#kawabunga

[aticky]

Tea time kat LemonTree , Park Royal

[gh0stsblogs]

Everytime im feeling sad or Anxious about the future i just watch TMNT 1987 until their lingo turns vocal stims that no one else gets.

[rebellionmoon]

Beach Day with Illumi Zoldyck ☀️🏖️

Even assassins deserve a vacation! Join Illumi and Psyche, husband and wife, as they kick back, relax, terrorize the locals and enjoy the splendors of the beach and eachother <3 [ illumixoc, sfw, fluffy drabble]

The best treasures to find at the beach are in the ocean! Illumi loves snorkeling and seeing what surprises await him down below. Psyche will be reading her book, The Captain and I, then look up to see illumi diving into the water, then moments later emerge with a crab captured in his mouth, its pinching his nose but illumi doesn't mind.

'You're mine." Illumi says to everything he catches.

Illumi periodically comes out of the water, long black hair dripping down his back, while carefully cupping a lil sea creature in his hands. It's a hermit crab! He loves showing them to his wife, and after respectful observation they put the little hermit crab in a mini beach aquarium. Illumi is collecting friends!

Illumi tells Psyche fun marine facts, such as that hermit crabs are rappers, no, not the Drake kind.

Illumi stares. All you see is the top of his head and a pair of big, black unblinking shiny eyes peeking above the water's surface. He's waiting for Psyche to wave at him. When she does, he smiles. Satisfied, then he dives back in again, on the hunt for more friends!

"It's beautiful! Psyche, it's beautiful!" Illumi will keep calling Psyche to swim with him until she comes. He is relentless about having a damn fun time with his love.

Did Illumi say swimming? Oh no, he actaully meant cradling his wife in his arms and spinning her around in the water. Kissing her forehead as she lays her head on his chest.

She asks him to throw her in the incoming waves (he does) and make believe she's being sacrficied to a sea monster that's terrorizing the local and provincial fishing village (illumi's the monster.)

Ok, now they're swimming. It's a race to the buoys! Illumi has an affinity for competition, so that means swimming at the speed of a torpedo and Psyche gets swept up in the currents. kawabunga

Where did Illumi go!? Pyche can't see him anywhere! Suddenly, something nibbles at her leg.

It's a trap! It's Illumi. nom nom nom nom. He likes to bite. And tease his wife. He did say he was her make believe sea monster.

A good wife buries her husband---in the sand, silly! And silly he indded looks as a sand man. This moment will look lovely in their newly wed scrapbook. Uh oh, just as Psyche went to grab her phone, Illumi vanished.

Psyche peers into the tunnel he dug below. She hoped he went to get her snacks. Burying bodies always makes her hungry.

Not too far away, Illumi emerges from the sand, beneath a sand castle. Children run away screaming. Psyche pouts. He's nowhere near the snack bar. She points, he obeys and digs onward. He must provide for his family.

Psyche names the crabs in the aquarium, and witness them rap, knock on, a better hermit crab's shell to steal. This is rapping. *Psyche busies herself breaking up hermit crab fights* 'friends don't fight. Oh, you're naughty, to the far end of the aquarium with you.'

Screams ahead! Beach umbrellas are suddenly toppling over and popping out from the sand. Is it aliens?? Or a freaky goblin man (ILLUMI, STOP. PSYCHE, GO, HURRY, COLLECT YOUR HUSBAND)

"Psyche, it's everywhere!" Illumi says, spitting sand out of his mouth. Sand is not dirt. Sand does not behave like dirt, doesn't stay out of his eyes, nose, ears, nor mouth like dirt. Psyche doesn't know how surprised he should have been, digging underground tunnels across at least half the span of the beach.

Psyche cracks open a can of beer. Pssh, one beer will not make her drunk.

But several can and does. *Psyche gets drunk and starts talking to strangers like they're life long family friends and proceeds to tell harrowing, hair raising details about her assassin family that she thinks is funny*

*Illumi throws Psyche over his shoulder and carries her back, shushing all the secrets she wishes to tell strangers with chocolate gelato* 'Haha please don't call the coastguard. have a nice day!'

They hold hands and walk along the shore, collecting seashells. They'll braid them into eachothers hair later. Illumi likes it when Psyche fumbles into him, he gets to catch her and hold her longer.

Time to release (the captured) sea friends back into the ocean. Goodbye friends! Illumi will befriend (catch) you another day!

They cuddle together under a blanket and watch the sunset. He whispers something in her ear and she giggles and kisses him. Lips, cheeks, nose, forehead. Oh my. All of him is so kissable.

He's so happy to be her husband.

Psyche and Illumi's marriage is part of my fanfic WHERE SHADOWS TOUCH. Atm, I just wanted to write a fluffy, summer story because the fic is all angst rn XD

[seashoreshell]

Eugene, tears in his eyes: please PLEASE just a crumb of plan.. Gavus: KAWABUNGA!

Lmaoo yeah. This chapter he had some strategy at least, even if said strategy was to dive headfirst down towards burning lava.

[valorantusernames]

id: Sage named kawabunga

[softwiingz]

you down to kawabunga w me 😏

ofc loma 🥺🫵🏽🩷🏄🏾

[bobpinkus]

kawabunga

im just a teenage dirt bag baby

[aticky]

Rockbund Cafe Lumut

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Captions:

Hi, my name is Roxy. And this is my impression of what people think getting diagnosed with a mental health condition is like, versus what it actually is like.

—

Hello. I think I have anxiety.

Yeah, sure, take this test. ...Wow, you have anxiety. Here's medication. *thumbs up at the camera*

—

And this is what it's actually like. For specifically me. And most other people.

—

Hello. Apparently for my entire life, my parents have thought I had ADHD, but didn't wanna do anything about it until right. Do you think I have ADHD.

Sure, take this giant DSM test. Okay, turns out you have generalized anxiety disorder.

Kawabunga, that's great. Can I get medication for that?

Yes, we will now put you on Zoloft. We always put people on Zoloft. *looks at the camera*

—

Hello. Super fun news. Zoloft made me feel like I was floating on a different planet. Can I please be put on something else, please?

Yeah, totally. We're now going to put you on a series of four other medications, until you find one that makes you feel so numb inside that you think your anxiety is cured.

Cool, I'm gonna go to college now.

—

Hey, turns out I got really depressed at college, what does this mean?

*the psychiatrist's glasses start getting more and more skewed from here on* It means that you have seasonal depression, cause your symptoms happened to fall during December.

—

Yeah, okay. This stupid light that you recommend didn't work and I continued to feel depressed for like, six more months. Um, what's now?

Oh yes, super. That means that you actually have clinical depression. So now your depression is clinical.

Yeah, that sounds about right. Thanks so much.

—

Hey, so at this point you've put me on at least like ten different medications, but I recently had an emergency surgery, and the hormones in my body caused a full on psychotic break. I'm still incredibly depressed. I have suicidal ideation. I'm abusing drugs. I feel like I can't control my thoughts and I'm so depressed that I'm gonna check myself into a mental health facility.

Wow. I'm now very concerned. I'm going to diagnose you with mild psychosis, clinical depression, generalized anxiety disorder, PTSD, OCD, and I'm gonna put you on like 5 medications at the same time for all of that, okay?

...

Also we're sending you to a mental health facility. Cool.

—

Super fun news. The anti psychotic you put me on, made me gain 50 pounds in 3 months. But I've never been better! I mean, having an eating disorder now, but I've never been better! I'm so happy, all the time, and you don't even know -

Oh, shit. Okay, so the medication we put you on actually pushed you into a manic episode, because, uh Surprise, you're actually bipolar.

So wait, what about literally everything else you diagnosed me with.

Yeah, scratch all that. Except you're also ADHD.

... Oh my god, what the fuck?!

End captions.

@scorchedmemory

[realizebr]

kawabunga #bottons

[reelinplace]

[katanadepapel]

Of course! I agree!

Apparently there are four sentences fixed and written, so from my point of view I think that

Mikey wrote the "cool" to form the phrase "Cool girl", Donnie and Raph wrote Boss Lady or April O'Hero(I think Raph wrote this one, because he's more exaggerated). And Leo wrote "Marry me April" because he seems to be more detailed.

(I ignore the "marry me April" because i don't ship Aprinardo, but it's probably a fact)

And if you look closer there is a little word that looks like "Kawabunga"

Headcanon: the bros broke in during the weekend before school to do this for April’s locker (ignore the marry me April)

[thegamecaveoakengates]

**NECA TMNT** New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Pack - Casey Jones & Raphael (in Disguise) - £54.99 - Complete with Accessories #Neca #Tmnt #Raphael #Caseyjones #Kawabunga (at Thegamecave Oakengates) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFRaMTGHwfT/?igshid=xrv17618bja7

[chefloveshiking-blog]

Cowabunga dude! Big surf at Higgins again! #maine #mainelife #mainephotography #maineliving #mainesurfing #mainesurfersunion #surfmaine #surfing #surfinglife #kawabunga (at Higgins Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEAImVFsY-c/?igshid=f5qx0izizfyh

[666homi]

i just woke up

[rei-artist]

kawabunga

Ayanami Rei