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bussyplease · 2 months

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Y'ALL I WATCHED THE WHOLE OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY AND OMFG IT WAS LIIIIT

There was every boat in existence. The best of french classical music with Ravel, Debussy, Saint-Saëns, Satie, and more. Céline Dion who hadn't sung in public in 4 whole years. Drag queens. All sorts of dancers. A video of a throuple. The contrast between Aya Nakamura and the military choir. They mixed up the names of Turkey and Tunisia on the screen announcements. The olympic flame on a hot air balloon. Statues emerging on the Seine. People doing biking tricks, skateboard and breakdance dressed as mimes, while floating on the water. The president almost didn't talk. Diversity and inclusion were central values of the show. The weather sucked, everything was SO WET. There was not one, not two, but three wet pianos involved.

But the real shit? The real PEAK of the whole show?? The image of the century??

PHILIPPE KATERINE COSPLAYING AS A NAKED SMURF IN A PLATE OF FRUIT, SINGING ABOUT HIS NAKED ASS, SAYING FUCK GUNS AND FUCK THE RICH, MOTHERFUCKERS

THAT'S MY FRANCE

#philippe katerine #ÇA C'EST MA FRANCE #y'all can't understand how much of an icon Philippe Katerine is #he's anti establishment anti work anti gender roles anti beauty standards anti everything #he's the embodiment of “I don't give a shit”#and to know that he was seen by the whole world. like some bloke in a bar in india or peru or wherever glanced at the TV and saw THIS #fills me with joy #olympics #france #paris 2024 #2024 olympics

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maaarine · 2 months

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I'll have y'all know that the Smurfs are actually Belgian

#olympics #philippe katerine #smurfs #mytxt #paris 2024

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potoo-nest-is-garbage-nest · 2 months

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So, following the opening of the JO on Paris only led me to see the singer Philippe Katherine in golden panties painted in blue covered with fruits. I- I love this man

#philippe katerine #France #french #french side of tumblr #jo #olympics #I mean #I can’t #you probably cant understand this #but the alternative was Aya nakamura #don’t know if she’s still in the opening but #I way prefer this man #this man is a national treasure

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tournevole · 2 months

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Nu Est-ce qu'il y aurait des guerres si on était resté tout nu? Non Où cacher un revolver quand on est tout nu? Où? Je sais où vous pensez Mais C'est pas une bonne idée Ouais

P. Katerine

#Philippe katerine #bacchus #nu

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nothingexistsnever · 4 months

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haveyouseenthismovie-poll · 8 months

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#movies #polls #the lion #the lion 2020 #the lion movie #le lion #2020s movies #ludovic colbeau justin #dany boon #philippe katerine #requested #have you seen this movie poll

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coulisses-onirisme · 2 months

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JO PARIS 2024 - Philippe Katerine, tout bleu, rend hommage à Dyonisos

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Dionysos, Philippe Katerine JO 2024

#dionysos #jo 2024 #philippe katerine #Youtube

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gregor-samsung · 21 days

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Un Beau Soleil Intérieur [Let the Sunshine In] (Claire Denis, 2017)

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rotor25 · 2 months

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#philippe katerine

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frenchkisssss · 2 months

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Good idea?!😁

#olympics #turkey #paris 2024 #france #philippe katerine #yusuf dikec #funny #the smurfs #blue

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transparentgentlemenmarker · 2 months

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Nouveau dessert en Chine. Katerine fait fureur ici. J’en profite pour leur faire écouter quelques albums. La culture française s’exporte encore très bien m’ssieurs dames.