#karaoke headcanons

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[orkazh-arts]

"Not the moustache as well !!" "I know you love it."

Happy Halloween from these two goofballs ! 🎃✨🫶

Also, have the no-text and the polaroid versions !~

[lostrealities0]

Stan is actually a huge fan of BABBA, he just likes to tease and mess with Dipper

[hogwartsthenextgeneration]

[senseioftheseidiots]

Wu and PIXAL do karaoke in the monastery while the ninja are away this is canon

[pjsk-headcanons]

ok i was inspired by the emu perfect pitch hc but saki perfect pitch but she doesn't like,,, know it? she can just sing songs in the right key every time bc she hears them in her head etc etc. this is Not Great for the rest of l/n because she always forgets that everyone else needs a starting pitch when they're practicing vocals SHDHDHDHDHDH

also. kasa perfect pitch. he does know it tho. and he has it trained so he can do the thing where he instantly knows a note when someone plays it. mostly he uses this to promote how much of a star he is

ALSO also. toya learned pitch. i have no other comment on this one i just think you don't spend that much time alone around a piano and not learn some notes. source i spent a lot of time alone around a piano and look how i turned out /silly

-🎹☕⭐

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[sashketter]

Karaoke night at 79s with the 501st

Rex: He refuses to sing, full stop. Several shots of tihaar and he’s still obstinate. All forms of bribery, offers of credits and manual labor, don’t budge him. Fives tries to pull him by the arm and ends up flat on the floor. Only after a pretty Twi’lek joins in does he relent; not because he wants to impress, but he can’t refuse a polite, curious woman. He favors something mid tempo, a steady beat that he can change his pace with. He starts soft and ends big on a note just above his range. He knows it’s not his best, but he thinks if he hams it up now, his men won’t force him to sing again.

Jesse: He needs two draughts of beer before he’s ready. He goes with something peppy and familiar, a current hit that everyone knows and can sing along to. His tenor is serviceable, but he’s not satisfied with it, thinks he needs more practice and instruction. He hopes getting others to sing with him will cover up his faults, but he ends up making the room more rowdy. They prod him to keep singing, and he obliges, but his voice is hoarse by the end of the third song. He sits at a table and hums along the rest of the night.

Hardcase: He’s the first to the mic stand, unprompted and fully sober. He picks a rock song, something he can more yell than sing. He’s tone deaf and knows it, but like Jesse, he enjoys working the crowd. At least his dancing - or rather, flailing - is entertaining. He’s up at the mic several times throughout the night, his voice rapidly turning rough, before his brothers have to take turns restraining him. Surprisingly, only beer keeps him seated at the bar for the rest of the night. He loudly cheers on whoever’s singing.

Tup: He accidentally mixes his drinks working up the courage to sing, switching between beer and brandy and something stronger than both. He’s teetering on the edge between drunk and hungover, but his brothers don’t notice. He knows he won’t last before his stomach betrays him, so he plows through a short, uptempo song before heading to the fresher. Kix follows behind and orders him water for the rest of the night.

Dogma: He wants to sing, to have fun like his friends, and thinks some liquid courage will help. Unlike Tup, he sticks to the same cocktail, but ends up drinking too much and gets too sick to sing. Kix sits him next to Tup at a booth far from the stage, with a pitcher of water and a plate of food between them.

Kix: He’s up at the mic early, sometime soon after Hardcase. He knows he needs to be available to those who are using the bar to self-soothe. He holds a glass of something brown on the rocks while crooning something smooth and jazzy. He’s a baritone and sings well, not a surprise to those who’ve been under his care and become unwitting audience to his absentminded humming. He sings in place of every other brother too drunk to make it to the mic stand.

Fives: He shares a drink with the men before going to the mic. He tries to coax Echo into a duet, but the other Domino won’t budge. He picks a ballad, something he can use to show off his range. He thinks he sings well, and he stays on key for the most part, but Rex and Kix wince when his voice cracks during the bridge; he likes to push himself. He serenades the women closest to the stage, taking their hands at turns, much to the ire of their dates. He takes a big bow to big applause at the end. He’ll likely finish the night with the last song, the rest of his brothers too tired or far gone to continue after midnight.

Echo: He blushes at the sight of the stage. Fives elbows him throughout the night, thinking he won’t sing, but during a rare silent moment, as Kix adds another brother to the designated booth, he goes up unbidden. He picks a song that starts slow and ends uptempo. Fives’s jaw is on the floor while Rex and Kix share a knowing wink: the captain and the medic had been working to ease Echo out of his shell and found music to be the key. True to his name, he sounds like a pro, almost like the original singer of the song.

[butterflysonnets]

all i can imagine right now is teenage theo’s stupid gay ass listening to the 2004 re-release of mr. brightside by the killers (because, yknow, vegas) on repeat while bitching about kotku in his stupider gayer journal and then having an internal crisis wondering why mr. brightside speaks to him so viscerally

[rosetterer]

tommy's not-so-guilty pleasure music is anything by journey and no I will not elaborate on that

[bugwolfsstuff]

Queen of mean from Descendants 3 is Luke Castellan coded

/hj

TA Karaoke night on the Princess Adromeda must've been wild

[bloodfin]

the ghouls are having karaoke night. what are they singing you may ask?

dew claims his 'favorite' song, cigaro by system of a down, if only so he can jump up and down while screaming "my cock is much bigger than yours" into the mic. his favorite song is actually whatever rain has been singing in the shower all week, but he can't let anyone else know that

phantom immediately knows what to sing. are they drunk? call me maybe. are they sober? call me maybe

swiss puts on aurora's flapper costume from halloween and sings nasty by russ. no, it doesn't make much sense, but he's not wearing underwear so no one really minds. phantom has been on their knees at his feet the whole time, drooling a little bit while they palm themself through their pants

aurora goes next now that swiss has everyone thoroughly aroused, taking the mic to sing odelly's mon démon while making extremely prolonged eye contact with mountain and aether. the whole den smells like soil and ozone, and everyone is two seconds away from combusting

cirrus and cumulus go next, wanting to wail a duet and knock everyone out of their horny minds enough to get through the rest of the pack (it's just two more songs, but swiss went way to early). they grab mics and go to town: HERE I AM --- ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!! It's a capella, and the two take turns between singing the lyrics and the guitar parts

aether and mountain were going to sing rock you like a hurricane, but quickly regroup and settle on my heart will go on. they turn it into a titanic remake, mountain holding aether at the waist while cumulus provides a good breeze for dramatic effect. no one is sure how they hit most of the notes

rain has to go last, everyone knows better or else karaoke night would have definitely ended early. this week he borrowed some of papa's vestments and threw down with take me to church. by the time he was finished everyone was sobbing and somewhere between half to fully naked, in various compromising positions. dew has been trying to get under his robes since he started

[spicypepperjack]

Miles x Gwen Karaoke Headcanons

Miles and Gwen strike me as a people who listen to a lot of different things and have music as a big part of their lives. This is reflected in the songs they sing at karaoke:

Miles likes to sing pop, R&B, jazz, and hip-hop songs with chill vibes, depending on his mood. He may also fit in some Spanish songs in there

Gwen likes singing rock/metal/punk songs that have memorable drum parts. If she's feeling particularly aggressive, she'll go for heavy metal songs with intense drumming portions

When Miles is the mood for a love song, he sings the lovey-dovey, fluffy songs (think Taylor Swift's "Love Story" and "You Belong With Me" and Bruno Mars' "Just the Way You Are", Michael Buble) because he's a ray of sunshine

When Gwen wants to sing about romance, she goes for the angsty romance/heartbreak songs (eg. Adele, angsty Taylor Swift songs, Evanescence, Sam Smith, Linkin Park) because she's an angst-lord

They duet a bunch of Disney songs, including "A Whole New World" from Aladdin with Miles as Aladdin and Gwen as Jasmine, "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" from the Lion King, "Breaking Free" from High School Musical

When they want to flex on each other, they try to one-up each other by rapping increasingly difficult hip-hop songs, including those of Eminem and Kendrick Lamar

They've listened to a whole bunch of Broadway musical songs as part of their playlists, so they may duet songs from Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Mean Girls, etc.

Older songs they duet include things like "Fly Me to the Moon" (Michael Bublé version), "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis, and songs from ABBA (eg. "Dancing Queen", "Mama Mia"), Beyoncé, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, etc.

They obviously go for classics like "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears, "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys, "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child, "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi, etc.

When they want to sing raunchy stuff, they pick stuff from the 2010's including songs from Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, etc. They probably cringe at how risque and explicit the lyrics are

[xylomilo]

Karaoke Night with CoD characters

NSFW accounts, pls don’t interact :3 !!

Price

Fan of the classics, he’ll probably sing the first song that comes to mind.

Goth. I just think it’d be silly.

Avid Insane Clown Posse fan. I won’t elaborate.

Not that good to be famous but good enough to make you go “DAMN”.

Definitely a troublemaker back in high school and went to clubs underaged, which is how he learned to sing.

Will start infodumping on bands in the middle of karaoke.

Gaz

Big fan of old musicals (cats and phantom of the opera) and pop.

“TOOOOOUCCCHHHH MEEEEEEEE ITS SO EASY TO LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Gets really into the song and is actually good at singing.

Probably planned to be a theatre kid if the military didn’t work out (real)

Does the club penguin dance if he thinks he did good, otherwise he just stands there like a statue for a couple secs

Soap

Pop fan, listens to Marina and the Diamonds on repeat

Belting his heart out to Primadonna Girl

Is really good at singing but pretends to be bad because he thinks it’s funny (court jester shit)

Gets competitive during karaoke and will do singing battles with others (Gaz, Farah, and Alejandro are the only ones who accept)

Does a silly little dance during instrumental breaks in songs

Ghost

Tequila song, Mitski, or pop. They don’t know what he’ll pick but they will hype him up.

California Girls is his favorite song.

I Bet On Losing Dogs is his second favorite.

Usually doesn’t try during karaoke unless he’s drunk, in which he’s singing his heart out.

“P-pwuyt ur hea,d on N my,:; sshwouUlderr…. h *sobs*:Fwy me to twe Moon... ...and wet me pway among the Staws...”

Farah

Doesn’t listen to a lot of music cuz she’s too busy beating the hell out of Russians so she choses the first song she recognizes.

Average singing but is really competitive so you bet your ass she’s singing her heart out.

Fan of Hatsune Miku. Can’t speak Japanese so she’s mumbling lyrics until she finds a word she can say (same)

“BITTER CHOCO DECORATION *mumbling* BITTER CHOCO DECORATION”

She has two hands, one for Alex and one for Hatsune Miku.

Alex

His music is all over the place so no one knows what the hell he’s going to sing.

The spectrum is Cupcakke to My Chemical Romance. Everyone is fearing for their life.

Average singing cuz he sings in the shower (same)

Sang Cupcakke once. Never again. (He got embarrassed when he found out he had to moan(idk how to explain it))

Does a small dance when he’s singing.

Alejandro

Traditional Spanish songs. Sometimes pop or rock.

Bro is singing his heart out and gets really into it.

Above average singing. (It’s because he serenades Rudy every night)

Sings El Tango de Roxanne and ends up getting on his knees during the chorus. 

“WHYYYYYYY DOES MY HEAARRTTTTT CRYYYYY????” “Ale, get the fuck up.” “Okay.”

Rudy

People think he’s going to sing some pop song.

He sings rock and metal instead.

Specifically sings Kingslayer by Bring Me The Horizon ft Babymetal (Alejandro)

Death metal screams and then looks at the others like “did i do good? :3”

The others are shitting and crying and shaking (except for Alejandro and Soap; Soap knew that Rudy was a bit feral)

Extra: König

Tequila.

He will miss the cue because he’s so terrified.

Gets embarrassed when everyone laughs but he ends up getting food so it’s okay.

Usually spectating and making sure Horangi doesn’t get drunk.

Listens to Ayesha Erotica. I’m not elaborating.

[ghostradiodylan]

It's karaoke night. What songs do you think each of the hacketteers would sing?

I love this ask and I spent entirely too long thinking about it! Thank you!

Nick: “American Girl” - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. He’ll dedicate this one to Abi and play a whole lot of clumsy but enthusiastic air guitar during the instrumental breaks. He’ll also do really on-the-nose inside joke choices like “Werewolves of London” by Warren Zevon (he'll change 'London' to 'Melbourne' because he's really lame) or “Once Bitten, Twice Shy” by Great White.

Emma: “Style” - Taylor Swift. She just reads as a Taylor girlie to me and this one’s a classic. She could do "We Are Never Getting Back Together" but Jacob might cry. So, "Style" it is. Not too tough in range and it doesn’t require her to do the cringey rap-talking part she’d have to do if she picked “Shake It Off” (although that one would also be fun and maybe if Abi gets drunk enough she’ll join Emma onstage and do that part for her).

Jacob: he wants to pick “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey but it has been banned because basic bitches like him just keep singing it. If he’s still moping about Emma, he might choose “Somebody to Love” by Queen. If someone else gets to it first, then it’s The Killers' “Mr. Brightside” all the way until the bar bans that one too.

Kaitlyn: she almost always picks a song you can scream-sing to. She has some rage to get out, okay? Her go-to is either "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett or "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette. If you get enough alcohol in her for her to get in her feelings though, she might do Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart," as a treat.

Laura: "Dog Days are Over" - Florence + The Machine. Is that another werewolf joke? Yes, yes it is. She can't help being overjoyed to say goodbye to the (meat)dog days. She'd probably also absolutely crush "Help I'm Alive" by Metric.

Max: I will never recover from the post that said Max and Dylan would know every step from the JustDance version of “Rasputin” by Boney M (which I think is completely correct) so I’m picking that one for Max. However, if he gets a second song or he’s feeling extremely sentimental, he might do the Michael Bublé version of “L.O.V.E.” for Laura.

Abi: I think Abi's actual musical listening tastes might be a little moodier than this, but for karaoke she wants it light and easy, and it doesn't get much lighter or easier than ABBA. "Dancing Queen" or "Mamma Mia." She'd really like it if Emma would come sing backup for her so she doesn't have to go up by herself.

Dylan: He never does the same song twice; he wants everyone to be surprised every time. He's done Lady Gaga's "Poker Face. He's done "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At the Disco." He's done Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream." Tonight, it's "Still Into You" by Paramore.

Ryan: He can't believe he got talked into this. Ryan hates attention and doesn't really love the sound of his own voice. He would prefer to sit quietly and watch everyone else perform. Beer won't be enough, Ryan will have to drink an entire pitcher of LITs to be drunk enough to sing. Then he will sing "Love You Madly" by CAKE and absolutely slay. Dylan will be facedown on their table pretending to have fainted when he gets back.

Bonus: Duets!

Laura and Max have perfected their version of “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” by Elton John and Kiki Dee. You should really see it. There’s choreo and everything.

Jacob and Kaitlyn will sing "I Believe in A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness. Nobody knows why. Neither of them has the upper range to pull it off and they know it. It's awful. They're just screeching. Ryan has to go outside until they're finished. His nerves can't take it. They have fun though.

Dylan would really like Ryan to duet with him on Peter Bjorn and John's "Young Folks," he'll even do the girl parts and the whistling! But Ryan's one and done at karaoke, and even that is asking a lot. Instead, Dylan and Nick duet The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" in absurd and potentially offensive Scottish accents.

Emma and Abi end up duetting half the time when they're supposed to be doing their own songs anyway, especially when it's Abi's turn! Somehow Emma just ends up there too. But they do "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper together with some frequency and they're great at it.

Bonus 2: Group Number!

You already know what it is. You know what's coming. You get it stuck in your head every time you play the damn game (don't you? I know it's not just me.) How could they not all sing Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)" together? Of course they do.