#kbtbb spoilers

[sterkeyra]

KBTBB - Forever a Family with the Baddest Bidder

Cheers to the 10th anniversary of KBTBB and Eisukes upcoming birthday!

It's been a decade, and he's been one of the faces of Voltage for a long time, so it's like the end of an era now that every bidders story finally reached his conclusion. They are happily married and their children got to see the light of day. In the new story of Eisuke, Eito himself is almost old enough to be a LI himself. (Is this a sign Voltage?)

Even if not everyone was a fan of the series, it does make you a bit emotional if not nostalgic if you think that the title finally reached it's end. In the japanese version at least. It will take a few more months before we'll get the last stories translated as well.

I personally love how Otas, Babas and Mamorus pictures feature the MC as well as she always seems to brighten the images. Especially Otas looks magical with all the flower petals. But it's also hilarious how Eisuke carries his child like a sack of potatoes.

Here's a small compilation of everyones kids:

Eisuke: Eito, Kaito, Yuu (possibly a 4th child in the making?)

Soryu: Ryusei

Ota: Hinata

Baba: Moa

Mamoru: Nodoka

Not in the pictures but Luke, Hikaru, Shuichi and Mad Hatter got kids as well:

Luke: Yuri

Hikaru: Akari

Shuichi: Kikyo

Mad Hatter: Rui & Kai

Anyways happy new year and here's for an exciting journey ahead of us!

[voltage-vixen]

[yakocchi]

The Emperor's Peak (VIP) // Completion

"Come here; You've got 5 minutes."

ayo new year, new january to sap money from eisuke enjoyers. well as the teens say, the fit do be bussin tho

i only bothered to pay up as theyve “graciously” given free VIP access for a bit. still no way to purchase subs on Passport, which is wild considering how much they push using the site

the stories are mostly fun. theres even a ministory about their middle-aged life (20 yrs into their marriage). obv they cant have their ikemen look crusty, so eisuke just looks like a disgruntled anime Beatle

the more interesting SR story is where they time travel to eisuke's 5th bday. so back when he was still formally a Kuga, but after his moms been hospitalized. the boy is naturally home alone. the story is quite sweet, but honestly was looking forward to more of the ichinomiya brothers so hmph

[hikaruspinktip]

Wow!!!! Love 365 - Kissed by the baddest bidder

Season eleventeenth is CRAAZY !! 😱

(VERY REAL, 11nd SEASON)

Go to Hikaru's pov, shuichi's route on Traitor's Wedding March!

[leastdatablebracket]

ROUND 3, MATCH 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Ota Kisaki

Propaganda

He literally treats MC like a dog, and also they meet when he buys her in a black market auction

Anti-Propaganda

the tiniest defense of ota from kbtbb ALL but like three of the ro’s do buy you off the black market (it’s a team effort bc humans aren’t meant to be sold in the black market hotel ring ackshually 🤓 so the whole team pools together to buy you 💀 [and eisuke runs the damn thing which is objectively worse]) also one of the ro’s who doesn’t buy you is a black market doctor who’s obsessed w ur bones, and ur kids from other routes?, like *loves* ur collar bones and it’s weird. the other two are like. an accountant or some shit and a clown

Shuu Iwamine

Propaganda

This damn partridge kills you CONSTANTLY, regardless if you romance him or not. One of them is literally at the START of the school year, he beheads you then uses your head to pilot this grotesque horror movie android thing! Completely unprompted, you can just die immediately! Horrible school doctor material, even worse boyfriend material, but alas, he's my favorite character.

[hatobf spoilers and also gore / violence kind of ?] he literally kills the mc in both of his endings, and in the true route he uses her best friend to kill her . and chops her body up and puts them in boxes to his student . and he puts her brain in a strange scarecrow machine . its insane hes so undateable man <//3

Decapitates protagonist and puts her head in a jar. Kills multiple other characters. Just generally an unpleasant person . My favorite character btw

He hates your species, sees you more as a science experiment than a romantic partner, and also kills you in his ending. Plus he has just, the worst attitude about the whole thing.

Bad End with him the government takes you out. "Good" end with him he cuts off your head, sticks it in a jar, and talks to it while on the run from the government. (Spoilers for hatoful BBL) True End of the whole game that ties up all the characters' stories, he kills you again but this time sends your head to your childhood best friend and takes your brain out to make basically robo-frankenstein. Was also an adult when the MC was a young child, and is the school nurse at MC's high-school. He's also a partridge. 

Literal birderer (bird murderer) 

It also turns out the (unrequited?) love of his life was the father of the MC's childhood friend. AND HE DOESN'T PULL ANY OF THIS SHIT WITH HIM. HE EVEN BECOMES A SLIGHTLY BETTER PERSON FOR HIM IN HOLIDAY STAR. It even turns out that everything thing he did in the true route of Hatoful Boyfriend was to fulfill a promise he made to that man on his deathbed (ALTHOUGHT RYOUTA'S FATHER NEVER ASKS HIM TO COMMIT ANY MURDERS, FATBIRD JUST THINKS MURDERS ARE A GREAT SOLUTION TO MANY PROBLEMS). So like, he's not just a murderous sadistic partridge who is also kind of a dick. He could not be one. Just NOT FOR YOU. OR ANYONE ELSE. JUST THIS ONE SPECIFIC PIGEON.

[lemmelynn]

Ota Kisaki [Season 7] | Sweet Chapel, Spicy Kiss

[fumifooms]

This is the funniest thing… No wayyy “I wanted this guy that hasn’t left the basement in 4 years to go out for once but that was an awful, unhealthy and selfish request to make in the end” coupled with this is how they’re playing this with a straight face. This whole route is so surreal, I love it so much. This excerpt in context isn’t even like, worrying tbh it’s just such wild words to have while the MC is monologuing about the wrongs done and bridges burned. It’s the innocent bleeding heart heroine tone of it all… Chef’s kiss, perfection, meme potential off the charts

[leoamber66]

VOLTAGE PLSSS

Me rn:

BUT PLS SEND HELP THEY'RE ALL TOO CUTE

HELP ME MY HEART HAS COMBUST

Story: Kissed by the Baddest Bidder: Becoming the Perfect Family Pt. 3: Shuichi, Mad Hatter, Hikaru, Luke and Eisuke

[otastoothbrush]

me and you both Sakiko

(i cross out my name because i don’t want any of my irl friends to find this cause they’ll know it’s me 😭 if you wanna be moots hmu :)))

[ravenarld]

HOLY FUCK

Man is fine af in that blue suit 🥵🥵

[mitsumerea]

I always had this hc that Rhion and MC would have twin boys

And now it’s cannon ~ 🎉

[syun0acute]

😂😂😂

[voltage-vixen]

[yakocchi]

A Naughty Kiss in the Sweet Chapel (Epilogue) // Eisuke

"Nothing has ever been such a nuisance as (this) emotion that cannot be logically explained."

o… i guess ive been gone for over a month. sorry yall, ig there wasnt much of note LOL

anyway speaking of only few things of note, eisuke’s wedding epilogue is finally out! whyd it take so long and with essentially zero kbtbb content in between? it_is_a_mystery.png

below the cut, briefest + blandest summary in the world

so continuing from the route, they do a lot of public weddings, including one where eisuke is a Prince and mc a princess. mc was very into that. apparently very good with the PR, these sort of weddings. but tbf my anti-capitalist mind wouldve been like "smh my head rich people" if i saw that plastered on the news anyway between all that (apparently they had a “wedding night” for each of these weddings… bruh), eisuke tells her to think of what she’d like for their honeymoon. so after some thinking, she finally says that’d she’d like to relax with him at an onsen. Yes, unsurprisingly eisuke is like “wow kind of basic, lady” but LOL w/e, it’s not like he’d deny her even if she wanted to sit in a trash can for a week. so later he drags her to a very fancy private resort in Central America in the rainforest with AI macaws and stuff (they say “colorful birds” so… macaws). the onsen part is a fancy waterfall with warm water. later it’s revealed that ota helped design the whole thing, which added context to earlier where ota was with eisuke at the penthouse going like “okay like, im working here, but meanwhile u…” + got startled when mc walked into the room. also lots of boning sprinkled about. happy end

eisuke is surprisingly pretty cute in all this lol. it’s more like “im grumpy that you are all focused on the ring all the time instead of me, so im going to yeet u into a pool”… it feels both uncharacteristic of him and at the same time the correct amt of petty for him lol it's cute to see him actually be openly yakimochi OK!!

[hikaruspinktip]

I DOWNLOADED GACHALIFE AND ITS ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE.. SO THEN I DECIDED TO MAKE SOME CHARACTERS 😈

Then..I did some horrible editing to make it very cute !! <3

Ik it is bad, but its still funny 😼

[flatsuke]

fellas i am losing my goddamn MIND