#käärijä of

[eldoradofineng]

He lured me in with couple of juicy bums. Now I'm minus 40€ and for the past 30 mins I have been staring at his mouth on the start screen of the newest post. I'm afraid to hit play. I know what's about to come (no puns here).

How did we end up here? Why did I pay for this? When will I learn? What will come next? Will everyday from now on be clouded with a fear of something even worse to drop any minute?

Maybe it's not as bad as the descriptions make it seem and I should just rip the band-aid.

See y'all on the otherside 🫡

(yes, I needed to vent this here at midnight. I refuse to put my irl's through this as well)

[vally-vall-vall]

Käärijä getting cancelled by his fandom over a cringe Only Fans video was not on my 2024 bingo card

[watsername]

[polygraphish-art]

i am not immune to finnish man going cha cha cha, i have eurovision brainrot

[tulivoimainen]

Käärija leaving for Eurovision vs. Käärijä returning home from Eurovision

[ratinthevoid]

you know what really pissed me off? Käärijä wanted to prove that finland can win with a song in finnish language. and it really could have happened. he had a huge chance to prove how important performing in native language is to finland and to the rest of europe. instead they made boring plain pop song IN ENGLISH won. crime

[damiano-david]

MOTHER AND FATHER

[materassassino]

Transparent Käärijä for your dash and all your transparent Käärijä purposes

[loki-hargreeves]

have you practised your Finnish today?

[kuppikahvia]

it fucking breaks my heart hearing käärijä go "...but i wasn't the best :(" when he literally scored the second most points EVER in eurovision public vote, second only to ukraine in 2022, like sweetie NO LISTEN, you WERE the best actually

[patalony]

Green sleeves supremacy

[luluxa]

redbubble

[tesb]

Käärijä being welcomed home to Finland today like the people's winner he is 💚

[moksutinn]

the real winner of eurovision