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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

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tfw "popular" fanon becomes so embedded in a fandom & discussions within fandom spaces that people just start treating it as the default and all interactions with others are coloured by this interpretation. have you considered that I actually don't subscribe to this take, which is nowhere in the source material? wait nvm, clearly not.

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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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The mayor of Butler, Ohio (population 941) ‘accidentally’ struck a wanted pedophilic rapist with his car as the man attempted to evade the police. Right in front of the rapist’s grandma too. Based on previous news coverage of the rapist in question, he seems to be the local menace. Truly an entertaining read and a breath of fresh air in comparison to the rest of the current news cycle.

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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I don’t know what you’re talking about this is literally a picture of Nate and Sophie

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tried to explain to a white liberal that i felt weird seeing white people make racist sounding jokes about AI ("tin crow laws", "wirebacks/silverbacks", "my daughter better not come home with no god damn clanker") because of how ingrained it is into the "white" identity to incite genocide by inventing an outgroup, and how that's the only "white heritage" that exists because "whiteness" was invented 200 years ago from ideology.

i was told i was "flexing my history knowledge" for bringing this up, and then accused of promoting bioessentialism for saying racism defines white blood-- something objectively true, as "whiteness" cannot exist without an outgroup.

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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.

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"X identity queer people don't belong in Y identity queer spaces" girl what spaces??? The gay & lesbian bars that are closing down & being replaced with ✨ absolutely nothing ✨? The pride parades that are losing funding & getting smaller?? Those queer spaces???

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It shouldn't surprise me but it is still depressing how Trump and his goons are easily changing the world in exactly the way they want it with almost no resistance. I am just glad that the EU and China are now working closer together to reach or even do more then the Paris accords asks. The US is now truly a lost cause

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okay here's some actual life advice for new parents

go to the library.

those toddler reading times are actually community-building events where you can meet fellow new parents with children the same age as your kid. you know how it's hard to socialize with all your friends, especially if they don't have young children? well here's a group of people that are far more likely to understand your situation and have free time that isn't after 9 pm on a school night. plus your kids can learn how to socialize with their own peer group. AND it's free

do NOT show up and scroll thru ur phone the entire time, the library isnt daycare, you need to be present too

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Hey USPS why did you close my PO box when I already picked up the keys and have a copy of the agreement in my inbox and paid for it and bought a fucking PO box and even if I misunderstood something you say I didn't do a thing in 30 days that you sent to me TWELVE days ago and you sent it to me complete because I already did it and if that sounds confusing it is I'm really fucking confused ANSWER THE PHONE

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the innkeeper tells my valiant and brooding sword-wielding companion that there is only one bed. luckily ☝️ i never go anywhere without my Therm-a-Rest NeoAir XLite NXT Sleeping Pad (size regular/short, 11.5oz)

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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