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Sup Jew meme but queefy glasses lmao
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I love you idiot: Terrance x Philip oneshot. Cw Canon typical Canadian Behavior lots of farting and queefing.
They had been costars for so long. Why couldn't he see it, was he just stupid no he had to know after 20 years Philip had to know that Terrence was hopelessly in love with him. They were more than just friends and he knew that why else would he let Philip suck him off all those times when he was drunk?
Terrence had been subtly flirting with Philip for years, doing so many little things from saving him some extra of his favorite food backstage or making sure to compliment him on everything from how funny his farts were to how handsome he looked.
But that all changed when they came around the queef sisters Katie and Katherine they were so unfunny Terrence truly hated them and he knew Phillip did too but no the network just had to set up a big wedding for the four of them saying it would "bring in the ratings the Canada channel needed". And it did so now Philip was unhappily married to a woman that thought shooting air out of her vagina was comedy gold. He hated it.
Katie wasn't a bad person but her queefs were just so disgusting, every time he had to hear her laugh to herself after queefing he wanted to gag.
So Terrence decided to start spending more time on set it was the perfect excuse whenever he didn't want to spend time with Katie he could always just say
"I'd love to do that babe but you know I have work and, I don't think the Network would be very happy if I just didn't show up you know?".
Today was one of those days he was tired of having to deal with Katie's shit first she burns breakfast then she cries because she brunt breakfast all while queefing the whole fucking time he had to get out of the house so he did, he used the same excuse that worked every time.
and just like that he was out of the house and on the set of the Terrance and Phillip show walking around just trying to kill time before he had to go back and deal with Katie's
shit, he noticed someone out of the corner of his eye smoking a cigarette as he got closer he realized it was a blond that he would have recognized anywhere
"Philp, why are you here?".
The blond was caught off guard dropping his cigarette onto the ground
"Oh, no reason, friend just getting some work done".
The blond said nervously.
"That's bull shit and you know it, Philip!"
Terrance yelled at his blond co-star.
"Why is that bullshit Terrance can a man not go get some extra work done."
The blond replied while picking up his dropped cigarette.
You can but I'm pretty sure work doesn't involve you standing here smoking, also I thought you quit why are you smoking again"?
Said the Canadian
"get off my case, you're starting to sound just like her!"
The blond said in a yell.
"Like who, what are you talking about Philp?" said Terrence.
"Katherine, I'm talking about Katherine, I can't stand that nagging bitch"! Philip
started to cry his pretty black eyes begin to leak water all the emotions he had been trying to keep locked up begin to flow out of his eyes
Terrence hated seeing Philip cry and the fact that he had been keeping his true feelings a secret for so long was too much.
Terrence begins to feel tears dripping down his cheeks, he knows what he has to do Terrance closes the distance between himself and Phillip and begins to embrace the male in a hug wiping the tears from his long-time friend's eyes
"It's going to be okay buddy im here for you we can talk or",
before he could finish what he was going to say a noise could be heard, and a smell Terrence was very familiar with filled his nostrils Philip had farted, he couldn't help it all the sadness and anger left his body and he began to laugh and before long Philp joined in and the two male were standing there embraced in each other's arms laughing it felt like heaven.
In the heat of the moment, Terrence got the courage to say what he had wanted to say for the past 20 years.
"I love you, Philp". He said while farting.
#south park#south park fanfiction#crack fanfic#Terrence x Philip#Sp Terrence#Sp Philip#kyle broflovski#Cartman#eric cartman#kenny mccormick
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Meet the 2P characters of HH/HB
Property of Helluva Scribe/Kathy Prior 42
Reverse Locations:
Haven Hotel (Opposite Hazbin Hotel)
Holy Halo City (Opposite Pentagram City)
E.L.F. Headquarters (Opposite I.M.P. Headquarters)
Humility Halo (opposite Pride Ring)
Charity Halo (opposite Greed Ring)
Chasity Halo (opposite Lust Ring)
Kindness Halo (opposite Envy Ring)
Temperance Halo (opposite Gluttony Ring)
Patience Halo (opposite Wrath Ring)
Diligence Halo (Opposite Sloth Ring)
Woo-Hoo Land (opposite Loo-Loo Land)
Currency: souls (Hell) spirits (Heaven)
Haven Hotel:
2P Charlie Magne/Charlie Morningstar – Coercea Eveningstar (has a crush on Adam the Exorcist, teal suit, black hair, sharp fangs, violent, evil, prideful)
2P Angel Dust – Devil Grit (dark fur, hates sex, straight)
2P Alastor – Stalaro (blue and white, cowardly, sad, loves dubstep and sex, Techno Angel, loves sweets and tea)
2P Vaggie – Phalla (loves men and hates to fight)
2P Niffty – Klutzy (lazy, rude, gluttonous, lesbian, water/ice powers)
2P Husk – Core (white cat, friendly)
2P Valentino – Valentine
2P Vox – Nil
2P Velvet - Ashen
Lucius and Lilian – Coercea’s angel parents, counterparts of Lucifer and Lilith
2P Travis – Sivart
2P Egg Bois – Hatchlings
2P Baxter – Baker (the artist/animal lover, uses science for good)
2p Crymini – Joymaxi the Heavencat popstar
2P Mimzy (miserable and flimsy) – Jueva (joyful/strong)
2P Sir Pentious – Bold Egull (bald eagle angel) (originally Anguis/snake)
2P Cherri Bomb – Berri Blossom
2P Razzle and Dazzle – Pub and Chub (Coercea’s rocker cherub lackeys, creepy babies)
2P Katie Killjoy – Catie Carejoy
2P Tom Trench – Ron Wrench
2P Helsa von Eldritch – Seraphia (fiery angel princess bird)
2P Seviathan von Eldritch – Enochsera (fiery prince)
2P Rosie – Violeta
2P Roo – Moo (cow, instead of and kangaroo trash-loving, hungry, Australian demon) likes vegetables and being proper
2P Molly – Holly
2P Fat Nuggets – Thin Tenders (Devil Grit’s boar)
2P Adam and Lute – (Eva and Harp white anti-exorcists)
Heavenly Boss: (in order of appearance)
2P Blitzo – Docile
2P Moxxie – Tirred
2P Millie – Timmid
2P Loona – Sunna
2P Eddie – Ellie
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“Savior Family”
Mrs. Mayberry (good alternate universe)
2P Jarold – James
2P Ralphie – Ralph
2P Martha – Mary
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“Woo-Hoo Land”
2P Octavia – Quartet
2P Robo Fizz – Bio Rizz
2P Wally Wackford – Sully Serious
2P Fizzaroli – Rizzafoli
2P Queef - Feeuq
Additional characters: Azrael, Samael, Flora, Veronica (good Verosika) and Lord Menadel
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“Autumn Intact”
2P Verosika - Veronica
Kiva Perdera
Kiva Perdera’s cherubs
2P Vortex – Portal
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“D.I.A.B.L.O.”
2P Lyle Lipton – Kyle Kipton
2P Loopty Goopty – Straight Nate
2P Cletus (C.H.E.R.U.B.) – Erebos (D.I.A.B.L.O)
2P Collin (C.H.E.R.U.B.) – Devvin (D.I.A.B.L.O)
2P Keenie (C.H.E.R.U.B.) – Dammna (D.I.A.B.L.O)
2P Deerie – Doe-Doe
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“Sowing Sun Festival”
2P Striker – Soother
2P Joe – Max
2P Lin – Min
2P Sallie May – Polly Pax (deaf, expert in sign language)
Lord Menadel
2P Billie May, Willie May, Tillie May, and Killie May (Millie’s siblings) – Polly Pax, Molly Pax, Holly Pax, Jolly Pax, Dolly Pax ( “Tolly” Timmid’s siblings)
0 0 0
“Lying Inductees”
2P Agent One (D.H.O.R.K.S.) – Agent Negative One (C.H.A.R.M.E.R.S.)
2P Agent Two (D.H.O.R.K.S.) – Agent Negative Two (C.H.A.R.M.E.R.S)
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“Uri’s”
2P Asmodeus/Ozzie – Archangel Uriel-Uri
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Future/other characters:
2P Barbie Wire – Holly Dove
2P Cash Buckzo/Blitzo’s Father – Deferent
2P Tilla/Blitzo’s Mother – Allie
2P Joe and Lin – Max and Min
2P Andrealphus – Damabiah (65th duck-like angel of the 72 angels, opposite of Andrealphus, representing sun and summer)
2P Crimson Knolastname - Turquoise
2P “Rosa” Knolastname/Moxxie’s Mother – Teal
2P Chaz Turman – Zach (letters mixed)
Additional characters: Azrael, Samael, Flora, Veronica (good Verosika), Jesus Christ, Mother Mary, Archangel Michael, Archangel Raphael, Archangel Gabriel, Archangel Uriel, Archangel Jophiel, Archangel Zadkiel, Archangel Metatron, Archangel Sandalphon, Archangel Chamuel, Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, Lord Menadel etc.
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Ok the app doesn’t seem to let me put my opinions under a read more.
So with that in mind:
LESGOOO
This is actually like how the actual queens funeral was.
Poor Ike. It’s heartbreaking when he cries even when it’s over something stupid.
SIR SMELLY JOHN
Poor Kyle I know that feeling when I can’t show up for something and I miss out, but I thought they had their own computers. I guess they needed to change that for the plot.
The idea that Canada is just a fart and queef country 😂
I love “Meghan’s” accent.
Haha “waaagh”.
The irony that the real H&M left the UK to escape criticism and now one of the most popular US shows is mocking them.
Also I used to love magical mystery tour movie as a kid.
I love those new shots of the town. Animation has really evolved.
Cartmans old house, naturally.
I wish I could tell Kyle that In a few years, he won’t gaf what people think of him.
I do get sad when they ditch him at the table
This is Matt complaining 100%.
Haha blue penis.
I bought the book because I was hoping for some tea on the royal family but he just talked about his penis. I got bored and stopped reading half way through.
What song is this when Kyle is walking through the school after being rebranded is that Katy Perry?
Haha yes Bebe. Queen.
Some good Andrew Tate shade.
And yessss my boy making a speech.
I love this boy.
They came back for him because they love him no matter what.
Aww that was nice and sweet. An episode where Kyle deals with conflict but it is resolved.
Very good episode again. Agree with the commentary about this being good character development for him. I doubt I will see this much Kyle throughout the rest of the season. Two eps in a row was already too good to be true.
Also liked the M&H commentary but I will talk about that more in another post.
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listening to this old banger rn 🎧
just had a tb to my religious trauma when a conservative family 'friend' tried to brainwash me - at the time - into thinking that this song was "demonic" and "illuminati" because it was celebratory of non-heteronormative gender representations, because of that one rollercoaster sequence
like ????? was he really that serious lmfao
anyways idgaf, we support the bad queefs down here, let's gender all day errday baby, let's get it- 𓂃 💁♀️ .⁺ ˖ !!
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I've had this plot bunny in my head for years (long before "Tweek x Craig" aired), but I don't know if I'll ever get around to writing the fic.
Imagine: the boys discover Terrence and Phillip fanfiction. Before long, they decide to try their hand at co-writing their own.
And then the topic of shipping comes up.
Stan is a purist who prefers the canon pairings of Terrence/Katie and Phillip/Katherine. But wait! Kyle actually thinks that Terrence/Katherine and Phillip/Katie would make better couples! A debate ensues.
Cartman doesn't want any "gaywad" romance at all and thinks that the addition of the Queef Sisters to Terrence and Phillip was a jump the shark moment. Kenny suggests pairing Katherine/Katie because "girl on girl is hot". The fact that they're sisters doesn't deter him. No fanfiction is written that day.
At school, the argument continues. The other fourth grade boys weigh in with their opinions. Bebe and a few other girls overhear and insist that Terrence/Phillip is the true pairing of the show. The shipping wars have begun.
Before long, the entire school is involved. More ships enter the fray. Terrence/Scott the Dick, Phillip/Scott, Scott/Ugly Bob, Terrence/Ugly Bob, Phillip/Ugly Bob, Terrence/Celine Dion, Ugly Bob/Celine Dion, Katie/Celine Dion, you name it. And of course there are the handful of people who, like Cartman, hate the idea of romance in Terrence and Phillip at all (Craig is one of them btw).
Then the adults get involved. Guess which adult gets sucked in first. Go on, guess.
Marriages and friendships are soon on the line. The entire town is in shambles.
Unfortunately, I haven't come up with a possible climax and ending, which is why this story never came to fruition.
If anybody wants to try their hand at writing this, I will love you forever. Just credit me for the idea.
#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#terrence and phillip#south park fanfiction#south park fanfic#south park#my posts
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Blank meme by @jamiemediaprincess
Kaitlin (Me as an imp) and Loona (Helluva Boss) (as an extra) as Sarah Williams Striker (Helluva Boss) as Jareth Husk (Hazbin Hotel) as Hoggle
Young Curly @jamiemediaprincess ‘s Helluva Boss OC as Toby
Blitzo (Helluva Boss) as Robert Williams
Riva @jamiemediaprincess ‘s Helluva Boss OC as Irene
Cherubs (Helluva Boss) as the fairies Niffty (Hazbin Hotel) as Ludo Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) as Sir Didymus Fat Nuggets (Hazbin Hotel) as Ambrosius Loopty Goopty (Helluva Boss) as the Wiseman Queef (Hazbin Hotel) as the worm FizzaRolli 'n Friends Animatronics (Helluva Boss) as the fireys Katie Killjoy (Hazbin Hotel) as the junk lady Dagger, Stinky, Crook, and Wheezy (Helluva Boss The RP Crew) as the four guards Lyle Lipton (Helluva Boss) as the Wiseman's hat Carnie Demon and Wally Wackford (Helluva Boss) as Left and Right Door Knocker Verosika and her crew (Helluva Boss) as the goblins
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I don’t even know what I was trying to acomplish here
#voltron legendary defender#voltron#vld#keith kogane#lance mcclain#takashi shirogane#hunk garrett#pidge gunderson#katie holt#voltron?#queef#gay#shiro#pidgeon#and peggy#art
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Muse List: South Park
Alex Glick
Annie Knitts
Bebe Stevens
Betsy Donovan
Bill Allen
Bradley Biggle
Bridon Gueermo
Carol McCormick
Clyde Donovan
Craig Tucker
Damien Thorn
David Rodriguez
Dougie O'Connell
Eric Cartman
Esther Stoley
Ferrari Jones
Fosse McDonald
Georgie "Firkle" Smith
Heidi Turner
Henrietta Biggle
Herbert Garrison
Jason White
Jimmy Valmer
Karen McCormick
Katherine Queef
Katie "Bloodrayne" Gelsen
Katie Queef
Kelly Gardner
Kenny McCormick
Kevin McCormick
Kevin Stoley
Kyle Broflovski
Lexus Martin
Liane Cartman
Lizzy D'Amico
Lola Reyes
Mark Cotswolds
Markus ("Hummels and Heroin")
Mercedes Benson
Mephesto
Meagan Richards
Michael McAllen
Mickey Mouse
Mike Makowski
Mimsy Barnes
Monica Ryland
Mrs. Testaburger
Nathan Davidson
Nelly Peterson
New Kid
Nichole Daniels
Pete Thelman
Phillip Argyle
Phillip "Pip" Pirrup
Porsche Jameson
Rebecca Cotswolds
Rebecca "Red" Turner
Sally Bands
Sally "Powder" Turner
Scott Malkinson
Scott Tenorman
Sharon Marsh
Sheila Broflovski
Shelly Marsh
Sparky
Stan Marsh
Tammy Warner
Terrence Stoot
Terrence Mephesto
Timmy Burch
Token Black
Tweek Tweak
Wendy/Wendyl Testaburger
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These are the South Park characters birthdays according to EpucSouthparklover on DA
Damien- October 4th
Kip- July 17th
Terrance and Phillip- January 18th (Terrance), November 12th (Phillip)
Craig- January 25th
Bill- February 8th
Fosse- May 28th
Clyde- April 10th
Kyle- May 26th
Bebe- August 13th
Jimmy- May 13th
Jimbo (Stan's Uncle)- May 4th
Pip- May 12th
Token- June 20th
Gerald (Kyle's Dad)- October 4th
Scott Tenorman- December 10th
Stuart (Kenny's Dad)- February 15th
Shelly (Stan's Sister)- November 24th
Mr. Mackey- November 28th
Sharon (Stan's Mom)- December 16th
Carol (Kenny's Mom)- April 16th
Chef- October 4th
Ike (Kyle's Brother)- December 17th
Tweek- August 17th
Sheila (Kyle's Mom)- June 17th
Liane (Cartman's Mom)- April 12th
Cartman- July 1st
Butters- September 11th
Timmy- February 24th
Kenny- March 22nd
Mr. Garrison- September 26th
Randy (Stan's Dad)- March 1st
Wendy- December 18th
Stan- October 19th
Stephen/Chris (Butters' Dad)- September 15th
Bridon Guermo- July 28th
Marvin (Stan's Grampa)- September 17th
Linda (Butters' Mom)- November 2nd
Queef Sisters- February 19th (Katherine), September 27th (Katie)
Loogie- August 1st
Terrance Mephesto- June 18th
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I fucking love this outfit
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Purple Lipstick
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by SimplyEssa
I've hopped on the chatfic wagon. Dear Lord, nothing can save me now. ~~ hxcker: why would u let him do tht queef Keith: don't call me that the tailor: yeah bithc thats my job the tailor: AND hxcker: WHAT hacker: YOU CALL KEITH QUEEF hxcker: HOW LONG HAVE U IDIOTS BEEN DATIN
Words: 402, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Shay (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Matt Holt
Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Allura/Matt Holt/Shiro, Hunk/Shay (Voltron)
Additional Tags: chatfic, Fluff and Angst, Humour, Mild Angst, CHATFIC IVE HOPPED ON THE TRAIN, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Alternate Universe - Normal High School, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
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10, 16, 18
10. What are your emotions on grapes?
Grapes fill the fruit bowl. Grapes are cheap. More grapes. One watermelon. Only one. Precisely seven blueberries. Purple. Purple first. Then green, but only if there isn’t purple. Grapes are cheap. Fruit bowls make money. Fruit bowls are almost only grapes. It’s all about money here.
16. Who’s sexier, Mettaton or Fat Albert?
A horrifying combination of the two
18. From a solely metaphorical and philosophical perspective, in what ways are a black hole similar to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Peanut butter is sticky. Sticky slicky. Katie wants shoes that are slicky, not sticky. Hmm, let me see. Jelly? Jelly?! You fool! You baboon! You arthritic donkey queef! How dare you imply such a terrible thing is similar to a black hole?! The answer is jam.
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another group chat fic for voltorb??!??
read it on ao3 at http://ift.tt/2hnkwtA by Osomatsus
by Osomatsus
Sharpshooter has changed keith.k ‘s name to queef.
Words: 1520, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Characters: Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Matt Holt, Shay (Voltron)
Relationships: Hunk/Shay (Voltron), Matt Holt/Shiro, Keith/Lance (Voltron), to be added as fic furthers
Additional Tags: Group chat, Alternate Universe - High School, i love bandwagon, is this how i get into the fandom, This Is STUPID, How Do I Tag, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Keith and Shiro are Adoptive Siblings, Hunk & Lance (Voltron) Friendship, Space Dad Shiro (Voltron), Space Mom Allura (Voltron), Sassy Pidge | Katie Holt, Female Pronouns for Pidge | Katie Holt, Lance is a Meme, Memes, A Lot of Gay, hunk is whipped, shay is a darling, Cowboy Keith (Voltron), Human Shay (Voltron), Bisexual Lance (Voltron), Pining Keith (Voltron), Pining Lance (Voltron), Pining Shiro (Voltron)
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Possible Replacements For Chris Matthews
Possible Replacements For Chris Matthews
Another bloated white guy who’s semi-cool with ethnics but also thinks doctors are for rich people.
Threadbare Teddy Ruxpin doll pre-loaded with stories about Tip O’Neil.
A yoga teacher from Toluca Lakes named Carol who queefs uncontrollably.
$240 worth of pudding.
Joe and Mika’s pool boy, Flexible Hector.
Katy Tur.
Either of the two surviving Fat Boys.
Duffel bag full of furious raccoons.
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MARUV - SIREN SONG
[5.50]
We're not entirely enchanted off course...
Joshua Minsoo Kim: The instrumentation is as cheap and stodgy as most Eurovision fare -- just listen to that awkward hi-hat -- but "Siren Song" still captivates because of Maruv's enticing vocals. The post-TNGHT horns aren't as ubiquitous now, so that helps, but the outro's half-time breakdown is the real treat: an inescapable vortex that actually feels dangerous. It's wisely short-lived. [6]
Ian Mathers: So, nothing about "Siren Song" itself has anything to do with why it won't be representing the Ukraine at Eurovision... I suspect it's harder than normal not to over- or underrate the song according to context and your own feelings thereof but before I realized this was that track I found the match between the acoustic guitar loop and the big, basso profundo horns blurting all over the chorus a bit rough. Maybe especially for something like Eurovision I'd have been fine with it being overtly OTT all the time, especially when presented as something irresistible. [6]
Alfred Soto: Bog standard dance pop whose distinguishing characteristics are a melody that's closer to Latin pop than the Ukranian singer-songwriter's roots. Or maybe they are. [5]
Katie Gill: Will music ever be able to escape the influence of the Robin Schulz remix of "Prayer In C"? Based on the verses of this song, probably not. Still, it's a jam! While Eurovision songs often take the route of copying the previous winner's style, Maruv's dark and moody spin draws more from the runner up than the actual winner. I doubt it would have won overall, much less placed. But it's definitely something that I could see in regular rotation in clubs or (more cynically) wordlessly scoring car commercials. [7]
Ramzi Awn: Maruv sets the scene with a soft touch and a refreshingly understated pop vocal. The melody is low pressure, and the production on the single is playful but dexterous. Overall, a fun and tasteful break from the American vein of overproduced and overwritten siren songs. [7]
Tim de Reuse: Excise the groan-worthy references to "devil's door" and the atmospheric bits that just pad out the valleys between the drops, and you've got yourself a dense little core packing a heady, menacing swagger. If you don't mind your rhyming couplets a tad insipid, the big centerpiece is nearly worth the surrounding fluff. [5]
Iris Xie: The thuds sound like farts, and the horns sound like announcements to those farts. Combined with the timed "uhs!" and I'm just overwhelmed by how it sounds like an anthem to queefing, and who better to deliver it than an Ukrainian ice electro queen who refuses to be a political pawn? Does this make it a bad song? No, maybe? but I also can't unhear any of this now. The outro is clattery and forced in a way that suits the exit. (Am I going to regret writing this blurb? I'm submitting it anyway) [5]
Alex Clifton: When we covered Sunmi's "Siren" a few months ago, I wrote that sirens should be memorable. At the time I didn't care much for the song, but over the next few weeks it made itself a nice little nest in my brain with that breathy "la-la-la-la-la" hook. Like sirens, I think good Eurovision entries should be memorable. Think of Moldovan Saxophone Guy, Verka Serduchka's entire "Dancing Lasha Tumbai" performance, or the way Jamala's voice cracks in "1944." All those stick. I know Ukraine has had to withdraw from this year's competition due to political issues, but I can't say I would have seen this get past the semi-final stage. The only bit I end up remembering is that trombone-y synth that stabs repeatedly in the background. The rest, including Maruv's vocals, are sadly forgettable. If this were playing from an island to tempt me to go off-course as a sailor, I would be able to ignore it pretty easily. [3]
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