#just that hes his biggest hater

[cavesalamander]

Scum Villain fic where Shen Yuan wakes up out of a coma and realizes that he just had a very, very vibrant dream about his boy and that web novel he hatereads.

When he gets back home after observation it's so... surreal. He feels so much older now. He's practically lived a lifetime in that dream, even if only a few months have passed.

His room is so... cringe is the word he wants to use, but he can't help but find his past self endearing about it all. Except that line of thought makes... no sense at all. His past self is just him from a couple months ago.

He decides to check up on the story he'd been dreaming about and finds out that, though there were a dozen more chapters, they had stopped updating completely without warning just a few weeks after his own coma.

(The comments after his coma, a few mention him, calling him out or cheering for him finally giving up on the story. Some people even speculate he might have died.)

His old comments were so embarrassing to read, but there's a part of him that... sees his love for Luo Binghe even in these.

Wait, why is he suddenly okay being gay for this protag??

He thinks he probably shouldn't be quite so chill about it.

He wonders what happened to Airplane. He stops himself from thinking too hard on the possibility it could all have been real. That was ridiculous!!

Meanwhile in the world of the system....

Luo Binghe is flipping OUT. His husband his shizun his beloved just up and went POOF. No trace of him, no clue left behind.

(Or is it worse if he dies? The original goods died that night he qi deviated and was replaced by Shen Yuan, so there's no soul there to replace him. Luo Binghe has had to deal with dead Shizun before but this time it's... different.)

Either way, after a whole lot of everyone flipping out, Shang Qinghua seems to know a little too much about... something.

The truth comes out. Luo Binghe admits he's suspected something like that for a while now, but thats not important. He needs his shizun back, so how..?

Cue dimension hopping shenanigans.

[1244950]

Bay! Optimus showing up to TFP! Megatron's live execution

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[agerasiaa]

A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”

[post-cal]

this isnt related to the blog i just am thinking abt your drawing of Hal-If-He-Looked-Like-Bro. i think about it every day. i love it to death. i humbly request a redraw

Fun fact about the name for Hal Ambro it is just FULL of references.

[dlldior]

i cannot begin to tell you guys how much i hate this charles grey fucker and his ugly face and ugly hair someone fire his barber. why is he always here. can he fuck off for once with his annoying ass chipmunk voice and his annoying ass chipmunk face.

[zoolitsky-fandom]

REAL Sanji fans want to spray him with pesticide

[king-spite]

so it seems the poppy war has become my absolute favorite series so ofc i'm losing my mind comparing every scene with my other favorite series (red queen) and making an unfathomable amount of headcanons

[mugentakeda]

i need everyone to stop saying daniel was rooting for loustat the whole time just cus he revealed that armand took credit for saving louis. daniel doesnt like loustat either. hes actually just a louis du lac solo stan. an akgae if you will. that was his only motivation here dont get it twisted

[spiralingdowwn]

Chigiri finds the most beautiful photo of Reo, literally the picture of wealth and elegance and just goes “Look. Look at yourself.”

Reo is all confused, “okay…?”

Then Chigiri flips to the most unflattering picture of Nagi like passed out on the floor or something and goes, with the upmost disdain in his voice, “now look at who you choose to date.”

Reo, completely love stuck and thinking about how cute his boyfriend is, just goes, “what are you trying to say?” with genuine confusion.

And Chigiri wants to kill himself.

[randomwriteronline]

I think it would be soooo fucking funny if Velika had a favorite MU being and that happened to be Kazi. Just a really powerful cosmic creature with incredibly inscrutable plans that no one can figure out who is also simply enamored by a singular red blood cell due to how viscerally said cell hates his stupid fucking sphinx ass riddles. Velika twirling his hair and giggling and kicking his feet and telling the other Great Beings how there's this silly little matoran he gave a consciousness to that hes faking abt not having a lil bit of a crush on (in the way the creator of an oc loves said oc) but he do <3 and the Great Beings look down and Kazi is there waving a fucking knife welded onto his arm and screaming at the clouds about how hes going to shank the shit out of Velika if he shows his stupid face to tell him another goddamn riddle again and the Great Beings turn to this disgrace of a peer they have and go why are you like this

[dhmis-autism]

atp most of my red guy human design is to like. prove a point

[the-meme-monarch]

biggest complaint about you is your not a big enough hater about kralsei. Get rageful with it. Make a whole rant about how gross it is in canon. Let the rage take over

oh it takes everything i have to not say swears about it like every day trust me. i am kra/lsei number 1 biggest hater

[jeremiahthefroge]

alright, alright, fine, i'll admit! I remember not liking Garroth the first go around. I don't remember WHY. I was also a cat 5 hater back then, and I REALLY REALLY fucking liked Aaron (the guy gave me gender envy AND made me realize I was capable of liking guys. I had a really specific type) so maybe I literally just didn't like him bc I wanted aphmau and aaron to kiss. I also was sort of not a huge fan of het romances at all anyways, usually bc I subconciously wanted to date the woman involved, and I wouldn't be too shocked if child me, who everybody thought would be a raging butch lesbian when I grew up, had a massive crush on the cool pretty protagonist with the cool goddess lore and the angel wings. I turned out to be a deeply bisexual man who would do anything for his wife, so take that as you will, I don't know.

But as an ADULT watching this show, I'll fucking tell you what, Garroth so far is an excellently written fantasy man and it is so easy to imagine characters falling for him! By episode 22, when he's finally able to walk a bit after Zenix shoots him, and he sees Aphmau with the baby. The way he's so concerned for the baby's health after learning it was abandoned. The way he immediately signs up to coparent him with Aph. "...You know, he's kind of cute. He reminds me of someone." I can just imagine him having offered a finger to Levin, and Levin grabs his finger and just smiles one of those big round baby smiles, and then he says that and him and Aphmau share a smile for the first time since Garroth got hurt... a small moment of hope after so much terrible shit... especially knowing that here's Garroth at a VERY low point, a protector forced to rest in bed, having missed so much action, having been betrayed by his trusted apprentice, WHO WAS LIKE A SON TO HIM. And he is ready. He is THERE for Levin. He's ready to try to find the kid's parents if they're out there.

I think that right there is something that can just really sell you on the good of a character. And also he's so dad. Somebody PLEASE give him a child to parent that he won't have to give up or anything.

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

Ok but I need a copy of that How to Be More Like Kendrick Lamar book because I mean

[evelynnocto]

Elon musk is an absolute disgrace.

putting all the facts about Elon being a piece of shit person BECAUSE HE IS ALSO A TRANSPHOBIC RACIST ASSHOLE

He makes shitty cars and stupid decisions and DARES use the name of Nikolai Tesla to sell his mediocre products? That is a disgrace to everything Tesla stood for. Over Tesla's life, he has been stolen from, put down, and used to sell bad products, as well as having his work plagiarized by rich assholes who want more money.

Elon musk is the exact thing Nikolai Tesla would want to destroy. If you are gonna use the name of Tesla, you gotta make good, high quality tech, revolutionary innovations, and something that would make styropyro shed tears of happiness.