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a BANTER thread with @achlngsoul , continued from HERE !

" well , that's not any different from usual . "

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take me take me take me take me take me takte m ek teakem em teakem es

Sam Claflin as Oswald Mosley II Peaky Blinders - Season 6

for @bigwigs

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mommy ? *

oh my god i was pregnant ? !

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you guys have teeth down there too ? ! ? !

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jack frost vc hey babe ;)

i can turn this into a 2015 wattpad fanfic set in modern day where they're all high schoolers and they all want the cool new kid jack frost so bad and one of them canonically dies so fast just watch me

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@achlngsoul

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Boar!creator charges venti with swarm of cats. He's just existing inside of the tavern when all of a sudden, bam! The door flys open and a herd of cats pours in, and in the center, 🐗

Killing Venti (With Cats)

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : GN! Boar Reader vs. Venti

૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა W.K. : 221

໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Venti dies (not really)

“So then I said, I said um… That isn’t your hat! It’s a flowerpot!-“ Venti’s wonderful story was suddenly interrupted by a loud banging on the tavern door.

Both he and Diluc glanced at each other before stealthily getting their Visions active. Diluc was the one to go over and crack the door open…

… the actual tidal wave of cats that poured in forced the red haired back against the bar. The amount of meowing was deafening. Diluc looked over to the bar stool Venti was sitting at to tell him to help evacuate but didn’t see him. Looking up to the second level he found Venti staring down with a blank face.

The entire lower level was filled with cats.

Drunkards were drowning in fur and fuzzy paws.

Diluc was pressed against the bar, being crushed by the sheer force and volume of all the cats.

Venti looked outside and was met with your eyes glaring back at him.

A smile was etched onto your face as you sat on the pavement outside.

He ran to the window to glare at you as you trotted off.

You walked off into the moonlit streets as Venti slowly collapsed, subdued by his allergy.

Today you had won. The tides were in your favor. You would be the victor in this war.

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Venti, actually dying:🐈🐈‍⬛😰🐈‍⬛🐈

Boar!Creator: 🙂

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okay spock it's time for your biannual screening for every disease ever ~ ! !

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i don't even know what's going on , with @snhake , continued from HERE ! !

. . hans , i am not going to look at you . . . hind side .

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no . (: as i was saying ,

Chris I already had to hear very nearly this exact sentiment from Scotty last night so can I bypass the lecture just this once

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a BANTER thread with @achlngsoul , continued from HERE ! !

" of COURSE it's not , silly ~ ! it's olaf ! " :D

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thinking about joey drew

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hey guys block @achlngsoul they think ginger ale tastes bad (/j)

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lieutenant chekov i will personally see to it that you are chained to your desk if you so much as look at one of our medical officers don't try me

Give me two hours. I can find a medical officer to crush on. Just for you.

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is so very distracted and not paying attention

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY DRAGON TRAINING BEAST 😭😳😳

screenshots this for the next time he calls rapunzel a simp . IT'S THE VON DER SONNE CURSE BITCH YOU HAVE IT TOO .