#kalopsic

[erisaltar]

Sing Discordia!

Welcome to the altar. This is a place devoted to the deity Eris. Eris was not worshipped in Hellenic tradition, but through the Discordian epiphany she is with us today.

Notes:

This blog is a blend of Hellenic polytheism/Discordianism, which I am calling Kalopsic Discordianism.

I am Misa, a 25-year-old nobody. I use the pronouns xe/xir.

Eris as the goddess of strife and discord; creative chaos; rivalry and competition; the golden apple.

The first cup of coffee in the day is warm and comforting.

There are two houses and you can walk between them.

[tirastales]

The Brucandy Family

Just pretend theres an elevated platform behind them so we can see all of them ndndnd

THE BRUCANDY FAMILY!!! Featuring @kalopsic-lagomorph 's designs for their kids!! They're all named and designed after various cocktails, which I think is just fuckin amazing!! I really hope I did them justice (excuse how you can still see the sketch lines). Thank you so much for letting me draw them I had to much fun with it!! (I'll link the original post down below)

I tried to make them look a bit older here, like adults. Since they're half Troll, I think it'd be funny if they only got to about half the height of a Puppet.

And Peaches is there too lol. Tiny Peaches with Tiny Bruce.

Okay story time lol!

We all know Bruce's story. He finds his way to Vacay Island after the Brozone breakup, meets Brandy, and gets married. I think all 13 of the kids are the same age, meaning this man popped out 13 fuckin eggs at once (they were too big to nest in his hair so he and Brandy cared for them like normal eggs).

Well, cut to several years later after the Brozone reunion. When Bruce's brothers start to get married and have kids of their own, Bruce and Brandy get a serious case of the baby fever. So they figure, they already have 13 kids, what's one more?

Only this time, the baby is Troll sized. It came as a shock to them both, since the rest of their kids were more Puppet-sized. And when little Peaches hatched, Bruce went full mamabear mode cause oh my god his baby is miniscule compared to everything around them time to baby-proof EVERYTHING-

Cut him some slack he's not used to Troll sized kids bjdjdnh

When Peaches grows up, she eventually moves to Trollstopia to live with her cousin, Fern. Lotas tears from Papa Bruce and Mama Brandy, but having watched their older kids move out, get married, even some having kids of their own, it did make things a bit easier to handle.

And that's that! Stay tuned for more profiles tomorrow~

ONCE AGAIN THABK YIU FOR LETTING ME DRAW THE COCKTAIL KIDS I LOVE THEM SM UR A FREAKIN GENIUS

[yandere-romanticaa]

she walks in beauty.

🎀 Today is Diluc's birthday. However, instead of focusing on himself, he can't help but to fall into his usual lovesick trap of gentle obsession.

yandere! diluc ragnvidr x fem! reader.

Ever since he was a young lad, Diluc could recall every single banquet and celebration which was hosted by the Dawn Winery estate. He could still sense the smell of various colorful liquors and taste the endless sea of pastries and cakes which were served at such events, making the inner child in him smile.

However, Diluc was no longer a young child.

Ever since the passing of his father, the need to throw any grand banquets was thoroughly diminished. While yes, there were certain things he could not avoid due to societal expectations, he still made the decision to keep things to an absolute minimum.

His birthday was not one of them. At least, not by his choice.

Everyone and their mother knew what day it was today and Diluc lost count with how many birthday wishes and gifts he had received. He was a little touched with the plethora of people who wanted him nothing other than joy, but those same people quickly became a nuisance because he could not seem to be with the one he actually wanted to be with today.

And there stood Diluc, hidden in the shadowy hallway as he watched his beloved prepare for the upcoming festivities. With both his arms crossed and his left side pressed firmly against the dark wood doorframe, Diluc decided in that moment that there was nowhere else he'd rather be than here.

His red eyes watched you thoroughly like a hawk, making sure to remember the ravishing scenery before him.

As much as you disliked his gifts, you didn't have a choice but to accept them this evening. The gentle sapphire necklace hung around your neck perfectly, the fine silver glimmering gently beneath the flickering candle flames. Diluc's gaze quickly shifted to your arms as they toyed with the various strands of hair at the top of your head, carefully adjusting the matching pin he had gotten you not too long ago.

He felt his heart skip a beat once he caught a glimpse of the wedding ring on your finger, causing him to nearly lose his composure and blow his cover altogether. His own ring seemed to come alive as he felt it around his finger, seemingly pulsing with a firey need to just take you, to see the light in your eyes, to beg you to please forgive him-

Even now, he could still hear you weep, for each tear felt like a stab straight into his bleeding heart.

Please, don't lock me away, you pleaded.

"I will be with no one but you. I will give you everything you desire but please Diluc-

Do not keep me as a prisoner!"

He sighed as he fidgeted with his gloved fingers. Diluc hated himself for doing this to you, for making you so utterly miserable. He was the one who took you away, it was him who had stolen that precious smile away from you. If you had been a normal couple perhaps this evening could have been more bearable. Perhaps he could have even enjoyed it, with you by his side.

But that was not how things were going to play out.

Diluc was stuck in a Hell of his own making. Every single tear that you had shed and will shed - that was all on him. Money can buy a lot of things but your love was not one of them. A new surge of determination was born deep inside of Diluc on that night of his birthday and he finally knew what his wish was.

He wished to make amends. Perhaps he could learn to live without your love, even if the mere thought made his teeth shake in fury and heart cry out in blind sorrow.

But he needed you to know that you were loved. He needed you to know that he was going to keep you safe. He was going to love you until his very last breath and even then, he would wait for the day of your sweet forgiveness.

🥀 TAGS: @genshinarchives, @mod-kisa-blog, @juuuuuj101010, @kalopses-sonderes, @mayulli, @b10h4z4rd, @xiaopleasecomehome, @saturnalya, @alatusprinz, @lakxcpsta, @mewmeowmika, @ranposgirlboss, @goldenglow149

Happy birthday to this wonderful man. He was my first ever husband in Genshin Impact, he deserves something extra sweet from yours truly.

[kalopseance]

store is up and open again with new stuff!! Check it out <3

[kalopses-sonderes]

Sonders Yan/Fluff C.ai masterlist

Sonders 2023 yantober/flufftober Cookie run C.ai bots! All C.Ai bots will be linked here, new bot everyday or other day during October! All cookies are in human au

A/n: its not tober anymore but whatever☹️

Status: 12/30 finally continuing!

Day 1: Fluff! Clover Cookie (coming home)

Day 2: yan! Pure Vanilla Cookie (secret admirer)

Day 3: fluff! Herb Cookie (Halloween decorating!)

Day 4: Yan! Lilac Cookie (assassin)

Day 5: fluff! Earl Grey Cookie (cold tea)

Day 6: yan! Earl Grey Cookie (friendly neighborhood hotel owner)

Day 7: fluff! Almond Cookie (co-workers and a tense game of chess)

Day 8: yan! Lilac and Yogurt Cream (doll)

Day 9: fluff! Raspberry Mousse Cookie (swordplay)

Day 10: yan! Pure Vanilla Cookie vs. Millennial Tree Cookie (cats and mouse)

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All bots created by @kalopses-sonderes on tumblr

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[schwoopsiedoodles]

North Dakota Leek Dance Vid

Saw that there wasnt any ND rep in @kalopsic-lagomorph's miku map so here ya go! I hope yall enjoy

[laugtherhyena]

FINALLY here's the rest of the Artfight week 1 attacks, i made 13 in total (which sounds crazy but keep in mind the first week is when i draw the most because my motivation and excitement are at peak)

Here we got Pophagi by Digitalnauti, Milo by @vurelly, Katsuo by @sw00nii, Nocera by @griffworks, Elan by @kalopseance, Vera by Kisgari_artist, Rusty by Gay.dia, Billy by @archiebuns, Velvet by @quantumart713 and Sakende by @mewmewkitten101

[starsprlte]

big ol' artfight attack for a buncha different people!

nina @ meee / louise ~umbrellaweather / ludo @kalopseance / martha @sunnyfooza / cyan @sybeez / lisa @hot--rat / computer @ me again / eleis @river0fbones

[sevenmoreminutes]

MORE revenges. for chambee @51nn0n @rossothelioma @kalopsic-lagomorph birds-cant-draw and @itspronouncedfeckyou

[zkullcat]

Template by Kalopseance Don’t Trace, Copy or Edit my art. Reblogs > Likes Commission’s Info // Carrd // Patreon

[ghost-skull-trash]

My Piece for the @mesevents and for @kalopseance! I hope you like it! it was fun to work on!

[erisaltar]

Now that I think about it, Discordianism as a religion is kind of anti-community. (You are a pope! And YOU are a pope! Our celebrations are trivial and whimsically meaningless!) Which is kind of lonely. But I see Discord as what IS and what IS ALSO; so the cynicism around community can exist alongside the joy of community.

[sporesgalaxy]

Addie and his current opponents in the @failboy-oc-tournament , Ludo @kalopseance and Mulligan @bunquest as a team!!!!!

Both super charming failboys, and I LOVED how much pink & purple this was to draw in this image :P It's been a joy to meet these two characters!!!!!

[yandere-romanticaa]

The deep corners of the sea harbor many secrets. Be it countless lives which were claimed by the tides, ancient tales of a bygone era, or perhaps something even darker, something so great that the feeble human mind could not even think of comprehending.

The murky waters hid many things indeed. But for the Duke, his little secret was not so ancient, something not so important in the ultimate grand scheme of things.

It only mattered to him and only him.

He gazes fondly at his secret as he sips tea in the cafeteria, taking a break in a highly conspicuous area simply because he was the Duke and he could do as he wished.

He could have you at any moment he desired. The sentence was prolonged for absolutely no reason and searching for one was pointless. The Duke has his reasons, the staff would say. Run along now and go back to your duties. If you keep slacking off you'll starve.

Wriothesley liked to play favorites when it came to you.

That became evident to some of the staff very fast.

He had it arranged that your meals be of, at the very least, decent quality. No mystery meat for you or any rotten vegetables. If you consumed any of that your health would be in jeopardy. He could always just give you a proper meal or maybe even a downright good one but that would arise too much suspicion from the inmates and he was not in the mood to hear them complain. One day, the chef decided to be bold and serve you a wretched meal on purpose, just to test his hypothesis.

As expected, Wriothesley gave him an earful even if he never actually said anything about you. His bias was still evident and nothing could hide that.

Wriothesley liked to consider himself as an honest and a frank man. Like all people he had his secrets and his own cross to carry but if he could he wanted things to be done right in the open. No mysteries, no hesitance. If you were not a prisoner in the Fortress, Wriothesley would already have you on his arm. He was also aware of his imposing presence, the last thing he wanted to do was to scare you off. The power imbalance was simply too large between the two of you.

Therefore, like the predator that he was, he bid his time. He locked away his rawest feelings deep in his heart and hid the key, never wanting to throw it away.

He wanted you to come to him. He wanted you to seek him out.

Oh, to be loved, to be wanted by another human being. What a foreign yet pleasant thought. Wriothesley knew you did not see him in that light but damn it all if he does not try. All of the cards are in his hands and he has dealt you yours. The only option left is for you to play straight into his hand.

The thought of sharing a cup of tea with you made his heart soar. Patience was indeed a virtue. And fortunately for him, the Fortress of Meropide had taught him that skill a long time ago.

🖤 TAGS: @genshinarchives, @mod-kisa-blog, @juuuuuj101010, @kalopses-sonderes, @b10h4z4rd, @xiaopleasecomehome, @mayulli, @saturnalya, @alatusprinz, @lakxcpsta, @mewmeowmika, @ranposgirlboss, @ficsreblogs, @goldenglow149

[kalopseance]

FROM 21st OF FEBRUARY TO 10th OF MARCH, ALL PROFITS FROM MY ETSY STORE WILL BE DONATED TO "The Palestine Children's Relief Fund". during this time there will be a 20% sale on all items for the donation period, tracked shipping is REQUIRED to ensure that all profits are immediately accessible and not held in reserve - etsy holds 30% of my funds in reserve for 45 days if items are shipped without tracking. ill share screenshots as proof of donation for every item sold from my shop! (after the 10th of March, tracked shipping will return to being optional.)

items available on my store are of acrylic charms featuring characters from witchs heart, hello charlotte, your turn to die, yume nikki and umineko.

[theclumsyxeno]

So, I found a piccrew at last to share!

It's a cute lil creator that allows you to make yourself as a toon! Isn’t it cute?!

Here’s the link,

I did largely because one that a mutual tagged me in, I couldn't make myself in it, so I dug around and found this one!

You can tag friends and mutuals to do it, and make sure you save the picture, and show your toon self!

My tags:

@cosmolumine @kalopses-sonderes @formerchaoslord @clanwarrior-tumbly @tettybetty @heldril