#just... don't listen to it in public places

[larnax]

[ transcript:

a video using footage from Spite Marriage, Cocoaunuts, and The Broadway Melody, all 1929 films, set to Rhapsody in Blue recorded by the US Marine Band in 2018.

black and white movie footage plays behind greenscreened footage of a pale man with dark circles under his eyes in a baggy suit. the greenscreening also removes the whites of his eyes and chunks of the shirt. he speaks stiltedly with long pauses in between lines.

"Did you take a nasty fall? Have you been swindled? Did you lose a fight? Did someone give you the run-around? Been wronged in some other way that's hard to describe? Did somebody make you uncomfortable?"

1-555-MILF-TAR in red all-caps appears at the top of the screen, with a title reading "Danny Milftar, Esq." at the bottom. "Well I'm Danny Milftar, and I'm technically an attorney, and I'm down for whatever. I don't care what your problem is, I will take the case," he continues, gesturing aggressively as the music grows louder. "Any grievance you have. Any time, any place. Listen I've— I've got nothing to lose. If you hire me, it's just you and me buddy. No one else. Nothing matters anymore. Hire me, I'm a Legal Beast." Legal Beast appears in green scrawled all-caps as the audio distorts. "I don't care if I die. I'm— I'm worth more dead than alive actually. Shouldn't talk about this during the ad but my fucking bitch ex-husband took everything in the divorce." Swearing is bleeped out. "You have no idea how much debt I am in."

After disappearing, Milftar reappears onscreen saying "I can't even afford stock footage! This is all public domain! That's the type of the out-of-the-box legal thinking you can expect from me alright?" he says, tapping his head. "I'm a Legal Beast." Same green text appears.

"I don't follow any conventions. You hate the person you're suing? Guess what, me too. I will seduce both their parents, I will steal their documents. I will fly into court like a fucking terrorist," he says, repeatedly cutting to smaller sizes.

"Fuck it, I'll wear a disguise." Long pause. "I—I'll whip it out." Long pause. "I will stop at nothing to make sure you win your case. Okay? I'm Danny Milftar. I will bring an unmatched level of energy to your case." He jumps and makes a loud noise. "If you hire me it's just you and me. You and me against the world. Against all the— ex-husbands that are out there." Long pause. "I don't need to blink. I don't need to breathe. I just need to win your case. Just me and you, no gods, no morals. If you don't hire me I don't know— I know what I'm gonna do honestly. This is it, actually, if I— if I don't get any business from this, it's over. So," he says fading out, "just call 1-555-Milf-Tar."

Footage fades to credits.

/ end]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[itoshiabi]

🩷How I think your first kiss would be with blue lock guys🩷

Ft: Isagi, Bachira, Rin, Sae, Nagi, Reo, Shidou, Barou, Kaiser, Hiroi

Isagi Yoichi

Your first kiss with Isagi will be gentle and sweet, happening in a quiet moment when no one else will be around.

One day in his house you two will be talking face to face- it's mostly him talking about soccer and you listening to him with a smile on your face while your chin will be resting on your palm. Seeing your adoring gaze and soft smile Isagi would suddenly stop talking and gaze at you intensely. Without realising you both will lean to each other and Isagi will ask for your permission by looking into your eyes and you'll close them as a "yes". Then Isagi will softly press his lips against yours and after relishing the feeling of your lips for a bit, he'll slowly start to move his lips against yours. The kiss won't be long and he won't use his tongue since it's both of your first kiss. When he'll pull away, you both will share an awkward yet warm smile.

Bachira Meguru

With Bachira, your first kiss will be playful and spontaneous.

One day as both of you will be laughing over some silly jokes, he'll just suddenly lean in and kiss you without warning. It could be in public or private, Bachira won't care about the place. The kiss will be short, he'll just give you a peck on the lips and will pull back smiling cheekily saying, "I couldn't resist!"

Rin Itoshi

Rin's first kiss with you would be intense and meaningful but not rough.

Rin's not the type to rush things, so he will take a while to work up the courage. But once he'll start to trust and open up to you, he'll realise how much your support means to him. And one day while you'll listen to his complaints about himself and will cup his face saying "You're hardworking and awesome, stop belittling yourself" his face will soften and he'll lean in. But before pressing his lips against yours he'll hesitate a bit but seeing your reassuring smile, his face will soften again and holding your wrists, he'll start to kiss you softly, moving his lips with you in sync. He won't use his tongue either because he's not a person who takes these types of things fast, but the kiss will be intense enough to leave you both breathless.

Sae itoshi

Sae's first kiss will be a blend of sophistication and suppressed emotion.

Even though having feelings for you a long time, he won't kiss you before dating you. It'll happen just according to his plan, on a date. He'll take you to a quiet place away from people which can be a beach or a mountain or perhaps a beautiful forest. And as you both will enjoy the beautiful scenery of nature, you'll look up at him to thank him and then he'll just lean down to press his lips against yours while cupping a side of your face. He'll let his lips stay against yours for a while, and after giving you a peck on the lips he will move away saying, "Don't overthink it" while his cheeks will flush a little bit, so little that you won't even notice it.

Michael Kaiser

Yours and Kaiser's first kiss will be dramatic, bold and entirely on his terms. When he'll feel that you're completely ignoring his subtle hints and playful teasing even though you're attracted to him, he'll just take matters into his own hands.

One day you'll find him showing up at your favourite place smiling proudly as if he has already won. Gently tilting your chin to make you meet his gaze, he'll grin as he'll notice your blush. Without hesitation he'll lean in and will press his lips against yours. The hand which was holding your chin will grip the back of your neck as his other hand will hug your waist, pulling you closer. Biting your lower lip playfully he'll devour your mouth with his tongue hungrily, letting you know how frustrated he is with you for trying to ignore him. After making sure you're breathless, he'll break the kiss and smirk confidently saying. "I told you I take what I want, that includes you too."

Nagi Seishiro

Nagi’s first kiss with you will be lazy yet sweet and out of curiosity.

Nagi won't even think of kissing you until Reo will tell him to do so. He'll tell Nagi that kissing is a normal thing that couples do daily so he should be doing that too with you or you might leave him someday. Sighing, as one day both of you will be playing games together he'll look at your lips, wondering why people make such a great deal out of it. When you'll notice him staring at you and smile he'll lean and will give you a quick peck on the lips leaving you shocked. Before you'll be able to react he'll smooch your lips again because it felt nice to him. Then without much fuss, he'll rest his head on your shoulder mumbling "That was nice. Can we do that again later? I don't wanna move now."

Reo Mikage

Reo's first kiss with you will be romantic and filled with pure affection.

He'll plan the moment carefully, wanting it to be perfect because he has always dreamed of how it should go. He'll take you to a beautiful, private spot and won't hesitate to use his money to make the day special. During the date he'll ask you to dance, pulling you close with a gentle smile. As you sway together he'll place a soft kiss on your forehead, too nervous to go for your lips at first. When you'll smile and blush at him, he'll stop dancing and will cup your face tenderly, looking at you with nothing but love. Then as you'll blush again, he'll smile and lean towards you, pressing his lips softly against yours, kissing you deeply. His lips will move against you with desperation to make you feel just how much he loves you and after pulling away he'll press his forehead against yours and will whisper, "I've wanted to do that for a long time, my love"

Shidou Ryosei

Your first kiss with Shidou will be wild, and full of raw passion. It will happen even before you two will start dating, just when he'll realise he likes you.

Just after realising the fact that he has feelings for you, he'll immediately show up at your place unannounced and will pull you in an intense kiss. He won't bother asking, he'll just pull you close with that signature devilish grin of his and will press his lips against yours without any hesitation. He'll kiss you roughly with hunger and if you'll hesitate, he'll bite your lips without a second thought and will claim your mouth with his tongue. When he'll pull back, he'll smirk brushing a thumb over your swollen lips, saying, "I like you. Be mine, baby."

Barou Shoei

Your first kiss with Barou will be intense, sudden and dominating.

One day after organising your things you'll invite him over and will ask innocently if he feels your house is organised enough or not. Barou will be melted in the spot and won't be able to control himself anymore. But before kissing you he'll somehow manage to ask,"Have you brushed your teeth?" making you surprised but you'll answer with a smile. "Yes" and then he'll pull you close suddenly by grabbing your shirt and will crush his lips against yours. The kiss will be firm and passionate, and he won't hesitate to use his tongue either. It won't be rough though, through the kiss he'll try to tell you everything he struggles to put into words. After the kiss he'll look away, and mutter, "Don't expect me to say anything cheesy now."

Hiori Yo

Hiori's first kiss with you will be shy, romantic and full of tenderness.

Hiori is someone who doesn't open up easily, but once he does and realizes how much you truly care for him, he'll finally muster the courage to confess his feelings. After he'll confess, your wide smile and tight hug will make his heart soar. As you'll reciprocate his feelings, he'll gently hug you back and looking into your eyes with a soft smile, he'll lean in slowly, making sure not to rush or overwhelm you. When your lips finally meet, the kiss will be tender and filled with care, as though he's trying to convey all the emotions he's kept hidden for so long.

When the kiss will end, he'll pull back slightly, his cheeks will be dusted with a faint blush as he'll smile shyly. "I hope that was good," he'll mumble, his voice barely above a whisper, his sincerity will make your heart flutter.

[slvt4buffw0men1111]

Assistance

Pt. 4, Pt. 3, Pt. 2, Pt. 1

This is the last part. I will probably make headcanons though.

Sorry it took so long I had writers block.

Smut under cut.

18+

Cw: degradation and semi public sex (I have a problem:))

It was the following Monday and you haven't talked to Sevika since. You slipped out her bed without a word and have been ignoring her text, too embarrassed to face her. When she greeted you this morning you refereed to her as “Ms. Verma”. She didn't like that. You doing your usual task up at the front desk and that's when you received an email from Sevika.  

“Please meet me in my office immediately. 

Signed, Verma” 

*Shit I'm gonna get fired* 

You made your back to her office stopping just outside preparing yourself to see her. You knocked gently at the door. 

“Come in”, she said through the other side. 

She was sat in her chair looking nervous.  

“Please have a seat and lock the door please.”, you do as she said and sat down in the chair in front of her desk ready to get fired. 

“Look, if I made you uncomfortable because of the other night I apologize. I don't want you to avoid me though so we can just act like the other night never happened if that’s what you want.” 

Oh? You weren’t expecting that. 

“No, no I'm sorry. I just don't know how to act to around you.", you said avoiding eye contact with her.  

“So, you don’t regret what happened?”, she asked. 

“No, I don't regret it at all, I just don’t do stuff like that often and I didn't want you getting the wrong idea about me.”She smiled at your words.  

“Come ‘er” she said. You made your way around her desk. She leaned back in her chair spreading her legs, patting her thigh. You sat down on her lap straddling her thigh. 

“Are you sure we can do this here?”, you ask your faces centimeters apart. 

“I own the place baby.”, she said before kissing your lips gently. You kissed her back wrapping your arms around her neck. The kiss getting heated quickly. You both can barely contain yourself when you get started. Only the sound of your lips smacking and heavy breathing heard in her office.  

“Ride my thigh for me show me you don’t regret the other night.”. She didn't have to ask you twice. Your skirt riding up and bunched around your waist, her large hands found their place on your hips guiding your movements. Her touch felt electric, your body immediately reacting to her. Her muscular thighs made the perfect surface, perfectly grinding your clit.  

Your hips moved at a slow pace, yet Sevika was grinding you down harder on her thigh. You started to kiss her neck to silence the dirty sounds from coming out of your mouth, it was still the afternoon and there were people just next door.  

“God you're such a little slut, grinding on your boss's thigh in her office. If I knew you were such a whore, I would've made a move on you sooner”, she mocked you. Her words when straight to her pussy making you grind faster on her thigh. Your skirt now hiked up around your waist left your lacey panties out for her to see.  

She couldn't help but grin at you, you were using her body like al toy to get off. Your hands desperately grabbing at her body to somewhat control yourself. She was in awe of you.  

“Up”, she demanded tapping your thigh.  

You whined at her demand not wanting to stop but listened to her anyways. Standing up she pushed you back onto her desk your legs wrapped around her hips. She bent down and caught your lips in a feverish kiss. Her tongue slipping into your mouth, teeth grazing each other's. Moans muffled in your mouths. It was making you dizzy. You could feel her hand traveling up your legs until she reached the waistband of your panties. 

“Can I take these off baby?”, she asked. It was so sexy when she asked for consent, like you would ever say no to her. You nod grabbing her face and bringing her back down to kiss you. She slipped the panties off you before standing up above you, taking in the look of you splayed out on her desk, lip stick smeared. 

“I'm gonna need you to be very quiet for me, can you do that?”, you nodded head.  

“Good girl”, she kissed you once more before getting down on her knees her head getting closer and closer to you pussy. She licked up your thigh until she reached your lips, teasing you. She repeated the same movements on the other side her hands fondling your breast. 

“Stop teasing me Sevi~”, you whined. 

“Be quiet” she growled, her fingers pinched your nipples making you let out a quiet yelp. She continued to kiss up your thigh surely leaving some hickeys in her path.  

“Sevi please touch me” 

“I told you to be quiet slut!”, she stood up grabbing your panties off her office chair before stuffing them in your mouth.  

“Now you have no choice”, she said. She went back down to you dripping pussy. Her index and middle spreading you open so she can take a better look at the arousal dripping out of you. She started to lightly and gently rub your clit with her thumb. Quiet and muffled whines came out your mouth wanting her to touch you more. 

She licked up your slit and back down to your hole, her tongue so gentle making you squirm. She then wasted no more time, wrapping her arms around your hips she brought you down onto your mouth. Her tongue flicking your clit. She sucked on your clit making your eyes and thighs clench shut. She didn’t stop; she instead went faster. Her tongue making shapes and patterns on your pussy. She grunted into you while sucking back down on your clit.  

“I fucking love your slutty pussy”, you could barely hear her, your thighs muffling her voice. Her hand started to massage your thighs and hips to help you loosen your grip in her head. You were lost in the clouds, her mouth feeling heavenly on you.  she brought her flesh hand down to you pussy and stuck two of her fingers in you with no warning making you scream out. She curled her fingers up into you while attacking your clit with her mouth.  

“Ms. Verma is everything alright in there?”, a voice, most likely Silco, said through the door.  

“Yea I just spilled some of my food.", she lied. 

“You on your lunch break this early?” 

“Not yet just a light snack”, she said smirking at you, her fingers still pumping in and out of you.  

“Oh alright, um, have you seen the receptionist, I need her to make copies of something for me.” 

“I think she’s on her lunch break; leave a note on her desk she’ll take care of it when she gets back.” 

God she was torturing you. 

“Ok thanks.”, he finally walked away and you let out your breath that you didn't even realize you were holding.  

She brought her mouth back down on you sucking harshly on your clit, your legs starting to shake letting her know you were almost to you breaking point. Her fingers curling and pumping in you impossibly faster, her tongue not stopping. You looked down at her with pleading eyes like were asking for permission to cum. She gave a slight nod and that's all you need to fall off the edge. Your legs snapped around Sevika's head, almost suffocating and borderline drowning her with your pussy. Brining your hands to your mouth to keep your moans muffled.

Sevika was looking at you the whole time you came, it was her favorite sight to see. A pretty girl shaking and moaning for her, but it was even better cause you were now the pretty girl. You came down from your orgasm, chest heaving up and down, hair and makeup now a mess. The prettiest sight.  

Sevika stood up and help you of the table. She took you panties out of your mouth and secretly pocketed them.  

“You always do so good for me baby”, she said her thumbs cleaning up your drool. All you could do was smile at her. She gave you another kiss this time gentler as her hand massaged you're ass.  

She helped you get cleaned up and looking presentable again before you left her office. You didn’t even notice your panties were missing until a couple minutes later, you were sat down at your chair and heard your phone vibrate. 

Sexy Boss Lady 

‘You can get these back after our date Friday’ 

Attached was an image of your bunched up panties in her lap. And yes, you could very faintly see her bulge.  

[okaysonny]

about james lee ╏ taesoo ma + first gen kings

𓇼 summary: taesoo finally found james lee — he figures he should tell the other kings.

𓇼 details: no reader, takes place after the dg vs taesoo fight (one night arc)

𓇼 wc: 1.4k

𓇼 A/N: thanks to the anon who gave me the idea! there's not much source material for any of them, but...i tried my best to write them in character (-.-)

!!! we don't know how long jaegyeon + dg have been working together. if it's revealed he already knew dg's identity during one night arc...we can just say he's playing dumb 😝

Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 created the group 'ABOUT JAMES LEE'

Jichang Kwak Taesoo? JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 Oh ffs Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Hello everyone. You know I wouldn't be contacting you all for no reason. I'm recovering in Gangbuk right now and I'd rather not have a group face time. This is about James Lee SEOKDU WANG Yeah we can see that. Thanks for making us look like stalkers Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Shut up. You know as well as I do how much that prick terrorised us, which is why my people in Ansan made a plan to lure him out. I found James Lee Jichang Kwak You have? JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 Seriously??? DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ Greetings 😊 This monk doesn't indulge in technology, but it must've been Buddha's will that this phone fell into my hands...What's this about James Lee? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Hello Gongseob. Still putting up this sham I see DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ It must also be Buddha's will to choke you with my prayer beads 😊😊 Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 I'll snap off that prosthetic leg while you're at it DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ You talk as if you don't have a glass eye 😊 Jichang Kwak Jesus Christ, how did you two children manage to rule your regions? Taesoo, you have us all here, so get to the point. Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Right, James isn't just in hiding like we all thought. He's taken on a completely new identity, one that's very visible to the public...essentially, he's hiding in plain sight. SEOKDU WANG A new identity that's public? Why would James risk that? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 No idea. But he fooled me for a good while when I first saw him Jichang Kwak But the bottom line is you saw him, right? So who is he? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Yes...and I fought with him. Everyone...this is James Lee

Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗

taesoo stares at the screen in confusion. no one sent anything for a good while.

until finally:

DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ 😧😧😧 Jichang Kwak ...You sent the wrong picture JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 I don't even wanna know why you have this saved. Aren't you a little too old to be listening to him? 😬 SEOKDU WANG Exposing yourself in such a way...I'd be embarrassed if I were those Ansan kids Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 What the hell??? No you idiots. This is James Lee. He's been hiding as Diego Kang, better known as DG, a famous idol.

taesoo blinks as the chat goes silent again.

until...

JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 🤣🤣😭😭 Jichang Kwak Taesoo... SEOKDU WANG Go vegan and these hallucinations won't happen Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 WHAT??? I've seen him with my own two eyes, this man is James Lee...you guys don't believe me? DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ Hoho don't you mean one eye? 😊 And...lying goes against the 4th precept... Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Fuck you firstly. Secondly, WHY would I lie about this? DG is James Lee and he came to Gangbuk once he saw his name was being used...that was the plan to lure him out.

DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️

Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 What would I gain from making this up? JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 I dunno but I always knew you were weird. No sane man willingly shits in the mountains Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 ??? You know I don't live there, right? And that's not the point. I'm telling the truth. Hudson was there too SEOKDU WANG All I'm saying is...you're the most vengeful towards James out of everyone here...so it's not impossible to think you got confused and beat up an innocent celebrity... Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 WHAT??? THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT WHAT HAPPENED

DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️

Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Send a Buddhist quote one more time I dare you Jichang Kwak Everyone...let's stop bickering for a moment. Taesoo, why don't you just tell us everything that happened? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Right...so basically, Hudson made a plan to lure out James by having a crew in Gangbuk use his name. James was obviously hiding for a reason, so he'd want to take out the threats to his concealment. DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ Little Hudson! 😄 His night club in Ansan is fantastic...or so I've heard. Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 😐 Anyway, it worked because James ended up coming. But before that, some 2nd generation kiddies were there...it's surprising but they were quite strong...I felt like I was back in my younger days. SEOKDU WANG Going toe to toe with the 2nd generation...this would never happen in Suwon Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Whatever. It got interrupted when this guy with pink hair smashed through the window and started fighting me...he did scarily remind me of James but I didn't think too much of it JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 I'm surprised you didn't recognise someone as famous as DG...then again, it makes sense given where you live 🤔 Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 I SAID I DON'T LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS. And he was wearing some ski mask so I couldn't recognise him either way Jichang Kwak How did you know he was James? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 That fucker repeated the same lines during our fight back then...that's when I knew. And when he took off his mask, I saw James' face in him. He didn't deny it either, in fact, he confirmed it for me. DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ Hmmm... Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Listen...I know it's hard to believe, but ignore the pink hair and flashy accessories and just look at his face. Don't tell me he doesn't look like James.

taesoo sighs as the chat goes silent again, bracing himself for whatever mockery they throw at him.

but to his pleasant surprise:

SEOKDU WANG ...He does look like him JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 And I always thought that kid had good looks...he could've definitely passed as an idol DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ They look alike, but how come no one else has noticed? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 This weirdo changed his entire personality too. He's way more calm and stoic, not the cocky guy we saw back then. SEOKDU WANG Hang on, how did the fight go? If you're recovering in Gangbuk, does that mean you lost? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Well what do you think?

taesoo rolls his eyes as the radio silence returns. until eventually:

JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 🤣🤣😭😭 Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 What is it now? JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 YOU GOT BEAT BY SOMEONE WHO TWERKS FOR TEENAGE GIRLS 🤣🤣😭😭 SEOKDU WANG I just watched one of his performances...Taesoo...this is a new low DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ Defeated by James even after forgoing his identity...this too, must be Buddha's will Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 I hope you all choke. Unlike you, I can admit when I've lost fair and square, no matter my opponent. JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 I bet you're crying behind the screen right now Jichang Kwak Stop it everyone. Let's not kick a man when he's already down. Taesoo has suffered enough humiliation Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 ? I just said I wasn't feeling humiliated but thanks JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 I don't get it though, why would James change his whole persona? It can't just be because of the first generation…and he must've gotten help from someone to become DG SEOKDU WANG Wait, didn't he say 'join our group' when trying to recruit Seongji to that 4 major crews thing? Could it be them? Or one of them? Jichang Kwak I think you're bang on the money Seokdu. I have a hunch about why James went into hiding…and who helped him become Diego Kang. JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 Woah. I feel like we're in a detective movie 😆 We should rename this group to 'Incheon Investigations' Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 I'm not changing it. And if anything, it should be called 'Ansan Investigations' because I'm the one who brought this up Jichang Kwak Stay on topic for 1 minute, I beg of you. Anyway, thanks for telling us Taesoo. I'm going to try discreetly look into this…you've been a big help for my investigations. P.S. - It should be called 'Chungcheong Investigations' because I'm in the police force. Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 I had a feeling this was tied into the case you're investigating. James should be brought to justice. You've had to give up so much because of bastards like him. I hope you succeed. Jichang Kwak :) JaegyeoN❤️ Na 🚗 🤢 Get a room. Anyhow, is there a point in keeping this group? Unless you wanna make the right decision and rename it to 'Incheon Investigations' ;) Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 I will not. But there's no harm in keeping it, just in case anything noteworthy comes up. SEOKDU WANG ...This better not be a regular thing Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 Well I hated this conversation more than seeing that pink princess, so it won't! DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ Taesoo, can I ask you one thing? Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 What is it? DAEHO TEMPLE 🧘☸️ Since you're friendly with DG, would you mind asking him for some concert tickets as a donation to our temple? 😊

Taesoo Ma 👊🏻🐗 has left the group

A/N: jichang x taesoo is my fav rare pair ❤️ taesoo even said he'd investigate jichang's death at his funeral + he was the first king there bruh 🥺😭 ohhh my shayla...

P.S. - if you liked this, check out the j high gc fic that anon was talking about!

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Become the generation to break the camel's back. (11.3%) -- "Machi Bhasad (Expect A Riot)," Bloodywood

LOVE IS MISSING IN THIS LOVELESS PLACE! I SHARE MY HEART WITH EVERYONE! (11.7%) -- "Arrow of Love," Electric Callboy

I'm tired and angry but somebody should be. (16.1%) -- "Nightmare," Halsey

Tagging: @hallsoffandom, @roughbuddy, @casputin, @beanmom-blogs, and @xxdrwhovianxx.

Hope you enjoy the playlist! Hope you find something that resonates with you and whatever you're looking for right now. And I hope you turn that shit up.

Listen to weird music; it's good for you.

And I'll see you guys... probably as soon as the new Bloodywood drops. (It was going to be when "Elevator Operator" came out, but if there's Bloodywood, I'll wait a week.)

PICK A SONG TO GET THROUGH THIS WEEK WITH

(from a song lyric)

Well, here we go again.

Pick a song from a song lyric. You do not have to recognize the song you choose, or any of the songs in the poll. Just go for whatever speaks to you in the moment.

At the end of the week, I will make a playlist out of all songs, from the song with the fewest votes to the song with the most votes. If you would like to hear the playlist, leave a comment or say something in your reblog, and I will tag you when it's all up and running.

And maybe listen to something loud today. Sometimes loud music just hits different, you know?

[lsunstreakerl]

I said "SH but I give GP a gun" and @farvres said "but like actually" so uhhhhh. here u guys go have a lil 1k brainworm. I guess this would be like, dark redbull? organized crime redbull? (more than) slightly insane redbull? listen, they're toxic. they still love max. these things can coexist.

so here's a little alternative universe, where things are much darker but it's somehow still redbull as family. this takes place in a split off of "Warning", after Max has had his tonsils removed and is recovering in Bedford with GP and Alice.

Gianpiero is seething in Christian's office, pacing across the floor. Christian isn't sure if he's ever seen his mild mannered friend this angry.

"GP-"

"No, don't start with me."

GP's hand flexes and curls from where he's clenching and unclenching his fists.

"You didn't fucking see it, Christian. He's so- he's tiny, in our guest room. He's tiny, and he doesn't even think he's allowed to have honey in his tea. The fucking- the idea that Alice and I want to take care of him after a surgery, that he doesn't have to handle it on his own- Christian, he doesn't even understand it."

GP stands in front of Christian's desk, one palm pressed flat as he leans down. Christian keeps his posture steady, even if he's never quite seen this look in GP's eyes before.

"If someone treated my daughter like that-"

Christian is wondering how much favor he's going to need to pull with Dietrich to cover up whatever Gianpiero is planning.

"I'd fucking kill them."

Christian nods. He's running ideas through his head, absentmindedly clicking his pen.

"Now would be the best time. Max is still recovering, he might not realize something suspicious right away."

GP pauses, looking thoughtfully at Christian.

"Redbull parties a lot- it's not out of the question for everyone to be together."

Christian nods, leaning back in his chair. GP is settling back into his skin, has that calculated look back on his face.

"Jos is known for drinking and driving. I always worry about him- it would be a real shame if something happened."

Gianpiero hums.

"It would, wouldn't it."

Christian tilts his head to the side, trying to gauge just how serious this is. There are rumors around the paddock, that the teams are like cults. Ferrari bears the brunt of them- they've been around too long, too many cultures and superstitions. It's too easy for the public to pick up on their oddities, the kind of strange behavior younger teams can get away with.

Even the drivers think it's a joke. It's not a part of the business they're involved in, usually. Fernando and Michael were... exceptions.

Christian brushes his fingers against cool metal secured underneath his desk.

"Someone would need to take care of Max. It would be devastating for him. He still thinks of that man as his father."

Gianpiero narrows his eyes. He's firm when he speaks, voice hard.

"Max would stay with me."

Christian nods.

"Of course, he'd still need to drive. But he'd be a bit closer to home that way, wouldn't he. Maybe a few trips a year to Austria."

Gianpiero is assessing Christian carefully.

"He'd be better taken care of."

"He would, yes."

There's a moment of silence as they both watch each other- trying to decide if they're really doing this. Usually, when a team operates after hours, there's a competitive reason. To get directly involved in a drivers personal life- it's rare.

Then again, Redbull has always been the exception. Max is one of theirs, golden boy in the making. He's already got little pockmarks of red, attachments to younger drivers, to Ferrari. They'll have to stamp that out.

Though- Christian supposes it would be okay to let him keep a few attachments. They're too soft on him, he's going to end up spoiled and rotten, but the way Gianpiero has his hand curled into a fist-

Christian has never seen anyone get under his skin like this.

"I'll schedule a meeting with Dietrich."

Gianpiero looks down his nose at him.

"Soon."

Christian nods.

"Tomorrow morning."

------

Gianpiero leans next to Alice in the doorway. Max is asleep in one of his old Jordan GP shirts, softly snoring into the pillow. He's all skin and bones, twitchy and nervous, unsettled in their home.

Alice looks over at him.

"You boys better be fixing this."

Gianpiero leans over to kiss her gently.

"I know, my love. You're retired."

She smiles against his lips.

"Not where our children are concerned I'm not."

She nods her head towards where Max is asleep.

"And he's one of our children, isn't he?"

Gianpiero feels a smile tick at the corner of his mouth. Max is in bad shape now, but-

They'll fix it. They'll protect him, teach him how to smooth over his blunt edges. He'll be surrounded by love, here and at Redbull, the way he should be.

He's not so confident they'd be able to secure him the Ferrari boy, because their claws are in too deep, he drips Rosso Corsa already, but Max has taken a shine to Daniel, and they can keep Carlos if they play their cards right.

Gianpiero will make it happen. Securing the perfect setup for Max, making sure he has the optimal environment for growth, that he has everything he needs-

Well. That's quite literally his job.

------

Alice is home with Max, still knocked out on pain meds. They've maybe been giving him a bit too much the past few days, but Gianpiero doesn't want to risk Max realizing something is suspicious. They'll wean him off of it soon as they ease him back into race prep, and the whole thing will just be a blurry haze of days he doesn't really remember, interspersed with a tragedy that isn't all that tragic.

He watches apathetically as the high beams sink below the water. He'd liked this fishing hole, because it was deep, and he's not going to be able to use it for a while now.

Gianpiero stays on the edge of the bank for a bit, making sure nothing floats up. The car is sunk, doors sealed shut. He doesn't feel bad in the slightest. He'd even been humane about it, Christian's gun sitting cool in the holster on his ribs.

Alice wouldn't have been so kind.

He waits for the water to settle before he turns and starts making his way back home. It's a lovely night out, really.

He should teach Max how to identify the constellations at some point. It could be helpful if he's lost- not that Gianpiero ever intends to let that happen.

Some race engineers fail their drivers. They don't mesh, or they aren't devoted enough, aren't willing to do what it takes.

Gianpiero leaves Jos to his watery grave behind him.

He and Max are going to be just fine.

[khaire-traveler]

🥇 Subtle Nike Worship 🏆

Participate in/learn about competitive sports of any kind

Honor your own accomplishments; give yourself some credit, and allow yourself some pride

Celebrate the accomplishments of others; be a good sport if you lose at something

Sing/listen to music that empowers you or makes you feel good about yourself

Have a candle that reminds you of her (no altar needed)

Keep a picture of her in your wallet

Wear jewelry that reminds you of her

Exercise; move your body frequently

Enter into competitive contests, even if you don't think you'll win

Practice acceptance for when things don't go the way you planned

Practice resilience for continuing onwards despite it all (the fact that you're here now shows you're already doing it c:)

Have imagery of wreaths/laurel wreaths, laurel trees, wings, feathers, palm branches, palm trees, lyres, and sashes around

Have stuffed animals of horses or any animal that you associate with victory, such as eagles, rams, or lions

Display your awards/achievements in your space; it's more than ok to be proud of yourself

Make a list of your personal strengths, things you're proud of, or things you've achieved (both big and small)

Make a list of future dreams, goals, and aspirations you have; they can be as simple and short-term as "waking up in the morning"

Support humanitarian or human rights organizations

Stand up for causes that you strongly believe in; attend protests if you can

Stand up for others if you see injustice; stand up for yourself as well

Volunteer at homeless shelters or for local humanitarian causes

Leave positive sticky notes around your workplace/school anonymously to encourage your fellow human

Engage in random acts of kindness; put a bit of goodness into the world

Treat yourself to something that makes you happy, especially when you're having a hard day

Try to dress in ways that make you feel good about yourself

Express yourself; if you can't do so openly, try doing so in subtle ways, such as wearing a bracelet that represents your gender, wearing shoelaces that are pride flag colored, or using gender neutral colognes/perfumes

Look into your family history; try to find things that you're proud of

Take pride in your cultural heritage; celebrate it freely

Take time to appreciate the things you love about your life, such as pets, friends, or even just nature

Learn a new skill; take up a new hobby

Hone previously learned skills; practice, practice, practice

Give some love to your past self; acknowledge all that you've overcome

Practice self-forgiveness

Send yourself positive messages; leave sticky notes around your space with encouraging messages for yourself

Send random reminders to loved ones about why you love them; make someone feel good about themselves

Take breaks after you've been working on something for a long time

Practice patience with yourself; you're only human

Be gentle with yourself when experiencing burnout

Remind yourself that you are more than what you "contribute to society"; you are more than the expectations set on you

Constructively self-reflect on things you can work on; work towards self-improvement

Work on skills that build your confidence; this takes time

Prioritize your own well-being when necessary; remember that you matter as much as anyone else

Practice projecting your voice; practice public speaking; get comfortable/familiar with how you come across

Take risks; try new things that you normally wouldn't

Ride a rollercoaster or amusement park ride

Be adventurous with the world around you; explore new places that you haven't been to yet

Practice conquering your fears

Get curious about the things that you scare; learn more about them to familiarize yourself with them

Eat a good breakfast on days you know will be straining for you

Try to eat healthy; eat foods that make you feel good physically and mentally

Make sure to hydrate throughout the day

Drink something with caffeine or honey in it; tea is a great option for this

Keep moving forward

-

It's been a while since my last post, so here's the newest addition to my list of subtle worship! I may add to this list later on, but for now, here are discreet ways to worship the goddess Nike. I hope it helps someone, and take care! 🧡

Link to Subtle Worship Master list

[horsemage]

I think we should bring back basic etiquette lessons such as shutting the fuck up when you’re watching a movie in a group that is not exclusively your friend group 🙂

[anastacialy]

AS CORAL DRAWS HIS FINAL BREATH

HIS PARTNER CALLED UNTIMELY DEATH

WILL STOP THE WORLD JUST TO BETRAY

IMPULSIVELY CAUSED TWO DECAY

THE BLOOD SHINES RED UPON HIS SWORD

AND SWEARS HIS LOYALTY TO HIS LORD

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

Hello I am actually obsessed with the daytime future post (broken day AU? Like daybreak?). I adore light as vile in fiction because it's so different and fascinating. The dark hides horrors and plays on the fear of the unknown, the anxiety of knowing something could be after you. But daylight horror is in front of you, and you cannot hide from it. Violence and agony on full display. And of course the over abundance of a good thing becoming sickening, turning life into toxin.

Maybe the servants are Helioptiles/Heliolisks (they get Solar Power and are sun themed in general). If you want to replace Dusknoir, he could be a water type and that's part of how he rose in rank to be Dialga's personal servant. Inteleon could be interesting because of the spy motif, or Slowking for the intelligence, or a fully evolve water starter for the imposing vibes. Carracosta is a good option too.

OHHHHHH YOUR MIND, THIS IS EXCELLENT HELL YEAH

Light as a force that can be just as harsh and brutal as it can good is so underutilized and I agree, it's a super cool concept with a lot of potential for horror and cruelty!

Those are some super good ideas for the servants, intelleon and slowing are especially good 😭😭😭😭 I could see both being dialga's main servants - with slowking as the brain of their operations and intelleon as their (probably rather brutal) sniper and master of disguise.

I could see Intelleon heading back to the past to pose as an explorer in pretty much exactly the same way dusknoir does in canon - which then results in the very funny situation of having TWO separate renowned explorers in town giving completely contradictory stories while the townsfolk struggle to decide which to trust 😂

[coloursofaparadox]

mm

[3liza]

last time my mom visited I was talking to her about parenting and how I appreciated a lot of the choices she and my father had made about raising me and my brother and she agreed that just listening to the child and taking them seriously was the One Weird Trick to cutting out like 60% of conflicts between parents and children. and she said one time I was about three or four years old and we were all going to the grocery store, and at the threshold of the store I just had a meltdown. i was overwhelmed, I was crying, I was just at the end of my rope like kids get sometimes. and instead of dragging me through the store my mom and dad stopped what we were doing and just asked me what the problem was. and I was able to say I didn't want to be there, I couldn't do it, I wanted to go home. and she says she and my father just looked at each other and back at me and said "okay" and we all went home that day instead of forcing the grocery store trip. and I had so few public meltdowns as a kid despite being pretty autistic because, I think, I knew that if I ever really needed to leave, my parents would understand and back me up. and that was the case throughout my childhood. which paradoxically (one might think) resulted in me having fewer incidents of being overwhelmed in the first place, which then made me better able to handle increasing amounts of stress and so on. it also taught me that expressing feelings and communicating them to my caretakers wasn't going to be punished or ignored or called weird, so unlike many other autistic kids who get judged or rebuked for expressing sensitivity or opposition, I didn't need to constantly blockade everyone and internalize everything all the time.

it's a pretty simple concept whether your kids are autistic or not, but most parents don't seem to get it. their parents taught them to just force everything and let the child deal with it alone so they just repeat the cycle even though they know how it feels.

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[bratbby333]

satosugu & their favorite lady ♡ poly head cannons

`⭐︎ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ bc who doesn't love when their two boyfriends are also bf + bf?

nsfw mdni; fem!reader, 3sum, anäl, dbl. penētration, oral, yaoi, use of pet names. banner fan art from pinterest

poor suguru, having to work overtime to keep the two of you in check—your unyielding energy bounces off of satoru's childlike enthusiasm, creating quite an unhinged environment. and of course geto switches into dad-mode when it comes to y'all, but he wouldn't have it any other way...not willing to give up what he has, loving how silly his lovers are.

satoru’s definitely the physical touch lover while suguru handles words of affirmation: they take turns showering you in praise in the form of soft touches and gentle kisses while they removing your clothes, two sets of hands running up and down your soft skin.

this dynamic also manifests in public, with satoru being your go-to for steamy dancing and drunken make-out sessions in the middle of the club, while suguru sits observantly at a table off to the side.

when he finally feels that it’s time to go, he’ll join the two of you on the dance floor, his chest pressed flush with your back as you continue to lock lips with satoru. you grind against him, assuming he's finally joining in on all the fun. but his hands pull at your hips before running up your body and cupping the underside of your jaw, quite literally having to peel your mouth away from satoru's. "hey...wha- i wasn't done," you grumble. suguru only chuckles in response. "let's get outta here, you two..." he mumbles. satoru attempts to reconnect his lips with yours before a stern "satoru," rumbles from suguru's chest. your blue-eyed lover pouts, of course, before reluctantly agreeing.

suguru loves hitting it from the back while you suck satoru off, the sloppy sounds of both your holes filling the heady air the room as the three of you chase your releases

and of course, satoru would get creative and suggest a challenge, a little competition to see who finishes first, just for funsies; "bet i'd last the longest". he'd be so fucking smug about it, too. and nine times out of ten, you and suguru would create an alliance and work together to literally break satoru; not only does he finish first but he cums over, and over, and over again. you and sugu take turns bringing him to his breaking point, and after his third orgasm, he's begging to switch so he can get one of you off instead. but you just can't stop. and why would you? he just looks so pretty as his hips buck off the bed, sweat glistening on his skin with his flustered cheeks and swollen lips, while his body trembles with every gasping breath. you swear he does this shit on purpose, plotting for this outcome because he's been feeling super needy lately.

they just love pleasing their precious girl

you're straddling suguru, your forearms resting against his chest as your nails dig into his skin. satoru is pounding into you from behind, his hands anchored on your hips. he tucks his chin into his clavicle to watch as your gushing cunt sucks him in so greedily. suguru pulls your head down, your cheek resting against his shoulder as his fingers reach under you to play with your clit, sultry words of praise leaving his lips and going straight to your listening ears, "feels good, doesn't it baby? uh uh, don't move. keep takin' him...y'doin so good." you whimper as toru’s impressive length reaches unimaginable depths inside you, the sweet squelches of your needy pussy spurring him on as he drives into you even harder. sugu’s fingers keep working at your throbbing clit while you bite and suck on his neck, interrupted by the symphony of soft ahh’s and ooo’s falling from your swollen lips. a few more rough thrusts and rapid circles against your clit and you’re falling apart on satoru’s cock, spraying all over the their thighs. you gasp and whine when you feel satoru pull out, only for suguru to lift you up and quickly take his place, sheathing himself in your pulsing walls. “you ready, baby?” you glance over you shoulder, watching as satoru sucks his fingers into his mouth, a cheeky smirk on his face, your cock drunk brain too dizzy to respond. you nod, groaning at the feeling of his long, slender digits playing with your ass, dipping in to the second knuckle. satoru works to stretch you out in preparation for you to take them both. your face contorts at the dull ache. "look at me...focus on me, princess," suguru rasps, redirecting your attention to him as he slowly pumps in and out of your gummy walls. your nails scratch down his chest as you rest your forehead against his, breathing deeply in an attempt to relax your body for the inevitable stretch. you already feel so full, your pussy absolutely drenched, your arousal dribbling out around sugu’s girth, but you grow even wetter in anticipation for your two boyfriends to take you at the same time

and if you thought it would be a peaceful transition into sleep after y'all finish fucking, you would be sorely mistaken...the three of you constantly fight for the middle spot in the bed. correction, you and satoru are the ones bickering. as the two of you argue, suguru finds his place and waits for y'all to follow suit, and more often than not, it's suguru in the middle, laying on his back, as you and satoru tuck yourselves under each of his arms and curling into his side, legs thrown over his waist.

it's a very balanced relationship. the three of y'all have your designated nights to cook dinner, your assigned spots on the couch (though you occasionally fight over what to watch), a copasetic routine for showering, going to work, running errands together. and when one of y'all is out of town for work, the two left over keep each other company. it's perfect, a home full of love and laughter.

y'all loooove having threesomes, but sometimes it's too much logistically. and that's totally fine...nothing wrong with some one on one action, whether it be you and toru or sugu and you or the two men having their fun alone.

you arrive home, expecting to be entrapped in a double bearhug by your two boyfriends, only to hear moans and grunts echoing down the hallway. you laugh to yourself as you make your way upstairs. opening the bedroom door, you're greeted by a smiling suguru being topped off by his blond counterpart. "hey baby, how was work?" he asks casually, not even acknowledging the fact that he's actively getting head. you smile softly, walking to the edge of the bed and placing a gentle peck on suguru's waiting lips. "mmm, it was a pretty rough shift...i'm gonna go take a long, hot shower," you reply, exhaustion evident in your voice. satoru sits up, continuing to jerk suguru off. with his free hand, he wipes the spit from his chin, grinning ear to ear as you lean in to kiss him, too. "you sure you don't wanna join us?" "not right now, toru, but i might when i get out," you smile as you walk to the dresser, grabbing a change of clothes before heading toward the master bathroom. you turn back around to face the two of them, giggling at the disappointed looks on their faces. when the door closes, the wet sounds and breathy moans fill the bedroom once more. but of course, not even five minutes into your peaceful shower, your back is pressed up against the tile wall as satoru's tongue laps at your throbbing clit. "this is the best way to decompress, baby," he says before his fingers dip into your core and his lips reattach to your sensitive bud. "f-fuck, toru...feels s'good..." as you surrender to the bliss, you hear the bathroom door open and close. seems like suguru was feeling left out. so much for your alone time, huh?

loneliness is no longer apart of the equation for you. after years of failed relationships and agonizing heartbreaks, you have finally found peace, your yin and yang. you have your boys, and they have you.

author notes: stsg has had me in a fuckin chokehold recently so i had to get this outta my head. i just rly rly want two boyfriends so so bad and i want my two boyfriends to also be boyfriends. ugh. is that too much to ask? ♡

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[genderhawk]

Sometimes I have to remember how different a few variables can make a person's life and then just move on but maybe if someone is still adjusting to things I'm used to it can't feel like gallows humor

[buggachat]

adrien never went to public school / adrienette have never met AU where Ladynoir are dating but Marinette has beef with Adrien Agreste™ on twitter, spurred by her interest in the fashion industry and her friendship with Mylene. ads are all over the place of Adrien promoting products like air in a bottle and NFTs and just generally so many products that are extremely poor taste/bad for the environment. Marinette tweets about beauty standards in the industry and all the shit Gabriel brand does to the environment and how Adrien Agreste perfectly encapsulates it all.

Adrien, of course, never responds to any of her tweets. her tweets are just white noise in the background. she is nowhere near on his level. one day Marinette tweets out something akin to "if I saw Adrien Agreste irl i'd punch him in the face" and her twitter gets banned for Threats of Violence, Alya draws attention to the injustice of it via the Ladyblog and suddenly "I want to punch Adrien Agreste in the face [gets banned]" becomes a bit of a meme. NOW people know who Marinette is and are listening to what she's saying (on her new account or whatever). Chat Noir also tweets that he wants to punch Adrien in the face

A hashtag trends. Marinette caves and starts tweeting about the scandals of the industry on her Ladybug twitter too. Adrien's twitter and instagram comments are flooded with both threats to punch him but also just generally critical comments like "nice pic and all but are you not going to address the sweatshop allegations?". Adrien still does not address it. At most he turns comments off. Marinette is gnawing at the wood of her desk.

Then a Ladybug and Chat Noir identity reveal happens.

Marinette is stunned. Absolutely mouth agape. Cannot form words. Chat Noi— NO, ADRIEN— ADRIEN FUCKING AGRESTE looks at her and is like "oh ha :) .... Marinette Dupain-Cheng, right? You're the girl who wanted to punch me hahaha"

after recovering from her world being shattered, she's like...... "hahaha...... um............... yeah...... uh..... so you... DO know who i am. and you're just. ignoring it then. hahaha... ok... thats....... fine..... anyway..... u-uh...... im not... gonna actually punch you. but. um. k-kitty do you um. maybe want to stop promoting deforestation and all that"

he's like "I don't"

she's like. "yes you do. literally in your newest ad you said to the camera 'who needs trees when bottled air is the way of the future'. like did you really read that line out loud and not see a problem with it"

"yeah, that wasn't me"

"what are you talking abou—"

"it's deepfaked"

"..... what"

"all of my ads in the past few years are deepfakes. I complained too much so my father fired me. turns out that i signed away all rights to my face and voice to him when I was 13 or something. he can just use my face and voice and name however he wants. he generates ads. i dont even have access to the 'Adrien Agreste' twitter or insta accounts. sometimes he makes me do runways but beyond that I'm not involved in all."

"... ... ... ... ... what"

"yeah haha... :") im sorry. i wish i could help you more. but he never listens to me. i don't like it either, i.... i've asked him to stop sooo many times. but he never listens to me. i hate seeing my face used without my consent but haha.... i don't... have any rights here so. sorry. i really wish i could help more"

and now marinette hates "Adrien Agreste"™ ads/posts EVEN MORE and is threatening to kill Gabriel Agreste himself. all while kissing the real adrien agreste silly