#kEEP IT IN UR PANTS
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noT NOW MADELYNN I AM TRYING TO BE AN ACADEMIC WEAPON.
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hey hottie,wanna fuck ?
I’m always dtf
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i found some fanarts & fanvid [ x.x.x ] and watched a bit of book 7 playthrough where sebek cried
#considering watching the whole playthrough because when will ortho release me#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#baul zigvolt#twst silver#only his pants visible tho fsh#twst grim#twst yuu#twst mc#twst baby#book 7#fanart#they really had their moments silver and sebek#and the whole diasomnia family gang#HE QUICKLY STOPPED HIS CRYING THO that sebek#IT CRACKS ME UP#i mean the story has to proceed BUT U DON'T HAVE TO TURN OFF UR TEARS TAP THAT FAST#that fanart of baul thinking that his grown up grandson would not be interested in sweets anymore so he offered sebek coffee#but then his grandson like um... i still... can't drink coffee... maybe if i keep trying i'll be able to one day...#and baul just N ever mind pl ease have this whole cake#FSFH#H SEBEK
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more tgaa comics
#kazumas pining is so embarrassing from the very start like#u boot up dgs and immediately kazuma shows up and is saying to ryuu “u think i cant get u off?”#bro i know its a courtroom but thats really not what the room is actually for ok keep it in ur PANTS#asoryuu#dgs#dai gyakuten saiban#tgaa#the great ace attorney#ace attorney#dgs comics#comics#thecmart
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I just love how trusting and obedient jeongwoo is towards sangcheol, he really didn't mind for one minute that sangcheol asked for his phone and put a tracking device on him. Nakguem would lose her mind if she saw this 😭
Imagine spending ten years trying to make a guy fall for you and follow everything you say just for a detective with anger issues to do in two months 💀😭
Anyway I think this tracking app is a foreshadowing maybe jeongwoo Wil get kidnapped or hurt and this how sangcheol would find him ( I'm praying for a scene like that)
#백설공주에게 죽음을#black out#Real question did he really have to wear shorts? It's winter he's wearing heavy clothes but couldn't find pants?#Jeongwoo I know what ur unconsciously doing#The whole scene felt like a two gay married men who are facing serious problems.#Anyway they're married and the show keeps on providing my theory#byun yo han#goh jeongwoo#noh sangcheol
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i love a/b/o steddie where they get started like so young that if it was someone i knew irl i'd have a panic attack. like,, mated right out of high school, baby pops out a year later, they've got like five kids by the time they're 25
thinking about an au where they were already together pre- start of s4 and steve goes through the whole thing like three months pregnant. like he's stressed about the baby and eddie and eddie's SUPER stressed about the baby and steve, like eddie's trying to get steve to sit this one out for the baby and steve has to yell at him to stop bc yeah, he's worried about losing their first child, but if he sat at home while everyone else dealt with the upside down and someone didn't come back??? he'd never be able to live with himself
and when the bats get eddie and steve tries to use the mating bond to share some of eddie's pain, help him hold on until they get to the hospital, eddie weakly tries to tell him not to, to think of the baby. and steve's just. not having it. and once eddie wakes up from his medically induced coma he's like :(( why'd you do that and steve is just. so mad. he says yeah, if i had lost the baby (he doesn't, she's fine) that would have been the most terrible pain i'd ever felt. but it would have been worse if i lost you. and eddie's like. oh. bc maybe part of him has always been thinking that steve's only stuck with him bc he's the father of their kid. but no, steve loves him.
so eddie's crying, and steve's crying, and then steve shows eddie the ultrasound they did during eddie's coma to check the baby hadn't been hurt by the week of stress and danger and pain-sharing, and it's the first time they've been able to actually see the shape of a baby in all the weird white noise of an ultrasound, and now they're both crying even harder
#also nancy is definitely the friend that's like. oh you're 19 and married and pregnant?? that's so.. good! 🙃 yay im sure this will be fine🙃#robin WAS that friend but she's spent too long in steddies proximity and has realised that if they don't work out theres no hope for anyone#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#just. steve finally letting go of the last shreds of his upbringing and becoming 'white trash' and being so SO happy#also me 🤝 eddie: understanding that steve must be kept barefoot and pregnant at all times#everyone's like wow steve your alpha has a problem dude clearly can't keep it in his pants#steve has to be like no actually *I* have the problem#they're that couple you look at and you're like. they know about birth control right. like they know that exists#eddie tried to wear a condom once and steve was like i'd literally rather die#and then he was like im joking obviously we can slow down or stop with the kids if u want this is a partnership#eddie's like oh no i just thought YOU might want to karen chewed me out for not letting you rest. but if ur cool let's gooooo
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can i say something deranged.
#making ur blue lock man hold it for a whole game…..#or at least the first half#coaxing him to drink more and more to stay hydrated and then purposefully keeping him busy right up until kickoff#specifically reo…..#good gawd#the stakes are so much higher when not only are you trying to win you’re trying not to piss your pants!!!!!!#ugh beautiful#tw piss#cw piss
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"god, is [reino] good with the puck," I need you to not moan about it we're a little too public right now matthew
#like i get it but keep it in ur pants rn please too many eyes on us family business etc#panthers lb
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HELL WEEK IS OVER HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAA I LIIIIIIVE
#PUT UR PANTS BACK ON BABE#UNDERTOW CH 6 COMING TO U AT STARTLING SPEED#OH NO WHYS IT GETTING SO CLOSE#OH GOD RUN#I AM GOD#peony speaks#legit almost died#i was getting only 1-2 hours of “sleep” per night#and was drinking so much caffeine that i was getting seriously concerned#and also still had to go to work on the weekend#it was so ass#but hey i actually managed to finish everything#on time too!#now that everythings out of the way i can finally write again#also i somehow gained 2 more betas#why do i have 5 betas#who the hell needs 5 betas#actually 1 of them only leaves stuff like “haha” or “lol”#so maybe only 4 betas#ily maya#also im losing followers on twitter bc i keep talking about poop#its keeping me up at night
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Sorry if this sounds weird your blogs are cool and I've been scrolling past them for a few minutes now. And I saw around 6 asks kissing him and like 4 asks hugging him (that's only by far), I can NOT imagine the sceneries he would be put in and the sentences he would have to read if the litte "no NSFW" rule was not in your pinned post, people are DOWN BAD for this man 😭😭
LMAOO this one made me laugh tysm you're not coming off as weird at all, don't worry! i'm super thankful and flattered you think my blogs are cool, so thanks for checking them out -- i love hearing things like this 😪🙏
i've thought about your point and i agree 😭 people love the stardew bachelors/bachelorettes it seems, and it's sweet to see a lot of affectionate people when it's just hugging and whatever, but omg if i didn't have a no nsfw rule i think i'd be done for 😨
here's a short compilation of some down bad asks i've gotten on this website though, since we're on this topic (cw: mildly suggestive)
#alexs-asks 🏉#OOC#mod speaking!#they're mostly shane#THIS AIN'T EVEN ALL OF IT#sometimes people make racy jokes & those are funny but if ur 100% serious then bro keep it in your pants around my blogs i am begging you 😫#(if you sent any of these in i have nothing against you btw i thought they were funny <3)#not an ask
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Quinn was cast for the wrong show he was clearly meant for too hot to handle
#bb26#keep it in ur fucking pants mate#listen I adore him but when he does this cringe shit I get the ick so bad#and it doesn’t help that I have a crush on him so it dually pisses me off
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its insane that everyone shames moira when they kill her in game but lifeweaver literally is like youre working so hard 🥰🥰🥰
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coming back to look at bb updates after working four long days straight was definitely an experience
#bb26#leah im sorry i was unfamiliar with your game#quinn pls keep it in ur pants there’s someone out there for you i promise just look in this tag
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i feel like this question is stupit but where do u guys buy graphic tees that dont suck. I feel every one i see in established physical stores are too #relatable #quirky and none of the 3 bands i like have good merch shirts if they have any at all. Where/what else even is there 😭😭😭
Edit: if anyone has any recs of artists u know who make cool shirts id appreciate it also....someone did in the replies and its rly cool shirts...i only rly know of like superyaki and studiohousedesigns ^_^
#talkys#OR EVEN NON GRAPHIC. where do u like getting ur shirts#i only have 1 shirt i can wear with my jeans that doesnt looks sucks heeeeelp#i saw someone with cool shirt today i wanted to stop them and ask where they got it bc at this point where tf do u get Cool Shirt#i keep buying cool pants with no shirts to wear em with#also no thrift stores here.... heart....#ffr
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NEW CHARACTER ABATCHHH WOOHOO
#ocs#new ocs#im so fucking excited someone put me down#silly#art dump#art#digital#digital art#keep it in ur pants josh
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handjobs on the brain . . .
#— ai rambles#i think about them so much today and for some reason giving him one turns me on so much :&:&;$$$#like laying next to each other on your sides and you’re slipping ur hand in his pants to rub him off all while looking at each other#his eyelids weigh down from pleasure he wants to close them but he wants to keep seeing you too#his mouth agape and when he breathes the warmth coming from his mouth hits your face#ugh#and the pants and moans……ohhhhhhh#and when he cums in your hand….UGHHHHHGG#(spoken w s*toru in mind)#<- needless to say but still#i am very unwell#i cannot focus on my job :/#i keep thinking about the way my hand would smell afterwards and i am going RABID
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