#kawaii laifu with the waifu

[setsuntamew]

GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS DUDE I'M GONNA THROW HIM IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR OHHH MADARA YOU'RE GOING TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

hi this is somewhat summarized from my hours long rants on bsky, where I think I largely sounded like someone in the middle of some sort of mental health crisis?

ANYWAY

I mean we basically KNEW he was gonna be in the next event because his voice actor is gonna be on the radio show but oh my GOD he's a sexy Halloween calico wolf(???) and I hate him so much

I hope Madara Mikejima dies and goes to hell

I'm already mourning my wallet because I had ALREADY budgeted to get all 5 copies of Kohaku from Helter-Spider BUT NOW MADARA IS CUTTING IN FRONT OF HIM HOW FUCKING DARE HE I don't have the financial means for this I am bleeding out on the floor and the blood spells "this is all Madara Mikejima's fault"

I was stomping around the house because I was so upset about Madara, I scared off my cat multiple times and I'm just lucky that my wife is just as deep in enstars hell that we can scream together. ilu @dragonofeternal I'm so glad enstars gave us a Halloween MaM event for our anniversary so we can be feral together 🖤🖤🖤

like our anniversary is today and this is all we can talk about. true love~

also I GUESS it's a good thing I just saved up enough memorial coins to buy another 5* in jp…..I think Helter-Spider Kohaku will be coming home to match his terrible stupid boyfriend who I hate.....that bastard

HOW DARE HE BE A SEXY HALLOWEEN BOY HOW DARE HE GET YET ANOTHER 5* THIS IS TOO MUCH

I hate him 💚

[dragonofeternal]

"Are you implying that the reason our dishes are hot but still wet when the cycle finishes is that our dishwasher is being edged????"

The thing about owning a home is that it leads you not only to read dishwasher reviews, but contemplate about whether dishwashers need wifi in order to look at internet porn.

[dragonofeternal]

@setsuntamew HEY NOW-

[corazonette]

You might think I got my shit together, but I really don't! I'm just a natural disaster on this helpless planet. And I can't do shit about it! Don't trust me to not pull some shit you might not expect. 🤡

And this account is actually much older than it looks. It's been renamed a few times, and shit got deleted in masses. But it is what it is now, and there ain't no going back. I'm hooked on pirate drug.

[omeletcat]

So I was trying to find the team rocket motto to post on my team rocket fanart i just made, but saw that on Genuis.com they have a whole breakdown of all the lines in the motto, and they take it very seriously. here are my favourite interpretations of the lyrics.

-Prepare for trouble and make it double-

This line might be a warning, that Jessie is mentally unstable and might do something stupid. James follows up, commenting that he’s mentally unstable as well. He uses the word double as a hint that he’s just as unstable as Jesse.

-To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation!-

Team Rocket is very misunderstood. Their reputation is usually comparative to some lowly thug mafia, but Team Rocket is actually above that.

They are very ecological, green and with a co2-neutral policy. Not only that, but Team Rocket is also supporting globalization! They’re currently working towards getting a delegate in the United Nations, which will be the first step towards a purrfect world. (specifically this one looks like it was written by Meowth lmfao)

-Meowth! That's right!-

This might be a stab at the right-wing conservatives who are against Team Rockets globalization project.

these we're all made by the same contributor "Caslon" who has this as their bio.

im crowned by @slickk as princess of coplaints getting more than one waifu will ruin ur laifu kawaii in the streets, hentai in the sheets

if i have to say one thing, its that i love you caslon, this was amazing.

[weirdmarioenemies]

We have some bad news, guys...

Recently, on its way to our merchandise warehouse, our merchandise truck filled with WME-branded shirts, plushies, and vinyl figures was destroyed by Nintendo. Apparently, they are sending us some sort of (imagine me doing really exagerrated airquotes here) “Cease” and “desist” order for “unauthorized” “use” of “their” “characters”? Bummer! Luckily, we at WME Ingorporated saw this is a perfect opportunity to refresh our brand image, so we prepared a little something in advance...

Meet the new face of Weird Mario Enemies, Rolly S.! 

Our original, [[[Legally distinct!!!!!]]] mascot represents all the ideals of the WME brand, as well as being twice as merchandisabl- um, I mean, even swaggier than before! Before? Compared to what, you ask? Well, nothing, of course.  Rolly S. is one of a kind!

As you’ve all come to expect, we will be putting Rolly S. merch into production as soon as possible. Coincidentally, we already did it before this announcement! Cool! Order one now and receive it as a suspicious unmarked package in 6-8 weeks!

Wondering about the rest of WME’s iconic cast? As it turns out, after years of wishing, Chester Chomper has finally become a real girl! And a kawaii anime schoolgirl, no less! Talk about a “waifu for laifu”! And just look at her face as she stands next to Rolly! Ooh la la! Could this be love?

Of course, being a mascot these days is about so much more than just T-shirts! It means entertaining masses of children on the internet for hours on end! Which is why we’ve trapped Rolly in the Gamer Room and forced him to stream an endless amount of mascot horror games. For every new subscriber he gains, we inject him with a small dose of brain chemicals that numb the searing pain. But he has yet to see a single viewer, so go over and show him your support!

Huh? Excuse me for a second, I’m getting a phone call. 

Hm. Uhuh. Yeah. Hmmm. Mmhmm... Yeah. Okay.

Right. So I’ve just received the news that Rolly S. is dead. 

I know! This has happened to every single mascot we’ve signed a deal with! It must be some weird streak of bad luck or something. But that was fast! It’s got to be a new record! Oh well. I guess this post is in memory of Rolly S. or something now. Honestly who cares. I didn’t really like him anyway.

[dragonofeternal]

@setsuntamew

I couldn’t resist to post this on Valentine’s Day, haha(:

[schnooglepuffs]

Anime Waifu Rin-Rin.

I was bored.

[setsuntamew]

The two sides of Kohaku 🍡🩷🌸

Madara Mikejima: @setsuntamew Kohaku Oukawa: @dragonofeternal

This was such a lovely impulse con!!!! The weather was nice, the con itself was the perfect size to just vibe & catch up with friends (and meet some new ones!!!!), and the location was like a lovely blast of nostalgia. I first went to AUSA in 2009, so to me, Crystal City will always be its true home ✌

[dragonofeternal]

@steinozean

Talking about mozzarella sticks with you yesterday put them on my brain so uh we ended up making some from scratch today lol

[nialldeleon231]

Que hermosa la Zero Two

[ryumabrunestud]

[graydustoa]

Remu is Waifu colour

[twilight-sparkle-things]

I tried to draw animu eyes in different ways. Honestly... all of them looks weird, I have some twisted mind I guess.

[mademoiselleneko-blog]

(=￣▽￣=)Ｖ Neko neko neko niiii

[setsuntamew]

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY TO ME AND LIZ: I MADE THEM A MIXTAPE~~~

I wanted to make them something different, so I landed on making them a playlist...but as a physical item, not just on some streaming service. I made an actual physical CD of the music, because sometimes you gotta be just that extra to celebrate something this important 🖤

I picked a song for each year we've been together, wrote a note for each one - that's what the booklet is! - and then put it all together into what y'all see here. Liz was super touched and loved it (even though the only "CD players" in our house are my computer and the PS2), so they took it into work to display on their desk ;w;

tbh the hardest part was keeping this secret from them for the past month, but I pulled it off!!!!!

Also featuring little details such as: the title on the sides of the case and the ever important, extra edgy image behind the transparent bit ;D

And of course, the obvious part of having Judal and Hakuryuu...because Magi was the first fandom we got into together, rather than something we already like before meeting, and juhaku was the first ship we latched onto together, so...they're important, okay ;w; juhaku for life, just like wife for life 🖤🖤🖤