#kaamed

[beau-gar]

KAAMED & ALEX

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[not-a-kaleshi-saanp]

Darling, YOU YES YOU:-

Are sitting like a shrimp, stop torturing your spine

When was the last time you drank water, reach your bottle and drink water.....NOW

Kitaben khuli hai par phone bhi khula hai...to kripya apne phone ko band karein aur uss kitab ko padhna shuru kare

Pichle 4 ghante se ek jagah par bethe ho, utho aur apne muscle stretch Karo warna cramp aa jaayega

Kabse screen dekh rahe ho, palak to jhapkao warna aankhein sookh jaayengi

NOW...mate stop procrastinating

[misssclumsy]

Maut aa jaye ghalib call karne ki naubat na aye

[mayakimayahai]

Did I cry from exhaustion? Yes.

But did I complete my work? Nope

Am I still exhausted? Yes. Both physically and mentally.

Do I have a right to be tired? Not really kaam toh kiya nahi poora

But am I on my period? YEP.

Will I cry again? Probably yeah

[hum-suffer]

Say it with me, everyone,

Being in a bad place emotionally/mentally/physically doesn't give you the right to be insensitive.

[hireathlove]

Mene apne phone ka abhi temper utara , mera temper ki buri halat thi so I thought Naya lagwaogi.(⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

Nayi screen lagane ki zarurat hai 🤡💀

[pyaari-naari]

Time: 2 am

My brother finishes his studies and walks over to me near my bed.

Bhai : Didi, uniform press kar do.

Me : Raat ke 2 baj rahe tere ko abhi yaad aa raha hai?

Bhai : Press karke तह lga kar rakh dena please, main sone ja raha good night.

Me : *while ironing his uniform*

[sajra-savera]

You guys continue booping each other.

Mein diwali ki cleaning krte krte hi mar jaugi😔👍

[siya-sayani]

Tumlogo ki zroorat aan padi haiiiii!

Help me make a workout playlist (Hindi+english) koi "bhai sunna accha lgega I promise nayi cheezei try krni chahiye " wali backchodi nhi chahiye mujhe 🥰

Okkkthankuuuuulobeuuuupeeplesssmaybenot

[tothemoonandbacklove]

chirus bhaiyya list 🤩💗🪄

flexing my super amazing bros!!

@sheerlackofbraincells

@manincaffeine bhaiyya

@h0bg0blin-meat bhaiyya (meat bhaiyya)

@that-bird-again bhaiyya (bulbul bhaiyya)

@hauxicrook bhaiyya (swapnil bhaiyya)

@thosethoughtsinmyhead

[udaasibharikoihaseendaastan]

no personal hate to anyone but ye jo log hai jo apne insta bio mai ‘कट्टर हिंदू’, ‘जय श्री राम’, etc etc. likhte hai, agar inse Ramayan, Mahabharat, Bhagwad Geeta- se kuch pooch liya jaye to shayad silence ya fir faltu bakwaas/arguments ke alawa aur kuch nhi hoga batane ko

[msbhagirathi]

A Request By A Friend (@featheredclover this is for you)

An alternate ending to this post.

*Pregnancy test - Positive*

Arnav (grinning) : KHU- Khushi : What the fuck!?!? *grin drops immediately* Arnav (mouth is a perfect 'o' and gets up to face her) : KHU- Khushi (exasperated) : Haan. Hum jaante hain. Hume mat samjhaaiye. Dammit.

*humphs and tries to leave* *grabs her arm and yanks her softly to his chest* Arnav (huskily) : What did you just say? Khushi (nervous and nose turns red) : Woh- hum- Arnav(raises an eyebrow; is damn excited) : Hmm, tum? Kya? Khushi: Woh hum, sorr- Arnav puts his lips on hers to quieten her. *gets lost in the madness of passion*

*after two hours*

Anjali (outside their bedroom door): Chhotte? Khushiji? Aap dono under hain?

*Khushi runs away to attend her*

Arnav (exhales) : -fuck.

P.S.: @arshifiesta @featheredclover

[ratanslily]

13 cricketers playing for Australia on the field rn (11 Indians+ 2 Australian batsmen)

[desifleabag]

The kind of bad energy I feel in our team. Bc Maine gardan marod Dena us aurat ka

[folklore-girl]

ha bhai pure dinn padhai ke liye taane maarte raho and then phir bolo “ghar se bahar nikalti nahi”

[misssclumsy]

As a human, I can confirm that the most toughest thing in the world is to choose between to things.