#kai def has his things yk

[ensuists]

ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴇᴀɴᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɴɴᴇʀɪꜱᴍꜱ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ.

Bold - Always/Yes, Italic - Sometimes/Kind of

ᴇʏᴇꜱ. avoids eye contact when nervous, maintains eye contact when agitated, avoids eye contact due to being neurodivergent, enjoys eye contact as a means to read and convey emotion, looks down when emotional, looks up when emotional, cries openly, wipes tears quickly, suppresses tears, wandering gaze when lost in thought, holds gaze while thinking, seeks out eye contact for reassurance, seeks out eye contact to gauge enthusiasm during conversations, eyes constantly move during conversation, expressive eyes, emotions only evident through eyes, uses eye contact to intimidate, looks up while thinking, looks down while thinking.

ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ. clasps behind back,  rest in lap,  fidgets with clothes,  twiddles thumbs,  chews at nails,  pushes back cuticles,  draws patterns on table/counter surfaces, makes animated gestures while speaking,  only gestures to emphasize,  utilizes sign language,  speaks only through sign,   callouses,  scars (palm),  smooth,  wrinkled,  worn,  soft,  delicate,  boney,  slender,  thick,  veiny,  touches others while speaking,  reaches out while laughing,  reaches out to comfort others,  reaches out to seek comfort,  places face in hands when exasperated, places palms over eyes to hide when overwhelmed,  rests chin in hand,  taps fingers when impatient,  taps fingers when nervous,  taps fingers while thinking,  scratches scalp,  strokes chin,  rubs back of head,  toys with objects around them,  runs fingers over surfaces while walking by.

ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ. chews lip,  chews at inside of cheek,  licks lips,  bites tongue,  chews on straws,  resting frown,  resting smile,  neutral resting expression,  resting pout,  grinds teeth,  flexes jaw,  covers mouth when laughing,  covers mouth when shocked,  covers mouth when concerned,  hands to lips while thinking,  covers mouth when chewing,  chews with mouth closed,  chews with mouth open,  smirks,  grins,  subtle smiles,  wide smiles,  sad smiles,  intimidating smiles,  menacing grins,  openly smiles,  tries to suppress smiles,  bares teeth when angry,  lips quiver when emotional,  stutters,  speaks quickly,  speaks slowly,  good pronunciation,  poor pronunciation,  moderate pronunciation,  purses lips,  sucks in lips,  holds mouth open when shocked or confused.

ʟᴇɢꜱ. bounces leg when nervous,  draws knees to chest when sitting,  draws knees to chest as a means of comfort,  sits on knees,  sits with legs crisscrossed,  sits with legs spread open in chairs,  crosses legs when sitting in chairs,  sits with one leg folded under the other,  places feet on furniture,  never places feet on furniture,  sits on counters,  sits on desks,  sits on tables,  sits on edge of seat,  sits hunched over with forearms on knees,  arches one knee up,  sits on the arm of chairs/couches,  feet on dashboard,  swings legs back and forth when sitting somewhere elevated,  wiggles toes when nervous,  wiggles toes as a general tick,  shuffles feet,  kicks foot into ground,  stomps feet,  loud footsteps,  quiet footsteps,  silent footsteps.

ʜᴀɪʀ. runs fingers through hair,  tugs at hair,  picks at scalp,  chews on hair,  twists locks of hair while thinking or nervous,  smooths out locks of hair while thinking or nervous,  prefers hair out of face,  prefers long hair,  prefers short hair,  wears hair back,  keeps hair down,  smooths back hair,  plays with other’s hair while talking,  plays with own hair while talking,  strokes hair to comfort others,  likes having hair stroked for their own comfort,  braids others’ hair while talking,  braids own hair while talking,  flips hair out of face,  pushes hair out of face,  leaves hair alone even when falling into face.

tagged by: @caemthe ty for the tag! tagging: @ardenssolis, @mystiika, @holidayhost, and anyone else who wants to!!

[kaisfruit]

Hiiii loved your first first about kai!

Could I request a one shot or headcanon about each of the ninja and how they would pleasure a fem!reader pls?

How they pleasure you | All ninja x fem!reader headcanons

a/n: omg tysm for my first ask <3 this is like,,one of the few times ive ever written nsfw so!! i hope its okay :3 also im gonna leave out lloyd cuz ik technically he's an adult but idk it's still a bit weird imo warnings: nsfw under the cut (duh),cunnilingus (cole, zane, nya) , slight size kink mention in cole's part, degradation in kai's part, inappropriate usage of elemental ability (jay), umm thats all i can think of im srry if i missed anything ^^

Cole

Ugh idec he's a big guy. is that a collective hc that the whole fandom can agree on? i think so

def uses that size to his advantage when y'all are alone together

I'm talking like MANHANDLING

only if u ask tho cuz cmon we all know he is such a caring guy he would always take your wants and boundaries into account

okay, my horrible down bad size kink out of the way-

mans has a big appetite (wink wink)

goes down on you like no other. like, he treats your pussy like it's breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND DESSERT babes

there would be no breaks with him. i cant say this enough, but he is eating you out like a man starved

overstimulation bound to happen srry i dont make the rules

he would NOT ask for anything in return

this man is the biggest giver when it comes to sex oh my lorddd

you're in charge but like he is if you know what i mean?

like he does what he knows you love, but on his own terms

ur in the bed and he's just instantly pinning you down yk using that strength of his, spreading your legs as far as the can go, and boom diving in head first

srry i could fill up like 3 posts of just cole eating you out im that passionate abt this topic

Kai

Plays with your pleasure like it's a damn toy

This man is the biggest tease ever

Though, his teasing does lean a bit towards minor body worshipping bc he's just everywhere

Marking you up with hickeys wherever he can get his damn mouth

Hands? can barely keep track of their movements. One second they're playing with your tits the next he's two fingers deep in your pussy

Let's just say he's taking his time here just to make the actual sex feel absolutely amazing on your end

But rlly it gets him going seeing you all whiny beneath him at his never ending touches

it's a win-win if you think about it

THAT DAMN MOUTH.

kai is not the guy for u if ur not down for a bit of degradation because DAMN

he has to come second place to jay in the yapping awards bc he's always saying smthn during the act

he pays attention though. listens or feels your reactions to every filthy thing he whispers to you.

absolutely ruins u for anyone else. gl w this man yall <3

Zane

He is so damn PRECISE??

Like, how does he know exactly how to touch you in that spot in order to get that reaction?

LOVES i mean like absolutely LOVES fingering you

being able to watch you come undone on just his fingers? god it is everything to him

will also add his tongue into the mix bc even tho hes a robot he cannot get enough of ur taste

just so calculated w every movement

bro made sex into a science 😭😭

tells you how good you're doing for him, how perfect you look, etc.

loves praising you bc it's the honest truth of how he feels about you

tbh 50% of the pleasure he gives u is from the pure love u can feel with every slight touch, every kiss, everything

soft dom vibes iykwim

REFUSES to even try to get himself off if he hasnt attended to you first

also an extreme giver like

he would get rid of entire body parts if it meant making u feel even better during sex

okay thats hyperbole but like

this nindroid has so much love in his robot heart for u and he needs u to KNOWWWW

Nya

A GIRL'S GIRL U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS

she has all of these boys BEAT when it comes to pleasuring u bc of her same gender advantage

her head will stay in between your legs until you are absolutely SCREAMING her name

that fact fills her with immense amounts of pride btw

i see her as giving u a good mix of gentle and rough touches that like come together to make the most intense feeling ever??? if that makes sense

she's so good w her mouth like,,,everywhere

her favorite place to have her mouth is on ur pussy ofc, but she could also give a vampire a run for their money with how attached to ur neck she is

marks litter your neck

she's so good at finding that one little sweet spot that makes your body squirm

tends to multitask as well

like if she's currently a knuckle deep in your hole then you can also probably find her mouth licking and sucking at one of your nipples

everything she does to you is just so confusing in the best way possible

Jay

everything with him is just so fast-paced

he barely gives you any time to catch your breath in between anything

just one thing after another with jay

it mostly comes from his overzealous nature

your body makes him feel like a kid in a candy store im not even gonna lie. there's so much he could be doing he doesn't even know where to start

constantly talking. what did you expect from the motormouth himself?

half of it's mumbles of how gorgeous or how breathtaking you are and the other half is just downright filthy

honestly that second part would be such a turn on cuz u wouldn't have expected it from jay

the first time he used his element on you it was an accident

he didn't even realized it happened at first. he felt you jolt at the sensation and his first instinct was to apologize instantly, but he never even had a chance as he felt how you clenched down on his fingers and the moan u let out would forever be ingrained in his brain

from that point on, he's constantly looking for the best opportunity to let the smallest current just give a little tingle to your skin

jay really knows how to keep things interesting <3

[zmbiiskullz]

sal fisher hcs !! (it wont let me do - and then type anymore)

tbh ive seen some ppl saying sals dad dyed his hair with sal and i think thats the silliest thing ever

two things i think are pretty accurate: either he learned how to cook on his own cuz his dad's out working pretty much VERY often ORRR he orders food (mostly pizza and chinese food), but if he's lucky and lisa cooked? good lord u KNOW he's going to be munching down on her cooking

at the bottom of his jeans (due to being short and wearing slightly baggy jeans) the ends have rips he has no intention of fixing them anytime soon cuz he thinks it looks cool

tbh i dont think he rly cares much about his lil chub, he wears tight band tees with his slighty baggy jeans yk and it looks good everytime he does not miss

again talking about friendship bracelets, he has a few from past sleepovers with the gang

he doesn't wear cuffs like larry but he has a skull bracelet he wears everyday

kay his converse are severally beat up like so close to ripping a mouth

he prefers to cut his own hair, he hates the overpowering smell of chemicals but he does get advice for taking care of his hair

his hair is super soft like srsly soft

he loves wearing black sweaters and flannels tbhhh... i feel like it's his lil thang

when he's nervous he scratches the back of his neck and picks at his fingernails

kay, larry might be the cook but sal? he's an absolute baker. got it from his mom. she def wrote down recipes in a notebook before she died for sal when (the original plan was to do it when he got older) but yk erm!

his playlist !!!

this is all i had sry for the long long long wait😭

[cosmicalily]

idols who are most likely to follow skibidi lore

txt: beomgyu and huening kai 110% bond over this together. i feel like out of all the idols in kpop, these two would be the most invested in it 😭 they'd definitely do the griddy and call assed gyatts and call each other sigmas. also i can picture them using this to practice their english too 💀 taehyun def bullies these two for it, soobin is kind of just clueless and doesn't rly know what they're on about but let's them have their fun bc it keeps them occupied although he regrets it when they start screaming STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER, yeonjun starts using a bit of the slang but doesn't really get involved in the lore but he loves hearing about moas discuss his gyatt and his rizz and calling him a sigma

skz: jisung and felix oh my lord, probably not as open about it as gyu and kai but they still discuss it and joke about it 😭 i can picture jeongin getting a bit involved but just in the slang and maybe hyunjin too like i can literally hear their voices say "oH cHaNgBiN look at your gYaTt!" seungmin is definitely confused esp when felix busts out the griddy but yk who's even more confused? chris. jisung and felix probably yap enough to changbin and minho about it but chris is just so confused about everything and has to google terms and gets even more confused then when he finds edits of him with comments from stays discussing his gyatt he asks felix and jisung what it means 😭

enha: okay so literally just judging by nikis gorgeously captured childhood he definitely fell into the loop of skibidi toilet probably long before any other idol too bc of his age, tried to introduce jungwon and sunoo to it but they don't understand it/want to understand it. then somehow sunghoon asks niki about it and the two get so invested oh my god 😭 idk guys sunghoon seems like he'd get into really random lore also he's gorgeous but has this ipad kidness about him don't ask why or come at me it's not a bad thing its charm !! anyway they probably have big discussions of the discourse with beomgyu and huening kai (also niki was the one who probably got huening kai and beomgyu into it)

[ac3-76]

Kai Smith Headcannons

warnings: none😊

General

Idc what anyone says he can cook

like him and Nya were on their own for most of their childhood and bc Kai is the oldest he insisted on cooking

also because he grew up poor he gets really creative in the kitchen

his body temperature is constantly at 102° Fahrenheit

he does well in colder climates and doesn't struggle with feeling cold or freezing, but in hotter climates he gets heat exhaustion fast

He pretty much refuses on taking rest days

like he has to work out every single day or else he gets really insecure

He has the largest social media following out of all the ninjas(if you don't include Lloyd's graffiti account that no one knows he runs)

his body insecurity stems from growing up skinny and underweight

He LOVES Supernatural and sees a lot of himself in Dean Winchester

He has 3 tiktok accounts, one for fashion, one for thirst traps, and one where he just talks, rants, or does vlogs

he also has a YouTube channel that does really well, it's mostly vlogs, pranking the ninjas, doing challenges, trying things

his YouTube channel is kind of a mix of Jake Webbers channel, Kalogeras sisters, and the Sturniolo Triplets

He only has 1 Instagram and he mostly posts pictures of him and the other ninjas hanging out and having fun

He has a public and a private Twitter

the only thing he posts on his public account is i❤️my partner type stuff and dates for things

He definitely did a tweet about how exited he was for A Good Girls Guide To Murder TV show to be released

His private account has tweets for literally everything he does and thinks

"ate a fire cookie🔥🔥"

"just took a narly nap"

"you guys"(with absolutely no rhyme or reason, everyone was responding to that one really confused)

"just watched Teen Wolf, Chris Argent is such a dilf"

The crazy thing is his private account has over 4 million followers, he accepts literally everyone that requests to follow it

He's extremely good at math, put any math problem in front of him and he can solve it in his head in 15 seconds

He's also very financially literate, he's got all of his money related things in order and is a millionaire by season 10 bc he got into investing and stocks

No one knows abt him being a millionaire tho bc he doesn't buy things that look expensive and he doesn't flex his money

He totally buys expensive things tho

it's mostly high end clothing

he has a huge shoe collection that costs at least $2,813

He's an absolute fiend for cosmic brownies

He's a huge car guy

His favorite car brand is Koenigsegg and he owns a black Jesko Attack

He also owns 2 motorcycles

Dating

He's hispanic and fluent in Spanish

If his S/O doesn't speak spanish he'll tell them things in Spanish and won't tell them what if means

He does this all the time

It's bc Spanish is his first language and it's easier for him to say things in his mother tounge

(Yk in Modern Family when Gloria says that no one knows how smart she is in spanish, yea Kai totally feels that)

(he's also a chronic Modern family watcher and he relates to Gloria and Hailey so hard)

If his s/o speaks Spanish he prefers talking to them in Spanish

(he also loves if they speak it bc its also Nya's first language which means they can talk to Nya better)

He absolutely adores physical touch and cuddling

Hugs from behind.

Neck kisses.

he loves his hair being played with

if his S/O wants their hair braided, he can do it

French, Dutch, typical 3 strand, box, godess, cornrows, triangle box, twist, micro braids, fulani, Havana

whatever you want and whatever ur hairtype, he can do it

He can also do any hairstyle on any hair type like it's the easiest thing ever

He def does a soft launch at first

once your relationship is public, he post you all. the. time.

he just loves showing off his lover

However, he makes sure that while ur relationship is known, it's private

he's not gonna post any fights or issues that you 2 have, he works those out in private

he let's you steal any of his clothes(as long as you give them back)

He's the right amount of jealous and possesive

if someone else if flirting with you he'll just walk up and put his arm around ur shoulders or waist

he pretty much never introduces himself when someone else if flirting with you, he let's you do that

He's very secure in his relationship, he wouldn't cheat on you and he knows you wouldn't cheat on him

BUT, as mentioned above he struggles a lot with body insecurity so you'll have to reasure him that you love his body

He's been cutting meat for people his whole life(first Nya then Lloyd) so if you don't wanna cut your meat he'll totally cut it for you

He's so they fell first, he fell harder coded

also unexpected love trope, but it's unexpected for you two, everyone else knew the second you guys met that you were gonna be together

Nya and Lloyd had a bet on how long it would take for you two to get together(Nya won)

[huckleberrykai]

berry !! hope ur doin ok~ and hope ur sleeping well~~ i know it can be tough..i don't like sleeping v much bc i'm such a night owl, so i totally get it! nighttime is such a calming "i can be whoever i wanna be" place yk?

ANYWAY HARD KAI THOUGHTS COMING IN

okokok hear me out..sucking kai's big dick. i mean-- we all know he's got a monster cock under those jeans, but i bet it's soso pretty..just pretty n pink and the perfect fuckin cock ykwim?

UGH and the pubes at the base- don't even get me started!! just running ur fingers through them as a lil tease pls i'm dying

gettin down on ur knees and he's pushed up against the wall, licking from the base of his cock all the way to the tip with just the tip of ur tongue...nd he lets out the most pathetic whine in the world, hands in ur hair, whispering ur name. and poor baby can't help but thrust into ur mouth :( even tho u'd told him beforehand he can't move a muscle bc ur in charge.

nd ofc u need to punish him- teasin him w squeezes to his hairy balls before u sink down around him again :(

pls i need him to come over. CALL ME KAI PLS IM BEGGING

I AGREE SMMM i'm such a night owl 😭 i love when everyone else is asleep and i can just do my own thing :P esp in summer when it's cooler at night its much more relaxing <3

AND YES OH MY GOD PLEASEEE UGHHHH big pretty pink dick.. drooling at the thought oml

teasing him would be so fun.. running your fingers over his cute curly pubes, playing with his pretty balls and kissing him softly. i soo agree he'd def be so hairy hsdjkfd ugh he's so hot. he'd whine against your lips begging you to touch him properly.. and he's so pretty right? you can't say no~

HIM SO DESPERATE whining and rutting into your mouth so needy when you take him into your mouth :( pretty boy just wants you so bad~ no more teasing? well now he's earned himself a punishment.. licking and squeezing teasing him even more until those pretty tears slip down his red splotchy cheeks.. "please.. please.. i'll be a good boy, so good for you <3"

and he is! one hand tangled in your hair and one clutching the couch next to him, noisy and flushed as he watched you try take him all the way ~ not easy with that monster cock 🤭

begging you to let him cum bcs he's a good boy! he needs permission of course :') when you let him he'll cum so so much, pretty dick flushed and messy with spit and cum~ clean it all up for him hm? yum <3

already getting on his knees to return the favour once you've wiped him off and pressed a kiss to his lips. you're so good to him.. he has to pay you back right? fhnjdkm

I WANT HIM SO BADDDDDDDD MY PRETTY BOYYYY

[sweet-dreams-internal-screams]

omg what would first dates with the cobra kai characters be like

Oh this is GOLD BABY

First Dates w/ Cobra Kai characters

Miguel

Miguel is one of the most prepared/unprepared guys ever

He knows he wanted to do something fun with you but he fr had no ideas

“There’s a comic con going on take them there!” -Demetri

“Take em to a bar, I know how to get you fakes” -Hawk

It’s a good thing those two were single

Miguel decided to take you bowling

He was so excited to spend time with you

Just being around people he cares about made him happy

AND YOU GETTING TO BE ONE OF THEM>>>>

Miggy can’t drive

So breaking gender roles or whatever you pick him up

You guys make nice chit chat

The bowling alley didn’t seem too crowded which was shocking

Miguel wondered why

But he didn’t realize it was senior night

You+Miguel+Old people

He offered to take you somewhere else but you declined it could be fun

Miguel was pretty solid at bowling

An old couple was bowling next to you guys

He was head over heels when he saw you talking to the old lady and she asked if that was your boyfriend and you nodded

Everytime he made a strike he did a little shoulder shrug

You guys ordered some appetizers and sat down and talked

It was all and all a fun night

Hawk

He’s had his eyes on you for awhile

Making sure he caught your eye at parties

Because of his reputation it takes you a little bit longer to say yes

But the boy loves a chase

He takes you to Golf N Stuff

He can show off his stuff 💪🏻

But you’re giving him a run from his money

He can’t believe you got a hole in one on the fourth hole

But he still ends up winning

It’s nice seeing Hawk’s soft side because he rarely gets to show it yk

You guys go to Go Karts after

He insisted on “showing you the ropes”

He is ASS at Go Karts

Like horrible

You try not to giggle when he crashes

You’d end up by winning in a race but he could’ve sworn he was coming in close

He was not

He takes you home and walks you to your door insisting that he takes you out again

He definitely leans in for a kiss

And you swerved for his cheek

oh he’s smitten

Robby

He didn’t think he’d have anything in common with you

Like nothing

But the more you guys talked the better he opened up to you

He felt his frozen heart melting if you will

He liked how you didn’t judge him for his past

He finally asked you out after you hinting forever

“Oh god finally, you cannot take a hint!” -Y/N

He’s shocked apparently

He has no idea what to do

But he wants something you’ll both like

He takes you to a burrito place and you guys order to go and head to the skate park

Whether you know how to skateboard is up to you

If not he’s helping you learn he brought his old pads and helmet

If so he’s definitely insisting on you guys skating together

You guys sit on the deck and talk about stuff

You admit that you’re having a great time

You grab his hand to reassure him

He leans in and kisses you

I’m not saying that you make out on the deck for a minute or two but…..

Sam

She doesn’t have her eyes peeled for you

At first

But once Yaz or Moon notice how you’ve gotten hotter or something her ears def perk up

It started with smiles from you

Samantha are you blushing???

Yeah fs

She is definitely too nervous to go up and ask you out

She notices you alone one day though and walks up to start a conversation

It ends up with you asking her if she’d like to go get coffee

“I’d love that”-Sam

You guys head to coffee and I doubt you actually order coffee

You talk about how you liked her for a while but you didn’t think you were on her radar

She mentions she doesn’t have the best judgment

But is really happy she found someone she really likes

“So you like me”- Y/N

“Yes”-Sam

Eli

He didn’t think you’d say yes

Eli definitely got sooooo smiley faced

“G-great it’s a date!”-Eli

He wasn’t exactly sure about a big public date

He looks into dates that aren’t too flashy

He decided on a classic dinner and a movie

Eli was so excited to see you at the theater

He grabs your hand and insisted on paying for your ticket

You guys sit in the back of the theater

He’s a little hesitant but eventually works up the courage to put his arm around you

The movie was a superhero movie but Eli was shocked when you didn’t think it was lame

After the movie you guys go to eat

You talk about the movie and your favorite parts

Eli talked about how he always thought you were great and was so nervous

You let out a little chuckle and gave him a sweet peck on the cheek causing him to go beet red

Demetri

You definitely have to ask him out first

Like no seriously he’s never looked you in the eyes before

He’s so dumbfounded for words at first

But yeah he’s agreed

When you start walking away he yelled out loud insisting on planning

Demetri should’ve thought that through because the only date he’s been on was playing Mah-jongg with his grandmother

He did his research on “Hot Dates for teens”

It was definitely a little odd

But then he got the perfect idea of asking Miguel

“I’m taking Tory to the carnival, double date?” -Miguel

Having Tory and Miguel there took a lot of pressure off Dem it made him more comfortable with small talk

He was definitely afraid of the big rollercoasters but tried his hardest to not freak out

It helped when you held his hand

After going on rides and eating you guys end up on the Farris Wheel you talked about school and D&D and you got to see another side of Demetri

You could feel the butterflies from both of you as your fingers interlocked

Demetri looked at you with pure admiration and leaned in rather hesitant but when you smiled he cupped your cheek and kissed you

“WOW” -Demetri

A/N sorry I haven’t been active but I hope you enjoy! Lmk if you want me to do the other characters

[pretty-emo-dad]

Wait have I ever actually talked about ALL my sexuality, pronoun, and gender hcs? Prolly not here we go!!!

Starting off w my blorbo Mike Wheelie:

He/She with no preference, genderqueer as FUCK!!! I usually hc her as gay but sometimes i can also see him as bi

Eleven Hopper my bbg:

She/her, def see her being a trans lesbian!! I can also accept her as cis but like,,, trans girl Jane hopper u will always be famous. Could def analyze how she is 100% lesbian tho

Lucas Sinclair my son, light of my life, air to me lungs:

They/he, having a gender moment at all times but KNOWS they’re bisexual. First crush was mike and then max (he has a type) so they kinda always knew yk? Anyways the first to come out, shocked everyone tbh

Speaking of Sinclairs, my fave 11 yr old Erica!!!:

Future stem lesbian, doesn’t care enough about pronouns, didn’t come out she just came home and was like “oh btw I’m going to prom & Tina is my date ‘Kay bye”

MadMax baybee!!:

Any pronouns bc she doesn’t care, but she’s cis. Bi and polyam, also arospec but doesn’t rlly know what exact part she is!

Dusty bunnnnn!!!!:

They/she/he (in order of preference), non-binary but unlabeled sexuality

Cant talk about dusty bun without taking about SUZIE (my gf #real):

She/he (in order of preference), big ol lesbian, complex relationship w religion

Will the wise !!:

He/him and gay (canon, my Will hcs are very boring I’m sorry)

OKAY OLDERTEENS

Robin “The Pariah” Buckley:

She/they/he (in order of preference), lesbian (canon)

Joan “The Loner” Byers:

She/they, transfem bisexual, I think she would pick the name Joan bc it has “I listen to the smiths” energy (nance gave her the nickname Joanie now it’s the only thing argyle calls her)

Stevie ‘The Hair’ Harrington:

She/her, bisexual, cried the first time Dustin called her mom but didn’t know why, Nancy gave her big gender envy

Elvira ‘The Freak’ Munson!!!:

She/it, pansexual transgirl , yes she named herself after Elvira: mistress of the dark shut up (another name concept I have for her is Domino based off the song by kiss), helped mike out w his gender struggles

Nancy ‘The Slut’ Wheeler:

She/any, lesbian with two gfs (Joanie and Robbie), took her a very long time to come to terms w not liking men but embraces it now

Argyle ‘The Stoner’:

They/he, pansexual! Dating Eden and Joanie and very attentive puppy bf (joan called them ‘argie’ and then bit their cheek while high, has no recollection of this. Eden and argyle make fun of her for it)

Eden ‘The Goth’ Bingham:

They/he in a girl way, pansexual like their bf!! (Is not dating Joan but they’re besties)

[genoc1d3r]

my turn to cry - thoughts on 3-1b

ok this has actually gotta be my favorite chapter cause holy shit so much stuff happened.

I played the Alice/kanna route and afterwards I watched a vod with the reko/shin route in which ranmaru and naomichi died before the banquet, so BIG SPOILER WARNING FOR BOTH ROUTES

Mafia Princess Sara??: Ok so first off, back in the beginning of 2020, I had a theory that Sara was a mafia heiress and that the death game was supposed to be something to “prepare” her. And that her memories were wiped or she was initially supposed to be kept blind to this whole thing (In 3-1a when everybody saw the consent form for the very first time everybody felt a sense of deja vu, except for Sara. Because why would they need her consent when she is the sole focus of the game and it’s all for her) This theory was mainly supplied by my confusion surrounding the hiring of Kai, cause why would mr Chidouin hire a former assassin to protect her?? How did he even know Kai??? But yeah, the whole thing with Shinobu Gokujo and deciding a new don through a death game just adds a lil more validity to this theory.

Sara’s real father: I also had a mini theory that Gashu Satou was her real father, but that was mostly cause of their hair color and how it would def make Sara’s hair color make more sense genetics-wise (but kai has black hair, so its most likely that his mother had black hair, which would also disprove this mini-theory but yk im not here to prove it just talk about it). And that Gashu knew of Mr. Chidouin and gave Sara to him, and it would also explain why mr Chidouin chose Kai of all people to look after her and why Kai could only watch her from a distance, in case she realized the truth that he was her brother/half-brother or something. 

GREENBLINGS CANON AAAAAAAA: I love this, I love this so much oh my god. Now I can replay and cry after 2-2 cause nankidai hates us :’). I dont have an issue with this specifically, I’m just a bit bothered by how the whole thing went. There was some buildup yea, and the cg with kanna, kugie, and shin was amazing. And that lil bit about nice hallucinations made me tear up a bit. But, then everybody kinda just moved on? and idk this whole chapter was a fuckign roller coaster I could barely keep up.

Autistic Gin <3: I’m autistic myself and I have seen many characters who are autistic-coded or exhibit many signs of autism but have never been straight up confirmed (Ex: Vera Misham from Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney). And even then, these characters usually share similar personality traits like being aloof and reserved. So it’s nice to see that Gin is representing autism in a relatively realistic manner with his hyperfixations, vocal tics, and issues with socializing. Even after nearly dying like 17 times he’s still doing well and I genuinely wish for his survival and happiness.

Ranmaru’s death: Both of Ranmaru’s deaths, (if you or if you don’t fail the electricity absorption minigame) the death feels so... off? I was really attached to him as a character, yet his death didn’t impact as much as Joe’s or Nao’s did. During his Banquet death, one second he had his really cute smiling sprite but then whoops oh no guys weird drill screw thing kills him (again). I still can barely comprehend it because it all just happened so fast. Like no cg or anything. I was honestly kinda disappointed. The “delayed” one does a better job at his death scene, but again, it was wayyy too quick and completely dismissed as everybody just moves on to defeat Maple 2.0. I at least would’ve appreciated a better transition than Midori just saying “well anyways–”

 Ranmaru’s extremely quick descent into madness in the shin route: I actually liked this idea of Ranmaru willing to go to such extremes for Sara. However, theres barely time for any of this to develop? Like again, everything just happens so fast??? I would've definitely liked if there were little hints around before the body discovery that ranmaru was gonna do something like this, just a little time for development would really be cool.

Mr. Policeman/Mr. Tazuna???: After I finished, I actually looked on the wiki to see if it said anything about his son that he mentioned and I found this: 

But yeah thats cool

The thing about Q-taro: I’m gonna say it now, I’ve liked Q-taro ever since the aftermath of 1-2, and Q-taro haters have added absolutely nothing to this fandom. Everybody saw him as a child-hater, I see him as a guy who’ll do anything to survive and succeed. I mean that wish is kinda what got him into the death game. And yeah he did try to leave that one time, but that’s what getting thrown into traumatic killing games does for you, most people don’t want to die, they want to live, no matter what it takes. We can’t all be the main character and choose to cooperate with everybody and be the “good” person in that situation. Even Sara has those extremely selfish moments and those intrusive thoughts of winning and leaving. 

This whole thing should also be applied to Ranmaru. Ranmaru has gone through so much shit in such a brief amount of time, to the point where he was considering to/actually kill people to escape with the one person he trusted in this hellhole. In that situation, Sara’s kinda at fault here, cause without Joe she’s lost her sense of morality which resulted in her becoming selfish and well... honestly kinda toxic. This emotional manipulation is really what set Ranmaru off, however it was 100% his decision to fucking kill somebody and murder’s bad. Still love him though.

But back to Qtaro, I really enjoyed the extra substance given to him in this chapter, it’s nice to see the development from being selfish to feeling deep remorse to protecting the dolls of the first trial victims, most notably Mai. As he completely forgives her for stabbing him. The chapter did a great job at fueling my already intense love for Q-taro (and it actually convinced my best friend who claims to hate Q-taro with every bone of her body to like him too!) I also love the father-son dynamic between him and Gin. I find this relationship to be really important cause Gin’s father is an abusive alcoholic and Q-taro’s an orphan who’s never had a proper role-model in his life. So it’s beautiful that despite not having anybody there for him when he was younger he can still be a good figure for another child.

Predictions/hopes for the next part: 

I just want to see whether Shin already knew about Kanna being his sister, and if he doesn’t I want a reveal. Right. Now.

A Ranmaru/Joe/Q-taro/Kai/ “Hinako” revival, p l e a se  they died so soon

More info about the people involved in the Hades Incident/Shinobu Gokujo

More info regarding Meister

Sara going on Maury

Who tf is “Hinako”????

I really hope that there isn't any specific good/bad ending. Like I want every ending to be equally bad and good yk? like equal consequences and good stuff.

Yo wtf happened to Sara’s mom?? Is she gonna come back and play a more important role in the story?? Are her parents gonna come back as floor masters???

I want things to actually change  depending on whether you picked Alice or reko, cause so far they’ve played extremely minor roles.

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

okay so yk how you did Demetri’a first birthday without Hawk/Eli? So just imagine his next birthday where Eli does his absolute best to try and make it the best for him. He even teams up with Sam to make it perfect. Or maybe even them having a quiet night and watching movies and holding hands the whole time. Eli def feels super bad but Dem says it’s okay.

First of all, can I just say this concept his Big Frozen Fever Energy, like with Elsa trying to give Anna a perfect birthday to make up for all the ones she missed, and I LOVE it for that???

Also YESSIR after those depressing-ass “Demetri’s birthday” asks I did, I NEED this.

I love the idea of Eli getting a reluctant Sam in on it (like, she’s all for doing another party for Demetri, but working with HAWK, the terrifying mohawk ex-Cobra Kai??? She’s...not so sure about that one) and her being both surprised and utterly EXASPERATED by how ANAL Eli turns out to be about the details. He gets Sam to commission some fancy custom baker in Receda to make a Dungeon Lord cake, and Eli provides a whole fucking instruction manual about 5 pages long and is constantly calling this poor baker’s phone to make sure every last detail is right. “Okay, but it HAS to be 4-tier, because that’s how many complete volumes there are!!! And you HAVE to make sure the reference pic you’re looking at for Lainia has her in a PURPLE cape, NOT a blue one--she only wears the blue cape during her time as The Cursed Queen, and Demetri HATES that arc. And please, you have to have Necromancer Thaddenus for the edible cutout at the top, not Wizard Thaddenus--Demetri just likes him so much better as a necromancer.” And this poor man is so stressed he considers pursuing another career besides Specialty Baking for the first time in his life XD

Then cue Eli asking Sam if her family has one of those fancy projector things that can project movies onto walls and whatnot--because hey, Sam’s rich, she probably has like...every niche, fancy piece of technology available, right? Sam’s like “why?” and Eli’s like “WE’RE. WATCHING. EVERY. SINGLE. STAR. WARS. MOVIE. In your backyard. Possibly in your pool. Because that would be awesome.” And Sam just groans because isn’t that like...9+ hours of shooty shooty spaceship laser nonsense??? Do people actually do that voluntarily??? But Eli absolutely is not budging, and far be it from Sam to turn down something that would help give Demetri the best birthday possible. And hey, she grudgingly admits, probably no one knows what Demetri wants out of a birthday party more than his childhood best friend.

And so, on his birthday, Demetri comes to his usual karate practice to find no one in the dojo...only for all the Miyagi-Do and Eagle Fang kids to jump out of hiding, yelling and whacking him with plastic light sabers (Eli gathered up every last one he collected as a kid and somehow found enough to distribute to the entire dojo). Eli proudly struts out with the Dungeon Lord cake (which the baker managed to get every last detail right on, by some miracle!!! The poor man is exhausted enough that he has to take the rest of the week off, though), and after some plastic light saber fencing and devouring all of that specialty cake in minutes, the kids all settle into Sam’s backyard and proceed to have the kind of Star Wars pool party that Demetri has only ever dared to fantasize about.

There may or may not be some dueling with pool noodles involved. Also, said dueling may or may not lead to Hawk pinning Demetri up against the side of the pool, and them both just smiling and laughing and feeling lighter than they have in ages. And then Demetri just kind of leans in and whispers “Did you really plan all this?” because...who else could possibly know him well enough to? And Hawk smiles--a little uncharacteristically meekly--and says “Uh...consider it an apology for being, ah...MIA last year. That was shitty of me. I’m always going to be here from now on. I hope this is enough to make it up to you.” And Demetri gets this GIANT grin on his face like “Man, are you KIDDING?!? This is the BEST birthday I’ve ever HAD!” And Hawk beams, and he can’t help himself--he wraps his arms around Dem’s neck and pulls him down into the pool, kissing him full on the mouth underwater. It’s...a lot less hot and romantic than it looked in Hawk’s head, and they both come up spluttering and coughing a few seconds later, but they’re also giggling like giddy idiots and splashing each other and feeling like everything is going to turn out fine for the first time in a long while.

But years later, if you ask Demetri what he remembers the most about his 18th birthday, it isn’t Star Wars on the wall of Sam’s garage, or fencing with plastic light sabers and pool noodles, or the elaborate Dungeon Lord cake, or even the failed underwater kiss. It’s the fact that Eli hasn’t missed a single one of his birthdays since.