#jazon broadly

[meerealsssss]

this is jazon btw

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."

[moonysfavoritetoast]

Introduction !!

im so sorry to the people who aren’t used to my antics

sorry if this is rude, but please stop sending the gofundme asks. they’re overwhelming me.

last updated 10/15/24**

*month/day/year

*updated names and pronouns

about me

hi i’m evan or james or cosmo :) i love love LOVE nicknames! as long as they aren’t sexual or directly calling me a girl, i don’t mind! *

i’m a MINOR in eighth grade, don’t be a creep. im a MINOR.

i use he/they/it/star pronouns

i’m transmasc, non-binary, bisexual & aceflux (i also use demi-boy as a label!)

* i especially love the nickname ‘ev’, as my sister had it first and my family will not call me that. i don’t want to be sexualized, it makes me uncomfortable. i am a boy, and i don’t want to be called a girl. eg; ‘good girl’ ‘my girl’ ‘girlfriend’. as for sexual stuff, i mean LITERALLY any nickname said with sexual undertones. i don’t mind being called a good boy, but the moment it’s said with anything sexual you might be blocked. for that reason, please use tone tags, as i am pretty bad at figuring out what some things mean at times.

i don’t usually answer chain asks because they scare me but do know they don’t go unnoticed i appreciate them

rambling

FREE PALESTINE

PFP WAS DRAWN BY MY LOVELY WIFE @meerealsssss

currently matching pfps with @meerealsssss

first post limit 3/12/24

expect vent posts from time to time

also also currently going batshit crazy over ghost and fallout (honorable mentions are gravity falls, and sally face !)

i complain a lot, sorry

will x isaac

deer :3 and and german shepherds :3

jizz pants (will anf dom know what this means)

watch just add magic, do it please /nf

i love love love minecraft diaries (aphmau) gagagag lawrence and aaron are my fave characters (please talk to me about aphmau i swear i’m not cringe)

nico <3

starr <3

alex <3

ace <3

mee <3

my wife is @meerealsssss

my wife is @homoashell

my wife is @catinasink

my wife is dominic

my wife is also undyne

my wife is also mrs claus

my wife is trashcan carla

my husband is @aceiined / @muthafuckinaro

my husband is @homoashell

my husband is @catinasink

my husband is @the-rizzly-bear

my husband is the man in the yellow hat

my husband is terzo. i will not be taking criticism at this time.

my husband is also rick sanchez

my husband is also jazon broadly

my husband is also izerah (fuck you what is his last name, mee?)

pac-man is also my husband

my husband is alastor (hazbin hotel)

lucifer is my husband (hazbin hotel)

my husband is rj maccready:3

my husband is john hancock (the gay one)

my husband is the ghoul (on my knees for that cowboy ass mf)

my husband is ford pines

lord farquaad is my husband

my husband is jeremy fragrance

my husband is prae jack ;3

my partner is @alex-the-bard <3 <3 <3

my partner is @homoashell <3

my partner is @catinasink <3

likes/dislikes

like: music, tv, friends, my cat, cool socks, writing, rick sanchez, genloss, tadc, musicals/theatre, undertale/deltarune, ducks, omori

dislike: loud noises, silence, school

i’m currently obsessed with: ghost, dreamscape nexus, rick and morty, gravity falls, etc

i post about:

• marauders

• (mostly) random thoughts

• dreamscape nexus

• other random things

• rick and morty

• gravity falls

• percy jackson

• undertale/deltarune

• hazbin hotel

• helluva boss

• fallout

• omori

• sally face

• ghost

• mad max

family/pets

i have a younger sibling, evie (any pronouns)

i have a cat named daniel tiger

i have two dogs, gunner and roxie

timezone

EST

if you’re interacting with me past midnight, i’ll probably be a bit sillier than normal

DNI

maps/pedophiles, z00philes, bigots, ED and porn blogs

if you have ‘mdni’ in ur bio

simon cowell

donald trump

neo-nazis

if you don’t like furries and therians please get the fuck away from my blog

and if you shit on other’s religions, get away

what can you call me?

no: feminine related terms (unless you’re using them in a gender neutral way or as a joke) like girl, sister, wife, etc (bbg is always ok)

yes: boy, guy, partner, husband, dude, man (basically anything masculine/gender neutral)

sideblogs

@ricksanchezsboyfriend is my rick and morty sideblog

@mountainsmissingshoes is my ghost sideblog

@alastorsbigdick is my hazbin hotel rp sideblog (matching ace)

@giddingstexasenthusiast is my southern mom rp blog

@cryingunderstars is my writing sideblog

i am also @hadesfavoritechild

i run @rosie-rosier as well (marauders rp blog)

@scandalous-triangle and @myst3rytw1n are my gravity falls rp blogs (dm to join?)

extra info

birthday is august 7 :3

tone tags appreciated

i’m some flavor of neurodivergent (except i’m not diagnosed (parents r more worried about my sister) soz)

i play trumpet + i want to learn electric guitar or drums

i’m a gryffindor

child of hades

my favorite band is ghost

i speak english and i am currently learning french (might learn swedish)

satanist

feminist

alterhuman

fictionkin

theatre kid (crew) currently doing little shop of horrors

my fav number is 173

i write

i live in my own head. sorry.

i live in michigan and i guess this is shameful (shrimp bullies me for it)

i kin dipper pines

i have another sideblog. if you find it, idk i’ll give you chocolate or something (it’s embarrassing)

fuck wilbur soot. if i post about lovejoy, please know that i do not support him.

ask me about ghost (band) i have an oc and want to talk about them

send anon asks

tags!

• screenshots of dm’s/discord/texts: #evan leaks their texts

• lyrics: #evan screams lyrics at you

• my asks: #evan gets an ask *gasp*

• anything related to my book w/ @meerealsssss: #brokenly beloved

• anything related to moonlex (@alexthescaredenby and i’s ship name): #moonlex tag

• dreamscape nexus: #dreamscape nexus / #dn

• bracelets i make: #evan’s bracelets

• ace’s shit quotes: #ace needs to shit

• me talking about the man in the yellow hat: #tevan tag

• pictures of me: #literally evan

• me screaming about something: #on todays episode of evan is slowly going insane

• certain anon who signs off with a ☀️: #☀️ anon

• shit about omori: #evan plays omori

• shit about sally face: #evan plays sally face

• reblogging mutual’s art: #REBLOG (mutuals art)

• stuff that i post at theatre: #theatre shenanigans

• everything else: #evan's rambles

people i talk about

my teachers :3

• mr sharpie/mr shark is my band teacher (he/him)

• madam eddinger is my french teacher

• mr crowner is my science teacher

• mrs bryant is my math teacher

• mr stowe is my social studies teacher

• mrs erskine is my ela teacher

• mrs seals is the old ass transphobic building substitute

• mr jacobs is our theatre director

• ms carmen is from theatre

——— previous teachers

• mama is a teacher from sixth grade (she/her)

• mrs kopykat - seventh, ela (she/her)

• ms k - seventh, ela student teacher (she/her)

• mr bones/skeleton - seventh, science (he/him)

• mr margarita/montague - seventh, social studies (he/him)

• mrs doty/dodds - seventh, math (she/her)

my irl friends :3

• crotch demon is my sister (any pronouns)

• my sweet little expired english muffin is @meerealsssss (she/her)

• ace @aceiined / @muthafuckinaro (they/them, mal/they)

• wife part two is my wife, they asked me to not name her here (she/they)

• al/allie is from school :3 (she/her)

• smurf is from school (blue hair, hence the nickname) (he/him)

• tomato is from school (silly :3) (he/him)

• boom boy/isaac is from school (he made me a netherite pickaxe after someone else burned mine // the pick had unbreaking // boom boy likes tnt) (he/him)

• boomerang/matt is from school (he/him)

• (irl) alex is from school :3 (he/they)

• khris is from school

• colten is from school (father) (he/him)

• will @skibitygamer is from school (he/him)

• dom is from school (he/him)

• luca was from theatre (mf graduated)

• maryn is from theatre

• alex (n) was from theatre (also graduated)

• chris is from theatre

• will is from theatre

parents are now getting their own nicknames

• hades is my dad (he/him)

• will come up with one for my mom (she/her)

where else can you find me?

pinterest (moonysfavoritetoast)

pinterest (cryingunderstars)

youtube

wattpad (please don’t take this seriously)

tiktok (moonysfavoritetoast)

tiktok (cryingunderstars)

facebook mom account

my nintendo switch friend code is SW-4260-6971-6714

roblox is /@moonysfavorite_toast

and discord (@moonysfavoritetoast)

[meerealsssss]

jazon broadly core

@moonysfavoritetoast

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt

[meerealsssss]

the seventeen year olds ‼️😍😍😍

[moonysfavoritetoast]

brokenly beloved is actually so

( @merealsssss )

okay okay so like zombies

but they have explosives right

THE ZOMVIES CARRY FUCKING EXPLOSIVES

AND ORIGINALLY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A (wasteland, still) WHOLESOME KINDA THING WHERE ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS ALL WORKED TOGETHER AND STUFF TO GET THROUGH IT

and my dumbass really suggested zombies and that the zombies carry explosives

so that kinda happened…and then i said we should make a character based off of J (j is a kid from school, i won’t say his name for privacy reasons ykyk) and yk what we did? made a character based off of J.

Jazon (jackson, slurred basically, he’s a zombie, can’t speak right) Broadly.

jazon likes bread and crying

and jazon is literally everything to me

and there wasn’t really supposed to be murder or anything like that. because, like i said, it was supposed to be wholesome.

and originally, it was my friend’s book, but i kinda started suggesting so much that she made me co author and editor (idk ig she thinks ik grammar???) and yeah.

like….it’s insane. and the original book was supposed to be called Best Team Ever because yk wholesome friends helping eachother in the appocolypse/wasteland (well it also sounded bad and cringey so ykyk)

i suggested the whole appocolypse thing lmao

but no we turned it into fucking DEATH DEATH GUNS MURDER KNIVES AHAHAH LETS STAB JAZON IN THE BACK—- sorry

so there’s main character Katlynn Johnson (from her perspective), her best friend (also kinda sorta implied crush) Peyton McLinn, peyton’s younger brother Alex McLinn, and then there’s Sam Broadly.

oh and of course JAZON MY BBG BELOVED <3

alex and sam kinda implied btw

but also sam like(s/d) kat???

AND HAHAHAHAH I CANT SAY ANYMORE ILL SPOIL IT AND MY FRIEND WOULDNT LIKE THAT

but like hehe

can you tell i like it a lot?

like…i’m already writing fanfics about it. i’m so excited to get it published (self published. we broke out here) so i can post the fanfics 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[meerealsssss]

because

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."

[moonysfavoritetoast]

why is jazon just '???'

silly

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."