#keeper of the celestial flame of abernethy

[uupiic]

Thank gods that’s over. The Unicorn Invasion, I mean. Everybody is happily dead, or splattered on the nearest surface (same thing, really).

Everybody but the wizard :)

Look! He got a brand new shiny wizard tower out of it! With a large fireplace! That’s what I call living the life!

From the ‘Keeper Of The Celestial Flame of Abernethy’ by Gloryhammer

[5thgenorangeipodnano]

Keeper Of The Celestial Flame Of Abernethy - Gloryhammer

[Return To The Kingdom Of Fife, 2023]

[adrasteaeydiate]

I got a little lost in the time-space loop so I'm kinda late

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE HAVE OFFICIAL KEEPER OF THE CELESTIAL FLAME OF ABERNETHY AND THIS IS JUST 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 SLAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I've heard the live versions many times but I didn't know the official version would sound so FUCKING GOOD

Oh and here is the lyrics to sing/scream along :

[electricpentacle]

One of my favorite class of villains: not morally justifiable, but after that backstory they deserve to Go Off for a bit.  Yes, darling, wreak havoc, rain destruction.  You’ve earned it.  They’ll stop you when they stop you.  In the meantime, have a little fun for once

[borealopelta]

listening to the orchestral version of return to the kingdom of fife for the first time. already cried twice about it. btw.

[antisocial-entomancer]

I’m still watching the keeper of the celestial flame of Abernathy music video over and over because I love it SO MUCH it’s amazing

[dudawhenmaybeart]

ZARGOTHRAX, MASTER OF NIGHTMARES

KEEPER OF CELESTIAL FLAME

SORCERER, BOUND TO THE DARKNESS

EVIL LIES IN HIS BRAIN

DARK LORD ZARGOTHRAX, MASTER OF NIGHTMARES

KEEPER OF CELESTIAL FLAME

WIZARD KING, CHAOS INCARNATE

ZARGOTHRAX IS HIS NAME

feeling violently aromantic, any and all romance in my direction will be blown up

[horrorpatch]

GLORYHAMMER Announce New Album; Drop First Single!

British power metal warriors GLORYHAMMER have just announced their upcoming fourth full-length, Return to the Kingdom of Fife today! The album will be released on June 2, 2023 via Napalm Records. In celebration of today’s announcement the band has seen fit to release the first single entitled, “Keeper Of The Celestial Flame Of Abernethy”, check it out below. From The Press…

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Incoming Transmission • Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost • Imperium Dundaxia • Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol • Brothers of Crail • Fife Eternal • Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde • Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem • Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy • Maleficus Geminus (Colossus Matrix 38B - Ultimate Invocation of the Binary Thaumaturge)

Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[uupiic]

Hi~

I am going to be annoying about Keeper Of The Celestial Flame Of Abernethy video for a while now, and there is nothing you can do about that :)

(if you want the skeledude from the tank, tell me pls, I have that one, too)

I checked, and this thing appeared in the tags a day after it was posted :/ In the meantime the “pact” set hasn’t done that yet. tumblr at its finest again, I see

[wobblyjellyfish]

I GET TO PLAY MY BINGO CARD IN REAL TIME

ALSO THE ALBUM SLAPPED BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID

AYO SINCE WHEN DID GLORYHAMMER #4 COME OUT

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Preliminary Round #26

Top two will make it into the bracket

Songs below the cut

The Mountain King - Villain: The Evil King (Just from the video thumbnail this looks intriguing and terrifying at the same time)

That's Not How the Story Goes - Villain: Count Olaf

Whatcha Playin'? - Villain: The Collector

The World Revolving - Villain: Jevil

Queen - Villain: Queen

Noodles Can't Be Beat - Villain: Colonel Noodle

Ai to Nikushimi no Saga - Villain: Sirius Tenrouin

Spider's in the House - Villain: Harumi

Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy - Villain: The Dark Wizard Zargothrax

Soy Sauce for Geese - Villain: Geese Howard

[adrasteaeydiate]

So my favorite part of Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy MV is of course EVERY SINGLE PART but there are my fav favs :

✨ DREAM TEAM ✨

And

Angus is like ,, dude what the fuck?'' XD

[tentacleteapot]

callout post for Zargothrax, Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy

okay listen I know a lot of us really love Zargothrax. he started out as a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field and I think that’s really relatable and endearing! but it does NOT excuse his toxic behavior. like everybody knows he’s a sorcerer but nobody talks about how he’s a sorcerer NEFARIOUS, with eyes that burn like fire, and I’m tired of staying quiet about it. why does nobody question the fact that he’s the master of nightmares? shouldn’t we be worried about that?

other problematic behavior:

forged a pact with chaos to bring the Prince of Fife to his doom

as previously mentioned, he’s a sorcerer nefarious, with eyes that burn like fire

slays those who dare oppose the power of his evil desires

wields the Laserblaster

is the dark lord of Dundee

and like that is just for STARTERS. even if a prince destroyed his home to build a kingdom new, does that really excuse the fact that he’s bound to the darkness? that evil lies in his brain? he’s the wizard king, chaos INCARNATE, you guys. we have to think about this stuff and be critical about our faves, regardless of whether or not the dawn of double wizard will reveal his fate.

I want to stress that I have a lot of compassion for the people who grew up admiring and looking up to Dark Lord Zargothrax, master of nightmares, keeper of celestial flame, wizard king, chaos incarnate. I totally get the desire any fan of his has to ride far away to the Fortress of Crail and revive the frozen wizard from his tomb of liquid ice, even if I think fighting to destroy and vanquish the name of the scion of the kingdom is king of taking it too far. not to mention unleashing the celestial flame! I just want people to be aware of who they’re supporting when they voice desires like this and to keep in mind who would be harmed if those goals were ever realized. just keep in mind that he’s a sorcerer nefarious, and he will bring the kingdom to its knees.

yeah.

[ace-of-flame]

hammer of glory i drew for class (reference image under the cut)

from the music video for “keeper of the celestial flame of abernethy”