#karin's dad

[doodlelots]

daan and karin as kids

[punkeropercyjackson]

Ichigo Kurosaki is the ideal man.Like literally and completely unironically.He's an moc.He's an eldest brother with two younger twin sisters he devotes his life to protecting because he believes it's the purpose of the oldest and gets pissed at other olders siblings for treating their younger ones badly.His name is a strawberry pun.He's goth punk and puts his whole tboy pussy into it by being macabe and offputting asf even disregarding being an eldritch-cryptid thingy,a fusion of ALL four of the main magic species of his series and still has human in there,and was a teenage delinquent that stood up for the little guy which escalated into being a fullblown anarchist and instigator by fighting fascistic antagonists and never even considered joining the Soul Society because it's a military state despite over half the cast being a part of it.He's a Shakespeare nerd and a guitarist.He acts like an untouchable cool tough guy explicitly for 'his image' but it's a defense mechanism and trauma coping over thinking he accidentally got his mom killed when he was 9 and it destroyed him as the biggest mama's boy ever.He respects women so much he's a prude and disrespects men so much he's a misandrist.He had zero attraction to the female mc and is found siblings and platonic soulmates with her despite the rumors that flew around about them in-universe and especially out(the shippers burned their manga inside their houses over the epilogue,no cap).His actual love interest is the super sweet hot popular pastel y2k bimbo girl who's probably bisexual judging by her implied butch lesbian best friend and the fruity subtext between that's paralleld to her and him by the narrative and they went from middle school crush aquaintences who still liked eachother in high school to 600+ chapters of best friends to lovers slowburn that included her having her own personality and plots the whole time to break the shonen curse and him jumping guys for sexually harrasing her,treating her like a princess yet also his legit bestie and partner in anti-establishment crime and even raised from the dead by the monster inside him just because she was calling for him to save her because she was inexperienced and traumatized into pacifism by her childhood and scared and sad.He's even audhd.I'm in love with his ass(< Orihime kinnie jumping out more as requested by a mutual)

[jingerhead]

Kazuki returning to the apartment after coming to terms with moving on from his wife's death was just one step away from

[glowingsand]

kurusu kazuki (39) - still cries like a fucking wimp

suwa rei (35) - cooks the best french toast

unasaka miri (15) - is a high school student now!!

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Sarada's backstory as I choose to believe it: Orochimaru had Uchiha reproductive cells (Sasuke's) and Uzumaki reproductive cells (Karin's) and made Sarada in a fleshy vat as a prelude to his cloning endeavors. Because he's fucked up and wanted to create a genetic super baby. Karin got in contact with Sasuke to let him know. Sasuke was like um well fuck that, and dumped Sarada off onto Sakura bc wtf is he gonna do with a baby? And everyone lied to Sarada about her parentage forever. The end.

[evilkitten3]

so i'm at my mom's and i decide to round up all the naruto volumes we have in the house (currently i've found 37, 45, 50, 51, 53, 54, 56, 58, and 60) bc that's where my brain is these days and i flipped through 'em a bit and like.

ok so in volume 53 (the birth of naruto) there's a flashback to the kyuubi attack and a bunch of people dying. we see naruto's parents (mostly kushina) monologue to him pre-kicking it, we see iruka's parents giving their lives for him, and then there's kurenai's dad.

"you're a girl so make sure you live long enough to give me grandkids" bro i hope the kyuubi got you and i hope it hurt

[cptnghoulowl]

Welp, recap episode huh?

I suppose now that we've all gotten a little better since last episode (the ANGST UGH), poll time is BACK!!!!

SOOOO

Voting, COMMENCE!!!

[uzumakichcined]

karin being an uzumaki and being in the same fucking places 2 other known uzumakis are but the manga and anime never addressing it *really bothers me*

Ah yes, btw this is karin, she's nagato's distant relative oh cool, this is karin, she's also naruto's distant relative

no one bats a single eye

[eclipsecrowned]

ernst 'i went to a judas priest concert at 13 and got exactly the same rush of a sermon with none of the guilt so i decided religion is a scam' lindholm.

ernst 'i raised my kids to embrace music and the arts to self-actualize instead of tearing holes in themselves via doctrine' lindholm

[gojohatemail]

FUCK Marcoh's meeting all my standards! [aka he's nice :)]

[sketchesfromthemoon]

karin again, but with kazune and baby. while making this i wondered if this child would be suzune, or if kazune wouldn't want to name this kid after the one they already met

[sassy-assassin]

Buddy Daddies episode 12 WAS SO GOOD WTF IM SOBBING I CANT EVEN WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!

Spoilers (and my unhinged thoughts) in the tags just fyi

[laugtherhyena]

Ough,, the shitty lil device i used to play old SF games seems to be broken,, this sucks so bad

[whispersofdeceit]

...Maybe he shouldn't have asked that question.

But questions were encouraged, always. That's what his mother told him.

However, now he just felt a constant crawling over his skin that he couldn't seem to get rid of. Help--

[if-one-of-us-falls]

costis has children??? 🥺🥺🥺

[thewritetofreespeech]

New Years Kisses - Bleach

Ichigo

Spends New Year’s home with his family, like any typical teen with very typical traditions, and invites you to join. Or as typical as an evening with the Kurosaki’s can be.

He likes watching you make the soba with Yuzu and setting up the kotatsu with Karin. It’s like your part of the family.

All of you eat and watch New Year’s specials until midnight finally comes, and then head out for the shrine. Ichigo isn’t sure he believes much in prayer anymore, with everything he’s seen & been through, but the tradition is nice.

After you all make your offerings, Ichigo sneaks the two of you off behind the fortune stand to still a kiss. Since he couldn’t give you a kiss officially at midnight with his dad & sisters around, this will have to do.

Renji

There’s a pretty big party for the lieutenants & rowdier members of the Soul Society that Renji goes to, and he brings you as his date.

It’s a pretty normal party. For Soul Reapers anyway. A lot of drinking, eating, and then inevitable challenges of strength (especially when Ikkaku gets drunk).

Renji of course gets swept up in it, but a lot less than usual since joining the 6th and because you’re there.

When he wins, he gives you a big kiss as his reward. If he loses, he still wants a kiss to console him.

Shuhei

At the same party as Renji, but tries to be more civil and reserved.

The key word is ‘tries.

Being around Rangiku, whose favorite past times are drinking and getting other people to drink, Shuhei is quickly swayed into the mayhem, despite his best efforts.

Spends a lot of the evening lying on the back patio, convinced the fresh air will sober him up, and falls over the banister when he tries to give you a kiss at midnight. Turning your romantic NYE kiss into a ‘kiss his boo-boo’ kind of kiss.

Byakuya

New Year’s is a big time for the Kuchiki Clan. It’s one of the few mandatory events all the extended family is expected to attend at the main estate, with a lot of ceremonies and a lot of people.

Byakuya has no opinion on the festivities. Tradition is tradition, and as head of the clan it is his duty to preserve them.

He tries to make time with you 1-on-1 during the event, but it always seems to be some crisis or conversation that needs his attention. Or yours, as your very integral to all the moving cogs of this event as well.

Still, he manages to sneak both of you out to the garden with Shunpo. Stealing just one private moment for the two of you, and a soft kiss in the moonlight, before you both have to go back and be good hosts.

Grimmjow

Zero concept of what a ‘New Years’ is.

There are no new years in Huecho Mundo. Time is sort of an unchanging constant for creatures there, so there is no need to mark it with a calendar like humans do.

For that reasons, Grimmjow thinks it’s pretty dumb. But he goes along with it because, in your relationship, he’s learned that if he goes along with it he will usually get treats in the end.

He likes the idea of kissing though. Wants to just skip to that part and has no understanding on this waiting until midnight crap. He just wants to kiss now!