#jazon broadly

[meerealsssss]

this is jazon btw

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."

[moonysfavoritetoast]

Introduction !!

im so sorry to the people who aren’t used to my antics

sorry if this is rude, but no donation asks, and don’t dm me either

last updated 2/7/25**

*month/day/year

*deleted unimportant stuff

about me

hi i’m evan or james/cosmo/larry/leo :) i love love LOVE nicknames! as long as they aren’t sexual or directly calling me a girl, i don’t mind!

i’m a MINOR in eighth grade, don’t be a creep. im a MINOR.

i use he/they/it/star pronouns

i’m transmasc, non-binary, bisexual & aceflux (i also use demi-boy as a label!)

i don’t usually answer chain asks because they scare me but do know they don’t go unnoticed i appreciate them

rambling

FREE PALESTINE

pfp and banner from pinterest

dreamscape nexus google doc (working on updating!)

first post limit 3/12/24

expect vent posts from time to time

i’m always going batshit crazy over ghost and fallout (honorable mentions are house md, gravity falls, and sally face !)

i complain a lot, sorry

will x isaac

deer :3 and and german shepherds :3

jizz pants (will anf dom know what this means)

watch just add magic, do it please /nf

i love love love minecraft diaries (aphmau) gagagag lawrence and aaron are my fave characters (please talk to me about aphmau i swear i’m not cringe)

nico <3

alex <3

ace <3

mee <3

my wife is @meerealsssss

my wife is @homoashell

my wife is @catinasink

my wife is undyne

my husband is @homoashell

my husband is @catinasink

my husband is @the-rizzly-bear

my husband is the man in the yellow hat

my husband is terzo

my husband is also rick sanchez

my husband is also jazon broadly

my husband is also izerah (fuck you what is his last name, mee?)

pac-man is also my husband

my husband is rj maccready:3

my husband is john hancock

my husband is ford pines

my husband is prae jack ;3

MY HUSBAND IS DR HOSUE

my partner is @alex-the-bard <3 <3 <3

my partner is @homoashell <3

my partner is @catinasink <3

fandoms

• marauders

• dreamscape nexus

• rick and morty

• gravity falls

• percy jackson

• undertale/deltarune

• hazbin hotel/helluva boss

• fallout

• omori

• sally face

• ghost

• house md

• cod (mw, bo6)

family/pets

i have a younger sibling, evie (any pronouns)

i have a cat named daniel tiger

i have two dogs, gunner and roxie

timezone

EST

if you’re interacting with me past midnight, i’ll probably be a bit sillier than normal

DNI

maps/pedophiles, z00philes, bigots, ED and porn blogs

if you have ‘mdni’ in ur bio

simon cowell

donald trump

neo-nazis

if you don’t like furries and therians please get the fuck away from my blog

and if you shit on other’s religions, get away

what can you call me?

no: feminine related terms (unless you’re using them in a gender neutral way or as a joke) like girl, sister, wife, etc (bbg is always ok)

yes: boy, guy, partner, husband, dude, man (basically anything masculine/gender neutral)

sideblogs

@ricksanchezsboyfriend is my rick and morty sideblog

@mountainsmissingshoes is my ghost sideblog

@cryingunderstars is my writing sideblog

i am also @hadesfavoritechild

i run @rosie-rosier as well (marauders rp blog)

@scandalous-triangle and @myst3rytw1n are my gravity falls rp blogs (dm to join?)

extra info

birthday is august 7 :3

tone tags appreciated

i’m some flavor of neurodivergent (except i’m not diagnosed (parents r more worried about my sister) soz)

i play trumpet

child of hades

i am like always online

i speak english, currently learning french

satanist i think

feminist

alterhuman, fictionkin

theatre kid (crew) currently doing vampire story

fav number is 173

i live in michigan

i kin dipper pines

ask me about ghost (band) i have an oc and want to talk about them

send anon asks

tags!

• screenshots of dm’s/discord/texts: #evan leaks their texts

• lyrics: #evan screams lyrics at you

• my asks: #evan gets an ask *gasp*

• anything related to my book w/ @meerealsssss: #brokenly beloved

• anything related to moonlex (@alexthescaredenby and i’s ship name): #moonlex tag

• dreamscape nexus: #dreamscape nexus / #dn

• bracelets i make: #evan’s bracelets

• ace’s shit quotes: #ace needs to shit

• me talking about the man in the yellow hat: #tevan tag

• pictures of me: #literally evan

• me screaming about something: #on todays episode of evan is slowly going insane

• certain anon who signs off with a ☀️: #☀️ anon

• shit about omori: #evan plays omori

• shit about sally face: #evan plays sally face

• reblogging mutual’s art: #REBLOG (mutuals art)

• stuff that i post at theatre: #theatre shenanigans

• anything about house md: #evan gay dr house

• posting stuff (usually dn) for alex: #posting for alex !

• posting about damien (sorting purposes): #damien posts

• everything else: #evan's rambles

people i talk about

my teachers :3

• mr sharpie/mr shark is my band teacher (he/him)

• ms eddinger is my french teacher

• mr crowner is my science teacher

• mrs bryant is my math teacher

• mr stowe is my social studies teacher

• mrs adams is my ela teacher

• mr jacobs is our theatre director

• ms carmen is from theatre

my irl friends :3

• crotch demon is my sister (any pronouns)

• my sweet little expired english muffin is @meerealsssss (she/her)

• ace/juno @idsalgay / @junocheesie (they/them, mal/they)

• wife part two is my wife (she/they)

• al/allie is from school :3 (she/her)

• (irl) alex is from school :3 (he/they)

• khris is from school

• colten is from school (father) (he/him)

• will @skibitygamer is from school (he/him)

• dom is from school (he/him)

• maryn is from theatre

• gavin is from theatre

• chris is from theatre

• andrew is from theatre

parents are now getting their own nicknames

• hades is my dad (he/him)

• will come up with one for my mom (she/her)

where else can you find me?

pinterest (moonysfavoritetoast)

pinterest (cryingunderstars)

youtube

wattpad (please don’t take this seriously)

tiktok (moonysfavoritetoast)

tiktok (cryingunderstars)

facebook mom account

my nintendo switch friend code is SW-4260-6971-6714

roblox is /@moonysfavorite_toast

and discord (@moonysfavoritetoast)

[meerealsssss]

jazon broadly core

@moonysfavoritetoast

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt

[meerealsssss]

the seventeen year olds ‼️😍😍😍

[meerealsssss]

because

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."

[moonysfavoritetoast]

why is jazon just '???'

silly

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."