#keep em coming :)

[gaybuckybarnesss]

THEO JAMES Filming for Dolce & Gabbana in Capri, Italy

[kazaleas]

What is with that JoJo siwa ass hip sway..?

[drasticemotions]

guys I LOVE how much my dash is full of fan art of logan and wade making out, cause I don’t think anything will fill that hole that was left in my heart from the lack of gay sex in that movie

[my-little-random-world]

Fina: Marta, have you seen that there’s an orchard back there, right by the fence? Marta: Mmhmm… Fina: With fruit trees that are, that are beautiful, but they need a little pruning. They’re a bit neglected, like the entrance, which is also a little rundown. Marta: So, you don’t like it? Fina: How could I not like it, Marta? It’s beautiful! It’s incredible! Wait… Marta: No, Fina. There’s, there’s no one here. Listen, we’re alone. Here we can live without having to hide. Don’t you think this house changes our situation completely?

Fina: Yes, Marta. Although there will be people who will find it strange that we don’t sleep in the colony. Marta: And you mean…? Fina: Mainly Claudia. I’ve been tempted many times to tell her about us, but she’s so religious and so… I don’t know. Although, deep down, I know she’d understand. Marta: To me, it seems like one more risk. Fina: Yes, you’re right. Marta: But in the future, if you believe she’d eventually accept it, it would help us feel like a more… Fina: …normal couple.

-Next scene-

Marta: We could meet up with our little group of allies… with Carmen and Claudia, Andrés and Luz. Fina: And we could prepare a dinner and have it right there, under the porch. Marta: Mmhmm... Fina: Right? Marta: And though it needs a bit of fixing, the caretaker’s house could be a nice guest house. Fina: Yes, but first, we’d have to clean the grapevine on the pergola and also clear out the bush. Oh, and we could plant a… Marta: You can tell you’re the gardener’s daughter! I just thought we could ask your father to help us with the garden. Fina: Oh? Yes, yes… I hadn’t thought of that, but I think he’d be thrilled if we asked, don’t you think? Marta: I think so. Fina: Yes. Marta: Mmhmm… although before that, we could think about… Fina: About what? Marta: About setting up our bedroom and spending our first night here. Fina: Wow. Marta: What do you think? Fina: Wow, wow, wow. Marta: We’d just need a bag with some food, some bedding. Fina: Mmhmm… and what else?

[blob-monster]

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[frogchiro]

I love you guys, legit most of my asks now are about Krauser and I cannot thank you enough for fueling my love and delusions for this huge nasty old man♡

[whytheylosttheirminds]

when you’re reading a kinktober fic and it actually gets really kinky

[karsyntries]

Me eating up all the Vampire Jackie content

[starwarrior18]

I AM ORION REED!!!

AND I COLLECT ALL OF THE TRANSFORMERS ONE DIGITAL POSTERS!!!

[purpurussy]

the meme of someone going "wow TWO cakes!" but it's me with everyone's 15 years of dnp gifsets i love you guys thank you all for feeding us

[jhuzen]

Small brainrot--

Zhongli: You always seemed to get injured when I accompany you on your commissions, is there something wrong? Have I done something to cause this? Please, talk to me...

Reader: My love, darling, sweetheart, I swear it's not that deep. I keep getting hurt because I'm distracted staring at your ass-

-Morax

distractions [gn/m.reader]

AAAAAAAAAA MORAX ANON PULLING THRU WITH A GOOD ZHONGLI BRAINROT! i planned to make just me also brainrotting but here’s a quickie HAHDHSJDCJD. i had so much fun making this LMAO

𖦹 kinda crack lmao, degenerate reader 😭

He was hypnotic.

Zhongli, as your dearest beloved, exceeded your expectations far more than you could ever imagine. He was all too good! An absolute gentleman, completely attuned to your needs and would never lead you down into a path of agony and harm. He was always there, perhaps almost always there, considering that his job as the consultant at the funeral parlor was the only thing keeping him away from you 24/7.

You had no doubts that this man is absolutely enamored with you, tailing you around like a loyal dog when you’re out in your errands. And by these errands, often they are commissions posted by certain people, asking the bravest souls out there to get rid of a few pests loitering around in Liyue.

You were perhaps one of the most sought out bounty hunters in the field. And while you weren’t directly affiliated with world renowned Adventurer’s Guild, you still were often dragged into their commissions, as adventurers personally had to come and ask for your help in the middle of your afternoon tea to track down some pesky ruin guards that indiscriminately attacks everything in its sight.

People may have fretted at the sight of any ruin machine that they came across their paths, but to you, they were the quickest way to earn a lot of mora as having Zhongli for a lover doesn’t come cheap, the man basically buys anything that catches his eye, and the fact that he’s absolutely atrocious in bargaining with you barely excelling at it as well, you’re bound to constantly have enough on you for his spending exploits. Suffice to say, you were the apex predator of these machines, constantly on the hunt for them.

Though that did not seem to apply as you winced for the tenth time at this very moment.

How lucky was it that you were nearby Mingyun Village when you took on a certain bounty that was given on you. It offered a million mora as you had to deal with two hulking ruin hunters, aggressive in temperance as it looked to be one of those just seem to lock on to you in sight.

Zhongli was free that day, and offered to come with you. Your endearing lover expressed his concerns when he happened to look over the paper that contained all the details for your target. And to see you deal with those merciless machineries, he couldn’t hold himself back and immediately asked to come with you.

You weren’t one to deny his offer. Zhongli was a warrior god above all and you’ve seen him countless times on the battlefield when the traveler had asked you and him to accompany them on a tedious commission. And on the off chances that you’ve been on a mission with your adoring lover… you’ve noticed one insufferable thing.

He’s far too distracting.

There was a common denominator in every single time you and him went out on a mission; you were always somehow barely escaping death by the skin of your teeth. It was ridiculous. You’d think having Zhongli in the field would inspire you to do better — but no. He distracted you. Him and his graceful movements, the way his shield just granted you unparalleled protection and when he kicks his spear, you could almost shrivel up and just die then and there.

And unfortunately, this one almost had you kicking the bucket.

Blood trails can be seen on the grassy fields as your worried lover hurried to the nearby village. The residents were quick to aid him and had given him the much needed things for your wound treatment. There was a concerning gash on the juncture of your neck and shoulder, and Zhongli was damn near in tears as he patched you up.

You failed to hold in a wince as you joked around to lighten the mood, “Guess that hunk of junk was eager to be on me, huh?” You peered up at your lover while you sat on the chair, whose frown never left him as he continued to clean around your still bleeding wound. “Hey, c’mon, don’t look so sad… I just happened to be at the wrong spot, love.”

A tensed silence fell between you and him and even in his unresponsive state, you could feel the worry that emanated from him. And even that was something you felt responsible for, unable to say anything else.

And finally he granted you mercy as he heaved a soft sigh, looking at you with eyes that overflowed with so much concern, “I was so worried… you’ve never been this badly injured before.”

You had no heart to tell him the stupid reason behind your fuck up, so you opted to stay silent.

Zhongli took your silence as remorse for your mistake and only continued to press on, eyebrows furrowing as he caressed your face that had a tad bit of dirt smudged into it, “I never wanted to bring this up… but it seems as though every time I accompany you on your hunting missions, you always seem to end up getting hurt far more than when you worked alone…”

You hated where this was going but did not bother protesting, you know trying to get ahead of him is a losing battle, “Is… Is it me? Have I done something to cause this? Am I perhaps lacking in providing you protection? Please…” his words were soft as he pleaded, amber eyes meeting you with a hint of desperation. “Please tell me… I must know what led up to this point. I don’t want to realize things when it’s much too late.”

Stupidity pounced on you as Zhongli expressed his dissatisfaction. This is awful. You felt the guilt seep through your veins when your precious lover was unloading so much of his scorn all for a reason so stupid.

But then again, your dignity was always a notch lower than your love in a list of priorities. You can only hope the man doesn’t hurl his giant meteor at you once you do tell him the reason.

“Don’t… be mad,” you started and immediately grimaced at his pointed stare. Right. Never patronize a worried lover. With your good arm, you pulled him by the waist, looking up at him with a small grin, “It’s not that deep. I promise you. Though, yes, to an extent, my subpar performance has something to do with you.”

Your grip around his waist tightened when you felt him bristle at your words, almost close to pulling away. You quickly fished him out of his misery as you continued, “Forgive my crudeness… but you have been a distraction for me when you join me on my missions…”

“Pardon?”

“Your…” you coughed a little as a light blush dusted your cheeks, “You… uh, how do I put this delicately… you present a rather delectable view on certain angles when you fight.”

Yet another blanket of silence enveloped the both of you, but you broke out a sweat as Zhongli slowly processed your words. The frown on his face suddenly deepened and it was only now or never before he hurls the meteor at you and kills you for good.

Zhongli jolted as your hand brushed against his fine ass and gave the supple area a little squeeze. You bargained for an ounce of mercy with that charming grin of yours.

The former archon sighed with a loaded indignation. He wonders sometimes how on earth can you be a bounty hunter with that kind of reckless attitude. “You… you are impossible.” He murmurs with the intention to chide you but even you can hear the embarrassment in his tone.

“Aw c’mon! It’s not too bad!” You cackled as the atmosphere between you cleared. You gave him one last wink before going in for another squeeze, prompting him to smack your wounded shoulder out of instinct, making you keel over, pressing your head against his stomach.

“Ah! My apologies, are you—?”

“Yep. All good. I deserve it.” You managed through a pained groan.

And you took one last chance at life and gave yet another squeeze.

“Yep. All good. I deserve it.” You managed through a pained groan.

And you took one last chance at life and gave yet another squeeze.

Whether or not you passed out from the pain or Zhongli’s meteor, you’ll never know. This was your punishment after all. One you would gladly take head on.

“Yep. All good. I deserve it,” you managed with a pained groan.

And you took one last chance at life and gave yet another squeeze.

Whether or not you passed out from the pain or Zhongli’s meteor, you’ll never know.

[the-badger-mole]

Scale of 1 to 10: How big of a tantrum would Aang have when a pregnant Katara is craving meat?

During her first pregnancy, he'd be annoyed, but not big and bold enough to do more than be passive aggressive about it. He'd be louder during her second pregnancy, after their first child wasn't an airbender. This time he'd lecture her about meat being murder and how the Air Nomad philosophy teaching the sanctity of all life and how it's wrong to force such a crime on an unborn child. During her third pregnancy, he would probably not even allow her to cook for herself. Not that he would cook, mind you. He'd have one of his acolytes cook for her. And when this last child is finally the airbender he'd always wanted, he would gloat and say his I told you so's and insist on a vegetarian diet for his son from jump. Katara knows he'd probably have an Avatar State tantrum if he ever found out she still snuck meat in during her last pregnancy.

[spikedfearn]

Imagine factiming spike while he's away filming Romulus :(( you're in yours guys' flat in the UK and the time difference means you're sleepy but you have to see him before bed, he promised to call every night! - ✨

You're lying on his side of your shared bed, lashes fluttering closed as you inhale the familiar scent of his pillow when you feel your phone vibrate next to you.

The skin between your eyebrows pinches together, confused, wondering who'd be calling you this late until you see the contact name "Baby 💕" display across your screen, immediately accepting the call.

It takes a moment for it to connect, your boyfriend's face slightly pixelated as he leans the meat of his cheek against a loosely curled fist, looking somewhat annoyed, like this isn't the first time he's tried contacting you.

He lifts his head up when you answer, whooping, "fuckin' finally" as soon as he sees your face, the biggest grin breaking out across his face, "Hiya love! Thought my connection was goin' mad when I couldn't reach ya' earlier!"

You mirror his smile, albeit a bit more tiredly with the time zone difference, rolling over onto your stomach so you can look at him properly, "hiya baby. How's Budapest?"

"Better now that I can actually talk to ya'!" He responded, audio lagging a little behind the video, "was getting ready ta' bitch ta' apple when I thought my phone was actin' up."

You laugh in response, taking in his appearance. He looks good, healthy, which is awesome, quelling any worries you might have while he's filming overseas. It's a Hollywood production, so obviously he'd be taken care of, but it's still a relief to see him in good spirits, telling his temporary bunk mate Archie to get bent when he makes a joke about "reporting to his lady."

You're just happy to see his pretty face and excited blue eyes, slowly growing out facial hair you're not quite used to but hoping he keeps because it frames his face quite nicely, "well I hope you have fun. Thinking about you."

[justhavinfunnn]

Ok so I've seen Twisters and can confirm Glen Powell is the absolute hunky dreamboat cowboy Hollywood needed desperately. His charisma is 📈📈📈

[stephsageek]

Will you do a Five Lila strip poker one shot

Consider it done, friend 🃏👀

[baiyubai]

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