#kayaday’s lie

[hyperfixationjunkie]

“BUT THAT’S KAYADAY’S LIE ISN’T IT?”

"of course, of course, of course"

[yoshi-self-ships]

Got this meme from @proshipjunko 's blog

Good 'ol Saiibo with Kokichi and Irumatsu friendship

Convo between the five below. Cw for swearing and s.exual language. What do you expect with Miu and Kokichi in the same room together?

Shuichi: You two either need to stop hacking into my account or start chipping in!

Kokichi: Nee-heehee...Why is Shumai so mad? We're friends, riiiiiight? Friends share things!

Shuichi: Friends don't hack into other friends accounts.

Kokichi: Well, what about Kiiboy? He gets to watch all he wants. Why is he an exception?

Shuichi: Cuz he's my boyfriend.

Miu: Oh, I see. So just because Kiibo's a swallower, that means he has free access, huh Pooichi?

Shuichi: *blushing heavily* I-

Kiibo: *face is very red, causing him to let out some steam as he twiddles his index fingers* Miu! Wh-what m-me and Shuichi do behind closed doors i-is between him and me...!

Kokichi: So you're not even denying that you do that? Jeez, you're more of a cum dumpster than the whore pig next to me!

Miu: *moans out* Wh-whore pig!?

Shuichi: ...Disregarding that...how were you even able to hack into my account?

Kokichi: Oh, that's my doing.

Shuichi: ...Really?

Kokichi: It's a lie~

Shuichi: *sighs as he pinches the bridge of his nose*

Kokichi: It's all Kayaday's doing!

Shuichi: K-Kaede?

Kaede: Yeah.. That was me.

Shuichi: But why?

Kaede: Mainly to shut Kokichi up. And cuz we thought you wouldn't completely mind since we're all friends.

Shuichi: ...How did you know my password?

Kaede: You're not very creative with passwords...

Shuichi: What do you mean?

Kaede: You're password is literally ilovekiiboidabashi123*

Shuichi: *blushes again* ...

Kiibo: *is still blushing* ...

Kokichi: Yeah... You two are very sappy. Welp, that just means you two dorks are perfect for each other! Nee-neehee!

[shin-holly]

B...but that’s...Kayaday’s lie...isnt it...??

[istolegodskneecaps]

I changed my name because. It has a nice ring to it imo and its actually based on a random thought: Kayaday (kaede actually, got reminded about the whole ITS KAYADAYS LIE ISNT IT thing+Shuichi and an extra i and boom)

[empwnleon-old]

[Companion to kayaday’s lie this piece]

Can’t draw the lie aesthetic without including the King of Lies himself.

(Sometimes you just want to draw someone surrounded by eyeball fire, ok)

[dangitgrandpav3imagines]

Shuichi,Kokichi,Kiibo,Kaede,& Himiko sneak in the play that SHSL Actor/Actress is in.

I hope that this imagine is to your liking sorry for the long wait. Can’t you guest what the plays are about?

🌸Mod Angie🌸

Shuichi:

You were still on the bed, not making a sound as the audience watched you. If it wasn’t a play, people would’ve thought you were really dead.

As the rest of the 7 actors gathered around, for your ‘funeral’, you heard the footsteps of your awaited prince.

Shuichi was nervous at this point.

He couldn’t believe he was doing in front of every, possibly to be rejected by C/N.

But, you…

Were worth it, just to show how much he care about you.

As he finally got close enough

….He started to sing.

~ Someday when spring is here~

~We’ll find our love anew~

~And the birds will sing~

~And Wedding bells will ring~

~Someday when my dream come true ~

That voice…

Shuichi..?

You felt soft lips gently press on you lips, smiling as you kissed back a little, possibly making his ahoge go up.

You opened your eyes and stood up to find a pink- face Detective.

“ My Prince.”

You grabbed him into another kiss, making Shuichi stiff but melt into.

He heard the audience applaud you, feeling Shuichi smile on your lips.

‘ It worked’

Kokichi:

You can’t say that you’re surprised, but still

You couldn’t help but jolt a little

You were sitting down on your knees, looking at the statue in front of you.

Then you heard that unmistakable laugh.

“Neeheehee~”

You turned around to see a different Phatom from before.

His half masked face, not hiding his purple gaze at you.

“ We meet again, My Angel Of Music.”

You were stunned, you almost forgot line.

After both of your scenes, you took Ouma’s hand and brought him back stage.

Kokichi….why?”

“What? Can’t a friend just help and give a little support?”

You gave him the ‘ Stop your bullshit’ look.

Kokichi eyes started to flood tears at an alarming rate. Knowing that they were for dramatic act.

“Don’t look at me like that! I just wanted to get the chance to kiss you without getting slapped! Is that so much to ask for!?!?”

“Kiss!?”

“Well,yeah, If you were going to kiss anyone ot should be with someone that is more and capable of pulling of an act-.”

You kiss him on the lips as he finished his sentence, slightly surprising him, but kissing you back harder harder.

Pulling back from the kiss, you messsed with his hair.

“ I like you too, dork.”

……..

“ What happened to the guy playing the phantom?”

“Heeeeee had family business to take care of so I generously took his place.”

“Bullshit.”

Taking his hand quickly looking for the Missing Actor.

Kiibo:

You got ready in your fancy outfit as you make an entrance to the ballroom.

As you entered the ballroom, you stood to look at your-oh god.

It took all you had not to chuckle at this new Mechanical Beast.

He drew some whiskers on his face, wearing cat ears, wearing a tie.

His face was pink as he held out his hand.

“C-Can I hold your hand to dance.?”

You took his hand gently and started to dance.

You laughed a Little as you whispered in his to him.

“What are you doing?”

“ Dancing with you, what else?”

“No, I mean what are you doing in the play?”

“Well, My caculations theorized that I’d be in a play in a romantic setting, then you’ll more likely to accept my feelings.”

“ Robots have feelings?”

“ S/O! That’s Robophobic!”

“ I’m kidding,Silly Bot, I would’ve accepted your feelings anyway.

You kissed him out of the view of the audience when his back was towards them.

He overheated and had to be rebooted.

Worth it.

Kaede:

Kaede said she would come to your play, but you don’t see her.

You already started the play without her.

As you were going unlong with the play, the lights were suddenly on the pianist playing the organs.

She was wearing a black and purple dress as she beautifully played the organs.

Kaede(Kayaday’s lie isn’t it)

When she was done,she looked at you with tiny fake fangs in her mouth and bowed.

Everyone clapped as the both of you went back stage.

“ Kaede,that was beautiful, but May I ask why?

She smiled sheepishly as she nervously twirled her Fingers.

“Well, I thought that a best friend would just go to the play, but a best girlfriend would be in the play with them so here I am.

You chuckled as you grabbed her hands to your chest.

“ Kaede, you’re so cheesy.”

“N-No I’m no-“

You cut her of by kissing her on the lips.

*Cute Stuttering *

Himiko:

As the prince of the story

You walk towards the princess in an enternal sleep.

You leanest I’m to get a better look at the-Himiko?

You saw her open her eyes a little to look at you.

She closed them back with a lazy smile on her face.

Rolling your eyes, you step down to the level of the bed and gave her a kiss on the lips. Her kissing back lazily. She stood up from the bed.

“Nyeh~ my prince has woken me up, that means will be together,right?”

She’s so cute

“Yes,my princess.”

“Good, cause I don’t have enough MP points now to make you love me.

She doesn’t need them.

[sandlermewatson]

That's kayaday lie isn't it

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[holy-shit-dangan-ronpa]

IS THE THE NEW KAYADAY

Kaede… tell lie?

[shsl--fangirl]

Ouma:“But that’s Kaede’s lie,isn’t it?”

Fandom:BuT tHaT’s KaYadAy’s LiE,IsN’t It?

[lemonade-but-more-gay]

things I want to say when someone leaves the room

"you're gonna leave me alone here with a fucking cat?"

"you're gonna leave me alone here with someone I want to choke?"

"ok bye, we'll watch Avengers: end game without you bud"

"You're leaving? b-but isn't that a Lie? KAYADAYS LIE?"

"you're gonna leave me all alone here with less pink pink panther?"

"fuck man, I'm goin too!" *runs in other direction*

"ok, I'll burn down the house for you"

(feel free to add more)

[myselfphobic-reblogs]

Tsumugi, to Kokichi: I just saw the funniest meme. Oh, I'm sorry, do you know what a meme is?

*Flashback*

Kokichi: But that's Kayaday's lie, isn't it?

*Back to Present*

Kokichi, wearily: No.

[latte-hotte]

Can I talk about ndrv3 voices?? I'm really impressed with most of them this time around. Tsumugis makes me wanna die and I would have preferred fuckin Bryce for ouma, but everyone else??? Tenko is ibuki mioda and it fits surprisingly well Himiko is perfect Miu wasn't what I expected but also it????really fits?? It might be one of my faves And Tojo???uh slay me??? Korekiyo,? Yes?? For some reason the teruteru voice,??works?? Maki is?? Very nice ?? ANGIE!! I love Angie and I love her voice sm I could go on but like it'd just be the same shit In conclusion I'm really impressed by this game's va Minus 'sayaka' tsumugi and 'kayaday's lie' ouma that is

[rogueofwords]

Tsumugi, to Kokichi: I just saw the funniest meme. Oh, I'm sorry, do you know what a meme is?

*Flashback*

Kokichi: But that's Kayaday's lie, isn't it?

*Back to Present*

Kokichi, wearily: No.

[miuirumadr]

Tsumugi, to Kokichi: I just saw the funniest meme. Oh, I'm sorry, do you know what a meme is?

*Flashback*

Kokichi: But that's Kayaday's lie, isn't it?

*Back to Present*

Kokichi, wearily: No.

[suhomestucktrash]

Tsumugi, to Kokichi: I just saw the funniest meme. Oh, I'm sorry, do you know what a meme is?

*Flashback*

Kokichi: But that's Kayaday's lie, isn't it?

*Back to Present*

Kokichi, wearily: No.

[trashcoswynaut]

Tsumugi, to Kokichi: I just saw the funniest meme. Oh, I'm sorry, do you know what a meme is?

*Flashback*

Kokichi: But that's Kayaday's lie, isn't it?

*Back to Present*

Kokichi, wearily: No.