#keepsmovingforward; chekov

[aethramusings]

lieutenant chekov i will personally see to it that you are chained to your desk if you so much as look at one of our medical officers don't try me

Give me two hours. I can find a medical officer to crush on. Just for you.

[teapottroubles]

A Long Overdue Tag Dump ! Relationships Pt. 1!

[dreadpawn]

i mean there's definitely a dibs situation going on in that i was here first and also it's my team and i'm going to be pretty pissed if you beat me to it but it's not an official enough dibs to stop you

Ok that is good I do not know anything about the wideo game you are from and wanted to make sure there was not a Dibs situation going on with you and the old guy I want to fuck

[dearestblood]

Stop fucking turning into an inert solid whenever I upset you it does Not help your case

[bcnes]

You go right ahead and do that, Mr. Chekov, I'm sure Scotty will be thrilled.

I’m transferring to engineering just for this

[underworldsarcade]

as long as you promise not to stab me with a fork this time.

KSS EM!!!!!!!!!! KSIS ME KISS ME HOLY SHIT PELPAS EUFKCHGIAPFCSPEKHG AUC;SICHPOEG AHCK APPLEAS EUSDKNCING KSISSIN GME... POALEA PLEASE . PLEASE. PLPEAS EPLPEAS ELPASE PPLEAS UFKCING KISS NIEM. PLEASE KSIS ME. PLEASE. PLEASE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aethramusings]

let me see . . my internet search says : ' national addiction hotline : 1-800-662-4357 ' . i'm assuming you need to input that code somewhere for the cocaine to take affect ?

[ Puts it in his mouth ] Now what

[teapottroubles]

I am, as you would say, built different Mr. Chekov. I am perfectly content with my personal life at the current moment, thank you very much.

Mr. Scott it simply isn't fair that I've been able to bully every other senior officer on this ship but not you. Did I say bully I meant Assist. With matchmaking.

[teapottroubles]

I- Damn, sound logic there actually. Alright, I suppose it's worth a shot.

Mr. Spock already chased him off into the tubes so perhaps you should buy Doctor McCoy a drink instead as an equivalent exchange :-)

[dearestblood]

As the human saying goes, it "takes one to know one" regarding that first statement. Your desire to lash out in acts of sheer stupidity and outrage for attention due to your own feelings of inadequacy extend to even your relationships, which does not surprise me in the slightest - you hardly have room to critique my methods. At least I am slightly more composed and can at least contain my outbursts to lighter intervals, meanwhile you make a fool of yourself every day you've been on this ship. Now, if you will excuse me, I have more important business to attend to rather than entertain your petty insults.

Do not think for one second that I am not simultaneously gay and afraid of commitment Mr. Chekov. I am mentally blowing up everyone in my mind because my violent rage overwhelms me all the time leading to my deep-seated fear of my own emotions Mr. Chekov. Nothing you do surprises me anymore sir.

[dearestblood]

And prayers. Goodnight.

I meant Doctor McCoy but if I can swing getting the Captain involved I will. However that hinges on him conquering his many many problems for a third time and I am not sure that will be feasible. Thoughts?

[dearestblood]

There's a slightly too excited nod at that, eager to get a different perspective on this issue. Maybe there is something wrong with him - a... concussion, maybe, something that would explain him not knowing what happened. A doctor would know about that. Reluctantly, he approaches the other - not very close, but clearly ready to follow.

"That sounds like the best option - I would appreciate if you could take me there."

The ears . . . he briefly wants to smash his head into the wall from sheer cuteness aggression but refrains. He's so responsible. So good at this.

"Erm . . . " He's not taking the baby down to Engineering. Or the bridge, because space is, like, right there. He could take him to mess hall and leave him there but what if he's got fucked up food allergies. He might die. And that would be Chekov's fault. And he can't handle one more thing on his track record. "We have a sickbay, with a team that is skilled in treating Wulcans. They can help you remember where to find them, yes? It is not far. I can show you the way."

[teapottroubles]

Four. This feels like a trap.

What is 2 plus 2

[dearestblood]

best of luck. i have a meeting with t'pau in 15 minutes which you will now be forced to attend in my stead. if you do not live up to her meticulous standards, i will not reclaim my body and you will be forced to deal with the shame for the rest of your life as me. this includes every single messy dynamic i have both familial and romantic. choose wisely, ensign chekov. you have 15 minutes.

That is okay I have a backup

[dearestblood]

No, she does not - and she will not. Goodnight, Ensign Chekov.

Pointless! Aye, Mister Spock, you wound me. If you do not give me a wedding registry I will assemble one myself. Does Lieutenant Uhura know about this? She will want to host a reception.

[dearestblood]

I think not. Your efforts of turning into a crudely made puppet instead of your typical inert solid form do not intimidate or impress me.

And I would love to be first officer.

Would you like to play a game, Mister Spock