#justgermanthings

[rascheln]

When you're on the subway and there's an announcement that one of the stops can't be used due to a bomb disposal near the station.

[birdofmay]

What is an aspect of German culture that you wish was more famous? Also, how do I cure my sister of the need for luften in the winter?

Hmm I don't know, I don't really care what German culture is or isn't famous for 🤔

Sorry, not possible, fresh air is important and once you close the window the room temperature will rise again, stop being so weak ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼/half joking

No, really, ventilation is so important, I open my window whenever I leave my room for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Entering a room with not enough oxygen is absolutely terrible! #justgermanthings

[simsalabimbos]

You can keep your rivers of milk and honey, I'm off sipping 4711 original eau de cologne straight from the tap #justgermanthings

[evelynhug0]

ähm ja... 

[darthlenaplant]

A/B/O Dynamics auf Deutsch zu lesen ist sowas von weird. "Ich bin in Hitze". "Die Hitzeblocker wirken nicht".

OIDA, DU BIST ROLLIG. LÄUFIG. IN DER BRUNFT.

WHATEVER.

Sicher, ich will nie wieder hören, wie in einem Dub ein Onigiri oder ein Manju als "Sandwich" oder "KRAPFEN" bezeichnet werden.

Aber irgendwie kommen mir die heutigen Übersetzer doch etwas unkreativ vor.

Und das "[Name]-senpai" hätte man auch ruhig so stehen lassen k��nnen. Ein Typ nennt doch seine Freundin nicht "Kollegin". SPÄTESTENS DANN NICHT MEHR, WENN DIE ZWEI HEIRATEN!!!

[cosmogyros]

In German we don’t say “I’m cracking up” or “I’m dying of laughter”, instead we say “I’m throwing myself in the trash”. I think that’s beautiful.

[easyfications]

@martynawrobel , the queen of neatly wrapped and symmetrically distributed dog poop. . . . . . . . . #berlinstyle #hundenscheise #berlinshithole #scheiße #justgermanthings #lifeinberlin #ordnungnusssein #coronadiaries (at Wedding, Berlin) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_rVqG_KYlj/?igshid=rot5u2ly7x3t

[overanalyzefilmsandchill]

die drei ??? is just a giant fever dream germany had collectively

[beerquoteoftheday]

“When your buddy drinks without clinking glasses with you”

[jonaskoebele]

So its 803 and they started drinking beer on the train

[gryphae]

Trying to unlearn my mispronounciation of Aziraphale and Crowley is worse than when I was a child and the mindfuck I had over Fawkes and Carlisle. But those were cause I could barely speak english and this is entirely worse now.

[moonlight-aftermath]

The DJ is blaring 'Heat of the Moment' over the speakers at the nearest Schützenfest and I am having flaSHBACKS!

[finstermond]

the real struggle:

KARTOFFELSALAT IST NUR DANN GUT WENN ER SCHWÄBISCH IST

[nvmbrschnee]

Dresden du bist wunderbar ✨

[whatthefckisthis]

You know you're German when: "Would have, would have, bicycle chain"

[idridian]

“Bauplan” translates to “building/construction plan” or “blueprint”, not “body plan” but eh, details

i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes