#kaching

[high-jinxx]

"im straight" "im the president" "im smart"

yeah well

I. AM. THE MONEYYYY💸💸

[bandana-enthusiast]

Monét's Slumber Party theme song WILL be stuck in my head for a week thank you

[autumnhobbit]

decided to seasonally switch to one of my other wallets as ya do and discovered $100 cash in it. how i left $100 and didn’t think to move it to the other wallet idk but i’m not complaining

[heavylittlepeople]

[lazer-exe]

made the ultimate move to give 14 year old me a stroke and got vip tickets for Dan and Phil's new tour lmao

[greatbritishsimchallenge]

i need to know how much money elisaria has even if you say it in the most cryptid way

Let me put it this way...

Her father Neville made his money by farming perfect orchids, turning them into pristine Orchid flower arrangements and selling them at the sales table for a 300% profit. One arrangement would sell for around 32k. He could sell 5 - 10 of those a DAY. And he did that from the age of a teenager until I switched control to Elisaria (by which point he was an elder). PLUS William and Rogue had earned 500k over their farming career, so Neville was building on that. PLUS he completed both of the Fortune aspirations, so every week he would earn huge interest on his household funds. PLUS his bills were tiny because everyone had the trait 'frugal' and he spent most of his life in a micro home.

In short -

[kattling]

all i wanna do is

gun emoji gun emoji gun emoji gun emoji

[rowen1997]

#Easiest_Way_ToGet_Money💸

[lanadelreggaeton]

found a way to hack my nespresso machine by emptying the pods without damaging the barcode and placing generic brand coffee pads inside so i don't have to buy more nespresso pods

[air-rising]

what does 777 mean

Exactly

[cosmiqr]

I’ve listened to ‘This Song Is Awesome’ so many times now in the past three weeks Thats it’s already in my top five songs on Spotify stats and I know all the lyrics by heart

"my nail just chipped" "my hair needs to be cut" "my arms arent strong enough"

yeah well

MY LIFE IS AWESOME THIS BEAT IS AWESOME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪🗣🗣0101011💸💸💸🔥🔥🔥

[mermaidinthecity]

Dig deeper in your pocket. Ooh, yeah, ah. Come on, I know you've got it. Dig deeper in your wallet. Whoa. All we ever want is more. A lot more than we had before. So take me to the nearest store. Ka ching! Can you hear it ring? Ka ching! It makes you wanna sing. Ka ching! It's such a beautiful thing. Ka ching! Ka ching! Lots of diamond rings. Ka ching! The happiness it brings. Ka ching! You'll live like a king with lots of money and things. Ka ching! Can you hear it ring? Ka ching! It makes you wanna sing. Ka ching! You'll live like a king with lots of money and things. Ka ching!

Ka-Ching! by Shania Twain

[florestxiv]

The WoL situationship. 😔👌

[andellaheartz]

A child left crying will cry forever

[alexandy99]

I’m stoked my new curvage videos sold really well this weekend:3 I guess people really want to see me inflate my big jiggly belly right in their face🤭 and chug giant wg shakes🥵

I’m going to get some food to celebrate🤤

[wren-is-a-wreck]

EVERYONE STOP DROP AND ROLL RAY WINTERS LIKED MY POST SOMEONE HELP ME IM GOING CRAZY HE LIKED MY POST MISCHA LIKED MY POST

Thanks for coming to my rant (this was on my other account btw)