#kathryn is cool ok

[gooch-cancer]

(spoilers in the vid and following text!!) no cuz i totally understood what she meant by this scene cuz like omfg I WENT THRU THE SAME THING!!! i mean the dude wasn't sleeping with my sister but STILL !!!!

[shutupineedtothink]

More ep 7 thoughts, now that I’ve watched it twice and processed 🫠

Bookending the episode with Lilia’s fall but first it’s down and then it’s up - sick, twisted, beautiful, devastating, I’m crying

The soundtrack really goes hard in this ep

The wildest part about the “ex best friend” line is all of those things are equally insane - ex, ex best friend, or best friend. Like ma’am what hex were you living in

Babysitter is likely a reference to the comics, but interesting also in terms of WV because we saw Agatha babysit the twins only once I think. Does this mean she actually spent more time with them than we know?

Wow once again Kathryn Hahn is doing so much work in this first scene with Billy, she’s going from snarky to wary to calculating to hurt to i don’t even know. She’s doing a masterclass in face acting.

When they start to climb toward the castle, Agatha has her hands clasped behind her back and initially I was just like ma’am, why are you like this, but then I realized oh. Her hands are tied right now.

Waning moon for the Crone trial babyyyyyy called it

Fun and fast transition to get us into the trial, since we know the deal by now

She’s based on me you know — sooooo, tragic, misunderstood, secretly suffering her whole life, constantly judged by others, uh huh uh huh

Prove it - he really doesn’t believe a word she says! And she looks so hurt by it!

The way Agatha sits in the chair omg girl please chill

This is such like an Indiana Jones trap I love it

God I love Lilia’s visions, changing the perspective to hers, the blurring around the edges - sometimes you don’t need to do much, but it’s hella effective

Actually a lot of good camera tricks in this ep I’m not going to point them all out

It’s about limiting beliefs baybeee - once again the writers showing they know their psych

I’m sorry that tea leaves to the underground transition??? Spectacular

“Well tell me what more I should see when I look at you. No, I mean it” - hey nonviolent communication, how’s it going 🤌

God can you imagine how scary it would be to have these visions as a CHILD

Did you not see imminent impalement in your future?? Lol why did this get me

I get the fake nose on Agatha but idk maybe I could’ve done without it

Teenager his full name LOLOL underrated joke

Dory OMGGGGG

Jen being the ultimate Lilia champion this ep and I love it. Also seems to contradict her behavior even more in Agatha’s trial, but she’s still more snappy with Agatha here too

What are you wearing, I don’t wanna talk about it - bruh every line. EVERY LINE.

Did I mention the transitions are killer

Your task is not to control but to see. - I, I can’t keep writing down every line but

I love that as soon as Jen knows what’s going on, she’s totally on board, just asking Lilia for intel, like yep this is normal now

Ahhh the spell book. Interesting that Lilia finds it.

Ohp - I wish Lilia was here. Ask and you shall receive - see the Billy’s Road theory

She calls him baby again 😭

Is snappy dialogue one of my biggest joys on this earth? I think it is

Proper tarot takes time and care. And leads to large gaping wounds - …. You mean like internal wounds? Like trauma? Like you have to bring up the trauma to heal it? Uh huh uh huh cool cool cool cool you said it Agatha not me.

The Magician, the ability to turn all of your goals into reality - Agatha immediately side eyes him. Bruh.

I’m a forgotten woman. Then remember yourself. 🤌🤌🤌

I was falling. I will fall. - CAMERA. MOVEMENT.

What will you do with your remaining time 🤝 all we can do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us. Iykyk.

The subway baybeee get that House of R theory

God this tarot spread scene is so epic.

Ok Jen being the path ahead… I gotta come back to that

Agatha is the obstacle yep that makes sense (but the obstacle is the way)

Windfall - Billy, miraculous transformation uh yep ok

Destination - Death. Such a good reveal, even if I already knew it. Once again the power of good writing. In the end all roads lead to me. UGH WTF

NOT THE GREEN VINES SPELLING A BIG OL “R” WHEN THE DOORS OPEN

The original green witch…. Ok so she is in the coven… but also Billy’s in the coven? It’s a shared black heart? Or it means you can go one direction or the other… hm.

Ughghghghhh her just giving them each what they need before she sends them onward. She’s the GOAT.

Did I mention the music????

This whole scene is so EPIC. The tower upright fuck it up queen

Oh my God Lilia took her power back 😭

We didn’t see a body unlike Alice I’m holding onto that “see you at the end” lyric with all my might at this point

Time in a bottle was sick and twisted and beautiful I love it

I just… can’t believe this is something I got to witness. Like it’s so good I’m mad about it.

A few other quick thoughts:

Jen being the path ahead… if she was birth in the first trial (see my maiden mother crone trial theory), then maybe she’s also REbirth? It’s a circle sewn with fate… we’re going back to the beginning but emerging from the Road this time. Eh??

Patti…. PATTI!! Where’s her Emmy? Where’s the show’s Emmy???

Not only was this a better time travel plot than the rest of Marvel as I said in another post but it’s also better than time travel in Doctor Who for the last 10 years and that pisses me off low key.

Not to jump ahead but buckle up kids cuz if we’re following the loose structure of WandaVision then ep 8 is our flashback/reliving the trauma episode for Agatha and as much as I was destroyed by this ep I am so not ready for all of that.

Anyway. What a masterpiece. I’m DONE.

[iheartsteve0704]

SPOILER FILLED Agatha All Along EP4 thoughts no one asked for:

“I was in the neighborhood” was a very kathryn hahn delivery Aubrey I’m obsessed

JEN AND ALICE BEING GAY

“What a scary bitch” LMAO LILIA I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Everyone looks so good in their costumes!

I interpreted Agatha saying “no” like she can’t do this with Rio right now but also looking back it could be like no, you can’t hurt them (the coven) ???? Maybe????

Patti delivering a performance as ALWAYS

Can’t get over Agatha covering up when Rio came inside the sound booth

RIO FEELING AT AGATHAS PANTS OK GAY (the more I watched this back, the way Kathryn lifts her eyebrow tells me no one told Aubrey to do this. She just did it. And I truly thank her for her service.)

RIO IS SO UNSERIOUS READING A NEWS PAPER WHILE THEY STRESS ABOUT THE TRIAL

I love Alice and teen and their bond

Agatha giving ANOTHER SPEECH oh I don’t like this pattern a brewing

I think the different variations of the witches road song is so fun and if you don’t like it the oh well sucks to suck

THE CURSE IS SCARY AS HELL very much gave me wicked musical vibes with the flying monkeys

When Alice was singing “I’ll see you at the end” I thought that meant she was gonna die and she’d resurrect at the end or something

I love the instant change in tone and visuals when they left the house and brought teen to the forest. It was almost like a shock with the sudden change but was so cool

LFG JEN!!!!!! Come on Jen!!!!

The extra nipples line from Aubrey also feels like improv to me just based on their laughs

“You don’t have to know a person’s name to know who they are” ohh :(!?

THEM LAUGHING TOGETHER ABOUT HER BATTLE SCAR UGH GIVE THESE WOMEN NORMALCY PLEASE

THE LOOK ON RIOS FACE AFTER THE ALMOST KISS IM GONNA-

Idk idc I’m gonna have to support women’s wrongs during this series!!!!!

Lastly just want acknowledge how delicious and wonderful it is that we got Kathryn Hahn as a witch in the MCU! CHEFS KISS TO THE CASTING DEPARTMENT!!! she’s so good, she’s just so good!

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

Watching Agatha All Along Follow Me My Friend To/ Glory At The End

ALICE

I'M SCREAMING ALICE IS ALIVE?!

Wait no RIO?!

Oh I'm screaming so hard

Oh ouch Rio really had to show Alice her dead body 😭

Aw, Rio's face when Alice is saying how it can't be it now that she just broke the curse😭

It's definitely not an easy job for her I think

OH MY GOD THEY WENT INTO A SMOKEY CORRIDOR

Aw Billy's face when he realizes that Lila is gone😭

Oh, Agatha just running away😭

Oh my god, Rio is fucking hot af

Rio did you really have to bring up Agatha's coven shrinking 😂

OH MY GOD

I'm screaming the way Agatha was distracting Rio the whole time😭

HE ISN'T AN ABOMINATION

Aw, Agatha is a sweetheart

The way Agatha wanted Rio to stop talking when Rio mentioned that Billy was another woman's son😭

Oh special treatment?! OH AGATHA IS PISSED NOW

The way Rio's face twists at Agatha's riser voice,

Awwww the way she asks Agatha why she lets everyone believe the things about Nicky 😭

The way Rio has so many emotions flash in her eyes at Agatha's words😭

Agatha's ex is Death and it absolutely makes sense lol

Aw, two ex wives sitting across from each other

Aw, the way Agatha just gives up and says take him but Rio looks down

HOLY SHIT BILLY HAS TO TURN HIMSELF IN? MY POOR BOY

NOOOOOOOO AGATHA NO

Aw my heart hurts so much seeing Rio's face at Agatha saying she wants To to stop pursuing her and that she never wants to see Rio's face again 😭😭😭😭

Oh damn this shit hurts so much

OH RIO'S KNIFE IS SO FUCKING COOL

Also, the way she keeps looking back at Agatha makes me wonder if she's even able to stop herself from looking at Agatha cause she still loves her sm

The way Billy is saying he's aware Agatha can never be anything but a coven less witch and then Agatha being there is hilarious

"Your last name's a vegetable. Worst kind. It's like swallowing a doily."😭😂 She right tho

Oooof the way Agatha was monologuing and then tripped 😂

And she still has no powers😂

Oh she's done😂

Aw, poor Billy got yelled at🥺

The way everyone's shoes are there even the ones belonging to Alice, Lila and Sharon 😭

Oooooooooooo the way Billy says screw the road and puts his shoes back on is such an emo kid /gen Z thing to do lol

OH MY GOD ARE THEY IN BODY BAGS? IT HURTS TO SEE OTHERS LIVING MY DREAM

The way Agatha is disgusted 😂

"Don't steal her struggle."😂😭😭

The way Agatha is just kinda sitting in her bag still is funny😭😂

The way she pins her locket to her scrubs😂

The way Agatha said Pardon 😂😂 I love Kathryn

How does Agatha manage to rock that gown😂 she's wearing the hell out of it lol

OH MY GOD AGATHA BOUND JEN?

Oh she did it for money and it's awkward 😂

Oh my god, Agatha is killing me with those flirty words

Agatha kinda looks like she pities Jen for that one moment

Oh no, Agatha is looking at the magic and I can see her thirst for magi

The way Agatha said Billy should give her his power

No Billy, don't trust her😭

Wait, the look in her eyes is both pride and bitterness when she says he can bring Tommy back😭🥺

Fuck the way she's trying to help him find Tommy😭

Oh man, Wanda thanking them for choosing her as their mom😭😭😭😭

The way she's trying to reassure Billy that it's ok, that Wanda's world is folding but Billy is ok

Oh my god, the way she grabs his head

Oh my god, Agatha staying with him

"Sometimes, boys die."😭😭😭

Fuck😭😭😭😭😭😭

I feel so bad for doubting her urge to help

Oh my god, a dandelion wish, I wonder if Rio put it there🥺

Oh my god, the way she put her tears on it and buried it😭😭 I think she's trying to bring her son back

Awwwwwwww, she planted it and it grew back 😭🥺

Oooof, the way she's being buried alive🥺

OOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S THE SCENE FROM THE TRAILER AHHHHHHHH

Oh Rio,"Congratulations, my love!" ADORABLE

Oh, Rio seriously, death by a thousand cuts?

The poor neighbours should really move😂

The way Rio is offended Agatha called her evil

I LOVE YOU SM LILA

Oooooooo, damn Rio, you're taking boundage to a new level

Wait BILLY! HE CAME TO DAVE AGATHA AND NOW IM SCREAMING

The way he paused to change outfits is such an Agatha thing to fo

The way he said don't take it all, he's putting so much trust in her to make sure that she doesn't kill him🥺

She's gonna have to control it🥺

And sure enough she also changed her outfit 😂

SHE DID UT! DHE STOPPED HERSELF!!

Holy shit Rio changed her outfit too😂

Oooof, the way Agatha launched Billy to safety

"Everything looks good on me."😂 True

The way Billy just keeps trying to help her🥺

Oh my god, the way she's saying it should be her that goes with Death😭

OH ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS AGATHA WALKING OUT OF THE HOUSE BUT IT WAS RIO?

Agatha nooooo, you better have another trick up your sleeve

The way Billy is calling out to Agatha with his mind🥺 OH MY GOD HE BROUGHT UP NICKY😭

The way she immediately changed her mind and sacrifices herself 😭

WE GOT AN AGATHARIO KISS!!!

Noooooo, Agatha🥺😭

Rio looks stunned 🥺 she didn't think Agatha would really do it it

The way Rio wraps herself in her shroud 🥺

Oh my god🥺 Agatha turned to flowers and mushrooms, Rio created a beautiful tribute

No🥺 her locket 🥺

Rio looking at Billy with her true face and telling him he could go🥺😭

The way she's holding in on herself 😭

The parallels of Billy putting his hood up as he leaves Westview and his mom having done the same hurts so much 😭

Well at least he grabbed his parents car lol

But I can't believe she's gone🥺 AGATHA CAN'T BE DEAD LIKE THAT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT

The way he's immediately hugged by his parents 😭 my poor boy😭

Him putting black on feels so significant rn

Aw😭 the wicked witch figurine 😭😭😭

Wait, he had the power to bring himself and his brother back, maybe he can do the same for Agatha?

I don't want to watch anything in the MCU if Kathryn Hahn is gone

Oh my god, everything in his room was the trials! I THOUGHT IT EAS JUST THE WIZARD OF OZ

WHAT? AGATHA? I'M SO CONFUSED

I'm so glad we have another episode lol

[agatharkn3ss]

Episode 6 initial thoughts

Ok, so first things first - I can't pretend, I'm feeling pretty smug right now, I posted this before the episode aired. So when I saw Lilia in the first few minutes, I literally screamed... Predicting the sigil story right is going to be my humble brag for the rest of the year.

My Teen theories didn't pan out quite as well, but at least I got some of it - the bar mitzvah, the reincarnation and his resulting confusion, the reason, why he wanted the locket and that he was missing Tommy... And I got Ralph Bohner right!!!!

where is that blue pentacle scene going to come in then, I wonder?

I loved how Billy has actually crossed paths with everyone from the coven!

Lorna Wu was the inspiration for the Road. Should've seen that coming.

William/Billy story is a sad one, but I mostly feel bad for the parents. They don't even know they lost their son!

Billy is the BLACK HEART!

I need to cool down first, but it looks like Rio is the master manipulator here. Is she after Billy? Couldn't get the body when William died so she's trying to right the wrong?

I am certain Rio feels connected to Billy because of his literal "near death experience". She knew about the black heart and she knew how he was looking for the locket ("are you hiding evidence?" the second Billy attempts to break in). Maybe she can read him like he can read minds?

Is it possible she can traverse/predict time too? She seemed to know what Lilia was going to say about Salem Seven in the last episode.

OR Rio was sent to Agatha from the future, from Lilia as Lilia dies and Rio comes to collect her? So that Rio warns Agatha about Salem Seven? Aghrrrrr blurb. I need to sleep on it.

I laughed so hard at the whole "Agnes" stage. I have watched Agatha's pov in ep.1 so many times, that I can almost quote what she thought he was saying and I just couldn't stop giggling. Beautifully done.

Oh, the reunion talk. Kathryn, I love you so much. Every line was funny and meaningful and full of all sorts of emotions. It was the highlight of the whole episode. This is the reason and the reminder that we are watching "Agatha all along" and not "Billy"

Wonder if Billy knows that Lilia and Jen are alive? Did Rio save them? Or Alice? Either way, he didn't seem THAT bothered. So much for his previous speech about killing witches not being "for him".

Now that Billy hype is over, can we go back to focusing on Agatha for the rest of the show? Please, thank you.

[myfaveisfuckable]

Tuvok:

Ok, first off: real world standards, he's not normal passing. Apart from the ears, he's just too autistic (sorry, "Vulcan" 🙄) to be considered "normal looking". He went to 1990s earth once and Did Not Pass as normal. But in universe, he would on the surface seem like a model Vulcan. And he is, kinda. But he's also so gd weird. (/aff)

Not even gonna get into how badly he wants to be Will Graham because obviously that's there too but we don't have all day. Anyway.

Obvs the emotions struggle is real as it is for any Vulcan worth paying attention to, if only because they were all only ever written by humans.

But also, tangential to him being Will Graham coded (but still separate enough) he is a total mind slut. You know how some characters will go "when I have a problem, I set it on fire" or shit like that? When Tuvok has a problem, he mind melds with it. Homoerotically if it's an option. Dude even got a mind std one time, despite the fact that's not even a thing.

And then whatever the fuck kinda thing he has going on with Janeway. Not even necessarily in a shippy way ("not romantic, not platonic, so devoted the lines blur") but like... not only is he unreasonably loyal to her but he does shit like not only letting her touch him whenever she wants but *deliberately offering her HIS HAND to hold* to comfort her when she needs it (reminder that hand touching is very intimate to Vulcans and can be likened to human kissing) and again, they're never even stated as romantic or anything, they're just friends and yet he is more loyal to her than he is to his own code of ethics.

Obviously part of all of it could be because Janeway (or possibly Kate Mulgrew) is simply Like That, she does do shit like tell her platonic subordinate "then be a good rat and find us the cheese" in a tone that makes me lose it, but it's not all her, Tuvok is also extremely not normal about it. I should submit Janeway too actually, I'll do her next.

Also, afaik Tuvok is the only crew member of Voyager (who makes it back) who had a romantic partner before the ship got lost in the Delta quadrant and remained loyal the entire seven years they were lost. I *think* Samantha Wildman also did but she's a minor character (so she could've been getting it off screen) and she started out pregnant so once born Naomi both kept her busy and was a living reminder of her husband's love. So in that regard, Tuvok is very much not normal but like in the most positive way. He literally didn't cheat on his wife even when his life was in danger (they *were* out there for seven years so of course he hit pon farr eventually) and I think that's really cool of him. But also very not normal.

I'm very tired rn but once the polls come out, simply check out the blog of Bea @bumblingbabooshka (wanna clarify, I'm not him but he is THE Tuvok blogger in my opinion) who has written much on this already.

There's also the whole stuff that happened around his monestary era but I'm not even at that part yet but it must've been wild.

Anyway. Vote Tuvok

Janeway:

- will literally martyr herself at the drop of a hat

- will kill you if she thinks it's what she needs to do for her crew

- will not kill you if she thinks you've got residue humanity after decades as a borg drone even though realistically she really should've (tho ofc we're all glad she didn't)

- will violate your personal rights if she thinks you're not "human" enough and also compare you to a replicator (yes I'm still salty about that. wait what was the question? right, i'll get back on track)

- will say absolutely deranged shit like "then be a good rat and find us the cheese" in the a tone that makes me lose my mind and basically give everyone a crush on her (and also mommy issues) if they spend too long in her vicinity, leading to a very loyal crew

- her solution to having a crush on a fictional character was to delete his wife (very relatable but also very not normal)

- she wanted to watch hot Q on Q sex (possibly for scientific reasons) and looked very disappointed when it was severely underwhelming

- WHO brings a bathtub on a spaceship???

- there's more but y'know

[feelssogoodinmyarms]

Spring Awakening Fandom Tag

(By @winter-asleepening )

Doing this bc i miss springy wakening😔

1. how were you introduced to the show?

when i was really into hamilton in like 2016 jonathan groff was white boy of the month for a while and i was consuming all the groff content that i could and i came across that video of him talking about when he fucked up left behind. and then i listened to left behind and cried and read the wiki page and watched the obc boot and then i woke up here

2. Seen a production live?

yus i've seen 3

3. Dream role/character you relate to most

i've been in love with wendla since i laid eyes on her and i would die to play her. im obsessed with her, she's got so much more depth than people realize and that was cut during the transition from play to musical fuck you s*ter and i would love to bring that to my rendition of her. and i was also assaulted when i was her age, i was also suicidal, i was also confused af and my mom was not helpful, i also wanted to be loved so badly, i just see a lot of my teenage self in wendla. i related to her so much when i first saw the show and that's a big reason i got so obsessed with it.

4. Favorite male character

prob moritz or hanschen. they are 2 sides of the same dramatic ass coin. they also have daddy issues and are gay like girl me too.

5. Favorite female character

all of them? wendla holds a special place in my heart but like. there is so much to love about all of them even anna and thea who we know almost nothing about have the building blocks of great characters. i've always loved combining what we know about the characters from both the musical and the play to make more complete characters especially because s*ter cut so much of the girls characterization bc he's a sexist pos fuck you and i def do that with anna and thea.

6. Deaf West Revival or Original Broadway Cast?

dwsa for life but obc walked so they could fly

7. Favorite song

AAAAAA probably touch me just cuz it's soooooo pretty

8. Least favorite song

probably woyb bc im heterophobic and melchiorphobic

9. Favorite quote/line

musical: "giving yourself over to someone else? defending yourself endlessly until finally you surrender and let heaven break over you? i just put myself in her place. and imagine"

play: "won't you come visit me in my dreams now and then? i'll welcome you with outstretched arms and kiss your breath away"

10. Favorite TV performance

dwsa touch me on seth meyers i have to watch it daily or i get 1 level of exhaustion

11. Favorite cast member(s)

i can vouch that kathryn gallagher is cool as fuck cuz i met her at a ben platt concert but j groff and jgj seem pretty cool. alex wyse and jbw seem unhinged i think i could hang with them. smf and katie whoever are so talented i wish she wasnt an anti vaxxer. andy mientus attacked me with a candelabra just like riff raff did to rocky😔

12. Favorite cast member moment

when josh castille followed me back on instagram when andy mientus, kathryn gallagher, and josh castille covered sex by the 1975 and all the videos the cast made on various social media platforms

13. Do you write fan fiction?

unfortunately

14. Do you make fan art?

i have made 3 fan arts that i don't think i have anymore

15. Do you cosplay?

i am too poor

16. Don’t do Sadness or Blue Wind?

both bitch

17. Word of your body or the Reprise?

reprise cuz i love gay ppl

18. Touch Me or My Junk?

bothhhhh

19. Explain the song of purple summer

vague hope ig? like "the adults have failed everyone but we're all 15 and will be adults soon so maybe we'll be ok" with flowery language

20. Explain the song of purple summer (wrong answers only)

ilse and mulchy took acid to see their dead friends

im tagging @dwsavideos and anyone else who sees this and is into spring awakening cuz idk if any of my sa mutuals are still active😭

[shesquaredpodcast]

Oh, ok ouch.

This is beautiful and so not cool.

A gorgeous dagger through the heart and a reason I think Kathryn now, who remembers this version of herself, would finally admit it.

Your prison is walking through this world all alone.

For Tarrah | Happy Birthday!

[swingsetindecember]

I would hope every sci-fi fan knows what a sexist, misogynist, and homophobic asshole Rick Berman is, and how he held Star Trek back; and I'm well aware of how very '80s TNG was in pigeon-holing the female characters into stereotypical "nurturing" roles (my "favorite" anecdote is that they didn't let them fight in the Robin Hood episode - when Marina Sirtis and Gates McFadden were the ONLY members of the cast who actually had weapons training)... which is why I didn't mention TNG?

The character I had particularly in mind was Captain Kathryn Janeway (though also Kira, Dax, B'Elanna Torres - and, absurdly sexist costuming aside, Jeri Ryan is a superlative actress, and Seven was a strong character), who is unquestionably also a leader (and the lead), also isn't objectified, and also does a lot of fighting and inspiring.

Without going point-by point (which wouldn't be useful for either of us, probably)... both franchises are definitely flawed in this area, even as both also made some strides and did some inspiring. You're clearly a big fan of Padmé, and it's obvious she was a personal inspiration to you, and that's cool - but... pretty sure there were also a lot of other girls getting inspired by Janeway et al. years prior (which your phrasing kind of erases).

i feel you can make your own post about your inspiring sci-fi female characters without me? the point you made initially was that i didn't include star trek shows and stargate, which ok but my post was about star wars prequels and it's cultural impact so i don't know what you want really? as beloved these shows are, they weren't on the same level as the star wars prequels, ppl who didn't watch sci-fi watched star wars prequels. like it was a gateway for a lot of ppl, especially girls and it would be disingenuous to ignore.

[rock-n-macabre]

Ahhhh I love these Q's so thank you for including me in on these!! <3

Thoughts on Eric Red's idea for a Near Dark sequel? (Mae and Caleb's adult, human, daughter has a run in with "kin" of the Hookers.) ---- Bree: I honestly would be interested in reading the script. I don't think these guys would have kin..same as I agree with you on the transfusion thing..I wish they would have kept to the ending with Sarah realizing she's burning from Homer nipping her.

Top five movies with vampires? ---- Bree: Near Dark, The Lost Boys, Fright Night, Dracula, Abigail.

If YOU were going to pitch a sequel (time machine back to 1987, or else a book/comic/etc) what would you say? ----Bree: To show that the transfusion didn't work...Severen is alive and frothing at the bit to get back at Caleb. As well as possible flashbacks on the gang prior to being turned.

Favorite scene that isn't the bar scene? ---- Bree: Honestly the random scene that shows Sev stealing the car. They didn't have to do a closeup of that man's stunning profile.....but we were blessed with it.

We know (canon) that Mae was turned around 1982, Jesse around the Civil War, and (kiiiiiinda canon?) Severen in Tombstone in the late 19th century. When/where do you think Diamondback and Homer were from? ---- Bree: I kinda stick with the same 30s-50's era for them that Jenette went with for the backstory. Albeit, Kathryn's idea for Homer makes for an interesting backstory as well timeline wise.

Do you think if Caleb got over his selectively applied human moral code that he would have made an okay vampire, eventually? ---- Bree: He has a sense of loyalty it seems. It just would have to be him realizing what side of the bread his butter is on. Boy would need lots of help though lol.

Severen: ace/aro spec, or no? ---- Bree: I HC Sev as being a horny bastard, and if coming across the right person (He's super picky) he would have a mate. Also....we're just seeing a glimpse into their life (a few days?). Doesn't mean he hasn't had nor would've had a relationship. I find it interesting though seeing some takes on him as ace/aro. He's a very interesting character to analyze!

Any scenes that were changed from script to film, or otherwise cut that you wish made it into the movie/were done differently? ---- Bree: WHOOOEY YES! I wish they could have included the scene where Severen almost got smore'd while jumping on the police car in the script. Also add in him singing the little tune. I love what Bill did for handling Severen, so this would have been cool to see his take on those parts!

What would have happened if Loy and Sarah were at literally any other motel that night? ---- Bree: Our sweet chaotic found family may have still been alive..even if for a bit longer. Homer had it bad for Sarah. They prob would have been ok with letting go of Caleb (despite Severen probably griping over getting revenge on the boy).

Aside from her god-awful taste in boys, what's your opinion on Mae? ---- Bree: I feel like she doesn't mind it really. She's kinda neutral towards it a bit (having to feed), etc. But her problem was probably finding a kindred spirit within the gang to make her days (erm nights) seem more fun to spend with. Like yeah she likes the others..but girl just wants some love. And she found it in dumbass Caleb, sadly.

Can't think of any questions at the moment, but tagging all y'all cuz @we-keep-odd-hours posed some dope questions y'all should see!

@slushi-chan @oleskellybones @trash-gobby @msookyspooky

(repost of a tag game, original post was getting really long)

Ten questions to ask a mutual

Instructions: prev asks ten questions and you answer them, then ask ten new ones and tag ten people to keep the chain going! I’ll go first

Tagged by @rock-n-macabre

Do you think Severen survived the end of Near Dark and he's probably just chewing on roadkill somewhere until he gets his strength back? I think he's the most likely to have survived; there's so much emphasis on daylight, direct daylight being the only thing that can kill them, that his death seemed...an odd way to go out permanently. Personally, I like to lean on 'they'll all be fine eventually, it just won't be a very fun recovery, plus transfusions don't work like that and Mae and Caleb are still vampires.'

Weirdest song you get stuck in your head? A rotating mix of atrocious pop music; sometimes it's just snippets of whatever I've been listening to recently. Right now I have "Father" by the Misfits stuck in my head.

What is an item you wish would become a fad? Common sense; selfishly I do wish goth would go mainstream again like it did for two minutes in 2014ish, just to make it easier to find dark makeup.

If you had to live in an era, what would you choose? None in the past; I think it'd be fun to visit, but between health concerns and other factors I really wouldn't want to move someplace else. If i HAD to....just like. A couple decades earlier, I guess?

Fav genre of music? Most of what I listen to falls under the rock umbrella.

Fav past time? Writing, reading, I'm bad at it but also like painting. My favorite time-wasting activities outside of my house are wandering art museums and this really nice botanical garden I'm lucky to live near. I don't consider it a time-waster because it's my therapy, but I spend a LOT of time at the National Aquarium too (not exactly local, but not a horrible drive).

Gators or Crocs? like...the animals? Crocodiles are one of my favorite animals, but I love everything crocodilia. I have a bunch of tiny alligators and crocs on my desk at work, and another that lives on top of the radio in my car.

Possums or Armadillos? the latter for the novelty; we have a lot of possums around here so I'm used to seeing them.

Tacos or Burritos? tacos

(whew almost there...Im reaching for Qs) - Best Bill Paxton movie? EVIL. oh man. oh no. Don't make me do this, as I blog on a Near Dark blog, with a word doc for a fanfic open, in my red/white/black flannel shirt, whlie drinking out of my Aliens coffee mug. I'm not making choosing one. My favorite role of his is definitely Severen though.

Okay for my ten I'm going to be entirely self-serving and try to get some meta and head-canon conversation going on in the tags again:

Thoughts on Eric Red's idea for a Near Dark sequel? (Mae and Caleb's adult, human, daughter has a run in with "kin" of the Hookers.)

Top five movies with vampires?

If YOU were going to pitch a sequel (time machine back to 1987, or else a book/comic/etc) what would you say?

Favorite scene that isn't the bar scene?

We know (canon) that Mae was turned around 1982, Jesse around the Civil War, and (kiiiiiinda canon?) Severen in Tombstone in the late 19th century. When/where do you think Diamondback and Homer were from?

Do you think if Caleb got over his selectively applied human moral code that he would have made an okay vampire, eventually?

Severen: ace/aro spec, or no?

Any scenes that were changed from script to film, or otherwise cut that you wish made it into the movie/were done differently?

What would have happened if Loy and Sarah were at literally any other motel that night?

Aside from her god-awful taste in boys, what's your opinion on Mae?

taggging @rock-n-macabre again, @hex6rcist, @mrsvansickle04, @babieswrld, @ltofoceania, @lupinedreaming, @lektricfergus @tragantia, @osmanthusoolong, and @starfolk7 who is actually normal about this movie but whom I made sit down and watch it, as I have done and continue to do every time I find out one of my friends has never seen it.

And anyone else who wants to join in.

[butmakeitgayblog]

Listen.

Cruel Intensions with "Clexa mean af to everyone but very in love with each other"? Yes.

One hundred percent yes.

Where have I to sign? Do you need prepayment? I have Monopoly cash, a cactus really tall, my Venom mug (super cool) or my daughter (I don't really have a daughter, but my cat is a female and I love her with all my heart).

Just tell me.

I cook delicious lasagna and pasta carbonara.

... I think it's all, just name the price.

Like ok so... listen. Just between us squirrels, I have been thinking about this Cruel Intentions idea for a couple months now and 😬 like I want them to be fucking awful. Full on awful humans. Manipulative, pompous, entitled, conniving, rude as all hell and so underhanded it's like... they're fucking snakes.

I totally see Lexa as Kathryn. The hot poster child with a facade of being a perfect upper east side princess, and Clarke is the only one who gets to see the mask come off. She gets to see the evil bitch for who Lexa is. And she fucking loves it.

See, Clarke's much more open about who she is. She's the spoiled little brat whose daddy uses money and excess to make up for the fact that she's caught him fucking every nanny she's ever had. And she likes it that way. She doesn't bother with talking behind your back because it's so much more gratifying seeing the look on your face when she reminds you how far beneath her you are.

People are boring. Things to be used. Pawns to be moved and discarded at her leisure.

But Lexa?

Lexa's somehow even better at the game than she is.

And it drives Clarke up the wall in all the best and worst ways.

Clarke's used to having whoever she wants, whenever she wants. People may hate her, but they fear her. Want to please her. It's sick, and she loves it. She does not know the meaning of No. And she knows Lexa wants her. Has seen her looking and appreciating every thing Clarke has to offer, despite Lexa's insistence that she doesn't fuck spoiled Greenwich Village philistines.

But Clarke knows Lexa gets off on their little game just as much as she does. Knows Lexa thrives on being the one thing she can't have. Lexa lives for the look on Clarke's face every time she walks out of her bedroom in obscenely expensive lingerie, some poor pathetic girl eagerly trailing behind her. Lives for fucking parades of debutantes against the shared wall of their rooms.

And for some reason, Clarke gets off on knowing the truth about Lexa. About how that perfectly manicured little smile hides fangs as sharp as her own. Loves that bored look of indifference that hides hellfire behind green eyes. It's actually quite entertaining watching Lexa act so prim and proper around guests and their parents.

If they only knew all the filthy things that make their precious Lexa moan.

[imagines-r-s]

sticking it - j. farabee

chapter 1

a/n: ok, this chapter is very dialogue heavy lmao, but yolo. (feedback is always welcome, feel free to send asks about the series, i would absolutely love to talk about it.) i’m also kinda debating to have a ‘sticking it’ blurb night sometime soon?? anyways i hope you all enjoy this one 

taglist: @butgilinsky @barbienoturbby @sunsetholland @lovenhlboys @sortagaysortahigh @hockey-racing-fubol @oopsiedoopsie23​ (if you want to be added, just send me an ask)

warnings: uh, kathryn? that can be considered a warning i think, swearing, i think that’s it? if i missed anything lmk 

sticking it masterlist

wc: 3.2k

(gif not mine)

“You want me to go where with you?” Joel asked the group in front of him.

“My cousin has a gymnastics meet and we were wondering if you wanted to go with us tonight after practice?” Kevin repeated for the third time. 

“Dude, you have to come. These things are surprisingly super fun, it’s not hockey and there’s no physical fighting, but it’s still pretty cool,” Travis said, shrugging his shoulders. 

“Are you guys going to keep asking until I say yes?” to which Kevin, Nolan, and TK all nodded their heads. “Fine, I’ll go.”

“Ok, sweet. Karly is planning on coming, too, so I’ll just meet you guys there,” Travis interjected as he grabbed his practice bag. 

“We’ll pick you up around 4:30, we have to get there early since Pat has to give his pep talk, all traditional stuff, yada, yada, yada,” Kevin said. 

“Yeah, okay, just let me know when you’re on your way,” Joel said as the two of them went to their cars. 

…..

“y/n, I don’t understand why you’re still worried, your knee will be fine,” Nicole reassured you as the two of you walked into the arena, “Adrian already said you’ve been out for long enough and he’s waiting to hear news of the y/n y/l/n revenge tour, you can’t let him down, dude.”

You rolled your eyes, “well, Adrian can suck it up, he’ll be fine.”

“Ok, that’s how you want to be, then tell Marcus and Michelle that you’re scratching every event today. It’s fine by me, you’re my competition, but good luck petitioning onto the Olympic team after that,” Nicole said, walking ahead of you towards the locker rooms to get dressed. 

“Wait, Nic, stop,” you quickly followed after her, “Your reverse psychology isn’t going to work on me, but I’m not scratching every event.”

“That’s what I thought. Now, babes, you have to realize you’re going to be okay and getting in your head about it will only push you back ten steps. And I missed having actual competition,” Nicole caught the small smile on your face in the mirror, “ok, we honestly have to get ready if we want to have time in the tunnels before we compete.” 

Grabbing your garment bag that held your competition leo and warm-ups in, you started to get ready. Quickly getting your leo on, you took note of how beautiful the new leo was. A navy blue, long sleeve leo with mesh sleeves and rhinestone decals or as Michelle always called it ‘all blinged out’. Once you put on your warm up pants, you did a light makeup look that was pretty much just eye shadow and mascara and then pulled your hair up in a tight, but simple messy bun. 

“Are your boys coming tonight?” Nicole asked, meeting you by the door of the locker room. “Yeah, you know Kevin wouldn’t miss it, but I don’t know if anyone else is coming,” you replied. 

“Oh, well Nolan better be here, you need your pep talk,” Nicole added which made you laugh, “okay, well I’m going to let you do your pre-warm up-warm up and I’ll see you out there soon. You got this, babes.” 

Once you saw Nicole leave the tunnel, you immediately put your headphones in and started listening to one of the hype playlist that Nolan had put together for you. You went through visualizing your routines, visualizing the perfect motions, tumbling, and skills. You were stretching your legs out when you heard a familiar laugh sound from one side of the hallway, turning you saw Karly, TK, Nolan, Kev, and then beside them, Joel Farabee. 

You had never met him personally, but you had seen him play enough times to know who he was. He was also usually included in game highlights if you missed a game, so you were well aware how significant he was to the team. 

You stood up quickly and made your way over to them, “Karly, omg, I’ve missed you, babes. Tiki Bar, I’m still planning on stealing your girlfriend, just so you know.”

“You really have your priorities in order, don’t you, y/n/n?” Travis said.

“I like to think so. Hey, Kev, thank you for bringing your friends along for the y/n y/l/n revenge tour.”

“Dude, you didn’t mention this tour?” Nolan questioned. 

“Oh, well Adrian said this is my comeback meet, so it’s a revenge tour to show how cool I am,” when you got a nod in response from Nolan, you looked over to Joel who stood awkwardly beside him, “Farabee, do you talk or just stand awkwardly 24/7?”

When he heard you say his name, his eyebrows rose in surprise, “how come you know me, but I don’t know you?”

“Well, you see, I actually talk to people instead of just standing off to the side awkwardly. Plus, you’re literally Kev’s teammate, so it would be bad if I didn’t realize who you were.”

“I feel like you’re just upset I wasn’t talking to you, babe,” Joel added. 

“Awe, yes, of course. The pain in my heart from not talking to you is unbearable, thank you for sparing a few words,” you said sarcastically, placing your hand over your heart.

“Ok, children, that’s enough of that for today. We just came to wish you good luck, we’re going to go wait outside the tunnel so that way you can get your pep talk as usual. Now, c’mon, Beezer,” Kevin pushed Joel out of the way and towards the exit before he could say anything else. 

“Are we skipping over that for right now or?” Nolan asked as you walked back to where you were standing by the wall before they came over. When he got a simple nod in response he let out a simple ok, “what event are you starting on?”

“Floor. I’m pretty sure at least.”

“Ok, what’s the worst thing about the floor for you right now?” and the two of you talked about each event like you did every competition. Nolan doing his best to make sure that you talked out everything that was on your mind. Giving you a quick hug and a quick you got this, he made his way back towards his seat. You made your way back to get your warm up jacket from the locker room and went to find Marcus. 

By the time Nolan had made it back to his seat, the announcement that warm up and stretching would start now went off. “Ok, I genuinely thought the only people that did gymnastics were like 10 year olds,” Joel said. 

“10 year olds doing gymnastics is honestly a really boring thing to watch. Like when y/n was 10, I hated going to her meets. She was good, yeah, but it was boring and all of them had the same routines. 0/10 would not recommend,” Kevin added. 

“Are we all just ignoring whatever the fuck happened when y/n/n met Joel? Or was I the only one that noticed?” Nolan was shocked by the fact that no one had mentioned it. When the group went quiet for a moment, the only thing that could be heard was Karly holding back a laugh. “Care to share with the class, Karly?”

“Nope. I want to see how this one plays out before I make any comments,” to which the whole group looked at her confused. “It’s a developing story. It has to develop, obviously.”

Once the national anthem was over, the first event that you had was floor. “y/n/n, I don’t care how you do today, I just need you to go for everything. You have it in you to get high scores anyways, so just focus on doing your skills,” Marcus said, “you just have to do this 1 minute and 30 second routine, land all your tumbling, do your jumps well, stay tight, and you got this.”

“Representing the United States of America, y/n y/l/n on floor,” the announcer read over the loudspeaker. 

“Alright Twinkle Toes, go have fun out there,” Marcus told you one last time before you made your way up to the floor. You stood there anxiously, awaiting the judges who were somehow never ready on time to salute you. Once they did salute you, you flashed your best smile and marched onto the floor, going to your beginning pose. 

The group up in the stands were anxiously awaiting for your music to start, which did include Kevin having to yell at Joel to put his phone up before you performed. All of them believed in you, but this was your first competition back and they weren’t sure how it would go. Would you be back to your old competition level? Better? Would you hurt your knee again? They knew the risks, but simply pushed it to the back of their head. 

Just stick the landings. Four tumbling passes. Three leap series. Two turns. And one score. You have worked your ass off to get back to where you are now; this was your comeback and if you started off great, you could only go up from there. Hearing the beep that signaled that the floor music was starting, the first few notes of ‘Feeling Good’ rang out and you started your routine. 

Starting off your routine with a small dance combo and some poses, you went straight in with two back to back tumbling passes. After the first tumbling pass, the tension in your body eased up. You were back in your element for the first time officially since your injury and you couldn’t have felt better. Right now you didn’t care what score you got, you were just happy to be back. You went for your leaps and jumps, then your final two tumbling passes. 

After finishing your routine in your end pose, you saluted the judges again and practically ran back to Marcus. “I did it, oh my god. I did that,” you weren’t in shock, but the realization finally hit you that you had officially had a great start to the comeback tour. “Yeah, we all knew you could, y/n/n. I’m not shocked,” Marcus hugged you. 

When the camera came around as results of your routine came back, you simply smiled and waved towards the camera as you listened to Marcus tell you the plan for the rest of the competition. When the score results came up, it showed that you were in first place. Everyone else had competed in one event already, so you knew it wasn’t just an accident. You were back. 

“Dude, are you crying?” TK nudged Kevin, who quickly wiped his tears. 

“No, but if I were, it’s a completely valid response to a time like this,” Kevin said quickly. 

What you hadn’t noticed from where you were was how much Joel had been watching you. Before your routine started, he couldn’t have been less interested, but once he saw you performing and the smile on your face after you finished your routine he was hooked. Everyone did take note of how much he was watching you, especially Karly. 

“And the story keeps developing,” she thought. 

With a good score on vault and on bars, you were still doing fine in the meet - it was you and Kathryn Davis for first and second, but this event would show who won all around. The only event that you had left was beam, you only hoped that your hesitation wasn’t as obvious as you felt. You obviously wouldn’t be doing the dismount, you were just going to do a double back that you had solid and weren’t afraid of doing. But even with that, you still had fears looming around a dismount you knew like the back of your hand. 

The fear that you had for beam was evident when you had a few too many wobbles - which made your score lower - luckily there were no falls, but it still affected your score. Even with a lower score you still beat Kathryn in All Around, but came third on beam. 

After awards and talks with media, you made your way back to the locker room to get your gym bag. “y/n, oh my god. Babes, you did amazing. I’m so proud of you,” Nicole came rushing in for a hug. 

“Thanks, Nic. I’m just glad to be back, winning was just a plus,” you said, smiling, “do you still plan on coming with me, Karly, and the guys if we go out to eat?” to which she simply nodded. The two of you made your way to the usual spot you met Kevin after a gymnastics meet. 

Eventually the group made their way over there, all of them quickly congratulating you. “y/n/n, I hope you know how proud I am of you right now,” Kevin said softly after hugging you, “you’ve come such a long way and you rocked it today.”

“KD is slowly approaching,” Nolan said. 

“y/n, omg, it was so cool competing against you. Sorry to have beat you on beam though, maybe if you tried your dismount you would have won,” she said, a fake smile on her face.

“Well, sweetie. You do know that’s just one event right? In everything else, I still beat you. Even when I hurt myself last year, I still somehow ended up with the gold, so you honestly have nothing to brag about,” you said, your fake smile matching hers.

“I see you brought your hockey players to help you out here, how nice of them.”

Everyone watched cautiously, Kevin ready to pull you back if he needed to; Nolan, TK, and Karly were all ready to jump in and help you fight; while Joel just stood there realizing how much he liked seeing you when you were mad. A lovely dynamic for today. 

“Hun, if anyone needs help, it’s you. Especially in the math department, apparently. But congrats on the one gold medal, you deserve it,” and with that you stepped away from her and towards the doors of the arena. 

Somehow Joel was the one that was walking closest to you, “hey, you ok?”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m good. She just annoys me a lot, nothing crazy,” you shrugged. 

“You did good today. It’s crazy what you can do out there honestly,” he said genuinely. 

“Awe, Farabee, that’s so sweet. ”

“Yeah, yeah, don’t get used to it, babe,” he said, slightly nudging you.

“Are you guys seeing this, too?” Karly asked the guys walking beside her, “like y/n and Bee? Or are your eyes not working today?”

“Maybe we shouldn’t have introduced the two?” Kevin says looking back towards you two just as you trip Farabee, “yeah, maybe not the wisest decision?” 

“Haha, suck on that on-,” your sentence interrupted as he pulled your shin to where you ended up on the ground of the parking lot beside him, “that was uncalled for, Bee.” 

“No, it was perfectly reasonable, you were rude to me earlier, so it’s payback.” 

“What the fuck is she doing on the ground?” Nicole asked as she caught up to the group, confused by your and Joel’s actions, to which everyone around her simply shrugged. 

…..

“There she is, the gymnastics superstar. How was the first night of the ‘y/n y/l/n Revenge Tour?” Adrian asked as you entered his office. 

“Eh, same old, same old. You win some and you lose some, and then people are extremely petty about the fact that they lost, so they bring up a traumatic injury that you hardly ever talk about while making fun of you losing an event, yada, yada, yada,” you smiled. 

“Didn’t really know all that, but I’m proud of you,” Adrian led you over to sit on the bench, so that he could check your knee, “your knee looks- why is there a phone number written on your shin?” 

“Ohhh, haha. About that. I forgot to wash it off,” you said simply. 

“Girl, I know there is way more to that story that you aren’t sharing. C’mon spill.” 

“Ok, well basically. Kevin brought one of his teammates to the game, and there’s this kinda like tension that’s there, but it’s not. So, I kinda tripped him in the parking lot to show that I’m so in love with him and he tripped me back, then we all went out to eat. We’re basically engaged now, we’ve already bought a house and a dog,” you said in a monotone voice. 

“Ok, enough with the attitude, I just asked about the boy. So, what’s his name?”

“Joel Farabee.”

“What’s your specific nickname for him?” Adrian placed some athletic tape below your knee, just as precaution.

“Bee, but he doesn’t have a specific one from me yet, we aren’t that close,” you jokingly rolled your eyes, “no, but he couldn’t find a blank piece of paper, so he just wrote his number on my shin.”

“Did he not see your arm? And have you texted him yet?” Adrian asked as you started with your daily drills, rolling his eyes when he saw you shake your head, “look, he’s a hockey player. I have dealt with a few of those. 7/10, might recommend. They’re interesting individuals, that’s all I can say. But you have to text him.”

“Ok, well read me the number and I’ll text him,” opening your phone, you pulled up your texts, “wait, what the fuck do I say?”

“Well, there’s this word in the English language that works as a simple greeting when you don’t know what else to say. A three letter word, pretty simple.”

“Adrian. I don’t need the attitude today, this is stressful enough,” you quickly typed up the message and practically threw your phone across the room right after, “there, I did it.”

“Did you just throw your phone?”

“Yep, but I texted him,” you said, holding two thumbs up.

“I didn’t realize how much you doing gymnastics your whole life influenced your social skills. My deepest condolences to you,” the both of you looked over towards where you threw your phone when you heard a notification go off, “you better check that before I do.”

“Okay, fine,” quickly grabbing your phone, answering quickly to which he responded just as fast, “he simply asked if I was going to be at Kevin’s later and if I wanted coffee, so, are we done here?”

“Mhm, get your coffee. And I expect updates.” 

As you were on the drive home, your phone started buzzing continuously, you realized that it was just Nicole, “hey, babes. What’s up?” 

“Have you checked twitter? Or instagram? Or anything?”

“No? I’ve been at P.T, why?”

“You’re not going to like what I’m about to say, so if you’re still in the car, I suggest pulling over for your own safety.”

You pulled into your apartment complex, “ok, I’m home. What’s up?”

“Just check Kathryn’s instagram, but apparently she’s been training her 3.5 dismount on beam for months and she has it now. She said she plans on competing it at the U.S. classic in May.” 

[henriiiii-1001old]

*bangs fists on the table* give us the William lore!

*flips table* BOY YOU'RE IN FOR A DOOZY :)

post-finishing this damn ramble: ok this has kinda been in my drafts for a while and the more and more i come back to it there's just more and more text, so i'm just gonna put this under a "Keep reading" just to spare you guys. if you guys need a TLDR i'll try and add it in

(tw for car accidents, mentions of suicide, racism, stalking, brief mention of s/h, (mostly mentions of) s/a, fetishization of trans men, general transphobia, child murder, generalized abuse, emetophobia, mentions of cancer, manipulation, and kidnapping)

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william was born in tokyo, japan from a british mother and a japanese father. he also had an older sister named amelia, but she unfortunately died in a car accident. a seven-year-old william was in the car when it happened. he told police that she tried killing herself when in reality he was the one that swerved the car in a fit of rage.

two years after that, he and his mother moved to the states, unfortunately leaving his father behind for some reason he never knew. they met up with his mother's brother, jefferey afton, who owned a pizza place called jeff's pizza. jeff never really liked william because the man was unfortunately just really blatantly racist, always asking william why his eyes were "so damn small". jeff never really knew but he had a suspicion of william's origin being from east asia, but william never told him.

once william turned 10, his mother returned to japan to take care of her husband, promising william that one day she'd come back. he wasn't too sad to see her go, but he didn't wanna be left alone with his uncle either.

7 years pass, william is in his junior year of high school, and he's admired by all the students and staff. the boys think he's cool, the ladies think he's hot, and he's just not interested in hanging out with any of them. that is until he bumps into someone in the hall - a boy with dark skin, dark brown, curly hair, and eyes that shone like the sun itself. the boy quickly tells him to "watch where you're fucking going, man," and dashes away. william becomes desperate to meet this boy, so badly that if anyone found out what he didn he'd be shunned.

after watching him, finding out where he lives, and taking note of every little thing he did, he found out that this boy was named henry emily, one of his classmates even. he didnt live too far away from him, and they even lived in the same neighborhood. maybe he'd go over and formally meet him! that's what a friend would do, right?

henry at first freaks out because this man quite literally broke into his house in the middle of the night, though he's a little thankful that he cleaned most of his room up for him. after a few more visits from the window, henry finally allows william to come through the front door. they actually start bonding and become friends after a short amount of time! they eventually start uuhhh experimenting to say the least on their sexuality (but it's mainly forced on henry's part because the man was strictly ace and sex repulsed before he and william experimented).

they then meet carolina rodriguez and kathryn nelson, and they all kinda become really good friends (with the exception of william and carol because half the time they were petty and bickered), and this friendship expanded into their college years!

college is where he becomes roommates with a guy named ryan harris. he already knew about him in high school and just thought he was really annoying. like, the first night they share a room he tries killing him. fortunately, ryan just woke up from a nightmare and thought that william was trying to make ahem advances ahem and accidentally let out a noise that scared william right to bed. the next morning they formally greeted and ryan apologized (ironically) for the other night.

eventually though, ryan kinda just dropped out, and william was kind of upset because he'd been taking out all his frustrations on ryan, who didn't seem to mind it because ryan always thought it was some sort of romantic or sexual move. he eventually gets together with kathryn (in which they went to the same college) because they both confessed to each other that they were gay, and they were understandably afraid of homophobia. he graduates college with a business major and a minor in robotics.

he and kathryn eventually got married and had a kid together, that kid being chris. they then randomly met up with carol and henry (who were only engaged at the time) and they started hanging out again! william suggests he and henry work under his uncle for a bit to get started in life. after working for a while there, jeff asks william and henry to make something for him; a mascot for jeff's pizza. not just a mascot though, a robot mascot.

after a few years of trial and error, william and henry eventually end up making the springlock animatronics, naming them fredbear and spring bonnie. they end up impressing jeff enough to eventually allow william to now own the company (though henry became co-owner through force on william's part because he knew jeff would never willingly let henry have any sort of power).

once henry and william gain ownership, they rename jeff's pizza and become their own company: fazbear entertainment. the old jeff's pizza was converted into a family diner named "fredbear's family diner". over the years, they also opened up circus baby's ice cream parlor, freddy fazbear's pizza place (to keep the old spirit of a pizza joint), and freddy jr's arcade palace. each location had their own robot mascots; the springlocks, the funtimes, the plushes, and the plastics respectively. things were going great!!!

...things went downhill only from here, however, as william discovered remnant by being a little too curious and playing around with a dead employee's organs. poor guy got crushed while testing out the fredbear suit. after discovering its healing properties (as well as the possibility of giving someone immortality), he told henry. he showed henry everything it could do, even proving it to him by showing experimental s/h scars that healed overnight. henry couldn't believe him and didn't want anything to do with this, but william's obsession over henry forced him into it anyway.

before he discovered remnant, however, he met up with ryan harris again, but this time ryan was working in the sex industry. william then learned that ryan was homeless and let him stay at his place to help him. he gave him a job as his secretary as well as his own place to stay. ryan still sometimes worked in the motel he used to work in for a little extra cash. ryan was also informed of remnant and reluctantly agreed to helping william. his first victims were, unfortunately, his own neglectful parents.

one day in 1974, william and henry got into an accident with the springlock suits, sending them to the hospital and eventually making the decision to never use the springlocks as suits ever again. during their recovery, william actually recovered faster than henry and doctors even believed that he wouldn't make it. so william kinda calle ryan saying "hey i need some remnant can you get it for me uwu" and ryan said "yeah i can do that for you :D". william gets the remnant and gives it to henry (without his knowledge because he was in a coma at that time), an he wakes up the next day. he and william recover by the end of that month (whatever month it is idk) and back to work they go.

then june 26, 1975 comes along. william decides he'd experiment on remnant quantity because he had a hypothesis that children held more remnant than adults did. the claim was kinda baseless without any direct evidence, but he was willing to do anything to get it in order to fill his god complex. he lures and kills gabriel warner, jeremy craig, susie and fritz kwemto, and cassidy fox by using the spring bonnie suit. henry actually somewhat caught william in the suit but didn't know it was him. william eventually used the suit to torment henry further while at work. and whenever henry would talk about it with william, he'd dismiss him like "what do you mean? we said no one was allowed in the suit anymore. are you seeing things?” and henry would believe him because he doesn’t get a lot of sleep on most nights. he wish he’d say it was because of work though..

elizabeth eventually found out that william killed the kids one day because he was stressing about it one day and blurted it out. he promised that he’d pay more attention to her if she didn’t tell anyone. he knew this would work because she had worked so hard to grab her father’s attention, but he always thought of her as just an annoying brat. she ended up telling charlie who was forced to tell michael, who then asked william about it. william asked how he knew, and he told him about charlie knowing. he immediately knew it was elizabeth’s doing and thought of a way to punish her and keep charlie quiet.

april 6, 1980, charlie’s 13th birthday; william found charlie locked outside the pizzeria. she was banging desperately on the door for help, and when she noticed him she ran to him. william didn’t bring keys, so he and charlie sat outside for a bit while it began to rain. he wanted to give her “time to breathe the fresh air”.

she told him she was hungry and that her stomach hurt, so he offered a “painkiller” because he didn’t have anything else to offer. she took it willingly and felt queasy. she eventually began to vomit and have a massive migraine. william apologized to her as she lost vision, her world turning black. william left her body to rot, feeling too guilty and nauseous himself to take her remnant.

lizzie eventually found her body and told william and henry. henry immediately began mourning for his daughter while william called the police. the police were never sure of how it happened, though they did suspect cyanide poisoning could’ve been the cause. william had the cyanide right in his pocket the whole time.

half a year passes an in october, carol is hospitalized for her breast cancer. she only recently found out about it and didnt have much time to try and treat it. she could have been able to fight it off just a bit longer if william never pulled the plug on her life support while she slept.

he didn't directly cause the deaths of kathryn and elizabeth, but he was definitely impacted them negatively in some way; in elizabeth's case he neglected her and mentally abused her; in kathryn's case he would constantly lie to her about things going on. even after she found out henry and william were sleeping with each other (in which she didn't actually care all that much on william's part) he still tried playing it off as if it's not happening.

he did have a small role in elizabeth's death though because he was the one who began working on making the funtime animatronics become murder-bots. instead of making them murder-bots from the beginning, however, he improvised them after they were all fully built, which only made things harder. when lizzie died, baby actually glitched because she was supposed to be activated manually. for some reason though, she just randomly killed elizabeth without any base or bias to do so.

william also felt somewhat guilty about kathryn's death, so he gave her a "second chance" by allowing her spirit to possess ballora (more like trapping it). she was made to somewhat resemble her job anyway, so he thought it would be oh so perfect.

after michael's death however... this is truly the first time he ever felt truly guilty and upset for letting someone close to him die. he forced chris to no longer see his friends at school, filing restraining orders on them, and made chris work with him until he almost passed out from exhaustion. he even constantly misgendered him on purpose 1) to "punish him adequately" and 2) because his perception of trans people has changed overtime since he and ryan had kinda been hooking up a lot (ahemit'ssomethingtodowithbreedingbecausehe'screepyahem) and he doesn't really wanna project that onto chris because ew that would be gross. he's gross, but not that gross.

after chris ran away, he officially disowned him and basically considered him dead in a way. he then began working on finishing an old project he began years ago: making a human robot, and he thought michael would be the perfect candidate. that way, he would continue to emotionally manipulate him into helping william reach immortality and basically godhood. it never truly worked out though because he accidentally just created the first sentient robot who didn't know anything and just went with the flow. (for now we'll call him "michael")

(at some point during this time though he and ryan began the cult, kidnapping the young john asters who's father had just been killed by them, and taking in alex lee as somewhat reward for "punishing chris adequately". i know this is random to just put here, but i had nowhere else to put it)

the next major thing happened in 1986 where investors from [insert nearby town here] wanted to buy into the company. william kinda said "you go work on paperwork, i got this" and eventually kinda just... killed them off because his brain said "oooo free remnant". henry had also been begging to finally do some actual business with people again, and after william killed the investors he said "sure! actually, i think they want to see you now!" of course, henry would get excited, but all that disappears once he steps into the room...

turns out, william had just killed them, and he'd been covered in blood the whole time. he just borrowed one of the men's coats to cover up the blood temporarily. this was where william confessed to everything. he told henry everything he did in an short but elaborate story, exaggerating certain parts to make it seem more exciting than horrifying. he tries justifying this by saying he did everything "for him". henry is absolutely terrified and is very vaguely threatened to keep his mouth shut or else the next person that goes missing would be his fault. if henry hadn't been manipulated and abused by him constantly, he would've screamed the moment he came in the room.

the next day, henry tried bringing it all up to william, but he dismissed it all. he tried saying that is was "all in his head", basically trying to gaslight him into thinking that it never happened. henry thought he was playing some sick joke and decided that he might as well tell the police about everything if william was going to be like this. william then got fed up with henry's "attitude" and basically fired back at him telling him that if henry distrusted him this much, then their relationship was as good as gone. henry tried saying otherwise because he had become too attached to him, but william simply left henry alone with his own thoughts.

william decided he'd go out of town for a bit but tell no one. he spent a few days in the town the investors actually came from before he started to freak out. if he wasn't in town, he wouldn't be able to know what henry's doing. sure, he could just tell ryan to keep watch of him but he also had a huge attachment to henry himself. so he cut his hair shoulder length, dyed his hair blonde, and went back into town with a new name and a new face.

he gave himself the name "dave miller" after henry's assistant's sister, who used to have the name dave miller. he came home and told "michael" about what happened with him and henry. he mainly lied though, telling him that "if he sees me he'd kill me". "michael" was confused because he didn't really know about the concept of death just yet, but he went along with it anyway. "michael" gave himself the name benedict millier to go along with dave, but he wanted his fake middle name to be michael just because he wants to stick with his roots.

1987 comes along, and dave and benedict decide they'd stop by freddy jr's arcade palace because dave has "business to do". in reality, he was trying to essentially redo the idea of murder-bots but using the toy animatronics instead. he gets caught by chris, who immediately recognizes him. dave originally wanted to fake an accent, but he forgot to put it on when he was caught messing with the animatronics. since then, they'd be at each other's throats constantly.

however one day, they were in the middle of an argument neither of them really remember the contents of when they heard a bloodcurdling scream from outside. they immediately went to check it out. benedict was kneeling own next to his friend, jeremy fitzgerald, panicking and unsure of what to do. he doesn't understand why he isn't waking up. dave takes him aside and calls 9-1-1 to deal with the situation.the ambulance come and pick jeremy up, and dave and benedict went to seem him.

on their way there, dave re-explains the concept of death to ben. ben then becomes devastated and freaks out in the car and in the hospital, worrying that he'll never be able to see his first friend in years again. about two months later, jeremy had been in a coma since the bite, and dave decided to give him a visit during the night, pondering whether or not to kill him. he decides not to and gives him some remnant to hopefully wake him up as it did with henry back in '74. the next day, he wakes up, and he and ben eventually form a relationship again. they end up dating and dave is in full support of it!

a few more years pass-- jr's has closed by now-- and it was suddenly 1989; dave decides he's ready to return as william. he goes out of town once again to get his hair cut and to get a nice present to apologize to henry. he returns, slipping a note to henry to meet him by the hill they always sat on in high school. they meet up and have a very happy reunion. henry apologizes and william brings out his present: an engagement ring. william promises to be there for henry and to "never leave him". henry says yes and promises to rebuild their love through their marriage, and he promises to have trust in his partner, pushing all his past actions aside in hopes that he'll change...

...that change never came. william only got worse overtime, his body count piling up even more. even when they took their honeymoon in japan things started to go downhill. william became even more pushy in his requests, became extremely violent during intimate moments, the physical torture he made henry endure just got even worse, and every day he came home with something to be angry about.

during this time, william had begun to be suspicious of henry; he'd been going out a lot with a "friend" of his. william had ryan be a "secret chaperone" (really he was asked to stalk henry the entire time), and he learned that henry's friend was clay burke. he was also told that during that time ryan followed him, he saw henry and clay get into a very awkward position, so to speak. william became absolutely furious but didn't tell henry anything until he felt it was appropriate to bring it up.

to distract himself from his anger, he asked his son ("michael") to help with with a secret business of taking care of the old funtime animatronics underground. he'd been trying to sell them off to someone for a while, and if he wanted them to be sold they'd have to be in tip top shape. "michael" was hesitant because he had recently started to not trust william, but he agreed anyway. plus, he'd get to see his sister again, one he never knew he had.

he also eventually killed the two other employees who also worked underground, feeling that since "michael" was there, their assistance wasn't needed anymore. they simply left the bodies down there to rot; no one would come for them.

on the day of christmas eve, 1993, henry had unfortunately gotten a cold. he was willing to come into work, but william told him to stay home. he went to work alone that day, and he was eventually visited by his uncle. they had talks about the company, and jeff had suggested that they simply close down. jeff then went on about how if he still owned the company, none of this would have happened (even though he was the one who gave ownership to william and henry) an all that bullshit. william got so tired of him and angry that he simply killed him on the spot.

realizing what had happened, he began to spiral out of control, bawling hysterically and having painful anxiety tics. he screamed for someone to maybe hear him, and ryan was luckily nearby. he calmed william down and helped him dispose of the body in the back. before they buried the body though, william decided that he wasn't done with the old man and repeatedly stabbed him. with the anger and anxiety from before mixing, he vomited all of his feeling up into the grass. ryan let him clean up as he buried the body by himself. he then gave william his coat before driving him home. he and henry's secretary, laura, would take care of the restaurant while he and henry rested.

william returned home, expecting henry to be in bed, but instead he saw him daydreaming on the couch. he finally asks about the friend henry had been seeing, and henry bites back at him aking why william needs to know everything he does. he does eventually tell william that he'd been with clay all those times. william then tells henry that he knew about it and tries convincing henry one last time to "prove that he loves him".

henry ends up screaming to him about what william has done to him and his own family members, telling him off before telling him that he'd file for divorce. in a panic, william takes his innocence one last time before henry fought back and slammed a phone into his head. he hears henry say something about freddy's and lets henry leave to put him into a false sense of security.

he and henry eventually are both in freddy's having somewhat of a standoff before he requests to duel with william (somewhat). william basically cheats and ends up stabbing henry's right eye out. after henry passes out, the missing children find him and chase him into the room they were killed in. william puts on the spring bonnie suit, tells the kids off, and suddenly the world goes dark...

...

william didn't remember who he was when he woke up. he met a nice fellow named char an thought they were someone named "henry". he didn't really understand why, but their golden-like eyes made him first think that. he befriends them, hoping they can help him understand what's going on.

after a few months, he regains most of his memories and even tells char to try and threaten them. after they freak out and start yelling at him, he decides that they aren't useful anymore. after a long chase, he has them pinned against the wall facefirst. before he could properly torture them into a slow, agonizing death, their brother and father walk into the room: henry and "michael".

"michael", now mikah, quickly gets char out after william, who was dubbed springtrap at the time, broke their arm in front of them. henry grabbed a nearby axe and beat the ever loving shit out of him. henry eventually decides that he'd burn the place down, leaving william inside to help him pass on and leave him alone for good. before henry left, william tried one last time to maybe make henry feel bad for him, and it almost worked. but instead of henry burning with him, mikah had run back inside to help him get out. springtrap ends up surviving and roams the city for a few months.

he then ends up in a random magical girl themed pub where he was relentlessly bullied by elizabeth afton, charlie emily, his ex-wife kathryn, an mike and fritz s. everyone eventually burns, including william, and they all venture to the afterlife (i believe i explained this in another post. if i can find it i'll link it).

after shenanigans in what we would call fnaf world (in which both of his visits are explained here), william escapes the afterlife through a portal to another world. that portal led, coincidentally, to fazbear entertainment's new upcoming vr game. he sees ryan harris testing out the works for fun, and they end up finding a way to communicate. after a bit of trial and error (and a dead jeremy fitzgerald who then accompanies him in the vr game), he successfully is able to enter the real world while using someone else's body as a temporary shell.... or so he thought.

he ended up sharing the body with the body's original owner, vivian valentine. at first, she just seemed really sweet and didn't hold too many grudges against him (mainly because she didn't know who he was). but then they started unconsciously going through each other's memories at random. vivian began to gain a rising hatred for him while william was just utterly confused.

william makes vannie join his old cult, and he, vivian, and ryan get the other two members (john and alex) to properly start collecting remnant again. they don't start for a while though because william wants to give vannie proper conditioning and training to make sure she doesn't try to run away.

they end up splitting after 6 months with william getting a new body. vannie is well prepared to fight but doesn't actually like hurting people. william is very aware of this and does everyting he can to manipulate her into thinking that it'd be good for her. she had already (technically) made someone bleed in self defense, so why can't she use it for offense as well? at least that was william's logic.

william then ends up finding out that ryan actually had a kid after he had gotten springlocked. they both discover that vannie might be their missing child as she was kidnapped many years ago by ryan's ex-wife. they tell vannie the news, and she is extremely confused. it's nice to finally get some answers on her true parents, but the fact that they're both serial killers and abusers makes her hate them even more.

eventually, william, ryan, john, and alex make the decision to "bring in" (aka kidnap) henry and "michael"/mikah (because they don't know abt the robomike situation and how mikah was "born"), but they end up kidnapping them as well as two extras (carlton and char). vannie is furious at the cult but those emotions get distracted by char's own rage at vannie because she never told them about their apparent relations with william. the two end up falling out for a few weeks because char refused to talk to vannie.

after a while, mikah and henry struck up a deal that if henry and mikah stayed and officially joined the cult, char and carlton would be able to walk free. william reluctantly agreed but only if they promised not to tell anyone. they swore that they'd keep their mouths shut and gave their family members a somber farewell for the time being.

timeskip to when fnaf sb happens (which i already did a ramble here so i will just be skipping ahead), and then the cult ends up kidnapping (technically) a boy named sammy. i will not be explaining him here but he's important so just bare with me.

vannie ends up getting sick of william and takes a breather by walking around town. she grabs a car and drives over to the emily-burke household and convinces char, carlton, hope, and her partner gavin to help her take down william once and for all. they agree, and she and char make amends.

she comes back and tells william she wants to duel him, in which william very reluctantly agrees. while he doesn't like her all that much, he found a new sense of familial love knowing she was his daughter (and that she was essentially a replacement to michael at this point so she became his favorite child).

they both end up actually going through with the fight and just duke it out for a good while. as she was keeping william distracted, char and the others grabbed some oil to lay on the ground and spread it all around where they fought. vannie grabs a match, lights it on fire, and drops it onto the oil. william and vannie end up both unfortunately dying in the end (unfortunately that vannie died bc fuck william he deserves it).

they both do end up having more adventures i fnaf world though, and i also explained that in this post lmao.

[bimbonaparte]

this post does a fantastic job of summarizing my feelings about claire and castiel. people seem so gung ho about the whole “he’s her dad now!!” thing, but like. it is NOT that easy. castiel has been the villain of claire novak’s existence since she was 10 years old. he wrecked her picture-perfect apple pie life, killed her dad, and drove her mom to abandon her at a too-young age in a fruitless quest to Fix It. In so many ways he is her yellow-eyed demon.

And now he’s here and caring insistently at her and he’s very sorry about it all, but what is she supposed to do with that!? he’s trying to make amends while still wearing her dead dad’s face! and i do believe that claire ultimately reaches a level of forgiveness, that she does start to view him as family, but lordy that is a complicated journey. especially since cas (& the winchesters) seem to randomly drop in and out of her life -- they’re not a consistent presence, and that in and of itself can be so confusing & hurtful when you’re a teenager. anyway all this to say that kathryn newton does a great job of portraying all that mess of feeling in remarkably limited screen time and i appreciate all of her choices thank u

kathryn newton is suuuuuch a fantastic actor like i genuinely don’t understand how claire was only in a handful of episodes with cas but she manages to convey so much complexity in their relationship

like she lets him comfort her but he looks just like her dad so its like is she allowing herself to pretend that thats jimmy for a second and be a child again or does she just need comfort from someone or is she doing it for cas? its feels like its all of those things and its so messy and complicated and human and that IS bc of kathryn newtons performance

it would be so easy for her hating cas AND loving him to come across as inconsistent or weird writing but her performance makes it feel completely authentic because she hates cas for what he took from her when she was a child but cas isnt that person anymore and she isnt that child anymore except of course in all the ways that she is. idk idk its just that claire feels so messy and human and everything at that age feels that confusing and huge and awful anyway and claire has just the right edge of vulnerability that it all feels so earned and natural. anyway all this to say kathryn newton PLEASE get boba with me im in love with u

[simplylove101]

2021 Horror Challenge: [71/71]

↳ “Mom, there’s something wrong with Nana and Pop Pop.” The Visit (2015) dir. M. Night Shyamalan

Plot: Two siblings become increasingly frightened by their grandparents’ disturbing behavior while visiting them on vacation.

Starring: Olivia DeJonge, Ed Oxenbould, Deanna Dunagan, Peter McRobbie & Kathryn Hahn

And we’ve come to the end. lol Man, there were a lot of watches this year. Idk if I can ever go as in-depth with it as I did this year, but it was certainly fun, even if some of the watches were a blur compared to others. I decided to end the challenge with a horror comedy as I do try to usually because I figure it’s best to end on a lighter note. Since this challenge is meant to be fun at the end of the day, after all. I remember seeing the trailer for this movie when it came out, and I also remember it being treated like a joke. And I just never watched it. lol I think I remember knowing once upon a time that it was a M. Night Shyamalan movie but I honestly forgot it was until picking it as the last watch. So, I was like, ok I guess we’re doing this, huh? Man’s got a reputation for the WTF storylines/endings but I wanted to go into this with an open mind. Helped having the familiar faces of the two leads who were also in one of my faves of a previous challenge, Better Watch Out. Not to mention, Kathryn Hahn makes an appearance as well, which is cool. So, with a good cast there’s some positives already there. It’s definitely wacky, and it takes quite a bit to get going. There are also some emotional beats including the ending, which was unexpected. It didn’t completely hit the mark for me, but I will say it was an interesting approach to using the found footage element for the story. The finale was dramatic enough. I don’t think I can say I truly loved the movie it, but I didn’t hate it either. 

Either way, another very successful horror challenge is in the books! And more to come next year. lol

[theevilcactus]

soundtrack to your life

So I wasn't actually tagged in this, but I saw someone else doing it and I was like "that looks cool" so we're just gonna pretend like I was tagged.

Rules: put your music on shuffle and write down the first 13 songs that come up, in order, to make the soundtrack to your life.

Title song: Dance To This - Troye Sivan ft. Ariana Grande

Waking up scene: Angel on Fire - Halsey (wow, this song even starts off with the words "I woke up", even though the rest of the song doesn't fit at all)

Falling in love scene: Bad Time - Sabrina Carpenter (NO what the fuck? that's not at all a love song, that's a 'fuck you' song)

First date scene: idontwannabeyouanymore - Billie Eilish (um. ok, that seems like it must be a pretty shitty date then)

Fight scene: Off To The Races - Lana Del Rey (ok that would be a kickass fight scene tho)

Party scene: All-American Prophet - Book of Mormon (i'm dying)

Tragic death scene: Emperor's New Clothes - P!ATD (uhhhh this would've been a great fit for party or mental breakdown but no, I get this for a tragic death?)

Mental breakdown: I'm No Good - New Years Day (ok, fair enough, that's a mental breakdown song if I've ever heard one)

Driving scene: All Too Well - Taylor Swift (I do listen to this a lot while driving, so good job Spotify)

Serious monologue: Enemy Fire - Bea Miller (hmm... not exactly the right vibes for this)

Flashback: Good Times - All Time Low (ok but that one's just perfect. how???)

Kiss scene: Disasterology - Pierce The Veil (ok I guess it's gonna be an angry kiss then?)

Ending song: Crosslegged in the Kitchen - Kathryn Gallagher (ok I've listened to this song exactly once and forgot I'd even saved it, but it doesn't seem too bad for the ending credits?)

I'm tagging @alpacasandravens, @blueliliesstars, @justagirlbeingageek, @panic-wizard-sex-walrus, and @ anybody else who wants to