#kaden speaks

[kadens-a-bee]

This might be my favorite mcc team they literally fucking got into the finals because they drunk spammed yaoi in the game chat

[kadens-a-bee]

Okay idk who this guy is but I'm gonna look him up rq

have i played baldur's gate 3 yet? no

have i seen gameplay of the entire game? no

am i still an astarion fangirl? YESYESYESYESYES why do they not make men like that anymore 😭😭

[morpheus-child-phobos-legacy]

Kayne's new and improved radio is placed on Kaden's desk, with a cassette tape titled "Funny videos - 1 (we abuse the gods!!). It's a collection of a bunch of people swearing and ranting about the gods in turn, and then finally cuts to-

"A much healthier way for you to express your..uh, distaste with the gods. No harm done except maybe to the god's egos! Anyway, to conclude, Dike is a (censored bleeps follow, indicating a lot of cursing) and she does not deserve an ounce of my time! Wow, that already feels better."

@justice-blood-and-tea

When Kaden finds the radio on his desk, he chuckles, a little sadly. Kayne’s just left. And left him—well, not in the breaking up sense, but in the three thousand miles apart sort of a way.

It’s not that he doesn’t understand her voyage to see her family. He’d do the same, if it meant he could see his sister again.

So he does understand. It’s just: three thousand miles. Wow.

She swore she’d write, but in the meantime, Kaden can’t do much. So he listens to the cassette tape.

And he starts to laugh. And then cry.

.o0o.

By this point, it’s become a bit of a routine. Three weeks have passed—three long, painful, horrible weeks—and he listens to the tape again and again. Specifically Kayne’s part.

He has to tilt his head back today and blink rapidly. It’s one of those days. Kayne’s letters have somewhat dried up. Is she in pain? Injured? Dead?

He listens to her speech one last time. It’s happy and angry and so perfectly Kayne that he stands up to look out at Half-Blood Hill, illuminated by the moon.

“Kayne, where are you?”

[dameronswife]

i love logging on and seeing my self ship buddies' posts, y'all make logging onto this site so much more joyful!

[kadens-a-bee]

OH BRO I GOTCHU

I barely know what a vtuber concert looks like but I'm assuming the worst

There's like a big screen and it shows the models of the vocaloids and they're doing their thing they're dancing and shit and there's also usually an irl band playing the songs

Ig imagine a vtuber concert but like actually good idk aodhls

I just realized how hard it is for me to explain- I could send some video examples if that's alright??

"Im gonna go see miku live next year!!"

..SHES NOT REAL????? VOCALOID FANS CONFUSE ME SO HARD WTF

IS IT LIKE- THOSE RLY CRINGEY VTUBER CONCERTS???!?!?!??!

[therealsirsticker]

anyways do not pay attention to this post at all but I feel like the women in FNAF songs always go harder than the guys. generally. why is that. maybe I'm just a misandrist.

[kylos-starlight]

Hello Anakin! Got any interesting stories about sparring with Kaden?

"Oh, well… I could tell you a few stories about sparring with Kaden, but I think might get into trouble. Since you asked, who am I to say no?

You know, they try to act unphased, but the second I get close they can't hide that cute little blush.

It’s honestly one of my favorite things, watching them try to keep it together when we’re on the training mats.

There was this one time, I'm not even sure if they realized it—but I was showing them a quick counter move, and just as I grabbed their wrist to flip them… their face turned this incredible shade of red.

I might have held on a little longer than necessary, just to see how flustered they'd get and when they try to focus on their technique, it’s like they don’t know where to look, especially when I pull off a move that involves, say, a lot of footwork and spinning. It is adorable how they stammer.

Honestly, though I think they are just as good as me… you know, when they're not busy staring, of course.

Oh, and then there was that one time Kaden got so flustered during a sparring match that they forgot which side their training weapon was on. They tried to pull it out dramatically, only to realize it was still clipped to the other side of their belt.

I’ll admit, I might’ve winked at them right before it happened.... It is practically an unfair advantage at this point.

I cannot help it however, they're just too cute and easy to rile."

[ama-ships]

This is not selfship related BUT 8 years ago today~ @cosmic-kaden went on a trip to another city to see one of my favourite bands live~ This band is Muse~ We had so much fun and I am so fond of the memories and fond of the fact the first time I experienced Muse live, it was with my best friend~

I really hope we can go to more concerts together cause it's always so much fun! Such a wonderful experience but I also hope that one day we can go to a concert for a favourite band of theirs because I wanna share in the love of something they love~ <3

I can say without a doubt I love being able to get into something that my bestie loves~ We're close even without the different things we like~ But if I can experience things in life with them as my best friend, there's nothing that will stop me~ I love them so much and being friends for over 20 years I wouldn't give them up for anything~

[kadens-a-bee]

Oh fuck yeah my favorite *cromch*

Trick or treat? :0

Hey kaden, cinder block

[always-a-mad-comet]

Made my friend watch gfa with me and now he has terminal mash brainrot :)

[kadens-a-bee]

PHIL LOOKING AT THE CAMERA AND SHAKING HIS HEAD WHEN QUACKITY SAID THEY WERE CHOSEN FOR THEIR SMARTS

[ask-the-six-human-souls]

For: Pate, Matthew, Lucase , Kaden.

Letter: D

I'm curious as to what their high school lives would've been like if they weren't killed beforehand or were homeschooled..

Thank you.

(("D- What was their highschool experience like?"

Ok! Got it! Lets see...

Pate & Matthew: I feel like if none of them had climbed Mt. Ebott, Matthew would have eventually still went against his friends and would have tried to be friends with Pate! Pate might have still not shown up at school for awhile...but it would have not been for such a dark reason. And, honestly?? A "nothing goes wrong" AU with these two would be the best -w-

Kaden: I feel like if Kaden hadn't been homeschooled, he would have had a decent amount of friends at school! Hes just too nice! >w< He would have been the kid that brought treats to school for other students birthdays, lol!

Lucas: I think he would have been apart of some extracurricular activities if he had actually went to school! Mostly soccer or like...spelling bee? If thats still a thing? But, other than that, probably not too many friends. He a shy boi lol

[kadens-a-bee]

>:|

@kadens-a-bee >:)

[gargalezthesia]

this song is so cynonaricore https://open.spotify.com/track/6f4HCP1JLS0ia5UdZ7hgJV?si=1fqpgnhbT5WSIGyvMm9JJg

[cherrylight]

KADEEENNNN MY FAV DUDE, I just wanted to let you know that you’re honestly amazing and deserve the world, dude!!

You can always ramble to me about anything (your selfship, your s/i, media that you like etc) and I’LL ALWAYS BE HELLA INTERESTED FRFR!!

Either way, I wanted to ask you a silly lil question BUT what troupes do you think fit your selfship the best?

(Again, I seriously hope your day’s going well and I hope stuff gets better for you, you’re honestly the most amazing best friend I could ever ask for frfr)

htsdjfdhfjdgdfh explodes

i could not answer this right when i got on and that im so distracted lol but this is so SWEET scarlet ily /p

id love to ramble to you about literally anything but then i have a fear im being annoying or i just TALK TOO MUCH which like i guess is NORMAL BUT HSDJGDFGKDFHLFDH

i have so many things i wanna share to you abt my s/i tbh but fear and im like i will Never Say Words Ever </3

ok im getting so sidetracked here lol buuuuuut YOUR QUESTION ISNT SILLY ITS AWESOME i cannot think about it though bc i go insane <3

but i think the kadidave ship stems from friends / best friends to lovers (obvi), height differences (comfort purposes ftw), uh mutual pining perhaps, soulmates (i am a sucker for soulmates ok). ok i KNOW you said what fits my selfship BEST and i feel those are the right answers but id like to throw in hurt/comfort for funsies (aka i like angst) <- will think of more later on but these are the ones that come to me

(today has been a lot better than yesterday so i think its going well :] altho i dont want to jinx myself but its been a bit better! + youre so sweet <3)

[officermorozov]

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