#jyushimatsu's girlfriend

[beehunterkisser]

#1 home run girl

[lordofthesillystraws]

day 3. also i realized tumblr keeps killing the quality of my art and it makes me want to bite (im sorry)

[3456boidone]

I finished it!!

I tried my best with the background

[0104-vikita]

[vikita-doodles]

MORE doodlz

[jeaganart]

[turtiowo]

[todd-pinefield]

pinoys your homura and makes her atsushi’s half sister. translation in alt

the filipino is bad, sorry… i used google translator for atsushi’s dialogue. homura’s is from my experience + translator

Time: 3 minutes

Characters: Atsushi-kun, Homura/Kanojo (Osomatsu-san)

ko-fi

[brofightiscancelled]

list of fanfics i like

ichimatsu and todomatsu get white girl wasted. it's funny

totty climbs mt fuji by himself. really really nice character study fic

totty climbs other mountains with his brothers, followup to the last fic. the brother interactions are very funny and on point

denki mystery AU fic. the only one that exists, as far as i'm concerned. captures the stilted haunted vibe wonderfully. surprise cameo in the second chapter

suuji abt the spaces left between family gaps. i really like how jyushi's POV is written in this, it's a good balance of his silly goofiness and emotional intelligence. probably the only "jyushi deals w ichi attempting" fic ive liked

karamatsu's endurance test. excellently characterized. i like how it examines kara's Suffering without it feeling over the top or dramatic, the mundaneity of makes it sadder imo

osomatsu (high school) has a heart to heart with his dad while high on pain killers. i love how matsuzou is written in this one. i love family bonding

matsuyo watches her one-in-a-billion babies fight into the world. ohhhhh i love you matsuyoooo

97k word 46 chapter fanfic about karamatsu getting a gf and nothing bad happens to him. in breaking news, the super angsty and dramatic high stakes fan-favorite does in fact have the most ic, charming and hilarious narrative voice of all time

193k(??!!?) word fanfic abt karamatsu getting stuck in a time loop. again, the super angsty dramatic fan favorite does in fact have the most ic/charming/funny narrative voice. this one leans a Bit far into the drama for my personal tastes but is still excellent

high school matsus. ichi breaks his leg and jyushi pushes his wheelchair. most of the fic writers seem to have fallen off by the time the movie canonicized their HS personalities so i like every opportunity to see them interact

jyushimatsu's girlfriend meets all of his brothers. this one is just sweet and cute. i love you jyushimatsu's sad girlfriend

jyushi and ichi find a lost dog. this whole 2 by 2 series is quite good this one is just my fave

osomatsu and chibita pull back the curtain. now This is quality childhood friends content. character writing is great

jyushi post-letter fic. devastating. deserves special mention for the most fun jyushi character voice

^ this whole series is excellent. love reflecting on childhood moments. karamatsu having the best night of his life while his brothers are all having a fucked up and miserable one is so funny to me. i NEED to know how totty's interview went

[lilbiguy]

CW! Smut

Deciding to try something new...

Imagine what it would be like in a poly relationship with the Matsuno brothers. You have way more experience then any of them and have been in relationships before so it wasn't that weird to you. They were so desperate to have a girlfriend and you just couldn't pick one of them so you picked all of them.

Osomatsu was definitely the one that suggested it. He said it jokingly once and the others laughed it off but it left you thinking. You later ask him if he was serious about it and he laughs it off until he sees the serious look on your face.

You decide then and there that you need to talk to the brothers. You sit them down at their table and explain the situation. Osomatsu, Karamatsu, and Jyushimatsu were immediately on board. It took the other three some coaxing but after explaining some more of the details and talking it all out everyone agrees to it.

The boys are ecstatic because they finally got themselves a girlfriend. You have a schedule set for one day dedicated to each of them each week and one day to yourself or for being with all of them.

Now, when it comes to sex they're all total virgins so you're gonna have to lead the way. They all really wanted to lose their virginity but you couldn't pick who would lose it first so they decided on a competition to pick the order. Who could make you cum the most.

Like before they each got their own day with you during the week. They spent each day making you come with some combination of toys, tongues, and fingers. After the week was over the order was decided....

Lemme know if y'all want a part two 😚

[stxrmxtsu]

How would the brothers feel about femdom?

gooooddd question anon

let’s find out shall we?

(NSFW under the cut)

osomatsu is kinda meh when it comes to a dominant partner. what i mean by that is that he just wants someone around him and he doesn’t care what the hell he gets lmfao. he’s nearly reaching his thirties, he’ll take what he can get.

with that being said, he’s R E A D Y for you.

when you guys start a scene, he’ll do those moans that you hear in porn (you know the overly exaggerated ones) because he thinks it’s something you’ll like to hear, but you kinda just roll your eyes and go harder.

and that’s where you’ll get him to actually make noise for you.

and my god is it the sexiest thing you’ve ever heard come from a man’s mouth.

i think he prefers you taking him via riding however.

i mean getting ass fucked is great and all but the feeling of your walls tightening around him while you’re on top of him? and then the overstimulation after he’s been milked 2 times but you’re still fucking the lights out of him?

my boy’s addicted to that.

karamatsu likes to pretend he’s some dominant alpha male who takes no shit from anyone but we all know that he’s just a bottom ready to be taken at any given moment.

when you came into his life, he thought he could fool you

but by heaven’s grace was he wrong.

the way he portrayed himself at first was something you chuckle at when you remember it.

he kept lowering his voice around you, touching you, telling you that you were all his….

oh how the tables turned when you looked at him with the most dangerous eyes and smiled all pretty to cover up the glint in your eyes.

“yeah? i’m all yours, karamatsu?”

the way your voice dipped was something that stained his brain forever.

and then you chuckled darkly as you pulled him in by the collar, leaning in close to his ear.

“that’s where you’re wrong, sweetheart…..”

let’s just say he ended up really sore the next morning and didn’t look anyone in the eye except yours.

oh please, its choromatsu’s dream! while yes, he’s supposed to be a manly man and a straight one at that….

my boy needs the stress taken off of him.

look, all i’m saying is….

fuck this boy till he cries 🤷‍♀️

he’ll beg, he’ll whimper, he’ll absolutely sob out of desperation for you.

i’m not saying he’d prefer a dominant partner but….he’s not entirely opposed to it

while most of us sees ichimatsu as some dom that does obedience training, i honestly see him as a switch that leans towards sub a little more. but truly, i just think he doesn’t really care what kind of partner you are.

you want it rough? sure.

you want to fuck his ass? go for it.

ichimatsu’s all for it.

on the other hand, i think he’s drawn to dominant women tbh, idk there’s just something so alluring about them that makes his dick hard.

he’s a sadomasochist. (and y’all know how he sounded when he had a fucking flag pole get jabbed into his ass)

jyushimatsu is the most obedient boy you’ll ever meet. the minute you said “i’m gonna take care of you from here on out”, he was all in. he does everything you ask him to.

sometimes he has a touch of disobedience but that’s just to somewhat get of a rise out of you.

but mostly it’s him being your good little puppy.

todomatsu.

need i remind you of my pegging hcs?

no but seriously.

i genuinely think that todomatsu is a bit iffy on having a completely dominant partner. i mean don’t get him wrong, it’s great because he gets mind blowing sex just by talking back at you.

but sometimes it makes him like…feel somewhat ashamed of not being able to ‘be a man’ and all that.

i’m not saying he has toxic masculinity or anything but it’s more so on my personal headcanon of him being like “i’m kinda tired of being seen as someone who can’t fight back”, you know what i mean?

but i think he can adjust to his dominant girlfriend…

besides….

who said you were done pleasing me, [name]?

and that’s that my loves!

hope you enjoyed it, sorry about the vaguness but i really could not think of anything better than this. i still hoped you enjoyed me genuinely answering your question tho!

love you and see you in the next one,

jarvis <3

[osomatsuconfessions]

my two cents on the hole situation: osomatsu: hairy. 0 interest in shaving or upkeep karamatsu: hairy. says hes keeping it au naturale and shit like 'who are we to deny that which our bodies produce naturally?? should my hair choose to sprout up from such a location...hm! so be it! my fate...karamatsu awaits you, arms open...! (<- already tried shaving it and cut the rim so bad he had to walk himself to the emergency room) choromatsu: hairy but less. WANTS it to be shaved for hygiene reasons, but was a (solo) witness to karamatsus ER trek. theres also too many products and ways of going about it. he reads over all of them and freaks out from how many options there are. 'do i combine options? shave? wax? topical cream? lotions? potions? do i get it professionally done? with what money?' and then job hunt spirals etc. maybe some falls out from the state of stress he falls into about it but otherwise nothing gets done. ichimatsu: hairy. 0 interest in shaving or upkeep jyushimatsu: hairless to ME. he wants to be a dolphin so bad he willed ALL of his body hair to fall off in one giant grotesque carpet for hydrodynamic purposes. hes rubbery smooth all over todomatsu: i imagine them all having some kind of conversation showcasing how their ways of upkeep are different before todomatsu says like 'you guys still have ass hair? seriously? eeewwwwww!!!!!!! you should care more about your appearances!! jeez! its no wonder you dont have girlfriends! dont come near me til youve shaved it all off, ok? every last hair.' all the other matsus (except jyushimatsu. in my vision) have a 'yeah.. i guess it IS gross.. ok lets do it then' moment and then question totty about how he stays calm while shaving so they dont mess it up when they try. then he says like 'huh? oh i got it all lasered off like 10 months ago. no way id ever risk that lol.' they kill him

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[lordofthesillystraws]

hello ososan fandom, consider the following:

[seiyuucrossovers]

Ono Daisuke and Kuwashima Houko

Anime: Durarara & Osomatsu-san

OnoD as Shizuo and Jyushimatsu

Kuwashima Houko as Kujiragi & Jyushimatsu's girlfriend

[sixxysidepiece]

rewatching the Rental Girlfriends skit and it's kinda interesting that Choromatsu, Jyushimatsu, and Karamatsu all prefer Iyayo while Osomatsu, Ichimatsu, and Todomatsu prefer Chibimi

[chuusei-matsu]

Random character headcanons I have for the Matsuno jerkoffs (warning, below the cut is nsfw):

Osomatsu wouldn't be able to handle a meme lord for a girlfriend not because he hates memes but because he would be too stunned each time that she's not this cutesy goddess of purity and instead probably eats bugles off her fingers in her underwear while dreaming about storming area 51 like a child cool person.

Karamatsu has severe mommy issues which is why his ideal woman is a housewife, he just wants to be taken care of and reassured that love is unconditional even if he's overdramatic.

Choromatsu has a humiliation kink, no I won't explain further, he just has one, look at him and tell me he doesn't.

Ichimatsu absolutely loves cockwarming, like you have no idea how much he just wants someone, anyone not related to him, to just sit there in his dick and let him cuddle them.

Jyushimatsu has on several occasions questioned if baseballs could fit inside human holes, he knows it probably won't fit the mouth, but ass and vag are still a mystery to him.

Todomatsu has considered breeding kinks just because of stomach wrinkles but then he remembered that he doesn't care for kids all that much.