#kaminari crack

[merlucide]

Boys that would do this

GOJO, Inumaki, MAHITO, KAMINARI, UZUI, DOUMA TENDOU, Bokuto, Nishinoya, Tanaka, ATSUMU

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Made December 28th 2023

[rueclfer]

AAAH since you like writing shitfaced MHA SMAUs could you please write them drunk and rambling how you should have given your first kiss to them, not to some other guy (or maybe someone we know), pre-relationship? THANK YOU POOKIE, and could you please include Kiri, Katsu and Denki?

hi bookie biscuit, you rlly do know how to cater to my interests HEHE ily thank u for knowing me so well!!!

it should've been me // smau

eijiro kirishima, katsuki bakugou, denki kaminari

[daetko]

ᐟᐟ☆ mha texts : texts with the bakusquad . . .

♯ characters included: the bakusquad ( jirou included ! )

⊱ cw: “y/n” usage, swearing, gn reader

⊱ a/n: i hope you guys like this one! it’s mostly random conversation / what it’s like texting them so i tried to make it as fun as possible! (ps: to whoever sent requests, i’ll get to them asap!)

⊱ masterlist

chat i uploaded two days in a row are u proud of me

[blkluci]

MHA boys and the reader fighting p2 please!!

Aizawa Shoto

Sero Hanta

Denki Kaminari

Shinso Hitoshi

Shigiraki Tomura

You don't have to do all but if ur able to, TYSM!<3

𝑴𝑯𝑨 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒔/𝒎𝒆𝒏 and you fighting pt.2...

CHARACTERS )) hanta sero, denki kaminari, hitoshi shinso, shota aizawa, tomura shigaraki.

PLOT )) a headcanon of the boys seeing you fight.

A/N )) thank you for your request @thisisxli!! i'm glad that you enjoyed the last part :) hope you enjoy this one and to everyone thanks for all the love on my other posts, i truly appreciate it. feel free to send in more requests guys! reader is a pro-hero in aizawa's hc!

[ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀 ] sero is a laid back guy; which is one of the reasons you decided to date him (on top of his charm). when he was there to experience a random girl from ua, get into an argument with you, he stood and analyzed everything. he made sure to not let anything go overboard and pull you away when things got intense. "how 'bout we avoid her from now on, yeah?" now two days later when shawty pulled up talkin' bout fight me, he let you have her.

... hanta's eyes watched every movement intensely

... he made sure that no one jumped in while you handled that

... you were on top of the flailing girl

... knuckles meeting her face every time

-> "keep punchin' bae."

... when some friend of the girl try to jump in, he taped them up

-> "it's a fair fight, back up."

... when he seen that you've got girl leaking he pulls you off

... strong frame holding you in place

... his lips curve into a smile while watching you yell at the girl

-> "BET YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN!"

... he's proud of you standing on business

... makes sure that you avoid all fights after

... there for you when you get scolded by aizawa

[ 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐊𝐈 ] this boy kaminari loves the drama as long as he's not a part of it. and most definitely wouldn't want to hear his beautiful girl's name out of anyone else mouth, even ms kendo from 1-B. he brings the situation to your attention. nonetheless asks you to no fight, in school at least, and tells you to let him know if she say anything else. "I'll put on a wig if needed." it turns out he'd need to for the next day.

... when you texted denk to let him now you beating her after school

... he made sure to pack it up real quick after class

... you catch the girl outside, asking her wassup and she dropped her stuff

-> "dayumm!"

... denki winced when you punched her jaw

... the sound echoing along with the other heavy hits you planted on that head

... his capturing everything he screamed from behind the camera

-> "WORLDSTAR! beat her 'ah babe!"

... possibly tased the girl while you beat her

-> "QUIT PLAYIN' WIT ME!"

... just then cementoss pushed into the fight to break y'all up

... denks acted like he wasn't videoing and helped out

... was sent to the principal with you

... makes sure to zoom in on the girl bloody face on cam

... denki most def seems the type to post it to twitter

[ 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 ] shinso ain't bout all the confrontation. he will totally brainwash the person to walk away. that's how much he doesn't care. hearing you tell him about some girl antagonizing you, he asks you if you want him to brainwash her. you told him it wasn't necessary because she wasn't gon do anything. "even if she does try something, walk away." easy for him to say.

... toshi looked for you during his bathroom break

... your class was in the gym for combat practice right now

... opening the door to peer his head in, hitoshi spots you

... however, you're soaked with water

... next thing he knows you jump on this girl

... you pull her hair and knee her face

-> "damn."

... people crowd and alert ectoplasm

... toshi decide to brainwash him just to give you extra mins

... the pent up annoyance in you fueled your punches

... when the girls friends start pulling you off

... toshi wastes no time rushing to you and breaking the brainwash on ecto

-> "IMA KEEP CATCHIN' YOU! I SWEA'!!"

... hitoshi pulls you away at takes you to the nurse to ice your hands

... softly kisses them while smiling because of how you handled her

-> "i think you be her enough baby. she can't take no more."

... keeps a keen eye on your every move from that day forward

[ 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐀 ] aizawa told you about ms. joke being obsessed with him when you first coupled up. and he knew you wouldn't be fond of hearing that. saying the day she gets too comfortable, you'd smack her up. "that won't be necessary hun." oh but it is. she really thought showing up to his job was a good idea. toshinori being a real one, hit you up and let you know.

... you walked down the ua hall and looked for the teacher lounge

... nearing the door you heard a woman laughing

... your blood was boiling

... in an instant your eyes fall upon shota being cornered by ms. joke

... all he heard was rapid footsteps when he turned and seen emi get punched

... eyes widen at the culprit; YOU

-> "y/n!"

... you were about to attack the girl again but used his bands on you

… you shouted for him to let you go

… the lady charged at you in that instant

… ngl, she got you one good time on your eye

… now you felt mad

… aizawa sighed as he loosed his grip and let you go

… you started wallin’

… your first was like super smashing her face in and aizawa sipped the coffee that he made

… eventually he decided to break them up as students that passed by were whispering and some even videotaped

… when he pull you off, all might walked in helped the joke get up

-> “NEVER THINK ABOUT PUSHIN’ UP ON HIM AGAIN”

… aizawa wrapped your lips up

-> "i told you that wasn't necessary. but thank you."

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀 ] i feel like shigaraki wouldn’t be to fond to seeing you fight. more so over petty things. he doesn’t have a care in the world about people fighting being that he has hatred in his own heart. but to know you wanna fight over him, he thinks it’s stupid. “fighting over me is a stupid idea when i’m already yours. but knock yourself out.” his response wasn’t what you wanted but he gave you permission so cool.

… there was a new girl member added to the group

… she was young too

… but her attitude stunk

… so during the meeting you asked her if she wanted to fight

… little miss attitude stood up

… and you popped her

… y’all was going at it and she tried to pull you to the ground. ultimately failing

… kurogiri tried to help break y’all up

-> “no. let 'em fight. that's what she wanted right?”

… hearing him say that made you a bit more angry

… you used that on the girl

… pulling hard at her hair and repeatedly thumping her face in

… hit after hit, the girl was giving up

… when you knocked her out, shiggy allowed kuro to interfere

-> “WE COULD GO ROUND FOR ROUND! IM NEVA TIRED”

… shiggy walked over to you and pulled you away to a different room

… he takes the hand off his face and stares you in the eyes

… his face serious

-> “did you get it outta your system?”

… you grumble and he tells you that you got her good and no more fighting

… or else he’ll get you

in every situation [no matter what the circumstances] be thankful and continually give thanks to God; for this is the will of God for you in Christ Jesus. (‭‭1 Thessalonians‬ ‭5‬:‭18‬ ‭AMP‬‬)

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

Tsuyu: Do you guys have any idea why Mina keeps putting Bakugo and Iida next to each other kero?

Uraraka: Hmm, I don't know for sure, but it started almost immediately after we had that lesson about complimentary colors in Ms. Midnight's class.

Jiro: Yeah, I overheard her saying we were only one couple away from having them all, whatever that means.

Uraraka: *looks to the left where Todoroki and Midoriya are, looks to the right where Kaminari and Shinsou are* Ooh, I think I get it... poor Iida.

*explosions and lecturing in background*

[worldly-nugget]

A/n: This is so old 😭 I had this in my old drafts and I forgot about it completely 😭 this is so dumb

[kumori-love]

Bakugo: I can bench 300 lbs.

Kirishima: I can squat 375 lbs.

Kaminari: I can lift the homies' spirits with my killer sense of humor

[kirikiss]

Denki's Shocking First Date!

ϟ Where dumb and dumber go out on a first date. What could go wrong?

ϟWarnings: None!

ϟ fluff, x reader, written with the reader as she/her.

ϟ Story under the cut, enjoy ;)

You and Denki met the summer after graduation and immediately clicked. He was an interesting guy who fell over himself trying to impress you, and honestly, you found that endearing. That’s why you agreed to go on a date with him. You were out on a walk in the park together, discussing possible locations for your first date, and you suggested an aquarium. He was wary but eventually agreed. You didn’t know why he was so nervous. What could he be afraid of? Some fish? You shrugged this off, thinking he was just nervous for your first official date. Once he dropped you off at home, he immediately texted his friends.

Denki: Guys, guys, guys, help me!

Sero: What’s up?

Kirishima: What’s wrong bro?

Denki: You know y/n, right? The girl I met while on patrol that I was telling you about? Well, we were talking about where to go for our first date, and she wanted to go to the aquarium.

Bakugo: LOL

Denki:  …

Kirishima: Uh oh.

Sero: So did you say yes or no?

Denki: Well, she seemed very adamant about it.

*Mina joined the chat.*

Mina: AWEEE

Sero: Where did you come from?

Mina: It doesn’t matter. Anyways, if you truly like her and you see your relationship taking off, then I say suck it up and go. It shouldn't be that much of a risk if you just avoid the touch tanks. 

Denki: You’re right. I’ll go with her; she seems so excited about it.

Bakugo: This is going to be an electrifying date.

*Denki removed Bakugo from the chat.*

Denki was busy prepping for the date. He created an itinerary for the two of you to enjoy. First, you two would look at the cute fish they keep in the front, then go to the penguin enclosure, then move to the hippo enclosure. After that, you’d visit the shark tunnel, where he would make sure to grab a photo for Kirishima. He would end the day by taking you to the back of the aquarium where they keep the “ugly” fish. ‘How romantic! She will love it!!’ he thought to himself. He wrote everything down in his notes and sent a picture of it to the group chat to get their opinions.

*Kirishima added Bakugo to the chat.*

Denki: Sent attachment.

Denki: How does this look?

Sero: This is all over the place.

Mina: Did you seriously put down ‘take her to the back to see the ugly fish’? Please tell me you’re joking. That sounds like a threat!

Bakugo: You probably sat down and wrote this with a straight face.

Bakugo: Then you had the nerve to send that crap?

Bakugo: You gotta be kidding me.

Kirishima: Dude, you just gotta go with the flow. Don’t be so stressed and see where the day takes you.

Denki: Thanks for the advice, guys. One more question.

Denki: Should I bring my rubber gloves? Better safe than sorry, right? :D

*Bakugo removed themself from the chat.*

Today was the big day, date day! Denki was surprisingly not nervous; he was excited to see you. You were supposed to meet up at the aquarium cafe right out front, and that’s the exact place he was standing. Smack dab in the middle of the cafe in everyone’s way, waiting with a giant smile on his face. He didn’t want to show up empty-handed, so he picked up some chocolates for you. You finally arrived, smiling just as wide. Denki put on his best romantic voice to try to flatter you. “Chocolates for you, my dear.” He sounded so stupid, but it made you laugh. You made your way to the entrance of the aquarium, where you were greeted by the jellyfish. You had a thought. “You know, these jellyfish kind of remind me of you. It’s not the lack of a brain or backbone, but the fact that jellyfish are enchanting in their simplicity and grace that they don’t even know how beautiful they are.” While some might take offense at the first part of that sentence, Denki chose to have selective hearing at that moment. Only the most important words stuck out to him. This made a spark escape from his fingertips. ‘I should’ve bought the gloves,’ he muttered under his breath.

The date was going so well. You stopped at a few more enclosures and took a few photos together to commemorate your first date.

*Mina added Bakugo to the chat.*

Denki: Sent attachment.

Mina: OMG! YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE AHSJWNEDOWJWNV

Sero: How’s the date going?

Denki: It’s going so well :D. You know what she told me? She said I was as enchanting as a jellyfish.

Mina: OMGOMGOMG

Bakugo: Lame.

Kirishima: Don’t leave your lady hanging. Go and enjoy the rest of your date, bro!

Denki closed his phone and looked back at you as you intently stared at the seahorses. “Oh my gosh, this one is preg—” You started to exclaim but were abruptly cut off by a staff member. “How would you two like complimentary tickets to the aquarium water show?” You immediately said yes. “How amazing is this! Front row splash zone tickets, can this day get any better?!” Denki knew that this was a risk he absolutely should not take, but seeing how happy this made you, he couldn’t refuse. All he had to do was stay as dry as possible. The things people do for love…

“Wow, that was awesome! The seals were so cute!!! There were so many of them too!” All Denki could do was nod to your words. “I can't believe they trained each one of them to splash the front row. That was such a cute touch. Maybe a bit excessive though, right? It seemed like they had a vendetta the way they were splashing you.” Denki nodded again, soaked head to toe. “Hey, you know, I think today was awesome! Are you ready to head out?” Denki was eager to leave; he was basically a ticking time bomb. He just had to be careful not to activate his quirk. Easy enough, right? “Yeah, I’m about finished here, but there is one more place I want to go. Let’s go to the touch tanks!” Denki let out a nervous laugh. “The touch t-tanks? Yeah, let’s go!” He was hoping she would forget about that. Denki estimated they wouldn’t be there for more than five minutes; what’s the harm in entertaining you for a bit more?

You happily made your way over while Denki trailed behind you. “Look how adorable!! It says this tank is filled with rescued sea creatures. Isn’t that nice?” The worker overheard your conversation with Denki. “These sea critters are cute, aren’t they? They were saved from animal testing by a big skincare company that was interested in coming up with a new fad similar to snail mucin. Who even came up with that idea anyway? Well, they finally have a safe home with us; nothing can harm them anymore!” The worker said this while holding up a starfish, petting its back. He handed it to Denki to observe. “Oh wow, I don’t think it’s the best idea to give this little guy to me. Let me just put him back down.” Denki’s hands started to lower into the pool of water to gently release the starfish back to its home. While Denki’s hand was descending, you started petting the starfish on its way down. “You know, I really like you, Denki. Would you be interested in going on a second date with me?” By that time, Denki and your hands were fully submerged. The sound of you saying his name was so foreign, but he liked it. He was surprised that you were using his first name AND that you wanted a second date. So surprised, he didn’t notice his quirk accidentally activated. ‘SCORE!’ he thought to himself as he was conjuring up a reply. Your face suddenly dropped. ‘How did I mess it up? I didn’t even say anything.’ Denki followed your line of sight and knew exactly why your face was like that. All of the animals in the touch tank were floating.

Bakugo: Sent link - Rookie Hero Chargebolt Under Fire for Killing a Tank Full of Rescue Animals at Local Aquarium.

Bakugo: LOLLLL DUMBASS

Kirishima: Oh my god.

Sero: YIKES.

Mina: Denki, what did I tell you…

*Denki removed themself from the chat.*

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[the-kinning-hour]

Hello tumblr do we like shitposts

[guess1mjustheren0w]

Single Dad Shouta Aizawa moving into a new neighbourhood to raise his adopted kids Eri and Shinsou. He sees his Ex/Childhood Sweetheart Hizashi Yamada (Mic) is his neighbour.

Meanwhile Shinsou has to deal with their other next door neighbour, Loud Blonde Kaminari ( Who he definitely isn't falling for I don't know what your talking about).

Eraser Mic get back together, Shinsou runs from his feelings and makes Kaminari think he hates him (He doesn't it takes a lot of pining to finally get together though ), Eri befriends everyone including the house of loud-criminal teens at the end of the block (LOV).

[awkwardcreature789]

There’s a very specific vine/meme that I can only imagine as this:

Denki: Hey how y’all do-

Bakugo: *rabid ass growling*

Denki: *the most genuine and piercing scream* GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH-

Kirishima: it don’t bite 😊

Denki: *running for his life* YES IT DO-

[ouch-thats-harsh]

hii!! how r u?? i saw ur BNHA Class1-a w/ an indian reader and i honestly LOVED IT!! i was hoping to request for an indian reader with class 1-a but where they think she is really quiet and shy. HOWEVER, they witness her OTHER side when they see her vibing like crazy to bollywood songs??????????????? thnx<333 hv a good day/nightt!!! :)))

Pairings: none! Just friends and classmates :)

warnings: none! Gn! Reader. Indian reader, the reader is a bit shy

Author's note: Omg, hello!!! It's been a while since I disappeared for no reason😭 I'm sorry I didn't see your ask till now!! I'm so glad you loved the fic, it came from a need, honestly. Also I'm definitely more than rusty at this rn, so please forgive me if this sucks, I'm not the best at English, so i apologise for any mistakes.

A day doesn't pass without your headphones and music. The ghazals, the carnatic music, the hindustani tunes and Bollywood moods to wake your soul up. It was a need for you because more than anything, it was a piece of your home. Their foreign exchange student from India was a specimen worth knowing. Smart, brilliant, gorgeous but also quiet. You being quiet was something they expected, the language barrier guarenteed it! they dubbed your behaviour as that, but turns out thats just the way you were. It added to your charm.

One early Monday, after seemingly a shitty week, everyone had to get back on schedule. Exhausted students pulling themselves out of beds for another tiring week wasn't something new. UA makes it a death week, sometimes literally. Fatigue rolled in by the evening. After letting your friends know that you were ready to turn in for the night, you went straight to your dorm to rest. That was until you got a Google photos notif, from the last time you went to navratri.

Sero was just walking to his room, he was unbothered and chill. Then came your dorm room.

Before long your friends were outside your door

*Knock knock*

from the outside one could hear the faint sound of music and someone singing. They slowly opened the door, to see you, their adorable lovely quiet friend, eyes closed, with loud music, moving your hips to some Bollywood song? the song suited you, thought midoriya as soon as he saw you.

But then the shock came. You danced???

"DAMN GIRL!!" mina's loud outburst alerted you. You froze in place at the sudden yell, "how long have you guys been standing there???" You cried out, a bit embarrassed, maybe too embarrassed. You quickly turned the music off.

"Long enough to see you dance." Kirishima pointed out with a smirk. You felt your face warm. kaminari laughed at the sight of you flustered. Even though the situation was just the material to tease you with, they saw how much you enjoyed it, how carefree you were at that moment.

"What song was that? And you never told me you could move like *that*" mina asked pointing at you. "It's- uhm, it's called" you looked at your phone to get the title right, "tumhi ho bandu... And i- uh could always do that? Haha" the nervousness was evident, probably a result of you hiding this side of yours for so long.

This was a pleasant surprise to them. You looked more alive than they could remember.

Ochaco remembered the times you told her about baraat and gharba, times where you danced as if it was your last breathe of air. You told her about how your lungs would burn, sweat rolling off your head onto the earth. She saw what you meant today, even if it was fleeting. She wanted to join. She picked up your phone and played the next song. The beginning of nachde ne saare played. A memory for you, dancing with your bestfriend back home, unlocked.

You felt shy as the song began, but Ochaco and mina, ever the dancers, began moving, inviting you to do too. The guys were watching until pulled in by the duo, bakugou just stayed in his place, watching and nodding to the beat after a while. You could see some of them puzzled at the words but they swayed nonetheless. You remember this scene from somewhere. What was it? 2 years ago? Tenth farewell party... You remember something just like this, loud music, laughter, flaying arms and someone's horrible attempt at Bhangra. Flashes of old friends transitioned into your new ones, just as precious, loving and loved.

The hour was spent dancing, singing (gibberish more like), before long exhaustion hit all of you."We- *pants* should do this more often" a tired momo said. Satisfied with the whole thing. Some agreed immediately with her, smiling. You all talked a bit after that, letting yourselves relax. "You know, I'm glad i snooped enough to get to see this" sero said amused. "Yeah, i mean, for all we know you could've just hid those hips from us forever." Mina laughed. You chuckled a bit. "Thats called thumke" you told her, happy at the sight of all of them beside you. You went back to your quiet self.

"I do hope we'll get to see you like this more, it's nice to see you so fired up and not only on the battlefield" tooru said as she got up, the others added to her comment agreeing. After her the rest got up and decided to finally go to bed, they all hugged you or just showed their way of being affectionate, so did you.

Your room was silent now. You felt content, somehow at peace at the whole "incident" as they would come to call it from now on.You closed your eyes, the sounds from earlier echoed in your head, though loud, it put you to sleep.

End note: hey, uhm so this was smtg I cooked up after not writing for a long while, so please do leave suggestions on how to improve and yea, thanks for reading! :))

[axshoto]

bakusquad plans for your birthday!

ft. bakugou katsuki, sero hanta, ashido mina, kaminari denki, jirou kyoka, kirishima eijirou

warnings: nil!

a/n: i hope i catch their dynamic well 😭😭 lmk what yall think loves

masterlist

Any characters that come from the My Hero Academia manga and/or anime are credited to Kohei Horikoshi and Bones Studio, their rightful owners. Textfics are credited to ©axshoto on Tumblr.

[worldly-nugget]

A/n: Part 2 🎀 I feel like I need to start laying these out better 😭 like my Masterlist is organized but once you click on these the organization goes to shit

[irisintheafterglow]

Rock and Roll, Buckaroo! (Bakusquad x you)

summary: you go on a ghost tour with the bakusquad - 1.3k words

cw: so much yelling, cliche paranormal activity (flickering lights, footsteps, etc), lots of profanity thanks bakugo, the bakusquad shares a single brain cell and most of the time you have it

note: so i wrote this instead of working on stuff for hawks and gojo but don't worry they're on their way i promise <3 i offer you this halloween in july fic instead inspired by buzzfeed unsolved and my visit to the whaley house a few months back.

likes/reblogs/feedback is always appreciated!!!

“I’ll be honest, Mina, I don’t think Doja is the vibe for rolling up to a haunted house.” 

“Passenger seat gets AUX, Sero, so you’re just gonna have to deal with it.”

“Why the fuck does the driver not get AUX–”

“Because your music has an even worse vibe than Mina’s, Bakubro.” 

“Tch, whatever. Just be glad I’m driving your dumbasses or else you’d be stuck with Denki’s passive ass in the driver’s seat.” 

“I am a safe driver! Safer than Bakugo at least…” 

“OI–” The car erupts into chaos as Bakugo tries to blast Denki, who was sitting directly behind the driver’s seat while Mina throws herself over the wheel to avoid veering into oncoming traffic. Denki screams in terror, reaching across Jiro for Kirishima, who was trying to push back Bakugo’s sparking hand. You put your head in your hands as Sero starts viciously kicking Denki’s seat from the third row. Why Sero thought it would be a good idea to send a TikTok about the most haunted places in the country to the group chat suggesting a visit to one right outside the city, you had no idea. What perplexes you, even more, is that Bakugo had been the first one to agree, followed by you and Kirishima, then Mina and Jiro, and finally a reluctant Denki. 

“Bakugo! The parking lot!” Jiro screams from the middle row. In between his pleas for Bakugo’s mercy, Denki yells out final directions. 

“You have to turn right now!” Bakugo throws the wheel to the side and swerves a violent right turn, hurtling Sero into your shoulder. Sero rights himself and takes in the surrounding modern-looking office complex with confusion. 

“That was the wrong exit!”  

“No fucking shit! Denki, you said to turn right!” 

“I meant left right at that moment, dude!” 

“YOU-” 

“Bakubro, remember your morals!”  

Ten minutes later, after several more attempts at homicide by Bakugo’s hands, you were standing at the steps of the ancient-looking house as the tour guide introduced the history of the hauntings to your group and others unfortunate enough to have booked a tour at the same time. 

“You guys scared?” Mina whispers to you, linking her elbow to yours with a smile. 

Jiro scoffed from your other side, and you shook your head in agreement. “As if,” you reply, straining to listen to the guide’s instructions. 

“Take care, dear visitors, for certain things may go BUMP,” he says, stamping his cane on the porch and making Denki yelp. “And beware of the spirits of the family that are determined to make visitors acknowledge them, skeptical or not.” The guide points his cane at Kirishima, who runs a hand through his hair, chuckling nervously. The guide stares into Kirishima’s eyes for a few moments more and then abruptly turns around to open the doors, causing snickers among your friends. 

“Enter, dear visitors, if you dare.” 

The guide leads the group through the foyer, the kitchen, the living area, and the upstairs bedrooms. The house was filled with beautifully ornate furniture and well-preserved artifacts from centuries past caked with layers of dust. 

Not that your friends cared about all that.

Sero had his phone out, recording from the moment you had stepped through the entryway and insistent upon catching paranormal activity. You took photos of Mina and Jiro posing next to the portraits of the Ladies of the House, their eyebrows drawn together and eyelids droopy to match the paintings’ solemn expressions. Bakugo, surprisingly, was fascinated by the grim history of the house and would shush your group if they started getting too loud that he couldn’t hear the guide. Kirishima stuck close to Bakugo and Denki, jokingly commenting on whether the actions of the men in the house were manly or not to hide his unease. 

The tour ended at the head of the house’s office before exiting out the backyard gate, and your friends lingered to take a photo in an antique full-body mirror. The temperature seemed to have dropped significantly, and Sero’s phone battery drained immediately after taking the mirror photo. 

“Man… I swear this thing had, like, 80% power when we got here.” He knocked his hand a few times against the edge of the phone to no avail, the no-battery symbol flashing mockingly at him. 

“Maybe it’s ‘cause you were recording unnecessary shit this entire time. Coulda just asked me for a fuckin’ summary afterward.”

You laughed at Bakugo’s commitment to the tour. “You’re just grumpy that we dragged you into a group mirror photo, Kats.” 

“Alright, now that my hands are free, do you think that if I drew a pentagram on the floor that I’d summon a demon?” Sero waggled his eyebrows and Jiro scoffed at his casual reference to getting possessed. 

“Maybe if you sat on it. Or laid on it, like that tall guy on YouTube.” 

“Nah, man, I don’t mess around with that shit. Don’t be trying that stuff if I’m near you.” 

“Do you actually believe in ghosts? That’s why you’re scared of them?”

“Not scared… just not interested in getting my body taken over. It’d suck big time.” 

“Mina, what the fuck are you looking at that’s so funny?” The pink-haired hero was pointing to a small, faded image of one of the family’s sons that had died of some disease. 

“Ha, look at this guy that looks like Bakugo, Jiro. Jiro?” Mina’s voice trails off, looking back at Jiro, who was tensely staring at the ceiling of the house. Her eyes track the perimeter of where the office walls meet the ceiling, face taut with concentration. The others don’t notice until she quietly sticks one of her earphone jacks into the ceiling and gasps, a hand flying up to cover her mouth. 

Bakugo’s focus shoots to Jiro, immediately on alert. “Yo, Ears, are you good?”

“There are… footsteps. Upstairs. Sounds like two people walking around.”

Kirishima loses a little bit of color on his face. “That could be just another tour, right?”

“No, no, no. The guide said we were on the last tour of the night.” Mina’s eyes are wide with concern and she puts out her hands as if to calm down the escalating fear of the group. “What if it’s the guy that I said looked like Katsuki?” Bakugo snarls, on the verge of biting Mina’s pointing finger off. 

“Okay, no, it’s probably cleaning people.” Kirishima glances at the exit door leading to the outside, but you all seem to be frozen where you stand.  

Sero’s eyes sparkle from behind his dead phone camera. “Yeah, ghost cleaning people.” Chills run down your spine, and you shiver at the dropping temperature. Kirishima opens his mouth to counter Sero’s suggestion but is cut off by Bakugo’s harsh tone. 

“Stop it, Denki,” he suddenly snaps. 

Denki’s face twists in confusion. “My bad?”

“Dude, I said stop it.” 

“I’m not doing anything!” 

Scowling at Denki, Bakugo points aggressively to the ceiling light that had started flickering after Jiro’s gasp. 

“That’s…not me…”

“Guys? You see that, right?” 

You turn towards Kirishima, who has moved to the doorway of the office that leads to the rest of the house. His eyes are the size of pool balls and his face is completely devoid of color. As you carefully gather around the doorway of the office to see what he’s looking at, pure horror courses through your entire body as you take in two pairs of eyes peering back at your friends from the top of the stairs. They were undeniably eyes, and you stare at them until one of them blinks and they both start to descend the stairs.

Right towards your friends.   

Your group explodes into unbelievably loud shrieks of horror and shouted expletives as you high-tail it out the door, Kirishima having just enough sense to knock down Bakugo’s hand before he fires a shot at the stairs and gets you all sued for property damage. 

Days later, Sero frames a copy of the mirror photo you all had taken in the office, and upon closer inspection of the photo, you discover two figures standing in the doorway behind you and your smiling friends.

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