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[mdzsao3]

ah the liberal arts

[ao3 link]

[niradhikari]

Speaker Johnson has flip flopped from his earlier principled position of full support for Ukraine’s victory.

Turns out Speaker Mike Johnson was a beneficiary of Russian campaign funds for his political career! He and GOP congresspersons must join to pass Ukraine Aid and end hostage taking with unrelated crisis.

In fact GOP initially wanted a “stand alone” bill! May be someone could talk some sense into the Speaker, he has a job to do, “legislating”, and not play hostage games!

"A group of Russian nationals were able to donate to newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson's campaign in 2018 by funneling the money through a U.S. company." – Ewan Palmer

One of the men behind the company, Nikolaev, an oligarch with close ties to Russian President Vladimir Putin, was also found to have financially backed Maria Butina, a Russian citizen who lived in Washington D.C. Butina was sentenced to 18 months in prison in 2019 after admitting to acting as an unregistered foreign agent to infiltrate conservative political groups and influence foreign policy to Russia's benefit before and after the 2016 election.” More at https://www.newsweek.com/house-speaker-mike-johnson-donations-russia-butina-1838501

[thelasthippie]

[wangxianficfinder]

I'm in the mood for...

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1. Hi there! I'm looking for fics that either describe a domestic life (like the one Wei Ying dreams about with him and Lan Zhan and their little cottage 🏡) or just domestic fluff in general (lots of cuddling, taking care of each other, kissing, non-sexual intimacy and similar: kidfics are also very welcome). Basically lots of coziness, soft settings and domestic wangxian! I need to stack up on cozy fics for winter. ☃️❄ Thank you!

Stargazing (and a bit of rain) by handwritten (onefromanotherworld) (G, 1k, wangxian, modern w/ magic, fluff, family bonding)

Blankets by handwritten (onefromanotherworld) (G, <1k, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, modern w/ magic, fluff, domestic, slice of life)

Little Things by handwritten (onefromanotherworld) (G, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Modern Cultivators, Reincarnation) (link in #2)

Twelve Moons and a Fortnight by stiltonbasket (M, 290k, WangXian, Humor, Slow Burn, Post-Canon Fix-It, Long-Distance Relationship, Epistolary, Love Letters, Family Feels, a-qing lives, teenage romance, Adoption, Romantic Comedy, Happy Ending, Weddings, Case Fic, Parenthood, Politics)

the lives of birds by bleuett (E, 15k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Gardens & Gardening, Fluff and Humor, Family Feels, Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Rimming, Blow Jobs)

my little love by mellowflicker (T, 54k, WangXian, Modern AU, Single Parent WWX, kindergarten teacher!lwj, Kid Fic, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Pining)

Close Your Soft Eyes by timetoboldlygo (G, 12k, WangXian, Established Relationship, Post-Canon, Married Life, Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Mild Hurt mostly comfort, Communication, Learning to build a life together)

box your errors by mellowflicker (T, 42k, WangXian, Modern AU, single dad lwj, Domestic Fluff, Family Issues, Slow Burn, Kid Fic, let lwj have friends agenda, Hurt/Comfort, Pining)

And Yet Here You Are by cosmicmilktea (T, 10k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Cloud Recesses, settling down, lwj needs a hug, Separation Anxiety, Teacher WWX, very light angst, Chief Cultivator LWJ)

fish & wild geese by impossibletruths (T, 21k, WangXian, Modern AU, Farm/Ranch, Poetry, Grief/Mourning, Cooking, Catharsis, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Hunger as a Metaphor for Grief, Farming as a Metaphor for Healing, Overzealous Use Of Imagery, Mentioned Madam Lán, Podfic: fish & wild geese by raitala)

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2. Do you have any Fics where Wei Wuxian is good at sewing, embroidery or cooking WangXian preferably

Little Things by handwritten (onefromanotherworld) (G, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Modern Cultivators, Reincarnation)

Secret Family Recipe by handwritten (onefromanotherworld) (G, 911, LXC & WWX, Fluff, brother-in-law bonding, Cooking, family traditions, Modern with Magic) Short but sweet

The Lotus Pier Restaurant and Bakery Café by stiltonbasket (G, 1k, WangXian, XuanLi, ChengQing, NieLan, Modern AU, Bakery and Coffee Shop, a chronicle in yelp reviews, ships are mostly background, Fluff, Humor, Happy Ending, Yelp Reviews) baker wei ying

Some strange magic by deliciousblizzardshark (M, 15k, WangXian, Fantasy, Witch WWX, Wizard LWJ, Major Character Injury, Sex Magic, Dual Cultivation, Love Confessions, Fluff and Angst, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Horny LWJ, Trust Issues, despite these tags, There's actually very little smut) weaving

Heat It Up! with Wei Ying by justpeace (T, 10k, WangXian, Modern AU, coworkers to dating, Getting Together, Chinese Food, racism that largely happens offscreen, workplace racism, toxic workplace environment, Workplace Relationship, food as a metaphor for racism, Humor, Happy Ending, Angst and Humor, food as a metaphor for flirting, References to Drugs, Alcohol, Asian-American Character) chef wei ying

Battle Chefs by sami (T, 25k, WangXian, Modern AU, Reality Show, cooking contests, Format - Recaps, Humour) chef wei ying

a season of splendor by Deisderium (T, 11k, WangXian, Modern AU, Sports, Fashion & Couture, Baseball, Remix, Inspired by Fanfiction, just a soupcon of pining, ass smacks but baseball, fluff as far as the eye can see, Designer WWX, Athlete LWJ, Friends to Lovers) wei ying as a tailor

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3. Hello, thank you for the recs last time. This time I'm asking for all the recs in the canon era with a disabled/amputee Wei Wuxian. Thank you! @iseverelydislikeeveryone

you caught me in a moment weak by Miss_Enthusiasimal (M, 11k, wangxian, JC & WWX, canon divergence, time travel, hurt/comfort, angst, emacipation, amputation)

💖 Love made visible by Moominmammashandbag (M, 30k, JYL/WZL, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Amputation, Major Character Injury, Sibling Love, Angst with a Happy Ending, cooking as cultivation, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Sexual Assault, inadequate parenting, Family Angst, Dysfunctional Family, Protective Siblings, Near Drowning, heterosexual fluff, Amnesia)

brave enough to breathe by Sour_Idealist (M, 10k, JC & WWX, Canon Divergence, Golden Core Fix-It, Golden Core Transfer, canon-typical family dysfunction, Torture, secondary character death, Canonical Character Death) Madam Yu follows through with cutting off WWX's hand, canon divergence from there

3A of this post has some fic recs you might like

The Porcelain Lotus of Yungmeng by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (G, 9k, WangXian, JC & WWX, JC POV, Amnesia, yunmeng bros reconciliation, Eventual WangXian)

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4. IMTF req: Fics that explore JC and JL's relationship? Maybe something like stories of how JC struggled/coped with raising JL and other parent stuff?

Death of a Ghost by Gotcocomilk (E, 107k, WangXian, WWX & JL, Canon Divergence, Ghost WWX, Hurt/comfort, Family bonding, Fluff, Angst) the first like half of it focuses on JL’s relationship with both JC and ghost!WWX who’s come back to LP & doesn’t really remember his previous identity.

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5. Hello! I was wondering if y’all knew of any fics where wwx is a lifeguard. Nothing too particular outside of that, I just think it’d funny to read smth where like lwj and lxc go to a pool and lwj sees wwx doing his job and is like oh shit he’s hot, idk, love the blog btw, y’all are godsend

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6. Hello! For the "in the mood for a fic" series, do you have anything A) where someone from MDZS travels to another universe (another fandom) B) where Madam Jin is a supporter of Wei Ying? Thank you so much! @smallcutesprinkle

6B)

this body yet survives by RoseThorne (T, 37k, WIP, WangXian, No War AU, Recovery, Trauma, Dissociation, Courting Rituals, Near Death Experiences, Attempted Murder, Eventual Happy Ending, Panic Attacks, Protective Siblings, Triggers, Protective LWJ, Protective LQR, Yúnmèng Siblings Dynamics, Bad Parent YZY, POV Third Person, POV LWJ, Depression, Good Sibling JC, Good Sibling JYL) Madam Jin is only in it briefly, but she's firmly on Wei Wuxian's side

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7. Hello there!

Thank u all mods for your hard work.

If u don't mind, for the next "I'm in the mood For", do u perhaps any recommendations of fic with or deals with WY having an eating disorder.

Thank u for your time Have a nice day all of you

the absence of hunger by parsnipit (M, 27k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Starvation, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Body Worship, Praise Kink, PTSD, Flashbacks, Blood and Injury, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Cannibalism)

🧡“I will climb to where you are” or: the bunny book by ladyofrosefire, NotAFicWriter (T, 40k, WangXian, Modern AU, Mutual Pining, Fatherhood, Family, Long-Distance Relationship, Semi-Epistolary, Grief/Mourning, Past Food Insecurity, WWX's Outstanding Mental Health, Panic Attacks, past parent death, Fluff) It’s modern au but mentions Wei Ying’s past food insecurity in one of the chapters

spinning with the stars above by tardigradeschool (G, 7k, WangXian, Star Trek Fusion, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, PTSD, Tarsus IV, Pre-Relationship, Mutual Pining, Panic Attacks, Fluff, Friends to Lovers) This Star Trek AU also mentions Wei Ying’s traumatic past and current issues with food /(Neither really feature eating disorders so much as issues surrounding food, though, so idk if this is what the asker is looking for)

a kind of emptiness by ScarlettStorm (E, 11k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Eating Disorders, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Eating Disorder Recovery, tricking your brain into better habits, bad choices, followed by good choices, low angst, Happy Ending, Tender smut, Frottage, Praise Kink, Additional Warnings In Author's Note)

behind the wheel of a large automobile; you may find yourself in a beautiful by bunnxianluvsu (MooseFeels) (E, 22k, WangXian, Modern AU, Road Trips, WWX Has a Breeding Kink, Butt Plugs, Pregnancy Kink, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Past Abuse, Chronic Pain, Illnesses, Golden Core, Oral Sex, Dirty Talk)

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8. In the mood for bdsm fics with no impact or pain play. Also no non-con or dub-con please! Prefered pairing wangxian ✨

Maybe You’re the Reason by Clearpearls (E, 67k, WangXian, Modern AU, College/University, Phone Sex, slight D/s, Secret Identity, Praise Kink, Phone Sex Operator WWX, he’s part-time though, slight internalized sexual repression, Fluff, Light Angst, Dirty Talk Orgasm Delay/Denial, Slow Burn, Sub LWJ, Bottom LWJ, Vibrators, Aftercare, Introspection)

Cloud Nine Series by mssdare (E, 86k, WangXian, Modern AU, YouTube, Depression, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Substance Abuse, Mental Health Issues, Mental Breakdown, Suicidal Thoughts, ASMR, youtuber LWJ, youtuber WWX, Social Media, Getting Together, getting better, Happy Ending, Intercrural Sex, Shower Sex, Sleepy Cuddles, Videoblogging, Sexual Dysfunction, Erectile Dysfunction, Medication, Touching, Anal Sex, Domestic Bliss, Nightmares, Cuddling & Snuggling, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, side effects of medication, Slow Pace)

try a little tenderness by ilip13 (E, 11k, WangXian, Modern AU, BDSM, Dom/sub, Aftercare, Subdrop, Reference to bad BDSM etiquette in wwx's past, Reference to wwx's self-worth issues, Cuddling & Snuggling, Getting Together, Blow Jobs, Masturbation, Reference to BDSM scenes, this contains very little actual explicit content)

At the End of the Road by trickybonmot (E, 4k, WangXian, Modern AU, Practice Edging, Straight Boy WWX vs Fuck Around and Find Out LWJ, Pining but like Angry, Mildly Dubious Consent, A little Spit, Porn with Feelings, comphet is a hell of a drug, [PODFIC] At the End of the Road, by trickybonmot by Spinifex )

Take All of Me by Anna-domini (Memoryboard) (E, 22k, WangXian, Modern AU, Teachers AU, Porn With Plot, Identity Reveal, Sexting, Phone Sex, Nude Photos, Dirty Talking LWJ, mentioned and vaguely implied WWX/others and LWJ/others, Praise Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Getting Together, Fluff and Smut, Exhibitionism, Anal Sex, Online Relationship, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Multiple Orgasms, First Dates, First Meetings)

in the pines by astronicht (E, 13k, WIP, WangXian, Modern AU, Dom/sub, Under-negotiated Kink, Coming In Pants, Dirty Talk, Marijuana, Recreational Drug Use, Sexting)

Content Warning: Romance by Ariaste (M, 5k, WangXian, BDSM, Praise Kink, nonsexual kink, which turns into sexual kink, wwx's canonical fetishes, Kink Negotiation)

walk my days on a wire by cicer (E, 27k, WangXian, Modern AU, they were business rivals(oh my god they were were business rivals), mentions of mpreg, Pregnancy Kink, Light BDSM, Praise Kink, Dirty Talk, Barebacking, Subspace, Lingerie, Mutual Pining, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Intersex)

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9. hello!! for the next im in the mood for, can you rec any fics with wangxian's family finding out about their relationship? it doesn't need to be a secret and it can have nsfw, like one of them opens their bedroom door or something. modern or canon, but i think it may be easier to find in modern au, maybe? thank you!!! <3

Everything's growing in our garden by like_a_bird_that_flew (T, 3k, WangXian, LXC & LWJ, Modern AU, Coming Out, Supportive big brother Xichen, Family Feels, Established Relationship, Xichen finds out on his own, meaning he finds photos of them kissing, Oops, referenced fear of homophobia/rejection, Fluff and Angst, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Attempt at Humor)

oh brother by lanzhans_rbf (G, 5k, LXC & LWJ, WangXian, Modern AU, POV Outsider, Twin Jades of Lán Dynamics, Twin Jades of Lán Feels) the revelation is in bits over time

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10. For a future itmf... can I request some dark lwj? But where wwx LIKES it? Is super into it? I just want a lwj who's willing to do whatever it takes to make wwx not only his but also safe and happy, even if that means he has to kill the entire cultivation world to do it, and wwx just adores him for it. So maybe more dark wangxian 😂 but just without a lot of the angst of them feeling guilty or wwx being afraid/upset with lwj over it if that makes sense

you soothe me just to torture me again by PrismaticAvocado (M, 4k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Dark WWX, Dark LWJ, Dark LSZ, Dark LXC, Dark LQR, jc is honestly not that much darker than in canon if at all, Murder Husbands, Torture, Homophobia, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, almost everyone is bashed somewhat except for wangxian and a-yuan be warned, JC Bashing, WWX Lives, BAMF WWX) this is wangxian literally being super into burning the world down for each other

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11. for the next itmf, do you have any fics where wwx defends lwj from people talking bad about him or vice versa?

Hold Truth to the Light by SoManyJacks (E, 15k, WangXian, Light Angst, Fluff, switch!LWJ, service top!WWX, Accusations of rape, False Accusations, Rumors, nasty rumors, Alcohol, arranged marriage sideplot, Painful Sex, Anal Sex, POV Alternating, Light Dom/sub, Post-Canon, Based on the novel, gratuitous epilogues) has people making harmful assumptions about how Lan Zhan treats Wei Ying

make this chaos count by devotedbones (E, 15k, WangXian, Post-Canon, CQL Compliant, canon compliant until the very last scene of episode 50, Getting Together, First Time, First Kiss, Hand Jobs, Chief Cultivator LWJ, a flute used as a melee weapon, Fist Fights, Gossip, Self-Worth Issues, Love Confessions, Mutual Pining, Mentions of Canonical Abuse, Minor Misunderstandings, [podfic] make this chaos count, by devotedbones by inkpens) in which Wei Ying gets in trouble for defending Lan Zhan

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12. hello i have another itmf request (thank you again for the last one). do you have any recs for wwx is revealed to be actually wealthy? like bc he lives simply and such, and people assume he's poor or middle class but like he's filthy rich. plus points if it's his own wealth and not jiang-connected. thank you so much

Come Around and Stay by trippednfell (M, 160k, WangXian, NieLan, Modern AU, Slow Burn, Kid Fic, Found Family, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, PTSD, Blood and Injury, Dissociation, So much trauma, Angst with a Happy Ending, Musicals, POV Alternating, Baking, Yunmeng reconciliation (eventually), Friend Zoning, Literal Sleeping Together, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks)

together, we're just enough by lulu_kitty (E, 134k, WangXian, Modern AU, Bartender LWJ, single dad wwx, Kid fic (sort of), Excessive Fluff, Yearning, barely there plot, neurodivergent wangxian, canonical parental issues, lwj in jewelry, accidental sugar gege wwx, fluff and eventual smut, Bottom LWJ, Service Top WWX, Bisexual WWX, Rich WWX, a-yuan is a wei but still also a wen, wwx is a-yuan's biological baba, Older WWX, Younger LWJ, Slow-ish burn, Light Dom/sub)

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13. Are there any fanfics where wei ying get mad or doesn't like the way he's being treated and leaves the cultivation world.

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14. I feel like I have a rare flavor of an ask for the next itmf … is there anything that’s like… wwx disappearing and then 13 years later his long lost love LWJ takes his son (with Junior quartet) to their favorite rock band show? And it’s wwx, wn, & wq??? And the band starts up and LWJ is just…suffering in the audience while Junior quartet is just having a blast? Thank you for all you do and I totally understand if …I just have to write this myself lol. @rogue-90-em

B-Side by Suspicious_Popsicle (M, 47k, WangXian, Modern AU, metalhead x classical music teacher AU)

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15. Hii! Thank you for your hard work<3

This requires is for IITMF : so are there any fics where WWX actually overpowers everyone? Like I've seen fics like THE BEAST OF GUSU series and some other ones where WWX is op and/or is some divine creature and is powerful than everyone else but still not more than LWJ. Like in the Beast of Gusu, he's a divine wolf and has so much strength but still is not match to LWJ. He loses every time they spar. Like yes, it'd be fair if LWJ wins because of his technique here as WWX doesn't have that chance to practice with others that much, but he loses because of LWJ has more strength. I agree about the LAN ARM STRENGTH but still, WWX is a divine being.

Okay I'm ranting now ( sorry for that )

So if there are any fics where WWX overpowers everyone else please do recommend some :) @purhplet09

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16. For next itmf A) I would like those fic where Wei ying reborn instead of mo xuanyu summoning him like " Golden phoenix by Alineko ". I really like that fic since WY got family and older Wangji, younger wy is my favorite.

B) where lwj and Wy's places are switched like lwj is yilling patriarch and Wei ying is earning for him , calling him back from BM @selflovingmedj

16A)

finding you always, all ways by BlueFrogs (T, 31k, WangXian, ChengQing, Reincarnation, Fix-It, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending, Romance, Memory Loss, technically there is character death, but he comes back lol, Age Difference, due to reincarnation)

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17. For in the mood for, does anyone have suggestions for fics where JYL decides not to marry Jzx?

between the shadow and the soul by Reverie (cl410) (M, 22k, wangxian, JYL/WQ, JC/NHS, canon divergence, angst w/ happy ending, dark WWX, feral WWX, family, memory loss, protective LWJ, protective JC, protective JYL, magical realism, grief, bamf WWX)

Sail Away Sweet Sister by sami (M, 72k, wangxian, YZY/CSSR/Madam Lan, JYL/NMJ, time travel, family, not everyone dies au, childhood friends to lovers, families of choice, parenthood, fluff, angst, underage sex, PTSD)

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[kermit-p-hob-brainrot]

Do you write fic? Either way any good Jeeves and Wooster recs for someone who’s only seen a couple episodes but LOVES how much they’re in love

I do not write fic! I occasionally draw and put my thoughts into the abyss of the internet tho! And I do read a lot of fic so here are some of my favs:

This one is a modern au where wooster has a podcast. do I remember the plot well? no but it was good enough for my to put it in my bookmarks!

If you like assumed unrequited love, pining, general misunderstandings because wooster is a dumbass, and well meaning shenanigans this is the fic for you.

I got to a point in the middle of it where it was so good I started reading it aloud like I was performing in a Shakespeare play.

[mxtxdiaspora-may]

Diaspora story rec: Only Fools Rush In by justpeace

Mature, no archive warnings, 22K

Wei Ying thinks he’s going to meet a younger version of Professor Lan, since they’re brothers- gently smiling, a little sad way back somewhere, smart as a whip and just a touch gullible, but instead he meets a drop dead gorgeous sonovabitch who refuses to make more than cursory eye contact and has about as much empathy in him as a brick fucking wall.

In which Wei Ying is forced to take AAS100: Intro to Asian American Studies to graduate. He has a cruelly strict grader, and his only hope of passing the class is attending extra credit movie nights in a ridiculous dorm with 3,000 rules.

Or: I watched a Chinese piece of media, promptly had a whole pile of feelings about being Chinese-American, and dumped them into a fanfiction.

This fic rec is part of our reclist, stories that spoke to us: MDZS fics & the Chinese diaspora experience. Reblogs are always appreciated.

[kiriel123]

Fics recs MDZS/The Untamed

inevitably, indubitably by friedkiki

Royalty AU lwj is a prince cursed to die on his twenty second birthday, wwx is a sorcerer determined to save his life and show him how to live. This fic was such a fantastic read I read it twice in a row

Introduction to Floating by cupofwater

Modern Cultivation AU lwj shows up at the hostel wwx is staying at infected by sex pollen. What is wwx supposed to do, NOT have sex with him??? Impossible. Really fun

planted in my mind by milkcrates

Modern AU with magic lwj and wwx go to the same magic school. Wwx is convinced he’s under a love curse because his heart clenches and he feels breathless whenever he sees lwj. An older fic I just discovered and such a lovely read

it was the fault of the lips by luckymarrow

Modern AU trans wwx and lwj become boyfriends and everything is perfect except lwj doesn’t know wwx is trans. Wwx gives a lot of blowjobs to avoid bringing it up. So sexy, and the family feelings with the Jiang siblings blew me away

When the Sky Settles and I'm Still Here by celerydragon

Post apocalyptic A/B/O omega wwx is trying to survive and maybe make his way to the sea when he runs into alpha lwj. For the good of humanity, he’ll need to sleep with lwj and repopulate the earth. No other reason

find me here again by quoth_the_ravenclaw

Modern AU wwx and lwj go to the club and have a sexy time. Maybe there’s a little roleplay in the bathroom. I fanned myself vigorously while reading

Make My Wish Come True by justpeace

WLW Modern with Cultivation AU wwx and lwj take a case on Christmas and must pretend to be married and share a bed for ~reasons~. This was super cute

an observer's guide to lovestruck cultivators by cafecliche

Canon-verse Mianmian’s husband observes wangxian. They’re in love anyone could see it. Also he loves his wife so much. Such a sweet little fic

wrote some things i didn't send by plonk

Modern AU lwj writes romance books and wwx is his editor. His most recent book has some very familiar characters in it. A really fun read!

I'm For You Now by phnelt

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36708862

Post canon wwx gets a little sick, lwj does not approve and lqr helps him make soup. So heartwarming and lovely, all the feels

[ladysunamireads]

Your Drama, the Touch of Your Hand

your drama, the touch of your hand by justpeace

Wei Ying scans the oncoming crowd and—oh no.

“Ugh,” she groans, almost involuntarily. She can feel her heart rate speed up just looking at Lan Zhan. Really? Here? What lesbian-adjacent activity has Wei Ying done in the last month or two that Lan Zhan hasn't crashed at this point?

five times Wei Ying didn't agree with Lan Zhan, and one time she did

Words: 6545, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Other

Characters: Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Niè Huáisāng, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín, Jiāng Yànlí

Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Magic, Enemies to Lovers, what if wangxian but meet ugly, Trans Female Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, what if basically everyone was trans, alternate universe- lesbians may as well be a tag I use consistently at this point, what if I just rolled these characters around in some lesbian stereotypes, miscellaneous gender fuckery

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46520488

[thyele]

2023年3月23日

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Ivy darknessさん「今年の夏、一緒に苦しもうな」https://twitter.com/IVY_DOPE_SHOW/status/1638178043155091467

The Loyettesさん「3/25、ロイエッツとしては4年ぶりのライブです。 これは新情報ですがフードにでぃこ特製のネパールカレー出します🍛🐀💕 会場: https://t.co/4J31ZMP1qW 東高円寺駅から徒歩8分くらいのとこにある廃墟みたいなかっこいいアパート https://t.co/gDiKcfgVwy」https://twitter.com/theloyettes/status/1638168812758634497

Premium Music 2023/プレミアムミュージック2023【日本テレビ公式】さん「🗓あす夜7時 4時間生放送🎥 『#PremiumMusic2023』 生歌唱アーティストをご紹介✨ ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ 　⚜️#清春 　🎵『忘却の空』 　池袋ウエストゲートパーク 　主題歌✨ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯ MC🎤 #永瀬廉(#KingandPrince) ❎#芳根京子 番組情報👇 https://t.co/xjJewRLn88 https://t.co/29ZAbDWc2a」https://twitter.com/musicday_ntv/status/1638178653707161600

清春さん「【TV】 3/22(水) 19:00 ~ 22:54 日本テレビ「Premium Music 2023」 生放送「忘却の空」で出演致します。 https://t.co/rnOgcJaCHh Gt. DURAN Ba. YUTARO Dr. katsuma / coldrain #清春 #忘却の空　　 #PremiumMusic2023」https://twitter.com/ki_spring/status/1638181481393848320

3LA@SPOILMANクラファン残8日！さん「sikのスプリットとZINE、明日には3LAに到着すると見られます。ZINEには私も長文（怪文書）を寄稿しております。」https://twitter.com/3LA_Disc/status/1638181557973450754

sikさん「splitを出したmogro/Further Platonic 芹澤氏のinterviewを更新しました。 レーベルの始まりと、あまり知られていない東京以外の音楽、地元静岡のシーンについて語っています。 とても良い内容なのでzineでもnoteでも是非読んで欲しいです。 https://t.co/fI8ttk3y6e」https://twitter.com/sik_bm_records/status/1638181757119008769

Drum 篤人さん「宜しくお願いします〜🐟👓🏯」https://twitter.com/atsuto0107/status/1638182937157058562

SHOT BAR MAO-NERIMA-さん「SHOT BAR MAO-NERIMA- 営業中 なんと先日 Deshabillzのメンバーの方々がご来店しサインを頂きました!! 嬉しくてたまりません😢 #Deshabillz https://t.co/qfjuJbVLsS」https://twitter.com/maonerima0801/status/1638163380216434690

Deshabillz2023年4月29日(土) 名古屋 MUSIC FARMさん「書いたか？書いてないな笑 押忍！書きましたよ笑 誰や！ 押忍！あんたや！ また行くね」https://twitter.com/Deshabillz2022/status/1638184292881940480

Deshabillz2023年4月29日(土) 名古屋 MUSIC FARMさん「@prin_guitarist 笑ってたぞ 押忍！はい！お疲れ様です！素敵です！ かっこよかったよーアーカイブありがとー！」https://twitter.com/Deshabillz2022/status/1638184702879358977

UNCLOCK LOVER 頼田陵介さん「またお願いしますねー😆 少なくともメンバーは大絶賛でしたよー✌️✨」https://twitter.com/yorita_ryosuke/status/1638191203509501952

キリ(luin)🥁さん「池袋手刀へ🌙 emmuréeショートワンマンを観にお邪魔してきました。 観れてよかった！！ 山さんロッティーのチーム凄い好き◎ 24周年おめでとうございます！尊敬し続けています。 4/17は…。【サイレンス】対バンです〜 想さんお誕生日ギグ2023🎂 https://t.co/TRcnyailQY https://t.co/6U3QtojsRp」https://twitter.com/kiri_drums/status/1638200076412805120

山本伸彦(ベースの人)さん「emmurée_reborn ありがとうございました！ 歴史の長いバンドの一員としてライブをさせていただくことは、学ぶことが多く、とても刺激的な1日でした 次回以降もベース弾かせていただきますので、山本を今日初めて知った方も元々知ってた方も、今後ともよろしくお願いします！ 次のアンミュレは4/17！ https://t.co/QK0DOai0eZ」https://twitter.com/Ganchan_Bass/status/1638165080679514113

Lottoさん「emmuréeありがとうございました！ https://t.co/R5zJYNXjgv」https://twitter.com/Lotto_drums/status/1638153472486023169

Rayaさん「アンミュレライブすげえ格好良かった… ロッティファンの4人が販売と同時に買ったチェキ… ルシペタ、キリちゃん、カナメくん、レイアのロッティファン4人集… ロッティかっこよ… ちゃんと1000円払いました… https://t.co/KQr5h9i45e」https://twitter.com/leprica_Raya/status/1638194346649595912

UNCLOCK LOVER 頼田陵介さん「ねーねー 気がついたら🎅さん帰ってたんだよねーw 寂しい。笑 あ！ 参田ーさんねw 素敵なベースでした✌️ また世界が拡がりました😊 @thunder1021」https://twitter.com/yorita_ryosuke/status/1638201084211781635

源 依織さん「@Deshabillz2022 笑ってません多分！笑 押忍！心の笑みは満開でした！ 見て頂いて有難うございます！^_^ しゅんさんもこの機会に是非とも廃人ニ…†」https://twitter.com/prin_guitarist/status/1638202446349737984

zoisite_informationさん「【zoisite shop】3月20日から通販受付開始します。https://t.co/ndU2uDECZO」https://twitter.com/zoisite_info/status/1636212083896520704

SUGIZOさん「イラク戦争開戦から20年を迎えた昨日、日頃お世話になっているJIM-NETの展覧会🌈JUSTPEACE！～イラク戦争から20年・写真と絵画で辿る過去と現在、そして…。🌈 のイベントとして配信トークライヴ「EDEN TALK」に出演してきた。 https://t.co/wUn8bP5ppR」https://twitter.com/SUGIZOofficial/status/1638207569742401537

SUGIZOさん「tenboの鶴田能史氏、JIM-NETの斉藤亮平氏と本当に思い入れの詰まった大切な話を展開してきた。 　　　　　 イラクの小児がんの子供達によるあまりに愛しいアート、それらをコラージュしたアートパレット「EDEN」から生まれた衣装、そしてギター。 生きのびた命と天に召された命。生命の真の尊さ。 https://t.co/MgWHL84wzf」https://twitter.com/SUGIZOofficial/status/1638207817093115904

源 依織さん「日が変わりまして本日10時より3.20廃人バンドのチェキ通販を開始致します。 尚、メンバー指定は出来ません。ランダムでのお送りとなります事、ご了承下さい。 販売期間はアーカイブ終了の4.3 23:59までとさせて頂きます。 ↓通販サイト https://t.co/epY75vLDVH」https://twitter.com/prin_guitarist/status/1638207985737670656

SUGIZOさん「純粋無垢な子供達が何故あのような苦難を強いられなけらばならないのか。 改めて残酷かつ無責任な戦争、暴力をこの世から消し去りたい。 皆でその意識を共有したい、伝えていきたい。変えていきたい。 そう強烈に実感したイベントだった。 https://t.co/e33GIxu1RI」https://twitter.com/SUGIZOofficial/status/1638208063424598016

源 依織さん「https://t.co/V1nDYc9Rop」https://twitter.com/prin_guitarist/status/1638208406753546241

SUGIZOさん「JIM-NETの皆様、tenboの皆様、そして視聴者の皆様、本当にありがとう。 必ず良き世界へ導いていこう。声を上げよう。 そして現在続いている紛争の一刻も早い停戦、終戦を訴えていこう。 SGZ #JIM_NET #JUSTPEACE！ #tenbo　 #EDEN #SUGIZ https://t.co/Hugw2yGvxm」https://twitter.com/SUGIZOofficial/status/1638208746718646274

lucy+peter=esolagoto / 中村真悟さん「今夜は幽閉されてきました。 新体制のemmurée先輩も(解ってたけど)素晴らしかった・・・！ Lotto君山さんのリズム隊も、とても初とは思えない纏まり具合・・・今夜を目撃出来て嬉しかったです。 アンコールの新曲がまた、新たな道標を示してくれている様で。 24周年おめでとう御座います㊗㊗㊗ https://t.co/QRxS1eRA2u」https://twitter.com/lucy_peter/status/1638209532328566784

UNCLOCK LOVER 頼田陵介さん「なんだろなー 寂しいわけじゃないはずなんだけど、 じゅんさんに電話したwwww いつものじゅんさんでしたw 気にしてくれてた😊 優しい✨ 次回4/4池袋EDGE よろしくお願いします✌️✨」https://twitter.com/yorita_ryosuke/status/1638209944699949060

“CRAZY”COOL- JOE 【本人】さん「懐かしい写真ですね〜 公式サイトも更新されてます。 https://t.co/S8ufbJSnb3」https://twitter.com/cooljoesbar/status/1638014619255189506

Deshabillz2023年4月29日(土) 名古屋 MUSIC FARMさん「@prin_guitarist 俺好きだよー、是非！ しゅん」https://twitter.com/Deshabillz2022/status/1638211365675626503

森 翼mori tsubasa/MIMIZUQさん「タイのバンドマンと合同作曲。細かなニュアンスを共有するのにだいぶ苦戦。なんとかみんなで良いメロディーを見つけられた。1月にできた音楽仲間。もしかしてアニメの曲歌ってるの？って今日聞かれた。「森翼」で検索してくれたらしい。「アニメみたいな声だもんね」って言われた。声優はやってない。 https://t.co/FW8XPsXIfu」https://twitter.com/mori_tsubasa/status/1638216768643805186

朋さん「おやすみなさい。 （すこし飲み過ぎてしまったかもしれません） https://t.co/cB52alZSmA」https://twitter.com/manicure_ojisan/status/1638219609647255552

UNCLOCK LOVER 頼田陵介さん「寛のグラサン🙋‍♀️ https://t.co/1TciH3VZzn」https://twitter.com/yorita_ryosuke/status/1638247764898500610

MIYAVIさん「🎸🎸⚡️😎 @Fender @Fender_Official https://t.co/nv5v6C2dy1」https://twitter.com/MIYAVI_OFFICIAL/status/1638265362398715904

MIYAVIさん「Coming soon. 今日も元気に語っております。 #Fender #Acoustasonic #Guitar https://t.co/AuagDcqrgt」https://twitter.com/MIYAVI_OFFICIAL/status/1638265672731066368

lucy+peter=esolagoto / 中村真悟さん「納品・即・森 (斎藤一)」https://twitter.com/lucy_peter/status/1638265739923816448

Drum 篤人さん「思い出にどうぞ。 配信アーカイブもあるよ。 https://t.co/HJwboeNvyu https://t.co/x1kEmajayP」https://twitter.com/atsuto0107/status/1638301344577773568

Ryuichi Kawamura officialさん「Mornin'! ☀️ https://t.co/BHtRIk2Al2」https://twitter.com/RyuichiKawamur2/status/1638316858825928704

舜3/25 NEiN京都さん「あと3日です🙇‍♂️🎸✨ ◆3/25(土)KYOTO ARC DEUX THE DEAD P☆P STARS 30th year 「攻撃」2022-2023 京都公演 開場16:00/開演16:30 前)￥4000/当)￥4500(D別) 【チケット】 ■購入ページURL https://t.co/UplCy26Fj8 【入場順】１.イープラス、２.バンド予約、３.当日券 https://t.co/dsHRrFfugR」https://twitter.com/shun_thefuzzbox/status/1638331085213020161

NEIN_OFFICIALさん「【今週土曜！京都公演！】 3/25(土)KYOTO ARC DEUX THE DEAD P☆P STARS 30th year 「攻撃」2022-2023 京都公演 16:00 / 16:30 前￥4000 /当￥4500(D別) NEiN THE DEAD P☆P STARS THE SOUND BEE HD Vagu*Project ☆Skelton panties☆ チケット https://t.co/Cnn0L6Dntk https://t.co/h0BnboH2lu」https://twitter.com/nein_official/status/1638337248545611777

DETRUIREさん「「THE ONENESS」3rdCollection 予約受付中 2023SUMMER&AUTUMN 更に環境に配慮した新たな素材の試みと、独自の流麗なラインを実現した3rdコレクション。 オーダー締切3月26日まで 宜しくお願い致します。 @SUGIZOofficial @THE_ONENESS_JP #THEONENESS #SUGIZO #DETRUIRE https://t.co/jbHMbvDvLJ」https://twitter.com/DETRUIRE5923/status/1638063383491776513

[jetkast]

@wangxian-fanfic did you mean your heartbeat, across the grass by fakeplasticlily? Also a very good one.

Some other sports ones (I cannot state enough how little of af I give about sports and I ate these up, all vary in length from one shot to long fic, rating from G to E so please take care and read tags etc):

get wild (Basketball AU with D/s) by aroceu

varied my velocities (Ballet Dancer LWJ, Soccer player WWX takes lessons; so so sooo good) by fantasiavii

are you coming backstage after the show? (wlw field hockey player WWX, tennis player LWJ) by asisoitorre

And That's The Game (wlw Volleyball AU) by YunmengLotus

the right words at the right time (wlw martial arts AU) by justpeace

(that last one is cheating because I am a martial artist and it's debatably not a sport, but I love this one so it's fine. I may or may not have my own wlw modern martial arts AU in the drafts.)

Other Modern (Non-Cultivation) AUs that high-key blew my mind:

Live from New York (Saturday Night Live AU) by Varnes

Covered in Bees (Beekeeping LWJ; such a fave) by ScarlettStorm

Where's your emergency? (911 Dispatcher WWX) by trippednfell

always coming home (eco-terrorist LWJ) by detectorist

I just... love fanfic y'all LOL.

Just finished Waiting for Spring by thievinghippo despite actively not giving af about baseball and had that postfic high of the closure and relief that so often comes with Wangxian. I love them so much. I love how well they can be put into so many AU and still be them. Different authors always highlight different themes from MDZS, whether it's A-Yuan, WWX's exile or sense of justice, LWJ's moral growth or clan challenges, all the side characters, family dynamics, betrayals, grief, hope... I eat it all up.

(And whew the quality smut of this fic and the fandom overall is definitely a huge plus.)

[mdzsao3]

16 year old wei ying's wilful ignorance of lan zhan's gay tendencies

[ao3 link]

[mdzs-fic]

Additional Tags: 

coworkers to dating, Getting Together, Food, Chinese Character, Chinese American character, Chinese Food, racism that largely happens offscreen, workplace racism, toxic workplace environment, Workplace Relationship, food as a metaphor for racism, Humor, Happy Ending, Angst and Humor, running bits involving pop culture references, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, food as a metaphor for flirting, References to Drugs, Alcohol, Asian-American Character

Word count: 11k

Summary:

“Close your eyes,” Wei Ying says, and Lan Zhan, surprisingly obedient, does. He takes a piece of the dessert and presses it gently against Lan Zhan’s lips. He notices a gentle crease between Lan Zhan’s eyebrows, at first, before he—and again this is a surprise—opens his mouth to take the bite, lips brushing against Wei Ying’s fingertip. Wei Ying wrenches his hand away, nearly dropping the plate. It’s clearly been too long since he last slept with anyone if he’s having impure thoughts about his coworkers eating food at 3pm on a Wednesday.

Or: Lan Zhan and Wei Ying work in the NYC test kitchen for an unnamed food magazine.

[jamshidazizi1991]

⁦🕊️⁩⁦🕊️⁩⁦🕊️⁩ "If we don’t end war, war will end us." -H.G. Wells ⁦🕊️⁩⁦🕊️⁩⁦🕊️⁩ . جامعه جهانی حقیقتا تحمل جنگ دیگری را ندارد ،به نیابت از تمام انسان‌های صلح‌طلب جهان از ریاست جمهور محترم جمهوری آذربایجان آقای الهام علی‌اوف و همسر بافرهنگ‌شان خانم مهربان و ریاست جمهوری محترم جمهوری ارمنستان آقای آرمن سارکیسیان و آقای نخست وزیر نیکول پاشینیان خواهشمندم با اعلام سریع آتش‌بس، مقدمات حل دیپلماتیک مناقشه قره‌باغ در سازمان ملل متحد را کلید بزنید تا خون مردم بی‌گناه پایمال نشده و آثار مخرب محیط زیستی جنگ دامن‌گیر منطقه نشود. ⁦🕊️⁩ Միջազգային հանրությունն իսկապես չի կարող հանդուրժել հերթական պատերազմը ԱՀ հարգարժան նախագահ պրն. Էլհամ Ալիևից Իսկ ՀՀ Նախագահ պրն. Արմեն Սարգսյանին և վարչապետ Նիկոլ Փաշինյանին Հայտարարեք կրակ, ՄԱԿ-ում դիվանագիտական ճանապարհով լուծել Լեռնային Araարաբաղ արաբաղի հակամարտությունը ⁦🕊️⁩ Beynəlxalq ictimaiyyət həqiqətən başqa bir müharibəyə dözə bilməz: dünyanın bütün sülhsevər insanları adından Azərbaycan Respublikasının Prezidenti cənab İlham Əliyev və mədəni həyat yoldaşı Mehraban xanım və Ermənistan Respublikasının Prezidenti cənab Armen Sarkisyan və Baş nazir Nikol Paşinyan adından. , Günahsız insanların qanı tapdanmaması və müharibənin dağıdıcı ekoloji təsirləri bölgəyə yayılmaması üçün Birləşmiş Millətlər Təşkilatında Dağlıq Qarabağ münaqişəsinin diplomatik həllinə hazırlaşın. Təşəkkürlər. ⁦🕊️⁩ @unitednations @amnesty @internationalcriminalcourt @antonioguterres 🕊️ @presidentaz 🕊️ @president_armensarkissian 🕊️ @nikolpashinyan_official 🕊️ #peace #justpeace #nowar #no_war #no_more_war #peaceforazerbaijanarmenia #azerbaijan #armenia (at World of Peace) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGDXQ_sjC-m/?igshid=11j8qqksx0j93

[erzvo]

#justpeace #horse #freedom (na mieste Slovakia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBoHd7oPId/?igshid=u42jldfdkfyz

[physiotherapy07]