#justgermanthings

[birdofmay]

What is an aspect of German culture that you wish was more famous? Also, how do I cure my sister of the need for luften in the winter?

Hmm I don't know, I don't really care what German culture is or isn't famous for 🤔

Sorry, not possible, fresh air is important and once you close the window the room temperature will rise again, stop being so weak ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼/half joking

No, really, ventilation is so important, I open my window whenever I leave my room for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Entering a room with not enough oxygen is absolutely terrible! #justgermanthings

[simsalabimbos]

You can keep your rivers of milk and honey, I'm off sipping 4711 original eau de cologne straight from the tap #justgermanthings

[evelynhug0]

ähm ja... 

[darthlenaplant]

A/B/O Dynamics auf Deutsch zu lesen ist sowas von weird. "Ich bin in Hitze". "Die Hitzeblocker wirken nicht".

OIDA, DU BIST ROLLIG. LÄUFIG. IN DER BRUNFT.

WHATEVER.

Sicher, ich will nie wieder hören, wie in einem Dub ein Onigiri oder ein Manju als "Sandwich" oder "KRAPFEN" bezeichnet werden.

Aber irgendwie kommen mir die heutigen Übersetzer doch etwas unkreativ vor.

Und das "[Name]-senpai" hätte man auch ruhig so stehen lassen können. Ein Typ nennt doch seine Freundin nicht "Kollegin". SPÄTESTENS DANN NICHT MEHR, WENN DIE ZWEI HEIRATEN!!!

[cosmogyros]

In German we don’t say “I’m cracking up” or “I’m dying of laughter”, instead we say “I’m throwing myself in the trash”. I think that’s beautiful.

[easyfications]

@martynawrobel , the queen of neatly wrapped and symmetrically distributed dog poop. . . . . . . . . #berlinstyle #hundenscheise #berlinshithole #scheiße #justgermanthings #lifeinberlin #ordnungnusssein #coronadiaries (at Wedding, Berlin) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_rVqG_KYlj/?igshid=rot5u2ly7x3t

[overanalyzefilmsandchill]

die drei ??? is just a giant fever dream germany had collectively

[beerquoteoftheday]

“When your buddy drinks without clinking glasses with you”

[jonaskoebele]

So its 803 and they started drinking beer on the train

[gryphae]

Trying to unlearn my mispronounciation of Aziraphale and Crowley is worse than when I was a child and the mindfuck I had over Fawkes and Carlisle. But those were cause I could barely speak english and this is entirely worse now.

[moonlight-aftermath]

The DJ is blaring 'Heat of the Moment' over the speakers at the nearest Schützenfest and I am having flaSHBACKS!

[finstermond]

the real struggle:

KARTOFFELSALAT IST NUR DANN GUT WENN ER SCHWÄBISCH IST

[nvmbrschnee]

Dresden du bist wunderbar ✨

[whatthefckisthis]

You know you're German when: "Would have, would have, bicycle chain"

[idridian]

“Bauplan” translates to “building/construction plan” or “blueprint”, not “body plan” but eh, details

i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes

[langernameohnebedeutung]

toastertango replied to your post “Oooooh what did you get a Bußgeld for?”

Once when I was 14, I was fined 15€ for getting off of my bike 1m BEHIND the "Fußgängerzone" sign... ����‍♀️

@toastertango

WHY IS OUR COUNTRY LIKE THIS??????

reminds me of the story of a friend of mine:

Near our school was a one-way lane - with an exception for bicycles. So she a bunch of other kids were driving through there like every day, except one day the police was waiting for them and started handing out tickets for driving in the wrong direction. 

Obviously everyone complained and the tickets were void when the police actually went to check and saw there was a sign there allowing them to take the road.

But the worst thing about it: Less than a week later they took down the fucking sign that bikes could drive both ways. That’s the quickest response time I’ve ever seen in this fucking town to anything. Also after that I saw the police around there more often so I guess the entire plan was to make money of school-kids.