#just teasing

[skullivancrossbones]

i am the number one hater of AUs. okay not really hate but also i will never read one. i am looking for a fanfiction because i have been enamored by the pre established status quo. why are they suddenly baristas in high school!!

[animatronic-assistant]

(time for a quick check up on Elara's Sun and Moon <3/silly)

[Mal has ultimately decided that if he was to hurt someone, it would be Sun or Moon. He connects to one of the devices within their bunker, staying hidden in the code until a good moment, looking to go after the weaker of the two, Sun]

Sun was finally able to finish cleaning the mess that was this new bunker. Absolutely atrocious. So dusty and moldy. It had lost power at some point before they got there after a storm and mold had grown. Sun spent a week bleaching everything. He was cleaning one of the computer terminals, putting the keys back on after dusting the keyboard.

Finally, I thought I'd never finish... would have been done soon if Moon helped... or Elara was here. *sigh* She is so efficient with cleaning... adorable too...

He daydreams a bit, thinking about how cute she'd look all dressed up in a housewife dress and apron scampering around the bunker. If only. He shakes his head. No time for that. He always remembers that terrifying Virus when he thinks about Elara too long... heavens it was scary.

[labeteenmoi]

So... Who's up for a Reacher fanfic ?

[foiblesofamaraudingheart]

Where the we really lives

Time's near to take all, that poetic wax, and roll it through the dirt. To let the Earth and soil get all up in the creases. Under the nails.

Time's near to take off the FUBU and the effervescence. Flaws fashioned immortal, but immaterial to the stuff of me and you.

Neil says we're star dust. Okay. So we're fancy dust. But somebody's mama is still going to sweep us up. Dump our sweet, sultry, bones,

in the trash. And all I'm saying, is that the non-photo finish. The imperfect, off-center, flab of it all, can be celebrated. Without the

elevation. And

time's near to love the foundations of the soul, that's human, and flawed, and ugly, and brutal, and honest, and passionate, and angry

and yearning, to be soothed, and looking, forward to the future, while wanting to crawl, back into the past, and who's nature is, change

down low. Where the we really lives.

[cityzenchick]

If this was me I would say "Hi John ... would you mind signing my England shirt on the front for me please ..... you will? ...... oh that's great .... well could you just hang a sec while I put it on!!" 😉

I would be saying "John could you please try to stop shaking while I take this pic of you on my phone? Oh sorry ..... it's actually my hand that's shaking not you .... oops ......" 😳

If this was me I wouldn't be looking down at what he's signing I would be looking at how pretty his hair is and wishing I could run my fingers through his curls ..... 😔🤭

(To be honest, I would be far too shy to even go near him, let alone ask for an autograph or a selfie 🫣)

[boredzillenial]

Spoilers for the next MK Bingo below the cut

I don’t think y’all are ready for the Coworkers Fic, and I really don’t think y’all are ready for more College AU 😜

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

I was puzzling over the reaction from AFO simps to his new appearance when they were actively thirsting while he looked like a potato, then it hit me: when he was a potato with his flashback self cast in shadow, people could imagine his real younger face however hot they wanted.  But now, the truth doesn’t live up to headcanons and y’all are upset even though he doesn’t look that bad.

[dunkinbublin]

Why does sonic not like the hoodie so much

imagine ur sibling got a hoodie with ur face on it just to mess with u

its just some light ribbing between siblings

[unlimitedbutchworks]

I get the feeling you might need to take a nap (I’m an empath btw)

so true! can you detect how comfy i am on this couch with my blankets using your empath abilities? very curious stuff, i wonder...

[akumanoken]

Says the woman who has the highest chance of success with said best friend...

[starrysnowdrop]

Hmmm, no one has suggested the other npc I was considering shipping Hali with… interesting. 😙

[yourdirtiestdreams]

Spiare è il termine sbagliato, io userei ammirare poi te'ho detto ci vuole dedizione

Ah è così che si difendono in aula gli stalker adesso? "Stavo soltanto ammirando"?

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[perktart]

You're cute btw and a good girl & I'm nuzzling my face on your arm and biting you-!!

Why can't I boop yet tumblr?? Whywhywhywhywhywhy >.<

It's pretty clear you're in love with me, don't worry I can tell

[warmhappycat]

Oh come on, don’t say that, we just finished convincing men the devil wasn’t involved in periods!

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

[sourpeachsayshi]

okay, but a man talking you through your orgasm. a man who smiles the second you climax and is all "there we go,", is smoothing his hands over your trembling thighs and says "you're shaking so hard, baby," who has to keep your hips down as he tuts "easy, sweetheart, easy, that's just the second one...", who exhales a laugh under his breath as he sweetly inhales the back of your neck, his palm cupping your pulsing cunt when he points out "too much for you, my love? are you getting sore?"