#kali talks shit

[butterfly-headquarters]

Ok quick question just how the actual fuck do the soul rider and soul steed connections work because it's clearly not based on a single pair of souls being reincarnated and finding each other over and over again

Like there can be multiple generations of soul riders at once which okay it seems that every soul rider has their "own" incarnations of their soul steeds so it's clearly a generational thing that every I'd say 20-30 years there's a new group of riders

This means the reincarnation cycle should be based on the soul steeds life span which brings it's own set of problems like what if one of them gets killed (the Concorde incident) and it also would mean they have regular horse life spans which... you have talking magical horses surely they can live longer than your average horse next stable. They also seem to reincarnate pretty soon after they die if not right after they die, probably works like the avatar circle in atla. It's also pretty well established that there is only one guardian horse of each circle at any point in time. There can't be two starshines at once.

But there can be two (possibly three depending on how old the members get) incantations of soul riders at once

Elizabeth and Anne's mom (previous sun and star) were both still very much alive and kicking when Anne and Lisa (current sun and star) were born and bonded with their horses and discovered their powers and-

Do the previous soul riders just get weaker? are they just as powerful? How does it work??? TELL ME SSE TELL ME

[stargirl15151]

Over it

[brightyor]

Just chilling scrolling tumblr with music in the bg why did I just get hit with the most majestic scream note from Kali Uchis

[kalijhomentethi]

akali being a pr disaster once again <3

[the-whispers-of-death]

okay the admin from @mxgraves here,, but oc talk

I have a little pack of shadow company guys I have made that are just little creatures

You have Lieutenant Keaton Whaley who was made just for the idea of having a shadow that towers over everyone at 6'10 who could rival König in a fist fight. He's a good ol Kentucky boy who served in the Navy and was a Navy SEAL. He's sarcastic dramatic cowboy who loves his little team to death but they make him absolutely want to pull his hair out too. He's pretty close with his like right hand/best friend Aleksei Kuznetsov and is like pretty well known for his sass. Like he's know to sass Graves like a lot and even seems to have a friendly relationship with the commander himself.

Then I have Sergeant Major Aleksei Kuznetsov who is a first generation Russian - Romani immigrant that originally had been working for the CIA before his recruitment to Shadow Company. He's just a quiet guy and mostly shows his like thoughts and appreciation through actions. He's a man of few words but very loyal to a fault. He's Keaton's like go to guy since they work in the same squad and often are usually paired together to help train recruits. Aleksei doesn't have much of family but pretty much got adopted into Keaton's at this point, they are like brothers. He goes by the callsign Notsnitsa which is a creature in Slavic mythology known to cause nightmares.

I don't have much for the rest of Keaton's team just her but it's gonna have two more of them, maybe, but for sure one with callsign Mulder (the local cryptozoology and paranormal ball of sunshine who is scary good when it comes to reconnaissance and surveillance.)

I have a feeling Keaton and his team would get along with fellow Shadows, The Lions.

Personally, love the fact that Keaton is a dramatic cowboy (would totally get along with Kali) and the fact that he sasses Graves a lot. Love a tall man, I bet he scares any and every enemy that comes across him.

Aleksei's callsign being a creature in Slavic mythology known to cause nightmares is so cool and also such an interesting fact about Aleksei. I feel like he definitely lives up to his callsign.

Mulder sounds so cool and I would love to know more when they're fully fleshed out.

Y'all talk about me feeding you guys usually but here you are, feeding me some good food. I adore your OCs.

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

I dooo wish that there were more werewolf girlies in the hit MTV show Teen Wolf. I do, I really do.

[callmetippytumbles]

NOT THE FREAKING END TIMES.

[slutsukio]

̶♟★ SUKI.

✸ hi sexies!!! i'm so sorry i havent been active, i've been @ practice, just figured out i have the flu, and turning in college applications and shit. so stuff's been rlly hectic, but imma try to get an oc or two (will more than likely be one) out tonight!! luv u guys!!

p.s, stream kali uchis' new spanish album :3

☆ !? xoxo, yours truly !? ⋆

[winterrrnight]

also maybe bsf!Rafe dealing with a drunken reader that keeps saying sweet nothings in his ear (but truly truly heartfelt) and Rafe has no clue how to take those things while he keeps taking care of reader (and making sure nothing happens to them)

did I go absolutely feral when I read this? yes. this is probably the most one of the girls rafe and reader coded idea I have ever read and I want to worship the ground you walk on for sending me this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ I love love u🦉nonnie <3

you render bsf!rafe absolutely speechless with your affectionate drunken words… <3 listen to fantasy by kali uchis & don toliver for this one <3 cw: slightly suggestive content (no actual smut!), mentions of alcohol and weed consumption, minimal usage of nicknames like babydoll <3 for: @ilyrafe who’s probably one of the most talented writers i’ve had the honor of getting to talk to :’) you’re the absolute sweetest gabi, i adore you so much 💟

part of this little universe <3

the purple strobe lights flash all over the dancing bodies at the party, highlighting the subtle skin on skin touches, the intertwined hands, the sweat dripping down the slope of the necks, and the smoke leaving the weed joints.

you and rafe would more or less usually get wound up in the dancing too, having the lights flash across you two in the otherwise dark party manor, your bodies pressed up, his arms always tight around you to keep you as close as he can.

but right now, instead of getting to dance, rafe is standing next to your sitting figure on one of the bar stools, your body leaning against his and his arm tightening protectively around you.

“c’mon rafe let’s go dance please!” you slurred, looking up at rafe with pleading eyes. he lets out a sigh of exasperation and tightens his grip around your shoulders, shaking his head.

“no, I told you, you’re way too drunk,” he grumbles. “you can’t even stand straight. you’d be trippin’ over an’ shit all the time on the floor, so no,”

you pout at his words, reaching out for the glass kept on the counter behind you but rafe pulls onto your arm with his free hand, tugging it away from the glass.

“I told you, no more drinks f’you,” he sighs. “c’mon babydoll, adjust with me here,”

he lets go of your hand and tugs you closer to him from his arm around your shoulders, and you snuggle up against his side. you look up at him, his eyes scanning around the crowds, his weed joint hanging limply between his two fingers.

you bury your face in his side, taking in a deep breath and letting his scent cloud your senses. “you smell very good…” you murmur, letting your glazed eyes flutter against his tshirt. “something new you’re trying?” you ask quietly, your arm coming up to wrap around his torso, your fingers fiddling mindlessly with the hem of his tshirt.

“it’s the same one as always,” he mutters, his gaze never stopping scanning around the crowds. his eyes have already zeroed on people who he noticed eyeing you in a way he wasn’t particularly fond of, and mentally preparing himself to not let them even in a two mile radius around you both.

“you sure? smells different…” you mutter, taking another deep breath. “well, whatever it is, you smell really good…” your words spill from your lips, the different sounds running into one another to sound slightly incoherent to rafe, yet he understands you perfectly well.

“and this shirt…” you mumble, your fingertips starting to sneak under the hem of his tshirt, tracing gently over the skin of the side of his torso, the sudden movement causing rafe to take a sharp breath, “you look very good in it… suits you… brings out your eyes…” your fingers start to trace small shapeless patterns on his skin, your eyes trailing over his arms in the half sleeved tshirt, “and… and your arms too… look good…”

rafe can feel his heart starting to thump louder in his chest from your words and the way your fingertips glide over his skin, but his eyes keep on examining the crowd, something he has done uncountable times already, but he isn’t so sure what his next move should be when your words is causing his breath to hitch in his throat. he moves his hand to take a hit of his joint, letting the joint stay in between his lips, his hand coming back down to his side.

your fingers come out from under his shirt and find his hand on his side, softly trailing over his fingers and forearm, tracing the visible veins gently.

“you always take such good care of me…” you murmur quietly, “always makin’ sure i’m okay…”

your fingers trail over the sensitive underside of his forearm, and you can feel goosebumps rising on his skin in the wake of your touch.

to give himself a grip rafe tightens his arm even more around your shoulders, his fingers starting to dig into your skin through the fabric of your clothes. he feels your fingers descend back down to his hand, starting to interlace with his which he doesn’t complain about at all, easily letting your fingers slip into his.

you give his hand a faint tug, which finally causes him to look down at you. you give it another tug, this one a little firmer than the first one. rafe moves in front of you, your back pressing against the bar counter as you look up at him.

you pull on his intertwined hand, bringing it closer to your mouth before you start to gently press kisses over the back of his hand, the kisses just slightly sloppy from your drunken and hazy mind.

“you’re so perfect… so caring, so loving…” your mumbled words spill out against his skin, “and just so so handsome...”

rafe has to hold back the sound wanting to escape past his lips, his teeth almost biting down on the joint in his mouth. he can’t help but look at you with your mouth running over the back of his hand and his wrist, pressing a kiss to whatever patch of skin you can succumb to, his mind starting to go into an overdrive.

you’re going to be the death of him.

[arc-misadventures]

Beware The Bull

Jaune: (Sniff Sniff!) Hmmm...?

Coco: Is something wrong, Love?

Jaune: I smell... something...

Pyrrha: What do you mean?

Jaune: I am smelling something... It's like a blend of a dozen different spices, and floral scents all blended together. I'm smelling this mass of smells, but I can't pick out any single sent in all of it.

Pyrrha: Like walking through a store's perfume isle, you get overwhelmed with so many smells it hurts?

Jaune: I think that's mostly because of the chemicals used to make those interacting with one another. But, yeah, pretty much.

Coco: Maybe it has to do with the faunas.

Jaune: What makes you say that?

Coco: Because we got a pair of, Queen's, and a kitten walking towards you right now.

Jaune: What? Oh. Oh no...

Kali: Hello, Jaune~!

Sienna: Hello, Jaune.

Jaune: Hello, Mrs. Belladonna, Blake. And, hello, High Leader Khan. What can I do for you this day?

Kali: We would like to apologize to you.

Jaune: Apologize? Apologize for what?

Sienna: It's my fault, Kali, I should be the one to apologize to him, not you.

Kali: No, I should have informed them that, Jaune would prefer if he was left alone.

Jaune: Informed who?

Sienna: These people are under my command, I should have done something to reign them in; the fault lies with me, Kali

Kali: Not all of them are under your command though, Sienna.

Sienna: Yes, but you know we are seen as fanatics by the world, and you, and I both know that there is truth behind that statement.

Jaune: Fanatics? Okay, hold up! What's going on?

Blake: Allow me to explain: What my mother, and Sienna Khan are explaining: They are sorry because there is a mass of faunas woman, most likely a majority of them are no doubt members of the, White Fang, have arrived here today to see you.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Ehh...?

Sienna: The female members of the, White Fang learned about your existence, and after a power point, along with a bunch of pictures...

Jaune: Oh, so that's where, Nora got all that money from.

Sienna: So many of them have come here to see the, Dragon King, and...

Jaune: Seduce me?

Sienna: Yes...

Jaune: Oh gods...

Pyrrha: Here we go again.

Coco: Hey, hopefully we'll get another hot babe to share~!

Pyrrha: Only if they love, Jaune for who he is, now what he is!

Coco: Like, Glynda, and Sienna!

Pyrrha: Correct!

Sienna: W-W-What?!

Kali: OH~? You're odds are better than expect~!

Jaune: Please... All of you... Shut up...

Blake: What about me?

CP: ...

Coco: She's got a nice ass...

Pyrrha: Jaune's more into thighs, and boobs though.

Coco: True.

Blake: Ohhh...

Jaune: Can you all... Stop. Talking. Please?

CPB: Sorry...

Jaune: Haa... Okay, Can you two go see these, White Fang members, and try to at the very least, pardon the expression, put a leash on them before they go do something.... stupid.

Kali: I think that would be for the best.

Sienna: It is. Causing anguish to, Jaune is one thing, but to the staff of, Beacon Academy is another thing entirely.

Kali: We best make sure they do not cause any problems. The Vital Festival is fast approaching, Atlas, and their military will be coming here soon.

Sienna: Ironwood throwing a fit about the, White Fang is the last thing I want to deal with.

Jaune: Yes yes yes. Atlas has a stick up it's bum about the, White Fang... Enough! Get going, before...?! (Sniff... Sniff...?) Huw...?

Pyrrha: What is it, Jaune?

Coco: What is it boy! What do you smell?!

Jaune: Okay, no nookie for you.

Coco: What, why?!

Jaune: You acted like I was a bloodhound again.

Coco: Shit!

Pyrrha: But, what is it that you're smelling.

Jaune: It's a very strong smell; It smells like milk, beef, and... hormonal.

Coco: That's an oddly specific list of smells...

Kali: Milk?

Sienna: Beef?

Blake: And, hormonal?

KBS: Oh no...

Jaune: I take it by your reactions that you know someone that smells like that?

Blake: We do, and if it's who we think it is, things are about to get very... uncomfortable...

Jaune: Okay...? So, who is coming?

Blake: She's a cow faunas names...?!

: Hello, Blake~!

Blake: KHAAAA~?!

: Oh my~! You've certain gotten bigger; Both upstairs, and downstairs~!

Blake: EVE?! Get your hands off of me?!

Eve: I can't do that darling~! It's been years since I last saw you, so I need to do a goods inspection~!

Jaune: A cow faunas...

Coco: You smelt milk, and beef, and it turns out she's a cow faunas. That certainly explains things, but nonetheless; You smelt milk?

Pyrrha: I was confused when he said, hormonal, but...

Blake: NYAA~?!

Eve: Oh you still make the sweetest of sounds~!

Pyrrha: That... That certainly explains a lot...

Jaune: Can one of you...?

Sienna: Right, sorry...

Eve: Oh, I can't wait to tell, Adam I got to cope a feel of his 'beloved.' He'll be so...!? Hey?! Heyeheyhey?! Quit pulling my horn!

Sienna: Hello, Eve.

Eve: Oh... Hey, Sienna...

Sienna: I thought I told you to stay in, Menagerie? What the hell are you doing here?

Eve: I'll explain, but please let go of my horn!

Eve: Ahh~! That's better! Now then, we, my sisters of the, White Fang are here to pay homage to our new king, Jaune Arc the Dragon King~!

Sienna: Homage?

Eve: Yes, homage~!

Sienna: ...

Eve: ...

Eve: You don't believe me do you?

Sienna: No, because I know you, Eve.

Eve: Okay! We're here to seduce the guy, and have his adorable faunas kids!

Sienna: Of course...

Eve: What?! That's why you two are here! You want his kids, Sienna, and so do you, Kali!

Kali: I admit, I do find him to be quite the fetching, and respectable young man. If I wasn't married I wouldn't hesitate to throw my hat into the ring. I'd most certainly have better luck than my daughter...

Blake: Mom?!

Kali: But, my goal was to establish positive dialogue between the, Dragon King, and the people of Menagerie.

Sienna: And, I admit... I also find, Jaune quite fetching, and I wouldn't mind improving my relations between myself, and Jaune... But, my duty foremost is to the, White Fang. Not to my heart...

Sienna: So, I came here to talk to the, Dragon King, and establish positive relations between him, and the, White Fang. And, you coming here, bringing with you dozens of female members of the, White Fang here. All in the vain, let be know an extremely vain attempt to get into his pants has placed all of this in jeopardy!

Eve: Oh? Because, I'll stop from you getting into his pants~?

Sienna: No, because he finds someone like you to be off putting.

Eve: Oh? What's so off putting about my...

"BOING~!"

Eve: Assets~?

Jaune: The person they're attached to...

Eve: Hmm? Who said...? Oh? Hey~! Hello your majesty~! My name is, Eve Taurus~! The poster girl of the, White Fang~! It's a pleasure to meet you, your grace~!

Jaune: 'The poster girl for the, White Fang?'

Sienna: Self proclaimed, poster girl.

Jaune: Ahh... I thought you or, Kali would be the poster girl for the, White Fang because of their beauty, charm, and raw charisma.

Sienna: B-Beauty...?

Kali: Oh, I do wish I could throw my hat into the ring now~!

Blake: Mom?!

Jaune: But, I see you more as the pinup poster girl if anything else, based upon your character...

Eve: Oh? You see me as a pinup girl~? Would you like to join me in a photo shoot your grace~?

Jaune: Haa... I'm leaving now. I need to stop my mother from meeting all these hormonal faunas. I will see you ladies later.

Kali: Goodbye, Jaune~!

Blake: Mom?!

Sienna: Till later, Jaune.

Eve: I'll see you later love~!

Jaune: Oh. Eve?

Eve: Yes~?

Jaune: I know your proud of your assets. But, I've seen bigger, and better. And, she's a human~!

Eve: B-B-Bigger? And, better than mine?! And, she's a human?! How is that even possible, that a human can have better boobs than a literal cow faunas?!

Pyrrha: Human...? Oh he's talking about her!

Coco: Her?

Pyrrha: Oh you haven't met her yet. She's this sweet shy girl from, Vaccuo. She's interested in, Jaune, he's show interest in her too. Would you like to meet her? I was interested in offering her an invitation to join us~!

Coco: Damn girl~! You've gotten nasty since you I joined in on the fun~!

Pyrrha: No, you just showed me how fun it all is~!

Sienna: ...

Sienna: Well, way to go, Eve... You've set back all of my progress with establishing a healthy, and positive relationship with, Jaune in five minutes!

Eve: Oh, you know I didn't destabilize anything. You saw how he looks at you, I saw how his nosed flared. He likes you, he likes you a lot~!

Sienna: Shut up!

Kali: I don't know, Sienna it's pretty obvious to me you have a thing for the young man. Why, I bet if the two of us worked together, we would bed him within the day~!

Sienna: KALI?!

Kali: Ah-hahaha~!

Blake: Fuck... At this rate, my Mom's going to seduce, Jaune before I do...

Eve: MmmmHHH~! That's hot~!

Blake: Shut up, Eve...

[butterfly-headquarters]

Hear me out

Montana in a suit

[rinsoap]

THE BIG SEIJOH FOUR'S MUSIC TASTE!

this includes : oikawa tooru. matsukawa issei. iwaizumi hajime. hanamaki takahiro.

note : REMASTERED FROM THIS POST! im back from hiatus! (maybe) please enjoy some music headcanons while i scrape together inspiration for some actual works :p

OIKAWA TOORU

!!? you cannot tell me he isn't OBSESSED with kali uchis. he's been an og fan since her por vida era. i've been pushing the kuchi oikawa agenda for three years and i've been RIGHT for three years! he loves latin music and found out about kali when iwaizumi showed him an odd future song she was featured on. i'm ngl guys, being an "og" fan gave him a complex... wdym "name ten kali uchis songs" she's got 30 million monthly listeners. be fr.

his favourite songs by kali uchis are:

☆ gotta get up - interlude on the isolation album. ☆ moral conscience on the red moon in venus album. ☆ no eres tu(soy yo) on the sin miedo album.

!!? daniel ceaser die hard fan. he loves his on the low bisexual rnb artists, what can he say? he'll listen to freudian on REPEAT, like all ten minutes just looping while he goes through the five stages of grief. iwaizumi called him immediately when he learned daniel was on the new tyler the creator album, they were GEEKED.

his favourite songs by daniel ceaser are:

☆ do you like me? on the NEVER ENOUGH album. ☆ take me away on the freudian album. ☆ LOVE AGAIN on the CASE STUDY 01 album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: tonight by summer walker. 360 by charli xcx. get back by britney spears. WAR! by DESTIN CONRAD. sunshine by steve lacy & foushée.

MATSUKAWA ISSEI

!!? #1 frank ocean dick rider. he's actually so annoying it's crazy. type of fan to beg for him to make more music but has barely listened to his pre-blonde albums. type of fan to say "what do y'all know about frank ocean?". type of fan to say "frank ocean mentioned 🤓☝️" whenever someone says one of his song titles in everyday conversations (this might be me).

his favourite songs by frank ocean are:

☆ sierra leone on the channel ORANGE album. ☆ nights on the blonde album. ☆ songs for women on the nostalgia, ULTRA album.

!!? him and makki are crazy underground fans, it's actually not even funny. iwaizumi found out and was like "oh i love the underground, my favourite rapper is MFDOOM, whose urs?" and they were like, "umm Ken Carson 😄" what "the underground" technically is is genuinely a sore subject in the friend group LMFAO

his favourite songs by ken carson are:

☆ murda musik (ft. destroy lonely) on the X album. ☆ ss on the a great chaos (deluxe) album. ☆ yale on the teen X album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: of course you won't by lucki. paper soldier by brent faiyaz. purity by A$AP rocky & frank ocean. forgiveless by SZA & dirty ol' bastard. father stretch my hands pt. 1 by kanye west.

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

!!? tyler the creator's #1 fan wdym?!!? goblin era apologist typa fan. "no guys, like, it was supposed to be his intrusive thoughts!" they faces killing me why no one gaf 😭 chromakopia glazer and he knows it! (valid) he was there during the odd future era, like dude was writing OFWGKTA on his desk in sharpie omg.

his favourite songs by tyler, the creator are:

☆ WILSHIRE on the CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST album. ☆ lone on the wolf album. ☆ A BOY IS A GUN on the IGOR album.

!!? are we surprised he's a kendrick lamar fan? this was so obvious to me like no other option. relatively new fan, but everyone thinks he's been listening to him since 2011 because he's so obsessed and knows so many songs by HEART. gets into daily debates with mattsun over whether gkmc or tpab is better.

his favourite songs by kendrick lamar are:

☆ DUCKWORTH. on the DAMN. album. ☆ momma on the to pimp a butterfly album. ☆ backseat freestyle on the good kid, m.A.Ad. city album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: benzo by blood orange. sunday by earl sweatshirt & frank ocean. talk my shit by childish gambino, flo milli & amaarae. housten old head by a$ap rocky. CYANIDE by daniel ceaser.

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO

!!? charli xcx superfan dont play! he started listening to her through brat, but he enjoys her older songs better. he likes electronic type of music, but he likes to say he fucks with anything that "goes crazy". him and oikawa almost exclusively listen to charli when they're together and mattsun says it drives him crazy, but everyone knows he's mouthing the lyrics to to girl, so confusing.

his favourite songs by charli xcx are:

☆ claws on the how i'm doing now album. ☆ sympathy is a knife on the brat album. ☆ unlock it (lock it) [ft. kim petras & jay park) on the pop 2 album.

!!? like i mentioned, him and mattsun are annoying underground fans. so let me talk about their other goat, destroy lonely. these mfs are the type to try and start moshpits and fail miserably. they like to say "what do y'all know about lone?" but only like his most popular songs.

his favourite songs by destroy lonely are:

☆ VETERAN ft. ken carson on the NOSTYLIST album. ☆ bane (single). ☆ LUV 4 YA on the LOVE LASTS FOREVER album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: glory boy by lucki. tears in the club by fka twigs & the weeknd. immaterial by SOPHIE. nightcore by ken carson. codeine vision by chris travis.

[elderwisp]

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Gabriel: Hey! How’d you manage to get back here?

Peony: I hopped a fence!

Gabriel: P, there’s a gate over there!

Peony: Spies don’t use gates.

Gabriel: My bad for even mentioning it!

Gum: Did you run off on your own, stinker?

Peony: It’s okay! No one stepped on me! 

Gum: Shit, you’re right. That makes it all better.

Peony: Winnie! You said a bad word!

Gum: Bad words aren’t real.

Syx: I didn’t take you for a bad influence.

Gum: I am but a simple woman encouraging freedom of expression.

Syx: You’re terrible.

Gum: You’ll learn to appreciate it.

Syx: And I’m terrible for not introducing myself. I’m Syx. I like your headphones.

Peony: Peony. I like your hair.

Syx: Awh, thanks.

Gabriel: I’ll meet up with you guys in a sec. Tell your Dad I said hi.

Gum: Gotcha. Come on, let’s get you back to Dad.

-

Gabriel: Kali! Kali?

Kali: Gabriel, I, uh-

?: Kali? Do you know him?

Kali: Ah, no. I was just talking to him about his set, Dad. 

?: OH, you were the guitar player!! Interesting songs you guys played. Very loud.

Gabriel: Interesting?

?: Yes, it wasn’t something I’d personally listen to but good for you.

Gabriel: Huh. Kali, do you agree with him?

Kali: [ remains silent ]

Gabriel: Got it. Well. It was nice meeting both of you. I’ll be going now.

[blkkizzat]

Life update (+ pics):

ahh so things have been even crazier but ive had some fun. yesterday as SO NICE to have absolutely nothing to do and write. but back to the grind today :( literallyyyy sooo close to being done with NNN Nanami omg finally liking it and the smut is half way done but fully outlined. here is toji dog, i got him a purple collar cause i thought it looked similar to toji's worm and i also got toji dog a custom made dog tag off etsy! they just sent me the mock for it this morning! also so cute that toji dog bday is in may so his b-stone is emerald and toji daddy has emerald eyes omfg <33

also here is me thinking im cute lol. at my MBA's charity auction. NO ONE told me the theme was gold and my dumbass rolls up in a silver dress LOLOLOL!!!

later that night we went kareoke and i did itty bitty piggy by nicki and theres video but i would literally die before posting it im so sorry kfdbfckahjdbf.

love and miss u all

xx kali.

oh also talking to this super cute guy on raya rn. im actually really liking the app theres alot of normal people on here too but everyone has a job/direction in their life LMFAO and im sick of guys without a life plan (lol and before anyone says it yes i do see the deep irony in me loving toji so hard but none of them look like toji okay!! send me a toji i would provide jhedsakchjd)

but lol the only other big celeb ive seen so far is eric andre. i did send him a like for shit and giggles iuvifvsjfbhvsjkf.

[marvin-sterlinggg]

"Yo :p"

"My name's Marvin... My sister told me to join this app so why not?"

*He finishes a chocolate bar, throwing the wrapper in the trash pile he has on the floor*

[Mod here, welcome to my Marvin roleplay blog- :p]

My friend has a Margaret Sterling roleplay blog so why not be Marvin ✨ @ask-margaret-sterling

Headcanons 🍫

🍫 Marvin may be rather careless and insensitive, but he's actually really protective over his sister. Extremely, actually-

🍫 Has a habit of leaving trash everywhere, obviously.

🍫 He's not the best at the whole comfort thing, but he tries.

🍫 He doesn't like Mister Broomire very much- (He has beef with a grown man-)

🍫 Sees Mister Barrel as a father in a way :p

🍫 He's Aroace, so he doesn't really want to be in a romantic relationship.

🍫 Not that ticklish, sadly :(

🍫 Doesn't even talk that much unless it's someone he knows.

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[the-whispers-of-death]

HELLO... stone being a mentor figure to teen!butcher???

my interest is peaked. i. wowza.. noone let that man teach anything, but god, it'd be so funny

Stone, to Teen!Butcher: Okay, sit down. Kali: Baby, maybe you shouldn't— Stone, taking out his medical bag and some synthetic skin: Okay, I'm going to teach you how to patch yourself up, including how to properly suture so you can suture yourself up. Kali: VIKRAM NO!

Kali is side-eyeing his husband for basically helping Butcher not go to hospitals when he gets injured. He didn't think Stone would want to teach Butcher this, but then again, Stone would rather patch himself up than anyone else, so maybe Kali should've seen this coming.