#cw sim spice

[bobnewbie]

ending their first night in the new place on a high note...extra spice under the cut

[theplottdump]

ＳＩＤＥ ＰＬＯＴＴ - Ｇ Ａ Ｍ ＥＰＬＡＹ ＳＰＡ Ｍ - 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙿𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝? -

ohmygod

Hinoki: 𝘒𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦! Kale: Ehh. Hi Mom.

Hinoki: You carry so much bigger than your sister! You know you can jog through your first trimester right darling? Kale: Eugh- What are you doing here?

Hinoki: Well I was looking into some records, and I saw that you moved from Henford! And when you started answering my texts, I immediately knew something was up. So I called in a few favors and tracked you down! Kale: Shi-

Hinoki: And this must be your sperm donor!

Townie Dave: Uh hi- Hinoki: Oh no dear, no need for any of that. Kale: Mom… Hinoki: His eyes are a bit wide set, and 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡- We don't want the child to have prawn eyes. We can always edit the baby in CAS. But a ginger! And that chin! Yes, we can work with this. Kyle bring the bags! Kale: Kyle…?

Hinoki: Now I'm thinking - Pool Birth. Very natural. And we can save some of the water to give out as party favors. Kale: Why is Kyle here? Hinoki: Oh he's my new assistant! Kale: What happened to Billie? Hinoki: Who?

Kyle: I'm great with kids. Townie Dave: Right…

Hinoki insisted on moving into Kale's room to dote on her offspring so Townie Dave got shunted to Milkshake's enclosure.

𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗲: Alright if we're going to be roommates we have to set some ground rules. Rule Number 1 - Don't eat me or I'll reap your plant soul. Whatever that interaction means.

Hinoki: You know your father was a SulSulSimSamSim. Now that was some Fine Breeding. Kale: Good Morning Mother. Hinoki: Good Morning Darling. Townie Dave.

Townie Dave is having a rougher second day on the job. It's hard dealing with a surprise visit from your soon to be mother-in-law who seems to hate you, and learning that death is quite literally always looming over one shoulder.

But he's kind of growing on me tho

Thanks Dad.

Kyle's just excited for some screentime.

Kyle: 𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘸. You really can control any sim with this mod…

Kyle: So you're an Author? Toni: Aspiring. I like writing children's books. Kyle: The only thing I'm good at writing is pick up lines. Like- if we were ghosts, I'd totally be your boo.

Toni: (Laugh) That's awful- do those really work?

Kyle: Depends, did I raise your spirits?

Townie Dave: Thought I'd find you hiding in here. Kale: I don't know if you've noticed, but my mother is sort of - a lot. Townie Dave: Aren't all mothers? Kale: Probably.

Kale: There's something I wanted to tell you. I made it to the last week of the Reaper Rewards. A few more gourmet cooking skill points and I'll be making Ambrosia. Townie Dave: That's amazing! Kale: But I wanted to ask-

Townie Dave: You want me to die. Kale: Only temporarily! To test the recipe. Townie Dave: What if it glitches out and doesn't work properly? Kale: We'll improvise. Townie Dave: So you knew how this was going to go? The whole time?

Kale: Dave, no. It- it was always going to happen somehow. And this might be crazy enough to work. Dave: Fine- but I have some final requests.

Townie Dave: #1 I wanna meet our kid before I go.

Townie Dave: #2 And when I do come back and I will- we go to the courthouse, graveyard, whatever, and we promise each other- whether in Life or Death, we're going to hold on tight and never let go.

Townie Dave: And #3 I never have to sleep down here again. 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘭?

Kale: 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗹.

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[gloomiegalaxie]

Meilani (fae/she) + Orion (they/he)

these cuties were originally my CC models but then i got attached, and now they're OC's and a couple.

[dustbon]

Mr. Feng DID divorce Lily as he promised and Gigi invited him over immediately to- uh talk. As you can see. 

Just FYI, Victor is 20+ years older than Gigs. Ah, another potential red flag. This isn’t the healthiest relationship to ever exist, but our girl is happy and things sort of worked out for both?

[reunitedinterlude]

lofi phantasy: the album

tracks 17-20 (x)

[windslar]

[apricote]

first day in del sol valley consisted of thomasin getting a quick start on developing skills, miguel being a housewife, them getting high on their balcony and then boning the evening away!

[matchalovertrait]

Dulce's first time ever went great <3

[sirianasims]

The Don Diaries

So, who keeps an eye on Matteo when Don is out being a fuccboi? The obvious answer is "the nanny", but not your average sweater vest-wearing elder. Considering his erratic schedule and wanting to give Matteo some stability, Don has decided to hire a nanny to live in the penthouse full-time.

And thus, Dani the Nanny joins the household.

Dani started out strong by immediately developing a massive crush on her new employer. Yeah, this is not gonna become a problem ever.

Anyways, Dani is going to keep an eye on Matteo whenever Don is out whoring or strung out or being a workaholic. She's also in university, working her way through a degree in Communications.

Speaking of whoring, Don has been shaking things up lately by meeting his dealer here.

This allows him to pick up new supplies while enjoying the questionable dancing skills of Dead-Eyed Bethany here.

Sometimes he even treats himself to a private dance, and he has developed a particular fondness for this girl, allegedly named Chantel.

Apparently, Chantel is also fond of Don and gives him special treatment. Some things are free when you're San Myshuno's greatest lover.

Some things are, however, also super illegal, so we quite literally pick up speed and get out while we still can.

But not before we text our main crush, Shayla the Redhead from the romance festival. Smooth, Don.

While Don sleeps off his nightly escapades, Dani is busy being awesome and giving Matteo the attention he deserves.

While Matteo takes a nap, Dani makes use of Don's home gym. Being the live-in nanny for a tech millionaire has its perks.

Don finally wakes up and goes to check out Dani's ass mentor her running.

Matteo also wakes up and joins them, and if it wasn't for the fact that Don is incredibly high on amphetamines right now, this would be rather idyllic.

Dani even gets to meet grandpa Nicolo who randomly stops by, and they hit it off immediately. Matteo is clearly in good hands.

When she goes to bed that night, however, Dani briefly gets stuck under her murphy bed in the spare office where she sleeps and uh... no. We are not going in this direction. We are also not getting anyone's stepsister stuck in the dryer, I don't even understand how these things are supposed to happen.

[orbitsuns]

honeymoon activities..

[bastardtrait]

mild sim spice

im eating my hands tbh

i think this came with a newer iteration of ww or perhaps the patreon version which i got off a random somewhat sketchy russian website.

regardless i have just one thing to say: RRRRRR RRRRR ARF ARF ARF RRR RRRR BARK BARK BARK RRR RRRRR ARGFH ARGH. thank you

[bobnewbie]

reward after a long day...

[theplottdump]

Poppy had collided with Orange Bailey-Moon two months after the Starlight Casino Job- in the checkout line of an overpriced Organic Grocery Store.

He was behind her in line, thinking something rather rude yet complimentary about her ass at the time- while she bartered with the cashier. Seemed her mother had finally noticed she’d been skimming off her credit card.

One meet cute, a paid for basket full of what could be called a very loose definition of groceries, and several interjections that she would be paying him back later- he had added his number to her phone, and they had become acquainted.

A few weeks later and they’d become close. Well as close as two very busy, extremely vapid, and fairly horny children of celebrities could be.

It was funny really. They complimented each other scarily well, like when two mirrored halves create an infinite trick of light.

It would have been easy to become distracted by how well they got along, but neither ever stayed around long enough to grow too attached.

Plus if Hinoki ever found out she was right about something, Poppy wasn’t sure she could stop her from sneaking into her apartment and poking holes in all her condoms.

It was very important that this arrangement stayed perfectly as it was. No strings, exactly how she liked it.

Fucking a moderately successful B-list Simstube Streamer was one thing, but actually dating one was completely out of the question. That kind of exposure didn’t exactly put the covert in covert operative.

But that didn't mean she couldn't have her fun while it lasted- which usually happened to be somewhere between 20 to 30 minutes.

Nice and Simple. Right?

[gloomiegalaxie]

Delilah D (she/her)

my lil succubus gal. this is poorly censored so tumblr doesn't pitch a fit.

[honeyjars-sims]

3.6 Hurting from the Heat

The morning light was shining through the window. Johnny hesitantly opened his eyes, not yet willing to greet the day. The previous night of partying left him with a pounding headache. Next to him Carina was also beginning to stir awake.

Johnny knew how this would go: She would start getting dressed and he would try to tempt her back in bed with him. She'd decline in her dismissive way that always left him feeling like a hungry dog begging for scraps at the table. She’d offer him something from the bootleg pharmacy in her purse as some sort of consolation prize and she’d be on her way.

He could avoid the whole song and dance if he’d just keep his mouth shut and let her go, but he kept trying on the off chance that his pleas would actually move her this time. Next to him Carina was already making her way off the bed. “Are you leaving?” He asked, as if the answer wasn’t obvious.

“Yeah, I have my class, remember?” She stood up and started gathering her clothes that had been thrown haphazardly on the floor the night before.

“Oh yeah. That’s not for another hour, though. Can’t you stay a little longer?” Johnny patted the now empty spot where she’d been lying, still warm from the heat of her body. Before long it would be cold once again.

“Johnny, you know what this is.” Carina sighed as she pulled her shirt over her head. “I told you from the jump I’m not into relationships.”

Johnny rolled his eyes. “When did I ask you for one? I just want to cuddle for a bit.”

“You say that, but I know your type. First it will be cuddling, then spending weekends together and before I know it, you'll be introducing me as your girlfriend and talking about our future. No fucking thanks.”

Carina must have realized how harsh she sounded because she sat herself on the edge of the bed and laid her hand on top of Johnny’s. “Look, you’re a nice guy and I’m having fun with you, but I can’t give you more than this."

“I know that.” Johnny replied quietly. He didn't want anything more, at least not with her. Truth be told, he wasn't even sure if he liked her. He was just tired of being alone.

"You should get up and go do something. Y'know, seize the fucking day or whatever." Carina rummaged through her tote bag and pulled out a small baggie of white powder which she held towards him. “Here, this'll wake you up.”

He knew he should decline but the sadness was creeping in and he figured he could use a distraction. “Okay, but just a little. I have an appointment later.” Getting high before therapy probably wasn't his smartest move, but that would have to be a problem for future Johnny.

Carina began gathering her things. "Well, I'll see you around. Oh and Johnny? You should really think about getting a girlfriend." Johnny sighed and began getting ready for his appointment.

By the time he was ready to leave, he was pretty amped up. He tried to leave the house without catching the attention of his parents and almost made it to the front door when he heard David call his name.

“Hey Johnny, please remind your girlfriend that we don’t smoke in the house.”

“She’s not my girlfriend,” Johnny replied. He could feel his heart pounding in his chest and reminded himself to relax before David caught wind of what he’d been up to.

“Well, whoever she is, she needs to stop smoking indoors if she wants to come back.”

“Okay, I’ll tell her. But I did tell her already. Really! I didn’t know she was still doing it or I would’ve said something to her.” Johnny was talking too much and too fast. He could tell by the way David's eyes narrowed that his dad was on to him. “She doesn’t really listen to me, though, and I don’t think she really wants to come back anyway, but if she does I’ll let her know.”

“You’re on something.”

“No, I just had too much coffee.” He knew his lie wasn’t convincing but he had to say something.

“You’re sweating and you look like you’re about to jump out of your skin. I’m not stupid, Johnny.”

“Fine, think what you want. I’m going to be late.” Johnny began heading to the door, reaching for his keys on the entry table on the way. David grabbed them first.

“Are you out of your mind? You’re not driving high. I’ll take you.” Johnny didn't protest.

“This ends today,” David continued, and Johnny knew he meant it. “Your little friend can’t come over anymore. If I see her in my house again, you’re out. If you bring drugs into the house again, you’re out. If you don’t get a job by the end of the month, you’re out.”

“Okay, I get it.” He agreed to the terms as though he had a choice and started to walk to the door.

“Johnny, wait.”

Johnny didn’t hide his agitation. “What now?” He threw his hands up in the air, preparing for another tirade about what a selfish and irresponsible son he was. Instead David’s face softened as he placed a hand on Johnny’s shoulder.

“I was just going to say that I love you, no matter what. And I’m going to do everything I can to help you, even if it makes you hate me for a little while.”

His dad's eyes, filled with anger a few moments ago were now brimming with tears. Johnny was ashamed that things had come to this. He hated that he was hurting his dads after everything they’d done for him. “I don’t hate you, Dad,” he said softly. “I love you, and I’m sorry."

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[kirsicca]

Once again good way to end another day in paradise! 🌠

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