#keanu reeves doesn’t sit around bragging about how great he is

[jewishbarbies]

selena gomez is really getting on my nerves with this francia shit. girl. she gave you a kidney because you pressured her into it, had a really hard recovery while you were living your life, and now you’re clearly not very good friends anymore because of it. and your response is pettiness? “sorry I didn’t name everyone I know” selena. for someone so “not like other girls” who jumps at the chance to talk about how “different” you are from everyone else, you’re acting just like everyone else. stop namedropping taylor in every fucking project/interview, and focus on working out what’s going on with your other friends who thought they meant more to you. you fucked up.

[vvanini]

whats your favorite obscure hc about each of the losers?

Fucking perfect thank you

1- Mike he reads books or articles like “how to understand woman”, “why women like jerks”, not because he wants to woo woman or is a nice guy or anything but just because he thinks it’s interesting

I don’t think he’d date anyone

Gives great dating advice tho

Reads manga Likes Junji Ito

“The manga/book was better” kind of guy

I don’t know why but I feel like he’d be this ENTP-ish dude who likes to gather information about a lot of useless things and likes to debate He likes film and game theories Watches MatPat for sure

Also he likes The Walking Dead and… zombies in general

Also I’m sorry but he likes Quentin Tarantino and Wes Anderson

He likes grindhouse movies and appreciates the gory details but is chill about it Likes cinematography in general

Watches video essays about movies

2- Richie

Unlike Mike, Richie isn’t chill about gory details and whenever someone gags while watching a movie he goes “You think that’s disgusting??? Lmaoooo that’s nothing.”

He’d be the type of guy who brags about being immune to disturbing shit

Google searches include “top ten disturbing movies of all time” “scariest movies ever” “movies worse than a serbian film”

Still likes pink guy and thinks Joji is a genius

Unironically loves the song “I Love Sex” by Pink Guy and listens to it at least once everyday

Uses Discord a lot

Always starts studying on the last day

I think he’d like history

Not like Mike tho, he just likes textbook history and world wars etc

Plays Hearts of Iron and League of Legends

Also :) he likes to code

he is a Linux >>>>>>>>>> Windows kinda guy

Likes breaking bad

And Rick and Morty

Understands politics really well

His music taste is… anime opening songs

Evangelion especially

Likes science fiction books

Pretends to be a flat-earther/conservative/anti-vax for the meme

3- Ben

LIKES BACKSTREET BOYS

and boy bands in general

he is old school and still carries an mp3 around

Doesn’t use spotify, he illegally downloads songs like a champ :D

Likes story rich games

Especially RPG’s. He really likes Planescape Torment and Baldur’s Gate

Kinda lame about women, like he hears Jordan Peterson say something like “the eternal image of the divine feminine” or some shit like that and he goes “wow poetic. agreed”

Doesn’t read “How to woo women” books like Mike but thinks about it a lot that’s for sure

Likes Audrey Hepburn

And Steinbeck

Saves different versions of the same song to his mp3. “The Less I Know The Better but you’re crying in a bathroom” “The Less I Know The Better Slowed & Reverb Listen With Headphones” “The Less I Know The Better Nightcore”

Shares playlists with Eddie

ALWAYS. ALWAYS waits for the person who’s tying their shoes

He notices if someone is walking behind the group alone and walks back to accompany them

If no one laughs at your joke, he does

Bleached his hair once and regretted it immediately Writes poetry in his free time and makes Stan proofread it

Into psychology

Hands always in pockets

Probably owned lots of lego sets as a kid

People go to him for dating advice because he is seen as this “romantic guy”, I mean he is but he gives terrible dating advice

4-Stan

He likes geography

Literally knows all the flags in the world and all the capitals

Blindfold him and give him a country name, he can show you exactly where it is on the map

Also he plays those google earth games where you get a random location and try to find out which country you’re in/ or try to find the nearest airport

Also I feel like he’d like planes a lot

Idk he just likes things that fly lol. Birds, planes etc.

Likes to read classics

LOVES H. P. Lovecraft

carries little poetry books with him everywhere and reads them he’s so cute

Dark academia is his aesthetic

Can play the piano

Likes to read Ben’s poetry :D

Dark humor

His ringtone is Le Festin :)

Has an instagram account but never posts, just watches people’s stories

Very photogenic tho.

He’s a man of culture. He likes visiting aquariums and museums

Hates zoos tho, thinks it’s evil to cage animals

Also I don’t know how to explain it but… He just likes to decorate his place? Like to the clubhouse he’ll bring stuff he likes and just quietly claims a corner as his own and make it as comfortable as he can

Has...beautiful hands

you know how some people cut the cothing labels because it irritates the back of their neck? Stan does that with everything he buys

5- Eddie

Likes Backstreet Boys because of Ben

Replies to texts immediately. Communication and social interaction gives him serotonin

I have no idea why but I feel like he’d have an obsession with Tekken and his favourite character is Ling Xiayou

Big fan of classic playstation games. Loves Spyro, Crash Bandicoot and Ratchet and Clank

He likes wearing long sleeves under t shirts

Listens to emo music, stares out the window and imagines scenarios matching the song he’s listening to

He considers MCR to be emo btw. Loves G note memes

Likes astrology

Can’t watch horror movies, and gets teased by Richie about it

However he likes media that is presented as funky/funny/happy but is actually depressing/disturbing

He likes courtroom dramas

Wears sunglasses indoors for no reason

Probably likes fallout and metro games

Has a collection of finger skateboards

#weirdcore #oddcore #nostalgia #grunge

buys and wears random college sweatshirts

Hates and loves study groups, hates it in the sense that he can’t focus on anything and just wants to hang out and talk, loves it in the sense that he CAN hang out with his friends and talk

Romanticizes everything

6- Bill

Has lots of taurus energy and is sleepy all the time

Has major Leonardo DiCaprio in The Basketball Diaries vibes

Dresses effortlessly

And likes basketball lol.

He just has… boy energy. If that makes sense. Boy next door

Likes to draw his friends

posts his drawings on Instagram

Has lots of OC’s but doesn’t know they’re called OC’s, just refers to them as “this character I created”

He likes being praised a lot ngl

His taste in memes is very similar to Richie’s

You know how they put a random word on top of a random image and it doesn’t make sense at all. He laughs at things like that. Like Richie sends him something like this:

ME WHEN I WHEN

[image of monkey]

BOTTOM TEXT

and he thinks it’s funny and loses his shit im sorry

Like someone sends a picture of Keanu Reeves to the groupchat and texts “g” and he thinks it’s funny???? He sees a picture of a cow in the backrooms and starts choking

He memorized every line in Boneless Pizza and can quote it wihtout stuttering. Like he would be sitting alone talking to himself saying shit like “ya pizza. Watchu want. 2 liter machine broke we got one liter tho. fuck you mean B.”

Never answers calls? Doesn’t like talking on the phone. He just has “Don’t fucking call me when you can text!!” energy

phone is always on silent mode

doesn’t do anything but attracts people anyway

7- Bev

Likes musicals

Theatre kid

Chews gum a lot

And swallows them :(

Likes cottagecore

Buys notebooks with cute covers but can never fill them so she just gives them to bill who turns them into sketchbooks

I think she’d give advice or reaussure people in a way that sounds kinda rude but isn’t really? Like she tells it like it is. Blunt

Likes Avatar The Last Airbender

Sense of humor is:

[Picutre of the fox from Zootopia]

why is he hot help 😭😭😭

wears baggy clothing + long skirts

[fortheloveoffanfic]

Wonderwall Chapter 2

Keanu Reeves x Reader. Chapter 1 (A/n- the sign indicates a switch in character perspective)

‘There are many things I would like to say to you, but I don’t know how.’-Oasis

Six Months later

I sit in the second row to the left, my legs crossed, hands clasped in my lap as I watch Keanu give his speech. Today is the day of his handprint ceremony at the TCL Chinese Theatre and I couldn’t be prouder. He’s been talking about it for weeks, each time more animated and excited than the last, and each time I listen, offering the same undivided attention as the first, he really only deserves my best. 

I continue to watch, my heart swells at how happy he looks, save for the unmistakable case of the nerves, as he talks about his love for film. Most of it sounds familiar, it should, considering I helped him write it and let him practice it in front of me. As he comes to a close however, I come to find that he has added something of his own. Thanking everyone who has helped and supported him throughout his career, Keanu ends with, “And last, but in no way least, to the woman who helped me write this. The wonderful lady who I’ve only had the pleasure of meeting a few years ago, she’s really a gem and I’m truly thankful; to have her in my life and to be included in hers. Thank you and I love you Y/n.” Keanu puts his hands to his chest and winks at my direction. I know that he only means ‘love’ in a plutonic way, but a huge chuck of me wishes that we could be more.

Instead of dwelling on what could never be though, I blow him a kiss and giggle when our eyes meet and he blushes. The rest of the ceremony passes by fairly quickly and I watch intently, laughing a little when he does an adorable half dance while printing his shoes in the wet cement. 

I don’t catch even the briefest moment with him until its finished. Right before everyone gathers for pictures, he greets me near the podium, pulling me into a tight hug, whispering against my hair, “Thanks for your help. And for flying out here.” He quickly presses a kiss to the side of my hair and apparently the crowd notices that our hug lingers as they begin to whisper and the familiar sound of cameras clicking fills the air.

“Of course, its no problem. You know I’m always here for you.” I hold Keanu just as tight as he holds me, breathing in his scent of cologne and cigarettes. It’s become one of my favorites, and I always miss it when we’re apart.

When we separate, Keanu continues to hold my forearms, insisting that I stay to take some pictures with him, “You know I look awkward when I do it by myself.” 

“I think you look just fine,” Very attractive actually. I can feel heat rising in my cheeks and I pray that he doesn’t notice, “Besides, every time we take pictures together, people think things.”

“Let them,” he chuckles. “If they’re going to start rumors about a romance, it wouldn’t be the worst thing to be in a relationship with you.” As he says it, I swear there’s a twinkle in his eyes, though its very hard to place. Before we join his cast mates, we share one last squeeze.

As the cameras shutter and click, Keanu’s hand lingers in the middle of my back, and I can feel the warmth of his touch through the thin fabric of my dress. Sometimes, I can’t resist the urge to look up at him, my own smile growing wider as I catch a glimpse of his faint one. I love seeing him happy, knowing he deserves every minute of it.

My hand lingers on Y/n’s back, flat against the silk of her navy blue dress. It’s a new one, she had sent a picture after she bought it, specifically for today. It’s nice and looks exceptional on her. She probably doesn’t see it, but occasionally, I find myself glancing down at her, just to see the smile brightening her already perfect face. She’s so good in front of the camera. I know its a trait that comes with the territory, but there’s something about her that always makes her stand out. 

My thoughts drift as the photo opt continues. She was right when she said that the press would start rumors about us. They’ve been trying to since we met a three years ago. I remember it well, Y/n had auditioned for the part of a female lead in a movie that I had been cast in. We had read lines together and she had left the director and a couple producers speechless with her talent.

(3 years ago) “Y/n L/n,” she offers her hand and I quickly give it a firm shake, “I’m a huge fan,” she giggles shyly.

“Keanu,” my grip on her smaller hand continues and Y/n doesn’t make an attempt to pull away. “I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t the same. It’ll be an honor to work with you.”

Y/n inhales, her breath shaking as though she’s nervous and her face takes on a light shade of red, finally she takes her hand away and oddly enough, I immediately miss the contact, “Please,” she waves me off, “The honor would be mine. And the pleasure.” She’s so humble, anyone that young, attractive and as accomplished as Y/n might be using every moment to brag or at least remind their company of their esteem, but not her. It’s refreshing.

“If you two are through with getting acquainted, why don’t we get started with script?” The director rolls her eyes, clearly annoyed that we’ve lost ourselves in our own world but the smile despite her annoyance is evident “From the scene where our villain meets our hero?” 

“Of course, so sorry.” Y/n shakes herself out of the moment and I’m forced to do the same. After a few seconds, we’re both in character, Y/n as the young, witty antagonist and myself as the protagonist. 

(Now) It was probably the best audition that I had ever read for, and it wasn’t even mine. Y/n had even gotten the part and the prospect of working with her was exciting, though, about three months before production began, she ended up having to drop out of the movie because of other commitments. Luckily though, by some great miracle, we managed to conjure up a lasting friendship during our short time together. 

“What are you thinking about?” Y/n’s words break my thoughts and I only now fully realize that the picture taking is through for now. “Well are you going to tell me?”

“You’re so nosey,” I tease, not willing to tell Y/n that she had consumed my thoughts.

Rolling her eyes, she tugs my arm so I’ll follow her to our car back to the hotel, “Fine don’t tell me. Feel free to go back to dreamland once we’re in the car too,” she huffs, but I know she’s fooling around.

I hold the door open for her, then slip in behind Y/n. As we buckle our seat belts I take my chance at testing the waters, trying to ignore the familiar anxiety that I haven’t felt since the night on her couch, “I was thinking about you.”

Y/n seems stunned. Her mouth opens, but no words escape and as if realizing that she may not be able to manage any, she shuts it again. For a while, the process repeats itself but eventually she’s able to get a few out, “What about me?”

Oh, nothing really, just that you’re the most wonderful person that I’ve ever met and I think I’m in love with you. No big deal. She’s awaiting an answer and I get the feeling that right now is one of those rare moments where the stars have aligned. The mood is right, quiet and full of possibility. The privacy screen is up and we’re confined to the backseat with no prying ears. The air around us feels electric and I’m riding the high of the ceremony this morning, confident enough to let myself imagine that if I say something, Y/n will say she feels the same. 

But then it happens. That frightened, self doubting part of myself steps in, it always exists, keeping me from getting to close anyone. Don’t say it because you don’t want to lose her. You can’t lose her. “That I’m lucky you’re my friend.” Y/n probably doesn’t remember those words, but I do. They’re safe. They give me a place to hide. When she said them, she meant them, when I say them its because I’m stopping myself from saying more.

Maybe I’m imagining it, but her face falters before breaking into a 100 watt smile and just like that, the moment is gone. Destroyed, crumbled to ruins. Y/n grabs my arm, seemingly unaware of it all, resting her head on my shoulder, “So am I,” she responds.

The rest of the ride back is quiet. I’ve let the chance go by again. Maybe I’ll never be brave enough.

*****

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