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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

Alright Chuckleheads, time for the Death part of the Life and Death Gameplay. You all know the plan- finish off the Reaper Rewards with a bang and use the Ambrosia to bring back Townie Dave.

Or at least, that's what 𝙄 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 was happening.

Because the thing is- 𝙆𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤. When our sweet tray townie asked them to resume their romantic relationship- and fulfill their side of the bargain, with a full romance and friendship bar, they said-

I'm sorry Dave. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.

?: So that's it. That's how it ends? Kale: Are you surprised?

Val: It just feels unnaturally cruel. Kale: Really? Coming from you? Alright brother, fine. You can play judge and jury all you want- Val: -but I'm no executioner. Kale: No. I suppose you aren't, are you?

Kale: Dave was sweet. He served a purpose, and I did enjoy pulling one over on the watcher. Val: So why did you do it? Why go to all that trouble? Kale: Some people knit, some people garden. - Some people trick the watcher and feed townies to cowplants. We just have different hobbies.

Kale: But there is something I need to tell you. When I was looking at the Reapers list, there was a name near the top- and I thought you might appreciate the warning. Val: Are you- afraid?

Kale: Do you want the warning or not dickweed? Val: Fine. Yes. 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺. What's this list about then? Kale: It's a list of sims that are on the chopping block, like Father Winter's list but you're not naughty or nice, you've just been fated for death. Val: And did you check it twic- Kale: It's 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘺. You asshole. Poppy was at the top of the list.

Val: And what exactly am I supposed to do about it? Kale: Something's coming. I don't know what exactly, but it's something big, something final. And I'm guessing you're the only one that's going to have the chance to do anything about it.

So enjoy your unplayed little beach episode while you can-

Kale: - Because when those final hours hit, I'm going to need you to buck up, shut up- and save my sister.

And you already know brother, I make a far better friend than I do an enemy.

Val: Right.

WE DID IT! -ish

I only have a few unfinished quests and honestly ending on the cowplant berry reward feels very poetic.

I've never had a sim trick me before so that was crazy. RIP Townie Dave, you didn't deserve that. I had so much fun, thanks for letting me spam some pure raw gameplay at you!

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

One Cake Down, One to go.

What a good Dave.

Kale has pulled the tower card the last two days in a row. (Both normal and reversed) There's about to be some big changes in their life and only the cards seem to know how it all turns out.

Toni is THE CUTEST little romantically reserved bean. Her face is so wonderful and squingy.

Kyle: Alright- I've got another one. This one's a real dead ringer. Toni: Alright , shoot. Kyle: Hey, girl- are you undead? Cause you look like a total Zom-𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙚.

Toni: Okay, that one was way worse. Kyle: Alright then - You got something better?

Toni: I dunno - All these pick up lines are giving me serious brain rot.

Kyle: Hey that's pretty good! Wait where are you going? Toni: I got class. Some of us still have our brains.

It's time- Kale finished maxing their cooking skills, and this is not a drill.

Townie Dave: They're kind of amazing huh. Hinoki: If I have to look at another gourmet fruitcake I'm going to throw up.

And just like that it's done. Let's just hope it doesn't glitch out this time. 🤞🤞🤞

After Class, Toni autonomously sat down on the spawn point in the rain and started doing her homework.

Kyle: Does the rain help with the writing?

Toni: Poetry homework. The water drops makes it look like I was crying the whole time. And the professor eats it up every time.

Kyle: Alright then, let's hear it. Toni: What? Kyle: The poetry.

Toni: Oh it's garbage. Trust me. It's so much harder to write sad sappy couplets when you're a straight out of CAS romantically reserved dumpster fire.

Kyle: Ok what about this - 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘪, 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘧𝘶𝘭, 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦?

Toni: Fuck it, why not?

👉👈🧡

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

Kale Plott - who recently left Henford, leaving a string of unsolved townie murders behind- has moved to Ravenwood!

They're currently trying out they/them pronouns, and they brought along their dog Miss Honey and the corpse of Milkshake Two! They also joined the undertaker career- it just felt right.

They live in a set of faux apartments cause I guess Get Rentin' is still bugged, so I just decided to play everyone. Roomies Assemble!!

Cleo and Sebastian Bennett are a young artistic couple trying to take care of their new baby Luna while trying to make enough money from their passions to make ends meet. They're a younger version of the Bennetts from @bunbeeplays' legacy!

Windy Willowonk is a plant sim that found herself re-potted in Ravenwood after her old college roomie agreed to let her crash on the couch! Score! And Toni Hoyt is an aspiring children's book writer with one less couch. Windy is by @shoobysims and Toni is by @trash-llama!

And Svetlana Dalca is the owner of the apartments, she's an old chainsmoking Vampire that loves her baby goat and antique skull collection. Svetlana is from @doctorsimcraft!

Svetlana's Bucket List is very demure, very mindful. She's not like other ex-Mobwife Vampire Landlords. 😌

And I had Kale generate a bucket list and I uh- I may have some concerns.

Time to find my lil sociopath love i guess

✅ Night time Jogged ✅ Weed Garden Planted ✅ Grim Befriended ✅ Baby Be-Fed… ed

Cleo found a fresh cowplant berry while exploring the crypts, which means things are about to get so much worse 😀

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

ohmygod

Hinoki: 𝘒𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦! Kale: Ehh. Hi Mom.

Hinoki: You carry so much bigger than your sister! You know you can jog through your first trimester right darling? Kale: Eugh- What are you doing here?

Hinoki: Well I was looking into some records, and I saw that you moved from Henford! And when you started answering my texts, I immediately knew something was up. So I called in a few favors and tracked you down! Kale: Shi-

Hinoki: And this must be your sperm donor!

Townie Dave: Uh hi- Hinoki: Oh no dear, no need for any of that. Kale: Mom… Hinoki: His eyes are a bit wide set, and 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡- We don't want the child to have prawn eyes. We can always edit the baby in CAS. But a ginger! And that chin! Yes, we can work with this. Kyle bring the bags! Kale: Kyle…?

Hinoki: Now I'm thinking - Pool Birth. Very natural. And we can save some of the water to give out as party favors. Kale: Why is Kyle here? Hinoki: Oh he's my new assistant! Kale: What happened to Billie? Hinoki: Who?

Kyle: I'm great with kids. Townie Dave: Right…

Hinoki insisted on moving into Kale's room to dote on her offspring so Townie Dave got shunted to Milkshake's enclosure.

𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗲: Alright if we're going to be roommates we have to set some ground rules. Rule Number 1 - Don't eat me or I'll reap your plant soul. Whatever that interaction means.

Hinoki: You know your father was a SulSulSimSamSim. Now that was some Fine Breeding. Kale: Good Morning Mother. Hinoki: Good Morning Darling. Townie Dave.

Townie Dave is having a rougher second day on the job. It's hard dealing with a surprise visit from your soon to be mother-in-law who seems to hate you, and learning that death is quite literally always looming over one shoulder.

But he's kind of growing on me tho

Thanks Dad.

Kyle's just excited for some screentime.

Kyle: 𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘸. You really can control any sim with this mod…

Kyle: So you're an Author? Toni: Aspiring. I like writing children's books. Kyle: The only thing I'm good at writing is pick up lines. Like- if we were ghosts, I'd totally be your boo.

Toni: (Laugh) That's awful- do those really work?

Kyle: Depends, did I raise your spirits?

Townie Dave: Thought I'd find you hiding in here. Kale: I don't know if you've noticed, but my mother is sort of - a lot. Townie Dave: Aren't all mothers? Kale: Probably.

Kale: There's something I wanted to tell you. I made it to the last week of the Reaper Rewards. A few more gourmet cooking skill points and I'll be making Ambrosia. Townie Dave: That's amazing! Kale: But I wanted to ask-

Townie Dave: You want me to die. Kale: Only temporarily! To test the recipe. Townie Dave: What if it glitches out and doesn't work properly? Kale: We'll improvise. Townie Dave: So you knew how this was going to go? The whole time?

Kale: Dave, no. It- it was always going to happen somehow. And this might be crazy enough to work. Dave: Fine- but I have some final requests.

Townie Dave: #1 I wanna meet our kid before I go.

Townie Dave: #2 And when I do come back and I will- we go to the courthouse, graveyard, whatever, and we promise each other- whether in Life or Death, we're going to hold on tight and never let go.

Townie Dave: And #3 I never have to sleep down here again. 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘭?

Kale: 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗹.

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

Foreword: So basically I just did a bunch of playing with the Reaper Rewards, and I never wrote down what happened to the most forgotten spare of Gen 6. So here's the official account of whatever happened to Kale Plott- starting from simple gameplay, spiraling downwards, and landing somewhere new.

I started out by giving Kale the cottagecore happy ending they deserved. I was loving the Free Range mod from Lot51, Milkshake the cow is an icon.

Wait for it- Wait for it- BOOM.

There were a lot of watcher blessed townie makeovers in the hopes of finding Kale the perfect love match- but they didn't go for any of them. The closest we every got was the freshly spawned Creature Keeper Eve, (second picture) and even the then the sparks weren't super sparky.

They had a little fling with Kurt Lumberjackson, but ended up ghosting him because the high school years Do YOu wANt To bE mY GiRlFRiEND? Pop ups felt a little too desperate and we don't do that here.

But then - a tragedy most fowl. Even with animal aging off, an EA glitch caused the Grim Reaper to come and reap Milkshake's soul! >:( Kale and I were PISSED.

Kale: You'll be ok Milkshake, everything is going to be ok.

And that's a quick little starter on how this turned from cottagecore casual gameplay to horror story in about 2 minutes flat. With a more deadly cowplant mod, and a plan to lure in ugly townies to feed Milkshake Two, Kale's sociopathic serial killer identity was solidified.

Oh Hot Henford Townie, you should have been smarter.

I gave them a dog named Miss Honey, they decided they hated gardening actually, and I kinda left it there for a while.

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

Yeah I didn't see that one coming either.

Kale needs to grind for satisfaction points to buy a potion of youth (cause I just spent them all on savant right before this like a genius) and they keep rolling the want to make gourmet pet food. Miss Honey is not complaining.

Me: What an iconic quee- GET OUT OF HERE CLEMENT

SHE KNOWS

Kale asked Svetlana to woohoo in the crypt. 🥴 Consider this a test Dave, keep it chill - full autonomy is a bitch. Windy is already sad that Svetlana is flirting with anything with a pulse, this place is a mess.

KEEP IT CHILL DAVE THIS ONE DOESNT END WELL FOR YOU

oh god we might have to kill Dave

Kale: You seem mad. Dave: Really? How could you tell?

Kale: It's a lot to take in- Dave: And all those people? Kale: Cowplant Milk.

Dave: Right. So how does this end?

Kale: Well the house is already maxed with 8 sims, the watcher has the limit at 15 so we could fit you and the baby. We'd just have to be careful going into CAS, but it also might be fun to play you as a ghos-

Dave: Wait- woah, hold on- baby?

Kale: It's not a big deal. Dave: It's a bit of a big deal. This is all a bit of a big deal. Kale: Dave, you're the blandest most unseasoned tray townie I've ever met- I don't even think Milkshake would be interested in eatin- Dave: Yes. Kale: What do you mean?

Dave: 𝙔𝙚𝙨, I'll marry you.

Author's Note: He agreed to adjust his romantic jealousy boundaries, his enamored moodlet overpowered his angry one and also autonomously asked about marriage during this conversation so we're rollin with it baby

After 3 botched attempts cause the gemology skill is ruthless, Cleo made Toni a bracelet to help with her writing skill!

Toni: For me? Really? Cleo: The watcher shoved you into university classes for gameplay, it's the least we can do to help. Toni: That's so nice…

Toni: Wow I really don't know how you lived through that one. Dave: Love? Toni: Nah. Either the watcher's gone soft or she's got different plans for you. Dave: Is that good? Toni: I dunno- you tell me when you find out!

Toni: SO DO YOU THINK ITS GONNA BE TWINS OR OCTUPLETS!? Like evil Cabbagepatch babies or something! Dave: Kale's not evil..? Toni: No they're worse, they're boring. Like you!

Townie Dave, which is just what i think I'll call him now, is happy he gets to live for another day! The Reaper Career had a position open up after the recent death of a clingy vampire obsessed grimtern- so he'll be starting as a Grimbro tomorrow!

Townie Dave had his first day of Active Work as a Grimbro! He did a fantastic job ticking boxes and swinging a scythe and even ordering office supplies!

And it only makes sense that when you've committed to getting married to a serial killer- that you're name is gonna be at the top of Grim's list. Pinned. 📌

But that only makes Townie Dave appreciate the little moments more! What a chill dude.

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

The artists finally grew enough weed to smoke after putting the baby to bed bless them. I don't think I've ever felt as uncool as I did having to read Basemental's instructions on how to do drug.

this is the face of a dog that knows what you did

Trying to catch an Angelfish before the bayou freezes over!

Goodbye clingy Grimtern, we hardly knew ye- and you pissed off the wrong Mobwife Vampire.

Oh and Kale invited over the tray townie they've been seeing for a stayover so we can figure out what his deal is. Good luck Dave.

The more deadly cowplant mod I was using is broken as shit, so Kale agrees to take it out and slow down on the townie murdering a bit.

Townie Dave leveled up to Townie Boyfriend Dave!

It's Winterfest Eve in my game and I don't think applesauce is supposed to be that color Luna.

Happy Winterfest!

Toni: This is fine.

Everyone: //Panicking// Zooted Cleo: Hey can you guys see that guy too?

This is the tarot card Kale pulled in the morning and that's all I'm gonna say for now about that for now. 😳

Oh also - don't forget to leave out Father Winter for your Vampire Landlord!

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

Back in Main Side Plott central it's time for a Bebe to be born!

Kale: oh 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠.

Oh fuck indeed.

Kale: 𝘜𝘩𝘩𝘩. Mom? What's all this?

Hinoki: Happy Birth-Day Baby!

Hinoki decided to go with a tropical theme for the birth, and even threw a big Life and Death™ (of Townie Dave) Kava Party downstairs.

Kale: Like I know what I did to deserve this, but it's still an unnecessarily cruel move by the Watcher.

Kale: Mom- I feel stupid. Hinoki: You don't look stupid baby! Do you know how long it took for me to find a third trimester belly shaped pool floatie?

Kale: Shouldn't we call the doctor or something? Hinoki: Oh baby, why do you think Kyle came along? Kale: 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦.

Kyle: Don't worry Cabbagebro, I'm great with kids! 😀

Townie Dave: Hey - You doing ok? Kale: No. My mom's a psychopath.

Townie Dave: I think she loves you a lot. Kale: I think she's overcompensating for abandoning me for my whole childhood. Townie Dave: You know- that makes sense.

Townie Dave: You ready for this? Kale: Are you?

Kale: 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙈𝙊𝘿𝘿𝘿𝘿𝘿-

It's a boy! And not the son of Satan either! Welcome to the Family Tree 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘁! 🥳🎉

And just like that Hinoki is off to take her warpath somewhere else.

Townie Dave: You're not sticking around? Hinoki: Watcher no Darling! Kale: She hates babies. And toddlers. And children.

Hinoki: Got lots to do. Places to be, busy busy. Kale: Mom- are you scheming? Hinoki: Me? 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳. Besides Cauliflower, we're not to that part of the story yet. ;)

Hinoki: But I'm sure you and the townie- Townie Dave: Uh, Dave. Hinoki: Nono that's okay dear. I'm sure you'll both do just as fabulously without me.

Toni: I guess if I'm ever in Del Sol I'll look you up? Kyle: Bet. And make sure the Watcher lets you live a little. Life isn't just University Homework and grinding for skills. There's also Pop Ups and Random Phone calls and Satisfaction Points. Toni: I do have a couple things on my bucket list…

Kyle: Good luck Toni. You're a lot cooler than you think. Toni: Catch me on the flipside? Kyle: Catch you later. 🧡

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ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

The unemployed Degenerates of the household (basically everyone) are off to the Thinned Festiveil to see what all the fuss is about.

Svetlana is glad they have free snacks this time.

Norvis: This might as well happen. Authors Note: I renamed him Norvis in my game cause of this post by @mosneakers and I couldn't stop laughing at the name Norvis. 😂

Nooo Norvis, you're not supposed to know about that yet!!

Toni started a quest for Alice, the Grimtern got his revenge on Svetlana, Kale upset people just by breathing and Sebastian shit himself. All in all a pretty good outing.

These two getting together was not something I had on my bingo card tbh

They had their first kiss at the Full Moon Revelry festival- which was a little too wild to post on tumblr 😅 How very life and death of them tbh

I've never seen Kale happier :')

I sent Kale on a date with this cute ginger tray townie they *cough* met at the Moonlight Reverly Festival. It was actually kind of cute, he called them to ask them out literally right before I was going to set up the date. And he's a dog lover!

Stargazing is OUT - Overcast Cloudpointing is IN

The date went really well!! He may not end up as cowplant food! It's really rare for Kale to actually like someone else and they instantly clicked which was WILD

I think the goat might be cursed

@trash-llama's Toni finished her first Children's Book!

And the last room in the house is finally finished ❤️

Kale's lab and the upper atrium!

And we said, let them eat cake. 🍰

Question: How do you milk a Cowplant? Answer: Very Carefully.

Oh and Svetlana completed her very short bucket list so hooray! 🥳✅

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And a little over a year later- we came back to play with Kale in Henford for the Reaper Rewards! You can see the reshade has changed to show time has passed ajsdlad

Good to see you again too Milkshake Two. 🖤

I forgot to mention I named all the chickens after their family members. Valerian has a little sweater.

So you contact the spirits of the damned to ask about... fishing? Kale: What? Like it's hard?

Aw heck, I was trying to call over a snack for Milkshake Two, and uh whoops. New Quest: Plant Milkshake 3.

Kale: AHH DAMN LEGACY BEES

Grim comes to visit Henford again.

Kale's plans for Grim almost get derailed by their lovestruck attraction, but don't worry, conflicting WW attraction settings are here to save the day!

A few more tasks checked off and one autonomous visit from their mother later, Kale had finished the event for the week.

Hinoki: I'm sorry sweetie, you're planning on doing what again? Kale: Oh- It's simple. I'm going to kill the Grim Reaper.

Authors Note: After this I completely forgot about the grim event til the Life and Death pack came out- and I did not ever make good on trying to kill Grim. Whoops.

And now, onto the show.

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Day 12 of @windbrook's SLASHED CAS Challenge 💀🔪

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Took a bit of a brain break today and had Hinoki host a Winterfest Party for my Side Plott babies!!

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A beautiful Winter Morning in Oasis Springs.

And a rare Winterfest Morning Family Breakfast!!! With Minimal bickering!

fuck off Chet

Say Picture Wall!! Everyone: eughghh

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Did you remember to leave your citrus swig out for Father Winter this year?

Kale: Pssst. Old man. Are you still giving out Winterfest miracles? Someday… I want to age up.

Father Winter: Yeah, Good luck with that kid.

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Finally it was the night of the game!!!

London: Welcome Andrew Knight Valley High Students to your Spring 2022's Playoffs against the Oasis Springs Canyon Valley Hamsters! I'm your class President London Fogberry.

Gus: And I'm your Co-Host, Class Media Correspondent and Head of the School Newsletter Augstin Knight. London: Wow I legitimately did not know that was your last name Gus. Gus: Neither did I until Watcher checked Tray Importer! Let's Play Some Sport!™

London: It looks like everyone turned out for the game tonight! Over 50 deco sims!

Gus: Even Principal Mei who let me out of Detention today to Commentate this game is here!

London: And the Knights' own Cheer Team are… trying their best! Gus: But they look so good in those @/joliebean uniforms!

Kale: //dying of laughter// Hinoki: Fynn baby does that look like our Poppy to you? Fynn: You know what I think it might be!

Anna: Is this what our Academic Funding Boost is going to...?

Liz: You excited? Dahlia: Nervous.

Dahlia: Beau gave me a rough run down of the rules, and told me to meet him on the field after the game. Liz: Grossssss Dahlia: Shut Upppp