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[kalekare]

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[layanomaly]

a skincare queen for that

"that level flawless should be illegal"

every other long lived supernatural being: i have to avoid cameras and anything else that could make it hard for me to disappear and start a new life when people inevitably notice that i don't age

jen kale: what's up youtube let's talk about magic crystals

[mr-ys-phantasma]

🌙 Moon Phases 🌙

Agatha Harkness X Fem!Reader

Chapter 1. - Chapter 2. - Chapter 3. Chapter 4. - Chapter 5. - Chapter 6. Chapter 7. - Chapter 8. - Chapter 9. Chapter 10. - Chapter 11

Word count: 1310

Chapter 11:

Jen grabbed the boy and brought him to her side, instructing him on how to swirl. You were not sure why, but you speculated she was too anxious to focus on it, and you did not blame her.

For a first trial, this was intense, and you did not wish to think of what would come next.

"Eeryone, pull a strand of hair outta your head now." Jen suddenly instructed, and you all obeyed, with Alice even taking a strand from Sharon's head. "A single hair only. Everybody, hurry up."

You all threw the single piece of hair into the swirling boiling water, except for Agatha. As she was ready to do that, she froze and stared at something that you could not see.

It was her time to face her nightmare.

You were not sure what it was, but the fear crawling on her face was not something that you liked. Her illusion was small, but it was enough to send her to the floor with a loud gasp, eyes wide staring at nothing as tears were fighting to escape.

You glanced at the clock, seeing the time being way less than before and you acted on impulse. You stood behind Agatha and after you muttered an apology, you pulled a piece of her hair.

"Ouch!" She exclaimed and looked at you with a hurt expression, but you figured it was mostly shock from your actions.

"Sorry" you said and tossed the hair into the water.

The other witches tried to ask Agatha what she saw, but she refused to answer, turning the focus back on the potion.

Yet you could not help but steal glances at her; seeing her how hard she was fighting to keep her composure in front of the others.

Whatever she has faced has shaken her to the core, and you knew only one thing could truly do that...

Her son

You never learnt what happened to him, and she always refused to tell you, going as far as to raise her tone when you tried to push the topic.

So, you let it go and simply waited, hoped, for the day she would open up to you. You had met that boy when he was very young, and while you never had the chance to bond with him properly, you were always wondering what happened to him.

For the day it all went downhill, that boy took with him the bigger part of Agatha's heart and light.

"We need to clasp hands..." Jen instructed, your focus on her again. "...and clear your minds. Once our intentions are aligned, it will glow bright cerulean."

Alice glanced around her. "Yeah. What're our intentions again?"

"To not die."

And so you did that, pouring all your intentions of surviving the first trial.

You dared to open one eye and once again was disappointed to find that your effort did not work with the first time.

Why? Because the colour of the potion should be blue, and this was clearly a shade of green.

"I must have forgot something." Jen exclaimed as panic started to rise within her.

Teen dared to glance at the clock. "One minute left."

You felt your heart beating faster and you looked at the worried potions witch. "What did you forget?" You asked, hands placed firmly against the marble surface.

Jen, feeling the weight of the situation, took a step back. "I don't know! I've never made this potion before! I make retinol serums, for Christ's sake!"

"Fifty seconds."

You glanced at the boy. "Shouting the time is not really helping here!" You snapped back, realizing that if Jen suddenly got cold feet; you were all dead.

Surpringly, it was Agatha who took the initiative. She grabbed the witch from her upper arms and stared dead into her dark eyes.

"I have always hated you... but I left you alone because what you were doing was important. Not this Kale Kare crap, the real work. You can be that witch again. They can take your power, Jen, but they can't take your knowledge."

Silence enveloped the room, everyone looking at Jen for the missing ingredient; feeling bout to pass out from the worry and the stress they were all experiencing.

"Blood. We need the blood of the unpoisoned."

It was Alice who gathered the courage and checked the clock. "Thirty seconds."

Agatha did not hesitate to grab a huge kitchen knife. With her free hand, she grabbed the boy's wrist and, with the other, cut a deep enough slash. "Thanks for being underage."

The move shocked everyone, but Agatha paid no mind as she guided the boy's hand over the boiling water, letting the droplets of blood fall in.

A sigh of relief left your lips when it turned blue and you wasted no time dunking your glasses into the water before hastily drinking the antidote; just as you were in the last ten seconds of the countdown.

However, the timer did not stop after you drank the antidote and it took you all a few precious seconds to be reminded that Sharon had not taken it since she laid unconscious on the couch.

By the last second, you managed to empty the cup into her lips, and by the faint movement of her limps; it was evident that she was also alive.

A clicking sound startled you all before it was noticed that the oven door had opened on its own.

You were the first to walk toward it, perhaps the bravest, and you were surprised to see some never-ending slide leading Gods knew where.

"I think this is our exit," you said as the others gathered around you.

"I am not climbing in an oven" Lilia argued. "That happened to a friend of mine, she had a lovely house, and she ended up..."

Her storytelling was cut short as the windows broke, and saltwater started to fill the house at a terrifying pace.

You stared at it with wide eyes as the dark blue waters were coming your way. You were a good swimmer and you always found something nice at the salty smell of a sea breeze but even this was out of your league.

Lilia moved first, now longer hesitating to enter the oven and slide down; followed by Jen.

You waited for Agatha to join y before she could, Teen and Alice reminded you that Sharon was still left behind.

"We don't know what happens if we leave her behind." Alice argued.

You knew she was right, and honestly, Sharon should not die like that; not when it was never her fault for ending up on the Road.

You turned to Agatha. "Go, I will go help them"

Surpringly, your lover did not agree as she once again grabbed your wrist. "No, you go down that oven"

Yet you stubbornly stared her in the eye, not moving an inch. "No, you are, or you are helping me with Mrs. Davis"

Agatha wanted to argue, to grab you by the back of your neck and shove you down that slide. She wished to scold you to for suddenly being both selfless and annoyingly stubborn.

In the end, she gave up.

"Fine!" She spat, and you both joined to help carry the unconscious human towards the oven.

By now, the floors had flooded, and the water was rising fast; making your fear it would block your way to the oven and your only exit if you were late.

Thankfully, you all managed to push her down the slide and followed suit. This time, it was Alice who stayed behind.

She watched you go after Agatha, and as she sat by the edge, she grabbed the oven door and closed it behind her before letting gravity and water pull her down the unknown slide.

Chapter 12

[lilia-calderus-pet-goat]

Random thought: Jen was a midwife, yes? And her and Agatha have a history of mutual dislike—but Agatha respected her for her craft so much as to spare her.

How devastating would it be if, maybe, just maybe, Jen had been the one to deliver Nicky? (I assume based on the canon that they technically didn't know each other yet, but just bare with me for a second. Both of them, if I'm not mistaken, are from Massachusetts—Salem and Boston respectively, so they probably met pretty early on regardless.)

Imagine Jen meeting Agatha just as that—a mother in labour, in need of help—and helping her so, healing her, and handing her newborn son to her, to hold for the first time. She didn't much like the woman—not only because she was obnoxious—but also because she would have heard tales of the witch-killer who murdered her own coven after breaking their rules. But at that moment, none of that mattered. She had a Hippocratic oath to keep. And since Jen didn't know Rio at all, she would have assumed that Agatha was alone in all of this.

Then one day she hears of the witch-killer again—learns that she “sacrificed her son for the darkhold... ” And that she “goes after the undeserving,“ stealing magic from witches with her terrible syphon power.

And so she runs into her again, and again, each time convinced it'd be the last—because Jen would never stop provoking her for sacrificing her baby boy. The 'one thing in her life that made her redeemable.' But Agatha spares her. She leaves her alone, because “what you were doing was important. Not this Kale Kare crap, your real job.”

And how many more layers does that line gain, if Jen delivered Nick? And how nicely does it tie in with her being the one to warn Billy about how “Agatha sacrificed her son for the Darkhold.”

[ktb90s]

Jennifer Kale, Founder of Kale Kare, the High Priestess, Potions Witch, True Survivor of the Witches' Road

Sasheer, you did great. Hope we see you again in the MCU

[agentem]

I keep going back and forth on whether or not Agatha really did walk the Witches' Road before. After the first trial I was like, she definitely doesn't know what she's doing. But then I started to hedge a bit.

I have been rewatching some press tour interviews (don't judge me). It has leapt out at me that Jac Schaeffer repeatedly refers to Agatha as a "con artist". That made me go back to thinking she didn't walk the road.

But it also makes me think of Jen, and how dismissive Agatha is of her Kale Kare products. I wonder if had a snakeoil era. Maybe she tricked people into giving her their power? There's definitely more cons to come, I think.

[ragnarockz]

[royalarmyofoz]

is there a kathryn and sasheer moment in that agatha all along making of? like of them in the kale kare store scene

[sapphoshands]

Trick or Treat for Agatha All along!

so, the story that became Lulled in these flowers with dances and delight was originally supposed to be much longer and start during ep 1, and it was going to be a lot more about all the ways agatha felt like her body was no longer hers after she got out under three years of wanda's spell. i was struggling with the transitions and with trying not to retell the whole series, so i decided to cut right to the meat of it, so to speak, and just tell the rio-specific part. i might go back and do a bit more about the rest of it, or i might not, but this is how it was meant to begin:

Agatha runs her tongue over the back of her teeth, grimacing.  Despite the cloying miasma of scents in the Kale Kare shop - and isn’t that just too, too kute - she swears she can still taste the ghost of bad cop coffee.  Maybe it’s just Jen putting a bad taste in her mouth, but Agatha doesn’t think so.

[cdyssey]

Agatha All Along (1.03) Reactions:

Teen: “I’m 100% positive they’re asleep.” Okay, I’ve been spoiled and I know he’s Billy Maximoff, and oh my godddddd!!!!! Asleeeeep, not dead!!!!!!!!

I wonder if we’ll see a flashback to Agatha’s first time on the Road before the show’s over.…

Whatever Kathryn Hahn is doing with her hand movements is A+++. It's so elegant and involved, like she’s constantly casting a spell.

“No, this came from Talbots—you can’t have it!” I would dieeeee for Mrs. Davis/Hart.

YES, YES, YES, I’M OBSESSED WITH THE TROPE OF ROOMS/SPACES THAT ARE PSYCHOLOGICALLY PRIMED FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON!!!! This one seems to be Jen’s.

their bougie fits are sooooooooooo good.

Jen: “Did you know she traded her own child for the Book of the Damned?” […] “They say no one knows what happened to him. They say he might be dead. Others say he might be a demon or an agent of Mephisto.” [...] “I doubt she’d even recognize her own son if he showed up at her doorstep.” YEAH, BABY!!!!!! fully don't believe this is how it happened, BUT that this is what others know of Agatha is so good.

her mythology is far reaching and infamous and easily digestible because Agatha leans into it. but when is the last time someone knew the real Agatha? who is she beneath all her many performances, layers, and masks? it's not that she's been a saint the whole time—because she most certainly isn't. she's categorically been selfish, vain, and evil, BUT what coexists along with those epithets? What keeps Agatha from being a cartoonish, one-dimensional villain?

Surely, part of it has to be grief. And as Wandavision taught us, what is grief if not love persevering?

love Alice and Teen bonding. ;w; 

Agatha laying on the back of the couch like that. Gay gay homosexual gay 🏳️‍🌈

Ughhhshsh, and I don’t like that mrs. hart has technically drunk TWO fucking glasses of poison. 

“I’m gonna shove it down your gullet, so help me.” JAKLIOAJIOJSO

“On the upholstery?!” AIOJIOJDIOJAIJIJWJS, this is the funniest fucking show

YES, AGATHA REFUSING TO LET TEEN DRINK THE POISON. FUCK YEAH. I LOVE WHEN EVIL WOMEN HAVE A SOFT SPOT. God, and you just know she suspects that he’s her son.

“Ugh, it’s so cheap.” I love her so fucking much

FUCK, MRS. HART HALLUCINATING WANDA CHOKING HER HUSBAND UAHBFHHSH!!!!!!!

I love that we’re getting insight into the coven’s fears as well—it would have been so easy to just sort of let their interior lives fall by the wayside, but AAA is, like, NO, you will see this women!!! You will know them!!!!

THE PRIEST TRYING TO DROWN JEN GODDAMN

Also, it was such a good writing choice to have Agatha delay her portion because now we KNOW to expect her to be suddenly crippled by her fear, and when it hits, it’s going to hit HARD.

Agatha being gentle with Lilia after seeing her hallucination reaction. ;w;

Loved that agatha/lilia called jen’s bluff about her products haha. also that Jen's whole thing is a parody of GOOP, which is even funnier bc of Gwyneth being in the MCU. JSKJKSLJLD.

While I was in the middle of a traumatic hallucination? No, Agatha, I did not.” JISJAIOJOISJOA, I love that jen and agatha are always at each other’s throats. Hot, actually

AGATHA HEARING A BABY CRYING GODDAMN. THE HORROR AND DEVASTATION ON KATHRYN HAHN’S FACE AS SHE LIFTS BACK THE BLANKET. AUHGHHHSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HER DOING THIS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE COVEN UAHQHUHUSJ!!!!!!

And what I love most is that compared to the rest of the coven’s hallucinations, agatha’s is relatively tame, BUT we know from Jen—(even if we don’t know the full story)—that agatha has already lived through her worst fear, and that she continues to live through it every fucking day

GET MRS. HART’S HAIR GODDAMMIT. I HATE YOU ALL JSIOJAOIJIOSJOI

“It’s green, Teen.” JSKSIOJIOAJOIS

So the priest stole Jen's magic...

“I have always hated you. But I left you alone because what you were doing was important. Not this Kale Kare crap, the real work… They can take your power, Jen, but they can’t take your knowledge.”  YES YES YES YES YES YES Y SY YES!! Agatha speaks to Jen's greatest insecurity. ;w;

NOW THEY REMEMBER MRS. HART

Agatha being so fucking selfish that she won’t let alice go first into the oven is a+++ jSKLIOJOA. like, I think in order for aaa to work, Agatha has to always be a little bit evil. at all times.

GODDAMMIT, MRS. DAVIS

“Who’s Sharon?” IOIOIJOIOOIAJOIJAIOJIOSJOIAJOIAJOIJSIOJAOIJIOAJOIJAOIJIOSJA

SHE'S SO UNSERIOUS

[kalekare]

homemade chemical peel recipe?

Why make one at home when you can buy one for half price at Kale Kare Online? 💋🔥

[sad-eyed-lady-of-the-low-lands]

“Kale Kare” oh god that’s so funny

[fortunetellersdilettante]

এই মেয়েরা কেন এমন ভাবছে, আমি তাদের বয়ফ্রেন্ডকে চুদতে চাই? কথাটা যেমন হয়, তেমনি সত্যি নয় ওদের বয়ফ্রেন্ডরা পছন্দ করে, আমাকে চুদতে চায় যেমন, ওহ মাই গড আমি জানি আমি গরম এবং সব, কিন্তু মত এটা খুব ভুল, জানেন? যেমন, আমি নই, আমি নই

[হুক] আই অ্যাম নট ফাক ইয়া ম্যান সবাই জানে তিন��� আমার এক নম্বর ভক্ত আমি সেখানে গিয়েছিলাম, যে করেছি, দুশ্চরিত্রা এবং তুমি পাগল হতে চাও, কুত্তা? আমি তো কোনও অভিশাপ দিই না

[আয়াত ১] এভাবেই হয়, তুমি এভাবে আমি করি না এই সব বাজে কথা বলা, কিন্তু আপনি জানেন যে আপনি সত্যিই তা করবেন না আমি যখন ঘটনাস্থলের আশেপাশে আসি তখন নিরাপত্তাহীনতা বোধ করি টিলা গুদে ঢুকিয়ে দাও, তাই গরম লাগছে এমন ভাবে ফেলে দেই ওপার থেকে আমাকে কোণে দাঁড়িয়ে থাকতে দেখছি কারণ আপনি জানেন যে ইয়া বুস আমাকে সরাসরি আঘাত করতে পছন্দ করে বিরল আমার চুল ধরে টানতে টানতে ভিতরে ঢুকে গেল নুট��ন ঘৃণা করুন বা ভালোবাসুন, আন্ডারডগ ঠিক সেখানেই আছে

ai meyera ken emon bhabche, ami tader boyfriendke chudate chai? kathata yeman hoy, temni satyi noy oder bayfrendra pachhand kare, amake chudate chai yemen, oh mai god aami jaani aami garam ebong sab, kintu mat eta khub bhul, janen? yemen, ami noi, ami noi

[hook] i am not fuck yeah man sabai jaane tini amar ek number bhakta aami sekhane giacilam, ye korechi, dushcharitra ebong tumi pagal hate chao, kutta? ami to kono abhishap de na

[ayat a] evabei hoy, tumi evabe aami curry na ai sab baaje katha bala, kintu aapni janen ye aapni satyiyi ta karben na aami jakhan ghatanasthaler ashepashey asi takhan niraapattahinta bodh curry tila gude dhukie dao, tai garam lagache emon bhabe phele dei oper theke amake kone dandie thakate dekhchi karan aapni janen ye ya bus amake sarasari aghat karte pachhand kare biral amar chul dhare tante tante bhitare dhuke gael nutin ghrina karun ba bhalobasun, underdog thick sekhanei ache

Ни өсөн был ҡыҙҙар шулай уйлай, мин уларҙың егеттәрен туҡмап алырға теләйем? Улай, дөрөҫ түгел Уларҙың егеттәре оҡшай, мине туҡмап алырға теләй Минең аллам кеүек. Мин үҙемдең эҫе икәнемде беләм һәм барыһы ла шулай, әммә оҡшай Был шул тиклем дөрөҫ түгел, беләһегеҙме? Шулай итеп, мин юҡ, юҡ

[Хук] Я человек һынап ҡарамайым Бө��әһе лә белә, ул минең беренсе көйәрмәнем Мин унда эшләнем, шулай эшләнем дә, ҡысҡырҙым да, ҡысҡырҙым да Мыжғып торорға теләйһеңме? Мин мыҫҡыл итмәйем

[1-се шиғыр] Шулай эшләй, һин шулай эшләмәйем Талкиндың бөтә был бутҡаһы, әммә һеҙ ысынлап та быны эшләмәйәсәгеҙҙе беләһегеҙ Урындан әйләнеп ҡайтҡанда үҙемде ышанысһыҙ тоям Тила уны ҡыҫыры��лап ала, шуға эҫе кеүек ташлайым Мин һине мөйөштәге гриллинда күрәм мине шунан "Сөнки һеҙ беләһегеҙме я бус миңә тура һирәк һуғырға ярата Сәстәремде тартып торғанда нуттин эстән өҫкә Нәфрәт итегеҙ йәки ярат, кәмһетелгәндәр шунда уҡ

Zergatik pentsatzen dute neska hauek: 'Bere mutil-lagunekin foilatu nahi dut'? Hori da, beraz, ez da egia Bere mutil-lagunek, nola, harrapatu egin nahi naute Nola, oi ene Jainkoa Badakit bero nagodala eta dena, baina nola Hori oso gaizki, ¿sabes? Beraz, ez naizenez, ez naiz

[Gancho] Ez naiz zu harrapatzen saiatzen ari, gizona Mundu guztiak daki nire zalea dela Han izan nintzen, hori egin nuen, txakurra eta Haserretu nahi al duzu, txakur hori? Bost axola niri

[1. verso] Horrela egiten du, zuk ez dut egiten Kaka guzti hau hitz egiten, baina badakizu ez duzula egingo Segurtasunik eza sentitzen dut bertara iristen naizenean Tilak berekin eramaten du, beraz, bero balego bezala erortzen uzten dut Kale kantoian ikusten zaitut, handik galdeka Izan ere, badakizu oihuei zuzenean arraroak ematea gustatzen zaiela Barrutik erotzen, berak nire iletik tira egiten duen bitartean Gorrotoa edo ames, desbalidoa hor

ई लड़िका काहे अइसन सोचत बाड़ी, हम इनकर बॉयफ्रेंड के बकवास करे के चाहत बानी। उ अइसन बा, त साँच नइखे । उनकर बॉयफ्रेंड जइसन, हमरा के बकवास करे के चाहत बा । जइसे, अरे माई गॉड । हम जानत बानी कि हम गरम आ सब बानी, बाकिर जइसे उ तनी गलत बा, जानत बानी? त जइसे, हम नइखीं, हम नइखीं ।

[हुक] हम नइखी ट्रायना बकवास या आदमी । सब केहू जानत बा उ हमार नंबर वन फैन । हम कइनी रहलीं, उहे कइलीं, कुतिया आ पागल होखे के चाहत बाड़S कुतिया? हम कवनो धिक्कार नइखी देत।

[श्लोक 1] एही से होत बा, तू अइसन हम नइखी करत। बात करीं' ई सब बकवास, बाकिर तहरा मालूम बा कि तू सचहूँ ना करब। घटनास्थल के आसपास अइला पर असुरक्षित महसूस हो रहल बा । टीला के कुचल मिल जाला, एह से हम अइसन गिरा देत बानी जइसे गरमी होखे । हम तहरा के कोना में देखत बानी ग्रिलिन' हमरा के ओहिजा से । 'काहे कि तहरा मालूम बा या बूस हमरा के सोझा मारल पसंद करेला दुर्लभ । नटिन' अंदर से ऊपर जबकि उ हमार बाल खींचत रहे । नफरत बा प्रेम करीं, अंडरडॉग के ठीक ओहिजा बा ।

बे सिख्लाफ्रा मानो बेबादि सानो, आं बिसोरनि बयफ्रेन्डखौ फेदेरनो लुबैदों? बेयो ओरैबादि, बेनिखायनो सैथो नङा। बिसोरनि बयफ्रेन्डफ्रा आंखौ फेदेरनो लुबैयो। जेरै, अ' आंनि इसोर। आं मिथिगौ आं गुदुं आरो गासिबो, नाथाय मोजां मोनो। बेयो जोबोद गोरोन्थि, नोंथाङा मिथिगौ? जेरै, आं नङा, आं नङा

[हुक] आं ट्रायना फक नङा नोंसोर मानसि। बयबो मिथिगौ बियो आंनि नम्बर 1 फेन। आं बैयाव थाबाय, बेबादि खालामबाय, बिसि आरो नोंथाङा फाग्ला जानो लुबैदों, बिसि? आं जेबो बाथ्रा होआ।

[खन्थाइ 1] बेयो बेबादिनो खालामो, नोंथाङा आं माबोरै खालामा। बेफोर गासैबो गाज्रि बाथ्राखौ रायज्लाय, नाथाय नोंथाङा मिथिगौ नोंथाङा थारैनो खालामनाय नङा। जेब्ला आं जायगानि सोरगिदिं फैयो अब्ला रैखाथि गैयै मोन्दांथि मोनो। टिलाया बेखौ क्रंक खालामो, बेनिखायनो आं बेखौ गुदुं बायदि गारलाङो। आं नोंखौ खनायाव नुदों, आंखौ बैनिफ्राय ग्रिलिन खालाम। मानोना नों मिथिगौ नोंसोर बुसआ आंखौ थोंजोङै मोननो थाङै बुनो मोजां मोनो। बियो आंनि खानाइखौ बोनाय समाव सिङाव नटिन खालाम। बेखौ मुगैया एबा मोजां मोनो, आन्डारडगआ बैयाव दं।

be siklapra manw bebadi sanw, ang biswrni boifrendkwo federnw lubwidwng? beyw wrwibadi, benikainw switw nongal biswrni boifrendfra angkwo federnw lubwiyw jerwi, o' angni iswro ang mitigwo ang gudung arw gasibw, natai mwjang mono beyw jwbwd gwrwnti, nwngtanga mitigwo? jerwi, ang nonga, ang nonga

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[konthai 1] beyw bebadinw kalamw, nwngtanga ang mabwrwi kalama bepwr gaswibw gajri batrakwo raijlai, natai nwngtanga mitigwo nwngtanga tarwinw kalamnai nongal jebla ang jaigani swrgiding fwiyw obla rwikati gwiywi mwndangti mono tilaya bekwo krunk kalamw, benikainw ang bekwo gudung baidi garlangw ang nwngkhou konayao nudwng, angkwo bwiniprai grillin kalam manwna nwng mitigwo nwngswr busah angkwo twngjwngwi mwnnw thangwi bunw mwjang mono biyw angni khanaikwo bwnai somao singao natin kalam bekwo mugaiya eba mwjang mwnw, anderdogah bwiyao dong

Zašto ove devojke misle da želim da jebem njihove momke? To je kao, tako da nije istina Njihovi momci kao, žele da me jebu Kao, o moj Bože Znam da sam seksi i sve to, ali kao To je tako pogrešno, znaš? Pa kao, nisam, nisam.

[Kuka] Ne pokušavam da te jebem, čoveče. Svi znaju da je moj obožavatelj broj jedan Bio sam tamo, uradio sam to, kučko i Hoćeš da se naljutiš, kučko? Baš me briga

[Stih 1] Ovako to radi, ti si onakav kakav ja ne znam Pričaš sva ta sranja, ali znaš da stvarno nećeš. Osjećam se nesigurno kad dođem na licu mjesta Tila, uzmi ga, pa sam ga ispustio kao da je vruće Vidim te u uglu kako me roštiljaš odande Jer znaš da me ti zvižduci volite udariti ravno rijetko Lud je unutra dok me vuče za kosu Mrzio ili volio, autsajder je tu

Защо тези момичета си мислят, че искам да чукам гаджетата им? Това е като, така че не е вярно Гаджетата им искат да ме чукат Като, о, боже мой, Знам, че съм гореща и всичко останало, но като Това е толкова погрешно, нали разбирате? Така че, аз не съм, не съм

[Кука] Няма да се опитвам да те чукам, мъж Всички знаят, че той е моят фен номер едно Бях там, направих това, кучко и Искаш ли да се ядосаш, кучко? Не ми пука.

[Стих 1] Така става, ти си така, както аз не го правя. Говориш всички тези глупости, но знаеш, че наистина няма да го направиш. Чувствам се несигурен, когато идвам на мястото. Докато не го накъса, така че го пускам, сякаш е горещо. Виждам те в ъгъла да ме скараш оттам. Защото знаеш, че освиркванията обичат да ме удрят направо рядко. Луд вътре, докато дърпа косата ми. Мразиш го или го обичаш, аутсайдерът е точно там.

zaszczo thézy momicheta si mislyat, che eskam da chukam gadjetata im? tova a kato, taka che nay a varno gadjetata im iskat da may chukat kato, o, boze moi, znam, che sum goreshcha i vsichko ostanallo, neaux kato tova a tolkova pogresno, nali razbirate? taka che, az nay sum, nay sum

[kuka] nyama da sie opitvam da te chukam, muz vsichki znayat, che toy a moyat fain nomer edno byakh tam, napravikh tova, kuchko i iskash lee da sie yadosas, kuchko? nay my puka.

[stich 1] taka stava, te si taka, kakto az nay go pravya. govoris vsichki thézy gluposti, neaux znayesh, che naistina nyama da go napravis. chuvstvam sie nessiguren, kogato idvam na myastoto. dokato nay go nacausa, taka che go puskam, sakas a goresto. vizhdam te vieu agula da may skaras ottam. zashchyoto znayesh, che osvirkvaniyata obicat da may udryat napravo ryadko. lud vatre, dokato drpa kosata my. mrazis go ili go obicas, outsiderat a toczno tam.

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asagoon kacsanayn waa kaas, ka waran hadii kaco

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sokoreey oo guska weyn aragtay inay tahay waan fahmay, runtuna waxay ahayd sokoreey waaban u kululaa, siil qurxoon bay leedahay sow maaha, maalin saddexaadkii waxaan u duulay itoobiya

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amaad ila yaabta hadaan liis dheer kuu taxo ayay inta qososhay

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