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hollie-san · 29 days ago

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matsuno & tea dynamics!

O'Sea [oh-see]🌹🌊 (Osomatsu / Tea) - Romantic F/O

"O, Sea, what I wouldn't give to see my lover tonight..."

[Comical / Comical]

When I think of Osomatsu and Tea, I think of mutual healing. Someone who clicks with you and motivates you to change. The kind of person who loves and sees all of you. Osomatsu and Tea both have many years of neglect and parts of themselves rarely acknowledged and lesser cherished by those around them, until they meet each other. As two adults in love, they bring out the 5 yr old, the 10 yr old, the 15 yr old, the 18 yr old, etc. in each other, and love those parts just as much as their current and blossoming selves.

More passively they are bakapurru udhfuidhf.

Teara [tee-arr-uh] 👑😎 (Karamatsu & Tea) - Platonic

"It's an emergency! Men's Magazine published a new volume!"

[Serious / Serious]

Mutual fashion icons. Karamatsu's masculine gender expression is envy for Tea when they're feeling masc (genderfluid) and Kara is super into Tea's grunge aesthetic!

They're both pretty dramatic and tend to get very performative when interacting together, getting carried away.

Keropea [keh-roe-pee] 🐸🪭(Choromatsu & Tea) - Platonic

"Kyaa~ Nyaa-chan is so cute... we have to get her autograph!"

[Serious / Comical]

They're both egotistical and thus grate each other's nerves, but have overlapping interests like concerts, light novels, and pretending to be mature; thus they're great friends lol. Probably the most flip-floppable dynamic, where Choromatsu & Tea can be the aggressive one or the energetic one.

Their biggest common interest is Nyaa-chan!

Ochi [oh-chee]🐾🐟(Ichimatsu & Tea) - Platonic

"(comfortable silence)"

[Serious / Serious]

I wouldn't say Tea replaces Suuji's dynamic, but rather offers Ichimatsu an orbiter. Where Ichimatsu seeks out and enjoys Jyushimatsu's company, Tea seeks out and enjoys Ichimatsu's. He appreciates the times spent in silence or with the cats, and the rest is growing on him, slowly.

Jyocha [jyoh-chuh] ☀️🌷(Jyushimatsu & Tea) - Platonic F/O

"(whining) I can hustle hustle but I have no muscle muscle!"

[Comical / Comical]

Silly billies. Both are more emotionally intelligent than they let on and silently bond over being the genuine lighthearted coper. Together they become strange and idiotic to the point of always one-upping the other in randomness until reality is bending. It gets out of hand unsupervised, but they're having fun!

They work out together and play pretend!

Tottea [tawt-tee] 🫶✌️(Todomatsu & Tea) - Platonic

"No no no, Osomatsu-niisan is into this sort of thing. Don't worry."

[Serious / Comical]

Easily Tea's saving grace when it comes to reason and logic. Todomatsu's intellect and cunning really get to shine with Tea, who takes his advice more than his brothers do. Most of the time Totty is holding back harping on them, as something in Todo (likely his willingness to step up as a wiser counterpart) brings out the worrywart in Tea, who thinks too much.

Especially about his eldest brother.

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samstwilightzone · 1 year ago

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It's always sunny elsewhere-

"So, why not just go and talk to one of them? They are not animals in zoo enclosures for you shitheads to gawk at."

"Oh right, as if it's that easy!"

"Yeah! If it was that easy none of us would be single and a virgin right now!"

"Man, you guys suck-"

"Says you!" Five out of the six identical brothers shot back at the brunette on her towel next to them, applying sunscreen onto herself. It was a nice sunny day, the sextuplets accompanied by their lady friend decided to spend their day at the beach, mostly because if they didn't god knows when the next time she'll be free to come with them.

"You're the one who's hanging out with us of all people, Aki!" Osomatsu stated.

The girl rolled her eyes at her friends, rather humoured as she slathered sunscreen over her legs. "I'm hanging out with you guys because we are friends, it would be a boring beach day if I came here alone." She simply replied before closing her sunscreen bottle and standing up.

Placing her hands onto her hips she looked down at the phatetic excuses for adults that were her sextuplet friends "So, do you losers plan on just watching girls from a distance or are we gonna have some good ol' fashioned summer fun?" She asked, earing those blank looks as they stared up at her.

"Come on, hot girl summer can't start without me..." Aki sighed rubbing her temples "I'll... Crush the watermelon between my thighs."

The brothers looked between one another before grinning. Oh how easy they are to sway. "Alright, let's go then!" Osomatsu announced, causing his brothers to follow suit.

The gang proceeded to engage in classic summertime activities. Swimming in the sea, collecting seashells, building a sandcastle, burying Karamatsu in a hole, you know... Fun stuff. Of coarse Aki was the one that had to get him out of that hole-

"Whew..." Aki sighed out as she sat in the shallow water, needing a break after the digging she did. She washed the sand off of herself, feeling the presence of at least two people behind her. The footsteps were faint, where they trying to sneak up on her? Who could it be? Most likely Bakamatsu.

Was she right? Weeeeell...

As she stood up she sensed a hand reach out towards her- just before one could blink Aki had grabbed the person by the wrist and flung them into the deeper part of the water. Well it wasn't that deep- maybe just a bit over-the-pelvis deep on the Aki-scale.

So... Who did she throw? Ichimatsu.

"Woooooow Aki, way to scare him! Just after he worked up the courage to approach you as well." Todomatsu, who turned out to be the second person, snickered as he watched Ichimatsu's head shoot up above the water surface. Absolutely shook.

He sort of just sat there, dead on the inside.

"Ah fuck-" Aki winced before shuffling her way trough the water.

As there was no more fun to be had Todomatsu woild take his leave and let Ichimatsudo his thing, Osomatsu said he'd be the one obtaining the watermelon from a fruit stall somewhere nearby... Gotta make sure he picked the biggest one.

"Sorry Ichi!" She said as she approached him, poor guy, he was like a cat that had a bucket of water dumped onto him. "You good dude?" She asked, looking down at him, bending down she extended a hand out to him to help up.

Did he need help? No... But he sure needed a pick-me-up.

Ichimatsu blinked a few times, from staring into space, to staring at Aki's hand, then up at her face- he didn't know what he wanted more, to melt or to explode. One could swear a halo of light formed around Aki's head as she shielded him from the sun as she towered over him.

So radiant...

But he accepted Aki's hand, his face contriting a timid expression as he tore his eyes away from her. "... Fine... I'm fine." He simply answered, he was going to stand up on his own, but he didn't expect to be pulled up just like that by her.

So strong...

Aki pulled Ichimatsu back up onto his feet, securing an arm around his back just in case his legs wobbled. Good thing she did because Ichimatsu felt like jello in her hold. "There you go, nice and easy Ichi." She said. She made sure that he was firmly planted on his feet before letting go.

Ichimatsu retracted his hand, covering it up with the other as his gaze shifted around, looking anywhere but up at Aki... Or even worse, the boob window of her black swimsuit. "Thank you Aki-chan... You... You really don't need to bother with me." He spoke lowly, his voice slightly shakily as he scratched his cheek.

"But I wanted to bother myself with you." Aki stated, rather bluntly, he may be trying to close a door but she was kicking them off their hinges. "So, you wanted to ask me something?"

Ichimatsu flinched and his head shot up to look up at her. She was so perceptive too, in his eyes at least. His eyes were slightly wide, but his pupils expanded at the sight if her face. It took him everything in his power to keep eyecontact with her like a normal person as he meekly nodded his head at her question "Y.. Yes... I wanted to... To ask..." He could feel himself screwing it up already. His heart was hammering against his chest "D-do.. Do you... Uhhh- do you want to- to..."

"Take your time Ichi." Aki gently reminded him, placing a hand onto her hip, he looked like he was going to start hyperventilating. "Remember to breathe."

Ichimatsu inhaled deeply, fuck it, he was just going to spit it out. "Do you want to go get kakigori with me??"

Aki blinked as she processed the question, it was such a simple question too. From the way he was wrecking himself, Aki thought it was something big but no. He just wanted her to accompany him to get kakigori. It was just... So sweet. "That's it?" She asked.

She only got a nod in return.

Good enough. "Sure, let's go." She said before turning around and shuffling her back to shore, only to pause, look over her shoulder only to see the fourth sextuplet looking rather stunned. She was going to bite her lip, but digressed and allowed a smile to make it's way onto her face. "You coming, Ichi?"

That seemed to break him out of the spell he was put under. He blushed in embarrassment. "Ha? Oh- y-yes! Yes!" He exclaimed as he shuffled after her. "I'm coming!"

Aki snorted, refraining from making a dirty joke as she waited for the purple Matsu to catch up. That way they ended up walking together, side by side. Ichimatsu kept his hands to himself, crossed over his chest while Aki's hands swung back and fourth freely at her sides. "You know, I actually... Don't really like kakigori..."

"Eh?" Ichimatsu let out a confused sound at her confession, his head snapping towards her while she stared ahead. "W-why did you say yes then??" He questioned.

Aki puffed her cheeks out and huffed, they stopped at her towel which allowed Aki to grab her wallet before continuing the walk. Kakigori was just flavoired ice... just having it in her mouth made her gums hurt. "I just... Don't see myself saying no to you." She admitted, pursing her lips for a second before grinning instesd. "I didn't want to say no, you... Usually don't talk to me, so this made me happy."

He... Made her happy? That was such an unbelievable thing to think about. Just who would the doll of darkness be able to keep happy? Well... Aki, apparently. The thought made Ichimatsu rather happy as well, he wasn't completely useless then. Aki liked having him around. "So... You don't actually want kakigori?"

"Nah... I don't. I'll see if I can get myself like... Whatever I feel like." Wow, must be nice having a job that provides you with sustainable income, and in turn with money that you can spend however you want.

While not exactly good at small-talk the two made do- a good way to keep Ichimatsu engaged was to talk about cats to him, his special interest. Aki even brought up her own cat and like a proud mom showed him the pictures of her furless baby which she had in her wallet.

Ichimatsu got his kakigori, which was paid for generously his sugar mommy of a friend, while Aki ended up with a can of beer. Nothing else in particular caught hey eye.

That was until the rest of the Matsus came back into view and there they had the watermelon. The virgins were keen on making Aki keep her 'promise'. "Oi, Aki! Check it out!" Osomatsu announced, holding up the watermelon.

"Time for you to make good on your promise, our dear Aki-chan." Karamatsu added, ever-so-slightly tilting his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose. "Show us the true power of a woman's quads!" Oh the pain, and it came from his voice alone.

Ichimatsu scoffed, mostly in distaste at his brothers behaviour. Usually Choromatsu would be the straight-man in this situation, yet even he was stoked about this. "Idiots..." He huffed, glancing up at Aki who had a rather unreadable expression on her face.

"Woooow... You guys are... Really dedicated to it. I wasn't even that serious." Aki mumbled out, pressing her lips against her can. She could do it sure but... She understated the resolve of a bunch of adult vigins.

"Don't underestimate us Aki, of coarse we took it seriously!" Jyushimatsu piped up "Now, crush the watermelon!"

"You don't have to go trough with it, you know." Ichimatsu remarked, poking at his shaved ice with his wooden spoon. He stabbed it into the ice and kinda just left it there. "They're being dumb..."

"Way to try and spoil the fun, niisan." Todomatsu remarked. Pouting, already having his phone out.

"Well?" Osomatsu spoke up and grinned, tapping the watermelon... It was rather dense. "What's the matter Aki? Can't do it?" The eldest brother challenged. "Or are you just shy?"

Aki inhaled before exhaling trough her nose, she glanced down at Ichimatsu and smirked "Hold my beer." She said, handing Ichimatsu her beer can.

Walking over to Osomatsu.l, Aki snatched the watermelon out of his hands with ease. "Watch, bitch boys."

So confident...

She sat down and wrapped her legs around the watermelon and squeezed it. The fruit stood no chance against her, as it cracked up, got crushed and broken open just like that. And it was glorious.

And messy, the sticky kind of messy. Gross.

Everyone else was pretty vocal about this 'victory'. But Ichimatsu? His mouth was merely hanging open. That just confirms it, Aki can crush his skull between her thighs.

How hot is that?

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