

oneshot : pocky : fluff

two of the quietest people on earth bring out the loud in each other over pocky. 

oneshot : rings of string : fluff

the things you do when both you and kenma seem to have the memory of a goldfish. 

— kei tsukishima

oneshot : you look like you have a headache : fluff

your first meeting with tsukishima was bizarre to say the least, but it’s tsukishima we’re talking about. 

drabble : anniversary : fluff

you’ve got a long track record of forgetting things and that’s why tsukishima thinks you forgot your anniversary, but you’ve got yourself covered. 

drabble : midnight love : fluff 

it’s the moments where you’re surrounded by nothing but the flashing lights of the cars next to you and the inky black of the night where you truly find sublime happiness. 

— tsutomu goshiki

drabble : delighted : fluff

request from anon “for haikyuu, can i request a simp for shirabu or goshiki ? thank youu (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ”

— masterlist navigation.

[sirhamburrger]

𝐦𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐞 [𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐱 𝐟!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫]

synopsis: kei tsukishima is an asshole to you. why? because you call yourself a musician despite never having learnt “real music” in your life. after a run-in with him at one of your band’s gigs, you’re determined to show him just what you’re capable of.

notes: afab!reader, slow burn, enemies to lovers trope, insecure!reader, clarinetist!tsukki, pianist!akaashi, drummer!suna, double-bassist!yaku, concertmaster!kageyama, msby as the utokyo hockey team (they play anything but volleyball in this fic)

tsukkiyn moodboard by @salmonduriancof HERE!!

table of contents:

0: the prologue [meet the band] 📱 1: the run-in [1.1k] 2: the rehearsal [1.1k] 2.5: the idiots [meet the idiots]📱 3: the brawl [1.2k] 4: the lunch break [1.1k]

haikyuu masterlist

taglist: @obamakinnie, @salmonduriancoffee, @vi0let-writes

© sirhamburrger 2024

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

Made this one after seeing @joeyrecalde's tiktok on a compilation.

First Ajin post!! :D

[martianbugsbunny]

if nobody else is going to ship the Chrétien de Troyes version of Sir Gawain and Sir Kei then I will

[envythemouse]

Day 1 of rewatching ajin (ep 1-4)

Kei is way more empathetic than I remember, might be because I always rewatched the episodes wherein he's colder.

"But, wait, if he crashes at this speed, that guy will probably die."

This dude is out for your head and you're worried about accidentally killing him?

"I'm more worried about you, Kai."

Anyone notice how Kei acts way more vulnerable around Kai? No wonder people ship them so hard... Kai is the literal sun, guys. Finds out his childhood friend is in danger and doesn't think twice about going on the run together. The way he beat up all the guys out for Kei's blood with no hesitation? That's love, right there.

"I want to live a quiet, normal life."

"Run, Eriko! A ghost is coming!"

Did you see the way Kei tried to shield his sister with his own body?

He's so much softer than I remember and I think now I ship him with Kai even more...

Kei's sister is weird. She witnesses multiple people getting brutally murdered in front of her, gets kidnapped by the murderers and when they hand her a business card saying they're good guys she just believes them??

Also why does the song at the end of every episode sound like a love song... *cough* Keikai's love song.

[u914g]

decora hueningkai

[lemondragoncheesecake]

General Kai x Reader: Breathtaker

Warning: Mild breath play, degradation, chain bondage, throat fucking, rough oral

Author's Note/Disclaimer: I've never written breath play before. This was just a naughty idea I had that turned into a drabble, so if there are inaccuracies I apologize in advance, don't be afraid to correct me (gently) in the notes, and please know I don't condone any actual unsafe practices. This is just how I feel canon Kai would be in this sort of situation- but PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT.

That being said, enjoy~!

Kai is a Spirit Warrior: he doesn't need to breathe. Unfortunately, he may have forgotten that you do.

He has your head in a rough grip in one hand, the other pulling the chains wrapped around you taut. They were almost cutting into your skin, keeping your arms pinned helplessly at your sides and your ribcage restricted to short breaths- and those were rare, when you could manage to catch one.

All you could hear was Kai's soft grunts and moans as a background ambiance to the cacophony of your own gagging and the sloppy, overlapping sounds of his drenched cock sliding in and out of your throat. He was rough and fast, mercilessly slamming his hips into your face, never giving you a moment to breathe. Your lungs were beginning to feel the strain.

Stinging filled your entire ribcage. Your oxygen starved lungs were screaming for a breath, darkness was beginning to close in around the edges of your peripheral vision. Your gagging came during longer intervals, and eventually stopped altogether. Then the desperate survival instinct kicked in, alarmed muscles contracting your diaphragm, attempting to force hyperventilation so you wouldn't suffocate.

You heard Kai cursing softly under his breath, half you understood, a few other words in a language you didn't. And then he pulls his cock from your throat, slowly, making you gag and cough as you tried to adjust to the lack of his size, air flooding into your deprived lungs. Drool oozed down your chin as you panted, gaping for air as you never had before. Kai took the edge of your chin in his hand and tilted it up to face him. Your vision began to unblur slightly, and his face came back into focus, though there was still a aura around the glow of his eyes. In his other he held the edge of your jaw, rubbing the sore muscle.

"Sorry," he said, in a tone that was barely apologetic, "I forgot. Mortals have to breathe."

He snorted, squeezing your chin somewhat tighter in a way that made you wince, and then he snorted again, wiping your lip clean of saliva with his thumb.

"Stupid, drooling slut. Choking yourself on my cock. You're lucky I noticed before you passed out."

You would have defended yourself, save you had neither the breath, the energy, nor at the moment the will to tell him that it had been his fault, keeping your arms chained up like that and your mouth too full to speak- but then again, you also knew that this was Kai's way of toying with you. He enjoyed deliberately getting under your skin, making little comments and degrading you until your pride caused you to snap- and of course, that was exactly what he wanted. You played along, of course- but to a degree; couldn't let him get away with everything, or there would be no end to it.

Instead, you kept your jaw deliberately and stubbornly set, even as your chest rose and fell heavily. A smirk pulled at the corner of Kai's lip, the sadistic gleam in his eyes making them glow brighter. You knew the trouble that was coming, and it only made you more aroused. You felt your mouth watering with his hardening cock.

"Oh, but is that what you want, pet?" His voice had lowered into a dangerous rumble, the threat it entailed as sharp and real as if he had pressed one of his blades to your throat, "You want me to fuck that tight throat of yours raw? Until it all goes black?"

He pulled on the chains again, and you gasped, feeling the cold metal links constricting your diaphragm again. The head of his member pressed roughly against your lips, still wet after its first turn in your throat.

"Bite me if you need me to stop. Open up."

And you did, as wide as you were able- even then, Kai's girth made it feel as if your jaw would pop out of place with just a little more width- but it didn't. You gagged horribly, feeling as some of his length hit the back of your throat, but you held it. Another kind of pride, more perverted, filled you, to be able to swallow that much of him. Your air pipe constricted, and you tried to adjust, taking the moment to breathe through your nostrils.

Kai didn't allow it. He grabbed the back of your head again and shoved it forward, pushing his hips in the same rough, quick motion. You almost choked, your throat contracting again. Kai made some soft chuffing noise and picked up his pace.

"Fucking brat," he grunted, "always running your mouth. You were begging for this."

You would have moaned out an agreement, save his member was gagging any attempt. Your breath was too short at the moment to waste any precious oxygen on even trying. Again, the muscles of your diaphragm were beginning to contract. Tears ran down your cheeks, not from any sort of distress besides that on your lungs.

Kai chuckled. "This is a much better use for it, anyway."

Of course you agreed; either it was the lack of oxygen making you woozy, or arousal turning off your brain, but you agreed. You wished he would stop playing with your throat and start fucking you straight out, but you had to "survive" this ordeal first. Your chest was stinging, the build up of trapped breath in your lungs straining against the chains binding you.

Saliva ran down your chin, down your throat. Tears blurred your vision, small rivulets marring your cheeks, mingling with your sweat. Kai used those chains like reins, pulling you in as close and tight as possible, his other hand gripping your hair to hold you still while he worked. Blackness started to creep into the edges of your already tear-soaked vision. That space between your legs was burning along with the space in your ribcage, both contracting in starvation, both yearning for something Kai was denying- and then-

Your vision cut off, but you felt something rushing down your throat, thick, heavy, enough to have choked you if your airway hadn't already been blocked. Again, your diaphragm was making those painful motions, and you heard Kai's voice vaguely, as if it were an echo from far away, his cursing...everything was so, so dark, but peaceful...

And then Kai pulled out, your sore jaw popped painfully back into place, and then you actually began gagging and choking on his cum. It took awhile, Kai patting your back the entire time, but eventually your airway and vision cleared. You were shaking, Kai's cum and saliva running down your chin. The chains had been loosened. Kai snorted.

"I told you to bite me if you wanted me to stop," he said, "next time you might actually choke." He chuckled again. "Not a bad way to go, all things considered."

He wiped your face off with a rag, cleaning it a little as he held your chin. It took a moment, but finally you were able to force words past your raw throat.

"But...I could think of...a better way to go..." Some of this sentence had to be more motion than word, pantomimed by grinding against his knee.

That had been the wrong move. There was a cruel gleam in Kai's eye now as he looked at you, and he held you in place, pressing his knee hard against that spot. "Maybe next time, if you're a good little pet, I'll let you," he said, as he began tying up his belt again with one hand. You frowned.

"Getting...tired...old...old cow? Need to...be...put out to...pasture? Selfish...motherfucker..." You panted. It was almost a whisper.

Kai's ear twitched. Then he grit his teeth. Oooh, you got him now. You braced yourself, panting, trying to hide your grin as he grabbed the back of your head and forced your cheek against the cold ground, his other hand lifting your hips.

"That's it," he snapped, "take a deep breath. You're going to need it."

Then you felt the weight of his hips on yours, and then he thrusted in with one brutally wonderful motion, and you cried out, voice hoarse from lack of air- but you expected to be even more breathless after he was done with you...but of course, you wouldn't be satisfied otherwise.

[newgabeorder]

Cut the U-PICK, uh!

Here are the lineups for November 2024:

011124 (T3 Express)

All Times Pacific

E/I: Educational & Informational

2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Ice Princess", E/I)

2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("Last Resort", E/I)

Wild & Crazy Kids

3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 1, Series Premiere)

3:30P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 35)

"Fearless"

4:00P - GHOST STORIES (2000 series, Episode 1, Series Premiere)

4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 11)

"Lucky Ending"

5:00P - X-MEN

5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 10, Season Premiere)

5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 23)

021124 (Saturday Morning Animation Cram Session)

All Times Pacific Daylight Time

E/I: Educational and Informational

6.0A - Bartender (2006 series, Episode 3, rerun, E/I)

6.5A - Laid-Back Camp (Season 1, Episode 4, E/I)

Dark Prince's Favorite Cartoons

7.0A - Pokémon Master Journeys

7.5A - BLUE EXORCIST (Season 1, Episode 1, Series Premiere)

Trails of Cold Steel

8.0A - SONIC X (Season 2, Episode 31)

8.5A - KEY THE METAL IDOL (Ver.1, Series Premiere) Promo OK

SHONEN JUMP

9.0A – ONE PIECE

9.5A - BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS

SHONEN JUMP

10.0A - DRAGON BALL Z KAI

10.5A - Rent-A-Girlfriend (Season 1, Episode 1, rerun, Series Premiere)

HAIKYU!! Double Dose

11.0A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 45, E/I)

11.5A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 46, E/I)

081124 (T3 Express)

All Times Pacific

SAILOR MOON Double Dose

2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Tuxedo Unmasked" E/I)

2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("Sailor Venus' Past - Mina's Tragic Love", E/I)

Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte Double Dose

3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 2.0)

3:30P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 2.5, Musical Episode)

Ninjas & Heroes

4:00P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 36)

4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 12)

"Lucky Ending"

5:00P - X-MEN (Episode 28)

5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 11)

5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 24)

091124

All Times Pacific Daylight Time

E/I: Educational and Informational

6.0A - Bartender (2006 series, Episode 4, rerun, E/I)

6.5A - Laid-Back Camp (Season 1, Episode 5, E/I)

Dark Prince's Favorite Cartoons

7.0A - Pokémon Master Journeys

7.5A - BLUE EXORCIST (Season 1, Episode 2)

Trails of Cold Steel

8.0A - SONIC X (Season 2, Episode 32)

8.5A - KEY THE METAL IDOL (Ver.2) Promo OK

Amazing Fantasy

9.0A – Mashle: Magic and Muscles (Episode 1, Series Premiere)

9.5A - ONE PIECE

SHONEN JUMP

10.0A - BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS

10.5A - DRAGON BALL Z KAI

Oh yeah. Here We Go! SPORTS TIME!!

11.0A - Rent-A-Girlfriend (Season 1, Episode 2, rerun)

11.5A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 47, E/I)

151124 (T3 Express)

SAILOR MOON Double Dose

2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Fractious Friends", E/I)

2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("The Past Returns", E/I)

Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte Double Dose

3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 3.0)

3:30P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 37)

"Fearless"

4:00P - GHOST STORIES (2000 series, Episode 2)

4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 13, Season Finale)

"Lucky Ending"

5:00P - X-MEN (Episode 29)

5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 12)

5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 25)

As you can see, I snuck in some hidden animated gems before I part ways with Toonami completely for next year's T3 arc. There will be a T3 premiere of BLUE EXORCIST, plus a premiere for Mashle: Magic and Musicles the following weekend. I have decided to leave DRAGON BALL Z KAI on the Saturday Morning Animation Cram Session for the time being. The good thing is that I'm bringing back Rent-A-Girlfriend reruns, but it's just the first season as usual. If you want to watch later seasons of the series, consider subscribing to Crunchyroll for the time being.

Also, here's the update on T3 Express. I also decided to give MORIARTY THE PATRIOT the boot after 11 episodes, since I've always wanted to live-stream GHOST STORIES, despite the objectional content the dub has. Like Rent-A-Girlfriend and SWORD ART ONLINE, GHOST STORIES has been one of my holiday traditions, despite its horror themes. Not to mention I will be adding Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte to buy some time until it's the right moment to live-stream the 1995 STREET FIGHTER animated series. My dream lineup is to have X-MEN and STREET FIGHTER in the same lineup as a way to attract comic book and fighting game fans alike.

Regarding U-PICK, I delayed the next poll event since I've decided that I will run Bartender (2006) in place of INVINCIBLE FIGHT GIRL. I figured that I would do this since I wanted another program that would play in rotation during the (Winter) holiday season. Coincidentally, the SMACS run of Bartender will end its run the same time as Toonami's run of INVINCIBLE FIGHT GIRL, and this time, I won't perform a write-off marathon incident like with what I did to allow two SAILOR MOON episodes each T3 Express block moving forward.

[the-irongirl]

Kaneda: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Kai: I keep a list.

Tetsuo: Mine’s in order of date.

Kei: Severity.

Yamagata: Mine’s colour coded.

[sirhamburrger]

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟒: 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤

𝐦𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐞 [𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐱 𝐟!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫]

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you meet up with kuroo at the entrance to the dining hall, and he greets you with a lopsided grin. you haven’t seen him since the incident on friday night, and can't seem to tear your gaze away from the bruising on the bridge of his slightly crooked nose.

noticing your guilty expression, he just smiles breezily at you. “i don’t regret it at all, you know. i wouldn’t have done anything different.” seeing the uneasy look on your face, he adds, “what was i supposed to do, just let him do whatever he wanted to you? no way."

he's a comforting presence beside you as the two of you grab your plates, sitting down at kuroo’s friends’ table. kenma barely looks up from his game, mumbling a hasty hello before his fingers are flying across the controls once more. sugawara beams at you, and kageyama nods politely in an acknowledgement of your presence. daichi sawamura from orchestra is there too, and he gives you a little smile as you sit down alongside the raven-haired management student. “heard your gig last friday was a big hit, i'll definitely be at your next.”

the thank-you you're about to say fizzles and dies on your tongue, however, when you spot two familiar blondes approaching.

one of which you don't really want to see right now.

“hey, yachi,” you say to the petite girl. your eyes lock onto the clarinetist's face next, and you say begrudgingly, “tsukishima.”

yachi sits on your other side, with tsukishima taking the seat opposite yours. his lanky legs are so long his sneakers are bumping against your ankles with every movement he makes. you let out a noise of annoyance, eyebrows furrowed, and he simply shoots you a maddening smirk from across the table.

“aren't your friends going to join us?” sugawara mumbles through a mouthful of chicken katsu.

“busy with assignments,” you sigh. “well, suna and mori are busy with assignments. akaashi’s helping them out.”

“and you aren't?” tsukishima remarks offhandedly, but you hear the steely bite in his tone.

you scowl, leaning back in your seat. “let's see you go teach them third-year economics, then-”

“now, now, kids, settle down,” daichi says with mock playfulness, sounding like a total dad, but you're sure you notice him exchange glances with kuroo. “let's get through this meal in peace, okay?”

you feel your cheeks burn, embarrassed you've made a scene in front of the guy you're interested in - and his friends. thankfully, the rest of lunch seems to pass in a blur. the hour is spent laughing with kuroo and suga and daichi and yachi, with kenma opting to hide his face in his oversized hoodie and play on his handheld console. 

kuroo’s a sweet guy. gentlemanly too - though you already know that thanks to the unfortunate events of last friday night. you don't miss tsukishima's all-too-condescending glances and knowing smirks, though. every time you glance his way, he seems to be waiting for you with the same exasperating expression.

“where are you headed to next?” kuroo asks you as the group heads out of the dining hall together. ”i can walk you.” his knuckles brush against yours, and you let a small smile stretch your lips as you open your mouth to answer-

“not to be a mood-killer,” kenma interrupts, “but prof will have your head if you’re late to his class one more time. you have-" he pulls up the sleeve of his sweater to check his watch- “approximately one and a half minutes to get to the lecture hall.”

“oh, snap! i could probably get there on time if i start running now…” he looks towards you, giving you an apologetic smile. “hey, i… i really enjoyed this. we should do this some other time, y'know?” he beams, and you feel a strange warmth in your chest that quickly dissipates as you feel tsukishima's calculating gaze on you. 

“yeah,” you manage to say after what feels like an eternity. “for sure.”

he flashes you one final smile, ruffles a protesting kenma's hair, and promptly runs off in the opposite direction. 

“we can all walk you together, if you've got somewhere to be-” suga starts, but is quickly cut off by tsukishima's curt voice: “i've got this seminar to get to. it's in the bio building. i'll see you guys another day.”

ah. your lips curve upwards in a smug smile.

“what a coincidence,” you say slowly, “that this seminar i'm attending about the future of carbon dating is also in the bio building.”

“isn't that seminar the same one you're going to, tsukki?” daichi intones pointedly. “why don't you walk our dear friend there? i'm sure kuroo would appreciate that greatly.”

tsukki looks positively ready to explode with irritation at the question that's phrased more like an order, but daichi's no-nonsense demeanor seems to force him right into submission.

“it would be my pleasure,” he says through gritted teeth.

you bid a quick goodbye to them as you walk off towards the bio building, trying and failing to fall into step with tsukishima. he seems to be walking quickly on purpose - or maybe his legs are just that long. but in any case, his dismissive behavior pisses you off. you glare up at him, catching up quickly, and all he offers you is a twitching jaw and narrowed eyes.

“so... tsukki, huh?” you say once you've turned down an empty corridor on the second floor of the bio building, letting the words flow off your tongue languidly. he seems to snap in that moment, pulling you into a deserted nook in the hallway and crowding you up against the wall. you gasp as your back hits the solid surface behind you, immediately lashing out to grab a fistful of his jacket.

“that is enough out of you,” he rasps.

“bit rich coming from someone who was acting like a bratty three-year-old for the whole of lunch,” you hiss in retaliation. his eyes darken dangerously. 

“say that again.”

“you're. a. brat.” 

you enunciate as clearly as you can, venom lacing your voice. each word is punctuated by a sharp tug on the fabric of his jacket, pulling him closer and closer to you until your noses are almost touching. his warm breath fans across your face as his yellow eyes, shadowy with what looks like hatred, bore into you.

“you think you can just belittle me as many times as you want without consequence?” you hiss. “you think i'll let you?”

tsukishima seems to falter at this, stepping backwards and out of your grasp. you don't know what's come over you - what made you snap - but you're sure as hell not going to stop now that you've started. when seconds pass without some sort of apology or even any hint of remorse, you turn on your heel and start to walk away.

“you started this,” you mutter.

just like on friday night, he doesn't say anything as you depart. maybe it's because he knows you're right.

author's notes:

well!

not much to say tbh just have so many ideas i don't want to put out until i make progress on my wips

but my brain is cooking 🍳 trust

don't like where this is going tbh...

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Keitember 2024 Prompt 21

Can I get a dumb Kei where he stopped talking to Kai because he thought being around him was making him sick?

“So, why did you stop talking to him?”

“He made me feel sick.”

“Geez, that’s harsh.”

“No, I mean, he made me feel feverish. He made my heartbeat increase and my palms would get all sweaty. My stomach would feel weird too.”

“…you’re kidding, right?”

“At first, I suspected I developed an allergy specifically for him… but it didn’t fit the symptoms.”

“…”

“Then I decided I would become a doctor and find a cure for whatever it is.”

“How can someone with such a high IQ be so stupid?”