#kaeya is truly so sexy

[recareels]

that kaeya art you reblogged that kaeya art you reblogged that kaeya art you reblogged (read this in a parrot’s voice bc that’s what i feel like rn 🦜🦜). kaeya is SO beautiful i need to just 💋 him (on his dick)

anon you are so CUTE!!! that piece of art truly is gorgeous isn’t it!!! oh my gosh please i think he would love some pretty lil cock kisses—bonus if you’re leaving puckered petals of lipgloss or lipstick smeared across his velvety skin <3 he knows it’s gross, but he refuses to wash or wipe them off, letting them dry hard and sticky and shimmery. each shift in posture has them repeatedly catching on the cotton of his briefs, but he enjoys the slight tug, because it is a constant reminder of you <33

do u think kaeya could cum from just sloppy, spit-slicked kisses slathered all over his cock and that alone, tho??? 𓏗.𓏗

[allfearstofallto]

I hear your pleas for ideas loud and clear so I raise you yandere Kaeya gaslighting tf out of you. So talented you are, but you always fumble when it comes to presenting your skills to the world. Oh so many wonderful ideas in that mind of yours - too bad they die on your lips.

And that's why you need him. To save you from embarrassing yourself as you clutch your latest creation that would undoubtedly revolutionize some industry against your chest as your eyes burn with unshed tears. It always baffled him that you thought that you were worthy of that honor. I mean, you can't even order a meal without shaking like a leaf.

You aren't built for this lifestyle, now are you? Geniuses could easily bounce back from failure, yet here you are, soaking his shirt with your never-ending tears. Were you ever a genius?

(basically Kaeya gaslight gatekeep girlbossing talented inventor darling into oblivion bc I just know this man would be jealous if you were famous. I'm so sorry for writing so much but this idea has been eating me up inside so now I send it to you. May I be 🐇 Anon?)

🐇 anon, first of all, it is a pleasure to meet you! Secondly, my dear bun, you've saved my ass!! This was such a good prompt and it felt incredible to write!

Maybe I'm just in the mood to write gaslighting bitches cause this felt natural!!

Voiceless

Yandere! Kaeya x reader

TW: gaslight, and quite harsh words, but Kaeya is saying them so it's kinda sexy

If people could see what was going on inside your head, they'd think you were a genius. And you are, or at least, you believe that you are. But all those faces, all those eyes on you, those people looking at you makes your body go stiff and your words lodge in your throat. And in the end, you look like a bumbling idiot.

But you were his bumbling idiot. That's what he'd tell you at least. Hurtful words yes, but he meant them in an endearing way. His phrases were sweet and loving, even if to the average person they sounded a bit harsh. You explained to people that he didn't truly mean it that way, he was just trying to make you feel better.

“And how was it today?” He’d asked you. He always looked like a work of art when he came home from his long shifts. Every strap and piece of clothing would be pulled from his body as he spoke, he was so careless about showing himself off in front of you, but you were still flustered and shy around him.

With a sheepish smile, you held up the mora that he'd given you to use for a drink, completely untouched. You couldn't even bring yourself to leave the house. A dramatic sigh fell from his lips, but he still kneeled on the couch and wrapped his arms around your shoulders.

“Oh, you sweet, poor thing,” he whispered in your ear. He took your cheeks into his hands and squeezed them lightly, like he was coddling a child, “Still so shy aren't you? It's okay, I speak for you.”

It's like you breathed a sigh of relief when he spoke. All the weight of the world was lifted off your shoulder. You were a genius, yes, but you were a genius who could barely speak a full sentence to anyone. Except for Kaeya.

His charming smile and flashy personality made you weary at first. Why would someone like him be interested in something so quiet and timid? You felt like a coal in comparison to his flashy, diamond-like nature. Your mind was like a maze, endless corners and rooms filled with ideas, but you got lost in them as well, and just ended up choking on your own words.

Kaeya released you from his warm embrace and sat down next to you. He looked at the coffee table in front of you, covered in ideas and doodles that you'd have for your latest inventions. Your mouth never moved, but your brain was a constant machine, most days you couldn't get it to shut up. It all had to be let out, in notes or drawings.

He picked up one of the random pages, an idea for a water filter, and a chuckle fell from his lips, “And how would you pitch this one?” He asked. The way those words fell from his lips felt condescending, he already knew that you couldn't do it, but you knew better than to think that. It was just his love, it was how he showed it, he wanted you to succeed.

You felt yourself flush even thinking about it, but you still stood with the paper in your hands. Walking to the other side of the coffee table, you looked down at the notes you'd written. It was all there. Everything about your idea was right there, everything you needed to say was right in front of you. But when you looked up from the page, you felt dizzy, the letters on the paper began to merge and swirl together.

It was like your world had tilted on its axis and suddenly everything was lopsided. You felt yourself spinning, but you knew you were standing perfectly still. The only person looking at you was Kaeya. His beautiful self, like a statue crafted by the gods, was sitting there, focused on you.

An average person would love and adore the amount of attention someone like Kaeya gave. A smolder on his lips and all a sparkle in his eye. But you weren't the average person and you already felt as if you were sinking into yourself, like the world was about to swallow you whole, and before you knew it, tears had started to fall from your eyes.

“Can't even talk in front of me anymore, can you?” He asked and you gave him a slow, solemn nod. You tried to hold back sobs as you realized how truly useless you were. Unable to speak in front of even your own boyfriend, a true genius would never suffer from this.

“I'm- I'm sorry,” you'd somehow managed to stutter through your apology, but that much was to be expected of you. Tears fell onto the page and smeared the ink of your notes, but it didn't matter, it's not like you were going to read it anyways.

“That's the problem, my love,” he cooed to you in his usual tone, he stood from the couch and began scooping up all the pages that lay on the coffee table. All your ideas, all your work was crumbled up into a ball. It stung a bit, seeing everything you had worked so hard to make be treated like trash and thrown away, but nothing hurt more than your failures, “You're not built for this kind of thing. You know that, right?” He spoke close to your face, your lips brushing against your, soft like flower petals on your skin.

“I know,”

“But that's okay. Do you know why?” He asked, placing a gentle hand on your face and squeezing the fat of your cheeks.

“Because I'm yours. And I don't need to be smart to be yours,”

He held you close to his chest, peppering your forehead with kisses. All your work was thrown in the trash. “It's only making you unhappy,” he said. And he was right. You weren't ready for this. This type of thing wasn't for you. You only needed him.

So you lay in his arms and tried to stop the sniffling. He was the only person you'd need to talk to, he'd be your voice if needed be. You were only hurting yourself trying to do these things that you weren't made for.

[beidousbunny]

me? horny asks? noooo neverrrr

ok but in ur humble opinion, which genshin boyos do you think would make the best subs? (⁎���̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

mwah

# — ⛧ THE BRAT, THE SLUT, AND THE OBEDIENT⌇

💌 — my spin on which genshin menses are the best subs, as an indecisive fuck who can’t decide if im a brat tamer, slut lover or soft dom <3

!! — kaeya, childe, zhongli x dom reader, k; exhibitionism, kaeya’s a slut, c; (light) feminization, degrading, name calling, z; service sub, zhonglis a tease 😮‍💨

— THE BRAT.

kaeya is a lot of things.

a liar, a drunk, a cocky bastard, and most importantly; a brat.

he’s the kind of brat that always keeps tension high, and the air hot, constantly looking for a way to tease and work you up.

when you catch his eye randomly from across the room, he’s making lewd motions with his hands, mock pleasure on his face as he pretends to suck a cock or get fucked. he’s a genius at timing these teases— he always got away with it, but not you.

your face flushed even more with embarrassment, as people around ask if you’re feeling well. you see kaeya smirk out of the corner of your eye as he watches you try to make something up, while so disheveled.

finally got control of him? your hand tangled in his hair and his face inbetween your thighs? he’s never going to break eye contact as he laps at your pussy hungrily. he’s going to tilt his head teasingly, and tuck his hair behind his ear, giving you that look of want.

“i’m gonna fuck you ‘till you’re sobbing kaeya,”

“oh, really?” he asks cockily, “i think you’re going to have to fuck me much harder to make me cry~”

he’s got a big fucking smirk on his face too, because he knows that you’ll give him a reaction, and fuck him like a whore. just how he wants.

— THE SLUT.

tartaglia is my personal slut of choice. i’m a believer that if you get far enough to be dominant with him, he’s going to enjoy himself and not put up a fight, allowing you to slut him out, while he drools. you know the kinky fuck isn’t fighting back not because he can’t, but because he truly enjoys this.

he loves being at your mercy, as you degrade and tease him, nothing turns him on more.

you wanna fuck him with a strapon? he’s arching his back and burying his face in the pillows, whining like a girl.

want him to eat you out while you fuck his face? he’s practically making out with you cunt, licking your pussy like it’s his last meal.

wanna play with his sensitive body till he cries? tie him up and he’ll moan and whimper for you like a slut, begging you to let him cum, cause he’ll be ‘sooo good’ for you.

he’s just a perfect little boy toy that’ll get on his knees any time you’re mean to him. it’s just so fucking sexy that he gets all hot and bothered from you humiliating and degrading him.

he’s the best little whore <3

(just like jd in dead girl walking if you’re demanding things and of childe and bossing him around he’s just gonna be all whipped like 😵‍💫😳 ok ok mommy)

— THE OBEDIENT

zhongli loves to learn about new things, especially if it pleases you. he’s a total service sub, and he’ll do anything to make you feel good.

he’s totally shameless about asking if you two can try something new in bed, after all, you’re lovers right?

“darling, would you like to try sitting on my face?” zhongli asked nonchalantly, taking a small sip of his tea. “childe said that if i do well enough you’ll.. ride my face?” he’s not even making eye contact, and you can see the little smirk on his lips.

you two were literally eating dinner.

“sounds lovely,” you compose yourself quickly, “i think it would be best if i tied you up for that, no?” he certainly wasn’t expecting that you’d clap back, you noted that flicker of want in his eyes.

“anything for you, dearest.” zhongli coos with the same nonchalance, and you know he means it, so there’s no harm in letting him tease you for a little fun.

zhongli. loves. pegging. he loves the intimacy of it! he wants to hold your hand as you work your way into his hole, squeezing when he feels it deep.

please cup his cheek and tuck his hair behind his ear too, he will literally melt.

when you start fucking him, no matter how slow the pace, he’s going to praise you so sweetly. he’s been so touch starved for thousands of years, he’ll obey whatever command it takes to get that sweet release.

“a-ah— dearest, it feels like heaven when you make love to me... p—please, do as you wish to me.”

[glacialswordsman]

look. they've brought him... a couple of very shiny ( they cleaned them off ) treasure hoarder insignia's as a gift! don't ask where they got them, and ignore the blood on them it's fine .

Silently staring down at the insignias, Kaeya rose his brows and pursed his lips in amazement yet also pure interest. Oh. Oh, this man truly knows how to worm his way further into the Cavalry Captain’s heart.

“… You are so sexy for this, you know that?”

Grabbing the other by their scarf, he yanked them down and gave them a biting, yet very passionate, kiss to their lips. “I want you to tell me how you got these, and where,” he murmurs against said lips, smirking all the while.

“That way I can know whose names I can cross off my list.”

[anantaru]

OMFG YORU ITS 🤠 AND THAT KAEYA FIC WAS SO SPICY AND DELICIOUS AND MWAH Y TF DO I FEEL MYSELF GETTING HORNY FROM IT LIKE- ?? THE POWER YOU HAVEEEEEEEE what a whole fucking CUTIE u are feeding us peasants so well 🥰🥰

hello sweets 👼🏼💗 thank you so much, istg kaeya is so fucking sexy, writing for him is so fun and comfy🫣 it just flows so well whenever i type stuff out for him he‘s so amazing 🤭 also stop it you‘re so sweet, thank you all for reading my work and supporting it, it truly means the world to me and i‘m so proud of the little blog we built together💗

[wri0thesley]

Nat, Nat, Nat … regarding the missing voicelines topic 👀 have you noticed or seen anyone point out that Zhongli’s line about there only being two of the original archons left was unaltered? If Rukkhadevata was wiped from his memory like everyone else’s … then Nahida would’ve always been the Dendro archon … so shouldn’t he tell us that there are only three left instead?

(I’ve seen some surprisingly compelling theories that Zhongli is not originally of Teyvat, and tbh I just think that’s so incredibly sexy of him. He’s such an interesting character and I miss him a lot even tho he’s pretty much a permanent fixture on my team 😂 and this little detail really got me thinking)

Wishing you lots and lots of luck on your Yanfei pulls btw! The four stars being harder to get than the fives is possibly the wildest part of the Genshin experience tbh - I recently started playing another gacha (for a boy who looks like bottom coded Zhongli lmaooooo) and the rate at which I’ve been bombarded with the lower ranked characters actually makes me sick. 😂 Even worse is how the constellations can make or break a characters utility. I saw people on twitter talking about how Faruzan is only truly useful as an anemo support at C6 and I just … idk how Mihoyo expects us to live like this.

ooh i read a twitter thread about that and the 'zhongli is a descender/shade of the primordial one' theory just this morning!!! (here is the link for anyone else interested). every day i am waiting for the second part of venti's story quest because i KNOW it will be a massive lore drop, and also because honestly i think he deserves one by now fgbnkjfgjk.

i pulled SO MUCH on the last banner that had sucrose in for her and i didn't get her, just got lucky on one weapon banner ten-pull. i would like, one day, to c6 my kaeya - but alas! four stars are the true frustration of this game. i CANNOT play any more gacha games. my personality is too addictive and completionist. i'm being Reasonably Normal about genshin but another would truly bankrupt me fgbnkjgfn. i wish you much luck on YOUR pulls and rolls in whatever it is you are playing though!!!

[midnightmoonkiss]

Albedo watersports and omorashi sounds so sexy though holy fuck-

Albedo X AFAB! Reader

WARNINGS!: Omorashi , Watersports kinda

18+ Minors Do Not Interact !!!

RIGHT???!? He’s like the only other character who I think would be into it (Childe being the other.. maybe Kaeya and Ayato but thats a maybe..)

LIKE.

Everyone is ok if accidents happen, no Genshin character is grossed out by these kinks should you have them, they’d indulge, I just dont feel like it’d interest them as much as it does Albedo

Piss Prince (jk)

Albedo likes testing his and your limit, ofc bladder is involved...

I can imagine him (after getting consent) getting you to drink a bunch of liquid before engaging in.. sexual activities..

Imagine it right..

Face buried in a bunch of pillows, knees spread wide apart, hands helplessly clawing at the sheets as you whine at the strain on your bladder and the pleasure of your alchemist boyfriend’s perfect cock pounding into you, angling his hips just right to hit that special little spot deep inside you with each thrust.. he knows you so well, after all.

Wet slaps bounced around in his room, soft bed creaking with every forward movement he made.

Albedo’s warm, bare chest would be flushed to your arching back, sadistic smile on his pink lips. Loose, silky strands of his sandy-blonde hair fall over your shoulder as his free hand rests above your bladder on your tummy.

He couldn’t help himself, he wanted to know your limits. Albedo could feel how large and full your bladder was as he fucked into you at a brutal, mind numbing pace, heavy and full balls slapping against your twitching clit.

It was so overwhelming, the desperate desire to keep it all in to avoid embarrassment.. even if letting go when you couldn’t hold it anymore was exactly what he wanted.

How lewd..

He’d definitely be saying something like-

“Tell me.. how long can you hold it in for? Are you going to piss yourself soon, love? Hm?” His words are laced with curiosity and malicious teasing intent - but soft spoken and full of love. So like him.

The famed alchemist kissed your already marked up neck, humming with satisfaction as he felt your body burn with embarrassment.

‘So cute..’ He’d think to himself.

Reaching for one of your hands, he lace his fingers with yours, palm pressed to the back of your hand, the intimate action almost seeming out of place with what was happening down below.

Albedo adored listening to your whines and pleads, so wanting for more but at the same time begging for him to stop and let you go to the bathroom.

Albedo wasn’t cruel, if that’s what you truly wanted he would let you go.. but you knew the safe word, if this was too much you’d tell him.

Pleads and cries turned into quiet sobs and hiccups, inability to hold it in any longer making quite the mess out of both your and his thighs and onto the many layers of thick towels below.

He’d chuckle, cooing at you whilst licking away your tears. His question was finally answered, glancing at the pocket watch on his bedside table. He’d have to write this down later..

Despite the conclusion, his movements didn’t stop, thrusting into your addictive tight heat as you made such a warm mess.. To ease your discomfort, he moved his hand from your stomach, middle finger gathering some slick between your legs before rubbing slow circles around your little bundle of nerves.

It’s alright, he assured, he’ll clean it up and praise you for doing so well with this experiment.. perhaps he’ll have to run more, hypothesis’s already forming in his head as he grunted.

Right now, though, he wondered if you’ve become more sensitive now thanks to the release of your bladder..

Yes, so many things to figure out.

You’ll help him, right?

[pocarinapyon]

"My love... Uhm... Happy father's day!"

...

"Just kidding! It's a prank!"

Afab!reader pulling a "Happy Father's Day" prank on their Genshin boyfriend. 😼

Starring : Albedo, Childe, Kaeya, Zhongli (separate)

Warning : 🌶️ Mild chili; Pet names (if it bothers you); suggestive themes; dirty talk; a bit dramatic on Kaeya's scene; implied break up attempt (Kaeya); etc.

Links : Masterlist

Note : To the people who you consider a father, happy father's day!

To whoever is reading, please enjoy.

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Albedo

"I...will be a...father...?"

Albedo stared at you dumbfounded, his eyes wide and questioning. He wasn't mad. Far from it, in fact. Various emotions filled the young gentleman and he was sure anger was not one of them. To think that he - a homunculus - was capable of fathering a child with someone he loves - you. Albedo became so hopeful, so fascinated and so...just so glad.

But the moment you revealed everything was just a prank, all happy thoughts crashed down and burned. Albedo grimaced for a moment before returning to his usual stoic expression. Albedo did not like this prank.

"I'm sorry, my love. I just wanted to see how you'd react." But Albedo just hummed in response. "My love...?"

"It wouldn't be so bad to try and knock you up. Let's start now, my love," Albedo declared with a smirk, his eyes glinting with determination.

Albedo then made it his mission to try impregnating you - even if it meant using alchemy.

All because of a prank.

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Childe

"A - am I really going to be a father??"

Childe laughed heartily as he hoisted you up and danced you around.

Bliss. Happiness. Excitement. Pure ecstasy. Childe was on cloud nine! He came from a big family and to think he would start his own with you brought him much joy. He can't wait to write a letter to his family, buy infant items, prepare the baby room, so on and so forth.

Childe was so frenzied that you had a hard time telling him everything was just a prank. And when you did, the harbinger whined like a kid.

"Seriously?? Was it really just a prank??" Childe questioned, clearly disappointed when you confirmed you were really kidding. The ginger huffed and unbuttoned his shirt. "Fine! Babe, we aren't leaving this room until I'm sure I got you pregnant. Come on. I'm gonna make sure your womb is full."

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Kaeya

No words. Kaeya was rendered speechless. Kaeya Alberich? A father? Impossible! It was too sudden.

Kaeya loved you, truly he did. But he was not ready for this. There was a lot he needed to settle; so much he needed to do; so many secrets he needed to let you know. He never wanted to drag you down with him - with whatever it was that haunted him; whatever it was that tore him. You were his refuge; his saving grace; his shining light.

He wanted to spare you from his burdens yet he couldn't bring himself to stay away from you - not when you were clearly smitten with him too. "Just a little taste, then I'll stop," was what he told himself. He promised himself he would end this when things got too deep.

But him accidentally knocking you up sealed your fate with him.

Million thoughts raced inside Kaeya's mind and the look on Kaeya's face told you he did not want to have a child with you - despite those sexy and steamy nights you shared.

"It's a prank! Haha. Did I scare you?" you awkwardly spilled with a stutter.

Kaeya was relieved while you became anxious. Because of a prank, you found out something new about your lover.

That he might not be serious in loving you.

The way your eyes dropped did not slip past Kaeya. You clearly looked disheartened. He figured it must be because of the way he reacted during the gag. Kaeya tilted your head to lock eyes with you. Perhaps it was time to be more honest and open with you.

Oh boy, where should he start?

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Zhongli

"What a joyous day!" Zhongli chuckled as he reached for your hand. He pressed his lips on your knuckles and gazed at your eyes lovingly.

Zhongli was happy. His smile looked so soft; so happy and content to know that his beloved carried his child. To live as a human; to be a loving husband; to be a caring father: eons ago, Zhongli would never dream of such trivial things. Now, such ideals were his fantasies and your revelation was his wish come true.

This called for a celebration.

"My dear, we must commemorate this event. We must ask our friends and family to join us."

Zhongli was euphoric. But when you said everything was just a prank, Zhongli couldn't help but frown. Why would you pull something such a joke?

Zhongli was a serious man and now that he was so engrossed at the thought of your pregnan look, he promised himself he would really knock you up tonight.

"How naughty. My dear, surely you are aware such jokes are inexcusable? Then. Allow me to punish you: by making sure you truly become pregnant with my child."

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To whoever is reading, thank you for your time. I hope you enjoyed it.

Here, have some hotdog sandwich. 🌭

Links : Masterlist

[genshin-no-simp]

Kaeya x Reader x Diluc (Smut)

Pairing: Kaeya x You/Reader (Female) x Diluc

Sexual content below the cut.

Warnings: you are sandwiched between this two sexy men. What more can I say?

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If someone had told you that you would end up being sandwiched between the Dawn Winery Heir Diluc Ragnvindr and Cavalry Captain Kaeya, you would have laughed in their face and called them crazy.

But now here you are, in the empty tavern owned by Diluc, caged between the two.

You only planned to come for a few drinks, and then leave, but the ever smooth talking Captain convinced you to stay and keep him company while Diluc served your drinks.

Even after Angel's Share had closed and Diluc had locked up, you were convinced to stay. Not like you had anything else to do, even if the invitation to stay in the locked tavern seemed a bit strange. You had great trust for the two and they trusted you in kind.

So much so you didn't stop their wondering hands, as they tugged and pulled your clothes off. Nor did you stop their mouths as they kissed and sucked on your skin. Each gasp, moan and mewl only spurred the two on.

Not long after, they discarded their own clothing. Kaeya was now leaning against one of the tables, his cock dripping with precum as Diluc helped bend you over. Shyly you took Kaeya into your mouth, your hot, wet cavern engulfing him made him shudder. He let out a content sigh as you continued to take more of him in.

Behind you Diluc slowly rubbed his tip against your already dripping wet pussy.

"It seems your enjoying yourself quite a bit." Diluc smirked sliding into you easily.

You moaned around Kaeya, the vibrations caused the blue haired male to tip his head back with a groan. His hand found purchase in your hair pushing you down even further. You gagged slightly the lower you got, trying to fit him all in was becoming a challenge but one you wouldn't back down from. So you relaxed your throat allowing him to push your head down until you reached the base.

"Fuck," Kaeya swore as he gazed down at you. You looked so hot with your mouth full of him while Diluc filled you from behind.

Speaking of which, Diluc was patient, allowing you to get comfortable with Kaeya in your mouth before he continued to push inside you. Your eyes widened feeling your walls stretch around Diluc's girth. By the Archons these men were well endowed, you began to think you weren't going to survive through this endeavour.

You moaned again which was suffocated by Kaeya's cock still in your mouth. Diluc pushed in all the way, he groaned feeling your pussy clench around him. That's when he started to thrust, slow but powerful, Kaeya on the other hand tugged your hair, a silent request to start moving. You lifted your head up until only his tip was left in your mouth, swirling your tongue around it a few times before dipping your head down once again taking him to the hilt, sucking and lightly grazing your teeth against him. Kaeya couldn't stop his hips as they instinctively thrust forward into your mouth. A garbled moan escaped your throat. Kaeya licked his lips.

In time with Diluc's thrust, Kaeya thrust into your mouth. Your legs began to shake, you had to hold onto Kaeya's thighs for support, while Diluc gripped your hips. His thrusts got deeper and faster, as more of your slick coated him making it easier for him to slide in and out, some even dripping down your thigh. But you hardly cared for all you could think about was how these two men were making you feel.

So much pleasure engulfed your entire body, you didn't realized you had stopped sucking off Kaeya not that he cared anyway, it allowed him to thrust into your hot mouth that was dripping with your saliva. You gripped Kaeya's strong thighs as your walls clenched Diluc tighter. Your release was nearing, and fast and so was theirs. Diluc's thrusts got more and more wild as he continued to slam into you chasing his own end. It wasn't long, before you came and hard around Diluc, the moan it created from you set Kaeya off as he came in your throat, which you happily swallowed every drop. In turn the feeling of your release was all it took for Diluc to cum inside you, filling you to the brim.

Kaeya helped you up and off him, you looked at him with an incredibly flushed face, your lips coated with a mixture of your saliva and some lingering cum. It was quite the erotic sight. Kaeya could feel himself getting hard again. Diluc had pulled out of you and you whined looking back at him, now feeling empty.

"Oh don't worry baby, we aren't done with you." Kaeya said turning you around. This time your were facing Diluc, some of his hair was sticking to his face from the sweat, his eyes clouded over with lust as he stared down at you, Archons he really was gorgeous.

This time you were on your knees, between Diluc's legs as he rested against the wood floor, using the pile of clothing as a cushion. Your ass was in the air as Kaeya observed your pussy still leaking with Diluc's cum.

Without a care in the world you took Diluc into your mouth, Diluc let out a surprised moan, he hadn't expected you to take him in all at once, like a hungry slut. Kaeya couldn't help but chuckle.

"My, my, I didn't know were you such a cock hungry slut (Y/N)." Even though Kaeya was degrading you it turned you on more than you cared to admit.

With his fingers Kaeya scooped up some left over cum from your pussy, thoroughly coating two of his digits, before prodding your asshole. Your legs shook as your pussy twitched and clenched around nothing. Kaeya chuckled deeply as he thrust two fingers into your ass. You moaned closing your eyes, lowering your mouth deeper onto Diluc, who grunted in approval.

"You're so greedy (Y/N), not only are you sucking Diluc off like your life depends on it," he bent over to nip your ear, "but your also sucking in my fingers. I wonder what you'll do when I shove my cock deep into you." His voice deep as he spoke into your ear.

You shuddered pushing your hips back against his fingers, urging him to continue. Kaeya happily obliged, pushing his fingers in deeper, making a scissoring motion, stretching you wide. You couldn't help but moan around Diluc's cock as you continued to bob your head up and down while you rocked your hips back against Kaeya.

When Kaeya removed his fingers, you whined. About to remove yourself from Diluc to protest Kaeya had rammed into your ass with his cock pushing you back down onto Diluc's.

"Kaeya," Diluc hissed, out of both pleasure, as he felt you choke and gag around him but also out of disapproval with how rough Kaeya was with you. Kaeya knew what he wanted to say so he didn't wait for Diluc to continue.

"I don't think we need to worry about being gentle. She seems to be enjoying being manhandled." Kaeya groaned at the tightness of your hole, as he pulled out to slam back in.

Drool began to seep out the corners of your mouth the more Kaeya pounded into you. It felt weird being penetrated in your ass, but you liked it. And that was evident when your pussy started clenching again around nothing as it dripped with your slick.

Diluc's free hand traveled inbetween your legs he could feel your juices coating your thighs. Seems Kaeya is right, you do like being manhandled. Well if that's what you like, Diluc certainly doesn't mind. With a smirk Diluc rubbed his finger against your swollen touch deprived clit. You moaned deeply looking up at Diluc needily.

"You really are a whore aren't you?" Diluc asked, "I bet you'd do this for anyone," he shoved two fingers deep inside.

Your body shook as tears of pleasure rolled down your face. But you shook your head to his accusation. You'd never dream of doing this with or to anyone else.

"Special service for us then?" Kaeya added, as he too shoved two of his fingers alongside with Diluc's.

You gasped around Diluc's cock and nodded quickly, mumbling a yes. About to remove from your mouth for air Kaeya plowed into while pushing your head back down with his unoccupied hand.

"Good little whores finish what they started before stopping," Kaeya stated with disapproval.

You whimpered, looking up at Diluc apologetically. He groaned thrusting his hips forward, letting his cock hit the back of his throat. You would have to make do with continuing to breath through your nose as difficult as it was becoming. You were quickly coming undone with how rough Kaeya was thrusting into your ass, not to mention the four fingers that dove deep into your pussy, stretching you wider as your slick gushed out making a dirty sloshing noise with each thrust of their fingers.

You worked faster on Diluc sucking deeply, that was his breaking point as he came in your mouth, as with Kaeya, you happily slurrped up his seed. Hearing your greedy slurps, Kaeya couldn't hold himself back, and came inside you. You moaned loudly, the feeling of Kaeya filling your ass made you cum around their fingers. Your body shook violently from your second orgasm. You panted deeply finally able to breath from your mouth.

Diluc sat up putting his hands on your hips as he slammed his lips into your open mouth, his tongue invaded your mouth as you struggled to keep up with him. You wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him closer as you rested your back against Kaeya's chest. Kaeya hummed in response, happy you hadn't forgotten about him. He pressed opened mouth kisses to your shoulder blade before making his way to your neck where he sucked and nipped, leaving dark hickies. You moaned as Diluc's lips left yours, trailing kisses down to the opposite side of your neck, leaving his own marks on you.

"K-Kae~ya. D-Di~luc." You moaned out.

"Yes princess?" They simultaneously asked in each ear. You bit lip, pulling both males closer.

"Oh? Are you still not satisfied baby?" Diluc cooed.

"Truly you are quite the whore," Kaeya chuckled, pushing both you and Diluc back down.

Kaeya made you straddle Diluc, his cock rubbed against your sensitive clit. It had you moaning already.

"Haven't even started and your already moaning." Kaeya mused as he lined himself up against your ass again.

Diluc gripped your thighs tightly as Kaeya groped your hips. Kaeya easily slid back inside without resistance, as he pushed you down onto Diluc. Both males now buried deep inside you. You let out a sob of pleasure. You've never been so full in your life. You could get used to this feeling, to the feeling of both of them claiming you from the front and back. You'd let them have their way with you whenever and wherever they wanted.

You placed your hands on Diluc's chest for support as your head hung lowly. A stream of moans flowed out of your lips as Diluc and Kaeya thrusts into you without mercy. Their pace fast, deep and hard. Unrelenting. It left you so brain dead you couldn't even moan out their names, it was just a series of 'ohs' and 'ahs' as they continued to drive into. It didn't take long at all before you were cumming all yourself and Diluc.

Your head was spinning, you were so dizzy from the pleasure, silent tears dripped down your face. Diluc cupped your cheek lovingly as he wiped the tears away. Shortly after your own release they had once again deposited their seed into you. You threw your head back with one last moan as they both pulled out of you. You whimpered gently.

You couldn't tell if you were falling, forward or backwards or upside down for that matter. You were still coming down from your high, all you knew was you had ended up in Diluc's arms, as he cradled you gently.

"You were so good for us princess." Diluc praised you softly. His praise made your chest flutter.

"Absolutely perfect," Kaeya reaffirmed, as he stroked your hair comforting. You let out a purr like sigh at the feeling.

And just like that, your remaining strength disapted and you were out like a light. When next you awoke, you were clean and dressed, albeit only in a flimsy night dress, it was still something. You rubbed your eyes as you sat up. You groaned at the pain in your lower half and legs. That's when you remembered what happened last night, your cheeks instantly flared up.

"Look who's finally awake." Kaeya's voice was the first to echo in the room.

"Good morning sleeping beauty." Diluc called out coming in beside Kaeya.

"Y-you...you two are unbelievable." Your face only got hotter. They only chuckled at you.

"I think you're the unbelievable one," Kaeya stated, "I'm pretty sure if you hadn't passed out, you'd want to continue." He teased.

You only groaned remembering how honry you got, throwing yourself down onto the bed. The bed dipped either side of you as Diluc and Kaeya sat down.

"We don't mind it you want to continue now though," Diluc purred in your ear.

And that's how round two started.

[vs-redemption]

Babe babe babe. Could I get some hcs about Kaeya?? 🥺 with a cheesy s/o who is super doting🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

I've never written for Kaeya before!! This is really exciting. Thank you Megan ♥ You've got the best taste in sexy boys.

Relationship Headcanons: Kaeya Alberich

Kaeya is not used to anyone doting on him, and his coping mechanism for that insecurity could be a lot better to be honest. He's probably going to tease and make fun of you patronizingly at first. (it's not actually to be mean, he's just trying to shift the discomfort off of himself.)

Despite his discomfort, Kaeya isn’t one to back down. He really wants to dote on you too. Expect random small gifts from him that he’ll shrug off as being no big deal. “Oh, you like these don’t you? Well then why don’t you keep it? I insist.”

Kaeya actually likes that you’re a bit cheesy, it makes it easier for him to fluster you. He’s not too proud to resort to cliche pick up lines or take you on classic overdone dates if it gets you to blush and look at him all starry eyed. “The stars? Hmm, yes they do look particularly beautiful tonight, but they still don’t hold a candle to the likes of you.”

Speaking of cheesy, this man has mastered the art of pet names. He slips them into conversation so flawlessly and it fuels his ego when he sees how much it affects you. But what really gets him is when you turn the tables and start using endearing nicknames on him too.

Kaeya will drag the flirting out forever if you let him. He acts all forward and confident but it terrifies him to actually cross the line and ask you out. He is afraid of being vulnerable and giving you the chance to reject him. He’s also nervous about having to drop his sexy facade and have you truly get to know him.

Once you’re dating, however, all he does is brag. He takes any chance to remind people that you have taken him off the market. He is very proud to be yours and maybe takes it a little too far when holding it over people’s heads. And while it might come across as arrogance, it’s actually done out of admirations and love for you. He knows that being with you makes him a better man.

Participate in my Spring Break Event

[rayofsunas]

s/o has freshly shaved legs. [2]

A/n: requested by anon, teehee. thank you!! also, not genshin related, but I just saw levi in the new season and whew, he could STILL get it if he asked :) also, to my readers out there, when I bring up “shoulder rides”, I know some some people may not feel comfortable with that (which is okay!), I didn’t type that to not include everyone, that’s why I wrote “he’s going to give you shoulder rides if you feel comfortable.” key word is comfortable, you guys can imagine this scene or not, it’s intended to not exclude anyone, despite size, etc. I only bring this up because I know a lot of readers may feel left out, but by insinuating comfortable, you’re free to imagine this or not! I hope I made sense/wasn’t rude <3 ;-; happy reading!!

Summary: s/o has freshly shaved legs.

Parings: Diluc/Reader, Xiao/Reader, Childe/Reader (all fem reader)

Warnings: swearing, nsfw themes implied, fluff?, crack

Word count: 1.5k

Diluc

Diluc is a pure GENTLEMAN, so he feels very guilty ogling at your legs

he’s drawn in because of how smooth and buttery (probably some lotion or oil he assumed) they look

eventually, after becoming embarrassed for staring, he’ll find the will to stop

after all, he’s a GENTLEMAN

but that doesn’t mean the thought of your legs leaves his mind, you’re dead fucking wrong

he can’t stop thinking about how soft they looked

if only he could reach out and touch you, just once, just for a second

goodness, he hates the way he feels and surprisingly, when Kaeya stops by the winery for his daily drink, diluc may or may not confide in his friend, brother, 

poor diluc, he’s too respectable and truly thinks it’s WRONG

“why can’t I stop staring at her legs?” he will mutter more to himself. “I feel disgusting.”

“well, she’s hot for one-”

poor Diluc, Kaeya is NO help, he only wants to flirt with you

Kaeya will continue to apologize and make cocky comments, but in the end he reassures it’s natural for lovers to feel this way

poor Diluc part 2

let's just say when he returns late in the dead of the night he refuses to even look at you

he’s so disturbed, poor boy, you’re probably his first s/o and he feels dirty for thinking lewdly about you from just seeing your thighs

he dips to your room so fast, he just wants to sleep it off

You were shocked, to say the least when he didn’t give you his usual hug and kiss on your cheek. Maybe he had a long day? That’s usually always the reason. But even then, before he retired for bed, he made sure to show some kind of affection. 

“Diluc, sweetheart, where are you going?” You called after him, ignoring how the servants kept trying to grab his jacket and hang it on one of the coat racks; he was having none of it.

“Bed.”

“Oh okay, wait, we can walk up together-” He was gone from sight. You sighed in annoyance, you disliked when he became distant. Nonetheless, you dismissed the three servants for the night and began traveling to your room.

Eventually, you arrived in your bedroom to find Diluc laying on the bed, clothes from today still on, as well as his boots. You clicked your tongue. Did he have to wear his boots in your bed? 

“Not even your boots are off?” You had said, shuffling around the bed to tug your lover's shoes off. He heard you grunt, seemingly having trouble with the simple task. 

In the meantime, he had taken notice of how you had shrugged off your robe and it was somewhere else in the room, leaving you only in a simple cotton nightgown. It wasn’t revealing at all, simple and classy how he liked it, but god damn it your legs were exposed.

A simple nightgown, that’s all it was, but why couldn’t it reach your ankles? No-he should not have such standards for you, especially when you’re comfortable. Why did he have to be so lewd...

“Was today a hard day? I didn’t see you after you left the winery earlier... Is everything okay?”

“Yeah.” He huffed, you mocked him, sitting next to him on the bed, eyeing him carefully. You shifted and although it wasn’t meant to reveal any more skin, the movement had... 

“I’m not a very good mind reader, so you’re going to have to tell me if somethings wrong-”

“Please don’t sit like that...”

“Like what? This is a normal sitting position.”

“Yes but...” He’d huffed again. You knew Diluc well enough to know that he wouldn’t say anything else, it seemed he was already having trouble enough.

“Are you being a horndog?” 

“A what- I’m sorry who are you?” He teased, though utterly confused. “You’ve been hanging out with Aether too much.”

“It’s okay, I saw you staring earlier. I don’t mind.”

poor Diluc

Diluc.exe has stopped working

he can’t believe he was stupid enough to stare AND get caught doing so

you’ll simply just respond by saying, “It’s okay, Diluc. I don’t mind, it makes me feel attractive. At least I’m doing something right.”

lol, it doesn’t matter though, he’s a blushing mess 

all he can think is that he’s better than kaeya, he has standards for himself, staring at a woman's thighs is NOT respectable

even if you’re his fiancee

Xiao

says he doesn’t care when you show him how smooth your legs are

ARGUES and SASSES you when you say you know he’s entranced 

he continues to say no

well guess what, he’s a stone-cold liar

he’ll probably stare once or twice, but otherwise won’t let you distract him

instead, he’ll touch your legs in private (as long as it’s okay with you)

he claims he doesn’t care, but he enjoys how soft they are

like wow

never in his life did he think someone could be so soft

all he wants to do is touch your legs, but sadly he has his duties

I think he’d be the type to touch your calves when in bed (just laying, pls no sexy times)

like when you’re both getting ready for bed, he’ll guide your leg to lay over his waist so it’s sorta hooked around him, and he’ll just rub your calves pls

he likes giving you a massage, it's his way of showing physical affection

and although it does lull you to sleep, the gesture is also comforting for him too

he loves your soft legs

pls don’t ever stop shaving as long as you’re comfortable (he loves you with shaved legs or not)

he may or may not become a little baby if he can’t touch your soft legs

like he’s not gonna shed tears

but, he’s gonna be BITTER AF

SALTY, is the right word

You just wanted to get up to use the bathroom, hell you were gonna pee your pants. But Xiao would not let go. Unfortunately, he’s a light sleeper, so he felt you shifting in the bed when you went to get up. 

“Don’t leave.” He whispered. 

“I have to pee, Xiao.” You said, guiding his prying hands away from your leg. 

“Your legs, soft. Please sleep,” He muttered incoherently, smoothing a calloused palm over your thigh. 

You frowned at the black and teal haired man. “I’m legit going to pee myself if you don’t let go.”

He didn’t answer. In conclusion, he’d fallen back asleep.

Childe

you knew better than to wear skirts, dresses; anything that revealed your legs

or else you’d be the subject of your boyfriend’s comments and staring

this was your own doing, childe thought, your fault

when he’s caught staring by you or anyone, he doesn’t care

as long as you’re comfortable, he doesn’t care that he stares at your legs

some of the elders around Liyue Harbor will scold him for his rudeness, calling him inappropriate

they dislike him so much, not all, but a good handful

but he DOES NOT CARE 

as long as you’re comfortable, he’ll continue to stare as long as he’d like

yes, even if he’s a perverted horndog, he’s still a respectable perverted horndog, he’s going to make sure you’re okay with everything he does/says

pls, he’s going to give you shoulder rides if you feel comfortable, just to nuzzle his cheeks into your inner thighs

and he’ll run his hands over smooth knees

he LIVES for your smooth legs, also just wanna say he doesn’t mind if you haven’t shaved your legs either, you’re gorgeous either way 

he’s the ultimate horndog and does not try to hide it, like Diluc and Xiao

he’s like Kaeya, but let’s be real he’s not going to try and fit every flirtatious comment into EVERY sentence like him

he’s more of a physical guy ;)

he’s going to leave lingering touches on your legs, pinch them teasingly, do whatever as long as he gets to touch them

just gonna say this, but kisses on smooth thighs? muah, he does this and has zero shame

not even during sexy times, he’ll do it if he’s laying his head on your legs and they happen to be exposed

he does not care, he can do whatever he wants, this is his way of showing his affection towards you

“You’re going to suffocate! Get your head out from between my thighs,” You scolded the orange-haired man. He chuckled, giving you very nonchalant vibes.

It was getting harder and harder to ignore the passersby’s stares, why did they have to be so nosy? Well... this wasn’t necessarily something everyone wanted to see, even if it was entirely innocent, it did look highly inappropriate. 

“Plus we’re in public, Childe!” You noted. 

“Please, who cares!” He taunted, nuzzling his head even further. Your face flushed hot. 

“Your legs are soft.”

“Yes, but do you have to do it like that? This looks wrong-”

As I said, he does not care!!

2.4.21, rayofsunas

[chickenparm]

Dunno why you'd take me for a Diluc stan, that man has less flavour than a stale Pringle, probably even less than Childe.

Though he is more mentally stable (besides acting like Dollar Tree Batman), so he's got that going for him?

No, I'm a Kaeya Connoisseur, the original Genshin Sexy Man™

Also, Shenhe. Just-- Shenhe. That's it that's all, she's the best, that's the hill I'll die on

(pls I don't mean any of this seriously, I'm deadass just memeing everyone enjoys characters for different reasons.

Childe's cool.

Diluc isn't, I truly hate him with a fiery passion)

oh no i know you're memeing so am i rofl

hang on let me just... let me just dig up a screenshot.... one second...

kaeya the kind of mf to fuck you once(1 time) and never stop hitting you up on snapchat and tinder and instagram and facebook messenger and twitter DMs and tiktok messages and-

[kaeyats]

Another Kaeya lover! Man I'm so happy to have found you, and we're both enfps?!

Anyways, talk about the Alberich lore drop.

saw your other ask and almost died out of excitement. saw this ask and i'm actually dead now, lol. am typing in the afterlife and god's actually pretty cool with all my bs.

BUT ANYWAY, fellow ENFP!! fellow chaos-sparker, glitter-eater and frog-poker friend, i can't believe this!! i don't get much interaction in the blog apart from my occasional new besties and loyal askers and you're a kaeya-kisser too!!!! sOBBING. SOBBING AMD CHOKENING FROM HAPPINESS' BIG BALLS.

i didn't actually know about the new lore drops, legit had to google it with confusion on my face (someone tell me how to find the lore in game). and oH GOD, MY HEART WENT SUMMERSAULTING AND VIBRATING FR. haven't gotten kaeya content in-game for so long, literally mihoyo or hoyoverse or whatever, please start treating this man better before i start arsoning industrial buildings (/j, don't sue me 🥺🥺).

i found it quite.. interesting. had mixed feelings about it. for one, am very disappointed since it kind of contradicts the secret prince kaeya theory, hell, not even that, it openly opposes it. was very big on that theory because i have an open appreciation towards taking audience expectations and handing it a giant middle finger before 360-ing your story (which is technically what they did by contradicting popular theories, but still, really wanted kaeya to have more dramatic flair bcoz i'm power-hungry, making him not a prince just felt like watering down the hype around him). also very disappointed that kaeya doesn't have that much content about himself since he's a free 4-star character, had he been otherwise then i'm willing to bet that rather than getting text only, we could actually get voice-acted cutscenes. but you never know, they could be saving all the kaeya-kisser feeds for when the story is nearing the actual end-game (khaenri'ah's open involvement and all). on the other hand, it felt very refreshing and a part of me felt... satisfied at the very least. we never actually get to see this side of kaeya in-game, we know kaeya the cavalry captain, kaeya the drunkard, kaeya your friendly neighborhood lonely sexy guy, kaeya with the step-bro issues, but never actually "kaeya, a citizen of khaenri'ah and a descendant of the alberich clan", you know? we know he's a spy, but we don't really get to see much of his thoughts and involvements regarding his primary objectives. so getting to know all of that information, it's like a whole nation unfolded in front of my very eyes. it felt like i could see and walk the lands of khaenri'ah before it had been wrecked to pieces. it felt like i got to watch a younger kaeya suffer and smile and be part of his nation, you know? really hope we get more content with this man because he deserves the whole god damn multiverse. if they don't plot twist him into a truly threatening force to the traveler and give him godly scaramouche-level voicelines then i will isekai my giant forehead against a truck and burn teyvat into ashes myself. that's basically it, friend! thank you so much for this. :DD

[ria-aaa]

secrets

kaeya has secrets. you do, too.

kaeya x fem!reader

warning! spoilers ahead!

Kaeya could still the day he met you. He remembered every single moment with you, as clear as the water in Starfell Lake.

That particular day, he had gone to Angel's Share for a drink, and maybe gather information from the bar's regular patrons. It was something he did regularly, but when he went there that day, the last thing he expected was to fall in love.

The first thing he saw was your back. You stood in front of the bar with your hands on your waist. Your stance was defiant, challenging even. Diluc, was on the other side of the bar, clearly unamused. The two of you were arguing over something. Normally, Kaeya would've paused just to figure out what the argument was about, but he didn't even hesitate when he made his way forward to interrupt the argument before it caused a rowdy bar fight.

He didn't know it was even possible for him, but when your eyes met, both of you were instantly in love.

The argument was quickly over, and Kaeya whisked you away to the bar's second floor to talk.

You were an adventurer from Liyue, traveling all around Teyvat until you arrived at Mondstadt. Kaeya quickly found out that you usually stayed in one city for quite a while, which explained why he had only seen you now. You two bonded over so many common interests, he was genuinely surprised to find someone so like-minded.

Days passed, with you spending most of your time with him. If he was unavailable, you'd usually be somewhere in the city. If not, you were somewhere in Windrise, just lying on the grass and staring at the sky. Whenever he finds you there, he'd lie down beside you and you'd talk for hours on end.

Kaeya didn't know what it was like to be just a normal person, talking about their favorite things or arguing about their favorite things with the person they liked. He didn't know it was even possible for someone like him until he met you.

You were bright. You spoke your mind out. You laughed at anything and everything. It was almost as if you radiated happiness, and even though he wasn't sure if he deserved to, Kaeya basked in it, letting your laughter and your smile be the light to him.

At his suggestion, you found a place to stay within the city. At first, you didn't even seem to need it as you would go for days without even sleeping there. You would simply laugh about it when Kaeya pointed it out, complaining about how he must have looked like a fool knocking on your door when there was no one in there in the first place.

That all stopped, however, after the first night Kaeya stayed over at your place after you both had too much to drink. He somehow ended up in your bed and the both of you somehow woke up in each other's arms.

In your sleepy state, your forehead bunched up as you squinted at him. Kaeya truly knew he was whipped when at that moment, he still found you stunning.

"...this was not how I imagined what waking up next to you would be like."

He smirked. "You imagined waking up next to me in bed?"

"With someone as sexy as you? How can I not?" you snorted, turning over in bed to face the other way.

That made Kaeya laugh.

"So how is it? Is it better than you imagined?" he teased.

Your answer came in an instant.

"Way much better."

Later on, when Kaeya showed up at the Knights' headquarters, he'd think about those words and instantly smile. He would tell you about that days later, just to tease you.

Days turned into weeks. Kaeya started crashing at your place (you two had agreed to call it as such until you were both ready to call it "moving in together"). Of course, you two kept that up until a good few months had passed and you finally had enough of it, telling him to just finally move in. You were so cute when you made your demand, he couldn't help but tease you just a bit before giving in.

At this point, everyone in the city knew that there was something going on between the two of you. The bar patrons would nudge and tease Kaeya about it, at how he and the adventurer got along really well. He would smile, happy at the fact that you were, indeed, his.

You didn't need words to confirm it; at this point, it was an irrevocable fact that you both belonged to each other.

At some point, it became your habit to share things about you at night while you two lay side by side. You would tell him what's going on in your mind at that moment. In hushed whispers, you'd tell him secrets that you've never told anyone else. You didn't trust anyone enough to share them, not until he came into your life.

Kaeya knew what you were afraid of. He knew of your insecurities, of what you really thought of something. You poured your heart out in those midnight moments with him, when you were unable to sleep and he'd stay up with you, trying to distract your mind.

You shared everything. Kaeya did not.

It wasn't like he didn't want to. He wanted to give you some part of him, some part of his soul or something. He wanted someone else to know of the weight he carried on his shoulders. He wanted you, most especially, to know what he was afraid of, of his doubts, of why he was there in Mondstadt from the start.

But he just couldn't tell you. At least not yet. Not until he was ready.

Weeks turned into months. Then, one day, you told him you needed to go to Liyue to visit a close friend of yours for their birthday. Kaeya, albeit upset at the idea of not seeing you for days, decided to go with you at least as far as Stone Gate. This seemed to make you happy and Kaeya enjoyed traveling with you.

While you were gone, Kaeya took the time to think about his next move. He trusted you enough now; if he told you his secret, you'd be the last person to betray him. When his train of thought moved onto marriage, Kaeya almost slammed his head onto his desk, surprising the knights in the room.

He did consider asking you to marry him. He couldn't imagine life without you by his side nor a life where he would come home to you and listen to you tell him how your day went.

He let out a sigh, watching a knight leave the room. Maybe he'll wait for you to come home first so you both could talk about it. For now, he'll focus on figuring out whether or not he should tell you about his most well-kept secret.

The secret about his past. The one secret he could never reveal to anyone.

He figured out his answer when he got a letter from you, delivered by an adventurer from Mondstadt who happened to be on his way back to the city. Your letter was long. The first part was about how you'd probably be back in a week; the rest of the letter was about how Liyue was lonely without him, how much you missed him, and how he should definitely go with you to Liyue next time.

You always signed your letters to him the same way: "Yours forever. I love you."

He smiled and tucked the letter into his pocket. He should find the time to tell you soon.

Kaeya figured out you were home when he went home one day from a mission and the light was on from the bedroom window. He excitedly rushed inside, and found you lying on the bed, covering your eyes with your arm.

"Hey! You're back!"

You uncovered your eyes and looked at him with a tired smile. "Kaeya~ I missed you."

"You're tired, aren't you?"

You chuckled guiltily. "Yeah. I didn't sleep and focused on coming home to you."

Kaeya tutted as he took the heavy garments off his person. He climbed into bed with you, pulling you close.

"You should've rested."

"I know. But when I think about how lonely you must have been without me, I knew I had to get home faster."

"You wound me."

"Just admit you missed me, idiot."

He smiled and pressed a kiss to your forehead.

"Fine. I missed you."

"There you go! I missed you too."

The next morning, you were already awake before him, simply watching him sleep.

"Good morning, sleepyhead."

"Good morning." He brushed a lock of hair away from your face. "Do you have any plans today?"

"Hmm... I don't think so. I'll tell you if something does come up, though. Why do you ask?"

"I need to tell you something important."

"Can't you tell me now?"

"Where's the fun in that?" he teased.

You rolled your eyes. "Fine, fine."

He grinned, staring at you. "I know it's only been like weeks, but I really missed you."

"Being clingy isn't really your thing, Kaeya Alberich," you teased. Before he could reply, you continued, "But I like it. It looks like you really did miss me."

"Why does that sound questionable?"

"Anyone who saw you would think that being clingy isn't your style, you know."

"Then I'm glad I'm only clingy to you."

You smiled, and how Kaeya missed seeing it.

"As you should be."

Your day went on as it normally does, with Kaeya heading off to the Knights' headquarters, and you just roaming around Mondstadt.

As the sun started to set, a knight entered the room Kaeya was in, with a message from you.

"Captain, I have a message for you."

He looked up. "What is it?"

Something had come up and you were on your way to the cliff across the lake near the Dawn Winery. According to the knight, you might take a while but you'd try to be home before dinner. To this, Kaeya simply shrugged and decided that he'd go to you instead.

He didn't find you easily, though, not until he trekked closer to the area near Stone Gate. You were making your way back, with a serious expression he didn't quite recognize (which, honestly, shocked him).

"Hey there."

You looked up and that expression shifted to one of surprise.

"Kaeya! What are you doing here?"

"I came looking for you clearly. I was also thinking that maybe we could go stargazing out here tonight."

You moved closer to him and smiled. "That sounds like a good idea."

"What were you doing here anyway?"

"Liyue Katheryne sent me a message through Mondstadt Katheryne for a commission. I was available so I went and did it."

"Huh. Was it hard?"

You rolled your eyes and lightly punched his shoulder. "You underestimate me."

"Oh, I'm sure you can do anything. Just don't want you straining yourself."

"Ah, now you're sucking up to me."

"Is it working?"

You finally smiled. "Only because it's you."

You linked your arm with his and he led you to an area with a clearer view of the night sky. When you both were finally laying on the grass like you were back in Windrise on a sunny day, you finally asked him, "What was it you wanted to tell me?"

"I..." Kaeya swallowed a lump in his throat. This was harder than he expected. But you were you, and Kaeya knew that you'd understand even better than anyone.

He looked into your eyes, finding patience and understanding. That only encouraged him more.

And so, Kaeya spilled. He told you of his past, of how he came to the city of the wind. He told you of the mission his father put him up to before he was abandoned near the Dawn Winery where the master, Diluc's father, took him in and treated him as a son. He told you of how he was meant to start a war within all of Teyvat.

You were quiet for a while after he was done speaking. Kaeya grew nervous; he didn't know what you were thinking of. He never learned how to, considering that you always spoke your mind out.

You sat up and he quickly followed, trying to gauge your reaction. To his surprise (or was it horror?), your expression was the same serious one he didn't recognize earlier.

It was almost as if he didn't know you.

"I know."

Kaeya stopped in his tracks. He stared at you with wide-eyes, speechless as you stood up, patting the dirt of your clothes. You turn to him, the serious expression never leaving your face, and the dead light in your eyes almost made you unrecognizable.

"You have shared your deepest secret, and now I am obliged to do the same."

Horror, anger, betrayal. Kaeya felt all those things as you took out a pair of gloves from your vest and tugged them onto your fingers.

"I traveled over Teyvat, researching on the Kingdom of Khaenri'ah for Her Royal Highness the Tsaritsa of Snezhnaya."

At that, Kaeya jumped to his feet, pulling out his sword.

The last thing he expected was for you to be a part of the Fatui.

"You..."

You stared him dead in the eye; he knew the disbelief and hurt was evident on his expression, seeing how your eyes softened just a tiny bit.

"And while I was in Inazuma, I caught wind of a plot, a plot so ancient, and it involved sending the kingdom's last hope to Mondstadt and seeking war with Tevyat."

You stood in place while Kaeya took his stance.

"Under Her Royal Highness's orders, I came to Mondstadt. And you, Kaeya Alberich, have given me the final puzzle piece."

He grit his teeth. He shouldn't have told you.

"You shouldn't have told me, Kaeya," you said, saying his name the same way you did while you two lay in bed.

"You tricked me," he growled. "You lied to me!"

Hurt flashed in your eyes before you closed them.

"With this, I have enough information to give to the Tsaritsa."

Kaeya yelled and lunged at you. You dodged easily and he quickly used his Cryo ability to attack again. You kept dodging, until Kaeya made a move he knew you could never escape.

To his horror, a bright flash of purple emanated from you and he was thrown back. He quickly gathered his bearings, glaring at the purple vision that now glowed as you took it out.

Of course you'd lie about having a Vision.

"Kaeya..."

Without another word, he lunged towards you again, fighting your Vision with his. You blocked every blow, refusing to make an attack of your own.

"Don't say my name," he growled. "Not after you just lied to me!"

Your jaw visibly clenched and before Kaeya knew it, you had disappeared in a flash of purple lightning, appearing a few feet away from him.

"I'm willing to offer you a deal, Kaeya Alberich."

He threw you a glare, ignoring the throb of pain in his chest.

"You could let me go and report all of the information I have to the Tsaritsa."

"As if -"

"Or," you cut him off. Your eyes, no longer bright, were suddenly sad.

"Or you could get rid of me and the information I gathered will be gone forever."

He froze. He didn't think it was possible for him to feel even more betrayed and horrified.

"You're saying -"

"I'm saying you can kill me. I'd let you do it in a heartbeat."

He grit his teeth. "Why are you doing this?"

You answered quietly, like you were afraid that the wind might pick it up and someone would overhear it.

"Because I don't want to do this to you."

Kaeya stared at you before letting out a laugh.

"It's too late for that."

"Kaeya," you pleaded. "You -"

"Do you really think that I could kill you?"

"Yes."

You had said it so confidently, like you knew that when it came down to it, Kaeya would never choose you over the mission his father had left him.

The thought hurt him. He had already betrayed his father by telling you in the first place.

"Go."

You stopped, staring at him with wide eyes.

"Kaeya -"

"Go, and never show yourself again. Don't even dare think of me, or even let me hear of you."

You opened your mouth to speak but you quickly closed your mouth.

Kaeya's last sight of you was of you crying before you disappeared in a blast of purple lightning.

Were everything you said lies? Kaeya wanted to hate you, to forget that you even existed.

But it seemed it was too late for that.

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Weeks had gone by since you had left.

Kaeya walked through the streets of Mondstadt, ignoring the townspeople as they talked about how they never saw you again. Lisa brought it up once but Kaeya simply waved it off, telling her that you had simply gone back to Liyue.

Of course, it was a lie.

While he kept up his confident and charming persona, Kaeya couldn't stop thinking of you. He'd pass by the restaurant you both frequented, and he'd be reminded of you when he saw your favorite food. He moved out of the house after he imagined you lying on the bed, waiting for him.

Everything reminded him of you. And he hated it.

Kaeya preoccupied himself with work. And it was at the Knights of Favonius's headquarters where he received the most unlikely guest.

Diluc would never enter the headquarters nor go looking for him if it wasn't something extremely important.

"Well, look who decided to drop by," he teased.

Diluc's expression remained unchanged but when he spoke, his voice sounded somber.

"Kaeya."

The news Diluc had for him was enough to make his knees give way, and Kaeya sank down on his chair, staring at the redhead with utter disbelief.

A group of adventurers had found you extremely injured and on the brink of death in Lingju pass. They said you might have been in that state for days. You somehow managed to ask them to take two letters to the Dawn Winery.

Minutes later, you were gone.

"She asked me to give you this," Diluc continued, handing Kaeya a bloodstained letter. Your handwriting was shaky, very much unlike the pristine way you always wrote.

He stared at it for a long time, not even noticing when Diluc had left. He was alone now, and with trembling fingers, he picked the letter up.

"Kaeya,

I'm sorry.

For betraying you, for hurting you. Gods knew I never wanted to. I'm sorry. I don't deserve your forgiveness, so please don't even think of forgiving me. I deserve your hatred and rage.

But even then, I can't help but think of wanting to see you one last time as I write this.

I don't think I have much longer to live, Kaeya. But I knew I had to tell you somehow.

I never told anyone your secret. I never gave any of the information I had gathered for years, even to the Tsaritsa. I knew I couldn't, not after I found out about you and not after I fell in love with you.

Thank you for loving me, Kaeya. Thank you for loving me, for accepting me and embracing me even when I couldn't be who I truly was with you. Even when everything I told you was a mix of truth and lies.

Thank you for everything.

Yours forever. I love you."

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[wri0thesley]

please Nat I need to know more about your thoughts on sadist Genshin men

dgjnbjfgkbnkf yeah. yeah . . . i leant a lot into yandere/non-con/dark content territory here so. warnings ahead for that! and the sadism/masochism/blood/bruises/medical warning too. this one is kinda gross. it's fine. i'm kind of gross

there is a difference, i think, between the characters who enjoy sadism as part of something else (zhongli, for instance, has a discipline kink; sadism falls in with that, but he's not all that interested in hurting you just because it gets him off. it's really the punishment and the power he holds in that scenario that pleases zhongli), and the characters who are into hurting you for no reason other than they think it's incredibly sexy when you're in pain.

well, like i said. i think albedo is very much a closet sadist. it really did start as an innocent interest; his pain receptors are a little different to most ordinary humans (he doesn't feel the cold, for instance), so the way that people react to pain is an understandable thing for him to want to pick apart and understand. he doesn't realise it's sexual at all until it's someone he's interested in - poor reader probably gets hurt by accident, and albedo tries to pretend that he is calm and his interest is purely professional, but the terrible part is that . . . the noise you made, the tears in your eyes, the sniffle of pain . . . he heard those and immediately found himself hard. and the thought of it won't leave him alone! he's the kind of man who exhausts his interest in things and moves on, but this particular interest isn't going anywhere. he thinks perhaps being able to do something about it might help - but oh, the gasps of hurt and the sounds when you cry and the words you choose when you beg him to stop change every time, they're never the same, and - alas! - it seems that his experiments need to continue.

childe is a sadomasochist, in a fashion. he's excited by the struggle; likes a little bit of power play when he's got his conquest and lover underneath him. likes them to scratch nails down his spine, and likes, too, to give back in kind - he just enjoys the fight. getting hurt is a good part of that; proof that you've got a spark in you! it gets his blood pumping. of course, if you do hurt him, he gives back tenfold - but that's just what you should have expected, right? he's simply more powerful than you. and he thinks it's utterly adorable to watch you accept that. overpowering you gets him going, and it's much more satisfying if there's truly something there to overpower.

kaeya, a little like zhongli, likes the power aspect. despite his position in the knights and the respect he has won, his past does still weigh on him; that fear of having nothing, of not belonging, of insecurity and instability. so what better way is there to make him feel like he does have control of you than making you hurt? he's nice to you when he does it, and that's what makes it worse; arrogantly teasing you in between spanks, with an 'oh, my, you're really enjoying this, aren't you? i didn't know i was that good with my hands!' kaeya's arrogant bastard persona is mostly bluster, but he also knows that it works; and with you, whimpering in pain, sniffling, willing to do anything so that he doesn't hurt you more . . . it really is a huge power rush that he's unwilling to let go of. he hurts you more, anyway; he can't help that you're just so pretty when you're in pain.

dottore could lie to himself in the same way as albedo tries to, that this is all research material - you know, how bodies react to pain (so that he can make his own perfect humans more resistant), that kind of thing . . . but dottore has been at this long enough and accepted his darker side well enough to simply know that he enjoys watching someone cry and sob and beg and bleed and bruise. there is a deep sexual thrill for him in both the noises of pain you make when you're aware of them, and the noises you make when you're drugged to the hilt. there is some research involved, but it's less to do with anything serious and more for his . . . personal enjoyment. the noises, the squirming (oh, especially when you're restrained on his operating table - that's one of his favourites. your attempts to run from the pain when all you can do is lie there and take it), the pleading, the way you'll do anything to get out of it. his sadism kink is tied into fearplay in a big way.

ayato has a bit of a discipline kink, too; training you into a perfect little loyal puppy who won't answer back, who'll just give when he wants it, who is utterly devoted to him - but unlike zhongli, he really really does like the whimpering and the sobbing. so much so that he picks fault even when you've done something perfectly; trips you up with brand new rules and customs, springs them on you when you're not expecting them, just so he can see that flash of fear in your eyes that you're about to get hurt. no matter how perfect you might be for ayato, he'll find some excuse and reason to dig his fingers harder into you, bite your thighs, hit you with expensive leather . . . you just sing so sweetly when he does.

[catcze]

I have so many thoughts about him I want to marry him so so SO bad you don't even know catte, he has so many layers and yes he's the most attractive man ever but also I will fight anyone in the mcds parking lot to anyone that simply boils him down to "sexy flirt tht will cheat on you" BC MY MAN WOULD NEVER HE HAS ABANDONMENT ISSUES 🤬🤬 I WOULD HOLD HIS HAND AND catte.... If this man even SLIGHTLY bends over to pick something up-- it's game over. I'm going to slap his ass so hard it turns concave.

Think about it, he's such a romantic man it's almost sickening. Does he have very high emotional walls? Absolutely have you seen him? The way he dresses the way he talks?? That's not someone who is mentally well. But he would try so hard for his love and *grip hair*

Anyways anyone who tells me kaeya isn't the absolute pinnacle of he/they energy is like telling nicki minaj that every bitch isn't her son 😨😨😠

Urs truly, ☄️ anon

'it turns concave' ANON PLS THAT MADE ME LAUGH HASDKAN

Naw but !! you're right tho !! Even tho I might not have the best understanding of Kaeya yet, and I'm sure my knowledge of his lore leaves much to be desired, I 100% agree that he doesn't seem like the type to cheat on his partner :(( And I agree with you saying that even tho it might be new to him, he would deffo try his best to keep his s/o happy. Even if his efforts seem a little clumsy sometimes, even if he gets embarrassed from how outside he is from his usual field, point is that he tries. There might be days where it's a bit harder, or when he's a little lost on what to do, and he gets terrified by the thought that he's doing things wrong and he covers all those emotions up with a coy smile and some witty one-liners in front of others, at the end of the day he'll always end up melting in your arms, comforted by your touch :((

Idk man but I can deffo see Kaeya as the kind of person who doesn't fall head-over-heels, lets-get-married-tomorrow in love with someone at first sight, but that when he eventually does love someone to the point that he lets them see past his walls, he literally love that person with all his heart :((