#just them being idiots and over caffinated for many chapters

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(for the fic title ask) Coffee Soulmates this is based off of an idea I have in mind, I wanna see where you could go with it :)

Coffeeshop AU (naturally) Remy x Remus (Does this have a ship name?? Dukesleep/ Rem^2 thanks @katelynn-a-fan!) 

So Remus always goes to this one coffee place near his house which is open 24 hours, but despite the fact that he’s in almost every day, sometimes multiple times, the barrister STILL routinely gets his name wrong.

Which would be fine. Except every time the barista calls out Remelia or Reem or Reggie or WHATEVER it is today this...sunglasses guy swoops in and tries to claim Remus’ sweet, sweet caffeine for himself??

Turns out the name challenged barista has a habit of getting both Remy and Remus’ names wrong...and it’s not always possible to tell who he actually means, so they often end up walking out with the others beverage. 

And this would be cute and all...except they only meet each other when they’re caffeine deprived and associate the other with Coffee Stealing Crimes. Therefore they’re enemies.

(Remy thinks Remus is this awful feral (possible serial killer?? or florist? Why does he have so much soil on his cloths) who r-e-a-l-y needs to pay more attention to his personal grooming routine “seriously babe, is he actually rocking the 2000 X-men white streak in his hair or is it bird poop? like, inquiring minds need to know”).

(Remus thinks Remy is BORing and worse than that, a boring person who’s pretending to be interesting “ooh look at me I’ve got a fancy jacket and I like coffee and clubbing im sooo crazy. I could swing a cat in any Starbucks and hit ten of you....actually I think I’ve already done that”).

But despite this their coffee addictions mean they keep meeting each other. And standing next to each other waiting for their orders. And maybe complaining about the barista together. And maybe that extends to making fun of everyone else around them to each other. And then maybe actually conversation. And then maybe...feelings? 

Neither of them is prepared to deal with that. 

The solution is clearly more coffee. 

tl:dr like a very sassy slowburn-y coffee shop AU feat. two gay idiots. Also maaaybe the barista is virgil and maaaaybe he’s doing all this deliberately just to fuck with them.

For the fake fic titles asks