#cw sim spice

[bobnewbie]

ending their first night in the new place on a high note...extra spice under the cut

[theplottdump]

|| NIGHT 4 BONUS SMUT 🤠 ||

I made some bonus NSFW collages for the degenerates in the chat. If you'd like to peek at em I recommend throwing on this song (🎵) and clicking on the pillowfort links below based on your spice/character preference! Thank you for reading!!

💚 Kate and Diego - Sweet 🥵🥵 Maya and Vera - Spicy 🔥🔥🔥 Poppy and Ale - Nasty

[gloomiegalaxie]

Meilani (fae/she) + Orion (they/he)

these cuties were originally my CC models but then i got attached, and now they're OC's and a couple.

[dustbon]

Mr. Feng DID divorce Lily as he promised and Gigi invited him over immediately to- uh talk. As you can see. 

Just FYI, Victor is 20+ years older than Gigs. Ah, another potential red flag. This isn’t the healthiest relationship to ever exist, but our girl is happy and things sort of worked out for both?

[fallstaticexit]

A reimagined story of Princess Cordelia Thebe of the Royal House Thebe

Part 3 of 3 - previous | epilogue

Princess Cordelia: When I was certain I would never lay eyes on another pirate again, fate aligned me with a silly, beautiful clumsy fool. From a young age, I have held a deep passion for music, and this beautiful foreigner could sing like a melodious songbird.

The grace with which his agile fingers strummed the strings of his lute made me wonder whether they could deftly unravel the lace of my slip as well. I’ve never felt so shameless.

[Rodrigo] Buenos dias, Princesa. How are you doing todaaaa- aaaahh! [Rodrigo] groans Damn horse...oh. [Cordelia] Are you alright? Can you hear me? I said are you alright? [Rodrigo] Dios mio... [Rodrigo] I appreciate your generous help. In my country, we honor our debts. Please, how may I assist you, Princesa. [Cordelia] I have something in mind.

Princess Cordelia: Maybe this was my one chance. Perhaps fate was finally on my side.

[Cordelia] Do you believe in love at first sight? [Rodrigo] I do now, princesa.

[Celeste] Captain De Pablo, am I interrupting? [Rodrigo] sneers Bounty hunter... [Celeste] Dead or alive, either way you’re coming with me. [Cordelia] Rodrigo? [Cordelia] Oh god...

Princess Cordelia: A creature that fed on the flesh of man. Eyes as red as sin itself. I should have been afraid. I was afraid. And yet-

[Cordelia] N-no! Don’t come any closer! I-I’ll scream and my guards will come- I’ll- what are you doing? Don’t-

Princess Cordelia: Nothing thrilled me more than the allure of danger.

[Celeste] I believe these belong to you. [Cordelia] T-thank you..

[reunitedinterlude]

lofi phantasy: the album

tracks 17-20 (x)

[ethicaltreatmentofcowplants]

And with a high friendship but only 12 points in romance, Jayla is the lucky sim. She’ll be heading offsite for a date.

The group arrived last night to meet the household’s newest addition: Jon Bon Pony. They won’t be training him as such - merely taking care of him and helping him get accustomed to sims.

In spite of Cassie’s best efforts, I think we’ve now lost Struan. 

As Mister prepares breakfast, we say hi to our new wall feature: eliminated contestants. With Lee having scarpered off before Lilac could capture his likeness, she works on a piece that encapsulates her feelings towards him instead.

After his first night in a new place, Jon Bon Pony is a little scared, but is soon consoled by Struan. Indeed, I’ve yet to see him look at any woman the way he gazes adoringly at that horse. Let’s see if Lilac can sway his attention during their solo date later.

Also I’m sorry that the tv premiere was so awful for you, Jon Bon Pony. But perhaps you're a shade too young for Game of Llamas?

Between Jon Bon Pony, Baarry White and a shirtless Mister, there’s so much going on in this picture. But along with a good dose of calcium, Tiago knows the best way to start a day is through memes.

And oh hey, he’s a CHEERFUL sim now. Good for you, buddy.

Lilac discusses art with Jayla, and for some reason it costs them friendship points?

Someone not waiting for Struan to get his head back in the game is Cassie. She confesses her attraction to Lilac, and they soon make their way to somewhere a little more private, which means: chore montage hour!

Jayla gardens, Tiago fishes, we’re running low on bread so Mister cooks up a few more loaves, while Struan checks in on his child, Jon Bon Pony.

They've wrapped up by now, so it’s time for Struan and a ‘refreshed’ Lilac to head off for their solo date.

As per usual, I have Lilac perform one friendly and one flirty interaction during these, then the rest is up to the pixels.

While Lilac is crushing hard and Struan’s romance bar is not in the red by any means, there’s a lot of goofing around and pranks between these two - and if anything Struan seems more eager to get back home to his four legged child. 

It’s tough balancing romance with being a single parent.

Jayla arrives, and after a tense game of DON’T WAKE THE LLAMA, gains a sentiment from Lilac.

Just when I think that these two are destined for Friendsville, Jayla compliments Lilac’s appearance - and Lilac has never needed much in the way of encouragement…

(Me attempting to be classy and subtle for Tumblr.)

Back home Mister’s cooked a perfectly fine meal, but instead Tiago opts for leftovers - why, dude, why. We thus close out the night with some possessed flirting.

But it seems that Struan was merely conserving his energy for someone else 😏

(rolls)

@bakersimmer @tipsy-clouds @igglemouse @lindyloosims @simsfvr

chestnut ridge lot by @spookcy

[windslar]

[apricote]

first day in del sol valley consisted of thomasin getting a quick start on developing skills, miguel being a housewife, them getting high on their balcony and then boning the evening away!

[matchalovertrait]

Dulce's first time ever went great <3

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[houseofabsurdities]

⛄ Happy Holidays! ⛄ spicy alts under the cut

[bobnewbie]

reward after a long day...

[theplottdump]

ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

ohmygod

Hinoki: 𝘒𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦! Kale: Ehh. Hi Mom.

Hinoki: You carry so much bigger than your sister! You know you can jog through your first trimester right darling? Kale: Eugh- What are you doing here?

Hinoki: Well I was looking into some records, and I saw that you moved from Henford! And when you started answering my texts, I immediately knew something was up. So I called in a few favors and tracked you down! Kale: Shi-

Hinoki: And this must be your sperm donor!

Townie Dave: Uh hi- Hinoki: Oh no dear, no need for any of that. Kale: Mom… Hinoki: His eyes are a bit wide set, and 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡- We don't want the child to have prawn eyes. We can always edit the baby in CAS. But a ginger! And that chin! Yes, we can work with this. Kyle bring the bags! Kale: Kyle…?

Hinoki: Now I'm thinking - Pool Birth. Very natural. And we can save some of the water to give out as party favors. Kale: Why is Kyle here? Hinoki: Oh he's my new assistant! Kale: What happened to Billie? Hinoki: Who?

Kyle: I'm great with kids. Townie Dave: Right…

Hinoki insisted on moving into Kale's room to dote on her offspring so Townie Dave got shunted to Milkshake's enclosure.

𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗲: Alright if we're going to be roommates we have to set some ground rules. Rule Number 1 - Don't eat me or I'll reap your plant soul. Whatever that interaction means.

Hinoki: You know your father was a SulSulSimSamSim. Now that was some Fine Breeding. Kale: Good Morning Mother. Hinoki: Good Morning Darling. Townie Dave.

Townie Dave is having a rougher second day on the job. It's hard dealing with a surprise visit from your soon to be mother-in-law who seems to hate you, and learning that death is quite literally always looming over one shoulder.

But he's kind of growing on me tho

Thanks Dad.

Kyle's just excited for some screentime.

Kyle: 𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘸. You really can control any sim with this mod…

Kyle: So you're an Author? Toni: Aspiring. I like writing children's books. Kyle: The only thing I'm good at writing is pick up lines. Like- if we were ghosts, I'd totally be your boo.

Toni: (Laugh) That's awful- do those really work?

Kyle: Depends, did I raise your spirits?

Townie Dave: Thought I'd find you hiding in here. Kale: I don't know if you've noticed, but my mother is sort of - a lot. Townie Dave: Aren't all mothers? Kale: Probably.

Kale: There's something I wanted to tell you. I made it to the last week of the Reaper Rewards. A few more gourmet cooking skill points and I'll be making Ambrosia. Townie Dave: That's amazing! Kale: But I wanted to ask-

Townie Dave: You want me to die. Kale: Only temporarily! To test the recipe. Townie Dave: What if it glitches out and doesn't work properly? Kale: We'll improvise. Townie Dave: So you knew how this was going to go? The whole time?

Kale: Dave, no. It- it was always going to happen somehow. And this might be crazy enough to work. Dave: Fine- but I have some final requests.

Townie Dave: #1 I wanna meet our kid before I go.

Townie Dave: #2 And when I do come back and I will- we go to the courthouse, graveyard, whatever, and we promise each other- whether in Life or Death, we're going to hold on tight and never let go.

Townie Dave: And #3 I never have to sleep down here again. 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘭?

Kale: 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗹.

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[gloomiegalaxie]

Delilah D (she/her)

my lil succubus gal. this is poorly censored so tumblr doesn't pitch a fit.

[sirianasims]

The Don Diaries

So, who keeps an eye on Matteo when Don is out being a fuccboi? The obvious answer is "the nanny", but not your average sweater vest-wearing elder. Considering his erratic schedule and wanting to give Matteo some stability, Don has decided to hire a nanny to live in the penthouse full-time.

And thus, Dani the Nanny joins the household.

Dani started out strong by immediately developing a massive crush on her new employer. Yeah, this is not gonna become a problem ever.

Anyways, Dani is going to keep an eye on Matteo whenever Don is out whoring or strung out or being a workaholic. She's also in university, working her way through a degree in Communications.

Speaking of whoring, Don has been shaking things up lately by meeting his dealer here.

This allows him to pick up new supplies while enjoying the questionable dancing skills of Dead-Eyed Bethany here.

Sometimes he even treats himself to a private dance, and he has developed a particular fondness for this girl, allegedly named Chantel.

Apparently, Chantel is also fond of Don and gives him special treatment. Some things are free when you're San Myshuno's greatest lover.

Some things are, however, also super illegal, so we quite literally pick up speed and get out while we still can.

But not before we text our main crush, Shayla the Redhead from the romance festival. Smooth, Don.

While Don sleeps off his nightly escapades, Dani is busy being awesome and giving Matteo the attention he deserves.

While Matteo takes a nap, Dani makes use of Don's home gym. Being the live-in nanny for a tech millionaire has its perks.

Don finally wakes up and goes to check out Dani's ass mentor her running.

Matteo also wakes up and joins them, and if it wasn't for the fact that Don is incredibly high on amphetamines right now, this would be rather idyllic.

Dani even gets to meet grandpa Nicolo who randomly stops by, and they hit it off immediately. Matteo is clearly in good hands.

When she goes to bed that night, however, Dani briefly gets stuck under her murphy bed in the spare office where she sleeps and uh... no. We are not going in this direction. We are also not getting anyone's stepsister stuck in the dryer, I don't even understand how these things are supposed to happen.

[orbitsuns]

honeymoon activities..