#kazumiku

[kazumiku]

THE FINAL PROBLEM

a heizou x gn!reader smau

— THE QUESTION IS, WHAT CAN YOU MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE DONE.

genre | detective/criminal au, mystery, thriller, slight angst, comfort, lots of romance

synopsis | being promoted a rank high enough in your position to start working directly under the shikanoin heizou is no easy feat. the number 1 detective of the tenryou commission is a mystery in itself, no case number needed, a person would be stupid enough to question a solid principle. however, heizou isn't the only one packing secrets worth filling a case file to abundance, with your own closets full of skeletons better left in the dark. it's no better than a game of oddities and uncertainties only you and he can partake in, for one will come as victor 'fore every instance comes to light. but who's playing into whose palms, exactly?

warnings | 17+, stalking, character deaths, ooc characters, very offensive jokes, suggestive moments but nothing explicit, risque comments, a lot of blood will be mentioned, ill be quoting sherlock holmes a lot umm

status | not yet started

taglist | open ( send ask or reply anywhere )

p.files ↬ basement dwellers, fists-up-my-balls, tenryou's lapdogs (extras)

p.logue ↬ a study in maroon (🔍)

LOGBOOK : ENTRY #1 "OPENING STATEMENTS"

01 → the penthouse ; 02 → a woman's necessities (🔍) ; 03 → dango for two

04 → stalling (🔍) ; 05 → impromptu date ; 06 → empty wine barrel (🔍)

07 → tba... ; 08 → tba... ; 09 → tba...

LOGBOOK : ENTRY #2 "CLOSING ARGUMENTS"

00 → tba... ; 00 → tba... ; 00 → tba...

LOGBOOK : ENTRY #3 "THE VERDICT"

00 → tba... ; 00 → tba... ; 00 → tba...

LOGBOOK : ENTRY #4 "THE SENTENCE"

00 → tba... ; 00 → tba... ; 00 → tba...

main navi!

a/n; this is gonna be relatively long (?) and also really different to the things i usually write, so im probably not gonna start this in a while LOL also i really love sherlock holmes

[zoropookie]

im going to blow up 😧

woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pokidot]

AHHHHKHKHK JAHHH HJ J H HAHHAHHHHHH H HH HAHHAHHH HAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MANDELA MANDELA SCARA WOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH WOOAHH H SAHAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHH HHH H HAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH HHAHWH ZOROO OOOOROROOZOROO OROORROO POKIDOT POKIIIII OMG OGMAMWGGGGHHHJHJH HAHHHH HH QHQHHQH THISIIIS OMG OMMMH I LVOE LLOOVEE I LOVOEE LOVEE I LOVEEE MANDEL SCAMRAMICHE SO BAD MYUYYYYY SCAKOONIKOOKIKOOOOOO KKOOOO OKOKOKO OKOKO WOOAHHK HKKHHOAOWOOHOHOH OWOAHOHOHOOH OWOAOHHHHHHHHHHH WIAHHHHH WOAH WOAH OWAOH H

yall can’t be serious rn‼️😭 /j

[penelopeswifey]

MMEMEEOOO WMEOW MEOWMEOWMEOMW MMMEEEOOWW!1@!!

I don't speak furry kazu 🫤

[chuusheartattck]

YOIR ANONS FIGHTING ARE HILARIOUS anw im team scara bc i feel bad for 💫 anon 💪💪💪

i��m like ttme childe instigating fights between people

[simonisferal]

simon...

why are you an emo furry now...

you’re a furry!!!! and im just like i always am so…

[yuan4i]

FALSE GOD kinich x reader

SYNOPSIS you, a straight-A honours senior student at teyvat high, hoping to receive the teyvat academic medal. however ever since the year started, you’ve only scored second place to kinich. your relationship with kinich is a bit complex. rivals; that’s what you’d call your relationship with him. other than the fact that he’s oblivious to who you were… until a faux relationship between you two started? 

STATUS 08/18/24, coming soon (planned after cod ends) 

GENRE social media au, modern au, high school au

CONTENT WARNINGS one-sided rivalry, fake dating troupe, implied female reader (they/them prns), suggestive scenes, everyone’s a senior other than kachina, written during 5.0’s release, messy timestamps, will add more later! (☆) = written chapters

TAGLIST closed! please let me know if you changed your username.

CHARACTERS tba...

ACT I - "WE MIGHT JUST GET AWAY WITH THIS"

tba...

ACT II - "RELIGION IN YOUR LIPS..."

tba...

ACT III - "EVEN IF IT'S A FALSE GOD"

tba...

ACT IV - "WE'D STILL WORSHIP THIS LOVE"

tba...

TAGLIST @viannasthings @Imgayandshesanime @thegalaxyisunfolding @felisfuscqs @yae-lover @pneumosia @kiokiee @emiliona @kemireads19 @novasstar @3cst4syy @meigalaxy @sketcheeee @cherrybb-ily @kazumiku @ashyiiy @kazumiku @riminiscensce @uppuzstars @tighnariskobi @owoshiny @coorwe @lunavixia @scarasbaby @silverxyz0 @reisore @lobbitack @https-mika @xiaoderrrr @callistolol @lxkeeeeee @aethenawhosp @0407files @romyoia @yuu1105 @yuyuumi @lamcos @keiiqq @weilelian @runa1urmum @dazqa @rvoulte @ganertys @guineverewaves @bananasquash @3lectraheart @kunikame @lacunasweven @itsactuallylina @rilllvri @frosted-hyacinth @glitter-and-tears @fantasyhopperhea @queenof3ferrets @royalgoldenghost @animeobsessed56 @potteraep @fallenisded @manhdayyyy @vervainnnn @slvdsjjk @morgyyyyyyy @sands-worst-enemy @mccnology @eutopiastar @lulumallow @lamocs @x-hihihi-x @leralise @siomairice135 @sunturines @allenmqww @mitsuriscannongf @aeferkssr @vxcmx @kaoiyeva @samyayaya @yourmomssneakylink @scarlet-bluestar @chsyug @its-vante @darling-eos @faeryarchives @matchablossomsss @ellieloverrr @lyyzzei @yuminako @neuviloved @kinichieswife @pookiebearcave @marinson @anqelkoz @beverlyhillstapwater @simonisferal @theswordthatstabbedjouno @sliceofjai @liyue-harbour @ciel-solar @bobaducky

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[sl-vega]

💌 PROJECT: LOVE LIASON!

🌷 - a highschool social media au ll scaramouche x fem! reader -🌷

𝜗𝜚 SYNOPSIS: you're head over heels in love with childe, and scaramouche is (begrudingly) smitten with his "rival" mona. and, by sheer divine coincidence, you both happen to be the best friends of each other's objects of affection, so you strike a deal with each other. if scaramouche helps you ask out childe, you'll set him up with mona. so with the annual spring formal right around the corner, the two of you vow to be each other's wingmans so you can end your junior year on a high note (and maybe even kick off your senior year with a new relationship!). between, scheming, planning, and researching, you and scaramouche find yourselves developing a new relationship via helping each other out. now the real question is whether this friendship will remain as a pure platonic bond, or blossom into something more?

genre: strangers to friends to lovers, friends/classmates to lovers, pair the suitors, smau, high school au, modern au, social media au, crack, comedy

warnings: swearing, crude humour, potentially ooc, keys/kms jokes, suggestive/sensitive content, pictures used are not meant to depict y/n's physical appearance

status: ongoing

side ships: navia x chlorinde

additional notes:

this smau is heavily inspired by toradora (finished it recently and I adored it)

this will get more frequently updated (once the first chapter drops) as I have already made several chapters in advance

taglist is open! as per usual, just send me an ask or comment if you want to be tagged!

💌 means that the chapter contains written material!

dividers by @cafekitsune a + @anitalenia

ᥫ᭡ STARRING:

0.1; retired theater kids // 0.2 abandonment issues personified

PROJECT LOVE LIASON IS IN ACTION!

00-PROLOGUE; fate hates me

ACT ONE; we wing-manning?

01; we need to stop meeting like this - [💌] // 02; stalker! // 03; tag along squad! // 04; next door nuisance - [💌] // 05; mixed signals // 06; girl talk! - [💌] // 07; smitten schemers // 08; operation: first (study) date! - [💌] // 09; devil's advocate // 10; repaying the favour - [💌] // 11; it's not stupid if it works // 12; progress! // 13; wiki how to flirt with your crush - [💌] // 14; it's giving wattpad // 15; recon + some reconciliation // 16; free vacation?!

ACT TWO; cuz baby, you're a firework!!

17; simulanka! // 18; packing while procrastinating // 19; plotting coincidence // 20; fancy meeting you here - [💌] // 21; abort mission! - [💌] // 22; on board! // 23; taking flight // 24; injustice on air // 25; falling for you (literally) - [💌] // 26; crappy sky-fi // 27; (arguably) safe landing - [💌] // 28; checking in + checking out // 29; the most magical place on earth!™ - [💌] // 30; consumerism core!!! // 31; how do you talk to your crush? (asking for a friend) - [💌] // 32; mentally preparing // 33; kill me now - [💌] // 34; I owe you one // 35; foiled plans - [💌] // 36; - // 37; -

ACT THREE; pair the suitors

[MORE TBA]

🎀 - taglist!;

@agaygothicmushroom @035814 @freyao7, @sketcheeee @tsukimara @shyentsmissingink @peachystea @aries-afk @lxkeeeee @sakiimeo @sugxryratz @shutingstar @lalaloveallmydays @bellflower1257 @haruumei @kichiyosh1 @littlemisssatanist @dee-zbignuts @candyescapism @crimxeorcremeexistspeacefully @h3ll0-kitty-4lly @franaby @la-cursii @heusalettle @automaticpatroltragedy, @c4ttheart, @meigalaxy @misswetty @introvertaku02, @daiyunjin @trulyylee @lily-lmao @kazumiku @kunikuzushis-darling @vitanye @livelaughlovekuni @imnotyizhuo @akagi0021 @rook-kisser @mitsuribe @scaraenthusiast1 @chemiru @193i3 @matolka @tamikahoshiko @jayzioxx @samyayaya @dontmindtheevie @v3ntis-lyr3

[lxkeeeee]

➤ GOKUSHUFUDŌ | scaramouche x reader smau

SYNOPSIS: In which Balladeer, a famous streamer suddenly stopped streaming without any given notice. His fans don't know that he is just actually embracing the way of the househusband.

STATUS: to be started.

GENRE: social media au, fluff, crackfic.

CONTENT WARNINGS: images used in this fic do not belong to me, reader uses she/her prns and is fem bodied, cringe jokes, kys jokes, swearing, slightly suggestive, established relationship, chapters are like oneshot-esque, some chapters may include written parts, images used for y/n will not be the bases for your character and you're free to imagine the skin tone and other things that makes you you. Also, I'm not really used to using twitter that much so forgive me in advance if there are some moments the media wouldn't be understandable, messy plot lmao.

NOTES: this smau won't fully follow the anime plot.

CHARACTER PROFILES: Streamers | The L/n-Raiden Couple | Alpha Sigmas | One Collective Braincell | Iconic Bitches | Others

ACT ONE: SOCIAL MEDIA SHENANIGANS

0. PROLOGUE / 01. Chat are you seeing this? / 02. I aim to please you. / 03. Bro just dipped. / 04. Hamburger steak. / 05. Iconic Bitches ft. Kunikuzushi. / 06. You're sweeter than the sweets you've baked. / 07. Do you guys think he died or something— / 08. Bro started food photography. / 09. Fuck off, I don't give my recipes that easily. / 10. Suspicious. / 11. You got the goods? / 12. Spotted in the wild. / 13. Leave me the fuck alone omg. / 14. Growing popularity. / 15. Sales Day. / 16. I'm a househusband. / 17. He likes his coffee with cream and two sugars. / 18. Fontaine. / 19. Are they back together? / 20. I'm literally married.

ACT TWO: MARRIED LIFE SHENANIGANS

Tba.

TAGLIST: open! @im-lovely-stfu @liuaneee @sketcheeee @vxcmx @daydreamofrevi @justadvena6 @justkira-143 @alatussorrow @trulyylee @kuki-corrosion @featuredtofu @shyentsmissingpink @sakiimeo @cheriswag @materialgrowll @ichcocat @simonisferal @shutingstar @kazumiku @vashyuu @kwnikuzushi @aruatsu @kokoscutie @angelkazusstuff @dxrling-xing @zuhahearts @3lectraheart @ale-t13 @itsvynnie [28/50] (usernames in bold and blue means I can't tag you)

[kazumiku]

Kazumi ー '03 he/they INFP 5w4 sfw ! ! !

✧ ー nsfw sideblog @kazumikissu

i am open minded so i will write for about almost everything! feel free to send requests <3 i like heizou the most (i think) and i meow

asks will be closed for a while, stay safe everyone!!!

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↬ profiles ; denisdaily fans

✧ of pride and prejudice - scaramouche smau

↬ 01 ; tweaking bad

— playing 1-800 hot-n-fun on repeat —

[zoropookie]

guys.... hes not gone... hes right here wit me... im holding his hand... hes holding mine... we have a happy little family with kittens running around we live in a small lil house he cooks me dinner because i cant cook and i bake him cupcakes because thas the only thing im good at in the kitchen...

this is slash jay zoro you ate with that chapter ily please dont die!!! 😋😋😋

that aint kazuha then, that’s ahuzak!!!!

i hope you’re taking it well you were one of the biggest kazuha glazers 😭😭😭

[floylia]

ELYSIAN ♫

20. Guilty as sin!

Notes:

hardest chapter to make, i had so many ideas i wanted to add that it was overwhelming, so i procrastinated 👍

also 4 more chapters 🫡

Synopsis: After 7 years of enduring the media’s relentless pursuit of painting you as a villain, you’re forced to go on an indefinite hiatus with a tainted reputation on your head. However, just when you thought your career was over, a certain 5WIRL member wants you to feature on his solo album. Surely, this won’t affect your reputation once more, would it?

Scaramouche x fem!reader

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taglist (closed!): @aruatsu @magicalink @featuredtofu @scarasbaby @veekoko @scaranthropy @the-ghost-0f-t0m0 @vernith @thystarsshine @lily-lmao @lovemari @mellowberrie @kunikuzushis-darling @skyoverkill1 @alatusorrow @kukikoooo @kyon-cherri @keiiqq @tzuw1ce @xiaossocksniffer @kaitfae @infinitetrashbag @lvnalxve @lovelypadisarah @ulquiorraswife @sketcheeee @atyour-kitchencounter @pirate-of-the-dark-seas @neiiuna @sn1perz @kazioli @inelenastyle @hearts4shu @wisheslost @Kazeyozuha @kazumiku @eutopiastar @chemiro @bananasquash @mujiwuji @danhenglovebot @cremesluv @boomie-123 @kookiibun @help-whatdoimakemyusername @vavrin @beaniedoodz @misterpoofin @justpeachyteastea @one-and-only-tay @peaceindreams @strxwberryfetish @shutingstar @projectsfantasy @quacking-simp @morgyyyyyyy @cante-lope @k-cris

[pokidot]

those were the voices taking over mb! take care of yourself user pokidot heart heart ily/p !!!!!!!!

i may as well remaster it 😭 had NO idea you guys fw it like that!!!!!

[formyaisonly]

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— like we were before

Track 18: out of excuses 𓆩♡𓆪

୨♡୧ They're flirting, your honor! 

୨♡୧ Hutao still has some reservations towards Xiao's intentions, but at this point, she just wants her friend to be happy. 

୨♡୧ I got the milk idea from my friend who drove to my house to ask for sugar because he ran out of it while he was trying to do homemade tanghulu.

💌 I'm sorry for the delayed update. I'm so bad at using the scheduled post. 

🔖 taglist: @swivi @whipped-for-fictionals @fatbootymuncher @sukisukiii @tiredslepz @sl-vega @aixaingela @c4ttheart @riyangiis @starringyau @kazumiku @r4yyyyy @kunimylovee @kayla-drawz @pandaquick @yourfavoritefreakyhan @mikashisus @yuminako @samyayaya @sucroselvr @khoncore @tamikahoshiko @kunikuzushis-darling @animeobsessed56 @floweringanna @trulyylee @jayzioxx @carmwells @ffdghvdu

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[chuusheartattck]

help I'm not even much of a xiao stan but your xiao... i want him. i need him. I CAN TREAT HIM BETTER. 👏👏 we already broke scara's heart once, and we can do it again for xiao /hj

also i love ttme ive been lurking since day one bc i was too shy to ask to be in the taglist lmao 🫂

i didn’t expect ttme xiao to have so many fans 😭

also tysm for reading!! i’m glad you’re enjoying it 🫶🫶

[simonisferal]

hai do you meows

mreowwwwwww