#katlynn johnson

[meerealsssss]

requested by @nasadoggo

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Peyton: "Literally me when Jack - alpha werewolf - emo - scary - if you see me smile in a fight... RUN. - single - straight - i love my mommy - badass"

Kat:       "STOP."

Alex:     "Yall are just jealous"

Kat:       "Maybe you should put your shirt back on ASSHOLE."

Alex:     "Bit-"

Peyton: "Guysss!! Stop fighting!! Kat, this isn't youuu!!"

Kat:       "bro not this again."

Peyton: "Where is the cutie kitty kat i used to knoooww?? I miss the old you!!'

Sam:     "this is literally why we broke up"

Peyton: "Please, Kat. I know you're still in there"

Kat:       "literally stfu you taste like shit"

Peyton: "If you're going to fight Alex, fight me first."

Kat:       "dude 💀"

Sam:      "PEYTON YOUR CRINGE IS CONTAGIOUS."

Peyton: "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Alex:     "i need to shit."

Sam:     "shit in my mouth"

Kat:      "that's kinky"

Sam:     "☹️"

Kat:      "peyton your cringe is rubbing off on us"

Peyton: "YOU GUY-"

Sam:     "ATCHOO!"

*silence*

Kat:      "Sam you r-"

Sam:     "ATCHOOOOOOO-UGH"

Peyton: "sam i wish you DIED in that fire"

Sam:     "DATS BEAN DOU'R STO BEA- ATCHOCOOOOOOOOUGHAHHHHHH"

Kat:      "gurl go get the fucking duct tape"

Peyton: "already on it"

Alex:     "But then I can't kiss hiiimm!"

Kat:      "good."

Sam:     "ATCHOO-uH. buCk" *snort*

Alex:    "but then we can't be famous with all the fanfics"

Kat:      "YOU GAYS ARE OVERRATED."

Sam:     "ATCHOOOO-doW" *fucking falls down*

Peyton: "SAM SHUT YOU'RE BITCHASS UP YOU HAVE L RIZZ"

Alex:     "💀"

Alex:     "BRO CAN I NOT DO THAT?"

Sam:     "ATCH- phHHHFFFT"

Peyton: "EW HE SNOTTED ALL OVER ME!!! THAt IS A BIG L"

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brokenly beloved is actually so

( @merealsssss )

okay okay so like zombies

but they have explosives right

THE ZOMVIES CARRY FUCKING EXPLOSIVES

AND ORIGINALLY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A (wasteland, still) WHOLESOME KINDA THING WHERE ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS ALL WORKED TOGETHER AND STUFF TO GET THROUGH IT

and my dumbass really suggested zombies and that the zombies carry explosives

so that kinda happened…and then i said we should make a character based off of J (j is a kid from school, i won’t say his name for privacy reasons ykyk) and yk what we did? made a character based off of J.

Jazon (jackson, slurred basically, he’s a zombie, can’t speak right) Broadly.

jazon likes bread and crying

and jazon is literally everything to me

and there wasn’t really supposed to be murder or anything like that. because, like i said, it was supposed to be wholesome.

and originally, it was my friend’s book, but i kinda started suggesting so much that she made me co author and editor (idk ig she thinks ik grammar???) and yeah.

like….it’s insane. and the original book was supposed to be called Best Team Ever because yk wholesome friends helping eachother in the appocolypse/wasteland (well it also sounded bad and cringey so ykyk)

i suggested the whole appocolypse thing lmao

but no we turned it into fucking DEATH DEATH GUNS MURDER KNIVES AHAHAH LETS STAB JAZON IN THE BACK—- sorry

so there’s main character Katlynn Johnson (from her perspective), her best friend (also kinda sorta implied crush) Peyton McLinn, peyton’s younger brother Alex McLinn, and then there’s Sam Broadly.

oh and of course JAZON MY BBG BELOVED <3

alex and sam kinda implied btw

but also sam like(s/d) kat???

AND HAHAHAHAH I CANT SAY ANYMORE ILL SPOIL IT AND MY FRIEND WOULDNT LIKE THAT

but like hehe

can you tell i like it a lot?

like…i’m already writing fanfics about it. i’m so excited to get it published (self published. we broke out here) so i can post the fanfics 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[manilafm]

mw characters?

So, there aren't a lot of taken characters in this RPG at this time, but our members would absolutely love to see Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, Luna Lovegood, Andromeda Black, Katie Bell, Cho Chang, Marlene McKinnon, Neville Longbottom, Molly Prewett, Fleur Delacour, Narcissa Black, Angelina Johnson, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Romilda Vane, and Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter ; Kirk Cameron 'K.C.' Guthrie, Mia Jones, Craig Manning, Sean Cameron, Jenna Middleton, Zoë Rivas, Clare Edwards, Paige Michalchuk, Fiona Coyne, Darcy Edwards, Imogen Moreno, Emma Nelson, Lola Pacini, Holly J. Sinclair, Manuella 'Manny' Santos, Anya MacPherson, Eleanor 'Ellie' Nash, and Katlynn 'Katie' Matlin from Degrassi: The Next Generation / Degrassi: The Next Class ; Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Spike, and Discord from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ; Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, Cheryl Blossom, Jughead Jones, and Toni Topaz from Riverdale ; Timmy Turner, Denzel Crocker, Timmy Turner's unnamed mother, Timmy Turner's unnamed father, Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma, Poof Fairywinkle-Cosma, Cosmo Cosma, Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, Sparky, Trixie Tang, Chloe Carmichael, Chester McBadBat, A.J., Mark Chang, Vicky, Chip Skylark, and Britney Britney from The Fairly OddParents ; Katniss Everdeen, Annie Cresta, Madge Undersee, and Clove Kentwell from The Hunger Games ; And we would absolutely love to see Brittany S. Pierce, Lucy ‘Quinn’ Fabray, Santana Lopez, Sam Evans, and Finn Hudson from Glee !! But if you have any specific fandoms in mind, please send us an ask with the full name of the fandom that the characters are from !!

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Noticias de series de la semana: 'Grace and Frankie' renovada

Renovaciones

Netflix ha renovado Grace and Frankie por una séptima y última temporada

Movistar+ ha renovado Hierro por una segunda temporada

BBC Three ha renovado Jerk por una segunda temporada

Cancelaciones

TBS ha cancelado The Detour tras su cuarta temporada

Noticias cortas

Tucker Albrizzi (Walter) será regular en la segunda temporada de Mr. Iglesias.

La tercera temporada de Westworld tendrá ocho episodios.

Katlynn Simone (Treasure), Meta Golding (Teri), Wood Harris (Damon) y Mario (Devon) serán regulares en la sexta y última temporada de Empire.

Incorporaciones y fichajes

Netflix confirma que Gillian Anderson (The X-Files, Sex Education) será Margaret Thatcher en la cuarta temporada de The Crown.

Milo Ventimiglia (This Is Us, Heroes) interpretará al motorista de acrobacias Evel Knievel en Evel, una limited series de USA Network escrita y producida por Etan Frankel (Sorry For Your Loss).

Darren Criss (Glee, American Crime Story), Patti LuPone (Pose, Penny Dreadful) y Holland Taylor (Two and a Half Men, Mr. Mercedes) protagonizarán Hollywood, de Ryan Murphy para Netflix.

Will Poulter (The Maze Runner, Midsommar) se une a The Lord of the Rings. Se desconocen detalles.

Gary Sinise (CSI: Miami, Forrest Gump) será Robert Ellman, terapeuta familiar que ayudará a Clay (Dylan Minnette) con la ansiedad, en la cuarta y última temporada de 13 Reasons Why.

James Marsden (Westworld, X-Men), Amber Heard (Aquaman, The Danish Girl), Odessa Young (Assassination Nation) y Henry Zaga (13 Reasons Why, Trinkets) protagonizarán The Stand, la adaptación de la novela de Stephen King para CBS All Access. Serán Stu Redman, Nadine Cross, Frannie Goldsmith y Nick Andros. No se ha confirmado la participación de Whoopi Goldberg y Greg Kinnear, que estaban en conversaciones para interpretar a Madre Abigail y Glen Bateman.

Natasha McElhone (Californication, The Truman Show), Bokeem Woodbine (Fargo, Underground), Shabana Azmi (Neerja, Fire), Bentley Kalu, Natasha Culzac y Kate Kennedy se unen al reparto de Halo. McElhone interpretará a Catherine Halsey, creadora de los supersoldados Spartan, y a Cortana, la inteligencia artificial más avanzada de la historia. Woodbine y Azmi serán el corsario Soren-066 y la almirante Margaret Parangosky.

Loretta Devine (The Carmichael Show, Grey's Anatomy) será recurrente en la sexta temporada de Black-ish como Lynette, la nueva prometida de Pop (Laurence Fishburne).

Naomie Ackie (The Bisexual, Lady Macbeth) será Bonnie, una forastera con un pasado problemático y una misteriosa conexión con Alyssa, en la segunda temporada de The End of the F***ing World.

Rochelle Aytes (Mistresses, Designated Survivor) y Danika Yarosh (Heroes Reborn, Shameless) serán recurrentes en la segunda temporada de The Purge.

Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip), Carmen Ejogo (Selma, True Detective), Blair Underwood (When They See Us), Garrett Morris (2 Broke Girls) y Kevin Carroll (The Leftovers, Snowfall) se unen a Madam C.J. Walker. Serán Lelia, hija de Sarah Breedlove (Octavia Spencer); Addie, peluquera y antigua amiga de Sarah; Chares James Walker, marido de Sarah; Cleophus, padre de Sarah; y Ransom, conserje ferroviario graduado en derecho y patentes por la Universidad de Columbia.

Kali Hawk (New Girl, Bridesmaids) se une como regular a la segunda temporada de Schooled. Será Wilma, profesora de ciencias.

Jason Johnson (The Hate U Give), Ptosha Storey (Empire), Vaughn Hebron (TiTi Do You Love Me?), Teesha Renee, Lodric Collins (Grimm), Ciera Payton (She's Gotta Have It), Taja V. Simpson, Walter Fantleroy (Grey's Anatomy), Brad Benedict (Castle), Travis Cure y Matthew Law (The Paynes) protagonizarán The Oval, la nueva serie de Tyler Perry para OWN, junto a Ed Quinn, Kron Moore, Paige Hurd y Daniel Croix Henderson.

Babou Ceesay (Dark Mon£y, National Treasure), Eve Myles (Keeping Faith, Broadchurch), Dipo Ola (Baghdad Central, Inside No. 9) y Hermione Corfield (The Halcyion) protagonizarán We Hunt Together. Serán dos detectives y dos asesinos.

Daveed Diggs (Hamilton, Snowpiercer), Wyatt Russell (Lodge 49) y Joshua Johnson-Lionel (Ray Meets Helen) protagonizarán Good Lord Bird, adaptación de la novela de James McBride, junto a Ethan Hawke. Serán Frederick Douglass, el antiguo esclavo y líder abolicionista que conoció a John Brown (Hawke) y le aconsejó que no comenzase la redada que acabaría desembocando en una guerra civil; Jeb Stuart, oficial del ejército y enemigo de Brown; y Onion, el esclavo adolescente que se convierte en miembro de la variopinta familia de Brown.

Xosha Roquemore (The Mindy Project, I'm Dying Up Here) y Alano Miller (Underground, Jane the Virgin) protagonizarán Cherish the Day, nueva serie de Ava DuVernay para OWN. Serán Gently James y Evan Fisher, pareja que se conoce y enamora en Los Ángeles.

Deborah Ayorinde (Luke Cage, True Detective) y Ashley Thomas (Salvation, Ice) protagonizarán Them: Covenant, primera temporada de la antología de Lena Waithe. Escrita por Little Marvin y ambientada en 1953, se centra en Lucky y Emory, que deciden mudarse desde North Carolina a un barrio blanco de Los Ángeles, donde fuerzas malvadas tanto reales como sobrenaturales intentarán destruirlos.

Olivia Williams (Counterpart, Dollhouse), James Norton (Grantchester, Happy Valley), Tom Riley (Da Vinci's Demons, Ill Behaviour), Nick Frost (Sick Note, Into the Badlands), Ben Chaplin (Dates, Apple Tree Yard), Ann Skelly (Red Rock, Vikings), Eleanor Tomlinson (Poldark, The White Queen), Denis O'Hare (American Horror Story, Big Little Lies), Kiran Sonia Sawar (Pure, Next of Kin), Elizabeth Berrington (Stella, Sanditon), Ella Smith (Ray & Liz, Hoff the Record), Viola Prettejohn, Anna Devlin (12 Monkeys, All the Money in the World), Pip Torrens (Preacher, The Crown), Zackary Momoh (Seven Seconds, No Offence), Amy Manson (Once Upon a Time, The White Princess), Rochelle Neil (Episodes) y Martyn Ford protagonizarán The Nevers junto a Laura Donnelly.

Ian Hart (Boardwalk Empire, Harry Potter), Tanya Moodie (A Discovery of Witches, Sherlock), Joanne Whalley (The Edge of Darkness, The White Princess) y Kerrie Hayes (Little Boy Blue, The Mill) se unen a la tercera y última temporada de Tin Star.

Anne Ramsey (Lisa) y Jerry Adler (Mr. Wicker) también volverán al revival de Mad About You.

Rufus Sewell (The Man in the High Castle, Victoria) y Kaya Scodelario (Skins, The Maze Runner) protagonizarán The Pale Horse, la adaptación de BBC One de la novela de Agatha Christie (1961). Además, estarán Bertie Carvel (Doctor Foster, Baghdad Central), Sean Pertwee (Gotham), Henry Lloyd-Hughes (Killing Eve, Indian Summers), Poppy Gilbert, Madeleine Bowyer, Ellen Robertson, Sarah Woodward, Georgina Campbell (Broadchurch, Flowers), Claire Skinner (Outnumbered, Next of Kin), Rita Tushingham (In the Flesh), Sheila Atim (Harlots) y Kathy Kiera Clarke (Derry Girls).

Pósters

    Nuevas series

Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge, Trainspotting) interpretará al diseñador Halston (1932-1990) en una limited series de Ryan Murphy (American Crime Story, Feud) para Netflix.

Milo Ventimiglia (This Is Us, Heroes) interpretará al motorista de acrobacias Evel Knievel en Evel, una limited series de USA Network escrita y producida por Etan Frankel (Sorry For Your Loss).

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (3rd Rock from the Sun, Inception) protagonizará, escribirá, dirigirá y producirá Mr. Corman, drama en desarrollo para Apple sobre un profesor de escuela de Los Ángeles que lidia con la madurez.

Hulu desarrolla The Testaments, adaptación de la novela secuela de The Handmaid's Tale.

Ryan Murphy (Glee, Pose) prepara una miniserie adaptación del musical A Chorus Line. Diez episodios.

HBO Europa ha encargado seis episodios de Tuff Money, comedia rumana sobre dos perdedores adorables que bromean sobre cometer el robo perfecto y se ven obligados a ejecutarlo. Creada y dirigida por Daniel Sandu (Hackerville, One Step Behind the Seraphim).

AMC trabaja en la adaptación de la novela gráfica Farmhand, de Rob Guillory, con un granjero sureño que creó una planta que es capaz de fabricar órganos humanos y salva muchas vidas. Ahora, algo siniestro ha echado raíces en su granja familiar. Producida por LaToya Morgan (Into the Badlands).

AMC desarrolla Of Two Minds, comedia negra sobre una mujer que sufre una lesión traumática en el cerebro que hace que sus dos hemisferios no se comuniquen y deberá construir una nueva forma de vida con dos cerebros en constante desacuerdo. Producida por Morgan Dover Pearl.

Showtime ha adquirido Three Women, basada en el libro de Lisa Taddeo (2019), que necesitó diez años para investigar los casos y escribir el libro. La propia Taddeo escribirá y producirá la serie, que contará la historia real de tres mujeres americanas que sufrieron reacciones públicas y/o privadas por sus deseos sexuales: Una madre en la treintena que reconecta con un amor del instituto cuando su marido rechaza afecto físico, una veinteañera que denuncia a su antiguo profesor por perseguir una relación sexual cuando ella tenía diecisiete y la dueña de un restaurante cuyo marido y socio elige sus parejas sexuales.

Amy Schumer (Inside Amy Schumer, I Feel Pretty) protagonizará, producirá, escribirá y dirigirá la comedia Love, Beth para Hulu. Diez episodios.

Amazon encarga The Banker's Wife, thriller internacional centrado en el mundo de las finanzas sobre dos mujeres que buscan respuestas tras un misterioso accidente de avión y encuentran cuentas secretas, blanqueo de dinero y una red terrorista. Basada en la novela de Cristina Alger (2018), escrita por Meredith Stiehm, creadora de Cold Case y The Bridge y guionista de Homeland o Beverly Hills, 90210, y dirigida por Lesli Linka Glatter (Homeland, Mad Men). Ocho episodios.

HBO Max encarga Made for Love, basada en la novela de Alissa Nutting (2017). Cristin Milioti (How I Met Your Mother, Fargo) interpretará a Hazel Green, una mujer que se refugia en su pueblo natal, donde viven su padre viudo y su muñeca sexual, escapando de su marido Byron Gogol, un multimillonario sociópata que le ha implantado un chip en la cabeza que le da un acceso sin precedentes a su cerebro. Escrita por Patrick Somerville (The Leftovers, Maniac) y dirigida por S.J. Clarkson (Collateral, Life on Mars).

Apple desarrolla False Flag, remake de la serie israelí. La primera temporada contaba la historia de cinco personas que se ven injustamente implicadas en un secuestro tras la desaparición del Ministro de Defensa iraní. Los boletines no paran de mostrar sus fotos y sus nombres y sus intentos de limpiar su nombre no dan frutos. Incluso el Gobierno los acusa, y están convencidos de que el Mossad, la agencia de inteligencia de su país, está tras la operación.

CBS All Access encarga The Man Who Fell to Earth, adaptación de la novela de Walter Tevis (1963) y la película protagonizada por David Bowie (1976) en la que un alienígena que llega a la Tierra en busca de agua para su planeta deberá enfrentarse a su pasado para determinar nuestro futuro. Escrita y producida por Alex Kurtzman, Jenny Lumet y John Hlavin. Kurtzman dirigirá también.

Amazon adquiere Truth Seekers, comedia sobre dos investigadores de lo paranormal que descubren y graban avistamientos en Reino Unido y los cuelgan en su canal online. Las experiencias sobrenaturales son cada vez más frecuentes y aterradoras cuando empiezan a descubrir una conspiración que podría amenazar a la raza humana. Escrita y protagonizada por Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead, The Boys) y Nick Frost (Shaun of the Dead, Sick Note). Ocho episodios.

Danny Trejo (Machete), Franziska Schissler y Dilan Gwyn (Beyond, Da Vinci's Demons) protagonizarán Paragon, serie de ciencia ficción en la que el cielo ha desaparecido y los humanos e incluso la Muerte luchan por entrar en una pequeña parte del más allá, un lugar llamado Elysian. Trejo será Kincaid, el líder semimuerto de un grupo de parcas. Busca cadena. Siete episodios.

Viola Davis desarrolla Fast Color, adaptación de la película de 2018 con tres mujeres con superpoderes, para Amazon. Julia Hart y Jordan Horowitz, guionistas de la película, escribirán el piloto.

Amazon desarrolla la serie adaptación de Event Horizon, película de terror de 1997. Producida y dirigida por Adam Wingard (Blair Witch).

Netflix encarga Into the Night, primera serie original de Bélgica, en el que los pasajeros de un vuelo a Bruselas intentan sobrevivir cuando el Sol empieza a destruir todo lo que se cruza en su camino.

Fechas

Defending the Guilty se estrena en BBC Two el 17 de septiembre

Watchmen se estrena en HBO el 20 de octubre.

La segunda temporada de Jack Ryan llega a Amazon el 1 de noviembre

El revival de Mad About You se estrena en Spectrum el 20 de noviembre

Tráilers y promos

Limetown

The Purge - Temporada 2

Defending the Guilty

Monarca

Criminal

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Temporada 14

World on Fire

[nsula]

Alpha Lambda Delta chapter inducts 233 new members

NATCHITOCHES – The Northwestern State University Chapter of Alpha Lambda Delta welcomed 233 new members at the annual induction ceremony on March 25.  Alpha Lambda Delta recognizes the best and brightest members of the nation’s first-year college students.  Students in Alpha Lambda Delta must have a grade point average of at least 3.5 after their first semester of full-time enrollment at Northwestern State.  

Professor Emeritus of Journalism Thomas Whitehead was the featured speaker. Alpha Lambda Delta first-year honor society was founded in 1924 at the University of Illinois and has over 280 chapters in the United States. The local chapter of Alpha Lambda Delta was established at Northwestern State University on March 10, 1965.  The mission of the Society is to encourage superior academic achievement; to promote intelligent living and a high standard of learning and to assist students in recognizing and developing meaningful goals in society.

Officers for 2018-19 are Nicholas Hopkins of Bossier City, president, Elizabeth Coleman of Napoleonville, vice president, Arielle Martignetti of Barksdale, AFB, secretary, Joshua Johnson of Bossier City, treasurer, William Tradewell of Jena, scholarship chair, Hannah Sedatol of Natchitoches, webmaster, Andrianne Dore of Forest Hill, historian, Chloe Rouleau of Leesville, editor, Meredith Phelps of Natchitoches, service chair, and Claire Leming of St. Francisville, faculty liaison. Hopkins is the first male president of NSU’s chapter of Alpha Lambda Delta, which became open to male members in 2012. New members listed by hometown are as follows:

Alexandria -- Markeyla Anderson, Morgan Bryant, Ian Grant, Whitney Joffrion, Hunter Lewis, Jennifer Miranda, Madeline Mitchell, Christopher Warren;

Anacoco -- Kinsley Blakeway, Nicole Fitzgerald, Tyler Stephens;

Anchorage, Alaska -- Sydney Bulot;

Baker -- Cherish Netter;

Ball -- Will Salinas;

Barksdale AFB -- Arielle Martignetti;

Baton Rouge -- Diamanisha Betts;

Belle Chasse -- Denim Reeves;

Benton -- Laurel Chambers, Jackson Mathews, Jadyn Sepulvado, Torea Taylor;

Bossier City --  Hannah Brooks, Katie Briggs, Cassie Bailey, Jonathan Castillo, Toby Fontenot, Sydney Gootee, Nicholas Hopkins, Anqumesha Jeter, Joshua Johnson, Haley Joncas, Jami Rivers, Johnathon Schluter, Tori Spraggins, Giselle Trejo, Rheagan Rowland;

Boyce -- Devin Hilliard;

Campti -- Paige Cason;

Central -- Christian Chustz;

Chopin -- Jewel Woods;

Cincinnati, Ohio -- Kristin Byone;

Clayton -- Ruben Smith;

Colfax -- Camren Bell, Michael Dupre;

Coppell, Texas -- Jada Freeman;

DeBerry, Texas --Sarah Britt;

DeQuincy -- Hayden Robertson;

DeRidder -- Maygin Chesson, Sheridan Douglas, Alphonse Engram, Kailey Wisthoff;

Des Allemands -- Claire Schouest;

Deville -- Hailie Coutee; Kinley Deville;

Dike, Texas -- Brynn Offutt;

Elton -- Maia Lacomb;

Florien -- Blake Cook; McKenzie Kuhlow;

Folsom -- Shaylee Laird;

Forest Hill -- Andrianne Dore, Rafael Sierra, Leslie Winners;

Fort Lauderdale, Florida -- Abigail Pangallo;

Fort Polk -- Kaitlyn Pajinag;

Glenmora -- Melissa Lanier;

Gonzales -- Bailee Ramey;

Gramercy -- Amber Theisges;

Grand Cane -- Bailey Patton;

Greenwell Springs -- Madison Shade;

Greenwood -- Char’TArian Wilson;

Gretna -- Codi Vernace;

Hahnville -- Imani Butler;

Haughton -- Cooper Hollis, Makenzie Rains;

Houma -- Alexis Dardar, Corinne Paris;

Iota -- Morgan Gotte;

Jacksonville, Florida -- Jhane Wheeler;

Jefferson -- Jaleia Parker;

Jena -- Candace Decker, William Tradewell;

Jennings – Aimee Boothe, Alyson Brown, Kelsey Fitzgerald, Ka'Tierra Lewis, Lindsay Orgeron;

Keithville -- Miranda Coffey;

Lafayette -- Christina Poole;

Lake Arthur -- Hannah Worley;

Lake Charles -- Brandi Hansard, Jordan Mulsow;

Lakeland -- Brett Rollins;

League City, Texas -- Emily Ornelas; Lacee Savage;

Leesville -- Dakota Abrams, Tyana Ellis, Gabriella Haymon, Katherine Johnson, McAllister Kylie, Alayna Moreau, Chloe Rouleau, Lana West;

Little Rock, Arkansas --Tara Lane;

Livonia -- Ryann Bizette;

Loanake, Arkansas -- Rachel Terry;

McKinney, Texas – Tyler Gatewood;

Mandeville -- Shannon Roussell;

Many -- Rachel Bensinger, Jocelyn Cannon, Brittney Garcie;

Maringouin -- Laura Scronce;

Marrero -- Lorn Bourgeois;

Marthaville --  Dylan Daniels, Emeri Manasco;

Maurice --  Jenna-Clair Courville, Adam Courville;

Maybank, Texas -- Dustin Huffman;

Mer Rouge -- Tequilla Winston;

Metairie -- Holly Schiler, Sadye Treadway;  

Minden -- Erin Dotson, Lamonica Smith, Madison Tanner, Heather White;

Monroe -- Tia Smith;

Morringsport -- Abigail Wolfe;

Napoleonville -- Elizabeth Coleman;

Natchez -- Dalton Dark;

Natchitoches -- Jackson Carroll, Katlynn French, Corey Gallion, Kaitlin Hatten, Abagael Kinney, Thomas Matuschka, Renwick McPherson, Brittany Miller, Sabrina Miller, Kylie Nix, Victoria Peterson, Meredith Phelps, LaKendria Remo, Gracy Rowell, Lessie Rushing, Lamairea Scott, Hannah Sedatol, Mackenzie Stanley, Catherine Stevens, Huey Virece, Jordan Williams, Rylee Wyer;

New Iberia -- Kira Tobias, Madison Willett, Destinee Leger, Alexis Trosclair;

New Llano -- Summer Atkins;

New Orleans -- Karina Santiago; Julian Shum;

Noble -- Joshua Ray;

Opelousas – Caleb Allen, Taryn Campbell, Taylor Guillory, Lauren Hebert, Diamond LeBlanc, Alexia Rubin, Maggie Williams;

Paradise -- Kaitlyn Dunn;

Pineville -- Taylor Bailey, Riley Bell, Alexzandria Boyd, Samantha Browning, Caitlin Crawford, Sara Dorsey, Selena Ferguson, Landon King, Carlee Lake, Emily Litton, Mikah Smith, Wesley Williams;

Prairieville -- Bailey Mohler, Kaylon Wood, Sarah Makin;

Rayville -- Jennifer Rogers;

Riverview, Florida --Robyn Larson;

Robeline -- Mallary Lester;

St. Francisville -- Claire Leming, Hannah Prewitt;

Saratoga, Arkansas - Christie Sain;

Scott -- Kristen Prejean;

Shreveport -- DayJah Alexander, ShyMiracle Ball, Abigail Davis, Kimberly Dennis, Aaran Gafford, Andrell Green, Heather Jones, Destiny Mitchell, Kariah Sisk-Shaheed, Lindsey Sullivan, Gaylin White;

Simmesport -- Taylor Myers;

Slidell -- Shakera Dixon, Alexzandra Hattier, Ashley Henry, Rebecca Marr, Olivia Warren;

Starks -- Triston Bussell;

Stonewall -- Brianna Hasch, Mildred Hooper;

Sulphur -- Sophia Cesarini, Rylie McFarlain, Bryttani MacNamara;

Texarkana, Texas -- Miles Powell;

Thibodaux -- Tierra Johnson, Cierra Winch;

Tobyhanna, Pennsylvania -- Brianna Morosco;

Venice, Florida --Alexis Weaver;

Ville Platte -- Tre' Fontenot, Alex Gautreaux;

Waco, Texas --  Isabella Hudson;

Washington -- Tarik Andrus, Macala Broussard;

Welsh -- Macala Broussard;

West Monroe -- Timothy O'Neal;

Winnfield -- Harli Austin, Erica Burnett, Joshua Goins, Marisa Mercer, Caroline Womack, Kara Grantadams, Elizabeth Parker, Caitlin Womack;

Youngsville -- Brette Reaux;

Zwolle -- Konner Parrie.

[meerealsssss]

"they're hot."

"that's kat"

"...she's hot."

[meerealsssss]

if haley died in my arms, i would never forgive myself.

i just have to hope that someone will find her and treat her better than i did.

she deserves more.

[meerealsssss]

why are people

why are girls

why are boys

why are non-binaries

why are

why

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

Peyton: "omg noo come back queen!!"

Kat:      "we need you for blood sacrifices!"

Sam:     "i don't taste good."

Kat:      "."

Kat:      "im not even gonna ask."

Peyton: "JUST COME WITH US SAMMY BABY PELASe!!"

Peyton: "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Sam:     "SHUT UP."

you take too long...

Peyton: "not you yelling at us"

Peyton: "its you being impatient for me"

come meet us before your dawn dishwash injected delinquent goes alone.

Kat:      "honestly i wouldn't be too sad."

Sam:     "same"

Peyton: "you guys are so fake."

although, i could make you happy

Sam:     "no you couldn't"

SHUT UP.

i could fix your..."friend"...here, make all good aga-

Kat:      "YES PLEASE."

okay.

Peyton: "im not a fucking robot"

Peyton: "i can't be fixed."

Kat:      "..."

Kat:      "shes talking like me."

Kat:      "it's giving...copycat."

Sam:     "OH MY GOD."

Sam:     "YOU SWAPPED THEM."

hey, be specific next time you ask for a gift

Sam:     "PEYTON COMING OUT OF KAT IS THE WORST THING EVER."

Peyton: "excuse you?"

Kat:      "you hating me is giving fake friend."

Sam:     "SWITCH THEM BACK PLEASE!!"

oh i will.

just come in and meet us.

we would love to meet you.

sam.

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

later-

Sam:     "I fucking hate you."

Kat:      "love ya too sammy baby"

Sam:     "shut up-"

Kat:      "PEN!"

Sam:     "what."

Kat:      "THERE'S A PEN."

Sam:     "AND??" Kat:      "i need it."

Sam:     "Just so you know, that jackshit isn't going to turn into a sword"

Kat:      "You're just jelly"

Kat:      *picks up the pen lolsies*

Sam:     "put the goddamn pen down"

Kat:      "I may as well stab your eyes out with it if you dont shut up."

Sam:     "okay, okay."

Sam:     "whatever.."

Kat:      "for the biiiig finale..!"

Kat:      *uncaps the pen*

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..." 

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "nothing fucking hap-"

*pen fucking explodes, litterally*

Kat:      "the pen shouldn't be cutting off my damn hand too."

Sam:     "BECAUSE IT'S NOT A DAMN SWORD."

Peyton: "hey gaywads"

Kat:      "GAAH!"

Peyton: "what is with all the dust frfr"

Kat:      "my sword exploded."

Sam:     "YOU AREN'T PERSEUS JACKASS SHUT UP."

Peyton: "yoo this is lit, i gotta take a pic."

Kat:      "on what phone?"

Peyton: "YOURS."

Kat:      "AYE."

*ca-clik!!*

Peyton: "..."

Peyton: "this pic is ass."

Kat:      "YO yoyoyoyoyo- wait-"

Peyton: "NOT YOU STOPPING ME-"

Kat:      "wtf is that."

Sam:     "your broke ass phone screen."

Kat:      "no, that."

Peyton: "looks like the hair in my drain."

Sam:     "ew."

*humming noise*

Peyton: "who tf is singing rn"

Sam:     "its from the explosion"

Peyton: "word"

Kat:      "what."

ouay penao a ortailap

Peyton: "wtf does that mean"

pen....ortal....p

Kat:      "pen-portal???"

*nether ass lookin portal pops up*

Peyton: "word, ate, she ate, ate left no crumbs, ate the whole plate too, plus the napkin, frfr."

Sam:     "you guys can go to the depths of hell alone, im out."

Sam:     "im not dying with you two swifties."

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

??? (silly zombie): *giggle*

Peyton: "Damn loser. The door's right there."

Sam:     "THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO START TALKING TO THAT- THAT!"

Kat:      "WE'RE FUCKING LEAVING."

*they run until peytons phone dies, in other words they ran for two minutes*

Peyton: "MY PHOOOOONEEE!!"

Kat:      "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP RUNNING."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "GOD.fine. c'mon sam lets go"

Sam:     "So we're just leaving her?"

Kat:      "Yes. Come on"

Peyton: "stupid santa baby- i mean sammy baby- i mean sam is a who-"

Kat:      "SHUT IT."

Kat:      "Come on, just leave this queer shit to rot."

*they find a dennys cutely*

Sam:     "yo there's people inside actually eating!!!"

Kat:      "Okay, whatever. Just go inside before these expired teenage mutant turtles come after us again."

Waiter: "aight what an i get for yall?"

Sam:     "I want a pizza with p-"

Kat:      "Shut the FUCK up. they don't sell pizza."

Sam:     "I want a PIZZA."

Kat:      "THEY DON'T SELL PI-"

Sam:     "WITH PINEAPPLE AND FRIES."

Waiter: "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     ":3"

Kat:      "FIRST of all. NO PIZZA."

Sam:     ":<"

Kat:      "SECOND OF ALL. Who the hell EATS PIZZA with PINEAPPLE and FRIES?"

Sam:     "me"

Kat:      *fucking slaps him*

Sam:     "YEEEOWWCH."

Waiter: "SHUT."

Waiter: "THE FUCK UP."

Waiter: "WHAT FUCKING EDIBLE SUBSTANCES DO YOU WANT TO SHOVE DOWN YOUR THROAT?"

Sam:     "FINE. I want a birthday c-"

Waiter: "Oh it's your BIRTHDAY?"

Waiter: *clears throat*

Waiter: "Haaappy birrrrthdaaay tooooooo yooooouuu."

Waiter: "Haaappy birrrrthdaaay tooooooo yooooouuu."

Sam:     "shut the fu-"

Waiter: "haaappy BIRRRRTHDAAAY DEEEEAR GAAAAYAAAASSS!!"

Waiter: "HAAPPY BIIIIRTHDAAAY TOOOO Y-"

Kat:      "OH MY SATAN. SHUT UP."

Kat:      "CAN I GET-"

Waiter: "Ohhh you want the answers to the CROSSWORD?"

Waiter: "One down is Algebra. One across is Angler fish. Two is South america. Three is-"

Kat:      "NO."

Waiter: "ANSWERS TO THE FIND THE DIFFERENCE?"

Sam:     "WH-"

Waiter: "THE YELLOW HAT, THE FLAG ON THE BUILDING, THE MANS DIC-"

Kat:      "WHAT."

Waiter: "DO YOU WANT THE ANSWERS OR NOT?"

Kat:      "NO."

Waiter: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Sam:     "TO ORDER."

Waiter: "okay what blasphemy do you want?"

Sam:     "Mayonnaise."

Waiter: "what."

Sam:     "three packs of mayonnaise."

Waiter: "Go fuck yourself."

Waiter: "you. what do you want?"

Kat:      "You to go do a backflip off the eiffel tower."

Waiter: "..."

Waiter: "food"

Waiter: "we sell food"

Waiter: "not make your DAMN wishes come true."

Kat:      "SHUT UP YOU WALKING FETUS."

Waiter: "YOU SHUT UP."

Waiter: *sob*

Sam:     "what the hell was that for?"

Kat:      "eh don't worry"

Kat:      "I was just in"

Kat:      "a silly goofy mood."

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

Peyton: "Chat, I'm an only child now!"

Kat:      "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHARLI D'AMELIO STARBUCKS MUCKBANG WANNABE."

Sam:     "KAT RUN THE FUCK FASTER SLOW-POKE."

Kat:      "HOW ABOUT YOU RUN FOR YOURSELF?"

Sam:     "oh yeah"

Sam:     *falls down*

Peyton: "God, we lost another one."

Peyton: "But before I forget, make sure to like, subscribe, and copy link for me and my definitely-platonic-girlfriend to survive!"

Kat:      "PEYTON SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP BEFORE I USE YOUR PHONE FOR BAIT."

Peyton: "aw ☹"

Sam:     "Hi gays, im back."

Kat:      "AW MAN."

Peyton: "GET IN THE HOTEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kat:      "WE AREN"T FUCKING IDIOTS. WE KNOW WHERE TO GO."

*they scramble in the lobby and close the door*

Peyton: "I'M ON TWENTY PERCENT GAH"

Kat:      "HOW ABOUT YOU STOP RECORDING?"

Peyton: "I NEED THE WORLD TO KNOW BOUT WHAT'S GOING ON!!!"

Sam:     "there are only three people watching."

Kat:      "and one of them is spamming links to porn websites."

Peyton: "..."

Peyton: "OKAY GUYS THIS IS THE END OF THE STREAM! DON'T FORGE-"

Kat:      "JUST TURN THE GODDAMN VIDEO OFF."

Peyton: "I NEED TO ADVERTISE!!"

*silly window breaks*

Idiots:    "AHHHH!"

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

Kat:      "oh no. alex. waah."

Peyton: "He's giving...dead asf..."

Sam:     "NO SHIT SHERLOCK."

Sam:     "HIS STOMACH IS INSIDE OUT."

Peyton: "Slay."

Peyton: "What is going on my dudes. Welcome to my live. If you hate dead bodies and shit then leave because I'm not turning into the next logan paul."

Kat:      "Read the room, Peyton."

Peyton: "sorry the cam quality is ass, im like in the middle of nowhere."

Sam:     *baby sobbing*

Kat:      "oh shut up."

Sam:     "We couldn't even have kiiiiiiidss!!"

Peyton: "Only in Ohio-"

Kat:      "You are so damn annoying."

???:       *growling noises*

Sam:     "What the fuu-uuck!!"

Kat:      "stop growling you furry."

Peyton: "thats so rude"

Kat:      "So-"

???:       "RAahh!!"

Kat:      "shut the fuck up."

Peyton: "AAAHHH!! SNAKE!!"

Kat:      "."

Kat:      "That's a-"

Sam:     "AAAHHH!! ZOMBIE!!"

Peyton: "Chat, are y'all seeing this?"

???:       "😖"

Kat:      "ew, an influencer."

???:       "😡"

Sam:     "The zombie's angyyyy!"

*zombie cutely chases them*

the queers: "AAAAAH"

*kat grabs sam by the shirt and they run away!!*

Sam:     "ALEX!!"

Kat:      "THAT BITCH IS MORE DEAD THAN THE BURGER KING AD. FORGET HIM!"

Sam:     "WAAAH"

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

*they come across a hotel cutely*

Kat:      "OH MY DAYS WERE SAVED."

Peyton: "yeah, sam go shower"

Peyton: "you're killing my nose"

Sam:     "fiiine"

*sam runs inside*

Peyton: "im not going inside until sam comes out smelling better than DUOLINGO."

Kat:      "what."

Peyton: "Look!! A dead body!"

Kat:      "what."

Peyton: "OH LORD IM SAVED!!!"

Peyton: "THEY HAVE A PORTABLE CHARGER!!"

Kat:      "You are so dramatic."

*peyton charges her phone with the charger*

Peyton: "Done!"

Kat:      "Done what? Being a fucking idiot?"

Peyton: "no. done posting five posts on tumblr !!"

Kat:      "No one cares about your FOURTEEN FOLLOWERS."

Peyton: "ACTUALLY I HAVE TEN MILL ON TUMBLR, TWENTY THOUSAND ON YOUTUBE, AND THIRTY HUNDRED ON GOOGLE."

Kat:      "..."

Kat:      "how."

Kat:      "how do you get"

Kat:      "followers"

Kat:      "on fucking GOOGLE??"

Peyton: "See! I'm actually so slaying rn!!"

Kat:      "Whatever."

Kat:      "I'm done losing brain cells because of you fag"

Sam:     "Kehehe! I-I-I-I'm done showering senpai!!"

Peyton: "..."

Kat:      "..."

Peyton: "..."

Kat:      "..."

Peyton: "..."

Kat:      "..."

Peyton: "..."

Kat:      "..."

Peyton: "actually?"

Kat:      "What the fuck."

Sam:     "wheres my uwu cat alex??"

Kat:      "why would we know?"

Peyton: "real!"

Kat:      "shut up."

Sam:     "He was with you queers last I checked."

Kat:      "You can't be talking."

Sam:     *sniff* "Where did alex goooo!!"

Kat:      "oh my god you crybaby"

Sam:     "We have to fiiiind hiiim!!"

Peyton: "shut up justin bieber."

Peyton: "go find your be-love-ed!!"

Kat:      "are we seriously going back into the forest to find that little nerd?"

Sam:     "YES."

Kat:      "Fiiiine."

*they walk back into the forest*

Peyton: "A says ah and B says buh! C says cuh, D says duh!"

Kat:      "shut."

Peyton: "E says eh and F says fuh, G says guh!"

Kat:      "bitch istfg"

Peyton: ""H says huh and I says eih! J says juh, K says kuh!"

Sam:     "I have to shit."

Peyton: "L says lll and M says mmm! N says nnn!

Kat:      "CAN YOUR STARBUCKS SLURPIE DURPIE BURPIE ASS TAKE OUT YOUR HEADPHONES AND ACTUALLY HELP?"

Peyton: "LITERALLY NO. IM TRYING TO LEARN THE ALPHABET."

Kat:      "SAM IS CRYING SO HARD HE THREW UP RAINBOWS."

Kat:      "YOU CAN LEARN YOUR ALPHABET LATER, GOD."

Peyton: "FINE."

*silence*

Peyton: "ANOTHER DEAD BODY!!"

Peyton: "DOUBLE POINTS IF THEY WERE INNOCENT!!"

Kat:      "shut."

Sam:     "OH MY GOD!"

Kat:      "That was unnecessary asf"

Peyton: "OH MY LORD! ITS ALEX!!"

Peyton: "No double points ☹"

Sam:     "I WANT A TEAR DRIVIN UKULELE APOLOGY NOW."