#keep this.

[c00kietin]

Throws you more cake (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ 🍰🍰🎂🎂🍰🎂🍰🎈

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A REACTION IMAGE FOR HOW SHOCKED I AM

FRIEND

YOU MADE A GIF OF ME

ME!!

GUYS LOOK AT ME!! LIKE SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS!!! AH

OH MY GOD

OHMY GOD

AJSJDHFSHADKJFH i'm freaking out/pos/vpos/vvvvpos

I LOVE THE CAKE BUT THE GIF??!?!?! HUGS U HUGS U HUGS U HUGS U HUGS U HUGS U HUGS U HUGS U AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TYSSSSMMMMM I LOVE YAAAA /P <<3333333

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[knightofleo]

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[sabertoothwalrus]

everything is fine now except it's not cause I still feel guilty about it

[karinyosa]

just found out that there is a sudanfunds website! like gazafunds, it is a compilation of funds for people facing genocide

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[errorcritical]

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[gin-juice-tonic]

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

[noodles-and-tea]

Smooth

[mischievous-thunder]

What was considered peak masculinity back in the 2000s is now considered as little meow meow energy in 2024

This clearly shows how far we've progressed and become even more improved versions of ourselves.

As for this godly man, he's still as fiery and yet so sweet even two decades later, if not more, as he was all those years ago.

[t00thpasteface]

literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front