#karkats-tits

[chradorya]

davekat week, day 2! — games

theyre playing an otome game and karkat is explaining the pros and cons of each suitor and if theyre compatible with mc or not

[roughkatanaplay]

the derk is IN

[latinotiktok]

Propaganda:

Chell

-‼️ y muerte a los que la dibujan blanca !!

Chell de portal - vi que alguien mas dijo chell y son completamente correcto. Y MUERTE a los que la dibujan blanca !

Comments on the VS KARKAT showdown:

"WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KARKAT THE PERSON THEY USED AS A REFERENCE MODEL FOR CHELL IS LITERALLY BRAZILIAN !!!! HER NAME IS ALESIA GLIDEWELL HERES A PICTURE OF HER DRESSED AS CHELL !!!!!"

lpm si chell la modelaron a base de uma brasilera PQ LA BLANCASIFICARON. PERDON LA VEZ Q LA DIBUJE COLORPICKIE DEL MODEL SHEET COMO UNA PELOTUDA. DIOS NUNCA ME VA A PERDONAR. AWANTE CHELL BRASILERA LOKO

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

-Nicholas D Wolfwood because he looks like my dad (mexican), he's catholic, his life's purpose is to protect children (against the church), and he's got eldest daughter syndrome. He doesn't want to be doing any of this he's someone's older brother who's working 3 jobs to pay his family's mortgage. Eldest of thirty. In canon forced to take care of his younger foster siblings.

-Wolfood y leorio porque son dos morenazos tetones

-Nicholas D. Wolfwood aka el Nicolás Villalobos. Lo tiene todo. Catholic guilt. Homosexualidad reprimida. Problemas emocionales. Energía de hermano y primo mayor. Tits out guns out. Escucha Chayanne mientras va en moto me lo dijo él mismo

-WOLFWOOD FROM TRIGUN. WHY - THE MEXICAN CATHOLIC SWAG OF IT ALL.

-Nicholas D Wolfwood (Trigun)El chabón tiene todo para ser latino. Morenito, con traumas católicos, canchero, esa nariz que denota que no es un blanco cualquiera ❤️

-el don nicolas de trigun 199algo. solo miralo.

-nicholas d. wolfwood ya todos sabemos por que, este blog completo tiene posts de por que. el tipo es ecuatoriano/colombiano vamos ptm. (imagen del perrito wolfwood que dice te quiero mucho latinoamerica)

-nime (2023) Anime (1998) Manga KANJI ニコラス・D・ウルフウッド ROMAJI Nikorasu Dī Wurufuwuddo ALTERNATE NAMES Reveal DEBUT Episode 4: Hungry! APPEARS IN Trigun Stampede RACE Human, genetically modified VOICE ACTOR JP: Yoshimasa Hosoya EN: David Matranga STATUS Reveal FAMILY Reveal MORE We're nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited, but we are sometimes driven to become the devil himself. NICHOLAS D. WOLFWOOD Nicolás D. Wolfwood de Trigun. ¿Es un pedazo de carne Y es Católico? TIENE que ser Latino no hay de otra!

-nicholas d wolfwood de trigun maximum por que lleva con el una cruz gigante y tiene tetas grandes 🥰

-Nicholas Wolfwood nomás porque es un moreno que está bien pinche guapo!!! Aparte las tetas que se carga son un patrimonio de Latinoamérica

-Nicholas D. Wolfwood, because he's the perfect man & I love him. I'm sure there's more lmao I can't think of anything good rn it's so late. I just see other people adding him & I want to up our chances of getting him in the poll

[palestporn]

Re: Imperial Favor, I can't help imagining Karkat decides to teach Gamzee some basic self-defense, like a tit-for-tat exchange, and comes out two weeks later with "this is my new bodyguard." He's reversed the classic bodyguard-to-lover romance.

sdlkfj perfect, yes, A+, canon stamp. Karkat is like "don't freak out about this btw, I can take care of myself, your job is just to look tall and as menacing as you can manage" and then somebody actually attacks him and as Karkat goes into a defensive stance to disarm and capture them his new dopey moirail dives past him and tackles the would-be assassin onto the ground in an amateurish but terrifyingly effective attempt to Do A Kill. Turns out Ghost Grandpa is helpful in the "tips and tricks for violence" category and also the "growing up with years of deeply repressed, internalized rage that needs an outlet" category haha.

[random-conspiracy]

I want what the people having delusions about Bro Strider being this hunkman with muscle tits are orderin' at the bar but for Commander Karkat

[davekat-sucks]

I was glad that they gave Candy!Karkat a good design and he does look good, but I'm fucking tired and grossed out by the way they are milking it. Either he's dave's boytoy that does nothing but smell bad or a fucking commander whose sole purpose is to be sexualized or STILL whine about Dave. Like take this fucking line:

DIRK: (Fuck if I know, refract it off Commander Vantas' massive tits?)

and also that patreon comic of Meenah selling Karkat's posters or the new patreon post with one of the writers saying she is really thirsty for him. Not beating the "davekats are just thirsty horny fangirls that self insert through one of the boys" allegations fellas!

It's another case of pandering to Davekat again. Nothing has changed. They did it last time and they are doing it again.

[moontropy]

upd8 today is really very good in fact i think dirk should talk about karkats massive tits in every update

[jojotier]

the thing about the hbo/cw homestuck au is that i think the gods are just Incredibly Divided over their existence. like:

Dave and Kanaya swear by the CW version. They have both reached a tacit agreement to tell others in the friend group that it's totally accurate.

Dirk hesitantly asks Kanaya if it's true that CW Dave having rocket launchers in his heels and Duke Nuke'em voice at age 12 is accurate and she looks him dead in the eye and tells him Undoubtedly Yes.

meanwhile Rose swears by the HBO version bc it tries SO hard to be serious that it becomes comical at points.

there's a point where HBO John has a single tear rolling down his face as he looks up in HBO Karkat's projected face sneering "ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING." and she needs a minute to stop laughing because they're both played by actual 13 year olds.

Terezi is too busy laughing at the legal dispute both the CW and HBO are having because they both tried to tradmark the name 'Homestuck' simultaneously and she's been digging through the showrunners' twitters to hand over evidence of malice on both ends to both teams of prosecutors. Pro bono. She just likes that the court system took her advice and added hand to hand combat

Dirk slowly drifts into frame to watch with Rose and it becomes their bonding activity, mostly because he sees these shows as a way to figure out the rest of the kids without having to like. you know. go out of his way to start a feeling jam. because that'd be super weird right? Dirk thinks he's so weird for wanting to know about his friends' lives and ask about their feelings.

And Dirk seeing HBO Bro is. Good inoculation, he tells himself. It's not enough to just Know what he's done. He has to see it. He has that right, right? So that he never hurts anyone ever again.

Roxy joins in on the HBO nights sometimes but gets put off by how... voyeuristic, it all seems. So she just quietly excuses herself so that she and Dave can bond over the fact that for reasons unknown there's a carpacian high school plot in CW's Homestuck and also how CW Roxy gave herself Weapon Grade Silicone Tits for some reason??? whatmst lmao

HBO Homestuck stops becoming fun for Rose when she watches her mother die again. But she's in too deep at this point- so why stop at watching an actress (age 13) playing herself charge for this imposing beast of a creature and getting immediately killed herself? To admit that it's too real is as good as admitting defeat. It's just a show. There is nothing that can hurt her.

[softesteshouten]

Good to know Jake has his priorities in line.

Karkat does have massive tits.

[causticadversary]

i need to go on a full rant on karkat's tits like please

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

Gendered-trolls anon: I mean that, in canon, they all have traits clearly associated with humans of their stated genders (girls wear makeup and dresses, Tavros is bullied for not being tough and Karkat watching romcoms is mock-worthy), and it's very obvious Hussie just tacked on the Mother Grub system as a joke to a species he was envisioning as grey humans and never considered how a species which doesn't have a human reproductive system cannot possibly have assigned gender based on reproductive anatomy, as humans understand it. Fans grasp that point, but then they *say* that trolls don't have assigned gender or gender-associated anatomy, without actually going further down the thought path and realising that means they would have no reason to understand what a gender even IS unless there was some other anatomical system they were using as a reference point. Both fans and the Hiveswap sprite artists draw the trolls with humanoid gender-associated anatomy (tits and hips on the girls, broad shoulders on the guys, sometimes less pronounced but never applied vice versa), and we know the canon writing team don't use the fanon of gender traits coming from lusus pheromones because Equius' centaur is confirmed to be a hermaphrodite by Kanaya and trans woman Vriska still has a Spider-*Mom*. It feels hypocritical and the idea of a world with no assigned gender that has gender roles anyway makes me feel gross - it feels like the equivalent of a world where you're expected to follow social standards of behaviour and dress based on what colour people guess your nonexistent wings would be if you had them.

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[lesboygamzee]

beta troll headcanons but i have headcanons on how alternian gender works ( its not that complex dw )

aradia - fully agender . seperate from everything . didnt really care until it godtiered and then was like ohhh i dont have to do anything anymore im free now ok ^_^ and was pretty chill with it forever tavros - Fairy Girl and transfem . i imagine that Fairy Genders are like completely caste nonconforming I HAVE LORE I HAVE LORE LISTEN TO ME NOW BOY anyway . has known for like .. Awhile but shes in proximity to vriska and vriska is like your average reddit transfem and tavros is like ok maybe i should just repress this and pretend its not something i think and dream about extensively . and it works for awhile and then she lives as a girl on her own on earth c but it still takes forever for her to actually Come Out but it happens .. eventually ... ok im getting sad my girl has problems SHES ALSO BUTCH sollux - gold bigender what the fuck else . very repressed transfem who fits all the gamer trasnfem stereotypes hes kind of real . again Very Repressed and like halfway an egg halfway Aware ( haha duality ) . starts being herself after prolongued proximity to godtier aradia she stole its fucking girl ness #thetransagenda . doesnt really like the association he has with her caste but accepts it as part of his identity nontheless karkat - agender cis guy no assigned caste but identifies with his assigned gender on the technical level . he has a weird relationship with it but like its chill overall nepeta - olive trans guy . nondysphoric and is fine being a girl but one day he was like hey somethings off and he ripped his tits clean off and started living as a he and went about his life as normal <- joke but probably not far off . i dont think he was unhappy as a girl hes just chill with whatever feels right in the moment i think and right now its Boy kanaya - jade trans girl but in a gnc way because female jadebloods are meant to be very cold i think people forget that but kanaya genuinely cares about motherhood and wants to nurture the matriorb because she cares about the next generation of her race and like thats a significant part of her character guys you know that right . i think her both being badass AND having a desire for motherhood is good writing actually guys .g . anyway . has known since she was very young and would be relatively normal about it if it wasnt for her Proximity To Vriska ( see Reddit Transfem ) terezi - teal trans guy whos also nonbinary whos also a dyke . ill be honest i dont have anything super in depth for this one sorry terezi fans vriska - cerulean trans girl . i think nows the time to clarify what i mean by reddit transfem umm . she will not shut the fuck up about how horrible and mannish she looks and acts forever and like its not her fault she feels like this but shes saying this in direct proximity of other transfems namely kanaya and tavros . i also think shes a transmed . umm has known from a young age but only becomes fully comfortable in her identity like .. a loooong time from canon equius - indigo transfem . i dont have a lot of thoughts on this but i think shes very repressed for a long time but Nepeta Proximity helps her a little . doesnt really transition shes just A Girl Now gamzee - Dyke . incredibly strange relationship with everything but like .. i think hes identifying as a trans guy at 13 if only because he thinks its the easiest to explain i dont think hed care . Until It Does . has a crisis about it for exactly a week before getting normal . hard to explain more for multiple reasons rips arm off eridan - violet cis guy but like theres gender fuckery going on . thought he was transfem for awhile and went on e and was like this is awesome but i think im a guy still . does drag as a fuschia woman feferi - fuschia multigender . another one that is hard to explain sigh but i think hes an egg at 13 but he doesnt have a whole thing about it hes like oh im more than just Girl cool ^_^

[cure-typhoon]

@davekatweek Day 4 - Free Day

This is the only thing i had in mind all day, im not apologizing and i even translated it for yall

Note: Not genderbend karkat is just fat and has tits thanks

[starsnores]

was thinking of a little thing where john and karkat are fighting over something and john accidently cops a feel and immediately jumps into "you have tits???? i thought you were a boy??" and all the trolls just go "what are you talking about of course he is? Can't you smell it?" which is all just a very long excuse to talk about how i like the idea of trolls communicating things about their identity pheromonally and psychically (on a subconscious level, even trolls who don't have powers are able to send small signals to each other, and are better at receiving psychic signals then non trolls) and then john goes "do i smell like a boy?" and someone says "you humans don't smell much like anything so we just sort of take your word on it."

[cocksuckingcarcinogen]

About

HEY THERE~

An over six-foot tall troll with a huge, couch-crushing ass, giant tits bigger than beachballs, and a pair of utterly giant, cherry-red lips stands in front of you. His name is karkat.

When aradia and jade were editing their world for the "great sexification", the two of them when editing their friends decided to make karkat a lot less angry. They didn't seem to make him any less loud, though, he's just more of a rambunctious, slutty party boy.

He has a *very* strong oral fixation, so he's always got either a giant lollipop or someone's dick in his mouth, but despite that, he's still perfectly understandable. His saliva is also a libido and stamina-boosting aphrodisiac that smells and tastes like cherries.

Any anons are accepted, including magic anons.

The mun's name is Atomika.

[random-conspiracy]

Commander Karkat's massive tits save me