#just tj things

[starlightoffandoms]

also guess whatever theme i had used no longer exists b/c this bad boy is just blank lol

[lafragolina]

just kill me

[tj-crochets]

Okay now that the ant is almost done: any other requests for semi-realistic but improbably sized creature plushies? Reference images are, as always, a bonus but not required (even I cannot predict what I will make next, and so far at y'all's suggestion I've made a horseshoe crab and an ant in the last week lol)

[rooolt]

it is so weird to me that like all the kiddads are alike in the fact that they are deeply complicated characters who we as an audience have a fascinating view on from both their parents and children’s perspectives and they’ve all committed this great atrocity together and they all kinda consistently fuck up they’re kids a bit, AND YET, it seems that without a doubt sparrow consistently gets the most hate. Like omg free my man or persecute everyone else

[reallyrandomtj]

FINALLY GOT THE HOSPITAL RESULTS

Under read more just in case--

First of all I just wanted to admit--

I have been so scared, just absolutely terrified, about the results from my hospital procedure from August 19. The WAITING with no set date on receiving them has been torture! The FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN has been crippling with thoughts like 'is everything normal?', 'what if the MRI and previous tests missed something dangerous?' and 'will I have to break bad news to my friends?' has been a constant concern for me--

Only thing keeping me sane this last week? My mutuals here on Tumblr and my friends on Discord, I'm not even joking! I wanted to thank everyone for helping me through such a scary IRL time by simply interacting with me and my muses.... it means more to me than words can accurately portray ~

ANYWAY. My results? ... NORMAL!

HOWEVER

That may sound anticlimactic but in the world of medicine for a hysterectomy? LEGIT best case scenario! Meaning my chances of having to be cut open are 'very low' and my recovery time may be much shorter than expected - still a few weeks but talking more 2 to 4 weeks instead of 4 to 8 weeks - and I no joke started crying happy tears after I got off the phone with my cancer doctor!

My doctor felt that September 2nd may be too soon, for the hysterectomy, after the procedure that happened a week ago. My doctor did apologize for making that booking but she wishes to see me face to face first for a more in detail explanation of how things will proceed after taking my results and physical recovery into consideration.

I-- I feel like an entire mountain was removed from my shoulders??

[sbd-laytall]

"My favorite trope is..."

Based on this post:

[littlexdeaths]

I cannot stop thinking about drummer!eddie😃 pls I need him

god i need him DESPERATELY!!

i have such a distinct image of him going absolutely crazy on a drum solo.

his hair is flying everywhere, and sweat clings to every inch of his skin. maybe he even breaks a stick in the process but that doesn’t deter him in the slightest. he’s just so into the music and losing himself completely, all while doing it with that shit eating grin of his.

[jenyifer]

Angel: Hey do you want to listen to a new audiobook?

Yes yes of course

Devil: well what about chapter 10 to 22 of heartsong by tj klune?

*sweats profusely* Ohhhh well I just listened to that last—

Angel: Oi! We have 2 audiobooks on Libby and 15 not yet reads on Audible from all the sales.

Devil: We could then relisten to Brothersong… then maybe Ravensong… maybe even Wolfsong if we need to cry

Angel: You have listened to those plenty of times you’ll find something new you’ll like just as much

Devil: KELLWI!!!!!!!! RAWBBIE!!!!! Stupid Carter. Gordo and his love. Pack pack pack pack pack pack

I have no other choice.

It’s grass, lake water and so much damn sunshine.

[starlightoffandoms]

i have a bunch of side blogs that I created to hold things for me back in the day. literally been years and i forgot about them. b/c i do most of my tumbling from mobile i don't see them. i logged in from a comp just now. i died. apparently i thought jiggly-hufflepuff was hilarious and kept it all these years.

[mauravarisco]

juicy couture

[lenreli]

VP!Hob/A Waste of Shame!Dream - remind me what's up with this one?

Ah yes.... They.

I do know broadly how the plot goes, but the intricacies I haven't thought about in a while. Even though I definitely still love them. :D Another bodyguard one where Hob is looking after the Endless family! Listen, if it works, don't break it. It's also more period than my other one though, so. Also they both have more morals.

Snippet:

There’s giggles and muffled talking, a lady against a wall of the castle, covered in the black of Hob’s uniform, and Dream’s mouth dries, able to see them kiss, to see Hob’s hand come up to the woman’s face, words quiet between them.   And―and surely, the only natural way for Dream to react is jealousy, but there’s only envy, and the light spark of arousal as the woman’s sounds change, go higher pitched as Hob talks softly, taking off a glove with his teeth, and Dream swallows a sound as the hand goes under many skirts.  There’s a sudden sound behind him, and he can see Hob and the lady start to turn around, and Dream’s lucky to be close to another wall to hide behind, heart jackrabbiting in his chest. The quiet talking soon continues, and then the woman moans, pleasure obvious even from so far away and Dream shuts his eyes, trying to convince himself to stop listening.

WIP Meme

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! Weird question time again, this time involving glasses. It got a little long and ramble-y, so adding a read more

When I was about 8 years old, I got glasses. First reading glasses, then all-the-time glasses, but I can see totally fine without them both up close and far away. My sight issue is that if I spend too long focusing up close without glasses, like when I'm reading, and then try to look up and look at something farther away my eyes just will not refocus. Like, at all. I first went to get glasses because it was reading week in school and every recess I was just sitting still because I couldn't see anything but blurs As it was described to me at the time, it was something about the muscles in my eyes not working correctly, but I have never had another eye doctor* explain and I was in like third grade at the time and do not remember. I've tried asking other glasses-wearing people about it, but they ask if I am far sighted or near sighted and I don't think I'm either so idk how to answer and then we just confuse each other. Okay, got a little side tracked there, my questions are: 1. Are there reasons to need glasses besides being near or far sighted, and if so, what are they? Especially if you have a similar eye issue that sounds like I described, I just have no idea how to even begin wording the question to a doctor about it 2. Is being "polycarbonate maladaptive" a thing? Time before last I tried to get new glasses it was the "made while you wait" kind at the mall and they were so disorienting to wear the eye doc there said I was polycarbonate maladaptive and sent away to a normal lens place to get them made 3. Have you ever had an eyeglasses place add a coating to like the edges of the lenses? The last time I tried to get new glasses they "upgraded" my lenses for free and it was like rainbow prisms on the outer edges of my glasses, but I have (what is probably) flicker vertigo and it just about knocked me off my feet with intense vertigo. It's been like 8+ years since I last got a new pair of glasses, and I really should get a new pair, but I do not know how to word "please do not do that" when I don't actually know what "that" is *I know they have a specific name but I always get optometrist and ophthalmologist confused and idk which I mean

[deuterosapiens]

I just can't with these two! This entire book is just going to be Carter and Gavin both being too damn stubborn to let each other breathe for five seconds without wanting to eviscerate each other with their combined cluelessness.

Like, what am I even supposed to do with that? We get it Carter, you're supposed to be the straight one. You've always been the straight one. Gavin has screwed you up so much because the literal moment he shifted back you were hit with the bisexual force of a thousand champagne supernovae exploding in the sky and you cannot process his presence without wanting to bone him and without being aggressively confused by it. It's just like that sometimes!

Well, for some of you. 20/20, bitches!

But seriously, when Carter returns to the Pack, he is going to reek of wild experimentation.

I love these idiots.

[bittwitchy]

Bruce and Cassie + •-•

Bonus w Arthur

[crownrots]

[pettyprocrastination]

having a day off during the week enacts a level of guilt within me that should not be possible. I'm sitting on the couch and its about to be 12 o clock and all ive done so far today is showered, eaten breakfast, washed my hair and i feel so unproductive i need to be saved from the productivity guilt